Jerma's Reddit Shelf (Highlights)

someone get this guy outta here
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[@kaledranger18]

One of my favourite types of Jerma bits are when he proudly shows something off but chat just ruthlessly insults him

[@pippywondergirl]

it’s so funny but it makes me sad

[@caboose218]

It's good he can roll with it but chat is just awful to him.

[@wumb]

@@caboose218 chat is unbearable half the time idk how jerma does it

[@jacktenglin2558]

@@wumb chat being mean is half the bit

[@wumb]

@@jacktenglin2558 oh yeah i know I’m usually there helping them

[@bobertp2835]

My favorite jermaism is when he talks about something he likes and then has to defend himself for liking it for the next hour

[@DIGITALSWOON]

more of a chatism, since they attack him for things like this for entire streams

[@stakefr0mjatefarmvods534]

He should feel bad for owning funko pops It's not a reddit thing but fuck funkos

[@Icetea-2000]

@@DIGITALSWOON Yeah I feel bad for him sometimes

[@kendallmatthias9931]

i realize I am kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream new tv shows online?

[@jamesryland7104]

@Kendall Matthias Flixportal :P

[@DIGITALSWOON]

i remember jerma told a story about how Mario RPG is his favorite game because it made him happy when he wasn't doing so well in school, and was bullied a lot. now he's having fun playing games professionally and he's probably never been bullied more in his life than on twitch.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Except now they're the ones giving him the lunch money

[@johnfreeman9349]

some things never change

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@windowsxpbackground8762 hulk ultimate destruction stream

[@Edgar_SB]

​@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero"hey hey, what's the matter, [pause] nerd, here's my lunch money ............also fuck you" - jerma probably (trying to make a joke after seeing this message)

[@Cyynni]

He was so happy about showing the shelf and then it just went fast downhill.

[@extrnalsorce4974]

Jerma didn’t expect this, did he?

[@kys7720]

"I knew i shouldn't have shown you these things" cracks me up

[@sewena]

Jerma is like your 7 year old brother who’s trying to show you his toys and how cool they are but chat is 12 years old and doesn’t play with toys anymore because they’re too cool and old for them but jerma is trying to convince you to play with him still

[@LukaRaphael]

incredibly accurate

[@THEmeepmopmoop]

I’ve experienced exactly what you’re talking about and now I’m sad.

[@LeodSMW]

@@THEmeepmopmoop were you 7 or 12

[@Hugme778]

I was 13 when I stopped playing with toys 😐 😐😐

[@KnoxEmDown]

The fact that he's playing a Marvel game while arguing with chat about the reddit shelf... It makes it even worse.

[@dougmcleod8376]

This game is fucking awesome tho

[@scrumblebump9613]

*better

[@FelipeJaquez]

And hes wearing pajamas too.

[@snicksandstones]

Him trying to name all the ghosts in pacman is the funniest shit ever

[@logandunlap9156]

snusk

[@snicksandstones]

@@logandunlap9156 Logan

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@snicksandstones]

@@BakedBanana oh

[@carson2889]

ralph

[@grunkleg.3110]

In the typical Jerma fashion, as soon as Chat discovered something embarrassing about him, Jerma managed to dig himself into a bigger hole than Chat could've done on their own

[@370joon123]

It's incredible the influence chat has over this man's mind.

[@ed9358]

its so funny because he seemed genuinely proud and excited and thought that we would love it

[@sheehwave]

I came to Jerome's house once on a doctor's visit. He adamantly insisted that he be treated in that very room. I was taken aback at how many of these small figurines were on his shelves. There were at least 100 or more. As he was being treated, he would bring my attention to the plethora of toys. This extended the visit by at least 2 hours. I hope he has recovered from his addiction.

[@donjuan2001]

Did he also vehemently demand that you greet them all individually? I had gone in response to a craigslist ad requesting help around the house, specifically for someone to come and hold him up by the waist so he could change a light bulb in his bedroom, but I ended up staying for the better part of a day due to his repeated insistence that I not sound sarcastic or bored when greeting them so they wouldn't feel offended. Surprisingly that's not even the weirdest aspect, when I had finally finished addressing the funko pops one-by-one he informed me that he no longer needed my assistance as he had a ladder the entire time and could change the light himself without my help. Most eerily, I found that he had put out another ad the following day asking for the exact same thing, claiming his bedroom light had gone out once more and needed someone to come aid him in changing it.

[@DrunkGnu]

@@donjuan2001 late reply, but I fucking love this. creepypasta vibes

[@gmanpizza8181]

@@donjuan2001 you jerma fans are literally so goddamn funny. I love seeing this huge fake stories every time I see them

[@aaaawubadugh8054]

@@gmanpizza8181 every one of these are real what are you on about

[@blair..]

jerma should be the new pogchamp permanently

[@brandonandujar2289]

He'll get canceled after zerking off on stream

[@newdonkshitty]

The ominous music in the background really ties it all together

[@colinmchugh5319]

It’s honestly upsetting how excited he was to show off the shelf only to get relentless bullied by chat lmao

[@Phil-dx8xq]

Jerma’s chat is probably the closest we’ll get to artificially replicating paranoid schizophrenia

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

LSD is closer.

[@xilpes6254]

What's in the box jerma

[@idot3331]

​@@G-Mastah-Fash LSD can probably induce paranoid schizophrenia if you take too much of it (like most psychedelics), but I don't think it should do that normally.

[@hamstersamiright8837]

I always felt bad for Jerma this stream, he just wanted to show his new apartment and I like his Reddit room.

[@m.d.3779]

Hearing Jerma ranting about liking something before Reddit did will never not crack me up

[@billdobbing1999]

The OBS saving a freezeframe of Jermas Soy-Face before he goes into a rant justifying his Reddit shelf is a fantastic piece of unintentional comedy.

[@redbird1577]

Career ending stream moment

[@katekief]

I find it incredibly funny that Twitch chatters are clowning on Reddit like they have any standing in comparison lmao

[@daveholland6293]

Pot meet kettle

[@friendoftheoyster3906]

Jerma’s entire camera lighting setup adds so much. His face shrouded in darkness, as if in shame. the funko pops spotlighted by the eerie glow of the pac man lamp. And then theres his whole ass door taking up a third of the screen.

[@aguyfromnz537]

I thought jerma would be smart enough to remove the step ladder. The joke wrote itself

[@donjuan2001]

I've never been so smugly proud of anything in my life as jerma was of showing chat 4 funko pops and a couple of odd knick knacks on a shelf.

[@johnfreeman9349]

the rare slimer going down in value kills me

[@rigamarooh]

Its worth 11 dollars now

[@johnfreeman9349]

@@rigamarooh he's ruined

[@fishjenga9705]

his boston accent comes out so much when gets actually heated about something

[@den-lavender]

the thumbnail was so well edited that i thought jerma bought anime figurines just for a 1 minute joke on stream

[@JAhz-um7gz]

I like how he fumbles on Protoman but says Sailor Mars with almost no hesitation.

[@laut0]

poor jerma he just wanted to show his toys :( lol

[@anasofiarodriguez5698]

something about him saying "thats a rare pog" just fucking killed me man

[@hotstuff6131]

that frame shift from 4 to 12 funko pops was the funniest thing out of this

[@yuriyuriyuriyuri5002]

This is a modern day Seinfeld bit.

[@kenetickups6146]

Jerma Constanza

[@cood5018]

10:09 is probably one of the greatest camera gags ever

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Jerma digging his own grave for 15 minutes straight

[@Atom_Baum]

-Shows off shelf -Thinks audience will find it cool -Gets called a nerd and a redditor -Has to defend it for an hour -Regrets showing shelf The most Jerma thing ever

[@hopefulfriend4163]

The fact that he sounds so confident about one of the ghosts being named stinky is driving me up the wall.

[@Embattled5211]

I love it when Jerma reads something from chat, when the absolute last thing he should do is read that specific chat message.

[@iannordin5250]

The fact that Jerma most likely constructed a shelf and filled it with generic manchild shit and put a step ladder in front of it all in a ploy to get chat to make fun of him for content is incredible to me.

[@stratospheric37]

I can't tell anymore if he's being genuine or planned all of this before hand

[@lambdacalculus3505]

The step-ladder as a visual gag makes me think he's a mastermind

[@FelipeJaquez]

How do you think he makes a ZILLION DOLLARS MONTHLY ON TWITCH TV

[@kenetickups6146]

4D BRAIN STREAMER

[@cgibabyhand]

13:03 he's been doing the fall joke for DECADES

[@Devon.with.an.i]

I love that the shelf in the reveal is 50% empty

[@Atom_Baum]

Alternate title: Jerma defends himself from accusations of being a redditor and fails miserably.

[@RicardoGonzalez-zf7ts]

twitch chat calling someone a nerd LMAOOOO

[@Regiside0]

Just seeing jerma breakdancing in complete silence in the funko room is enough for me

[@Reac2]

0:42 that's the most unpog pog I've ever seen

[@reubenfromow4854]

“Blinky, Stinky, G-Guppy a-and... uhh Rrralph..?”

[@gfn6656]

Oh my god did he lose the funko pops in the divorce :(

[@catie33336]

i like that jerma just likes things for no reason and doesn't think about it

[@billybois5745]

He's hiding his Chuck-E Cheese prizes on the closet

[@RampantLeaf]

This video displays all five stages of grief

[@TheHunterofmusic]

The fact he didn’t know the pac ghosts names made me irrationally annoyed, I think I’m going insane

[@SoI_Badguy]

RALPH?

[@kirbles2035]

I love how as he's justifying his funko pops it just says "wreckage"

[@dreadmag6372]

The ending absolutely slapped I want him to react to that

[@ghoulsblood]

the hulk background music makes this meltdown even funnier

[@FelipeJaquez]

+2 Jerma editor

[@bruhtholemew]

He's so mad he's making up death threats.

[@ixtlipulido6103]

Hoarder buys a stupid figure for 500 bucks and try’s to say he’s not addicted

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

something incredibly sinister about him doing the pog face with that background and that music

[@deadliestvice5356]

Complete with soy face and all. It's perfect.

[@counterfeit6089]

he totally knew what he was doing

[@Johnson-br2lw]

My boy, cursed from the very beginning

[@sparklepawz1185]

I hope jerma doesn’t stop buying things he likes just because of the “reddit shelf” joke. He just wanted to show off things he liked and thought we’d enjoy too.

[@daveholland6293]

Imagine buying Funko pops lol

[@coolnormalandwelladjusted]

Funkofication

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

This makes me incredibly self conscious about my room. It’s more “reddity” than his by far

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

I wish chat would come to my room and laugh at me too :(

[@123698lol]

nah bro you gotta get rid of that shit. lmfao.

[@leila5927]

@@123698lol uh oh we got the cool police over here guys

[@daveholland6293]

@@leila5927 sneed

[@keyb]

The music makes it SO much better.

[@MadeYouLewk]

as funny as this is it gets kinda obnoxious how much jermas fans just jump at the chance to clown on him for everything. Like I get he rolls with it and is in on the joke most times but this one is just kind of upsetting cause he was just showing off his room and it devolved into this lmao

[@GreaserMan]

Jerma likes Carnage? I always knew he had taste!

[@rewissoftsurve]

This is fuckin great

[@bruhgator]

That opening had me in tears, man

[@robertsides3626]

The Hulk OST in the background makes him sound so delusional.

[@Eyetrauma]

“A live rattlesnake?” I mean, it works for DankPods

[@dangatang0]

What a creep.

[@jont2576]

he defends his funko pops the way the otaku from crayon shin chan and big bang theory would.

[@xxEbonyShardxx]

The fact the word "wreckage" is on screen the entire time he has the 12 out is comedy gold

[@in_faustianwinter]

the hulk music in the background makes this like 10x better for some reason

[@Lecheconqueso]

this is one of th e best jerma compilations on the site thank you

[@MrCrapDude]

So Jerma's a Sailor Moon fan? nice.

[@slippingbugs]

Insane Hoarder makes up orange creature named “Qubert”

[@jamesthehuman3445]

The hulk funko pop is bigger than the rest

[@mattgron6913]

The music is so perfect

[@evening_awning]

12:55 the meltdown starts

[@G1nger11702]

I like his PAC man light. I like qbert too. This was just mean And really funny

[@shannonfick7170]

Jerma getting overly defensive at chat is just like the Hulk raging out at the citizens. Lets just be grateful that Jerma is securely contained.

[@GuyMaleMan]

Its funny because the people who said "nerd" probably have like ten blood borne poster around their house

[@Poliswag7]

Look how proud he is

[@princeofmadness100]

Hes right about the gumby couch

[@reitrace]

CHARACTER / NICKNAME 🔴 - SHADOW "BLINKY" 🟣 - SPEEDY "STINKY" 🔵 - BASHFUL "GUPPY" 🟠 - POKEY " ralph" ⚪ 🟡🔴🟣🔵🟠 ▫️ 10 pts ⚪ 50 pts

[@elgavgav]

This has to be the hardest I've laughed at Jerma in a while

[@mokingit578]

I bet jerma Zerks off on that step ladder

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

Jerma

[@SurvisCallus]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse if they mix they make Jerma

[@Chance0]

thanks so much for this lmao

[@JimJamMS]

"I only have 4 funko pops!" Yeah and that's four too many.

[@cleverusername6550]

Cant wait for Jermas room to turn into the Deake and Josh room when they sold illegal george foreman grills knockoffs.

[@jake-fj2zi]

poor jerma

[@DIGITALSWOON]

people give jerma too much crap for his analogies. with the whole 3oz of gold vs a funko pop thing he's literally only asking if you'd rather just have some amount of money or spend it on something you want.

[@Pluelul]

I only know who qubert is because of wreck it ralph and my mom said she liked it and i was like tf gamer mom moment

[@MrSinfold]

that is a reddit shelf for sure

[@akoyash9964]

i love the puppacino name and avatar

[@willprice9074]

The Reddit room grows in places we do not see not for lack of knowledge of them but for fear of them

[@petefunnyjoke]

Blinky, Stinky, Doppy and Ralph

[@Megamon0001]

Chat lives in jerma’s head rent free