Jeffrey Dahmer Accidentally Roofied Himself Once

[@macngeeseyt6029]

Damn, bro could have ratted jeffrey out if he wasnt a criminal himself.

[@30pranaypawar17]

there is always a bigger fish

[@BlondeQtie]

well, no one would have acted on this, since no crime was actually committed… plus the guy was probably black or at least poc. (edit because people are stupid: i am not racist. dahmer specifically targeted poc because society back then was really racist and the police didn’t care about poc.)

[@jasonshih3633]

i mean he prob doesnt know that dahmer was a serial killer

[@camohere]

mmhm

[@bob_TheMighty_Pillbug]

​@@BlondeQtieWhy'd you add that he was black or poc?

[@Reejected]

Nah he didn’t only leave with his life , he left with Jeffery’s belongings too 😭😭

[@ChristopherGriffin-ee2ol]

Not only expensive clothes, $300 dollars, and a watch, but also a bitch?! Damn, bro really is the rizzler that always come back!

[@josephineryyy]

right😂

[@its_karthi_yoo]

Imagine the escaped individual's reaction upon learning about Jeffrey Dahmer.

[@YourAverageSpeedrunner]

They either had 2 reactions: 1: Flabbergasted and relieved 2: Laughing their ass off

[@PRISMnsa]

@@YourAverageSpeedrunnerD. All of the above

[@HighPriestessGabagool609]

@@PRISMnsa don't you mean C or 3?

[@obi-nh9eh]

​@@PRISMnsayes

[@an_anonymous_potato]

​@@HighPriestessGabagool609usually the “all of the above” option is associated with the letter “D:”, “d)”, or “4.”

[@seitzgd]

"grandpa, what is the most worthy things you have?" " *i have Jeffery Dahmers watch.* "

[@TimeskipCronos]

Unfortunately, the man's prolly gay soooo, uncle. ~ C

[@benjaminborbely3832]

Bro 1990 isn't grandpa that's like dad

[@seitzgd]

@@benjaminborbely3832 im talking about in the future, like 2050 something like that

[@dr.plaguedoctor4534]

@@benjaminborbely3832a 20 year old in 1990 is now 54. That’s grandpa range

[@zeldeure1765]

That man didn't have kids and won't, seeing as he was gay

[@krissmgvlogs]

"not only did I escape death I also got myself a new shirt"

[@bume2212]

And $300

[@cookie2636]

​​@@bume2212 And a watch

[@SansUndertale.]

​@@cookie2636and luck

[@chromephone]

"But maaaan does the shirt smell like death"

[@cameronandrews69420]

@@chromephone”its because i rubbed my meat on it” -dahmer probably

[@OneTwoFive0]

Two different criminals, two different intentions

[@snatch051]

But one is uncomprehendingly evil and sadistic. And the other just did an average crime

[@Cadillac19]

Stop judging people when you don't have their sense of thinking.

[@Diddythediddlergod]

@@Cadillac19 The fuck?So if an autistic man commits a murder we should just let them go cause we cant judge them as we dont have their sense of thinking. Nah, a crime is a crime.

[@Minnie_the_rat]

Dude we are talking about Jeffrey Dahmer here

[@Rivər]

​@@Cadillac19 What, you think Jeffery Dahmer's misunderstood? Stfu, anyone can judge a person who kills and EATS people.

[@MrMayhem010]

He really pulled the old switcheroo on him

[@strikerdoc_4205]

Probably a good idea to switch any drinks your given if possible. Never know who want to do what. Especially with how accessible everyone is with online dating.

[@InuyashaLain]

​@@strikerdoc_4205true let this be something for me to remember

[@classeontop7403]

@@strikerdoc_4205 Just don't drink anything that a stranger would give you.

[@G1sandG1rlsGaming]

​@@classeontop7403I mean if you've already resigned yourself to sleeping with them, I don't think you're all that concerned about having untested fluids inside you

[@kaiocrap6965]

😂😂

[@oryzathefarmer]

The victim really said: "Nah I ain't dying tonight" 💀

[@idontevenknow741]

The guy probably didn’t even know he was going to be killed

[@baileyjanekmitchell5311]

"Nad I'd win" ahh comment 💀

[@9ine-fd6zc]

Borrowed his watch and time for himself

[@jayepd]

😐

[@Sunflowersarepretty]

Imagine that guy's relief tho. Bro narrowly escaped.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

He was a homosexual prostitute, so his only concern was his next drug fix.

[@vvsvoid7270]

This is before they knew Jeffrey was the guy

[@goonerOZZ]

The guy most probably doesn't know how lucky he is. For all he know, he got an easy money from some lame white guy....

[@pino6942]

​@@vvsvoid7270 Wdym is he sees Dahmer just suddenly getting knocked out he can figure that was meant for him

[@idontevenknow741]

He probably just thought that Jeffrey was gonna rob him

[@James-yz2yc]

Average nerd serial killer vs average hood robber

[@leonfrancis3418]

So that's how your mother met your father. What happened next?

[@insomnion3892]

friendliest villero

[@BuiHieuDong]

Jeffrey thought he was the main character, but that man right here was the actual main character all along.

[@BoundASL]

I see u everywhere

[@apifeuy4596]

​@@BoundASL I bet he gets a lot of these

[@Vibinzzzz1]

Go touch grass pls!

[@Genericmug]

​@@Vibinzzzz1exactly

[@Gypsycrusader01736]

Get off the internet you’re literally chronically online my nigga your parents are disappointed

[@ElijahHuang-di7fn]

You been hit back, You been struck back, The Smooth Criminal 🕺🏻

[@quinnthedepressedbitch]

it's you've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal you dense cabbage 💀

[@moayad80]

Focusing with the story ❌️ Staring at his hair ✅️

[@andyyjiang]

this is too funny 🤣

[@luxeartro5060]

I will now change my name to “this” so I could finally once in my life be called funny

[@skilless935]

​@@luxeartro5060this was funny

[@davidtaylor9999]

@@luxeartro5060 Took me a second lol

[@Blue_Nades]

​​@@luxeartro5060that's funny

[@figure966]

imagine that guy checked the freezer for a snack and then he found the . . .

[@Johnnyboileo]

This was before the heads were his last victims

[@thirtythreeteam]

They should have included that in the Netflix special 😂

[@marchmacabre]

They did but not the theft part

[@ImedeBarranco]

@@marchmacabrewait what the name of the man who escaped

[@Bryghtt]

​@ILuvBanannerzsource

[@a_very_burnt_steak]

​@@ImedeBarrancoI don't think it's possible to find out about a dude who vanished, unless Dahmer remembers him

[@Frozen_Egg]

"You stole 300 dollars?" "Nah. *I stole 300 Dahmers* "

[@georgecoopersenior]

LOL

[@wotdragonracer5624]

Dude was the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover 💀💀💀

[@Parthgamer123]

cute pfp

[@trento6842]

Zoophiles 😤

[@wotdragonracer5624]

@@Parthgamer123thx :)

[@Parthgamer123]

@@wotdragonracer5624 aww I get to see it another time because you replied to my comment

[@Billnyeinator]

Imagine robbing a murderer and wearing the clothes to work

[@SunYat-sen]

the murder drip

[@HenryHoang-x]

Plot twist: that guy knew about the sleeping pill and intentionally switched the cup.

[@alexnlsptube]

Maybe his gut feeling told him something about the tea cup, so he swítchet them. Then, after seing the men completely sleepy, understood that he tried to put him to sleep, so he made his revenge.

[@sarikajoshi7156]

There is high possibility of that .

[@robertwyness2464]

That's what happened, Jeffery said so himself.

[@Mega911Gamer]

INCONCEIVABLE 😂

[@Viorblox]

Bruh I was just about to comment this exact thing

[@ikopsop9647]

Bro didn't only dodge death, he stole from death

[@leonfrancis3418]

Calling Jeffrey Death is a real low blow to Death.

[@totallynotvolohaha]

​@@leonfrancis3418 yeah-

[@MaskedEmperor18]

@@leonfrancis3418 i mean you probably wouldn't survive if he got his eyes on you .

[@wbe1549]

Andy always tells the best stories.

[@Smolboiyeah]

Homie really stole Dahmer's Drip™

[@StrykerEXE]

Bro's luck was maxed out

[@EternallyDoomed]

That guy had plot armor lmaooo

[@stevecooper6578]

Why women swoon over serial killers like this is beyond me

[@looniemoonie5955]

There are many reasons such as: 1) he's different (well duh none of us eats or murders others) 2) he's dangerous (women love danger, it's just some of them prefer bikes over serial killers) 3) "I can fix him" mentality (spolier: nope) Women are illogical. They are starving for love and attention, that's why some of them even marry convicted criminals. It also can be viewed as sexual fantasy, some of them can dream about serial killers while fully realizing it's wrong to date one.

[@unknown-p3i]

Probably because "he's handsome"

[@na0mi2k]

​@@looniemoonie5955"women are illogical"🤓🤓🤓

[@Maximbaumann]

@@looniemoonie5955or you are putting all women in one bag and saying they all swoon over serial killers and being an incel piece of shit

[@malone4735]

@@looniemoonie5955They LOVE These Type of Men Until They Become a “Victim” To These Types of Men 😂

[@cluelesspotato8945]

I bet he looked at that shirt like a war trophy after the news got out

[@SunYat-sen]

the murder shirt

[@thecoolcongle5128]

I think the watch would have been the war trophy

[@CullenRTerry]

God said “I got you fam”

[@legendarys2]

Yes

[@yoshicola]

“i escaped jeffery dahmer and all i got was this shirt”

[@not_addicted_yet]

Whenever Andy posts, you know that's the good time 🗣️

[@not_addicted_yet]

Yaey, I didn't know he liked me lol

[@not_addicted_yet]

Didn't know bro liked me:>

[@WRLDOfSad]

Bro's a anti serial killer level threat

[@Scratchy__The_cat]

Jeffrey was still quite lucky here, since the drink wasn't poisoned. Like that would be the ultimate uno reverse card

[@Founderschannel123]

Dude's gonna tell his kids that he escaped a serial killer and stole his shit.

[@Dani-fl2dg]

“You fool, you’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders”

[@dickysatria7268]

Thundercross split attack !!! Owait..

[@clappedsquirrel7315]

Imagine being the guy who survived and robbed a famous serial killer

[@liningssoupgaming854]

bro that guy must feel lucky to escape when he foun out who jeff was

[@banjoestrada1538]

The last person always survives💀

[@alexisdominey6487]

Remember if your drink tastes unusually salty, get the person who may have drugged it to look away before swapping the drinks.

[@BeautifulBelladonna]

How.....do you know that?

[@KBLS267]

what if they nutted in the drink

[@panickedshears]

@@BeautifulBelladonnacould’ve been drugged before. It’s extremely common, so not unlikely that they have been, unfortunately.

[@BeautifulBelladonna]

@@panickedshears makes sense

[@luckyy3691]

Or just don't accept drinks or food you didn't see prepared

[@ArtsyLili]

He really went "I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks....and some bonus."

[@jerrylim6722]

Bro really just cheesed and looted the raid boss before refusing to elaborate further.

[@afarro]

What did Jeffry Dahmer call the one person who ran away? - Fast food

[@kristoferleobaisac5631]

Bro really said “no u”

[@zayaanali6240]

The story:💀💀💀 The back round music:💃💃💃

[@caracalcrusader2577]

There’s always a bigger fish

[@liamsenju3950]

And he called the police 🤣😂

[@SureEnough]

The moral of the story is to switch the drinks while he isn't watching.

[@raxrayraxray3302]

Spot on👍🏾

[@Snuggs111]

It sucks because he had interactions with police multiple times. The teenage boy who escaped naked ran to the police. But because of racism and homophobia they let this monster take him back to his apartment instead of actually doing their jobs. He wasn’t a cunning smart serial killer. He was an insecure idiot who got lucky. He targeted who he targeted on purpose.

[@olivesareoliver]

Yeah, Konerak. He was just 14, yet police believed he was dahmer's lover. They didn't even believe the girls who spoke with him in Lao. Back in the apartment, the bitch injected something in his head and killed him. Also, a not so fun fact: dahmer had actually sexually assaulted Konerak's brother just months before his murder.

[@SunYat-sen]

truly a demon

[@Rablax]

How to not make people serial killers: 1. Don't name the Jeffrey

[@The_baddie972]

Bro was like : Ain’t no way I’m dying before GTA6💀

[@andrewzaharias1858]

Man had plot armor

[@Phoenix20X]

Bro was lucky enough to survive jeffery and had THE BALLS to steal from a dangerous murderer

[@Y1kes_18]

He didn’t know he was a murderer

[@spoonc3078]

"do you want a drink?" "..." "do you want 2 drinks?" 💀

[@SimplyBruh28]

Him after figuring out it was Jeffery Dahmer: Many men

[@FireflyGirl68]

I remember this so well. It was so terrifying and creepy when everything came to light. Then seeing the news footage of the coroner's office removing freezers and containers of human remains was sickening. I believe the man who escaped was the one who informed the police, but I don't remember that particular detail. 🤔 Perhaps it was another would-be victim who escaped, but finally his murder spree was ended thankfully! 🤢

[@chey11870]

It's scary to think that if Jeffery wasn't killed in prison he would still be alive today. He was only 34 when he died in 1991 making him about 60 something today

[@UltraCenterHQ]

I just imagine the homelander praising meme with the caption "When you get praised for stealing Jeffrey Dahmer's stuff but you're just a robber"

[@kingstonperez-2484]

This is how lifelong friendships are made. Friend 1 tried killing friend 2, and friend 2 robbed friend 1. Dangerous duo

[@CanadaPlayz48]

He didn't just escape with his life, he also escaped with some clothing, money and a watch

[@theunfunnyjokester]

When a serial killer meets a conman

[@cultofhampter]

The guy pulled out an uno reverse card💀💀

[@RealToastedOngod]

“God really handed him the fattest uno reverse card here” he still got away with killing 17 people

[@Cosmetic21]

Can't imagine being that guy and seeing this video 😂

[@depressedboi5703]

i survived jeffery dahmer and all i got was this shirt

[@damienglidewell4371]

His own victim robbed him instead of calling the cops

[@Blueagon]

He had no idea he was a murderer when he met

[@dude-p4b]

That watch might be worth millions

[@kalebwieland4938]

And to this day, that's the biggest crime ever committed against a Serial Killer.

[@Everyday_Eva]

MAY 27TH 1990 IS LITERALLY THE EXACT DAY MY MOM WAS BORN!!!

[@raze6626]

That's crazy

[@Omenz.X]

Bro rlly went “Nah i'd Win”💀

[@t-stash1965]

Jeffrey dahmer the people nawmer

[@gotomychanneltoseemyname]

And girls are out here simping for this man😂😂😂

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiii

[@koalabear1984]

hiiiiii!!

[@aug2224]

"You gotta think like a criminal if you want to beat a criminal".

[@FallenToastAngel]

21 years later, I was born. Exactly. May 27 2011. Spooky

[@laloandbendy]

Someone called caseoh Jeffery dinner

[@Randomnator992]

Nah imagine robbing a serial killer

[@FIGHT101TV]

Y’all might not believe me but I met this mom and her daughter there from Wisconsin. Met em at the club last month . We started talking and there uncle was one of the men who escaped an got away . He ended up dying from aids years later. But I’m gonna find out more about her uncle that’s crazy!!!!!!!!!

[@DandFTv]

No one else knows this but Jeffrey became a Christian b4 he died and my dad knows the people who converted him

[@AbbyClark-t2n]

°knock knock° °i answer° me: may I help you? Jeffery dhamer: hey uh wanna come to my house we could have a drink of wine Me: I'm six and my father is a cop Jeffery dhamer: 👁️👄👁️

[@LIWEIZHONG]

That man: thank you for your donation

[@josephchou1820]

When your plan backfires 😂

[@CookieMage27]

I should NOT be laughing this hard about something this dark💀💀💀

[@SahilYoussef-dl3wg]

Bro really said no gta6 no death😂

[@astrovictor123]

The man like 20 years later: dang I escaped death and I got some expensive stuff

[@imamangoo8632]

People assuming it was that black guy sham....

[@xArtCloudx]

Bro got the kill3r’s shirt …. exclusive merch 💀

[@JimmyBrinklow-lh7my]

Bro that meme when two serial killer met eachother

[@sowmyaratheesh]

Why did i think the person will pull out a uno reverse card because andy said jeff got the biggest uno reverse ;-;

[@Zpe1kdyPlayz777]

*Imagine the man that escaped from him rn He'll be saying free money and shirt right that boiiz😂*

[@Cr1ehcj5g85n]

It's Joey Diaz

[@KyrieVFX]

Imagine telling your great grandchildren i robbed and survived Jeffrey Dahmer

[@youkirosewarne1516]

So you’re telling me Jeffery Dahmer of all people was the first person to experience the ‘which one did I drug again’ scene in movies😂

[@Allrounder14509]

So, that's where the memes come from

[@rat_edits]

Ikr, happens all the time, so annoying 😔

[@ares.arctic]

Blud really used his uno reverse card to get three wild cards 🥴😂

[@ZaynEx69]

“oldest trick in the book” 💀

[@Earthnevevo]

Then he could say afterwards, "yes, this is the infamous shirt which Dahmer used in his murders. I may sell it to you... For 30 million dollars!" Or smth like that.

[@joshuabesite4990]

If y'all are wondering that guy is Tracy Edwards and his current whereabouts were unknown after he was released in prison...

[@parvgoyal7997]

Not my borthdate 💀💀💀👀

[@YourMemerDownTheStreetJacob]

Piggy lore in a nutshell:

[@michaelshi-c1n]

bro was in gta 5