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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@carladuran8986]

So my mom heard Jenna cry laugh and she said : “qué sabrosa risa" which can be translated as : what a fulfilling laugh. I thought Jenna might like to hear this compliment.

[@JoDidntHearYou]

Carla Durán awww! I love that!

[@jaimeow8293]

What a lovely comment. Jenna's laugh is the best.

[@anniesmith6165]

Carla Durán can also be translate to "what a tasty laugh" lol

[@hugh_dancy]

if u hadnt translated it, i wouldve thought it meant "what a tasty laugh" in which case id be weirded out lol

[@carladuran8986]

vanessa vanessa ikr it is weird mexican mom slang

[@Natalie-bn1yz]

This is the type of podcast that no one asked for, but that everyone needed

[@serendipandy4419]

Natalie Mary but we did ask for it

[@lauren-ym3lb]

Natalie Mary like everyone asked for it 😂

[@Cyrzai]

Y'all didn't ask for the voices but it made this the best podcast.

[@sammycopley1]

Jenna crying through the coke sponsor is my Biggest Mood

[@collierlunsford5469]

melomaniac I was crying with her 😭😂

[@morgangrace3076]

melomaniac same tho

[@jojocircus9818]

I was about to start cry laughing with her and I cannot even

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

melomaniac when you’re forced to speak in class

[@connfyoozed]

It just might be the funniest moment for me out of any Jenna video, ever. I cannot help but laugh every single time I watch this.

[@th3oliviap]

After the video cut out it felt like those sleep overs where everyone is supposed to sleep but we're all just goofing with the lights off.

[@gentops7054]

th3oliviap okay I’m dead. This is legitimately how it feels

[@justinejackson2606]

This is so pure 😍😂

[@hopemackk]

So true holy SHIT

[@chewnotchw3]

that's incredibly cute 🥺

[@GreenAndTheToe]

Yeah!

[@LizzRobinett]

Julien please stop buying all of the strawberry lemonade fruit stars from Nature Box. I keep trying to get them and every time I do, they're sold out and I know it's because you bought them all. Please share with the rest of us.

[@Cutepunxx]

Lizz Robinett 5 months later and it's still true

[@LightingInvoker]

This is the most tragic post

[@Cutepunxx]

Update I bought them and they tasted like ass

[@briannalyons3042]

Liek if uo cri evrytiem >\3 😂

[@trixxie02]

"Snap crackle and WOW it's delicious" Is the purest words ever spoken

[@bulbies3010]

You forgot **cries** in the middle

[@glitter1336]

im pretty sure that coke segue took 10 years off jennas life

[@camilab1121]

Plastic Mermaid's Cove and mine too 😂😂😂

[@user-ck9lm6xi1o]

it took 10 years on her life

[@elizabethwilson4022]

August 2017- Jenna talks about hot glue hacks/shoes January 2018- Jenna actually makes them

[@JayKLamb]

Foreshadowing

[@regisatlas]

why is jenna on the wrong side I'M A VIRGO YOU CAN'T DO THIS

[@alienjenna21]

Elyssae VIRGANG

[@Jorie1212]

Elyssae lmao

[@OgaMariOga]

Is it weird that I often scroll through comments to find your comments because I love your profile picture so much? haha

[@erath3005]

Elyssae I CANT HANDLE THIS IM A VIRGAY

[@cassidybrewer]

Elyssae same

[@ilyRandle]

'I like to eat the blood of my enemies' HOLY FUCK lmao

[@emmaolivia9181]

And they claim they're vegan

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Randy Lee ME

[@evelynbuono5801]

I think Julian should propose to Jenna with a Segway. 😂😂

[@niyalove7477]

Evelyn Buono OMG YESSSSS

[@meadowfrance]

Evelyn Buono A segway or a segue? 😂 Big difference

[@chiaratperfetto]

OH MY GOD

[@norimcormond8364]

YESSS THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

[@lozzythecoolone]

@@meadowfrance what about both?

[@RedMxrcy]

You can't swap seats... I'm a Virgo!

[@lindalamb222]

lolololol

[@zoya3284]

Why did I literally read the last part in Jenna's voice omg

[@mayvalley]

You can’t die, I’m a Virgo!

[@norimcormond8364]

i hope you are actually a virgo

[@jameechenoweth4910]

Molly O'Connor I’m a Virgo and I literally couldn’t watch it because of this I had to just listen

[@soyuncatacol]

Jenna laughing at her own jokes is my aesthetic

[@jc0lin]

When Jenna started laughing trying to do the Coca Cola segue I literally DIED. “Snap. Crackle. And WOW that’s delicious!”

[@hyperactiveoctopus676]

I died at "tampax extreme sport for when you've got your period and you don't want it anymore" can I please get this on a t-shirt

[@HalfElfHalfling]

Yes. This needs to exsist

[@londonthebridge]

As someone on my period its such an attack

[@kalushucrew]

When you come to the realization that cermit, marbles, and peach are not only "pups" because they're dogs... they are also "pups" because that's what otter babies are called. 😊😊

[@annabeller7817]

Since the logo is still up when the camera stops recording it makes me think that they're just recording in the dark. It's weird.

[@sumitarjandas937]

the logo is added in post production

[@annabeller7817]

Sumit Arjandas I know lol it just made me laugh thinking that they were recording in the dark

[@MsZitra]

its funnier to imagjne it that way

[@SexyPurpleFOX]

Dark Cast!

[@PastelOverlord]

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLEASE MAKE A SECOND SEGUE OFF PLEASE! I was laughing so hard from this that my mom heard my from downstairs and texted me to ask "Are you laughing or crying?!" 😂😂

[@caitlinr3327]

i'm sick while watching this and i was laughing so hard that my dad came over by me and said "are you okay, i heard you crying?" he was so concerned

[@rachelwood2091]

Michelle Escalante my husband came into the room and asked if I was high lmao I'm Rollin!!

[@sarasthoughts]

Michelle Escalante once my boyfriend made me laugh so hard that his mom rushed up the stairs and stormed in the room thinking he was making me cry desperately because he dumped me or something lmao she’s lovely

[@LindseyObrooke]

I never noticed how much I like actually seeing you guys...until the camera cut out.

[@chu2348]

Will there be a Segue-way off part two? This is by far my favourite podcast ever. GOLD.

[@jerbear3930]

Owen Mallett AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gothicdeathprophet]

In regards to the Audio i can't see it.

[@zionsimanian9310]

gdp ???????????

[@julsunnyscorpio333]

lol

[@gothicdeathprophet]

Zion Simanian it was a joke. I was riffing on the fact he asked how there new audio was. After the video had cut out. It's not funny anymore though because you made me explain it.

[@cole7726]

gdp Wasn't funny before either

[@gothicdeathprophet]

Cole-Oriented define funny.

[@pastelpinkhoney]

Where the video cut out, you should have inserted video of #ad running on his lil wheel 😂

[@batsiebaby1548]

You have to do this again fr

[@mattie1710]

peaches grow on trees but one grows in my house

[@neptune-lea8443]

Mattie G where did this peach come from Where is peachhhh

[@kathyread5896]

Hey my names Jenna I like to walk my hamster on a leash and I *have a basketball game TOMORROW*

[@lorynhawley5668]

WaterColour Life and IM. A. V I R G O.

[@lorynhawley5668]

WaterColour Life and IM. A. V I R G O.

[@sheLU05]

"Do a flip, plug ya clit! Tampax EXTREME SPORT" I'm fucking done 😂😂😂😩😩😩

[@laughing_man_3378]

I always come back to this for a good laugh. Miss Jenna.

[@starling9693]

I'm saddened by the fact that there will never be a new podcast, but I'm so happy that we can still listen to the old ones. This is gold and I will always come back to listen to the old podcasts. I miss you Jenna and I hope you have found happiness away from the internet!

[@aurra.s4010]

*Take a shot every time Jenna says she has a basketball game*

[@networkvenus492]

Aurra .s Or if your underage, take a shot of waterrrrrr. Stay hydrated, kids

[@IamMissPronounced]

Galaxy _Turtle33 oh cringe

[@jules8998]

hydration isnt cringey drink water and dab on the haters

[@korolak56]

Savagelord64 😂😂😂👏

[@paige739]

My name is tre I have a basketball game tomorroowww

[@tryiy9129]

*LMAO THE WINDOWS NOTIFICATION REALLY GOT ME I WAS SO CONFUSED*

[@samiamisme]

Crey ....I was like, is Samantha Stevens here?

[@paige1404]

Julien proposes Jenna: "This boy went to Jaraad!"

[@bris3623]

Aw this aged perfectly 🥲

[@leahowen1474]

Almost spit water all over my desk at work when Julian said you get 5% on! 😂

[@Ivanna2422]

Tampax EXTREME SPORT

[@34NorthFace]

This episode stresses me out soooo much I keep waiting on the segway😂

[@hannahkramer77]

I already want a part two, but where you guys don't know which sponsors each other have so the shock value towards each other is fucking next level

[@chloerudd5142]

"Snap, crackle and WOW THATS DELICIOUS" 16:12 "I can't even open my eyes" 16:39

[@ScarfeeEdits]

They changed sides and it fucks me up more than it should EDIT: The audio is about same quality for me, maybe a little more consistent at higher volumes? But overall I love the voices lol. EDIT2: So, also, Tampax Extreme Sport is basically cement? You just stick it up there, it hardens and NEVER COMES OUT. I'm crying xD

[@tvyl_r]

it's fucking with my head

[@delaneysays]

Petr Lizunov lol I didn't notice until they mentioned it

[@hazyskye5548]

Petr Lizunov I can't deal with it anymore

[@jennydoubrava6669]

Every time I'm having a rough day or feeling sad, I always know I can count on Jenna to make me laugh. For that I thank you from the bottom of my heart, I am forever grateful..

[@thnksfrthsms5612]

yall should do a nuclear winter type podcast but instead of deciding people to share a bunker with, decide on people to commit a grand heist with

[@natalieandrews6062]

thnksfrthsrh this needs more likes

[@RegularAlison]

you guys should get bright green lycra suits for the next podcast, but cut out the face parts so that you'll blend into the green screen and be two floating heads idk

[@mykaelahollie1028]

AlisonVlogs you are my soul animal

[@maryedwards8795]

Hahaha yess!!! I'm dying right now

[@kyleighann3930]

They should do that and during the whole podcast not even acknowledge it 😂

[@journeytoascension6630]

PLEASE 😩😩😩😩😩

[@emilee2856]

The Vigorous workout and the Tampax Extreme sport bits fucking destroyed me. Please do this shit again lol

[@goingbreadanas]

Claims to be vegan, still has dead dog

[@gloomboiszn9082]

Brengga oh my god

[@realanne9746]

I died because of this comment hahahahah XDDDD

[@h1ddengem]

** ratatatatata noise from rupaul's dragrace **

[@madisonalexander6767]

"I'M A VIRGO!!!!"

[@melb1417]

Brengga best comment

[@Alex-pn2hn]

TAMPAX EXTREME SPORT for when you have a basketball game TOMORROW #doaflip #plugyaclit

[@katiemackenzie2461]

Actually the funniest podcast you made in a while but I'm so bummed out that I couldn't watch Jenna laugh during the rest of those

[@WendyDarlings1]

I'm in tears, this has to be one of my favourite podcasts

[@paigealice534]

THUMBS UP FOR CONSPIRACY THEORY PODCAST FEATURING SHANE DAWSON!!!

[@ragbolt1]

Yianna Chalvantzis Yeah but we want to hear Jenna and Julien talk about them

[@marianaprado2856]

Yeah they usually have more unique conspiracys and it's fun seeing Jenna get so excited about her conspiracy and that show she watches I can't remember the name off the top of my head but it's funny and interesting

[@larilaa]

free loader Ancient Aliens?

[@joannakim2254]

omg ft shane

[@paigealice534]

Joanna Kim YESSS FT SHANE I LOVE SHANE

[@jonathanharrisonbramma8042]

Jenna's coke segway kills me all the time

[@CharlyPooRee]

How do you guys come up with the most absurd, but most brilliant podcasts? I look forward to them every week and listen on my way home from work!

[@marianaprado2856]

CharliePoo same I tried saving it for on my way to work but it's so goood I couldn't stop watching it XD

[@cattabyss]

CharliePoo i listen to the podcasts whenever i need to just listen to something in the car or when it's just too quiet because i don't like music really. so i blast podcasts instead

[@carrie12blue]

PLEASE INCLUDE THE SONG AT THE END IN NIGHTMARE FUEL VOL 2

[@lillpotato]

Carrie Z YES

[@ansm3391]

Something is not right.. *OHMYGAWD* SWITCH BAAACK

[@michaelscaravillo4487]

AɹɔǝnsMɐɹ LEAVE THE DUNGEON LEEAAVEEE

[@dumbdonny4824]

"in stores only, but also only online"

[@chu2348]

I wish that there is a part 2 of segue-way off, it honestly makes me smile whenever I have a shitty day and it's my go to happy pill. I've re-watched this countless of times and it honestly still makes me laugh whenever I am having a bad time in my life. Love you so much Jenna and Julien 💖 Sending love from a tiny island, Singapore!

[@nicoleamy1126]

**Claims to be vegan** **Has video that cuts out**

[@nicoleamy1126]

ThatMidgetAsian 😂😂😂 I couldn't help it!!! Hahaha.

[@juliajasinska4776]

Ooo Myyyy GAWD 😂😂

[@dillanbotha5715]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nicole

[@mickie31099]

Oh my god Nicole

[@nicoleamy1126]

michaela killoran 😂 MICHAELA!!! MY BB GIRL!!! Hiii. I loves yooouu.💕💕💕

[@andrewlouviere620]

what if the camera cut out half way through because it knew they were sitting on the wrong sides.🤔💀😂

[@JCM5th]

*x-files intro song plays*

[@jellaurie2227]

Jason Madden Photography *zooms in on illuminati eye* *-slowly turns the x-files them song into ear rape-*

[@semit97]

Brb gonna go buy tampax extreme sport

[@senecacollins2500]

Im listening to this while doing my makeup and OF COURSE Jenna's Tampax extreme sport segway hits while I'm winging my eyeliner. OMG I look like a monster. "But it's okay, with Tampax extreme sport"

[@rem546]

Same! Every time I was trying to put on mascara and do eyeliner, I would crack laughing so hard that I could barely hold it to my face

[@senecacollins2500]

Remi G.S 😂😂😂

[@tantix]

jenna and julien being on the wrong sides are almost as annoying as *people* carrying around dead dogs

[@nickyb932]

LMAO

[@Shlaybythebay]

I can't handle them being on the wrong sides because I'M A VIRGO

[@elysekarasinski9969]

cement omg thank you for legit making me laugh at this

[@trvsh_g0th701]

DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MARBLES THAT WAY

[@miryammoctezuma5053]

Maybe that's why the video stopped recording, it couldn't handle them on the wrong side

[@vegancookiesjp]

Jenna's tampax rap was fire as hell

[@angelinapetrosky9967]

is jenna ok?

[@vepkhiaa]

Hell no

[@jellaurie2227]

Strangely Epic *in Jenna's voice* BoOoIi you do naht know how fucked I am, I need jeeehsus

[@DanielleVlog365]

Angel ROARS She's fine. She has a basketball game tomorrow.

[@bekiikneale377]

She's a virgo

[@julenie2536]

This is why I Love the dink fam! ❤️

[@chvoswitch]

Podcast idea: HOROSCOPES, talk about them and their stereotypes!!! #VIRGANG

[@mangobubblegum]

Arlivnn at first I thought that VIRGANG stands for virgin gang 😂

[@lilhaitibaby3416]

Arlivnn my #VIRGANG prediction yesterday was right

[@zoya3284]

YAAAS IM A VIRGO TOO #VIRGANG

[@annesways9289]

Hellll yeahh!! #VIRGANG

[@MarissaB]

Arlivnn I'm a LEO AUGHHHH

[@72kylie72]

4:50, i thought that was my laptop lol

[@kathyread5896]

Kylie Taite SAME

[@beegriffey8092]

oml me to I literally clicked out of the video

[@molloyaoife]

I thought that was my laptop and I’m not even on my laptop

[@haileyclark256]

Did anyone else look for a notification on their computer when Julien's went off? 😂😂😂

[@camilab1121]

Hailey Clark I literally looked at my laptop and said outloud 'wtf do you want now' and I was hella confused until I realized it was Julien's computer lmao

[@meganlovesgames]

LMAO YES I DID

[@VanessaKunz]

I was driving and I looked for my computer

[@CerebralTripz]

Hailey Clark I looked and mine broke last week lmao

[@Trying2Hardd]

Peach is so cute and such a cuddler! (Lays head on table)😍😂

[@jackson9833]

The audio good but the visual was a little dark

[@familliarnori6493]

Yay something to watch while I shave my eyebrows off

[@taylorah6409]

Familliar Nori Same af

[@ashleythomas6739]

Julien combined Lyft and Uber😂😂 Boi you betta than that!😘😘

[@MariposaRedimida]

You know what goes great with pizza? *Subtitles required*

[@caseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

The sound board totally makes up for the cut out video. This episode was absolutely hilarious!!!

[@appleschloss]

"put it up there one time - no wait, put the voice back."

[@lovelybluntdoll]

i fucken died hearing Jennas first seGWAY DEAD AFFFFFFF

[@EmissaryOfSmeagol]

I'm very similar to Jenna, in that I'm my own best entertainer and I make myself laugh more than most anyone else. It's nice to know that there's somebody to relate to.

[@the5stacys]

EmissaryOfSmeagol same

[@personincognito3989]

EmissaryOfSmeagol same. I think I'm very funny even if no one else does.

[@jellaurie2227]

Tampax:The fucked up boomerang that never comes back

[@superjangames]

Wait. You... you're on opposite sides. I am so uncomfortable. Switch back! Switch baaaaaaaaack!

[@paigelknowles]

SuperJanGames I think a lot of people are shook by this lol I always listen so I didn't even know

[@jonna127sweden2]

I totally agree! :)

[@S_a_f_e]

The camera couldnt handle it

[@katiemiddlebrooks3287]

lol

[@jackieb5584]

SuperJanGames I'm a virgoooo

[@Mikaylers13]

Jenna: **cries in segue**

[@Danybell]

The sound of Jenna laughing in the voices and imagining them podcast in the dark is hysterical

[@jessegreene7599]

when jenna did the tampax segue-way i literally spat my water everywhere. my poor laptop

[@AdorkableGurl]

Yayyy podcast timeee. Bring esto 1121 on here!!!

[@paigelknowles]

AdorkableGurl they will after he gets back

[@AdorkableGurl]

Paige Knowles Awesome! Thanks for the info Paige!!

[@meganlovesgames]

Oh my god, THIS is absolutely 100% what I needed today. Thank you so much.

[@aleahxo6530]

this podcast is probably my favorite thing on the internet rn .. SO pure and real love and absolutely hilarious 😩 people like them are so hard to find, and the fact that they found each other is ALL God, soul mates 😍

[@addivf2911]

this is one of their best podcasts ever

[@savannahlaporte9879]

lol these reminded me of the intergalactic network episodes on rick and morty where they watch the tv from different dimensions and there are all these commercials. idk but the way yall were speaking and coming up with your words sounded like the show and it cracked me up

[@katherinespahn3989]

Savannah La Porte YESSS

[@alexeatsballs]

Savannah La Porte SAME

[@michaelscaravillo4487]

lilll biiitsss

[@user-js5yv7gd7l]

"I'm good at dogging" -Julien Solomita 2017

[@pluckeddaisy5830]

I cried laughing at the coke part. Fire segue-way Jenna!

[@lydiastardust54]

Jenna your content is keeping me alive rn I miss you so much. Thank you for leaving most of this up, we all need it here

[@niyalove7477]

My fav was the Tampax extreme sports😂😂😂😂😂" if you got ya flow, make sure you know!" "Do a flip, plug ya clit!"

[@kathleen4787]

If you got your flow, plug that hole with tampax extreme sport

[@thepriceiswrong5460]

*DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED* on Jenna and Julien sitting in the wrong seats!!!!!! (Only joking loved this podcast the voices literally killed me)

[@emilyt1742]

Guys 2 years later and you NEED to do another one of these!! I have rewatched this so many times and it still makes me cry so hard LMAO

[@CiaoBriella]

If every dink fam family member sang the dink dink song in the beginning at the same time, would we just make the earth explode or?

[@sofi8245]

WHERE IS THE MINION BLANKET

[@kyralynnbelle]

I'm crying guys this podcast is the best you've done yet. Nothing makes me happier than both of you just laughing uncontrollably.

[@Liv-hk7zi]

Is no one else concerned about how that guy was just standing there behind them for over 20 minutes? Is he ok?

[@dreamingofvenus0364]

that’s jaraad

[@JMac-27]

Is there a joke im missing on why they spelled *segue* as a *segway*, mode of transport made famous by mall cops 😂

[@JMac-27]

Im replying to myself, I now believe (I want to believe) Julien has actually used a segue sponsor in the title for Segway, for your tourist guided tour needs 😂

[@maddywheeler8962]

I thought it said "small cops" at first

[@keke8880]

J Mac Also made famous by Gob on Arrested Development

[@landonboyd3001]

Yo.. can we get more Segway-offs.. this was fucking everything.. I couldn't stop laughing.. I just wish the camera kept recording

[@eduardo56g]

claims to be vegan drinks blood of enemies

[@alexisevans4073]

Before you have a convo with any one you ask for consent and when they become your enemy's you can drink the blood but you gained consent so it's still vegan

[@amelia-tx2sv]

TAMPAX EXTREME SPORT MADE ME CRY LAUGH IM DYINGJSYFE

[@goingbreadanas]

Jenna and Julien ft. Alien voice

[@natalieelgert4307]

"so you know what color you *uber* is" BITCH I THOUGHT THIS WAS A LYFT AD

[@AlyssaHwee]

15:45 When Jenna starts going red from her upcoming segue 😂

[@madisonfeher7034]

Honestly this is one of the best episode of any podcast I’ve ever listened too. One of the best from this podcast too. Listening after the announcement of the end of the J&J podcast and lowkey crying