Jerma Streams - Bloodwash

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Bloodwash 2. Murder House kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5qWnX2lg8dpaLs 3. Vampire Survivors (Part 3) kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2Wxk4WZn8imgNU 12:08 Announcements 23:05 Bloodwash

[@lobster6736]

Did the vampire survive

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

Its jerma responsibility to show us Kathy Michaels dumps.

[@KindaDrake]

Hi, I played Hobo Jo and am very honored to have Jerma like the voice performances. This is not alt account run by Jerma. I swear to god this is not an alt account run by Jerma.

[@R00K07]

Whatever you say alt account run by Jerma...I mean, Kinda Drake...

[@ne0space]

That there was the high quality hobo acting I've been looking for.

[@m.southern9113]

hmmmm

[@117johnpar]

Wait, Jerma voiced Hobo Jo?

[@Johnm.499]

I HOPE SO. Funny

[@sylvoen]

i like how at 38:27 he gets jumpscared and INSTANTLY looks two decades older for a few seconds

[@OrangePixelJuice]

The dumb bastard got jump-scared after his audience told him about it, and how it would be coming ffs lol

[@sageyboye]

That shit had me crying

[@i_barely_hee-know_her]

The filter slipped off

[@thisisnotapplejuice]

1:31:44 i love watching jerma dig himself into a hole and accidentally admitting he zerks off to cathy mitchell

[@DestroyedArkana]

And that he spends so much money on hotel zorn he would pay 200 dollars to cover it up

[@luluehayes]

It feels like a big win to hear Jerma say the Archive Channel is official

[@Alylion]

Yep, I’m betting even more so to the guys running it. They’ve been working on it for so long and to have it acknowledged and brought in? Amazing.

[@TheF224]

I actually had no idea it wasn't. Good work to all the people working on this channel.

[@legend7951]

@@TheF224 Same I thought it was official

[@rileyraccoon9673]

CONGRATS to all the guys running this archive on being absorbed into the OFFICIAL Jerma network. Top Shelf!

[@LambdaObjection]

1:25:30 omg you see Jerma get scared by the jumpscare, then after the stream delay you can hear Holly go "eep!" in the other room 🥰

[@smikey69]

thank u for this comment it made this so much better this is me ten seconds later. this comment made me laugh and spill my chinese food all over my lap. it is now covered in cat hair and im pissed. i blame it on you LambdaObjection. i curse you for a thousand years

[@sp4cehouse]

1:31:30 PSYCHO streamer admits to FETISH for INFOMERCIAL marketing GILFs

[@18754KRS]

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[@1SingleT]

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[@junipre985]

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[@Krimzon_]

That Wojak pointing face is gonna haunt him for the next year, especially considering it managed to revive older images of himself doing it. I wouldn't be surprised if we get another outbreak like 'sus' because of this and I'm all for it.

[@compookiie]

I know people say this about every streamer but this man is an actual walking meme

[@michaelironsights8347]

Timestamp pls Edit: found it 31:13

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

Who do you prefer, Huel-era Jerma or Soylent-era Jerma?

[@kenetickups6146]

Yeah but wojak "memes" (not really memes, just used to mock people who dosagree with you) are cringe

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

@@kenetickups6146 The original was soulful, like all finnish memes.

[@vectorperkins5666]

2:02:16 and 2:05:34 you can hear how much pain he is in trying to keep his other self inside.

[@zsebestien7050]

Hearing holly in the other room is really wholesome actually.

[@toddbevan]

I can't wait for someone to do a Jerma police officer animation. "How many bullets do I have? *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* Good, infinite".

[@aerosma5021]

How the hell did he hear Jo's voice ONCE and perfectly replicated it?

[@schlorping5156]

Skinwalker streamer

[@zeronxepher4167]

He's a MIMIC

[@АнастейшаНеважн]

39:00

[@thebradzone3922]

1:15:01 for insanely accurate world of warcraft gnome npc impression

[@maxwellsmith9988]

Imagine working as a call girl and one night you get a call from a 5 year old telling you he's going to stick you into a meat grinder

[@duckyworthy]

jerma asking how many bullets he has and proceeding to spam shoot until he would run out is killing me right now

[@cisrot]

Genuinely love how apologetic jerma was for the flashing comic thing. He obviously didn’t mean to do it and he genuinely cares about the people watching his streams 😭

[@asare240]

This stream is great. Jerma admitting he zerks off to old infomercial ladies and hotel zorn was hilarious

[@person8003]

i appreciate the captions so much omg

[@ErasmusMagnusR]

Glad you find them useful

[@saldziakrauje]

24:49 end of career moment

[@luluehayes]

The voice acting in this is seriously so good

[@NicoNicoNessieSub]

It is. Stan is also such a good guy

[@lukaluukaa]

@@NicoNicoNessieSubWe stan stan

[@hypnotoad311]

Imagine ending your showers being fully clothed and having to peel the clothes off

[@rowc.9378]

27:10 "Why do you hate Europeans?" "I live iN THE FUCKING AMERICA!" *proceeds to rant about how different time zones justifies strong hate towards Europeans*

[@compookiie]

Me wrecked on red wine

[@whitealbum8620]

Absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys

[@merchant_of_kek5697]

Jeez fellers I don’t even remember what I said on that red wine

[@superscatmonkey6742]

the guy genuinely moved further away from Europe he hates it that much

[@bongislandicetea8100]

As a european... I can't blame him

[@richefortgaming]

"I found when you sniff in when you think a jumpscare's gonna happen, it scares you less." This is the most normal thing he said all stream.

[@TobeasJ]

The Dusk Dev just casually watching Jerma is somehow funny to me.

[@noscopefelix1319]

Big shoutout to the person who did the subtitles

[@bradentheman1373]

yes, they were splendid

[@princessfetus]

Jerma acting like he is dying while talking about the green screen event

[@NomadCanid]

glad to hear the archive is official, it's the primary way I consume Jerma content

[@superscatmonkey6742]

this is the type of horror game that makes my limbs convulse and makes me say "my balls hurt, my balls hurt" over and over again

[@sleaf6]

Love how it took him a solid minute to figure out that he was the officer

[@The_Steele1]

This is my favorite puppet combo game, and I would like to say a congrats to the archive channel for being absorbed into the Jerma consciousness. Best of luck to all creators and I personally want to thank you for your efforts. To the archive channel people, to Jerma, and to the creators of the games and sites that Jerma streams. Thanks to everyone’s efforts this community has truly benefited and grown into a beautiful work of entertainment for all to enjoy.

[@fishyishie]

jerma's zorniest stream of all time

[@fault3k]

I genuinely can't tell if the "hey chat how's my audio" is just a reoccurring bit or not.

[@leo-paulcano5853]

Very very well deserved recognition for you guys Much love

[@yourdude9942]

Can someone tell Jerma about "Lost in Vivo" and "No one lives under the light house" ? Two games he really needs to play.

[@thebradzone3922]

oh i am so on board for those

[@zsebestien7050]

Lost in Vivo absolutely, the ps graphics thing is being overdone but that is just an objectively good horror game

[@yiff]

I'd personally suggest Antichamber, however he would probably struggle to comprehend it and end up only doing an hour

[@realglueman1200]

Any puppet combo game would be amazing to watch Jerma play

[@ocarinadude762]

put it in the discord suggestions thingy

[@smellylorenny]

When he's sniffing relentlessly and just firing the gun into the ether I couldn't keep myself together that's the funniest shit I've seen.

[@ルタレ]

at 33:24 you can hear holly laughing in the background at how dumb the soyjerma template is

[@panerajohn6186]

the sheer speed at which jerma yanked his arm back after realizing he was soy-boy pointing was enough to offset the gravity of the earth

[@hydroxide5507]

in this episode jerma flashbangs the audience shows a pixelated ween and then a pono comic book

[@schlorping5156]

pono

[@picklerick920]

It was definitely a tail but funny nonetheless

[@AirNeat]

48:42 Jerma not knowing where the door on a bus is

[@numbskull3401]

the back to back flashbangs really tied this stream together

[@tims5978]

yall captioned THIS WHOLE 1 HOUR VID?? amazing

[@bradentheman1373]

I love reading the subtitles throughout videos and the way these are done makes me jump with joy

[@pyrerite]

love that his new mic has an Anti Jerma filter

[@benjaminsmit781]

Homscuck

[@Athestial]

Why does Jerma look like Otto when he gets jumpscared 38:28

[@miadiamia]

I literally pogged in public when i saw jerma wojak pointing

[@compookiie]

I soy andy'd irl

[@SlimeyBaron]

that's public indecency

[@18754KRS]

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[@picklerick920]

@@SlimeyBaron 😭

[@Spewa-em8cm]

How to turn a 30 minute horror experience into a two hour long slog

[@seriemus8840]

It's because of all that zerking he did on stream. This always happens.

[@trippasnippa119]

youre new here arent you

[@Supercalifrigic]

Good job on finally becoming assimiliated into the Jermaverse.

[@fobo3361]

1:31:49 it sounds like Jeremy begging Jerma to stop murdering him but they're locked in the same body

[@TwistedFireX]

Chat has gaslit Jerma so much that he doesn't believe them when they tell him the truth.

[@InVinoVeratas]

Jerma does not understand stoners if he really thinks a stoner won't just look at appliances while baked. My uncle will be high as hell just to look at stuff in Walmart.

[@stephlala094]

Thank you Maple and Julee, holy crap. Captions for the whole 2+ hours

[@eloso2225]

31:13 Thumbnail/Meme review

[@KingTFD]

OFFICIAL CHANNEL LETS GO

[@ghostpants7930]

1:18:37 for the "Peepants" story

[@gamebotpocket]

*peepance

[@annika8674]

How… how has chat never heard of hand washing clothes???? Like there are garments that you’re supposed to hand wash and not machine wash so that they don’t get damaged or stretched out… and air drying is normal too????? 👁️👄👁️

[@maskettaman1488]

Whatever setting he turns off at the start, he sounds so much better with it off

[@lambs5258]

1:25:33 the look of genuine fear and concern on his face 😭

[@KIRE135]

Somebody please make an edit of that face LOL

[@junezdollhouse]

1:16:24 theres something about jerma walking into the porn section of the store with his camera pointed to the floor and then promptly freaking out and covering his monitor (as if to cover a child's eyes) when he accidentally clicks on something nsfw. What did he expect

[@bluecat684]

holly in the background reacting to the streams is honestly some of my favorite parts i love it so much she’s so cute

[@zsebestien7050]

His object permanance is steadily declining in the last few streams man

[@t4ctical_shovel565]

From 1:17:50 to 1:18:22 is probably one of the funniest things to happen on stream

[@t4ctical_shovel565]

@All Nite sorry meant 1:17:50 to 1:18:22 lol

[@lovescult]

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[@3rdworldofficer296]

The bit at 33:16 had me dead

[@Khunark]

I love the background laughing.

[@AbbyAndersonsGf]

“jerma watches porn and gets naked” 😭

[@logancarrick5650]

Congrats on being Official!!!!

[@inhaleknives8598]

1:07:00 could you imagine a casino having a loot crate system

[@doifhg]

8:58 serial killer laugh

[@juzaemi]

Yay my lil edit made thumbnail :jermaHeart:

[@lukabrasi001]

who's gonna tell jerma at 1:49:30 that hyperventillating won't help with jumpscares, and will only do, in fact, the polar opposite?

[@BurgermeisterMeisterBurgrr]

Please some one clip and make a video of 1:13:13 - 1:13:38 That had me laughing so hard.

[@moviestargf]

THANKY OU FOR TIMESTAMPING ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY!!

[@melissad4056]

Am I the only person who cant tell any difference between his new setup and his old one, even when wearing headphones?

[@bobcatsjoe8891]

1:54:43 damn he nailed that perfectly. I remember playing ghost squad and thats literally how every encounter with innocents go. Jumping out of nowhere just to say "don't shoot!" Then get shot.

[@Noahthelasercop]

6:30 for Goldilocks Andys

[@MYLAR.]

It’s so funny watching him defend himself from zorn allegations when chat is just deliberately fucking with him

[@zedofthedead]

The spot on Gnome vendor impression scared me

[@senko_sin6563]

YuB in a jerma stream makes me cry with joy

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

During the part where he was talking about thinking while high and you can really see his psychopathic schizophrenia come out in it's purest form.

[@Dzayfunkyquest]

love that the first 10 minutes is just chat straight up bullying him for audio

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

The best part about Jerma is when you can hear Holly laughing

[@schlumpkin]

45:45 wtf was that noise that came from his mouth 1:45:13

[@heartsden2901]

The funniest moment to me in this stream was seeing how he checked how many bullets he had

[@TrappedInFloor]

The Soy Andy arc begins.

[@gaymansupreme]

IT'S HERE!

[@Talled221]

This was my first jerma stream, a pretty good one to start with

[@murrsuit]

I don't know how this managed to be uploaded with Jerma's microphone input completely reversed the entire stream

[@MegaFallout3Fan]

His new mic sounds like old jerma from like 2016

[@doctorgears9358]

"The last time ever" yeah okay buddy

[@blob-kb5ps]

thank you jerma for making me happy even tho i'm sick you still make laugh

[@DudokX]

But actually he sounded the best when he turned up the quiet setting, the other setting has weird crackle like feel when he says Ks or Chs

[@OtherworldlyFinn]

congrats on being made official!

[@ashtimbog]

2:16:11 is a great american psycho impression

[@oliveprocessor3068]

When Jerma is scared he scrabbles around like a rat in a box

[@NicoNicoNessieSub]

Still will die on the hill that stan is unironically a good character and that Sarah should move in with him, and dump her boyfriend, Stan becomes the baby's godfather. Also considering the ending I'd love to see a followup.

[@Jarek_2210]

How the hell someone made full scale captions for entire stream?

[@ErasmusMagnusR]

Maple and Julee generously volunteered their time.

[@transmothman]

jerma: you get really existential when you're high, you don't go "oh i want to go touch the washers" a real file in my notes from when i was high: the father the son and the holy ghost bit its jarjar binks the eraserhead baby and guy fieri

[@TheElbartz]

Archive lads, we did it.

[@FallingUpStupidity]

Thank you JSA

[@FallingUpStupidity]

shoutsout all the pance users out there

[@thaksjtube]

Its amazing to me that people pay for these games

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I know Jerma found the VHS filter annoying, but I think it's pretty cool.

[@ironman3090]

When is this STOOGE gonna play the SCARY game

[@softpinkblush]

Omg iron man watches jerma?

[@Burns11112]

24:20

[@18754KRS]

iron man