Jeremy Clarkson's (Muddy) Farm Shop Grand Opening | Clarkson's Farm

Do you fancy a visit to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop? Make sure you come in a tractor (or a tank) to get through the swampy conditions of the car park. Jeremy manages to open his farm shop on schedule, but encounters a slight problem...
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[@thegrandtour]

What would you buy from the Diddly Squat Farm Shop?

[@kadziobas]

Everything. Doesn't matter if it would put me in serious debt, I would clear the shelves.

[@mattpet7913]

Diddly squat

[@PLK123]

hamburger

[@YosuaNangin]

Crack cocaine

[@lovecchio420]

SPEED

[@nkass3887]

Jeremy clarkson is just one of those iconic people who will always forever be remembered. Controversial, silly, funny, but also down to Earth as we got to see him on his farm - a truly foolish, yet caring and brilliant man in his own way. Thank you for all you’ve done over your years as a TV presenter.

[@jurgisflorijonasvaiginis3427]

he is not dead yet XD

[@nkass3887]

@@jurgisflorijonasvaiginis3427 True, but given his “healthy” lifestyle he could be soon🤣

[@jennifersivewright3117]

I watched him on This is your life in 1996. He hadn’t even started then!

[@kaylaireland3494]

He is not remotely foolish, he is far more intelligent than an average person and struggles to get normal people to understand him

[@MissingPatel]

@@kaylaireland3494 His frightening genius generates gravity!

[@Games_and_Music]

I love how ruthless Kaleb is, he's got the soulless attitude of a weathered farmer, but yeah, i'd have to agree with Jeremy, the mud is not a business opportunity.

[@Gizmoand23]

its TV... you can be dahm shure kaleb asked the producer or was told to do it.. THe kid wouldent risk his work for a frew quid.. he aint stupid.

[@Games_and_Music]

@@Gizmoand23 idk, could be, but he knew that none of these people would come back on the regular, they were just swarming because of the social media shoutout, so he could've just wanted to squeeze some extra money out of it while they're there. But yeah, could also have been scripted.

[@MegaMegashady]

@@Gizmoand23 I don’t know mate he looks bloody Stupid to me LOL

[@Gizmoand23]

@@MegaMegashady Its TV.. and if you dont know that that does or have intentions to do.. Your the moron here :)

[@dash1141]

The way I figure it, why not? People in stores who assist those in and out of vehicles are paid.

[@victorvondoom8410]

Oh my god what have I done what did Jeremy think was going to happen with a social media shout out it’s Jeremy clarkson.great show.

[@ChrisN06999]

Caleb is a business genius.

[@readhistory2023]

I live in the mountains and mtn folk help each other when there's trouble and NEVER ask for payment. What he did would be a fast way to being shunned by the community. They mighty get more pissed off if he was a rapist but I doubt it.

[@ronwesilen4536]

@@readhistory2023 everything is staged in this show...

[@englishatheart]

@@readhistory2023 Everything is about making money these days, sadly. I swear I am one of few people that want to help people without expecting anything (except hopefully kindness) in return. I'm an artist and even the thought of charging someone I know for an art piece makes me feel super uncomfortable. No one wants to give, help, or even simply be kind without expecting payment these days.

[@utkarshverma7]

@@ronwesilen4536 no its not actually villagers are now complaining about regular customers

[@Throku]

@@utkarshverma7 Yeah same here, I'd prefer to have the 3-4 people here shot that benefit from the tourists, because they're ruining the place for the rest of us.

[@Uberdude6666]

Lisa doing all the work while Jeremy is sort of just having coffee and signing autographs

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

Pretty sure Lisa isn't the one that's doing all the work. In fact, I've seen the whole season 1 and Lisa is actually quite useless. He did everything

[@user-kb1hw2yq2f]

@AmericaDeservesBetter no it's not.

[@danielvandam]

It’s what they’re really coming for isn’t it?

[@Uberdude6666]

@@danielvandam Without him, there would be no customers. There would be no farm-shop there at all, in fact.

[@K_FI_L_Y_P_S_O]

you clearly haven't watched either season have you? I know he gave off a "useless" vibe on Top Gear and The Grand Tour but I was genuinely surprised and astounded by how hard he works on the farm. To say he doesn't do anything is blatantly false.

[@boriss.861]

Jeremy You will go down as one of the best raconteurs / journalists of the last 4 decades.. Well done to all those involved!

[@caprise-music6722]

Agreed. Also one of the best writers ever

[@DeWorDeR]

Jeremy is just best of the best!

[@mattiemclean9882]

A raconteur is somebody renowned for telling good stories. Jeremy is renowned for many things, but not really that

[@ViaFerrataCH]

And the worst farmer?

[@ammar_d2705]

@@mattiemclean9882 his documentary on greatest raid and victoria cross war stories was quite good.

[@lonelystephy8856]

I love how we come together for Clarksson farming this shows we never cared about the cars we cared about them ❤️

[@KingofFray]

Ikr? I thought Jeremy is allergic to manual labour

[@divinemoto]

Thanks to all the fans who came up to his shop showing him the power of the fans by overcoming his expectations about arrival of people in his Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

[@PAF23]

I've watched the whole series last month and it's definitely worth the time spent...Jezza will be forever iconic...

[@pauliewalnuts240]

I watched this on amazon but theres so much i missed. "Dont fall in big hole!" & "dont catch fire" is classic Jeremy. I cant believe I missed him whispering about meat to the customers. "If you want my meat, meet me around back"

[@mattys1467]

The timing of the release of this is iconic 🙌 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonasweber9408]

Why?

[@drunkcaribou_699]

I think the villagers are really happy with this outcome.

[@FirestormX9]

Villagers will be happy when they get free money.

[@remorsefulidiot4326]

Apparently they won't stop whinning about people driving through the small village :/

[@jwenting]

in the next episode you'll learn that they're not...

[@jwenting]

@@remorsefulidiot4326 and parking on their private property to visit Clarkson's shop, and destroying the roads with the high traffic load, the list goes on and on. And guess what, they have a point. Nothing wrong with a farm shop, but it needs a proper business plan and infrastructure and both were lacking.

[@FirestormX9]

@@jwenting if supposing Clarkson says to them that he'll share a large amount of the revenue with them, they'll suddenly not have any of these problems you mentioned.

[@carlodellamura1874]

As long as he can use speed and power he’ll be fine

[@GameplayAddict]

Yes. That what the brits want. People coming to their territory. Lol

[@thegrandtour]

The only two things he needs in life

[@oddstuff6137]

This show literally kept Britain sane during lockdown

[@thegrandtour]

All hail Clarkson and his farm 🙌

[@dukeokpara3606]

You can’t not love Jeremy 😹😭❤️

[@thegrandtour]

Where ever Jeremy goes, chaos is not far behind!

[@soniahannah8263]

The disabled parking though 😂😂😂 If you want my meat it's round the back 😅 He doesn't even need to speak and his daft expressions are hilarious 😂

[@francesslee194]

As a farmer and through and through country person it gives me great satisfaction to see townies getting their filthy with mud. I bet Clarkson’s neighbours rue the day he opened his shop.

[@meiqisee7888]

Jeremy, you could offer your neighbours a spot for their booth to sell their produces then that should solve the neighbourhood rifts.

[@brucelamberton8819]

His farm shop sells produce from other local farms

[@garyreid7865]

jeremy doing more to help farming in the uk than any one else

[@PeterIJmker]

at 3:50 ---- This amazing tractor has become an icon for English farming

[@marcs990]

Shows what a true gent Clarkson is starting at 02:30

[@coolquitepowerful]

Happy to see that you are fine jeremy eat healthy stay fit

[@hanifkhan8822]

jeremy givin us so many laughs over the years , a national treasure

[@mikejohns235]

Conveying our love and best wishes from Uganda

[@edenwegner3014]

Just binged season 2. Can’t wait a whole year for 3

[@Vollification]

Clarkson: "I'll just use the power of the internet to sell my potatoes :D " **Internet happens** Clarkson: "What have I done O_O ... ?"

[@tobbex7372]

"Do NOT catch fire". LMAO!

[@lovichaines6012]

That's awesome Jezza , you guys are so sweet and so down to earth ! Wish I was there in the UK to come visit and buy so farm fresh goods ! Is there a website I can order off of ? I live in the States. Thanks for the hilarious content, been a very long time fan of the Top Gear and love you guys! Take care guys and God bless

[@johnpatrickorense3982]

can't wait for season 2 if there is one. Maybe Jeremy can finally perfect his Farmkhana drifting without killing any sheep

[@Djphoenix9]

They did renew it for a second season!!!

[@thegrandtour]

Good News! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYmaXmZ7a8icqLM

[@sebaxing6827]

@@thegrandtour ¡What! :0

[@Letsplayminecraft1]

@@sebaxing6827 The new Dacia Sandero..

[@ethanbehr723]

@@Letsplayminecraft1 Oh no! Anyways

[@brendankeen6456]

He could sell bags of dirt with his signature on them and people would show up. 😂

[@fredmertz9950]

They line up for hours just for potatoes 🥔? Clarkson, you're a genius!

[@healthiswealth6797]

Everything the guy touches turns to gold!! National Treasure

[@0170barney]

They're fkn fools. 😂

[@0170barney]

@ can do life Pfffft u serious?

[@LoneWolf_RO]

Oh man i need another series of the grand tour. I neeeeed it broooooo

[@azwanramli3457]

What? Even I jaw drop watching this. To many people. Nice 1 Jeremy

[@osiadaczfamilyfarm8036]

Graduations on such a successful opening day!

[@thomasroth6856]

I was in Madrid on weekend...nice Mustang meeting! 😉

[@k.d.2370]

I would love another season of this, i laughed my ass off in each episode of The 1st season, would be awesome to see Hammond and May appear if there ever comes a season 2

[@thegrandtour]

Then you're going to love this kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYmaXmZ7a8icqLM

[@k.d.2370]

@@thegrandtour this just made my day, i had no idea that a season 2 would be a reality so soon, just hope to se May and Hammond in some episode too

[@marcytf8642]

I when to his shop and it’s so cool. I even got to see him

[@lanco7705]

0:36 suree... wasabi flowers 😂😂🍃

[@alessandromancini7851]

It's all very very very funny!

[@alexc6324]

I never knew i was interested in farming. but actually it is f-g marvelous.

[@swb7161]

“Do you take American Express” that person sums up why you nevvvver get one 🤣

[@EdK911]

Jeremy is a great person!

[@thegaffer7280]

Gunna have to go there

[@trossk]

So happy it was a successful day

[@TheSearaider]

loved this episode

[@dinosoarskill17]

cant wait for S2

[@stephane_edouard]

Currently making money to marry a hot ex model when i turn 60 like Jeremy

[@izzyalistair]

Good call, don't know if you'll find one as hot as Lisa Hogan, but money will help lol

[@breastmilkgaming]

@@izzyalistair He has set his eyes on the Queen itself

[@theenlightenedone1283]

First u have to be as handsome as Clarkson

[@izzyalistair]

@@theenlightenedone1283 Opinionated wit helps too

[@jeanrobertson1032]

A fool & his money are lucky to get together in the first place....

[@vanceking354]

Good for you. I grew up watching top gear. You are a blast to watch.

[@Lucky14970]

"It's got no shit in it." Q: What about any piss? Because I'm getting a vibe.

[@maccaplays6921]

The best show on Amazon was so funny lol

[@JakeFromYoutube]

4:43 "I mean I can't sell meat, but I have got a bit of mutton."🤫🤣

[@adriansolomon6805]

Charlie is an icon. I love that man! His lovely wife is perfect...he has found the right combo. Why can't be be our PM?????

[@blownwest1117]

Jeremy's family used to make Kilner bottles which are not around no more but the bottle he has is something of the same if I remember correctly. Plus this clip has been put up by many different KZbinrs plus under the grand tour franchise

[@bradford999]

Love it!

[@MartinGonzalez-ki8kn]

Jeremy Clarkson is a TV genius.

[@FullSendUK]

Went there the other day!

[@b.f.g7284]

If you build it,they will come😁

[@BornIn82]

This is a brilliant show.

[@SWITCH7425]

Clarkson the Messiah 😂

[@csjrogerson2377]

That demonic smiley sheep at the very end gets me every time. I bet it's related to those in Wallace and Gromit.

[@djashwathramnaidu3532]

This is the best

[@josealfredoespanolyapor3751]

De no vivir tan lejos yo hubiera ido,jeremy es genial,vivo en republica dominicana..wrote in spanish,but speak acceptable english.

[@almaxx9680]

Kalib with his battle of Naseby haircut 🤣🤣

[@grahamberesford7438]

Jeremy. You are a bloody legend!. P.S. FIX THE BLOODY CAR PARK!!!!!!!. - just saying. LOL

[@AaronShenghao]

The correct answer is getting the Excellence.

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@AaronShenghao Caleb would've charged for one trip in the Excellence to the gate.

[@burlack3216]

Little bit far for shoping trip 1500km 😀 but i love how Jeremy do everything on full throtle 🙂 nice farm shop and good luck in potatoe business

[@akhilpillay4262]

Jeremy, Richard and James have a literal worldwide army at their command

[@karpo888]

Thats just awesome

[@tyronewhitehead3123]

The farm a great experience and the shows bought lots of items my highlight was your bollock candles and the honey could you make the shop bigger I’ll be back 🙏♥️

[@FREEDOMFIGHTERX141]

Love the fact he is honest by saying it's non organic

[@Alexiosftw]

I didn’t know Jeremy was so good at doing farming!

[@jackrasbeary4156]

Best new show since Married with Children

[@1971dave]

Quite funny be watching the guys for many years, just over 2 hour drive up from Cardiff, the building to the left has the Wrangler Jeep in there, it's more like a tourist attraction rather than a farm shop, honey £12.50, cloth carrier bag £19.50,, a lot of little boy racers turning up with a big massive exhausts, long queue waiting to go into the shop which is very small, but if you seen the full series you will notice the council there absolute tosses, drove through the little town of Burford, the street looks a little bit like Edinburgh, it was absolutely jam-packed I'm assuming people driving through for Clarkson's shop,

[@tonnywildweasel8138]

Fantastic! LOL

[@paulinfrance5]

Love it

[@Nofear25]

4:45 were did prince harry come from 😂😂😂😂

[@Zeebad_1st]

The cheapest thing there in the pop up shop was an snow globe for about 6 quid, or an hour long queue to get in the shop. Drove past the field he drove into on top gear in a Peugeot on the way back through Woodstock.

[@josephjardine32]

Cannot wait for season 2

[@pottierkurt1702]

Season 2 is cancelled.

[@joriuschuwa]

@@pottierkurt1702 no it isn’t, he confirmed it’s coming on his Instagram

[@josephjardine32]

@@pottierkurt1702 as of 19h ago it is confirmed season 2 is not cancelled

[@mariacarter6954]

👏👏👏 Fantastic 😚😚😎

[@Nita.C.Yorack]

Id go even if I got a glimpse of the great man Jeremy Clarkson

[@janetevans9721]

Love your sheepy adventures, hey, you have plenty of fields to make your own hay save a bit there bahhh

[@turboponies]

1:19 First car to show - Saab 9-5 wagon. Cheers

[@nutrilook]

lovely

[@TeoZMuff313]

No wonder locals were angry at him

[@azamuddinkhairuddin10]

Probably have lack sense of humour

[@SubjectRandom21]

What are the locals like?

[@OffGridInvestor]

Yeah. That road never has any more than 3 cars a week....

[@velocity790]

At this rate, the shop will cease being just a shop but also ....*gasp! The horror.... An attraction

[@goldstein10493]

Braindead locals. Unable to see opportunities. These visitors bring money too. They're all ready to spend their money.

[@richardmclaughlin5298]

Jezza is a god. God will say and they will come

[@waldek32]

This is cool

[@goldgeologist5320]

Where is the display Electric Lighting fighter jet? That was the one thing you did/had for which I was jealous and gave you mad respect for having good taste.

[@cobygogarty7365]

This is a bucket list! I will. Buy a potato for sure!

[@ajdexter4195]

What a good day that was

[@0170barney]

Oh how cute.

[@AK-LABS]

He put the cotswold area on the map... Great farm shop... fair play

[@tarottman3926]

Love you jezza

[@stevenhanna6973]

He's the best all he's needs now larry and moe to show up

[@racemiiklutch4246]

my family own a honey factory farm to and i go around as a sales man. plus my mom knows a lot of royal friends

[@auzziecrunt8538]

Clarkson is the coolest dude in the world

[@NinhNguyen]

I was hoping for James and Richard to come so bad! Come on, when can we see they roast your farm?

[@NorthernLightsFIN]

Wow those potatoes ain't cheap!

[@johnking5174]

Have you ever been to a farm shop? They are all over priced and expensive. Just take a look at a clip of Clarkson going to his local farm shop to buy food for lunch for him and Kaleb. It cost his nearly £90!!

[@Paul_Jonathan]

Jeremy make's my day much better after watching him. It puts a smile on my face.

[@KevinNiven]

LOL Awesome

[@georgecollins2412]

The queue to get into that farm shop is literally like that in real life

[@jameshogan6142]

This is more fun than when he was on Top Gear.