Jerma is a Crack Addict - Jerma Drug Dealer Simulator Highlights

From Jerma985's streams - / jerma985
"Fake Crack Stream" 04/19/2020
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[@maggotthemadman8142]

I love the fact that there are people in his stream who are there just waiting for him to jump onto camera for a second, so they can photoshop him into a goblin.

[@TheGreenTaco999]

Photoshop?

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

That's the new meta of the stream. Bait Jerma into revealing himself so he can be morphed into a wretched homunculus. I, for one, highly approve of it.

[@frank144p4]

Wretched?

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Metal Gear?

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Psycho Mantis?

[@MrDrCthulhu]

I'm convinved that Jerma's childhood was actually a teen comedy movie and he thought it was totally normal.

[@williamkline6450]

Is it not?

[@bbbbbbb51]

It's called, "making up stories for entertainment."

[@user-qf2rx8ir3n]

@Brandon Johnson that's just what he wants you to think

[@michelleobama641]

i also did the whipped cream thing AND heard urban legends like that :^

[@scrithen2836]

@@bbbbbbb51 but literally everyone does the whipped cream thing, EVERYONE DOES THAT

[@-Mopo]

this game is somehow simultaneously set in the US, Mexico and poland

[@Klaymen47]

And soviet union

[@Xenomnipotent]

Literally nothing here resembles Poland wtf

[@guyattmcdudeflavore1804]

@@Xenomnipotent There was like a polish character in some guys name but that's about it I guess

[@thomasdomer6512]

the unholy trinity

[@Veakabori]

@@Xenomnipotent Some clients first and last names were polish

[@BabyRetardFish]

"Don't call me lego hair" is such a small yet gigantic portion of this video

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

short yet spiritually resonant

[@christopherrybicki3465]

Much like this streamer

[@notreal2900]

1:53 “You guys don’t know anything about drugs? I’ve taken... (instant regret)”

[@samsonmcgloughlinakira1749]

I wanna know his drug regimen, probably like 12 at the same time

[@PointsofData]

@Mia Wu he *did* take DARE

[@slopbox]

7:38 Jerma explains how he made $20 in a mens restroom

[@remlezar9397]

Slopbox oh noooo

[@plootoisaplanet]

goddamnit

[@pissdog3956]

he really walked into that one

[@suspicioususer]

"here I'll do it on camera"

[@we-must-live]

@キイキイ jerma is the peak male specimen

[@WhoodaHell]

Local streamer nearly admits to taking drugs and teaches children watching how to do whippets, then gets repeatedly tazed by the police.

[@xiaolin867]

Average day in the life of Jeremiah "Jerma985" Zerkoff

[@kieranmaclean4395]

@@xiaolin867No chat, i’m not gonna name him “Bobby Jerkoff”

[@oddluck4180]

Is nobody going to address that Jerma can perfectly replicate the sound of a whip cream can?

[@thelmir3731]

He work as a whip cream in Wendy's when he is not streaming.

[@JackClishem]

You know i heard Jerma snorts crushed up funko pops Just adding this here so people can see. There is a disgusting amount of ads on this video because it was claimed. In sorry that you have to deal with that

[@merrickwulfric1937]

ADDICTED streamer LOVES dolls

[@karaokeweallneed7845]

you know, he doesn't usually snort

[@geesegooses]

REDDITOR streamer shows off his EPIC GAMER MERCH on stream???

[@steveurkelfromgoosebumps1965]

hey dont judge it before you try it

[@JackClishem]

@Oh Yes Yes because the video got claimed and KZbin put a whole bunch of ads on it

[@Jhon47807]

Soon He will be making highlight videos of streams that haven't even happened yet.

[@lulhighman3428]

Jerma daily life highlights

[@IWillSmurfYou]

@@lulhighman3428 i cant wait for his zerkin off streams

[@gibusgamer93]

3:27 How do you want to pronounce nuclear, Jerma? a. Nuke-lee-err b. Nuke-you-lerr *c. Nuke-lil-lerr*

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

im too high for this, you got me thinking ive been saying nuclear wrong this whole time. its b, right????

[@creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Logically, its a. Nu-cle-ar makes nuclear.

[@cgibabyhand]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 the "correct" pronunciation varies from region to region in the U.S.

[@hologramofwesleywillis5790]

8:11 "No Vietnamese ever called me lego hair" - Muhammad Ali

[@RockLegend2A]

9:27 "That's just what was something that was told. To me. Over, like, the decade or so that I've been alive. Whate--y'know, 20 of 'em. Whatever/however long it's been." Local streamer is over TWO HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

[@gordonf5553]

@Mitchell Adams bro 200 years ago was like ww1 idiot

[@Endiepup]

@@gordonf5553 200 Years Ago Was When The Missouri Compromise Happened... WW1 Was About 100 Years Ago

[@the-letter_s]

@@gordonf5553 what the fuck

[@rusoruski3565]

@@gordonf5553 how do you backfire that badly lol

[@mellowmelly9258]

ancient andy

[@Lactosecow]

19:30 such a long, mediocre joke that ends with a god damn amazing punchline I love jorma

[@hugocanuto6981]

I love Jorna too

[@mikeloss8194]

Jorma

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Jorma

[@voxsq]

Jorma

[@danglerfish4175]

9:31 Jerma reveals that he's actually over two hundred years old

[@ChargeQM]

He is either 10 years old or 200. There is no in-between.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

don’t worry guys he’s shotacon sized but he’s actually an immortal demon who’s over two hundred years old

[@JPCollector]

chat is just zoomers and liars

[@jakesommer3914]

CHAT EXPOSED

[@dopomaximus7083]

There really is no way chat hasn't sprayed whip cream into their mouth. Genuinely impossible.

[@andersonjukebox8315]

I hate whipped cream and I've even done that before lol

[@cacao2cream369]

Dopo Maximus I watched the vod and the way he originally said it sounded way more like he was doing whippets and it was very confusing

[@rustyskunks]

No, im not a zoomer, here i'll prove it, Funny jerma short joke - Zoomer chat member.

[@debutsu613]

The idea of a low level drug dealer trying desperately to push his homemade dry rub to his clients is fucking hilarious to me.

[@deablo8982]

Dude, for real. I've said it before, and you've heard it before a million times, but that's just because it's true: the stuff you're putting out is of such great quality, and so fast, and everybody here appreciates it a fucking ton. I can actually see visible improvement from video to video too, so you're constantly getting better and not just stagnant in your (already very high) quality. With everything going on right now, and 2ndJerma being pretty backlogged, and my personal stuff of being super busy in my last year of school and in Australia (bad timezone for catching his streams when you've got stuff to do in the day because it starts early morning and ends lunchtime), your stuff is such a godsend and everybody here loves it. Keep up the great stuff, you're actively making a lot of people's days better.

[@halolime117]

yea this dude is much beter than 2ndjerma

[@oterro8225]

@Oh Yes Yes I adore your honesty

[@wayla683]

Yeah except there's 9 ads in this 35 minute video uploaded by someone who basically cut up another person's twitch content and served it up on KZbin. Do the math, it's bullshit.

[@deablo8982]

@@wayla683 "Just adding this here so people can see. There is a disgusting amount of ads on this video because it was claimed. In sorry that you have to deal with that" From Jack's comment on this video. It's worth having a peek around before you get angry and point fingers man, it's barely even a scroll to find that.

[@wayla683]

@@deablo8982 I'm not angry. Just pointing out a great reason not to watch some cut up compilations on KZbin when you can very easily watch the stream on twitch with less ads and more content from the content creator you supposedly are a fan of. Hell, even most full streams on KZbin have a better "ad-content ratio" than these compilations.

[@IWillSmurfYou]

5:26 local streamer openly discusses his crippling Whippet addiction

[@simonkawasaki4229]

Local streamer continues his trend of playing long excerpts from Danny Elfman soundtracks as a poor excuse for a joke

[@Mochachocakon]

2006 Jerma: Hey, don't say... swears. 2020 Jerma: *Explaining the details of different explicit drugs to chat.*

[@wazer2235]

33:57 he bleeps everything except the swears

[@756secret]

21:30 legendary drug mixing moment

[@dean_l33]

Whats the song he used?

[@Hippycoolcrab]

@@dean_l33 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaCvgKeposR9pdk

[@JamesonX]

@@dean_l33 little bit late but breakfast machine from peewees big adventure

[@dean_l33]

@@JamesonX Thanks bro

[@Vanni008]

0:32 when jerma tried to leave, he immediately goes for the window. absolute PSYCHO

[@agentpaint]

The speed of this lad

[@JackClishem]

Well I had to get it out for 04/20 . Its a global holiday

[@janjastrzebski1897]

@@JackClishem I theorize two methods for your speed, you either watch the stream and timestamp the moments that you then use in the compilation, or you somehow have a twitch chat filter for all the +2 and -2 moments, from which you then derive the highlights. Either way, your speed is impressive and dedication admirable.

[@SkullyDummy]

Absolute speed demon

[@SgerbwdGwyn]

"I put crack in their dry rub ribs"

[@connoremery9521]

HOW DID HE DO THAT WHIPPED CREAM SOUND THIS MAN IS OTHERWORLDLY

[@stiddleficks4044]

"this is a real crack stream now." 1:27 streamer admits he knows the average price of a G [ON STREAM]

[@keyonhutson1539]

Imagine buying some meth and your dealer just comes up to you and goes "Alright alright I don't got no meth but here's a really shitty dry rub. That'll be seventy bucks."

[@lixx1706]

just getting into jerma, apparently up to 60 insect parts are allowed by the fda in chocolate such as hershyes. No clue as to what's considered a bug part but hey the more you know

[@andremoreau8390]

"I've taken... d-drug- classes!"

[@jaems]

5:59 Jerma985 years old confronts his zoomer audience

[@gordonf5553]

Jerma 985 pounds bc of the whipped cream

[@Borghesi08]

I've said it before, and i'll say it again. If Life only has ONE main character, it's definitely Jerma.

[@dmkmn4612]

u mom

[@kresendoe]

dude tysm for the eating sound warning, doesnt affect me too badly but i have friends with bad misophonia and its nice to see a consideration like that

[@JackClishem]

I really hate it. My entire body wants to invert itself when I hear it

[@clownvictim]

@@JackClishem Yeah I was gonna comment on this too. U a real one Jack 👏

[@douggaudiosi14]

Omg shut up

[@apehawk]

"Backwards F" Has he never seen a scythe?

[@Evilmurderwizard]

his whipped cream can impression is amazing

[@inutero]

brooooo i'm so high on some new new baking soda mix mix right now hoooooly shiiiiit

[@mr.s5165]

How’s your heartburn

[@limaromeo8745]

His twitch chat seems like the type to not know that acid and lsd are the same thing because it has more than one name

[@andremoreau8390]

Jerma spends an hour trying to convince his viewers to huff out of a whip cream can.

[@breadtm1044]

I was about to sit down and watch the full stream on twitch and just as the ad was done I get a notification for this video. Thank you jack!

[@rudeboyspodcast]

21:13 for my favorite bit

[@woozwoo99]

Jerma peer pressures is audience into trying whip its

[@crumblyguy1834]

Jerma unknowingly describing how to do a whip it

[@ganii1804]

"i've taken, uh-" *backtracks* "drug classes"

[@infamousgamer767]

*"don't call me Lego hair"*

[@antoka5375]

14:00 Omg I cant be laughing this early in the morning-

[@GOmegaPHD]

31:31 S H A K E S A C K

[@treefiddy8811]

I recommend watching this whole VOD but this was a great edit :)

[@TheMattyboy55555]

Wow, incredible turnaround time. Thanks Jack!

[@TheAwillz]

“I’ve taken...classes” 😂

[@1942gman]

damn, dude, you're puttin these out real quick. keep up the good work

[@PhantoFantasma]

9:28 jerma claiming to have been alive for a decade, and then correcting that to 20 decades

[@jordanmayberry4510]

Putting out content 3x faster and far more timely than the official 2ndJerma channel, I love you.

[@rullvard8245]

6:40 Wtf is that robot sound he made

[@PsychoxGizmo]

you are the best for putting an eating sound warning, omg!

[@Milkman-bu9es]

I was sitting here mocking how he put Wendy’s in the big 3 but I thought about it and in my town there is a McDonald’s, a gas station Wendy’s 500 feet away, and a Burger King across the street

[@colpekker]

How is this even humanly possible to upload this quickly

[@Heimskiir]

i like how all the censor bleeps are late and dont actually censor anything

[@Bewmbshakalaka]

that eating sound warning... thank you... thank you so much

[@cavauro]

i was about to watch the full thing but had to take a piss and when i came back this was already up

[@mogfodan]

very fast highlights thank you for your service bro

[@willowchair]

This stream was ridiculous and I loved it.

[@THX-1138]

im here because 2ndJerma is hiding the truth.

[@colesolomon2065]

Jack, I have no idea what we'ed do without your work, god bless your soul you magnificent son of a gun

[@kgukkhkhukhukhuhuk9520]

i have the say, the warning for eating sounds was nice. i appreciate that

[@vienna4516]

man you should tottally be making this stuff for main channel, so goood

[@rayozmun8219]

Damn dude your turn around on these streams are pretty insane

[@thebracc1835]

I thought I was watching a video from Jermas channel good shit man lol

[@lainhttps6267]

INSANE streamer teaches CHAT how to do WHIPITS LIVE

[@kangzchan5253]

i can only aspire to entertain myself this fucking much

[@complex-emphasis8986]

Jerma bought too much whipped cream and resorts to selling new baking soda mix

[@rasengdori13]

dude how even

[@thearchitect5405]

It's actually not like 3 or 6 insect legs per Hershey bar, it's allowed up to around 30 insect pieces in a Hershey bar, goes for all other things, increases and decreases depending on the size, it's around 30 for the average Hershey bar.

[@Drennis]

jerma was DEFINITELY on something during this stream

[@chemical_leek]

"And then the aliens pulled up in the War of the Worlds."

[@ronik809]

"the big 3 are wendy's burgerking and mcdonalds" glad im not american it would suck if i couldnt get A&W whenever i please

[@nicklemay8056]

Where we are A&W is just a root beer company, I had no fuckin clue they had food too

[@ronik809]

@@nicklemay8056 last i remember their rootbeer is good but i stopped drinking pop like 5 months ago in an effort to at least halt weight gain

[@andersonjukebox8315]

I'm from California and we have an A&W. They are normally combo'd with KFC.

[@ChargeQM]

A&W is still around but they were muscled out of Phoenix by Culvers and In&Out. Then the Culvers failed. So now there's just an abundance of Wendy's and McDonalds that took the buildings.

[@suspicioususer]

There still around in New England

[@evanhart9735]

The FDA regulation is 90 fragments per 100 grams of chocolate

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

3 bug legs in a hershy's bar sounds better than eating the almond bar, at least it wont feel like the bar is full of stones.

[@borko8325]

9:30 JERMA IS 20 DECADES OLD

[@PhantoFantasma]

>claims to be 10 >corrects that to 200

[@XxThrasherxX420]

Lmfao, all the conversation about whipped cream, half these dudes thought he was talking about whip-its xD

[@JavanPatrickReigner]

that peewee herman bit was legendary

[@antpaste]

8:12 lol ive called my little brother LEGO HAIR before

[@meltedmarshmallows3845]

Alright, hear me out. 5 buildings, right next to each other. Each building is called 1 guy. Each restaurant serves a different type of food. Mexican, Indian, Asian, etc.

[@novus3508]

I am convinced jermas room is a movie set

[@kirbytrooper]

jerma breaks tos emulating whipped cream into mouth

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

I can’t believe no one has done the whipped cream thing.

[@Irishfrasa]

Local streamer violates quarantine to sell drugs, gets tased multiple times.

[@jaywalkersunite]

Jerma has trouble running from the cops because his legs are so short.

[@natthegnat4931]

That whipped cream sound is so good

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

His Schmee voice will never get old to me.

[@Shadowfable1]

13:02 god damn they sacked my boy like some linebackers

[@Guitar_Hero_1999]

the bloodborne joke was such a pleasant surprise

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Jerma is very funny.

[@Masked_SVincent]

It’s okay jerma I did whipped cream and whippets too

[@ALEXGAYMAR2312]

local streamer starts fiending and having withdrawals ON STREAM

[@francesboy2]

The powerpuff girls bit had me crying

[@blantisulatorblanston53]

good job thanks pa

[@charliekill88]

Jerma spitting facts shake shack is only good for the shakes and even then they only have 2 fucking flavors? Like what the fuck? The name of your restaurant is shake shack and you only have 2 fucking flavors?

[@danteezy945]

psychotic streamer demonstrates his actual job

[@pottedplantz622]

Don’t call me LEGO hair