Jerma Streams - Façade

  Рет қаралды 607,688

Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

Күн бұрын

Jerma archived Façade (The original title of this stream was "Dr. Robot Dolittle", and was originally streamed/recorded on January 20th, 2018)
This video is part of a larger stream that went 1.Bot Colony, 2. Façade
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
Join our discord: / discord
Twitch: / jerma985
Twitter: / jerma985
KZbin: / jerma985
KZbin 2nd/Highlight channel: / @2ndjerma

Пікірлер: 1 000
@kern9422
@kern9422 2 жыл бұрын
*echoing through hallway* "WALK FORWARD" "WALK FORWARD"
@scaleonkhan183
@scaleonkhan183 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@pold111
@pold111 Жыл бұрын
you invite your friend over and then 10 hours later you hear "walk forward" right outside your front door
@moonlightning8269
@moonlightning8269 24 күн бұрын
like a wizard attempting a spell
@danniclark
@danniclark 2 жыл бұрын
jerma is the third canonical npc of façade
@J_Marv
@J_Marv 8 ай бұрын
Byeah
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 8 ай бұрын
You are an npc
@J_Marv
@J_Marv 8 ай бұрын
we*@@Jiub_SN
@beatleobsessed99
@beatleobsessed99 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched a lot of people play this game but jerma is the only one who tried to leave because he felt so awkward
@ExMalodios
@ExMalodios 2 жыл бұрын
the true human experience
@thecatrooms
@thecatrooms Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna go
@yoshifan33
@yoshifan33 8 ай бұрын
the rare "I think _I_ should leave"
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 6 ай бұрын
"You've invited me over, but this is just _not_ working out."
@moonlightning8269
@moonlightning8269 24 күн бұрын
probably the most likely outcome irl
@conure3029
@conure3029 10 ай бұрын
i hate how accurate his kid phrases are. they really are like “i want fruit” “i want to go outside with out shoes on” You can tell this man is an uncle.
@kevindavidson8281
@kevindavidson8281 2 жыл бұрын
The way he kissed both of them then couldn’t find the door immediately turned this into a horror game
@gulapula
@gulapula 10 ай бұрын
A horror game where the monster is social awkwardness.
@Wither246
@Wither246 10 ай бұрын
💀
@bluejay7058
@bluejay7058 7 ай бұрын
@@gulapula It's frightening because no one could ever want to imagine it!
@elgee1976
@elgee1976 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma just immediately kisses the wife then kisses the husband to not make things awkward
@elliot_rat
@elliot_rat 4 жыл бұрын
equality
@thaksjtube
@thaksjtube 3 жыл бұрын
Hes just italian
@trppstar
@trppstar 3 жыл бұрын
@@thaksjtube pasta la vista baby
@maryfreegirl2029
@maryfreegirl2029 2 жыл бұрын
Bicon
@mr.azizsshitposts
@mr.azizsshitposts 2 жыл бұрын
Bicon moment
@copyofacopyofa
@copyofacopyofa 4 жыл бұрын
there should be a facade remake with tens of thousands of outcomes
@desmondwatson9079
@desmondwatson9079 3 жыл бұрын
That would take decades to make.
@Thlormby
@Thlormby 3 жыл бұрын
@@desmondwatson9079 We have the technology. We can achieve this
@GregLemons
@GregLemons 3 жыл бұрын
Thlormby not 10s of thousands
@PublicREC.
@PublicREC. 2 жыл бұрын
Lets combine ai dungeons learning with the demostic issues of facade!!
@Cherry-bq4oh
@Cherry-bq4oh 2 жыл бұрын
is there any way to actually win Facade?
@sherif9293
@sherif9293 2 жыл бұрын
WORLD-FAMOUS marriage counselor fixes BROKEN relationship with this ONE simple word
@Buttgun
@Buttgun 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@userfromspace8952
@userfromspace8952 Жыл бұрын
@Fundamentally Unorthodox nice reference to the Dexter's Laboratory :D
@soupcangaming662
@soupcangaming662 Жыл бұрын
Melon.
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 6 ай бұрын
@@soupcangaming662alright! You need to leave 😡
@birdacorn1115
@birdacorn1115 3 ай бұрын
Melon
@tviruslove
@tviruslove 2 жыл бұрын
love that jerma whips out "melon" like it's his safe word in this rapidly escalating situation
@weeniedog44
@weeniedog44 2 жыл бұрын
he dropped it for the first time like it was an atomic bomb
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if someone told him it in chat or whatever, but melon is a word that will cause Trip to almost always just kick you out. You can say it a few times before the fighting starts, but not when he's upset and (apparently) if it's the first thing you say to him at the door he'll just shut it (before Jerma I didn't know that would happen).
@mikeb.379
@mikeb.379 2 жыл бұрын
It's because melons is slang for tits, but I guess they never thought someone would actually use it to refer to the food
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz that’s fucking hilarious
@oui2611
@oui2611 Жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz 6:32
@purplenerdsplushie
@purplenerdsplushie 2 жыл бұрын
imagine you invite someone into your home and they just start shouting WALK FORWARD after not talking for several minutes
@npenplz
@npenplz 10 ай бұрын
I love how trip describes the apartment as having everything anyone could ever want when all they have is a few wine glasses and some sculptures from target
@gnuchuu
@gnuchuu 9 ай бұрын
and no bathroom
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 8 ай бұрын
@@gnuchuuand only one friend who maliciously makes every conversation extremely awkward
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 8 ай бұрын
It's a video game from 2004
@suu1998
@suu1998 8 ай бұрын
​@@Jiub_SNit's a joke
@rokukou
@rokukou 4 ай бұрын
@Jiub_SN Gta san andreas was also made in 2004, your point?
@ozzy-8248
@ozzy-8248 4 жыл бұрын
It's so funny how two people are having a marriage breaking talk and Jeremy just acts like a single child trying to get attention lmao
@Leon14000
@Leon14000 Жыл бұрын
Art imitates life.
@seccozcubez
@seccozcubez 10 ай бұрын
"did you go to chuck e cheese???"
@gormpus
@gormpus 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this while my parents argue, very immersive
@komradekradles8731
@komradekradles8731 2 жыл бұрын
:(
@enashimo
@enashimo 2 жыл бұрын
Hope your situation gets well soon dude/dudette
@sludgerat666
@sludgerat666 2 жыл бұрын
Hang in there, Becker.
@jametron6135
@jametron6135 2 жыл бұрын
people in the replies here are acting like parents never argue
@gormpus
@gormpus 2 жыл бұрын
@@jametron6135 Yea guys you don't have to worry. It was just really fuckin annoying.
@Chaoszest
@Chaoszest 3 жыл бұрын
SOMEHOW JERMA IS GETTING DIALOGUE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN THIS GAME JUST BY TYPING RANDOM SHIT LMAO
@synbioshoshone745
@synbioshoshone745 9 ай бұрын
SAME I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF THIS SHIT EVER BEFORE
@iatethecrayons
@iatethecrayons 7 ай бұрын
​@@synbioshoshone745 thats just our silly guy tearing a new hole in reality and making the game characters sentient and having souls for brief moments in time
@synbioshoshone745
@synbioshoshone745 7 ай бұрын
@@iatethecrayons oh god dammit, not ANOTHER demonic possession by Jerma 985 😔
@jessicabecause3717
@jessicabecause3717 Ай бұрын
@@synbioshoshone745 WHY ARE WE YELLING?
@TheTrueMissingLink
@TheTrueMissingLink Ай бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@bazziboi3233
@bazziboi3233 3 жыл бұрын
jerma: kissing grace then trip trip: meh jerma: "melon" trip: get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE GREG
@jimbabwe3
@jimbabwe3 2 жыл бұрын
The look of shock on Trip's face after "I have to go potty" will never not be hilarious
@broglee9110
@broglee9110 9 ай бұрын
48:48
@johndarksouls7861
@johndarksouls7861 6 жыл бұрын
Alright. Gonzalo,
@rexraptor1340
@rexraptor1340 6 жыл бұрын
Remember the rat at Chuck. E. Che
@dahkdm8787
@dahkdm8787 4 жыл бұрын
chuke cheese
@pirateadventure895
@pirateadventure895 4 жыл бұрын
A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese
@squeedles_1943
@squeedles_1943 3 жыл бұрын
The chuck E Cheese rat was in his chat
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 3 жыл бұрын
Chunky Cheese
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
What you hear when you get a few seconds of stimuli from the real world from your coma
@Clover_Tea
@Clover_Tea Жыл бұрын
39:13 I don't know if "chuke cheese" will ever stop being funny to me.
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 7 ай бұрын
Chucas Cheese is his full name, but he prefers going by Chuke.
@borbleborb4586
@borbleborb4586 5 ай бұрын
she chuke on my cheese
@FronkZappa
@FronkZappa Ай бұрын
Jerma made me laugh so hard I chuked
@AshMos
@AshMos 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma saying “this game is older than me” even though it was released in 2005 is so funny for some reason
@alexshadrake9615
@alexshadrake9615 2 жыл бұрын
Think he was reading chat lol
@Snavels
@Snavels 2 жыл бұрын
He was reading chat, which is why he Laughed after it
@watchableraven3517
@watchableraven3517 2 жыл бұрын
@opossumboy I can get onboard with this headcannon
@FriendRat
@FriendRat 2 жыл бұрын
i’m older than façade >:)
@roscoe5427
@roscoe5427 2 жыл бұрын
he was made in a lab and woke up in 2013
@SaintPapaThiccolas
@SaintPapaThiccolas Жыл бұрын
> shows up >kisses both hosts on the lips >tries to leave >can’t Jerma truly is one of the streamers of all time.
@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark
@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark 2 жыл бұрын
it's really funny when you type something confusing and they both tilt their heads like a dog when you say the word "walk" near them
@vectorperkins6685
@vectorperkins6685 2 жыл бұрын
this game had the entire youtube community gripped by its nuts when it really got popular a few years ago 😭😭 it still holds up tbh
@dogshake
@dogshake Жыл бұрын
Kinda crazy that facade keeps coming back. I remember people getting fired up for this game in forums around 2006, then it made a second comeback in 2011/2012 when the let’s play scene blew up, and then again once recently when people realized how fucking weird this game actually is. Im glad this isn't a game that history forgot.
@hologeist7284
@hologeist7284 Жыл бұрын
​@@dogshake yeah! i remember being on youtube in 2012 and seeing all my fav lets play channels at the time playing it, i didn't have an interest at the time but now as an adult i can appreciate how silly this little game is
@70sleadgarfieldmug
@70sleadgarfieldmug Жыл бұрын
It’s so weird when things like this happen, how a game about a failing marriage becomes a giant camaraderie for reasons completely unrelated.
@dogshake
@dogshake Жыл бұрын
@@70sleadgarfieldmug I honestly think it’s just because there is literally nothing else like it. It also dips into the uncanny valley in pretty much every way, the faces, the voices, the strange apartment layout and decorations. Plus the super-ultra-open ended-ness of being able to type any response is a cool idea. I can see why people keep this game around, it’s really fucking weird lol
@villiannewyork
@villiannewyork Жыл бұрын
@@70sleadgarfieldmug I mean the game itself puts you in an awkward situation and the open ended part of it allows it to create some pretty funny shit
@magpie405
@magpie405 2 жыл бұрын
48:05 both of them being passive aggressive about the other one getting hugged, and then immediately hugging them
@Mama-Luigi
@Mama-Luigi Жыл бұрын
this game does NOT allow you to be neutral in any way shape or form
@hunderslash
@hunderslash Ай бұрын
you can repeatedly say “paintings” then “drinks” and get stuck in an infinite loop of them getting angry about you only paying attention to one of them
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 5 күн бұрын
Yeah theyre insufferable, somehow not at all compatible yet perfect for one another
@lsghost5805
@lsghost5805 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they go from being angry mid fight to calmly saying your name then back to going ape shit "I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS ANYMORE! Gonzalo.. IS IT REALLY MY FAULT?! "
@polarcat0156
@polarcat0156 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, forgor to record different tones of the names lol
@beetleperson9437
@beetleperson9437 Жыл бұрын
The verrry specifically weird way Grace says "Brad" makes her dialog so much more funny when she's pissed lol
@bndawg2000
@bndawg2000 6 жыл бұрын
jerma: "Where is the fucking nintendo?" Trip: "Oh jesus, I am NOT going to talk about sex." *5 mins later* Jerma: "Melon." Trip: "Okay Greg, it's time for you to leave."
@zeallust8542
@zeallust8542 2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say that Trip is... Tripping hahahahahahahahahahahah
@bryceandrew13
@bryceandrew13 2 жыл бұрын
Trip reminds me of a lot of Twitch mods
@zeberiko
@zeberiko 2 жыл бұрын
@@zeallust8542 why did I hear that awkward laugh wtf, are you living in my walls?
@CJacobsLP
@CJacobsLP 6 жыл бұрын
36:45 "No, focus on the big picture." "GOD, that wedding picture, I hate it!" Christ, you can't even script comedy that perfect
@Hadowsay019
@Hadowsay019 6 жыл бұрын
For some reason.... I either see someone else's comment from Alfabusa's youtube community post or you posted on it and my youtube is showing it for me on here. Trippy.
@anotherguy687
@anotherguy687 6 жыл бұрын
The irony is, that response actually fits their shallow, self absorbed personalities really well. lol
@Falkuzrules
@Falkuzrules 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is old and I dunno if you realized but they just saw that he typed "picture" and so their AI told them to talk about "picture." But if you already understood that then carry on!
@bearpuns5910
@bearpuns5910 3 жыл бұрын
They're improv masters!
@Falkuzrules
@Falkuzrules 7 ай бұрын
@@antiphon000 I was just explaining in case the person thought it was some kind of crazy wild coincidence of the universe that proves all events are predetermined...... rather than the game doing what it's supposed to in an ironic way! But I like your wording of "TRULY missed the comedy".
@catsock
@catsock 2 жыл бұрын
i’d like a remake of this game but the only thing that changes is the graphics, which become uncannily hyper realistic. nothing else changes.
@catsock
@catsock 2 жыл бұрын
better yet, just make it live action. i’d pay movie theatre prices to see nicolas cage (neil cicieriga) physically throw me out of his house for asking what room da melons at.
@wiredmaus_2
@wiredmaus_2 2 жыл бұрын
@@catsock holy shit the two trucks are getting a divorce
@catsock
@catsock 2 жыл бұрын
@@wiredmaus_2 i am forcefully sending the trucks to couples counseling actually
@wiredmaus_2
@wiredmaus_2 2 жыл бұрын
@@catsock yeah the two trucks will work it out
@empty_headed
@empty_headed 2 жыл бұрын
uncannily hyper realistic, but they still have sharp edges
@McKnight97
@McKnight97 6 жыл бұрын
"Boring house, no Venereal Diseases."
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the first thing i thought
@hankowen99
@hankowen99 6 жыл бұрын
Jerma thinks everything is a virus and it’s really adorable
@ziggle5000
@ziggle5000 6 жыл бұрын
WiseEndro333 google has a built in converter why would you click on a website for that...
@MisterSpinalzo
@MisterSpinalzo 6 жыл бұрын
Because of a VIRUS
@Laughing_Dragon
@Laughing_Dragon 6 жыл бұрын
Wise, I think thats a sign that you should just NOT...use the internet...except youtube...and a few other things... just... jesus dude, your the ONLY person I know that has shit like that, I go onto plenty of places, you have to have computer smarts, if its downloading, make sure its a site you can trust, that, and if theirs comments or reviews, look at them to see what they say about it *and if it seems every name is real names, never trust it** XD! just gotta...kinda learn... and wel...have street smarts, except for the internet.
@FutureNaught
@FutureNaught 6 жыл бұрын
I would be suspicious too if a game download from a questionable site opened the command prompt.
@doghat1619
@doghat1619 6 жыл бұрын
celsius to farenheit is just c*1.8 + 32 do it in your head
@bobu5213
@bobu5213 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Trip says "Let's get back to talking about Grace". It's like they are having some kind of rap battle lol
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 Жыл бұрын
And then Grace slams down with a "Let's get back to talking about Trip" 😨😨
@fewplant5096
@fewplant5096 Жыл бұрын
let's talk some more about g r a c e
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 7 ай бұрын
Let's get back to talking about Grace, I can't stand having to see her face! But enough about that, let's mention Trip, That guy looks like he took a big slip!
@milkamoussse
@milkamoussse 5 ай бұрын
​@@KirbyMario12345_939Haha that was good can you get out of my house now
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 5 күн бұрын
@@KirbyMario12345_939 go go go go go go, go kirby, go kirby, go kirby, go go
@dewnsie
@dewnsie 2 жыл бұрын
I just absolutely love 19:30 how Greg is standing right next to Trip and Grace is in the other room but the audio sounds like Trip is in another room with Grace sounding near Greg. idk why but that’s hilarious to me
@SynkGD
@SynkGD Жыл бұрын
So insane just scrolling through the comments on a jerma vod and just randomly seeing the YOTS album cover My brain had a fucking double take
@dewnsie
@dewnsie Жыл бұрын
@@SynkGD lol i forgot what my old pfp was but I just randomly changed it to YOTS cuz i didn’t know what else to put
@MoarWubz
@MoarWubz Жыл бұрын
i love this too, i guess it’s cause it expects you to stay in the room with grace
@orfeassynetos3788
@orfeassynetos3788 6 жыл бұрын
Jesper985
@juneonn
@juneonn 6 жыл бұрын
Gonzalo985
@taniaberg1680
@taniaberg1680 6 жыл бұрын
Brenda985
@SWDShelp
@SWDShelp 6 жыл бұрын
TRIP_
@owner_mind
@owner_mind 3 жыл бұрын
EDP445
@bottlesalts
@bottlesalts 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma: “where’s the fucking nintendo, dude?” Trip: “Oh Jesus. Look, I’m *not* gonna talk about sex”
@radioaktiv7841
@radioaktiv7841 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Nintendo, a Nintendo for fucking.
@sydneyskindagay2694
@sydneyskindagay2694 2 жыл бұрын
Or lack there of 🙄
@hollohead7631
@hollohead7631 2 жыл бұрын
thats like a scott the woz joke
@noahboat580
@noahboat580 6 жыл бұрын
See you can tell that this channel is neat when they did the ç in Façade
@SuperJBgaming
@SuperJBgaming 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey thanks
@SuperJBgaming
@SuperJBgaming 6 жыл бұрын
Shit im on the wrong account
@noahboat580
@noahboat580 6 жыл бұрын
SuperJBgaming youre welcome
@SterJermaStreamArchive
@SterJermaStreamArchive 6 жыл бұрын
On the right account now, thanks again
@sleaf6
@sleaf6 6 жыл бұрын
Ster/Jerma Stream Archive ur a freakin meme boi
@Isosyth
@Isosyth 3 жыл бұрын
I never realized when I first played this game... they're both just fucking awful.
@salemisjuucy
@salemisjuucy 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly!! anytime they talk about anything the other one immediately shuts them down and says it's embarrassing!!!! Whyyyy it makes no sense!!!!!
@2dheethbar
@2dheethbar 2 жыл бұрын
@@salemisjuucy I remember a comment on another youtuber playing this, and it said "it's like trying to talk to two AI chat bots that really don't know what to do". Lol
@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark
@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark 2 жыл бұрын
I still don't know why they treat her having painted literally one painting like it's something that actually matters
@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 2 жыл бұрын
plus the premise is braindead what kind of psycho drags a third person into it and the fact that you literally can't leave until you ruin your friendship with them is insane. like, if i was there and they kept talking mad shit to eachother the whole time i would literally just turn 180 degrees and walk back out and do something else i am not a fucking therapist
@aniquinstark4347
@aniquinstark4347 2 жыл бұрын
@@dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 I don't really understand who this game was made for because it's not really fun in any way. Although it is kinda interesting to see a game explore emotions other than the basic joy and fear.
@GuineaPigEveryday
@GuineaPigEveryday 3 жыл бұрын
Of course Jerma is the only one to wait out the game doing nothing and in silence and then start violently burping
@DMZZ_DZDM
@DMZZ_DZDM Жыл бұрын
Brenda*
@Suilimea
@Suilimea 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'd love to see a spin-off game like this, I know it's super old but fr I love the concept
@Otakupatriot117
@Otakupatriot117 3 жыл бұрын
With better graphics and more word recognition, maybe even a microphone feature, a remake would definitely be an instant hit.
@ttracs
@ttracs 2 жыл бұрын
@@Otakupatriot117 the ai technology we have now could work together with remade dialogue could improve the game massively
@bocolatebhipbookie
@bocolatebhipbookie 2 жыл бұрын
right? i love games like this. this game was impressive at the time but in retrospect it was incredibly limited. i'd love to see what they could do with today's technology.
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
This game and seaman are slept on
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
Seaman is slept on by single atheist males most nights is what I mean
@magicmanbran54
@magicmanbran54 6 жыл бұрын
Compact streamer stops domestic dispute with watermelons.
@brettCU
@brettCU 6 жыл бұрын
How would you react if you opened your door and Michael from VSauce was there and said "Ha Ha Melon"?
@Rideout224
@Rideout224 6 жыл бұрын
I think my reaction was demonstrated by Trip himself.
@mileskolkulo4751
@mileskolkulo4751 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, Michael,
@scrungobungus
@scrungobungus 6 жыл бұрын
"You know what. Michael. That's it. You need to leave. We'll be fine, you just have to go."
@boomsoundeffect
@boomsoundeffect 2 жыл бұрын
I would break up with michael from vsauce
@dir-gk
@dir-gk Жыл бұрын
@@boomsoundeffect buuuurrrrp.
@thebandanadee8265
@thebandanadee8265 2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 21:15 he gets so pissed off at the AI that not even ten seconds later in a fit of rage he says "Melon."
@greatroyalwolf
@greatroyalwolf 2 жыл бұрын
Trip: i take that personally
@calebghatt746
@calebghatt746 6 жыл бұрын
Melon *seinfield theme plays in background
@anerrorhasoccurred8727
@anerrorhasoccurred8727 2 жыл бұрын
Picking up the egg and saying “HATCHIMALS” absolutely broke me for some reason lmao 😭😭😭
@unfortunatetiming4169
@unfortunatetiming4169 4 жыл бұрын
the middle part was so much like a child just seeing their parents fighting lmao
@bulkypigeon
@bulkypigeon 6 жыл бұрын
“Melon” *Seinfeld theme song.* The best way to end that toilet humor run
@scaleonkhan183
@scaleonkhan183 2 жыл бұрын
1:19:08
@SunnyDLux
@SunnyDLux Жыл бұрын
Brad admits to shitting on the white couch, but Grace and Trip are more focused on arguing over alcohol.
@michaelfallen1564
@michaelfallen1564 6 жыл бұрын
You already know the MELON meme is coming as soon as you see Façade in the video title
@sope6636
@sope6636 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Fallen melon
@rabbitOfDemise
@rabbitOfDemise Жыл бұрын
there is so much irony when he says " you need to start listening, um whats his name, you need to start listening mike"
@bruisley709
@bruisley709 6 жыл бұрын
this game is so good and so bad at the same time bit of a meme game
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
it has a little something for everybody
@cat3584
@cat3584 2 жыл бұрын
How is this bad?
@swarler
@swarler 2 жыл бұрын
the graphics are legitimately terrible and the main mechanic of communicating with the characters through text typed by you (and not chosen from a bunch of preset answers) works poorly enough that saying "melon" ends your game
@SantaFishes101
@SantaFishes101 2 жыл бұрын
@@swarler the graphics are very charming, especially for 2005
@hexogramd8430
@hexogramd8430 2 жыл бұрын
@@swarler the graphics are amazing for 2005
@khncke
@khncke 6 жыл бұрын
haha *melon*
@squidlizard9159
@squidlizard9159 6 жыл бұрын
*shuts door*
@MattVariety
@MattVariety 6 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT,
@CWINDOWSsystem32
@CWINDOWSsystem32 6 жыл бұрын
Alright Halfzard, I think it's time for you to leave. We'll be fine, you should just GO.
@machinepuppy
@machinepuppy 2 жыл бұрын
jerma following trip as he stormed off angrily into the kitchen and staring him down for a few seconds before typing "i have to go potty" caught me so off guard
@awesomeFrost
@awesomeFrost 6 жыл бұрын
CHUKE CHE
@scrungybingus285
@scrungybingus285 6 жыл бұрын
*REMEMBER THE RAT*
@jakeness5652
@jakeness5652 2 жыл бұрын
Crazed man LEARNS how to communicate with normal people LIVE
@shooby9496
@shooby9496 Жыл бұрын
36:46 "Focus on the big picture" Grace: Literally focuses on the big picture
@zeubersandvitch8882
@zeubersandvitch8882 6 жыл бұрын
Game starts at 10:29
@Samk1106
@Samk1106 6 жыл бұрын
zeubersandvitch G O D
@Trygyl
@Trygyl 6 жыл бұрын
Bless you sir
@daniel.holbrook
@daniel.holbrook 6 жыл бұрын
thanks
@Chance0
@Chance0 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@flask223
@flask223 2 жыл бұрын
What was he doing for 10 minutes
@jackmetrro
@jackmetrro Жыл бұрын
When he kissed both of them I imagined him just standing there with an oblivious smile on his face while staring at them.
@James-jb1do
@James-jb1do 2 жыл бұрын
56:06 - outside glitch 58:56 - glitch fail attempt 1:01:57 - fail again 1:04:00 - success 1:05:36 - trip chase (1:06:04) 1:07:06 - Jerma *illness* 1:07:50 - say nothing run 1:13:13 - burp 1 1:13:29 - melon 1:14:12 - burp 2 1:14:59 - burp 3 1:15:17 - burp 4 1:15:30 - melon 2 1:15:48 - fart 1:16:13 - loud fart 1:17:02 - AHHHHH 1:17:32 - hahahaha 1:17:40 - Jerma laugh track idea 1:19:01 - seinfeld melon 1:22:03 - Jared (no subs) 1:26:26 - melon 1 melon 2 trip kiss 3 (3 strikes you're out) 1:28:10 - Façade done 1:28:27 - Bot Colony offline (1:29:54) 1:28:42 - 50 dollar donation 1:30:36 - Stream Over
@lilnaze7218
@lilnaze7218 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@naniurackass7793
@naniurackass7793 9 ай бұрын
Based
@scrungybingus285
@scrungybingus285 6 жыл бұрын
Jerma does a diaper ABDL roleplay while a marriage falls apart around him
@usernamefromtheabyss
@usernamefromtheabyss 6 жыл бұрын
Cant believe it took him this much time to finally play this
@piinkdiamonds
@piinkdiamonds 6 жыл бұрын
RedWhiteBlueGreenYellow been waiting years for this
@jacobfy5597
@jacobfy5597 6 жыл бұрын
uh hey it's Trip, wow it's a while since we uh...uh well Grace and I thought it would be great if uh...you finally played our game Jerma...
@babyfaec
@babyfaec 6 жыл бұрын
I just saw this video in my recommended and I thought this video was several years old from back when this game was popular lol.
@babayaga3098
@babayaga3098 10 ай бұрын
Watching this was giving me anxiety bc jerma was talking so fast and they were all storming off super fast and the music sounded fucked up and then I noticed that I accidentally had the video on 1.25 speed LMFAO
@chinesecabbagefarmer
@chinesecabbagefarmer 2 жыл бұрын
In 2011: "Haha wow, this is a funny meme game." A decade later: What the fuck
@MadelineSawyer
@MadelineSawyer 4 жыл бұрын
streamer fails to wield chuck e cheese nostalgia to rebuild a relationship
@whatsupranchdubois
@whatsupranchdubois Жыл бұрын
this autoplayed while I was getting ready for work and the interaction of "where's your nintendo dude?" "I am NOT going to talk about SEX!" made me spit water all over my just finished makeup
@boi248
@boi248 Ай бұрын
I know it's just a game, but these two characters piss me off so much. They couldn't even keep it together for a few hours. I would never talk to them again.
@numerical_error
@numerical_error 6 жыл бұрын
Socializing 101. Lesson 985: If you are losing an argument, just say 'melon' and leave the room.
@glump7744
@glump7744 3 жыл бұрын
something about jerma walking around picking up things and typing in all lowercase gives off an oddly innocent vibe?
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 3 жыл бұрын
Jerma is wholesome
@Furhling
@Furhling 2 жыл бұрын
@@BananaPhoPhilly no u
@someoneunknown7655
@someoneunknown7655 Жыл бұрын
I mean he is roleplaying a baby
@MoarWubz
@MoarWubz Жыл бұрын
what
@dragonvolt2112
@dragonvolt2112 9 ай бұрын
spiderman!
@AndrewCARNBORN
@AndrewCARNBORN 10 ай бұрын
In all my years watching people play Facade this is the first time I've EVER seen Grace leave and you not get kicked out
@mestronghandle
@mestronghandle 2 жыл бұрын
I really could see Jerma at a dinner party doing all of this. Standing there and then when he comes in goes “Oh its a walking game!” Or “do I talk in this game?” When asked how hes been.
@Superboologan1
@Superboologan1 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who doesn't handle conflict well, like at all, this game's my own personal hell
@Neon99
@Neon99 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is uncomfortable, jerma is the only thing helping it
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 8 ай бұрын
Huh? There is no way people like you exist. You can't handle something well if you avoid it
@Meteorite_Shower
@Meteorite_Shower 6 жыл бұрын
Wait, did the subtitles just say the exact opposite of what Trip said at 52:03? How are you supposed to say yes or no to that?!
@jmmjjmmjjmmj
@jmmjjmmjjmmj 5 жыл бұрын
melon
@alalmalal
@alalmalal 3 жыл бұрын
He was trynna TRIP you
@pepperbytez8128
@pepperbytez8128 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma actually points out how awkward and unrealistic this situation is.
@victorp8689
@victorp8689 Жыл бұрын
if you think its unrealistic you havent been in my house lmao
@gregjayonnaise8314
@gregjayonnaise8314 Жыл бұрын
@@victorp8689 damn rip
@dir-gk
@dir-gk Жыл бұрын
@@victorp8689 just say melon victor. you got this.
@skakee10
@skakee10 Жыл бұрын
Its apparently realistic. I showed my dad this game when I was a kid cause I thought it was goofy and when he played it he almost cried :(
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 10 ай бұрын
I mean it’s awkward as fuck but the energy of being in the same room as a couple on the verge of breaking up is pretty on point
@scaleonkhan183
@scaleonkhan183 2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't paying attention and 1:17:05 genuinely scared the shit out of me
@odd8105
@odd8105 2 жыл бұрын
This game gave me mad anxiety playing it as a kid, good practice for my parents' divorce tho
@HeyHiLaterBye
@HeyHiLaterBye 2 жыл бұрын
*kisses grace, then trip, then wordlessly goes to the bedroom*
@SLYCoopaEatsChicken
@SLYCoopaEatsChicken 2 жыл бұрын
this game truly had better voice acting than most big games today
@-psilo-9071
@-psilo-9071 Жыл бұрын
This game makes me so stressed out they just argue and argue and barely even listen to you it's too realistic.
@oronk60
@oronk60 Жыл бұрын
It's called facade because he's wearing the face of trip's best friend.
@ErenMortel
@ErenMortel 2 жыл бұрын
He made so much progress on this game at such short notice, it's unbelievable
@thedude0000-b2j
@thedude0000-b2j Жыл бұрын
oh my GOD what he does the first playthrough is insane
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 Жыл бұрын
??
@theharvinator
@theharvinator Жыл бұрын
what did he do
@BlujiBerries
@BlujiBerries 10 ай бұрын
wdym
@ergoproxy-gx2cq
@ergoproxy-gx2cq 8 ай бұрын
​@@theharvinator15:02
@Jiub_SN
@Jiub_SN 8 ай бұрын
@@theharvinatorhe kissed them, this person is just an unfunny 13 year old girl
@ZombieGuy2401
@ZombieGuy2401 6 жыл бұрын
Domestic conflict simulator
@gooodmorning4526
@gooodmorning4526 8 ай бұрын
I love that they didnt kick him out when he kissed them or when they were arguing in front of him, but saying a fruit is where they cross the line
@bocolatebhipbookie
@bocolatebhipbookie 2 жыл бұрын
27:56 i love how jerma sounds exactly like trip here lmao
@yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
@yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912 6 жыл бұрын
Boring house, no VD’s😆😆😆😆😆
@JackPorter
@JackPorter 6 жыл бұрын
boring house, no *venereal diseases* !
@Razercool1878
@Razercool1878 6 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about his game. My body is ready.
@michaeldepauw9114
@michaeldepauw9114 2 жыл бұрын
1:04:39 Trip is walking off into the abyss lmao
@hypnotoad311
@hypnotoad311 2 жыл бұрын
Wish somebody would make something like this with todays technology
@Fernybun
@Fernybun Ай бұрын
*makes the exact same game*
@widen698
@widen698 2 жыл бұрын
8:42 The madman actually predicted what he would do two years later
@dogestranding5047
@dogestranding5047 2 жыл бұрын
sus
@kiffy00
@kiffy00 2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 жыл бұрын
@@dogestranding5047 their
@vistagreat9994
@vistagreat9994 2 жыл бұрын
He showed us all how HAHA he really was...
@zeallust8542
@zeallust8542 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. He did.
@ashwolfenson377
@ashwolfenson377 3 жыл бұрын
Baby screams melon to receive help from 35 year old friend
@Neon99
@Neon99 2 жыл бұрын
PSYCO streamer ropes unwilling couple into WEIRD baby roleplay
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 6 жыл бұрын
*Starts the stream* “What’s façade?” Oh boy
@dinnerman5
@dinnerman5 6 жыл бұрын
haha melon
@groovetorped
@groovetorped 4 жыл бұрын
It's like talking to 2 brick walls.
@FinnyT711
@FinnyT711 Ай бұрын
trip's admission to proposing to grace in a situation where she couldn't say no, grace's outburst about being a real artist and deciding then and there that she's had enough of him, and jerma in the background the whole time begging them to go to chuck e cheese and talk about their favorite episode of spongebob go together like graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows over a warm fire
@HighFive212
@HighFive212 2 ай бұрын
I remember my first date to "Chuke Cheese"
@Beelze_Bubbles
@Beelze_Bubbles 6 жыл бұрын
Baby Brad just wanted some watermelon while he was stuck in the couch and trip just picks him up and puts him outside the apartment XD
@navandozer
@navandozer 6 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, what kind of person designs a game with the thoughts of "you know all the shitty parts about people and relationships? I wanna play it."
@alalmalal
@alalmalal 3 жыл бұрын
A fuckin genius
@pemo2676
@pemo2676 3 жыл бұрын
3 years late but this was actually an experiment to study human behaviour, and then they just released the game for everyone since there's no point keeping it locked away
@literallieme
@literallieme 2 жыл бұрын
yet it’s been popular for like 16 years
@alicethetransdalek7333
@alicethetransdalek7333 2 жыл бұрын
4 years late, but it's so bizarre how that's what people consider a weird thing to design a game around, but like, stuff that's the cause of millions of people around the world is not
@DavidZMediaisAwesome
@DavidZMediaisAwesome 2 жыл бұрын
@@alicethetransdalek7333 2 months late, but what do you mean by that?
@niczkowski
@niczkowski 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this is my favorite FIGHTING SIMULATOR
@fishbroccoli69
@fishbroccoli69 3 жыл бұрын
the baby roleplay hit a little too close to home
@spoonsboy
@spoonsboy 3 жыл бұрын
8:42 aged like fine wine
@milkbox103
@milkbox103 3 жыл бұрын
he's a man of his word
@zeallust8542
@zeallust8542 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@kazuhiramiller7945
@kazuhiramiller7945 6 жыл бұрын
REMEMBER THE RAT AT CHUCK. E. CHEESE?
Jerma Streams - Iron Lung
2:17:21
Jerma Stream Archive
Рет қаралды 676 М.
Officer Rabbit is so bad. He made Luffy deaf. #funny #supersiblings #comedy
00:18
Funny superhero siblings
Рет қаралды 13 МЛН
小丑妹妹插队被妈妈教训!#小丑#路飞#家庭#搞笑
00:12
家庭搞笑日记
Рет қаралды 38 МЛН
отомстил?
00:56
История одного вокалиста
Рет қаралды 7 МЛН
Papa Jerma and Mama Miku's Freezeria
41:10
2ndJerma
Рет қаралды 728 М.
Jerma's Descent - The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Long Edit)
2:13:01
Golden_Winged
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН
Some Things I Appreciate About Dishonored
25:57
tito.
Рет қаралды 6 М.
jerma clips that i force my non viewer andy friends to watch
31:38
RTGame Streams: Façade
2:40:19
RTGame Stream Archive
Рет қаралды 51 М.
Jerma's Best Of Spore
2:03:08
2ndJerma
Рет қаралды 433 М.
Jerma Streams - Family Feud 2012
3:28:00
Jerma Stream Archive
Рет қаралды 386 М.
Glory to Papers, Please
49:58
RTGame
Рет қаралды 1,2 МЛН
Jerma Streams - Murder House
3:09:26
Jerma Stream Archive
Рет қаралды 698 М.