Who Wants a Million Neurons

I don't do shapes.
Editor: Jack Clishem
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Originally Streamed August 11th 2023
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[@aortaplatinum]

Jerma seems like the type of contestant who goes on and answers the first question with full smirking confidence and gets it wrong and the rest of the episode is a different contestant

[@troglodytee]

this is making me laugh uncontrollably because its so spot on

[@AdamKlownzinger]

That would be the first and last time a redditor goes outside

[@Tgungen]

And have a prolonged conversation with the host before that

[@bluhedgy]

read this right as he got the olympics ww2 question wrong (the first question)

[@iexistiguess8676]

@@AdamKlownzinger😅pruo😅😅😅 tff😅rosrrou😅😅😅 😅yor😅tr

[@Tjthemedic]

Jerma thinks it's A. Phone-a-friend thinks it's D. Jerma picks C. It's D.

[@lrizzard]

and then complains

[@surkey5055]

​@@lrizzardc for complain

[@best5434]

Jerma thinking panettone is a person killed me

[@dagothkronk348]

of course he would mix that up, people are his favorite food

[@jkhaeros]

Because obviously panettone is a proper noun...

[@best5434]

@@dagothkronk348 Always using that meat grinder to its full capacity

[@vepply]

yeah lmao

[@lordskeletor481]

also him thinking taffeta is a bread and mispronouncing it like that.

[@Kadulikan]

Jerma instantly knows who co-wrote "Singing in the Rain" but doesn't know when World War II happened. Incredible

[@G00FYG4UH3V]

Am I just insane or did you seriously just make a damn Rain World reference in this comment? I guess the title correlates with 5P?

[@zhankazest]

@@G00FYG4UH3V What? What are you talking about? What? What? What? What? rain world andy

[@andrix7777]

@@G00FYG4UH3V wait what's the reference??? i get the title thing but what about the comment??? singing in the "rain" "world" war two????

[@T.Hebert]

@@G00FYG4UH3VBro is going insane

[@Adam-yr2nq]

@@G00FYG4UH3V You may be insane

[@GeeNo_]

Jerma considering Huckleberry Finn as Don Quixote's sidekick has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in all week.

[@illeagalbeagle]

I can never tell if he's joking or just genuinely dumb 😭

[@gray._]

"ukell-ell"

[@KenLinx]

I don't know the answer to that question because I'm a zoomer and that book wasn't required reading for me.

[@kindacruise]

@@KenLinx the book is called "the adventures of huckleberry finn" he isnt gonna be the sidekick

[@blahl9436]

@@KenLinx Don Quixote is a Spanish novel so you can just rule out the English names

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Jerma bragging about having a million neurons reminds me of my little niece who, when she wants to emphasize that she’s REALLY good at something, will say she’s “a thousand good” at it.

[@jda3595]

LMAOOO I'm gonna use that from now on

[@odile2odette]

she’s so right…

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@odile2odetteshe’s everyone’s favorite little monster

[@HalfMoonProphet]

Put that on her resume when she starts job searching.

[@piskelo10]

​@@HalfMoonProphet"a thousand- no, a MILLION good at market research!!"

[@nate_venture]

That million dollar question is fucked. Even going to look into the answer for real, you'd have to understand that they're only counting the theatrical releases (including the 1 live-action movie) plus the direct-to-video releases that are at least 70 minutes long. The 67 minute long one? Doesn't count. That's the only way to quantify them that adds up to 10. But nobody in their right mind would explicitly remember not only ALL of those movies, but know the runtimes of all the direct-to-video releases and understand that 70 minutes was often considered the cutoff point for a full-length film but only as a rule of thumb because there aren't hard rules on that. Complete bullshit question.

[@Otakupatriot117]

I counted 9, and I was being lenient counting things like the Heffalump Halloween movie. I have no idea where they got 10 from.

[@nate_venture]

@@Otakupatriot117 I just checked it out on Wikipedia. There are 5 animated feature films, plus the live action Christopher Robin film. Then exactly 4 direct-to-video films have runtimes of 70 minutes or more: Pooh's Grand Adventure (1997), Seasons of Giving (1999), The Book of Pooh (2001), and Super Duper Super Sleuths (2010). 4 just totally arbitrary home videos. There are 5 other home videos with too short of runtimes to count. And it HAS to be those movies, including the live action one. Because the next longest runtime of a direct to video release is 67 minutes, but there are 2 of them with that. So if you cut the live action one out (so 9 total) the next thing to add would actually put you at 11. So again, you'd never EVER get this question unless you not just knew ALL of these films, but the runtimes and the unofficial qualification for them to be 70 minutes minimum. Oh and by the way for maximum bullshit, 2 of the theatrically released films are 68 minutes and 63 minutes long, falling below that line. So I guess you could cut the live-action and the 63 minute one, and arbitrarily make the cutoff 67 minutes to still count to 10. Because it's all total nonsense.

[@huhusmremre]

Exactly, the only way to get 10 out of the 15 released is if you DON'T count the five direct to video ones that are under 70 minutes long, but DO count the two theatrical releases that are under 70 minutes, because... they were in theaters so they count by default I guess? This is a bullshit question, good lord.

[@endaburns2121]

sounds like a skill issue to me

[@BierBart12]

Not even the real show is THAT bullshit, that's incredible

[@floralfox]

i love how he says he’s going to do great at all the food questions, and then never gets any of them right💀

[@dandumb]

and is never able to identify that the item of food being named is in fact food

[@floralfox]

@@dandumb’i dont know who that is’ -jerma talking about a food

[@bezee5313]

his knowledge of food consists of food network

[@DarkMartio]

If the game had a single Cathy Mitchell question, though...

[@leomorris7573]

nice icon, how do you feel about alive cats?

[@riovevo]

"It's C, I would bet my life on it" dies anyway

[@chocolateb0nes403]

obsessed with the implication of instead of losing the show the host just fucking GETS you. Jerma's version of the show would definitely play out that way.

[@computer-love]

HELLFIRE TBE

[@JBLZFTW]

@@chocolateb0nes403 you thought this was a gameshow. Your test begins now.

[@munchycrunchybread]

​​@@JBLZFTW"in this buzzer button, there is *GYAS*"

[@BierBart12]

The Blood Quiz

[@TJT156]

"The human brain contains 86 billion neurons" Editors notes correcting Jerma's claim that human brains are packed with trillions of neurons was the cherry on top of the whole million neurons bit.

[@rajkolandon5113]

Mine has at least 86,000,000,001 neurons

[@fungusonus]

​@@rajkolandon5113mine has 86,000,000,001 + 1 neurons

[@rajkolandon5113]

@@fungusonus kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3y9eGWtl6Zlis0si=wDBmVMtnVElNPa7I

[@Uncle_Bupkis]

@@fungusonus Oh yeah? Well my brain has 86,000,000,001 + 1 + INFITIY neurons 😏

[@soupcangaming662]

@@Uncle_Bupkis infitiy

[@mablungbalrog424]

whoever made these manga questions is on to some pretty tricky stuff. Gunnm is known as "Battle Angel Alita" in the west, so someone might answer that question as "Alita" because that's her name in English, but her name is actually Gally in Japanese. I wonder who they hired to make these manga questions.

[@Orteal]

GALLY??? THATS MY BAME I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT ANYWHERE ELSE

[@goobius]

how did grandma know this

[@cheyannei5983]

​@@goobiusgrandma would yell "do you think you've discovered something?!" as she leaves the room to go get something in the kitchen

[@JackFroster]

As a British person I can tell people that yes 'too many cooks spoil the broth' is a real often said saying but no one on this fucking planet has ever said 'before you can say Jack Robinson' before.

[@bobertbolero]

That was just so appalling he never heard the too many cooks phrase, it's used in the US as well

[@_moonmoth]

@@bobertbolero There's also that famous Adult Swim short based on that saying

[@bobertbolero]

@@_moonmoth just watched now, thanks for infecting me with that song lol

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

@@bobertbolerotoo many cooks, toooo many cooks

[@noyz-anything]

"before you can say" can go before anything and it will mean the same thing

[@qweniverelefever62]

Even during the Pink Panther question, I myself went "Oh yeah, because he's trying to steal the PINK PANTHER DIAMOND, so it's the name of the thief." Then realised what I just did after Jerma answered the question.

[@quackeyoss]

im crying at the "judging by how i just pronounced that name i definitely not know WHO this is" at panettone (sweet bread used in christmas season)

[@victoriouswinner7745]

jerma is the type of guy to choke on neutrons

[@makitard]

is he a zombie?

[@victoriouswinner7745]

@@makitard he looks like one

[@troglodytee]

because he is so small

[@endaburns2121]

I'd choke on his neutrons 😩

[@wren000]

@@troglodyteehe is so small and petite

[@NathanTheMan]

Jerma’s eventually gonna have a stream where he’s placed in a fake classroom and is forced to relearn everything that he forgot.

[@somebandicoot2723]

Reminds me of the time when I phoned Jerma for help on the million dollar question. He just played a scream and fart compilation in the mic for 30 straight seconds for the live audience to hear. Needless to say, I did not in fact win the million dollars.

[@piskelo10]

Why didn't you hang up

[@spawnpoint111]

@@piskelo10he loved it

[@BonBonToro]

My condolences

[@endaburns2121]

That was the answer. You should have listened to him.

[@nikoline3017]

sorrows, prayers 😔

[@LargeSauce]

His pronunciation of ukelele brought me to tears

[@sbilldmilk]

It's him, he's the first sauce. the mother sauce

[@bug-bonic]

i'm begging for the timestamp

[@BigSadClownBoi]

@@bug-bonic 32:54

[@bug-bonic]

@@BigSadClownBoi wow that was more awful than i could've imagined. what's wrong with him

[@dgc622]

Considering he lost, looks like Jerma picked "Alderaan" answers

[@bugbug44]

you’re gonna wake up with a lot of sand in your mouth

[@Kaanfight]

I love how jerma is so sure that dantooine is an obvious fake answer then gets immediately owned

[@theuncalledfor]

I was figuratively screaming at the screen that Alderaan is the planet she was trying to protect by giving out the (fake) location of the rebel base.

[@ThatGirlYouForgot]

That Road Runner question is objectively wrong. Everyone knows the Road Runner says "Meep! Meep!"

[@endaburns2121]

I'd say its more "Meep Meep!" There isn't really a pause between the meeps

[@niccolobardini8905]

It's not Logan, it's Logan's Monster

[@nat298]

The funniest thing about this game is that the protagonist is constantly saying things like “I’d stake my life on it” when you are the least sure you’ve ever been about anything in your entire life

[@CalciumOxyde]

My favorite part is when he gets a question wrong and loses.

[@nothing4mepls973]

The whole video?

[@hi_crow]

The whole video?

[@frogoolthefrog5604]

The whole video?

[@Cruxin]

The whole video?

[@mossbergr]

The whole video?

[@Limentum]

I literally watched Logan in theatres, but was still surprised when James Logan wasn't the correct answer LMAO

[@amoose8439]

I feel like Jerma lives under the Silver Porch Bridge. Waiting. Watching.

[@IvanVKlik]

he lives under the Queensboro Bridge and you can visit him, bring 15 dollars and he'll give you a special surprise ;)

[@mariya_tortilla]

You get taffeta bread if you get there early

[@uncledaisy]

​@@IvanVKlik That's where he famously met Adem Eget

[@aturchomicz821]

Nah he lives in "Broker" in Liberty City for sure😳😳 *Plays Police Radio Broker soundbyte*

[@doifhg]

I love that this stream can be summarized as jerma being asked a question, having 100% confidence in his answer, debating the answer for 10 minutes, then getting it wrong anyway

[@StathamFPS]

"dantooine is a real place?" no jerma. its not

[@couchmaster3773]

I love how they called Zelda for her wisdom.

[@homicidalgeorge]

jerma not knowing when ww2 started is probably the worst jerma moment ever

[@hi-uf5hc]

20:10 jerma's bostonisms accidentally make him say "manga" with the correct japanese accent and everything, truly a cultured man

[@ZachAttack6089]

20:35

[@gavryy2549]

I’ve never been more frustrated at someone’s lack of random useless knowledge

[@TheWrathAbove]

It's the confidence in which he's wrong

[@mrpuddingpop1]

It’s like he’s been in a small white box up until he has to play who wants to be a millionaire

[@TheTomshep2]

Him justifying why he doesn't know when WW2 was by saying he hasn't been in a classroom in years 💀

[@walpinsta]

Jerma Knows Berserk Isn't a shonen but doesn't know what a Ukulele is

[@Patrick.Weightman]

28:15 This dude deadass said the Da Vinky meme

[@kaizerdeath12]

Jerma's last words: "It's all semantics anyway, a spitting cobra and a corn snake are basically the same."

[@Riot_Police]

I shouted out "ENDOR" when the Wookies question came up, listening in the background. Not even an option.

[@oxidestudios9878]

I would like a million neurons please, funny goblin man

[@Gnomie445]

NO THEIR MINE

[@oxidestudios9878]

​@Gnomie445 listen here you little Honky Donky bastard, I asked the goblin man first.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

this video is your brain on neuron juice

[@ante6892]

I bet jerma keeps a collection of neurons in jars.

[@makitard]

those are called brains

[@makitard]

without the jar part

[@ante6892]

@@makitard he probably has some of those in jars too.

[@imotekh6110]

Jerma's patchwork knowledge of basic history and pop culture are genuinely astonishing. He could know the most archaic bullshit, but also may never seen Ukulele spelled.

[@guag308]

How the fuck does he not know what a ukulele is

[@Stereo6400]

imagine you call the granddaughter and you hear infant noises on the other line

[@blooberri666]

i love that he doesnt know anything, hes so relatable

[@waxblast7528]

"I havent sat at a desk at a school for 20 years therefore I shouldn't remember when ww2 was"

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Why is no one talking about how weird the host is. 2:22 What an insane thing to say between questions, why would anyone who isn’t a Robot ever say that

[@npenplz]

ai generated transitions

[@Clover_Tea]

24:25 I love how bewildered he sounds when asking, "What is a 'Mother Sauce'??"

[@theuncalledfor]

I would guess that a mother sauce is a sauce used for making other sauces. But hollandaise does not seem to fit that definition? Or is that one also used for making other sauces? I am confused.

[@Clover_Tea]

​@theuncalledfor I think you're pretty much correct about what a Mother Sauce is, and Hollandaise is one of the five. I looked it up because I remember this game not always being correct about which answers are right and wrong (and 'cause I didn't know what a Mother Sauce was =)).

[@theuncalledfor]

​@@Clover_Tea Ah, I see. Thank you for this info!

[@Clover_Tea]

@@theuncalledfor Yeah, no problem!

[@AdamFunk]

> CS Lewis > Lewis Carroll "I don't know who any of these people are."

[@lauchlanbagley1934]

not jerma bragging about having the same approximate neuron count as a cockroach

[@troglodytee]

earwig brain

[@surkey5055]

​@@troglodyteeit's because they ate most of it

[@Captain_Bobvious]

Holy shit, they hit us with the "first sauce" question

[@spawnpoint111]

Father dollar

[@papertowels9162]

What is the first sauce?

[@Emanuel08820]

​@@papertowels9162John Sauce

[@MusashiW-ec2yn]

i love how you can clearly see and hear Jerma pause and wait for the right answers from his twitch chat, until they purposefully give him the wrong answers haha

[@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226]

27:03 reminder that Binding of Isaac is one of Jerma's most played games ever, and he doesn't know what Diplopia is

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

literally the only reason i know what that is is because of isaac

[@stephanieexists]

I’m pretty sure “Di” is a prefix meaning two (or double), so that’s how I figured it was that!

[@karti9117]

40:32 Never been more proud to have seen the coca cola espuma meme. Inferred that meaning like I was on a damn lifeline.

[@goldenpothos4290]

YESSSS ME TOO :D

[@Solanum_Proto]

I saw the question and the answer a and said coca cola espuma out loud

[@Mackenzie002]

Jerma is so naturally funny

[@shannonrobbins59]

Yes

[@Mackenzie002]

@@shannonrobbins59 did he eat the other passengers on the plane ?

[@BloodyAshes]

There is nothing natural about jerma.

[@joemamacaprisun]

@@BloodyAshes thank you, Bloody Ashes!

[@MyloMyloMylo]

*making a total guess about a manga he knows nothing about nor recognizes the source material of* *gets it wrong* “What the fuck.”

[@redbuck1385]

I'm more shocked he thought it was a person in real life who came from a constellation.

[@trixsomethingsomething2095]

I like how the Ant-Man part is the most replayed.

[@tales_and_tea441]

This video is so painful to watch when you know the right answer

[@thatguyoversea]

I don't know why, but jerma explaining the 'Million Neurons' joke at around 7:30 just made me smile. Genuinely. I don't know why, it just felt happy.

[@ApocalypseMoose]

Jerma Neuron: Boy Ungenius

[@atimholt]

I clicked the “Translate to English” link under your comment, and nothing changed.

[@benjibutt5796]

this comment made me laugh really hard, thanks for that

[@UnderseaDee]

glad I'm not the only one who has "when i was a young warthog" as the only line from Lion King I remember consistently

[@Redbikemaster]

When he was a young warthog

[@Hoodied]

"I really feel like playing who wants to be a millionaire!" - Man who knows NOTHING!

[@---rm8do]

I cant believe Jerma missed the Lewis Carroll question; he's basically a creature from Wonderland himself

[@wealthybone2990]

Honestly I really enjoyed him playing this game, it's nice to see him playing these type of games.

[@xx8107]

I like that he gets flustered by the samosa question and claims he “doesn’t do shapes” and the shapes are square, rectangle, triangle, and cylinder… that’s some basic shit jerm!

[@Fireshock20]

Don't be too hard on him, Jerma flunked kindergarten.

[@creativ9761]

That quote only starts to make sense when you realize he doesn't know what a samosa is. He just assumed it was a fancy name for one of those shapes.

[@derk.ex.machina]

bro really does have a million neurons

[@fullcrustrocket]

Jerma fucking up who made I WANT IT THAT WAY is so funny

[@sbraypaynt]

35+ year old man, presumably partially educated “I don’t do shapes guys”

[@ArrowArchitect]

Happy Hogmanay everyone

[@jda3595]

jerma Is amazing I hope he becomes a human someday

[@Redbikemaster]

A real boy

[@Vulioll]

8:45 - 10:00 The fact that he refuses to say 69 for the rest of the question, even if its the right answer

[@Poopman21377]

"Detective but its not detective its thief" that is a complete Jerma sentence

[@moonman2183]

40:35 As soon as I saw the word "espuma" on screen, I just started thinking about that clip of that coke can exploding please someone else tell me they know what I'm talking about

[@MBCollector672]

dude that's literally EXACTLY my thought process too i tried to think about what was in that video and the only answer was foam

[@weenislol]

COCA COLA ESPUMA 😃

[@moonman2183]

@@weenislol e x a c t l y

[@Regulith]

remember: if you mumble something under your breath, nobody will notice that you don't know how to pronounce it

[@poppysilver]

how does he not know when WW2 was

[@Juliaawesome1]

He's so unread it's insane.

[@ZomborgYT]

As an Italian when he thought panettone was a person, I died and slumped off of my chair.

[@Xzeihoranth]

"It all ends here for you." the judge says. Just like that, Swim is sunk.

[@stalka929]

I found it hilarious that you were doing okay, and then decided you wanted it simpler and removed a bunch of topics. Once you did that, you barely ever made it past the first question 😂

[@ranga05]

he looks like a dinosaur in thumbnail

[@Impact_Player]

One day Jerma986 will be released, then we'll all be sorry.

[@questionablename568]

it feels like jerma explained the million neuron bit to avoid sounding egotistical but ironically man sounded like “… but achktually the average human has trillions of neurons ☝️🤓”

[@MandrakeHorse]

39:13 This is terrific smash cut after Jerma enables the Olympic Games category

[@joemamacaprisun]

He doesn't know what a ukulele is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ouwle6618]

Jerma is the third Da Vinci brother

[@Gormfeld]

I can't believe Jerma hasn't seen Too Many Cooks! One of the greatest films of all time!

[@willytor7899]

the prequel to monsters inc should have been monsters LLC

[@painhammerrocketfist]

HIS NAME IS LOGANS MONSTER

[@sansprobus7209]

Jerma is why Gatekeeping is good. No one gatekept him from saying he liked food or movies, and so he was an obnoxious moron about being an idiot.

[@Odyanii]

The way he starts out cutting everything down to mostly pop culture categories, and by the end has removed almost all of them feels like a perfect summary of anytime he talks to chat about pop culture on stream.

[@BeyondBaito]

Jerma would be the guy to use his call line for the first question and still get it wrong

[@bjartskular749]

Jerma has heard of 3 things total

[@qweniverelefever62]

JERMA SING MORE I WANT IT THAT WAY

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Jerma not knowing that DC Comics is like half of superheroes

[@slick3996]

how has Jerma NEVER heard of an ukulele? in his entire 40 years on this planet???

[@gall9had]

jerma bitching about the antman thing as if it was a tiny, blink and you'll miss it detail instead of literally the entire plot

[@Hank..]

Jerma's the kinda guy to get that Family Guy trivial pursuit question "what color is a firetruck?" and still get it wrong

[@ShuckleShellAnemia]

CHEATING streamer turns chat to emote-only and IMMEDIATELY starts missing questions

[@FeenieVonKarma]

2:02 OK there's some UK centric questions in this, and yet this one flew RIGHT over my head, the fuck??

[@rileyyyyh]

it is D i think, welllll actually i’m sure if it ! 🤓

[@noaag]

Married to Zelda POG

[@Jordan-rb28]

Aer O'Plane 😂😂😂

[@donutsteelthisname1088]

8:42 why did he say ronald reagan like that

[@johnwarthunder1990]

how does this guy even function on a daily basis

[@МаксимЦветков-г9ч]

Same question, ngl