[Jerma] Do NOT Let Him Cook!

[@Superdbo]

Sters "Awakening" was him finding a gas leak in his house

[@gizzowd7497]

you have a gas leak in your brain, eyes, ears nose, mouth and fingers. rot from view

[@Maelys_P]

And a pipebomb in his mailbox

[@looselytelling]

Flat but still round hollow earth gyas

[@cawlby611]

The smartest conversation they have ever had

[@AshaRosaa]

The sexiest conversation they have ever had

[@TurbopropPuppy]

our stupid, stupid large adult boys

[@redmist6630]

"boundaries bob" is just classic jerma chat

[@feffermickel]

The only man to force Jerma into the straight man role

[@kildeer]

nothing straight about it :3

[@edoneill6138]

God you’re so zucking stupid.

[@Marx_D._Soul]

Please do not ship two real, actual humans. That's kinda weird.

[@Marx_D._Soul]

nvm did some research and it seems like they play into it

[@auticrat]

@@Marx_D._Soul how tf did you made your own research in 1 minute? kinda sus

[@colinlohden9359]

my favorite chat quote is probably "hes high on pellets"

[@Armorchin]

Ster is actual god at baiting chat LMAOOO

[@Penultimeat]

A true master baiter

[@Joeggurnaut546]

Ster is amazing at baiting jerma into interacting with his chat and then furiously mocking him for doing so. Rightly so, jermas chat is terrible.

[@caperocker6269]

@@Joeggurnaut546 ngl ster im glad hes back but i miss the silly tf2 videos. hate how hes not mentioned in titles n shit tho.

[@maskeddadledingo9627]

Swear to God chat has slowly convinced themselves to believe everything jerma and ster say at face value

[@MrPersonGuy1000]

@@maskeddadledingo9627 Not even slowly, they just instantly forget what sarcasm is and go straight to righteous indignation when ster says "There's not even more than 10 countries" Like he's not obviously joking 😭

[@Lucifronz]

Liquids don't melt, they're already liquids. God damn it, Ster.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

superfluids

[@NRobbi42]

I can feel myself getting smarter

[@Duskgusting]

That’s a tumor

[@NRobbi42]

@@Duskgusting Even better

[@todimherbst]

@@Duskgusting "You little shit it's not a tumor I'm gonna strangle your parents"

[@jubbalubby]

Jerma talking with Ster while playing a game is like a background dialogue in Oblivion. Once you pay attention to them you can tell you're in a simulation.

[@axofbrevity]

I really love ster + jerma streams, it's really the only time jerma gets a chance to not be the weird one in the call

[@anunoriginalslacker6262]

[@starstrike1320]

i've been awake for 24 and a half hours now and this video is smoothing my brain in real time

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

Jerma is using telepathy in this video to gain knowledge so Jerma can conquer the world

[@starstrike1320]

i just finished the video and i feel like my entire frontal lobe shriveled up into the chocolate worm lady from spongebob

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

@@starstrike1320 damn Jerma got you ✊😔

[@starstrike1320]

@@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss he stole all my brain cells & now he's going to challenge the US president to a rap battle for the presidency

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

@@starstrike1320 yikes ✊😔

[@Clockwonk]

Jerma is genuinely the hardest person to contact. If a movie studio was offering him a million dollar contract for his clown antics he wouldn't even know.

[@kassandra_sae4563]

Ster is fucking BEWILDERING, of course jerma would hang around him. The TF2 years make sense now .

[@coryman125]

You know, I remember when they first started streaming together again after the big breakup, and people were like "their dynamic isn't the same" etc. etc. Looking back, their dynamic was really just Ster spouting nonsense and Jerma being baffled by that nonsense but then Ster somehow managing to make Jerma look like the idiot anyways. And this video is just 12 minutes of exactly that

[@DigitalComet]

I loved this stream. Many words were said but nothing was communicated.

[@killmeister2271]

Jerma doesn't talk to strangers because he knows one of them might be his next meal and he doesn't want to be emotionally attached to his prey

[@slvaltva1392]

A TEACHER and a SCHOOL DROPOUT having a MEANINGFUL conversation

[@silk2283]

DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE WAS COOKING IN HIS MIND?

[@dan_loeb]

he WAS cooking his own brain.

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

If you let Jerma cook, the only thing he’s cooking is us.

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Jeremy gets the ground meat from the meat grinder that he put Chat into.

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

@@AnUnfortunatePotato correct

[@Biodeamon]

he's gonna cook you into sausages with a meat grinder

[@captainmeat3]

If you let Jerma cook, the only thing he's cooking i sus.

[@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss]

@Greg 🏳️‍🌈⃠ I ain’t reading allat 🗣🗣🗣

[@SwoleTingle]

Ster the type of guy to take your solid logic based argument and counter it with the most bafflingly stupid string of words to melt your brain and come out on top.

[@HeavyMetalMonk888]

Melt it, then "melt" the resulting sauce into a gas, then condense that gas back into sauce, but by that time the world of your mind is perfectly flat so there are no more riverbeds, so the sauce immediately melts again

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

5:30 LUNATIC streamer TERRIFIES collab partner about his AWAKENING

[@Neyuun]

This is why Star and Jerma collabs are my favorite content from either of them. They have such a fantastic dynamic. It feels like Star is the only person who's been able to consistently match Jerma's weirdness with his own.

[@GodsBadAssBlade]

"Doesnt the ocean melt into the clouds?" my lord, this man was beyond cooking 💀

[@hithere5553]

“Sit on the toilet, shit happens”- Ster 2023

[@rickydo6572]

2023 is gonna be a good year for pooping, I'm callin it!

[@lemonheins2720]

real.

[@noaag]

7:25 "Oh, they're dumb, they don't know ANYTHING about condensation!" Jerma fans in a nutshell

[@Joeggurnaut546]

I love how immediately after the mention of the twitter DMs thing, the twitch chat starts omega back-pedalling saying shit like "twitter moment" and "oh one guy" when the context was it happening immediately after stream. Yes twitch chat, its you, you're the problem. Surprised? Not really.

[@maskeddadledingo9627]

It's so funny to me how many new jerma fans are like "wow this ster guy is a fucking idiot?" Not realizing that the guy playing videos games with his friend during a comedy stream might not actually be being 100% serious about what he says

[@Slop_Dogg]

I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE AWAKENING

[@Sablemmy]

I feel like jerma was born on another planet

[@deliriouspenis]

we feel like YOU were born in a different planet

[@festyferny4543]

​@@deliriouspenisWhat a plot twist. We're on the wrong side of the glass

[@Lotselance]

This is the most accurate description of Jerma I've seen

[@AMpersand_videos]

One of the rare moments where Jerma comes across as the sensible one

[@Biodeamon]

this is on the same level of people arguing if the ocean is a soup or if lava is wet

[@shmillbe3390]

Is lava wet tho

[@robbieboydudeguy]

@@shmillbe3390 No, because lava reaches temperatures instantly wicking any water/moist molecules away from its surface, and wet is how a liquid effects an object. A liquid can’t be wet, it can leave other things with the quality of “wetness” but cannot themselves be perceived in the way wet is. Lava doesn’t do that shit I believe. Ocean is totes a soup tho

no because those are kinda okay questions to ask, with the melting thing Ster is trying to change the definition of a word all by himself

[@turntechgodhead1975]

lava is not wetbecause its nearly impossible to touch it, it cools into a glass too quickly. but most people probably mean magma, which i believe is too thick to beconsidered wet.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

If it is a liquid THEN IT IS WET.

[@nataliecameron]

The Legend of Jerma: Sters Awakening

[@nmx0014]

this just sounds like describing Kansas in the most zooted way possible

[@masondickerson9466]

Kansas is NOT flat, I will fight you on this. I don't know where people get this idea; this place is hilly as hell.

[@nmx0014]

​@@masondickerson9466 damn i just looked it up again and read that only 1/3 is flat, the rest is hilly. my state is so flat i just assumed kansas was too LMAO

[@masondickerson9466]

@@nmx0014 I feel like the idea must come from the idea that Kansas is just like, the default US state.

[@uhoh7545]

@@masondickerson9466 no it comes from the actual research paper proving that Kansas is flatter than the average pancake

[@Kerruo]

"You sit on a toilet, shit happens." Yes

[@zzzzz333-z5x]

this was one of the funniest sequence of convos I've witnessed live lmao

[@2chickenmama]

ster's humor is buried in so many layers of irony, love the newer fans seeing their dynamic lmao

[@MaxEisenhardt616]

An Elden Ring playthrough with Jerma, Ster and Joel would be worthy of being stored in the American Film Institute.

[@g0reypigs3]

this felt like it went on for 60 minutes

[@Orepitolo]

Appreciate the full context towards the end of the video. It's a good note to end on and good that viewers like us can see that

[@mechagoblin8768]

The Legend of Jerma: Ster's Awakening

[@Freekymoho]

Wouldnt the whole world be one big marsh if it was a perfect sphere?

[@thelegalsystem]

Let him melt

[@austinsavage5962]

Plato and socrates

[@4ndr00med4]

nahhh ster is 100% diogenes

[@Thisratisrockin]

Jerma’s so real for the DMs thing tho. I couldn’t even imagine how overwhelming it would be to just get tons of messages from strangers varying from paragraphs about how you saved their life to some meme, each person expecting you to read it, maybe even respond. I absolutely would also just never go near them

[@lilvampire7439]

The best part is that they say condensation, but the original context is evaporation

[@sukai4589]

They were made for each other

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

So I’m guessing it’s been a repeating thing that ster is floating by casually and not even chat is mentioning

[@gen2mediainc.577]

As an Oklahoman, the reason why the flat world would be a shithole is because there would be unchecked winds and weather patterns due to the lack of topography. You’d get Oklahoman weather but EVERYWHERE and turned to 11.

[@doodlemold2736]

the ocean melts into the clouds....

[@erin1569]

I'm completely a person that would say "the ocean melts into the clouds"

[@tchellyng]

If I woke up one day with hundreds of messages from strangers I would have a severe meltdown.

[@elijahkeay3906]

I love the chat members at the very start of this just sayin “HERE WE GO!” They know the signs by now

[@thataintfalco7106]

How is Ster able to make Jerma seem less alien?

[@scruffles3838]

Man ster is on a completely nother level here

[@terenceperson]

“never let him cook again”

[@jonahcoffman3078]

Ster dropping out of high school doesn’t surprise me

[@bernadettebread]

i dont wanna hear about the awakening

[@lemonheins2720]

thatcanlettheelvesliveforeverbutwewontletthemhavethembuttheygetthem

[@ratatonic1111]

9:30 best part

[@4ndr00med4]

they are like knights on a tournament but they're fighting with pillows.

[@anthonygonzalez1565]

4:40 "there's barely more than 10 countries" BRO

[@pebble312]

ok the melting thing blew my mind, thats INSANE that they didn’t know that 😂

[@duskpede5146]

it would be so windy and probably way more arid

[@aska221]

i thought jerma had the right idea when he said "gravity is still a thing" but then he lost it he was so close to being smart once

[@John-uz3mb]

Jerma is Guts and Casca and Ster is Griffith

[@GRIFFDANSE]

ster is literally the smartest streamer on the platform.

[@uhoh7545]

(Twitter dms open)

[@GRIFFDANSE]

@@uhoh7545 It's a power play.

[@eletric_shower]

You hate Ster because he tells the truth

[@antidave]

I use people's ig and twt dms as a journal 💀

[@maki2755]

water can melt I agree

[@Vallinen92]

Ster and Jerma complement eachother with two different flavours of ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[@Wignut]

"There's barely more then 10 countries" 😭

[@jenniferjames7656]

As a physicist this conversation made my brain hurt

[@LazyBuddyBan]

Flat earth's cooking andy

[@hago66]

I'm playing a game and listening to this conversation. I'm not sure if my brain evaporated or melted.

[@Ecliptor.]

i'm awakened now

[@RealRinka]

"not nutrient pellet science" that clip slapped too

[@sean_r]

ill be honest, i was horrified because i thought "the awakening" had something to do with him previously saying he wished he had gills

[@pyropussquantscalethewell-6472]

needs to be a death grips beware version of this

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Jerma might be the only person who could manage to fuck up an argument against someone who thinks water melts into steam

[@ringo3917]

Everybody in the chat some scientists

[@555qquinn]

you sit on the toilet and SHIT HAPPENS, that's just how it is sometimes

[@n0vitski]

Man, i can't believe that Ster would peddle CONSPIRACY theories and that Jerma HATES his fans. What a couple of psychos.

[@MaleckinJinx]

you could get more out of the 2007 movie Flatland than you can get out of this conversation

[@shrimpfeet4456]

absolutely destroyed on the awakening

[@TheWonderingWizard]

It terrifies me that jerma knows of my country's existence

[@SpookyMisterBones]

GM_Flatgrass earth theory is the only way to go and I wont hear otherwise.

[@aducia]

he really wants a minecraft superflat world

[@Foogi9000]

Ster is that one weird potentially insane family member.

[@RhysClark97]

3:30 THE BRAIN IS SOLID, IT CAN MELT, who is this guy playing with jerma he is so dense.

[@thewholecircus2792]

Ster: " so the short version is..." Me : "JERMA"

[@kaitlynny.1812]

i want to hear them try and explain how bluetooth works

[@iheartme6110]

i have this weird made up scenario where I dm jerma asking him what pie to make and then his inbox glitches and only my dm is there, leaving him no choice but to tell me what kind of pie to make. Only I don’t have twitter and his dms are closed…

[@brody3166]

This conversation was giving me an anuerysm oml

[@superiorsesameseeds8650]

I actually cannot comprehend what they are talking about

[@INRamos13]

Ster wants to carry out The Rumbling

[@dylanholven6375]

this sounds like a joe rogan podcast

[@RhysClark97]

9:32 this is the smartest thing either of them said all video

[@triss9364]

Everything would be under water

[@FinalTry]

insane that no oneguy told them what melting means

[@aydinbiber7616]

How did nobody get the Lord of the Rings joke?

[@averylangs]

5:07 torille

[@Kazuhira2249]

ah never change ster

[@lostmarimo]

"bro has lore." xD