Jerma Gets a Real Job

Anything for The Company
Editor: Jack Clishem
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Originally Streamed November 20th 2023
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[@aidanjack3094]

Jerma pretending he isn’t the most dangerous monster in the room is hilarious

[@noahk3496]

He’s on kill cooldown

[@johndwolynetz6495]

His molting will come soon, now starts his manipulation

[@jeremytitus9519]

He just doesn’t know. He doesn’t think it counts as killing. He really believes those people are perfectly fine. He’ll probably even get into Heaven.

[@radiofreeacab]

Jerma is this generation's nine eleven 😮😢

[@samuelbordet6641]

@@noahk3496😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@putincena7376]

I like how you can see Jerma coming up with the Pacman bit at 5:50. Imagine waiting several hours to do a bit only for it to kill everyone and destroy the run

[@wl1012]

Checkhov's Pacman

[@bigbabado8296]

I love how he hears the people next to him get mauled and does NOTHING

[@hakaase]

@@bigbabado8296INSANE man hears friends DIE next to him and does NOTHING

[@ijustCANTchooseaname]

​@@hakaasehe LAUGHS at them instead

[@austinrollins6819]

the replies here read like a tumblr thread

[@veepers]

1:18, 28:07 clips of god punishing vinny for saying skibidi toilet

[@johnstevenson5084]

lmao, the fact he dies in the exact same way right after saying it too

[@Rizebruh]

its always the snare flea too, the game just keeps trying to shut him up

[@savannah6508]

that is so fucking hilarious

[@JBLZFTW]

"stop talking" -game

[@PaddyCake72]

DESERVED

[@HypothermicBacklash]

My eyes actually widened at 21:05 when Jerma revealed he carried THREE metal items through a storm and never got struck by lightning. That is insane luck.

[@alpharoo2581]

Jerma has the comedic timing, luck, and awareness of Homer Simpson

[@bigounce5700]

That's just Jerma using 0.0001% of his power

[@TheMirksta]

Seriously, I have only ever died to lightning once and it was pretty much 3 seconds after leaving the interior. I never bothered again because I figured it wouldn't be possible

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@alpharoo2581jerma is a living cartoon

[@wr3nche5]

i was WAITING for him to get smited

[@PaintraSeaPea]

The Pac-Man incident might possibly be a perfect Jerma moment. 34:36 It's a "Jerma pulls up a sound from another tab" bit, that also directly culminates in total failure, with PERFECT timing, yet Jerma is completely oblivious to what's happening until his demise. All perfect ingredients for a Jerma joke. But really, it's the fact that the monster has a giant mouth that gobbles everyone up that really gets me. It really is framed as if Pac-Man himself busted into the room, and his theme music is playing as an omen of death.

[@aceplace3357]

It was awesome

[@SkFan5]

poetic

[@cpv-24]

pacman andy

[@spoopyidk]

The fact that it really did look exactly like Pac Man's evil cousin is incredible.

[@Dabednego]

You nailed it; the monster being pac man like is the chef kiss

[@putincena7376]

Really nice of Poke to spend some quality time with his 3 geriatric granddads

[@Emanuel08820]

Granddad, you say?

[@TempestLM]

@@Emanuel08820FLINTSTONES?

[@stwabewwwy]

grown ass men

[@Ratigan2]

Poke has such a cute voice

[@chefduke3719]

bro what?...@@Ratigan2

[@spoopyidk]

34:49 Poke sounded like he was being STABBED TO DEATH on the other side of the mic. LMFAO. This was one of my favorite streams of 2023.

[@marsgannon4891]

He literally sounded like someone had broken in and was flaying him alive while Jerma enjoyed a fun game of pacman

[@Yoshitime_]

Imagine what Ster was thinking, literally the last thing he heard was Vinny scream a visceral "NOOO" trough the Walkie-Talkie, then total silence

[@josh8106]

40:00 is also amazing

[@Ratigan2]

@@josh8106 Yes that was fking amazing timing

[@beard556]

"gamer turns into a 5 star voice actor when theyre about to die in a video game"

[@Jordan-rb28]

"Jerma's urge to do bits is a danger to his teammates"

[@redbuck1385]

The Thing but instead of a monster your crewmate is possessed by a comedian.

[@domesticcat1725]

​@@redbuck1385make louis ck and you have both lmao

[@solharv7817]

14:01 When Jerma said “Heyuu Vinny or poke I got ayy Bunkah Spidah down hea in the bunkah anijuswanna know if you could look thaddup and lemme know whea I should hit this mothafucka” I really felt that

[@gabeitch9142]

Made me laugh way more than it should've

[@gabeitch9142]

I can imagine rocket raccoon saying that shit

[@Bad.winter]

Poke's tom&jerry scream at 40:08 is fucking beautiful, im crying 😂

[@cpv-24]

32:38 poor fella Poke got vaporized in real life

[@Dabednego]

The scream rising in pitch is haunting.

[@odile2odette]

he got fucking raptured

[@Schlitorous]

None of them saw but he got dragged away by the enderman creature😂

[@Val0r2]

aaaaAAAAAAAUUUGH-

[@greyistheworst]

i cannot get over the pac-man incident (34:36), there are so many comedic layers -the fact that they are all together trying to guide ster out of danger even though they are in fact the ones in danger -the pac man noises are quite funny on their own within the context of the game and what you see on the monitor -poke's fucking scream -vinny's scream blends perfectly with pokes -the fact that the noises were loud enough that they alerted several monsters all at once -on jerma's pov the screen shakes which is a side effect of the monster attack but it looks like it's because of the scream -vinny deciding to hold down the radio button for his scream -ster hearing the scream and just being like "what" in the most nonchalant way possible and the fact that none of it was planned just makes it that much better

[@anxia-tea5846]

i especially love the way the scream fades out in a glitchy way

[@tridos2574]

"Is that pac-man?" As the monster slams into the ship and mauls everyone while the theme song plays

[@landeler8888]

40:07 The turret coming back online, targeting you, the scream from Poke while both of you are filled with lead is hilarious!

[@gran.kahuna]

I havent heard something like that since the femur breaker, actual agony

[@Myolio_Mayo]

Best part of the video

[@M0nchis]

The toad scream

[@Kylirr]

Tom and Jerry scream

[@esspooki3813]

Props to poke for actually getting shot and mauled irl to get such good screams

[@AuroraIceFlame]

19:04 Vinny calling out for Luigi to save him 💀

[@finleykennedy7763]

Vinny’s one true brother

[@cyber_xiii3786]

That segment at 26:30 was probably the longest silence in a 2ndJerma video ever and it was actually intense

[@15MinuteUpload]

NO EMOTION FOR 3 YEARS

[@demifolk8940]

simpsons hit and run

[@RoloTonyBrownTown69420]

Poke has been the best addition to Jerma’s crew he’s so fuckin funny. The genuine screams of fear while Pac-Man music played absolutely killed me

[@rob-tt3hb]

As a vinesauce viewer it is my duty to inform everyone that those are vinnys screams. Poke is screaming "STOP THAT" but the scream of anguish immediately after is vinny

[@doromizu.]

That was Vinny

[@camerbot]

Poke screams like fucin tom from tom n jerry

[@Skornish]

​@@rob-tt3hbAbsolutely terrifying if played out of context... and without the Pac-Man sound effects.

[@ihatemylife7682]

@@rob-tt3hbit’s funny to hear the clear distinction in vinny‘s stream but here the two just mix into one perfect scream

[@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226]

45:03 Jerma's immediate reaction to "Look but for a short while" being to just stare at it, comedy

[@thisperson345]

34:48 that has to be the most visceral scream I have ever heard from somebody playing a game, I was just imagining walls being splattered with blood while they watch themselves being torn limb from limb.

[@Vulioll]

wtf

[@nikobutterbar928]

32:39 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Poke being so overcome with fear that all he could do was scream with genuine terror before being murdered by the Bracken in front of Jerma made me actually wheeze.

[@MINIMAN10000]

The bracken is just such a crazy AI. Literally snatched someone from their team right next to three people and none of them knew who did it or what happened. Even in the middle of describing him.

[@kalidoesart]

That entire sequence of events had such good comedic timing 😂 that bracken read the script

[@gwen9939]

Before watching I already knew what smacking the turret would do, so just watching those two rubbing their brain cells together to come up with that plan, Vinny being the sole voice of reason immediately realizing it's a horrible idea but they're already opening the door, total chaos ensuing, then the slow, silent realization that Vinny is now in an even more impossible situation alone, and then the Bracken decided it has had brackenough and just gets it over with. And the way Vinny is looking right at it as it snaps his neck like "yeah this would happen, wouldn't it?" is just too funny. Combined with the lead-up it was just a perfect symphony of very unlikely moments. This game is amazing, and I haven't even played it myself.

[@lilflax0396]

And even funnier that jerma thinks he was zapped by electricity instead of dragged off.

[@nicolashromyk5397]

25:25 is absurdly perfect comedic timing, good Lord I almost busted up laughing like a madman at work

[@Champiness]

“Hey if we’re underwater how can there be a-”

[@CamelliaFlingert]

13:29 no matter how many games Jerma plays, his giant enemy spider keeps finding him everywhere

[@st4rdyy]

EUUNAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAAAAA PAPA PA PA PA PA PA

[@YangBalanceYin]

Cutting to Vinny giving directions to Ster's corpse as it's being dragged around by a spider is lowkey the funniest moment in the stream.

[@charliemcmillan4561]

34:50 Jerma's friends getting SAVAGELY murdered right next to him and completely oblivious until its his time

[@justinr5433]

As a VOD watcher I can say this is a year-defining stream in terms of chuckles and chortles. Great collab.

[@smooth4553]

I too am a little vod goblin

[@jeremytitus9519]

What about guffaws tho? Any guffaws to be had?

[@RiffRaffish]

Guffaws aplenty. Snickers, even.@@jeremytitus9519

[@ghouldishanimal]

@@jeremytitus9519 Guffaws galore!

[@williamthehuman6779]

This entire video is just them falling into pits and it is fucking hilarious

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Pitfall remake is hype

[@weedtea9983]

first time i saw the pacman bit in the vod i honestly started crying from how hard i was laughing, how is he so unintentionally yet also intentionally funny

[@oatmeallemons9676]

KEL

[@weedtea9983]

@@oatmeallemons9676 hi omoi

[@nelly8682]

I THINK MY FACE TURNED BLUE FROM HOW MUCH I WAS LAUGHING this was fucking amazing

[@Nico30337]

el

[@eepee_eepee]

@@Nico30337 ero

[@JBLZFTW]

40:06 might be the best poke scream of the stream imo

[@Shinransa]

I like how Jerma's primal fear reaction is just to jump into the void when he was perfectly safe and the monster fell to it's death making it even safer...

[@odile2odette]

call of the void

[@zempat]

@@odile2odettevoices of the void

[@odile2odette]

@@zempat also known as chat 😎

[@alalalus7692]

Monster didn't fall tho, all these creatures get a cheat of instant jump

[@space9535]

15:19 It’s really funny that Vinny died trying to avoid the locus because they are completely harmless. You can just walk straight through them

[@MyNameHere101]

8:38 I've watched this a few times and I'm still amazed at how realistic this part is: "I'm by the water!" "Look for my light!" It's straight out of a movie.

[@xcuree]

Finally, the Thanksgiving dinner with the Elbertsons won't be as awkward now that Jeremy has a real job...

[@Emanuel08820]

Maybe he'll be able to afford more than canned soups and Juicy Juice

[@johnnythedarksoul]

nice call back

[@AzaselProtogen]

vinny instantly getting punished by the game for mentioning skibbidy toilet at 1:20

[@gravywravy521]

my fav moment is 41:36 jerma is watching cams, and watches what looks like a bracken go up behind his teammate. It looked like Jerma's first time on cam, so it happened so fast he didn't even notice that his teammate got wiped

[@drdogarino]

Twas a Coilhead, Bracken don't stalk up on people like that fast unless they're pissed.

[@lilflax0396]

It was probably a coilhead. It didn't drag his body away.

[@arandomday3530]

One of my favorite Jerma streams of all time. This game is just too damn good at horror comedy and I am desperate to see Jerma struggle to survive future updates

[@Adrenaline0413]

The pacman bit is probably the funniest thing ive seen happen in this game so far.

[@ultimateweeabootrash]

The Pac-Man Incident is THE Jerma moment. The entirety of his essence is distilled into those 30 seconds.

[@Ugerflingy]

Something about the “Alright I ordered One [Spongebob Fog Horn SFX]” at 18:00 just killed me, watched that shit like 7 times and it just hits so perfectly.

[@gorillazhead]

32:38 Poke died like a horror movie protagonist and I was crying laughing.

[@moonfire_222]

Getting those few frames of Poke at 25:10 before hearing him scream and pop up as dead is pure comedy. The fucking bug hittin Vinny with that one two jab 25:52 has got me fucking wheezing.

[@sofiscoolawesomechannel]

its not the bug killing vinny, poke hit him with the sign this is seriously some fucking comedy horror movie gag, trying to get the monster but hitting your teammate instead

[@moonfire_222]

@@sofiscoolawesomechannel 🤣 oh shit, now I'm really fucked up

[@215Days]

My favourite moments: 2:03 - Jerma screams "GUAH!" just like that one guard in the game Thief. 3:10 - "Watch out for the bees", said Ster calmly. 9:48 - Jerma drowns and Poke laughs about it. 10:47 - Jerma gets crushed by a supply drop. 11:00 - Vinny and Ster fall down, it wasn't Jerma and Poke this time. 11:47 - Jerma gets scared of a flying creature. 11:35 - Jerma tries to assassinate Poke. Just your average Jerma. 14:30 - Jerma braves a Bunker Spider, dies, Poke rightfully laughs and Jerma realizes Vinny's been dead all along. 16:23 - Jerma and Vinny get so giddy seeing Poke die from the quicksand. 18:01 - "Alright I ordered one *FLORP*" - Ster 18:25 - Jerma turns into the bravest man alive (and later on dies) 20:18 - Ster almost doesn't make it, but he does! 22:37 - Jerma gets scared of a Stalker. 22:50 - Clumsy Jerma falls and dies. 23:15 - The boys get scared of some creepy monster. 24:04 - Jerma goes through a dark hallway and gets easily spooked. 24:40 - A group of T-Rex end the existence of the crew. 23:20 - Poke jinxes the entire crew! 25:50 - A bug steals and causes all manners of chaos, in the confusion, Poke accidentally kills Vinny. 27:17 - Jerma gets kinky with a Giant. 27:59 - Jerma gets scared of a little Slenderman, Vinny gets punished for a bad joke. 31:25 - Poke tries to scare Jerma. 32:27 - Poke makes the girliest scream. 32:38 - Poke gets EVAPORIZED while he screams. 33:04 - "This is SUCH a bad idea", Vinny yet again jinxing. 34:32 - PACMAN ANNIHILATES THE WHOLE CREW. 36:30 - "I told you there's a spider!", said Jerma calmly. 39:04 - EYES. 40:05 - "Crouch", the famous last words of Poke before the screaming dead. 40:50 - Vinny keeps talking to Ster despite being dead. 41:30 - Ster dies because of Jerma's directions. 42:18 - Jerma gets scared of the door opening...And more! 44:29 - Jerma goes after a little bug. 45:02 - "Look but not for too long", favourite quote of Vinny before his imminent death. 45:42 - Jerma attacks the Facebug but then dies to a Stalker. 47:38 - Poke screams in fear, jumps over...And some moments before utter horror happens.

[@TuffCatDad]

the dynamic of these four goobers together is truly amazing

[@SunTzu544BC]

Who is with jerma?

[@TuffCatDad]

@@SunTzu544BC Poke, Ster, and Vinny Vinesauce

[@kooby883]

@@SunTzu544BC Vinesauce, Ster and Pokelawls!

[@Sjahko_]

​@@SunTzu544BCSter_ Vinny (aka vinesauce) and Poke (pokelawls)

[@sofiscoolawesomechannel]

@@SunTzu544BCvinesauce, ster, pokelawls

[@cycy8699]

the 34:50 scream gotta be the best one I've ever heard out of any lethal company video

[@Riku-Leela]

32:38 this whole series of events killed me, especially the moster killing Vinny at the end and the sound being cut off omg im dead

[@acee555]

34:36 Jerma : I’m going to play some whaaaacky sound effects! Nintendo : Send the hounds

[@gabeitch9142]

But... that's not... it's...

[@meyague]

​@@gabeitch9142?

[@ferth2315]

At 32:45 I think you can hear Holly laughing in the background after poke dies

[@mr_noobx3009]

40:00 has to be my favorite moment in this lmao

[@landonjensen8389]

5:52 foreshadowing

[@stevebutters306]

They tried to bumrush a sentry gun

[@xBrakit]

32:38 is such a perfect goddamn moment; i can't get over it, shit goes to hell so fast within thirty seconds

[@philiphanhurst2655]

"Skibidi" is Vinny's new favorite word, isn't it

[@spectacledWolf]

I will always call the bracken the "Skibidi Liminal Man" thanks to Vinny

[@iumasz6088]

And I always will call the Eyeless Dogs Pac-mans due to the Pac-man incident.

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

“Jerma’s” fear response is to find the nearest ledge and leap off of it, noted.

[@generalgrievous92]

34:34 for the greatest moment in Pac-Man history

[@galanga21890]

4:19 Ster yelling "i got your pickles" in the distance is so stupidly funny to me

[@ethanbailey5636]

Lmao I love how they were all talking when they met the eyeless dogs, which are blind and hunt by sound, and then tried being quiet when they met the giant, which is deaf and hunts by sight 😂

[@fayde-2844]

and then they try avoid eye contact with the bracken, which tries to kill you when you're not looking at it

[@SnarkyRogue]

34:49 good lord those screams are straight out of a horror movie LOL edit: i cant stop coming back to this, i laugh until im in tears. something about the genuine fear that then devolves into what i could only describe as the sounds of someone disintegrating is too funny

[@aelinsa]

I did not expect one of my favorite Jerma streams to be post-retirement. Do not count this man out!

[@juanantoniofallas9934]

One of the few times the clips aren’t as funny as the full vod. All the downtime between runs just added to the hilarity

[@JBLZFTW]

Every once in a while you get one of those magical streams where you have to watch the whole vod, losing any of it for the clip video misses out

[@Doublew2474]

I know Jerma is soft retiring but PLEASE more lethal company. This stream so soooooo good.

[@kason2580]

Apparently they all are going to stream again on monday

[@Doublew2474]

ayyye lets go! @@kason2580

[@nikobutterbar928]

Soft retiring? Wdym 😢

[@yargolocus4853]

@@nikobutterbar928 he's in process of turning streaming from a job to a hobby. so no strict schedule, and no pressure to pay him anything. he will keep doing this as long as it's fun to him (edit: timeframe for this is some months, maybe 6?)

[@nikobutterbar928]

@@yargolocus4853 Oh awesome! Good for him! That’s great to hear honestly, I wonder what he’ll do once he’s just vibing?

[@Horzinicla]

The pirate shpee reference was out of nowhere

[@Fireshock20]

34:30 Ah shit, here comes Pac-Man!

[@riggy0]

Jerma not only stood in front of a turret while it was firing but played the absolute loudest possible noise ever alerting every giant monster within a twenty mile radius to the nearest source of food

[@riggy0]

You just don’t get this kind of content anywhere else

[@jordanvandegiessen1801]

14:39 When my car spins out on the highway

[@sac7827]

12:34 jermas instincts kicked in

[@angelnavarro553]

40:06 people really become voice actors in this game

[@soiledflapjacks1938]

When you get fired from a galactic dwarven mining company, then fired from a submarine crew on a Jupiter moon, and now have to scavenge loot for Kroger.

[@Aercoh]

“Maybe we should not be on the bridge all at-“

[@EvanSmith8878]

Jerma constantly turning off his walkie talkie after speaking into it is so frustratingly funny😭😭

[@michael7671]

Poke's scream getting cut off just left me in TEARS ;o; 25:07

[@dj_lugi]

12:35 literally the momment that the voices in your head win

[@CrispyGFX]

Vinny turning around and getting his head crunched off is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@PantherFox]

"subscribe for more!" and then they never played it again

[@WuchtaArt]

Guess you didn't subscribe

[@stokkingen5748]

36:47 " I drive a Lincoln"

[@Sybato]

20:19 That was an insane buzzer beater, I've never seen that

[@mikoirl]

Jerma does bit, dies: The Stream!

[@adistefano_]

a classic forever re told!

[@Dabednego]

It happens AT LEAST twice

[@Ketsu112]

the blind dogs are literally the perfect enemy for streamers, they prey on loud screaming people LMAO

[@thebargoblin3226]

2:42 is underrated. “that’s company property” while he stepped closer facing directly at us getting perfectly cut to the next scene is awesome.

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

Everyone thought it was Poke screaming during the Pac-Man bit but if you listen closely it's actually Vinny's scream.

[@habama1077]

What gets me choke-laughing every time I watch that part is seeing Vinny deliberately hold the walkie-talkie button as he starts screaming.

[@gabeitch9142]

Its both. Starts as poke, ends with vinny

[@dexi600]

watching Jerma always feels inherently nostalgic, like this vid was made by spliced voicesamples to recreate his voice as if he's still here.

[@apexaustyn]

34:39 is some of the best voice acting I've ever heard

[@AllTheOthers]

When Ster made it to the ship as it was leaving, and a literal millisecond later a worm erupted from the ground, that felt like a movie.

[@notsandwich2322]

Finally a sequel to "Jerma loses his friends and becomes sad in The Thing"; Jerma watches his friends all die in mortally horrific manners and experiences true despair in The abandoned warehouse labyrinth'

[@MyNameHere101]

You are lost in deep space. These are your rescuers, your only hope for survival:

[@Luna-Fox]

I'd recommend everyone watch the whole stream, it's pure hilarity.

[@cofystudios]

The blood curdling scream from the Pac-Man incident will live in infamy.

[@damosanchex]

Vinny continually dying first is incredible

[@PogShootMan]

dude he actually died in real life at 34:50, that was the most convincing death scream I've ever heard

[@neezduts3242]

Honestly one of the best streams of the year

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I like how every time vinny brings up skibidi he gets headcrabbed less than a minute later. Karmic punishment.

[@thebargoblin3226]

18:02 fucking hilarious for no reason

[@brandonwiley5372]

Them having the exact wrong idea about the bracken is so on brand

[@Dash_Gallou]

Vinny's scream at the PacMan part is so blood curdling and raw, I love it!

[@boneyzoney9551]

Ey, ey BUnkah SPIdah I got my MOM on tha phone

[@curranO]

33:30 jerma doesn’t even realize what killed him lmao the dude grabbed him like he did Vinny

[@heria3]

watch the 2 hour 30 minutes other stream edit guys this one is so short and a lot of the funny moments got cut. the most entertaining video I have watched and will rewatch later years without getting bored. they have insane chemistry and humour (jerma and vinny being my favourite streamers also adds up). a must watch

[@marsgannon4891]

Poke's screams in this stream are so heartbreaking. I appreciate his commitment to being fully immersed in the games he plays but sometimes I worry that having someone stab him to death in real life whenever he dies in-game may have a negative impact on his mental health... ☹️

[@meyague]

whut

[@whatr0]

using Psycho 2 for the intro is such a deep cut how do they always nail it

[@sl5945]

The pacman incident will go down in history as one of the all time greatest jerma bits

[@Drjd-yq4bl]

Jerma is the reason these places are abandoned

[@epnlvr9790]

He's the final boss but they didn't get to that planet yet

[@spoingal]

theres so many moments of perfect comedic timing, especially the part with the turret

[@Jordan-rb28]

Watched the stream as soon as it was posted here the other day and it was amazing, so glad this is up now