Jerma Gets a Promotion

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Originally Streamed November 27th 2023
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[@bigtimeronnie]

12:10 "He's got a weapon" during that chaotic string of events fucking KILLS me. The guy's just standing there but Jerma's so paranoid that he thinks that lootbug is going to beat him to death with a blunt object. Incredible.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

me and my sister were fucking dying laughing over that part in particular

[@VenoMantis]

they gotta update the game to let hoard bugs beat the shit outta you with items

[@bajscast]

Police officer andy

[@geemcspankinson]

lel@@bajscast

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

That was fantastic, all this bad shit going on around him and he points it out like "is if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a weapon!"

[@hyun6490]

caught the stream live and watching Jerma walk into the same dead end 17 times in a row was so frustratingly funny to watch. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was a bit or not lolol

[@grit1]

It is not a bit, he is just terrible at directions. Look at the Nightmare of the Consumer stream where he gets lost in a grocery store repeatedly - one of the easiest to navigate spaces of all time.

[@bpop2148]

Haha yeah, he walks to a dead end, says “ah, dead end..”, turns around and walks into someone going to the dead end he was just at, and follows suit!

[@Sakx4]

Does he have ADHD? I vaguely remember it being mentioned before but I don’t know if that’s confirmed. My spatial awareness is just as bad and I have ADHD lol

[@BukiFox]

he's senile lmfao

[@Hujyn100]

Pretty sure I do that in this game too

[@Hummingbird_hub]

12:00 I can't believe this moment is real. The scene, the voices, it's all like a cartoon

[@TheLunarMan]

Literal Scooby-Doo chase

[@sopha985]

WHATS THIS OOZE?!

[@lars6261]

that moment, all the way until his death, was fucking golden. Even the little bit leading up to it was great

[@Vulioll]

It's so Scooby Doo omg

[@Vooblebooble]

That whole part genuinely feels like those "not quite scary enough to be a nightmare, but more intense than your average dream" dreams

[@DarleneVoidDragoncat]

2:52 I love this part so much “You know when you go to a haunted house. And-“ 🕷️

[@mildlymarvelous]

I love how the others specifically said “Don’t go that way, there’s a spider” and Jerma was just off in his own little world

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

[@ron133.]

nyuu nyuu

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

YES, that was the best part... that and all of 12:00

[@Aburaishi]

17:38 Someone tell Corvax he absolutely MUST make an animation where Jerma invades someone's home and this dialogue plays while he searches for the sole survivor who's hiding under a bed

[@cgqn4398]

👁 👁

[@jayc6894]

i can imagine the pov with just his bloody shows being visible from under the bed

[@slovakthrowback3738]

holy shit lmao, with that context it's great

[@nostalgia_junkie]

FETTY WAP ‼️

[@jaeydec9163]

ay im like hey whats up hello

[@putincena7376]

I like how confused he was that he had a heart beat at 6:00. It's almost like he is a lifeless lich that spreads his influence through necromancy and internet memes.

[@averagebandicamuser6959]

Jermancer

[@snowdevil002]

no, he's like the lifeless lich who grew a heart by the spirit of christmas

[@averagebandicamuser6959]

grinchmancer

[@huddled_up]

"fall. you are alone, chat. there is only -2 for you and only rats for your people. you are sus, chat. but i am beyond suspicion. i am the man."

[@felix56p]

and how ross just thinks he's saying "I'm scared"

[@mysticfellow9843]

12:00 is so fucking funny. The fact that the spider and the hoarding bug look at him and he's like "oh shit, he has a weapon" as he holds a piece of scrap.

[@JonzaGoodGuy]

17:35 psychopathic killer discovers he killed his entire crew in a fit of blind rage and proceeds to maniacally laugh about it

[@slovakthrowback3738]

OH MY GOD

[@Micahpeo]

Jerma's habit of talking to a wall in multiplayer games and moving his head as if he's talking to someone in-game when he's really just talking to himself is my favorite thing ever

[@thekennek]

Cannot agree more

[@Glowskel]

28:21 Jerma tryna do some random ass bit and getting smothered by that bug mid-sentence killed me lmao

[@gen-zboomer]

the NUN

[@JDyo001]

pokes perspective to that is insanely funny

[@Glowskel]

@@gen-zboomerSEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY…👀👻

[@Glowskel]

@@JDyo001Fr he was in the perfect position to catch it all 💀

[@Nick-kd6pk]

22:16 "You guys good?" he says to 2 monsters in the distance, before one comes to greet him in person

[@anonbobanon7320]

12:00 - 12:44 was just a string of moments that literally had me in tears, i cant believe it

[@donovanjoseph737]

The way he goes past his strangled, incomprehensibly mumbling teammate going “oh goddammit!” before moving on is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a game.

[@ganii1804]

the funniest part is despite encountering 4 different monsters, it was the easiest one that got to him

[@loadescape1890]

im currently in tears from the same section yes

[@AMan-xz7tx]

jerma looking at the most harmless monster in the room: "He's got a weapon!"

[@cadoized]

category 5 looney toons event

[@polarfarina2726]

15:03 this moment where Jerma goes from panicking from being attacked to "you think the giant guy eats the giant pumpkins?" is so funny

[@ron133.]

honestly hes asking the real questions how else would they survive

[@tetriminol1278]

@@ron133.eating the employees

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

​@@tetriminol1278How often are people coming to this part of this abandoned moon that the giants have evolved for their diet to be workers? Nah, punkin. Big punken.

[@tetriminol1278]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 fair point

[@Fresh_Knight]

40:42 is such a beautiful example of the bystander effect in action

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Honestly might be their worst failure ever. Wtf were they doing?

[@kell_0741]

10:57 This sequence of events is so funny. The fart, the stange blob, the spider chasing sneeg like a scooby doo episode, then the little bug holding the axel as if it it was jermas and he was caught stealing it, only for the spider to creep up behind it, comedically pause to stare, then chase jerma as he hits a dea end and dies to the ooze. All while people are screaming and dying one by one in the background.

[@michaelr8189]

I had to figure out whether the fart was an edit or not for a moment there. Reminded me of those random farts Jerma used to sneak into his videos lol

[@-cyndaquil]

11:19 you can tell by his mouse movement that he totally got spooked by the fart sound effect

[@putincena7376]

The fuckin cartoon chase at 12:00 and his stuttering after seeing the monster at 13:34 makes me think legitimately think that Jerma is a Loony Tunes character.

[@boxcarz]

48:18 The way the ragdolls stretch from explosions in this game is so perfectly cartoony, I love it.

[@thebargoblin3226]

so goddamn animated, and how you only see him fly from off screen is the icing.

[@madjack1748]

I love it when scary or serious games have goofy mechanics like that. Makes me miss the ragdoll flinging from DS1

[@hakermanreal]

It reminds me of the horrible roblox ragdolls if they get flinged fast enough

[@TheSilly6403]

@@madjack1748exactly what I was thinking of, I remember being both disgusted and laughing at the giant blighttown bugs getting stuck inside of me while fighting for my life

[@imBailout]

1:21 Jerma’s tangent was cut off here because he did not stop talking about the eternal presence of Walmart until around 10 minutes later.

[@Mushboom37]

4:07 this PSYCHOPATH is excited when his friend dies, realizes only based on everyone elses reaction, that he should be sad and fakes sadness. truly terrifying.

[@El-Burrito]

49:37 I love that quote "Why did I am the one that got caught!"

[@thinnairr]

"You're too slow!"🦔✌️

[@julius-ceasar]

i am become caught, eatee of giants

[@bbluva20]

I love how jerma does basically nothing the whole time, no picking up items, just watching and dying the entire session.

[@madjack1748]

just like real life :p

[@Rushi486]

29:02 i first saw this clutch from ster's perspective, and later went to jerma stream to check it out and it was amazing how jerma was convincing everyone to trust in him, shame the cheers at the end got edited out

[@putincena7376]

They're Twitch's best bromance

[@arantxapardue2375]

actually crazy he pulled it off

[@James-nu6rq]

...I didnt catch the stream, do you remember when that happened in the vod?

[@Rushi486]

@@James-nu6rq kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4ekeaONrbSgqa8si=lHh1zYHBH_ZYSpBO&t=5817 this is ster's pov, it should start at 1:36:55, i recommend watching it first its a realy intense clutch and jerma's pov does not do it justice. Stop when everyone respawns and switch to kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHeqnntmZppjg7ssi=5xAOgtdZXmjX7Zlo&t=5640 for jerma's pov whitch should start at 1:34:00

[@D3w68]

@@James-nu6rq kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKnYfqJjpLx0b9E (not the VOD, but two birds one stone with the POVs). Begins around 50:45, after Jerma is slain. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m4ekeaONrbSgqa8 1:35:45 - Ster's POV (Cuz I find the "I'm annunciating my voice incredibly well" part very funny) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHeqnntmZppjg7s 1:32:00 - Jerma's POV

[@redsona3010]

2:50 haunted house 12:00 scooby doo spider 12:13 he’s got a weapon 23:45 youre gonna get us killed man singing in the fucking hallway CHILL OUT 27:05 clint eastwood 49:15 in unison turn

[@Hummingbird_hub]

25:08 who is this guy talking to 28:21 see you next friday, on the nun

[@canucklehead9250]

25:51 Vinny sings the song of his people

[@homermakes]

"clint eastwood" had me crying

[@rfacproductions6552]

11:45 Homer fukin dies.

[@AMan-xz7tx]

23:45 poke goes from offering ranboo coke to flirting to "YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED MAN" while ranboo is still trying to get the one joke out is fucking hilarious

[@James-tj7qg]

48:30 the way it went silent after the growl i'm dying

[@pickolascage503]

11:58 It's like a scene straight out of Scooby-Doo lmao

[@BaneOfZane]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@Xzeihoranth]

No such thing as safety in numbers where streamers are concerned. It's just a cavalcade of clowns. Particularly when Jerry and Sterry are involved.

[@ghostpants8213]

That's a crazy word, god damn

[@eurobeataddict103]

why did it rhyme so good lol

[@simonlutgens]

@@eurobeataddict103please tell me what part of that sentence rhymed

[@eurobeataddict103]

everything@@simonlutgens

[@solharv7817]

Someone in Etalyx’s chat called this The Ten Stooges. This was a fucking clown car stream.

[@music-sweetmusic4745]

48:22 the SMEAR FRAMES on the ragdoll!

[@Hummingbird_hub]

3:54 just Vinny casually crossing the hallway with a bug on his head

[@pressurechief]

30:27 jerma and vinny both singing dont speak is really neat

[@Princess_Jessie3414]

I love the points in multiplayer games where jerma is so used to talking to chat he just looks psychotic as he talks to walls

[@drewbabe]

Vinny saying "this is my worst social nightmare" when everyone was cornering and pointing at him was so relatable

[@MyNameHere101]

9:18 This whole bit was extremely underrated.

[@schmuckle9174]

him hitting his head on that pipe and falling onto the mine was the most looney toons shit ive ever seen, jerma is literally divinely inspired

[@tarutrit]

35:56 personal timestamp

[@danzargy]

2:55 How does he do it? His comedic timing is literally unparalleled.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

It's unnaturally amazing with timing

[@boi5599]

22:10 bro thought the coil head was a player lmaoooo i love jerma

[@LettuceGoblin]

2:55 "You know when you go to a haunted house, and-" *Screaming and running ensues* The fucking timing was perfect there holy shit

[@507764CAT]

Watching the gang walk past the deflated and mangled corpse of a minion at 32:09 has filled me with an indescribable sense of joy

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

I like that, just when he's saying you can't tell people apart by their mario voices, you can hear Vinny's luigi and it's familiar enough that it's immediately recognisable.

[@goosiegoose2005]

27:09 "is that the gorillaz??" had me dead

[@tonyc.4392]

49:29 - When you have three skittles left and red>green

[@frostedsnow7634]

48:18 has to be the funniest thing ive seen all month

[@Hummingbird_hub]

Half life scientist death scream

[@ghosthuntermike2592]

The stretch of the ragdoll really helps.

[@FRDUNCRN]

my favorite part of the stream was the "is that the gorillaz?" joke at 27:05

[@firothemighty8236]

It's really a shame Vinny's singing got cut out

[@jacobmcginnis7092]

Every six months I get reminded that Jerma exists because he comes up in my feed. I'm so glad to see him again.

[@Vexcenot]

He knows what a banister is but it took him so long to figure out the coil head

[@aren6]

30:20 wish the clip didn't cut there, I wanted to see ster win it and everyone's reaction

[@DoroExtra]

38:14 family guy death pose

[@sharpiefumes]

I love that the ster solo escape clip was included, it was my personal highlight of the entire stream

[@jontyhugh1080]

Jerma's love of poke is so adorable

[@knightogourd]

12:01 pure comedy

[@Darkfreed0m]

LIFE IS PAIN

[@Hummingbird_hub]

I HATE

[@ImaPizzaK]

that's great

[@arantxapardue2375]

awww Ster at 14:00 ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) so sweet

[@Nextia_]

and then jerma immediately throws him under the bus afterwards 😂

[@stealthrubber10]

13:34 AAH ah ah AHHHA AHh d HAHA... i hope i got the point across. so good.

[@moggle4781]

11:18 - 11:30 “who did that?” panning to the silliest looking mf

[@SilverInferno3]

This was a pretty hectic stream, but a lot of them were also great additions to the team (Ross especially), and I'd love to see them revisit the Team vs Team thing they did. Maybe someday someone could mod in a system where two ships land on the same planet so you can actually compete with each other?

[@Xarenth]

would be neat game has a seed system - id imagine someone could make a system where you can load a specific seed and people could compete. no super fancy framework needed

[@emberson404]

Jerma, Ranboo, and Sneeg interacting is not something I thought I would see in my lifetime but boy am I glad it happened

[@succulentcod]

sneegs "hey man whats goin on" with the bug on his head gets me so fucking bad

[@tarutrit]

oh goddamn it. oh goddamn it

[@largeproblem]

That span of everyone getting on Ster for leaving early all the way to them cheering on his escape is why I love when Jerma plays with this particular group.

[@mirhan1769]

i love watching germany play video games!

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Hall of costs :(

[@tonyc.4392]

2:52 - MFW I go to a haunted house

[@plammery]

13:57 Genuine MEAN and EVIL moment

[@michaelkramer1821]

I'm sad the video wasn't actually titled "A Bunch of Goofies Talk About Soup For a Few Minutes"

[@sat.chid.ananda]

12:02 this is a literal cartoon at this point

[@odile2odette]

love that airhorn sfx that DEFINITELY doesn’t sound like an edited moan

[@TheSanndwichh]

Bruh. That felt like the elephant in the room for so long lol. I kept hearing it on people’s streams and thinking “is anyone gonna mention that?” And for so long nobody would

[@echo.1209]

When?

[@fridgefreezer9529]

It's not, people can manipulate everything.

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

YES! I've thought this too!

[@Lobotomite247]

My favorite part is where he cut out where ster stood up for himself when helping jerma out with giving him a bolt to come to the ship like a warrior who claimed land but by pulling out a hair dryer shaming jerma into a 20 minutes silence

[@Aercoh]

this anime has WAY too many main characters in it

[@BababooeyGooey]

Whoever does that shrill screaming is like a blend of DBZA Krillin, Francis from L4D, and Homer Simpson.

[@DandyOh]

I really love Poke as an addition to this group lmao. When did he start playing with Jerma and the boys? Or do they go way back? I haven't been keeping up with my Jerma lore.

[@DandyOh]

And Ross!!??? When the hell did Ross start playing with them? This is great

[@ghostpants8213]

I think Poke started playing with him when they were doing Dark and Darker streams, that's when he first entered my sphere of awareness lol

[@KimiOmega]

Vinny and Ross have played a lot of games together. @@DandyOh

[@ags5409]

god poke and connor are so funny

[@SenorBobII]

9:14 giving some pikmin vibes

[@Grahamster00]

Someone should edit the scooby doo music as the entourage runs by as 12:00 that shit was comical

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

When they all go into the buildings it just sounds like the circus has arrived.

[@ComtrollerReviews]

Jerma makes this game look like a scooby doo episode

[@samman9738]

“Why am I the one that got caught!?” *stands there like a deer in headlights*

[@DeoNone69]

Jerma was ZONKED this stream, my man couldn't understand anything and NEVER LISTENED to anyone(while constantly speaking to himself). The retirement just kicked in😢

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Dementia is so sad :(

[@ra_strawberry]

30:30 gosh vinny’s voice is so good

[@Newtid]

the mario and luigi bit had me grinning like an idiot the whole time 10/10, would wahoo again

[@SwissSauce]

ster gaming his way back onto the ship after everyone else died made me pump my fists in the air

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

That was actually genuinely fantastic

[@lcslndmt]

28:21 - that timing was perfect, lmao

[@Cybertruck2022]

Jerma being the minion is strangely fitting

[@Hardtocarry]

Jerma saying, "Let's have a party in the abandoned fucking warehouse bro!" made me think of a game, like this, but the goal is for everyone to set up a fucking awesome party in fucked up locations and there's shit. Basically just this. This but party time. You get it

[@sn0wblake]

2:58 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

[@Poopman21377]

i love that there are 10 people and they still got a problem with meeting the qouta

[@manwithlongnose2810]

"Your dreams have meaning!" my dreams: 12:00

[@RealGairos]

22:15 Did he just mistake the coil-head for another player? Does he not comprehend the difference between a malevolent automaton and a living, thinking human being?

[@cmw7791]

“You know how you go to a haunted house, and- DYUUUUH!”

[@thesyndrome43]

13:34 I fucking died at the "EH, UH, OH, UH, OH, UH!" bit, that's the most perfect encapsulation of panic overriding reason. He needs to leave because the monster is right there, but people walk in completely oblivious to the danger and he WANTS to warn them, but his brain is just shutting down from panic so he just makes incomplete noises and then runs out of the door 🤣

[@mcstabb1980]

That ending, loved it

[@allien.777]

how tf you already seen the ending and context when the vid was posted 1 minute ago 💀

[@bannedfor30daysonfacebook41]

Best ending yet

[@froxcom]

@@allien.777it was live streamed

[@redmist6630]

super funny, almost makes you forget the skibidy toilet reference he made earlier

[@03Sys]

28:21

[@randomsimpson]

13:00 The "silly bitch" followed by glass shattering just got me crying laughing. Demoralize your enemies!

[@nobodynose360]

23:27 Gnoblin Gnome ass laugh

[@Riku-Leela]

Hopefully we go back to the 4 from before lol

[@Nix-Man]

10:32-12:32 is like the perfect 2minute horror film

[@tomocat7412]

The stream with the most overwhelming amount of voices at all time, but fun to watch as usual

[@huntergman8338]

"never making another tf2 video ever again?" "Byeah"

[@Ed-zo2ef]

finaly jerma video my fav

[@proxz7878]

This was one of the best Jerma streams in years. Holy my chest hurts

[@jonac0426]

this is so lethal

[@Shmared]

I love that he didn't realize it was a coil head running back and forth.