Jerma Poop Gamer - Jerma Drug Dealer Simulator Highlights

From Jerma985's streams - / jerma985
"Crack Cash Flow" 04/22/2020
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[@SkullyDummy]

There was legitimately a point where I couldn’t tell what was prerecorded and what wasn’t. I felt like I was being awoken from a coma.

[@topher4906]

i was going insane

[@philismenko]

I've done that to someone before

[@DoubtedPumpkin]

"I'm not gonna be the funny voices guy" - funny voices guy

[@DanieleCapellini]

- the guy who earned 2 billion dollars by doing funny voices for 20 minutes

[@tigertoxins584]

It is a written requirement in the streamer guidelines handbook that you must be able to do at least one funny voice or you can’t be a streamer

[@Clockwonk]

He compares taking a phone to the bathroom to carrying a computer, screen, keyboard and mouse to the bathroom.

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Your phone has more fecal bacteria then the entire surface area of your bathroom. And you put it, up to your face.

[@CaecusYT]

@@SSFhighcommandJOHN Only if you actively talk to people

[@Clockwonk]

@@SSFhighcommandJOHN Thats a myth. If it were true we all would have pink eye nonstop. Also my point was more about the amount of effort it would take to play diablo 2 while on the toilet.

[@PointsofData]

@@SSFhighcommandJOHN I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one chief

[@redwolfjo3_647]

it was a different time

[@JaylanxYT]

I can’t believe jerma flosses his ass with the nintendo switch

[@bananabuns1369]

so rich that he doesnt even have toilet paper

[@cactus_juice3217]

I can

[@gordonf5553]

@@bananabuns1369 streamer life

[@DaMonkas556]

Local streamer ruins the “wouldn’t it be funny if” joke live on stream

[@PanzerMan332]

I love Daft Punk's 2001 hit single, Faster, Slower, Longer, Higher.

[@tigertoxins584]

especially that last part

[@HoboHunterRik]

I love how Jermas stream makes him think he's crazy for doing normal little kid stuff.

[@Namingway248]

we should instead be making him think hes crazy for acting like having tomato on a burger is like having a gallon of water invade your mouth. because thats pretty crazy

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@Namingway248 yeah his opinion on tomatoes is wack

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@Namingway248 i kind of agree with him-- it's the same reason i hate tomato sauce on pizza, it gushes into my mouth and it makes me legit gag

[@LtSprinkulz]

Twitch chat is just mob mentality personified.

[@Soulraven2735]

@@ponponpatapon9670 Imagine being so weak that you can't handle a little bit of liquid in your mouth

[@agentpaint]

As someone who made magic potions out of shampoo and bath water, I can confirm that I created a dangerous chemical that killed my ability to tell a good joke

[@agentpaint]

just wanna reply half a year later to re-confirm this statement as true

[@theoverseer4886]

Nice

[@zachary8872]

My dad grounded me for wasting soap and I had to sit in my room for a couple hours

[@yorteammate2566]

It's all fun and games till you accidentally make mustard gas and have your apartment building evacuated

[@inutero]

When he started doing the soundboard bit my mind automatically went: Back when army of two first came out

[@willowism]

still one of my favorite bits

[@MaxwellKasper]

You died again?

[@BabyCola]

You died again?

[@doodguytheblank2403]

*gets flashback. “Denz was a talented swordsman”

[@willowism]

@@doodguytheblank2403 denz was a talented swordsman, but that was before the plague hit

[@legefy]

Is this the guy who brought his whole computer into the bathroom to watch porn and then wipes with his joycons?

[@sweetpepino1907]

Local child makes mustard gas, says "I was just making magic potions in my bathroom!"

[@Necron1999]

Local streamer believes that zooming in improves audio quality.

[@tigertoxins584]

well duh, it’s closer of course it would be louder

[@TheVorran]

"It's me, Bugleberry."

[@april5054]

You left out the part where Jerma pitch-shifted his voice to just the spot where he sounded uncannily like a girl version of jerma and the entire chat erupted into Kreygasms, that was so good jermaPluto

[@pole8740]

shit i really wanna fuckin see that

[@sevsec6702]

@@pole8740 dude same

[@jamesperkins9494]

Got a timestamp?

[@gordonf5553]

TIMESTAMP NOW

[@april5054]

@@gordonf5553 Pretty sure it was like, 2 hours and 10 minutes into the stream. or 2 hours and 9 minutes, im not completely sure

[@gibusgamer93]

I remember being fascinated reading about the French people overthrowing Kronos and forcing him to commit cannibalism during the French Revolution

[@F0reman371]

"He's now going to rant about vegetables for 6 minutes"

[@JaylanxYT]

32:33 “When you fry up some onions, its mushrooms” Literal psycho streamer

[@Baba-yv6ml]

he said "and some", that's his dialect I think

[@jarrenation8645]

@@Baba-yv6ml wrong

[@Baba-yv6ml]

@@jarrenation8645 wrong

[@JacobKinsley]

Pipboy vs Breen, Pipboy vs Breen, everybody wants to see it happen

[@LayerInfinity]

"When you fry up some onions and some mushrooms"

[@hollyfelis4197]

someone in chat: "i'm pretty sure Kronos was the god of time." Jerma: "Shut your mouth. I *know* that wasn't his thing because that's what he did in Video Game."

[@alexandervoicu5309]

He IS incredibly confident about his Greek Myth knowledge for someone who confused Odysseus for Kronos

[@jacksonpercy8044]

I mean _technically_ he's right because Kronos was a titan, not a god. The idea he was conveying was totally off though.

[@hambor12]

wasn't Jerma in a game about greek mythology as like the demi-god of Horses under Poseidon Apotheon

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

@@hambor12 He IS a gamer god after all

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

Chronos was time, Saturn was the Titan, their syncretization was Kronos

[@Umberman]

Jerma going on cam and there being EVEN MORE funko pops is leading me to believe one stream he'll turn the cam on and his entire wall will be covered in them

[@KaminaBros]

I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places. - Jerma985 2020

[@MandenTV]

LMAO holy shit

[@theyoten1613]

Jerma would win the US election.

[@w90213kjfdjn]

i love the reference to coffee, cheetos, chicken at 4:15

[@ninjamonkey2251]

Jerma, whisper. My mom's in the room. DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!

[@godot102]

You move incredibly fast sir. 13 hours and we already have the highlights

[@Baba-yv6ml]

I just saw the archive uploaded the VOD, the mad man literally did it before the archive uploaded.

[@elibrolenjormar3005]

Honestly thought I was the only one who did the "magic potions" thing when I was a kid. I now relate to Jerma on a godlike level

[@MaxwellKasper]

Literal proof that all future streams may be pre-recorded.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Greek Mythology vs. French Revolution is the greatest crossover of all time.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

You I like your pfp

[@imdynamite100]

i like the addition of being able to see the chat during certain parts, keep up the good work

[@System509]

If Jerma doesn't re enact the Mc DLT ad on the next green screen stream my disappointment will be immeasurable.

[@Miqolivia]

alternate title: the pre-recorded stream

[@zachprouty8595]

That's how this was uploaded so fast

[@LaykWr]

Honestly your work just keeps getting better and better, i can see that you put a lot of work into these , specially how you include chat in some parts, just make sure not to overwork yourself kay? love your edits.

[@smiley9328]

Jeremy Elbertson stars in his hit new movie 'Comedy Detective: To +2 or to -2'

[@Calzilla-yd8qg]

You're not Jerma 3rd, you're like Jerma 1.5...th

[@theshoeburger]

Jerma 5'3

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@theshoeburger brootal

[@funnyvalentine4691]

K. K. Slider, Daft Punk and Jeremy Harrington, all join together to perform song called "Daft Duck".

[@RANGOTHEWILD]

Adding chat really helps add the chaotic reactions of viewers he's talking to in rants. It's hilarious.

[@billwilliamson1506]

This is like a slip into psychosis. Like when you can’t tell the difference between dreams and reality

[@MC96-]

i love the occasional addition of chat in the vid, great work :)

[@GOREDANIMAL]

jerma has experiences and memories that are just normal enough to be real but out there enough that no one can relate

[@Catburritto]

Yeetus TRANSporteetus

[@benjamingiddens6758]

Superb observation

[@SirDankleberry]

It’s like he’s an alien trying to come up with a human backstory to blend in but he doesn’t quite perfect it.

[@slicked9778]

Jerma turning bright red with anger over tomatoes and lettuce at the end is totally justified. if I was thirsty I'd order a drink, get that shit off my burger.

[@icemann9954]

I like how he talks about making a burger the same way he talks about wiping his ass after taking a dump

[@rasengdori13]

YOU UPLOADED THIS BEFORE THE STREAM ARCHIVE UPLOADED THE VOD WTF

[@connerhenri4530]

u tryna get wifed up??

[@sapphireshadow3425]

“Did steven speilberg 3d-print all the bones in his house?” Sound like an ai-generated sentence.

[@toolackluster2788]

That damn Tom & Jerry part had me in stitches to the point that my cheeks were hurting, so funny!

[@mechaluigi7]

I hope Jerma is happy, I walked around my house today saying "I need a NEEEEEEWWW TRAILER" to myself.

[@rasengdori13]

Chat making fun of Jerma’s zits was really mean :c

[@JadenGotShot]

Take words from jerma: If you’re good at something never do it for free. In all seriousness, love the channel keep doing what you’re doing.

[@gordonf5553]

That one comment "Lego hair" around 35:45

[@leooc]

I swear I don't understand what he's talking about half of the time

[@bambi_2606]

i swear you make these while the stream is going to be getting them out this quickly. keep up the great work jack!

[@zachphillips1154]

It was dope to have the chat up for the comedy bits, keep up the good work

[@Gnomie445]

You can skip to any part of this video and have literally no idea what in sam hell's happening

[@masterelf12]

35:38 dude saying "Bite harder you fucking infant" had me dying, holy shit

[@axmoylotl]

jerma is family guy writer

[@BobThePineapple]

Just discovered this channel a few days ago and I just gotta say, I really love how you integrate chat into a lot of jerma's jokes. Hopefully all that drama gets settled and stuff goes back to normal :)

[@DcIxvi]

he really does sound like tom lmfao

[@heskymarky]

6:01 I like that jerma seems to think that the smite gods cannot be based in any way on actual mythology

[@willowchair]

Jerma's burger recipe sounded so fucking delicious but chat shitted on him because they have to.

[@bigfatstinkypoopfart8904]

9:12 he finally got to live out his toilet streaming dreams in the Dollhouse stream! Love seeing him win!

[@derpyfan5261]

Oh man these new little intros before the video are a really nice touch

[@kelakakku]

12:15 You drinking a potion like that would explain quite a lot.

[@Selckunk]

Lettuce and tomato is necessary on a burger. Don’t listen to the man who puts warheads in S tier.

[@AnAverageNerd]

if your gonna put greens on a burger do spinach lettuce is just gross

[@TheKiddingStar]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard you crank these out with extreme gusto and style

[@vacantrefrigerator4566]

Jerma’s descent into sound board insanity is probably the scariest Jerma moment

[@venomsnakesupremacy]

7:55 guys i just got here. what's going on????

[@joenoodle6914]

love it when i go into the comments and zone out for a bit, then go back up and he's still on the same bit

[@cobalth6505]

chat is a massive hypocrite when he talks about bringing phones/switch to the bathroom

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

This stream really got me hankering to go to mcdonalds and meet up with the local crack dealer there

[@polygonerror]

coffeeeeeeeeee, cheeeetooooos, chickennnnnnnnnnnn

[@kingryall]

honestly jerma's burger was just fine, i have no clue why everyone was trippin

[@Skuiggly]

Holy shit that soundboard bit is the funniest thing i've heard all year

[@The_Corn_God]

I like to think that "Jerma Poop Gamer" was the original name on his birth certificate, but he had it changed for an easier life.

[@CadChamberlain]

this stream set our species back atleast 2 months

[@4020Error]

OMG! So many good moments in this one! :D

[@LinkTheHero]

Odysseys is from a Greek Poem and Kronos is the *Titan* of time

[@redwolfjo3_647]

15:15 Gamer level: Platinum

[@shrimpspaghetti]

People joke about it all the time, and finally an actual prerecorded stream

[@neilgoldberg547]

Were locked in here with Jerma, there's no Bobby Flay here.

[@argnator]

Jerma is holding off streaming with Ster again until he's sure his soundboard will be a decent match, not knowing that Ster has long since abandoned his quest for soundboard power.

[@JohnyScissors]

Jerma is very good at replicating actual insanity

[@jimmyjohnson7941]

im so glad i saw this live

[@SunrisenStar]

Jerma king of bits

[@AjixGameOver]

Daft punk lyrics: Harder, Longer, Bigger, Girthier Veinier, Redder, Thicker, Meatier

[@ImperialFister]

Ah yes, potion making. A fond memory of my childhood

[@frothyheartfilms]

Thank you for including chat in certain parts

[@yorteammate2566]

He's somehow the most Sane crazy person

[@DaVince21]

The person claiming laptops existed back when Jerma brought his entire computer into the bathroom hasn't grown up in that era. 😅

[@kev2525]

Streamer gets tased and arrested trying to entertain Bobby Flay

[@typicalsmile2747]

This whole thing was like a fever dream...

[@toecurlersupreme]

that bit about making magic potions brought so many memories back... i thought i was the only one really liked mixing up mommy's face wash with the beads in them with some toothpaste... edit: i dont relate to that part about holding poop in, absolute psycho

[@cbayer5012]

This is a peak Jerma stream

[@Kyle-td6px]

hey Jack just wanted to say that you got a lot of love tonight in chat if you weren't aware :jermaHeart:

[@zion9575]

Jerma has strong schizophrenic energy

[@scrithen2836]

GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THE SNEEZE WAS

[@phone4189]

That burger sounds incredible tho

[@Jimbo7]

not liking mayo, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes is such a baby level palette

[@johnseenah1961]

kronos is the name of my work timesheet/scheduler

[@sunnyd1722]

That’s a fantastic whip cream sound.

[@lewisbirkett4428]

I need those jerma sound clips

[@VAbel03]

I can't stop thinking about that title

[@bidcs_]

what is wrong with this man, hes actually losing his mind i swear

[@SlumpDrunko]

Watching Jerma go insane over the course of his streaming career is why I’m glad he moved over to Twitch.

[@burgbass]

Jerma streaming slowly makes him lose his sanity, but now with quarantine that sanity loss is at least doubled.

[@SlumpDrunko]

Burg Bass Jerma is actually just playing Amnesia IRL

[@thesnorg1442]

holy shit nice angelmaker

[@bidcs_]

@@thesnorg1442 yeah man love their last album, top 10 of the year for me

[@johnnyappleseed4985]

streamer sneezes and laughs uncontrollably while ranting about his disdain for vegetables