Jerma Streams - A Little To The Left

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. A Little To The Left 2. Super Psycho Baseball kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2LSlaiBoZ54has 11:46 A Little To The Left

[@neore]

thank you Jerma Stream Archive

[@ItRhymesWith]

Baseball, you say?

[@honeycomb937]

@@ItRhymesWith i can't believe he managed to get two in there this time

[@ItRhymesWith]

@@honeycomb937 truly one of the most dedicated streamers of his planet

[@yiff]

Is it just me or does this stream have an abnormally high amount of ads? (one after almost every level) Sometimes even two separate ad triggers in a row (eg shows me an ad at the end of a level, then a fraction of a second after skipping it shows me another ad, like they're two separate sections instead of one immediately after the other)

[@icarish]

jerma the type of guy to eat poisonous berries because they look like nonpoisonous berries but instead of spitting them out he insists he's fine and they're normal berries as he gets visibly sicker and sicker

[@wrennie2431]

you know what... you're right

[@ducky-iu2pu]

EAT THE RASPBERRIES DONT EAT THE RASPBERRIES THEY'RE POSION

[@TheManinBlack9054]

@@wrennie2431 ok

[@stereoplexus]

Jerma isn't always the brightest

[@firstlast9500]

“They taste like burning”

[@pootytang69]

Watching him sort the books was like watching one of those mobiles game ads where someone plays the game so bad it pisses you off and compels you to buy the game to prove it isn't as hard as they make it look.

[@hamchurger4566]

the worse part is when he had it right then fucked it up

[@wyv3rn1]

scary accurate description

[@pissfi]

I remember when someone said this about his powerwash simulator gameplay and he proceeded to deny it for 10 minutes straight

[@ItsRyanHello]

This literally describes every "_____ Simulator" stream

[@iheartme6110]

Thankfully I had house flipper on game pass because after watching him play, it implanted an itch into my brain I couldn’t scratch unless I played the game myself

[@ollieeeeeeeee]

he may not be able to recognize a pattern, but he could dodge a battle axe

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

only once though. He wouldn't be able to recognize the attack pattern of multiple swings.

[@Samookely]

and jump back and smoke a cigarette

[@HalidYusein]

Allegedly

[@TheLateLordKardok]

@@banaanzxcvbnm And if the enemy had a really big wind-up with that battle axe, he'd be screwed.

[@idkhonestly7163]

He was raised to be the perfect psychopath

[@JaretGrinds]

30 something year old man does dementia exercises and gets screamed at by chat

[@Nattters]

dementia exercises i- 😂😂😂

[@zeronxepher4167]

*by the voices in his head.

[@NikkiDoesStufff]

My grandma has dementia. She would solve these twice as fast.

[@RareEpicness]

he's almost 40

[@zeronxepher4167]

@@NikkiDoesStufff I thought you said she'd solve it twice, because she'd forget that she solved it already 💀

[@thebleachbartender1312]

This is like watching a fly try to fly out of a window but it keeps on missing and hitting the wall.

[@chroma_ky]

'the only thing that is cooking is his brain' -a fellow chatter

[@ItsRyanHello]

its being low broiled by the hot air and steam in his head

[@shelby5809]

chat replay is a godly function

[@CharlesBeefy]

After viewing this, I can confidently say Jerma operates at a ratio of 85% Smart Fella/15% Fart Smella. Very impressive numbers for a chimp!

[@mellowmelly9258]

i love this measurment

[@elitebrothers4256]

Nah bro it's at least 25% fart smella

[@DatWingMan]

Naw bro it’s at least 50% fart smella

[@Markm8]

I agree

[@killthemtodayrightnowtoday]

do you think they sacrifice babies at the denver airport

[@seansurrency668]

not to be over dramatic but having the game in the background as ambient noise was actually quite nice. the second I started watching him actually solve the puzzles made me want to turn inside out.

[@shelby5809]

god this comment is so powerful

[@plokijum]

When you’re listening, you enjoy his voice but when you’re watching, you understand the chat’s frustration.

[@gracejordan110]

Exactly, I fell asleep to it then went back to watch the next day… regretted that

[@berkeleyisonline160]

please let this be a normal chill stream... with the jerm? NO WAY

[@117johnpar]

Cruisin on down mainstreet~

[@haydechman]

He's chillin

[@Nijht]

With the Jerm? Un-fucking-likely, dude.

[@shelby5809]

@@117johnpar we're relaxing, feeling good

[@plokijum]

@@shelby5809we’re stressed. So. So stressed.

[@mlntcake7291]

Watching jerma sort the books felt a lot longer than 15 minutes

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

it goes on for 15 minutes? Oh god

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

update I'm currently at 2:25:00 and require therapy. The CIA should use this and the unpacking video as a torture method.

[@mlntcake7291]

@@banaanzxcvbnm Play jerma’s singing in the background for 24 hours while they are forced to watch this stream, great way to make anyone go insane

[@hydnumm9219]

@@banaanzxcvbnm AND Jerma trying to solve the korok forest in BOTW

[@DatWingMan]

It’s like those ads where the person plays so bad it makes you want to download the app and do it yourself.

[@mellowmelly9258]

i love that you can see the gears clicking and whirring in his head in real time EDIT: on my life i saw smoke come out of his ears

[@DarkSnideoftheRainbow]

Clockwork Andy

[@helsturm5867]

The gears sound just like his washing machine.

[@rottengrapes8605]

steam powered andy

[@SonicMaster519]

Jeremy steam powered machine

[@scoobysnax]

it's cause they let him cook too long

[@coolest_turtle]

The fact that its so hard for him to recognize basic patterns is bewildering

[@laynewhite626]

"he's" not human that's why

[@Theeclarencebird]

It’s the adhdsm

[@roninnozlo9544]

incorrect my neurodivergent ass has fun sorting an entire supply closet

[@Wepawnet]

@@Theeclarencebird?

[@JohnnyApplesauce1]

​@@roninnozlo9544oh my god its a queer!

[@CalicoBloo]

25,000 people scream at Jerma to move something a little to the left

[@QwertyQwerty-fr4yz]

I like how jerma chose this game to chill, but in the end he somehow managed to just struggle through the puzzles.

[@117johnpar]

If Jerma says its a chill stream, bring some advil. Its gonna be a rough one. Likely to go completely unhinged within the first hour.

[@plokijum]

Stressful

[@turbosoggy8404]

Jerma is the ultimate playtester. Developers should send their games to him to find out what parts are even mildly ambiguous or confusing. For instance, he got confused on how to properly line the keys up in the puzzle with the keys, so they should’ve put little hooks there to hang them on so he knew what spots they could be placed in.

[@evancrew1234]

This is ironically the most anxiety-inducing jerma stream I have ever watched

[@5footsomething]

chat had me mad giggling like a fool when he'd start messing up everyone would just start screaming PLEASE STOP LETTING HIM COOK ‼️

[@dannysankyu]

mad gigglin like a fool while watching jerma together 🤭

[@shelby5809]

best profile pciture

[@briannairb793]

You can still see the chat with the chatreplay extension :)

[@thebradzone3922]

knew this was gonna be a banger stream as soon as he said "how do i know where the beginning is" on that 3rd puzzle lmao

[@toddbevan]

Incredible to watch someone simultaneously overthink and underthink. Edit: By the toolbox I have to assume he gets sick pleasure from winding up chat.

[@4rumani]

Sometimes you can see him smiling when he's pretending to be stupid

[@hamchurger4566]

@@4rumaniand that is somehow more fustrating

[@NikkiDoesStufff]

@@4rumani yes…. Pretending… that’s what this was

[@turbosoggy8404]

@@4rumani I don’t think he’s pretending I think he just cannot focus properly on puzzles due to his ADHD. At least, if he does pretend sometimes, he’s not pretending all the time

[@iCat4Ever]

@@turbosoggy8404 nah I have adhd and this vid made me angry 😭😭

[@error13_genderexpunged]

My favorite part is at 2:47:13 where he fumbles the end of the puzzle for four minutes straight, all whilst repeatedly gloating that he's finished it and owned the doubters, proudly smiling at every false victory

[@error13_genderexpunged]

"every single one of you just lost... there's just a few little things missing"

[@p0pm1st56]

i ended up taking a nap to this stream and at one point i sorta woke up and saw him sorting the books and then, what felt like 30 min later, woke up again to see him still doing it. can't believe it was only 15 min

[@badwifi931]

Omg i just made the same comment cuz same here

[@mlillard]

every single person is my enemy

[@bastard6805]

Harvy

[@Theconfusedace]

E E e e

[@plokijum]

My enemy~

[@sharklover2984]

genuinely started crying watching this

[@shelby5809]

out of frustration or what...?

[@sharklover2984]

@@shelby5809 yeah out of frustration lol

[@qquanzaa]

someone understands

[@epitaph8704]

Jerma is living proof against marijuana legalization

[@bensosnowski1128]

?

[@nazauwu6431]

@@bensosnowski1128 its the cbt oil dude

[@gracejordan110]

@@nazauwu6431 they do WHAT with the oil

[@corpseparty0u0]

this stream raised my blood pressure, my heart was beating like I did Pilates by the end of it and my head hurt from scrunching my brow to kingdom come. today I learned I have a tremendous amount of patience until it comes to watching someone else solve a puzzle.

[@Frosty_Jockey]

Just in case people wonder: 'retro' is something new that is made to look old, while 'vintage' is something that's at least 20 years old. The next step after vintage is 'antique', which is something that's at least 100 years old. The first electric blender would be considered antique (1922). It's first version was used for milkshakes.

[@meeowvi]

this is actually really interesting ty! i never knew the specific differences between each word

[@TheRealBatabii]

most stuff I've seen in antique stores is less than 100 years old

[@tinyheartbag6778]

as frustrating as this stream was i adored it genuinely. im here to rewatch it it wasnso satisfying and a ton of fun.

[@darkpyro786]

Either he drugged you and forced you to say this or your heart and your mind are at odds, because that spelling towards the end is sus

[@tinyheartbag6778]

@@darkpyro786 jerma would never do that to anyone i promise its 100% my reL feelings

[@dannysankyu]

@@tinyheartbag6778 respond if you’re being held captive

[@drenn.]

@@tinyheartbag6778 blink twice and throw it back if you're being held captive

[@kaidkaid88]

Literally! This and hylics are my absolute favorite jerma streams.

[@HMR422]

1:05:28 The moment where he pins a "-2" message from a chatter without noticing it. 1:12:31 for the mental breakdown

[@sapphinese]

After taking comp sci, I was feeling bad about my pattern recognition skills, but watching jerma limp through this game really makes me feel a lot better about my own abilities.

[@jukeboxjoel1294]

every time he'd get stuck my brain would start to itch and i had to look away for my own health

[@turbosoggy8404]

He’s rubbing his brain cells together so hard trying to get them to spark

[@Wizard_mouse]

This stream invokes the same emotions as watching a dog get into the trash through a security camera and in your mind your just begging it to stop but you know you can’t do anything

[@crptpyr]

"I have to put the pencil shavings back on the pencil?" dear lord Jeremy

[@TheRealBatabii]

to be fair, that part was an annoying red herring that I figured out purely by accident

[@0ldsp00n7]

the best part of the entire tool puzzle segment was watching him go ‘OH GOD PLEASE GOD NO’ in his head everytime a tool fell

[@duxwontobey4887]

this relaxing game made me actually genuinely get a fucking headache

[@zapcoolman8816]

the book sorting bit was the most agonizingly frustrating thing i have ever seen in my life, he even almost had it in the first like 5 minutes

[@117johnpar]

Oh god, its another "Chill stream" Which means its going to get absolutely unhinged.

[@117johnpar]

20 minutes in and its off the rails already.

[@AegisRick]

Seriously that book part had me actually frustrated every time he grabbed a mirrored piece and put it on the same side.

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Jerma is literally the guy in the ad that can't play the game so he gets you enticed to play the game and win it yourself.

[@Psykoses]

First streamer I've watched that hasn't bragged about their non-existent OCD

[@killdestroy69]

I got so tense when he started talking about how he freaks out over books not being lined up correctly. the dreaded "i'M sO oCd hAhA"

[@reggievideos]

This is how it felt to be tested for ADHD

[@Jamey-1967]

Painful watch as always Jeremy! Keep it up

[@deers_ears]

2:58:09 Jerma sings Oh The Misery

[@dsuafuahsfouasfha8395]

watching this stream made me question how he was able to do the baseball or dollhouse streams, My favorite man child

[@the32bitguy]

IV drip of both Xanax and Adderall under his clothes

[@IronShigeru]

I like how he says it's gonna be a chill stream, and by 40 mins in he's putting himself under stress because he's trying to prove he's not an idiot by timing himself, and then failing.

[@gravel100]

i often watch vods in chunks like an hour or so every day, so its always a treat to start a new vod and see the intro screen for the first time in a while, with all the planets and the music and apologising for being late. very comforting

[@sh0gun___]

Just 8 days into the new year and Jerma already gives us a strong contender for worst stream of 2023.

[@hamchurger4566]

i dont think this will be, the worst streams are normally the forgettable ones and this stream made me too mad to forget about it

[@aliceiscalling]

@@hamchurger4566 The Baby Sensory Videos stream

[@hamchurger4566]

@@aliceiscalling i think that stream massively improved when he put it on x2 speed. My first thought was the mythbusters game stream

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

“Oh the misery” segment lifted this stream out of the depths

[@20jumps]

​@@hamchurger4566yea that one was mid

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

jerma can make super mario look like a puzzle game

[@jldoubleu4993]

I have a feeling that even by the time summer comes this will be the most frustrating stream of the year

[@bunnitine]

Hey its winter and its still the most frustrating stream of the year

[@trayson]

he's like steve and we're all screaming at him that _the clue is right there_

[@keztooz]

genuinely thought he was going to rage quit after the mayo one

[@mayamayamaya2]

this had me talking to the screen and pointing to the correct one like im watching a kids tv show

[@verdemer6385]

Each time I watch jerma play a puzzle game he makes me want to eat my screen

[@Addy-Mo]

Any game that even takes the slightest amount of IQ is not a game Jerma can play, yet he is always attracted to these games

[@absolutegarbage3654]

Watching Jerma organize those books took a physical toll on my body

[@RoxyChown]

The tomato soup one oh my GOD

[@justsomeguy8597]

the fact that im an hour in and he still hasnt realise the objects have set places they need to be in for it to work is mind boggling

[@monsterupdatewhen]

"don't tell me how to chill" 10 mins of excruciating book sorting later... "MODS, TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I DON'T SEE THE MIRROR" Edit: 1:05:28 the legendary -2 pin happens here

[@m00nsickn3ssx6]

Well i wasnt expecting this but i really like it Watching him getting confused because he dosent understand that there is multiple ways to get a level right is my favorite thing now

[@the_rabidsquirel]

2:26:44 "What do Frankenstein's nuts look like?"

[@JacobKinsley]

That tik tok that's like a subway surfers video, a family guy clip and a satisfying slime video all mashed up into one satisfying video basically sums up why I have such a visceral reaction to this game

[@TheArachnoBot]

with two and a half hours left of him playing: "i think this is where we move on to another game"

[@Zenarkii]

I like how at 2:06:58 he moves his cursor down to the handle on the drawer, because the immediate instinct is to just close the drawer and not bother organizing it. Out of sight, out of mind.

[@adriennep.5398]

I've NEVER been so infuriated at someone before watching him do this

[@Darthoblivion24]

Jerma had the right idea with the some puzzles can be solved multiple ways thing, pretty sure that's what the multiple stars at the end of some puzzles means, like the dishes stacked one could have been organized by the cracks in the bowls or the pattern on the bowls, and the spoons could have been length wise OR stacked on each other as examples... neat game added to my wishlist

[@hexamex]

this man never gets sick of pretending

[@executorocsicnarf5475]

Chill stream like unpacking.

[@Burley_Bert]

He's so good at acting dumb i believe him

[@LinnyGFX]

why is it that Jerma can play any game from any genre and be equally as bad at them all

[@2ndperky]

we are watching the infinite monkey theorem in action

[@Snapphat]

yeah! you tell those chilling gatekeepers whats what jerma!

[@Emily-kd2zv]

i couldn’t help but laugh at jerma telling chat to chill while doing the puzzles in the slowest, most frustrating ways he possibly could

[@117johnpar]

On tonights 9 news. Local streamer Jeremy Elbertson beats the completion time on the toddler game "shapes in holes" by a whole minute over the average toddlers time. He is to be awarded a gold star by the mayor. More on the story at 11, right here, on 9 new.

[@radladsoph]

The entire stream was just us getting mad at him and yelling at him😭

[@PsychoPanda9000]

This was the most stressful stream of all time

[@weeniedog44]

ELDERLY streamer has virtually NO PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS

[@fockingreat1125]

As soon as he said "chill stream" my entire body tensed up

[@eatsleepplayrepeat]

Good thing he was successful being a streamer because I have no idea what job he would succeed in.

[@dawn_gently]

wasn't he like a teacher and videographer before streaming?

[@sqwooshy]

this is absolutely terrible but i love how he is just a himbo trying to chill while everyone watching is pissed off and frustrated at him. I feel so hopeless watching him struggle and drop the same item in the same wrong spot over and over and hes just like :^)

[@mightiermarvel]

i just want everyone to know i bought this game while watching this video, and i also struggled during the book sorting puzzle lmao

[@weirdowsos4774]

bruh how,you just start on the left and see what fits and work your wAy to the right

[@mightiermarvel]

@@weirdowsos4774 oh! Did you also play the game? :)

[@weirdowsos4774]

@@mightiermarvel Nah,I tried to solve it in my mind while jerma was struggling (The Red books with yellow mirrored decor on the bottom) but if you meant that other book sorting puzzle with different colors and markings ,then yes that one was kinda harder

[@turbosoggy8404]

@@mightiermarvel You don’t need to play the game to know how to solve the puzzles if you’ve seen the puzzles.

[@MochaRitz]

But he had it, then started to undo the solution for no reason lmao. Yet he somehow did the calendar with no problem, I don't get it lol

[@Dededeleted]

3:07:20 -3:11:20 is the most cinematic thing germa has ever done. The music, the pacing, the silence; its perfect.

[@space_ace456]

game design student here! some of the puzzles in this game are great, but some of them do a shit job of leading the player toward the solution and don't follow the expectations the game has already set, which can be super frustrating as a player if there's not an indication of *how* the rules need to be broken to solve the puzzle. that's why the squiggly line designs are so frustrating to jerma-- the game shows you that you need to connect them, and then decides that they're just visual flair, and back again.

[@kiwamihollie]

i was thinking this as well! and like i know nothing abt game design but the way that some levels had a “ding!” when you put something in the correct spot and other levels didn’t? which i get it’s probably because they have multiple solutions for some of them i think,,,, but it’s still a very bizarre decision imo

[@zephyr4254]

yeah, i agree. but sometimes he just misses something SO obvious and you just sit there wondering how the hell he's not getting it :_)

[@the_rabidsquirel]

I took issue with the first puzzle where you had to get rid of objects by tossing them off screen. Would've taken me forever to figure out, since that was a good few puzzles into the game. I assumed it was purely about arranging all the objects it gives you.

[@GrapplingHookJones]

2:43:55 this part genuinely baffled me. The shears are clearly hanging unbalanced and covering other nails that need to be used and the clip is giving him a hint on where they should actually be placed, but when they get knocked down he insists on putting them back in the obviously wrong spot

[@stringyworm]

this is the most stressful chill stream ive ever watched i can't even pay attention to it lmaooo

[@lh_00]

this game should use the clip of jerma sorting the books as an advertisement. Nothing has made me wanna buy a game more just to prove its not that hard.

[@emt0kyo]

i listened to this stream whilst i was trying to fall asleep and it almost sent me into a psychosis

[@carvar574]

You got me feeling like a psychooo psychoo psycho

[@Chromaticana]

On the +2 charts, Jerma averages about 2-3k per stream, 4-5k on a good day. This stream got a score of -40, with most of the -2s coming from 1:03 - 1:17. Career ending stream.

[@Josh-kv8jg]

3:56:15 jump scare warning

[@Egg_thing]

I'm not even 5 minutes in and I'm already crying, my mind and spirit have been crushed

[@weirdowsos4774]

he was definetly high

[@broglee9110]

1:25:00 forgot to add the cup of mayonnaise he eats for all three meals

[@shinysilverstardust]

Jerma sorting books is a new form of torture

[@psihypo]

2:37:39 the way he says "yea?" is like a refreshing breeze

[@MarsheIIo]

how the hell did he finish the boxes faster than the books

[@limb-o7180]

a kingsfield stream would actually be awesome

[@fh11235]

i put this on to help myself fall asleep, and succeeded in doing so only to be awoken hours later by an imagine dragons cover. bad night.

[@egg4666]

This video is going to be my villain origin story People joke about jerma being the stone cold killer but I just fucking might

[@thefiberforagers]

im just,,,,,amazed at his process

[@kaidkaid88]

Same. An extraordinary thinker, this jerma

[@nachoyacho]

the book sorting had me in tears like pls you had it