Jeremy Jordan - Chipotle (Hollywood)

[@girlonabookshelf4922]

*Patiently waits for this to be available on Spotify, ITunes or Google Play*

[@noahsimau]

Here are the lyrics I wrote down by ear. You're... welcome? Chipotle. It's that little flame, that lights a fire inside your ass. Chipotle. It fills your heart with joy and your bowels with a full tank of gas. Everyone Here loves Chipotle AND THEY SHOULD (Spoken) Oh look that guy just came out of Chipotle! Look! Look! Wha- is he.. pooping in a dumpster? Dawh, Feeling good! (Spoken) I hope you remembered to bring some extra napkins, right? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba do do do do do I've had my colon cleansed, So, I'm ready for Chipotle, I don't know what Im going to get but I'm gonna bet it's something loaded with cheese, spoonfuls of cream Paco my taco, with beans supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! I love you so burrito-o Yeah-e-yeah You make my pee smell funny! Wrap it up Set it down Take a bite and pass it around Anytime, Anyplace Guac-amole all over my face! Those MexiCans do it right, Nap all day, Crap all night! Don't worry! Soon, the bleeding stops! Oh-yeah! I'm wearing a diaper! (JUST IN CASE) Out there, I'm nothing. I've no self-esteem! But inside Chipotle, I reign supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! Oooohhhhhh-hh I've... gotta find the men's room CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE Yeaaaah-yeuhhhhh I'll be right back.

[@leilanihanaike]

I saw this in San Francisco this last Sunday and I almost died because I choked on my drink because I was laughing.

[@FullMoonHowl]

He just can't get more adorable. XD

[@clagex0x]

listening to this after Jeremy's Chipotle accident makes it funnier.

[@newsiestrash]

Clagex you right i’m done

[@terroglacier981]

😂 it really does

[@theblackcat2792]

Yep I really does

[@singer2be256]

What happened?

[@Bob-ec5xj]

@@singer2be256 He went to the hospital after getting food poisoning from Chipotle.

[@singer2be256]

Varian making toilet humor jokes is something I never knew I needed

[@mckennaburns5688]

OMG your comment explains EVRYTHING.

[@joeseventies]

I need someone to make an animatic with Varian singing this song now

[@gertrudebiggins1049]

THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU JEREMY JORDAN.

[@menahilkhan4739]

Someone please animate this!! It would be incredible!! And worthy of Jeremy's greatness!!👀👏💕

[@nataliejenkins2560]

I’m listening to this on the toilet after Chipotle!!!

[@4dultw1thj0b]

This is so cursed in hindsight

[@loxishortridge1135]

All I can think of is Varian and I'm fucking dying

[@millieharrison9925]

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING

[@kkstar1297]

HAHAHAHHA! I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I LOVE JEREMY JORDAN! LOL!

[@oliviaggallup]

Somehow this is still beautiful?

[@Isabella1497]

This has been stuck in my head all day at work. I hope you're happy. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mckennaburns5688]

THIS SONG IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY XD XD

[@brh2098]

It’s kinda funny that 4 years after this, he “almost died” because of Chipotle 😂

[@ValpCreates]

Funny because in that video, people didn’t realize he was acting and called him dramatic and hated on him, but he is an actor, so of course he’s gonna be dramatic, and if they were hating on him instead of realizing he was joking (the reaction, not the getting sick part), then that proves he’s a good actor, not a bad actor like how others were saying, besides, he’s been in a lot of shows and he is an amazing actor ❤! Those people hating on him clearly don’t know him well enough to know he is an amazing actor, and that it’s his job to be dramatic 🤦‍♀️! The news was crazy to take him that seriously, because look at all the unnecessary hate he got from that!

[@TrixiaDelaRosa]

Love this!!! Every time I listen to it, I literally crave Chipotle xD

[@peacelovetennis10]

Hahaha I freaking love this!! He should also make one about taco bell :)

[@mckennaburns5688]

somebody animate this, too!

[@singer2be256]

Make a video of Varian singing it

[@mckennaburns5688]

@@singer2be256 YES!! HAVE VARIAN SING THIS!!

[@bro-kc5xd]

I love him 😂❤️

[@aia4528]

there’s TB saga and then there’s this someone please get it

[@pileofgoodthings]

||-// ;)

[@0_0ethan67]

i'm not the only one who thought that

[@clairelundin11]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS ❤

[@theblackcat2792]

Oh my guess he never knew years later he would get sick at that place

[@hannahwashere2]

Dang. I wanted him to sing a song from Book Of Mormon /:

[@angel2k86]

Switch on the subtitles.

[@nivis218]

What's going on at the end? Why Jeremy had to apologize?

[@lianamorales1741]

Nivis some guy said get a break. and told him to get off the stage i guess couldn't hear clearly

[@chloebutler8438]

Yknow, they do say hindsight is 20/20.

[@kimmychan1967]

This is the most epic thing ever. Lol

[@sherriemyers1656]

*PICK YOU'RE BATTLES* This or TB Saga 1 Like= this 1 reply= TB Saga

[@0_0ethan67]

can you choose both

[@checkersnotthefastfoodplac962]

ill be right back

[@kameronsurrett3500]

YESSSS

[@WinnSch0tt]

“I didn’t get ittttttt. Don’t make me feel bad 😔🥺”

[@terroglacier981]

The puns

[@Twilightfan4419]

that is so funny 😂

[@katieee9825]

he makes it sound so good...but it’s so bad..