XIAO HAS AN ANGER PROBLEM.. | Genshin Impact Xiao

[@Jeikage]

The reason I sound off is because I had to be quiet or else I would wake up my neighbors.. Probably shouldve waited until morning to record but I couldnt resist the urge lol

[@walnut6684]

Xiao can mean small

[@b6sulol843]

cool

[@DrunkCocogoat]

You need to sleep xD

[@KuruYuuki_]

Ah, i see

[@heypati]

lol its okay, nothing wrong about some kage asmr in the mornin

[@Piggly8w8]

“This is my level 40 Xiao” >has higher attack than all of my level 80 characters

[@flameshana9]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Cocxy69]

Highest base attack in the game....

[@Jeikage]

>:)

[@kimdongwon9782]

@@Cocxy69 Which is POGGERS

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

While he has higher attack, I tend to have Fischl doing about the same amount of damage... Must be the multipliers at work...

[@spicywings8826]

The phrase that killed us all: W H O T A O?

[@xShadow_MD]

Yeah i felt it too. I hope i can somehow pull her and xiao. But as f2p life suxs

[@block_channel_3]

@@xShadow_MD got jean instead of xiao and I only have 1 thing to say left *PYRO FART COMMENCE!* (Case you didn’t know, if you’re im Bennett’s field you’d get self pyro and if you’re in jean’s field you get self anemo, pyro + anemo = omega pyro fart)

[@Jeikage]

I’m still recovering from that lol

[@gabbbsworld]

Tbh idc about who tao

[@ryanmetzger2762]

Ikr they memeing hard lol

[@Swingerfinger]

Jei already destroying Childe with Xiao within hours of banner release. I sense a powerful jutsu is at work here.

[@Jeikage]

(　･`ω･´)

[@yukikaze6380]

It is the forbidden whale no jutsu which can hurt wallets and some that use it may even go homeless.

[@magiveem]

@@yukikaze6380 or the worst...lifeless...

[@marijanarupcic3095]

@@magiveem the empty wallet jutsu

[@oniecalayag]

Must be the work of an enemy stand.

[@mochifuyu1452]

Everyone's already having Xiao... I must maintain patience, Xiao will come home

[@-t_pot-1934]

just eat some almond tofu youll be fine lmao

[@chongyun7597]

@@gmy2097 I got qiqi your a lucky one

[@ashen5646]

@@chongyun7597 you guys are getting 5 stars?

[@-ventisdandelionwine-5576]

I was gonna like but right after I got him-

[@chongyun7597]

@@ashen5646 yes

[@lies_v1]

"His english voice makes me question my sexuality" Well his eng va is a female so

[@Jeikage]

*Saved*

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

Yeh young boys are like always voiced by women bro.

[@lies_v1]

@@somedudewhodraws9377 bennett and xq are a example

[@geicuionut7159]

How in the heck is that a woman's voice?

[@somedudewhodraws9377]

@@geicuionut7159 Some Voice Actresses can make thier voices sound deep especially older women.

[@engokaneki5674]

0:57 And how Xiao can steal the harem with the Japanese voice

[@xShadow_MD]

Yeah. He already has one in another universe 😂

[@Jeikage]

I’ll try it out sometime!

[@-ventisdandelionwine-5576]

@@Jeikage if your waifu’s leave you for him, I wouldn’t be surprised

[@Duskdevatabyss]

@@-ventisdandelionwine-5576 he would be none of the wiser to it though... Kirito isn't either.

[@giemogi]

@@-ventisdandelionwine-5576 damn if my women left me for xiao i'd understand,,, i'd even go with them T.T

[@not2shaddy51]

American ninjas:"Sleeping right now" EU ninjas: "Good morning, time to play some Genshin, Wooooo, *GENSHIN IMPACT* "

[@walnut6684]

Me waking up at 1 am just to play genshin:this is fine

[@kasu_kay1734]

And then me... American Ninja " whats sleep???"... 189 hours of GI gameplay in 2 weeks😆

[@saturnichaze]

I had to wake up at 6am to play asap fff

[@walnut6684]

@@kasu_kay1734 thats cute🙃

[@Chipsanimation]

Indonesia ninjas: good afternoon

[@Virjunior01]

"Who hurt you?" "Who did this to you?" *Zhongli clears his throat*

[@OwlCity447]

what u mean zhongli saved his ass from an evil god's control 😭

[@nana-fu8sr]

@@OwlCity447 well yes but actually no

[@amalkacioui2262]

Yes he Saved him one god damn time

[@chichigrubs]

everyone having xiao and im sitting over here having a breakdown

[@scarlettskipper9352]

I'm so sorry... I hope you'll be okay.

[@lies_v1]

Me playing xiao on his trial: imagine having xiao 😂

[@Jeikage]

Hope you feel better soon ❤️

[@block_channel_3]

Was hoping for xiao and got jean instead Came expecting iron, found gold when I tested Jean with Bennett

[@lies_v1]

Aw..thats so wholesome jei :D also im glad that you invested in geo mommy

[@yowiewowie8388]

Jei: I don't follow leaks Also Jei: Knows Hu Tao

[@Jeikage]

Male character leaks, I said!!

[@yowiewowie8388]

@@Jeikage Understandable, have a great day.

[@Fhantom161]

Xiao:"Call me if you need help" Me after pulling: So that was a f*cking lie Edit: i got xiao :D

[@Jeikage]

OOF

[@Fhantom161]

@@Jeikage hi

[@youtubekeepsmesane446]

Yep. I got Jean instead of Xiao...

[@user-sm9hp8je6e]

@@youtubekeepsmesane446 That means its guaranteed xiao next pity you hit, dw you'll get him!! Goodluck~

[@divinesoul1174]

@@youtubekeepsmesane446 same 😭

[@areallymessedupdude]

You sound a little sleepy kage. Get some sleep . Drink water. You my therapy man I can't let you get tired

[@Jeikage]

Hahaha

[@quiet7007]

Jei : Is Xiao a tsundere? Me with a gay heart : Yes, yes he is.

[@liofotia]

@@Kronos0999 read his birthday voiceline and say that again

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

@@liofotia ^

[@vampire_6]

I feel like hes more of a kuudere

[@Thedarkbunnyrabbit]

@@vampire_6 he's a bit of a mix of kuudere and tsundere. Very standoffish and cold to keep people at arm's length, actually lonely and kind of sweet if he likes you.

[@patamax3769]

Xiao (in Japanese voice) finally a worthy opponent to steal Jei’s harem.

[@Jeikage]

Gdi Kirito

[@Scarlet-bm7ey]

Kiritoe

[@sakuraphoenix1460]

Xiao: Trying to look cool Pink seelie: How abt no

[@antonioidek8614]

okay the hu tao namecard is a very good sign, i'm actually so excited now.

[@alexmena2308]

3:30 am on a school night but there’s always time for best boi

[@Jeikage]

(♥ω♥*)

[@AB-qc3qe]

Well considering I got him at 2 AM today, can confirm.

[@DrunkCocogoat]

How are you today, Kage? Have you already seen Rosaria's leaked official splash art? Mihoyo knows what they're doing ;)

[@Jeikage]

Oh, I’ve seen it.. quite a bit..

[@ThespicyTurtle1]

👀

[@DrunkCocogoat]

@@ThespicyTurtle1 just google Rosaria's splash art. You'll know it when you see it

[@Sabertag]

" as you can see i performed the necessary handsigns" you killed me jei

[@profscrubb]

"I plunge into you Childe" is a quote that can be taken out of context especially with audio

[@AyushKumar-fq3eu]

You actually included the summons man u r the best kage . Thanks for listening man

[@Jeikage]

❤️

[@lemonsquares9888]

If miHoYo banishes you to the shadow realm for saying hu tao, they're gonna catch these shinobi hands

[@engokaneki5674]

7:20 It’s pronounced like it has an Sh’ sound , so Xiao(Shi-ao) is basically how to pronounce it

[@Jeikage]

Gotcha!

[@Cocxy69]

No not Siao It's TXiao (t silent)

[@dienstaghd5815]

Just do it like this Ciao

[@Cocxy69]

@@dienstaghd5815 that's the worst pronouncing Xiao

[@Virjunior01]

@@Kronos0999 I've been turning this over in my brain after seeing that woman's pronunciation video... We just don't have the written equipment to appropriately meld J, Sh, or Z together in a way that can be conveyed in writing. There's actually a whole lot that goes on in the mouth just to get that *first sound* right.

[@shin9766]

Im in the Hu tao waiting room now

[@Jeikage]

The Hu is on the way

[@Corusame]

Her idle animations are S tier uwu

[@chellebeaw]

I like Jei always have "name" for everyone and everything, more creative than paimon

[@krissjp_2040]

Kage: "I'm gonna blow your back out." *proceeds to almost get his cheeks clapped*

[@hellfire.rice13]

Hey Jei, please make a video about "Bought Keeper: Dainsleif" mission

[@kakseto8757]

I second this

[@sean.isnothere]

yeah!

[@adrianpadron7902]

What’s that?

[@hellfire.rice13]

@@adrianpadron7902 new mission from this new update

[@oxychim]

Hell yessss

[@KrystalKlearrr]

Anyone notice how Polarm characters have the most unique attack animations- Zhongli: Kicks the whole polearm Xiao: Slams it into the ground Xiangling: Uh....basic stabby stab? Who Tao? Never heard of her

[@heekii.enh4]

What abt rosaria

[@jeremyng584]

Finally a time Kage post's when im awake

[@yunayuki3503]

Hehe same even though it's late where I live

[@jeremyng584]

@@yunayuki3503 its going to be evening over here

[@Jeikage]

Haha! I should’ve been in bed but Xiao was calling

[@jeremyng584]

@@Jeikage The xiao temptation is real🤣🤣

[@LiaMuffin]

I screamed when I saw HuTao's namecard in game! I swear Mihoyo right now with all those teasers is like implying that yeees, she is coming soon but nooo we can't talk about her yet cauze bad luck and all that this CNY. Ackkk I want both Xiao and HuTao >~

[@Jeikage]

Maybe Hu will get her own special trailer..

[@LiaMuffin]

@@Jeikage then we will see if she can dethrone your waifu Keqing and be ur new dp xD

[@meptune0335]

Same I want them so bad >-

[@zyukou1419]

xiao unexpectedly came home while i was in class 💀

[@ysoon101]

13:54 leaked footage of godzilla vs king kong LOL (sorry jeikage XD)

[@slavicsquire8853]

"Painis weakness leaving the body" - Soldier TF2

[@LynxPlayzx]

The kage has made my quarantine much better. thanks kage

[@Jeikage]

Yw bby❤️

[@chimergo6501]

13:57 did he just embrace the almighty monke?? 😍😍 Monke together stronk 💪

[@oxychim]

I love the speed at which his videos are uploaded with literally he's the first channel I go to for anything new in Genshin. Also I love how interactive he is with the comment section!! 🤩☺️

[@raffiaditya1774]

"His voice makes me question my sexuality" Wait till he hears Sykkuno's or Corpse's voice

[@NoEngrish]

The amount of likes this comment gets is the amount of wallets Xiao has consumed

[@DexusCh]

Nice to see you here

[@magiveem]

waaaaa rip

[@jeremyng584]

No wonder i didnt saw u in previous videos

[@joshbrosh6626]

Simp for kage I see

[@DrunkCocogoat]

Not very pog of youtube.. Edit: lol. You edited your comment xD

[@anweshak]

everyone else: *getting xiao* me (who pulled 67 times): *fischl.*

[@glendalejoshpardillo3018]

"Pain is a lesson, its just weakness leaving the body" ~jeikage wise words wise words indeed

[@heypati]

I havent even updated my game yet and Kage already got Xiao idk what to think about that. Congrats tho

[@Jeikage]

I’m a crack head, don’t mind me 😂

[@SharoHeart]

"who hurt you, man? you need a therapy session or something bro??" ........ he really does need one

[@Sumerugeniusenjoyer]

Childe: "This kind of opportunity is quite hard to come by." Kage: "Oh I come by every week."

[@diboi3617]

5:51 the wings also work because his second name/first name before “Xiao”/his Yaksha name was/is “Alatus” and if I remember correctly, it stands for “The Golden-Winged King”

[@Doubleplayer1000]

What do I get after saving a ton for Xiao: QiQi......*depression*

[@laurinha2892]

Oh my God, I've just noticed. Not coming to the game when everyone was expecting sounds like such a Hu Tao thing to do since she's a prankster. The WhoTao? card just made me think of this lmao

[@walmartbargainbin]

Studying for a test at 3 am but Kage uploaded

[@Jeikage]

(´・ω・｀)

[@CastIronCookie]

Watching this 1 year later, seeing him use Xiao's normal attacks during his burst hurts my soul...

[@darkcore903]

Congrats on the Jade Cutter! I got it too but I died from the inside soo hard when I got it cuz I want the spear >~

[@Jeikage]

Both are super strong! Hope you get the spear soon!

[@sunfish8644]

I like when he uses his skill he started insulting the enemy saying boring but for some reason i feel like he’s insulting me instead

[@IceLancer115]

Tfw, Kage's Lvl40 Xiao's DMG does more than my main DPS Noelle.... T.T

[@Jeikage]

OOF

[@archezk]

jeikage: "oh here we go we have some test subjects" me that has genshin on the background: "did i just hear test subjects"

[@fefs3977]

Geovishap: **flamethower mode** jei: **monke noises**

[@supposenot6790]

favourite genshin content on youtube! always so funny with 10/10 humour and jokes...such a pick me up to watch your videos!

[@beepboop5591]

*"his english voice made me question my sexuality"*

[@Jojo-j311y]

"pain is just weakness leaving the body" Wow I like that

[@YingYangT.O]

Goku:KAIOKEN!! Xiao:Disperse Us:Yes the second one please

[@Yuki-qz5ch]

'Once the snow is thick enough, we can eat it' -Xiao (It's from the "When It Snows" voice line)

[@erzaiqbdksjdksnd]

Ngl I hate the fact he loses HP with his “Bane of all Evil” but I got Diona so IT WORKS OUT

[@smotten886]

"You dont plunge into me, Childe. I plunge into you."

[@Anonim-jc7vg]

They messed tf up by putting Hu Tao's name card in the game, now it's pretty much confirmed that she is the 3rd banner in 1.3

[@ak1ra_337]

The thing I like with your videos is that no matter how many times i watch them, i never get bored by the content.

[@zush5120]

Jei already having xiao aghhhhhh pls come home my husbandddd

[@pastagoose1506]

Im glad you decided to upload this late because I always be rewatching your older content and I think Ive watched code vein until 1:32 am ;_;

[@Jeikage]

Oh dang. That’s the olddd vids lol

[@synniko]

2 videos in one day?? Kage you spoil us

[@游游张]

When Xiao says the when death knocking at ur door, i was thinking about uhm, the drunk Xiao singing I could not help but laugh 😋

[@barelysentientbeing1986]

Has he not realized xiao’s ult literally kills him

[@Indivinity]

Xiao edgy and suicidal

[@barelysentientbeing1986]

@@Indivinity yup

[@its..glossy]

everytime xiao jumps he lowers his heath

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

Day 24 of reminding Jeikage that he's a wonderful person and wishing him luck irl and in-game plus anyone who's reading this :D

[@andresterling8711]

Man, last night I ripped through Darling in the Franxx and it actually broke me. This morning, it was tough to keep it together and I had a new class today. This video made my day better, made me feel better so thank you for this video and all the others you've made and will make. This isn't the first time you've made my day better, and I hope to see more quality content haha. Keep up the great work!

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

I kinda hate how they give out so many events, but not any progress for the main quest

[@jibootyjibooty4348]

for the main quest to progress they need to release a new region so it'll take a while

[@calipupcorn3886]

Inazuma is gonna take a while to release...

[@Nameless422-]

dunno why you guys are expecting a new main region to come out soon, it takes quite a while to make one. i mean, you don't have to do the events if you "hate" them. i'm just gonna enjoy all these events we have and grab whatever freebies they give in the meantime.

[@rainierbernales538]

Therapist: Owlkage doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Owlkage: 13:57

[@Disharmon1a]

Im pretty sure Xiao's ult decreases 2% of his hp per second until its over or he leaves the battlefield. So about 60% of his HP in total so its good to have a healer in the same party as him

[@iloveanimals8754]

I just found this channel td, kinda mad at KZbin algorithm for not putting this in my recommendation. He’s hilarious and so relatable, subscribing~

[@cyberkeeper2803]

I love your content. You so funny. Xiao is one of my fave new units and it’s fun to watch you use him and put your flare on it

[@tacon6351]

Just watched 1 minute 45 second ad worth it lol

[@leonzen2958]

Me (after classes) : Ah, finally over, time to play Gensh- oh wait! New update! **puts it for update** **checks phone** WAIT XIAO'S OUT!! AND JEI ALREADY GOT HIM!?

[@somethingcreative3307]

kage was so excited to use xiao he forget to use him in future videos

[@selka3568]

everybody already has xiao- then there's me. The weirdo who's saving for klee

[@l4r1n3]

Oh...I met someone like me!

[@kory4370]

I’m just scrolling through Genshin impact videos cause I started 4 days ago and I’m addicted...

[@frostyc1644]

I'm crossing my fingers praying that I'll be able to get Xiao within these two weeks. Xiao pls come home ;-;

[@christynj291]

"who hurt you? you need therapy or something?" YES

[@maple408]

"His English voice is making me question my sexuality a lil bit" not sure whether that statement is true or false considering his eng dub va

[@otigev2052]

By the way, there’s TWO new types of geovishops. The ones you fought for Xiao’s ascension are just like any other world boss, while the other ones are much smaller and spawn all around liyue ( I think )

[@keithhhh]

day 4 of reminding jeikage that hes an amazing genshin creator and deserves everything nice in the world

[@TheEvilKiryu]

13:56 kage leaves humanity and becomes monke

[@pewpewpew1834]

Omg I think I cooped with jei and I didn’t even realize it😂

[@smartpokerprojet954]

Jeikage : These Hilichurls allready dead , don't even have my ult ~Suffering from Success~

[@MrSherktheFifth]

13:56 What was that sound you were making

[@Fork_a_lore78]

Monke?

[@malchappy]

Pain is just weakness leaving the body- imma use that

[@GinCoft85]

Kage make a video about a non waifu Me: I don’t know what’s real now

[@mistyonloop]

Jei is having a rlly good sleep rn prob. Good work on doing this late night ur effort is acknowledged

[@tanpyxlyt6114]

As I see here Jei just woke up for content and husbando.

[@khalxl_otl]

everybody gangster until Xiao puts on the anbu mask

[@AJ-kc2ru]

I love how xiao just pulled up on the third pull and pulled up with a jade cutter and a buttplug for keqing

[@nankosas]

"So i haven't done child yet this week and I'm gonma try and see if Xiao is my ticket to get another butplug"

[@jessieb.2074]

DUDE GET SOME SLEEP KGSJFKG

[@Jeikage]

Xd

[@Katie-c2y4q]

A.H.E.M why is xiao so scary for just saying hello 😃

[@justinlordan4910]

Is there any Philippine ninjas out there or it is just me?