Jerma Solves Inflation - Jerma Plays Universal Paperclips (Long Edit)

[@olevgarden]

his greed sickens me

[@myartikool]

M-O-N-E-Y

[@themysteri0usstranger]

@@myartikool *scrunches face to an inhuman miniscule size when saying "money"*

[@obsoleteamarii3248]

Lmfao

[@smellysugar8825]

kind of greed they talk about in the Bible

[@fmbyslvt]

stacking apples in jerma's head

[@pyritepaladin5647]

19:20 "WAIT I CAN PLAY STOCKS?" is like watching a lab lock eyes with a tennis ball

[@crusaderguy1817]

Even in a game about making paperclips he finds a way to gamble. He's fucking insane.

[@lynxsie4285]

dogboy jerma

[@bugjuice0413]

dogboy jerma

[@BierBart12]

Enjoying gambling is such an alien concept to me

[@holdendeez69]

@@BierBart12gleep glorp😛

[@vivinjazz733]

Jerma trying to find the perfect mario background music that is not anxiety inducing but also not too relaxing and not overplayed and not scary and not too happy but also not too sad

[@toastie8173]

I like how the most replayed part is people trying to skip his desperate attempts at proving his clicking speed

[@velcropockets3412]

Oh hell no

[@the-golden-duck]

The duality of man

[@Raizoken0]

@@the-golden-ducktruly

[@aaa559]

@@Raizoken0 indeed

[@dedmememastr7116]

same

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

I love this community

[@omoogle]

if you skip through as the video progresses you will notice jerma's room getting darker due to the dark realization that he will never make enough paperclips to be happy

[@TomoProject]

oh hell yeah

[@the-golden-duck]

The duality of man

[@Raizoken0]

@@the-golden-ducktruly

[@aaa559]

@@Raizoken0 indeed

[@dedmememastr7116]

same

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

I love this community

[@PointsofData]

115% "Way too much demand, lower demand" 113% "Thats better" I love our jermy

[@wolfyxqy9172]

"Thank you big ass!" We all say in unison as the truck dumps on us

[@icedlava7063]

i love when he goes "don't EVER b- wait i gotta be careful- don't EVER buy razor mouse they're shit"

[@VaultDweller59]

and FUCK CAPCOM

[@AMan-xz7tx]

>Wants to vent about his shitty mouse >Realizes the risk of losing possible sponsor money >Does it anyways out of spite good to know that Jerma985 is more motivated by his hatred than his greed

[@christianroot6287]

i got a razer mouse and its shit yeah

[@D1EHARDTOO]

I thought Razer Mouse was a brand 😭

[@janpipiko]

utterly maddening to watch as someone familiar with the game, love it him not realizing that you can only withdraw your stock money once it's in the cash pool is actually gonna make me go joker mode

[@AMan-xz7tx]

To be fair, having the profits only deposit into the cash pool for such a brief amount of time is INFURIATING

[@lolfraggles]

@@AMan-xz7tx That's what the low risk spreads are for, it doesn't re-invest as much.

[@spheroid-collective]

I just left everything in low risk and forgot about it

[@anormal9037]

Just when I ran out of long edits to watch, the dumpy provides

[@sadgamerhours6776]

Watching Jerma discover in real time that the US treasury is at fault for rampant inflation was not what I expected for a Universal Paperclip playthrough

[@AMan-xz7tx]

The greedy grinner solves the economy; the nature of wealth itself revealed to him

[@meyague]

The federal reserve*

[@asdf-sr1ny]

@@meyague HAH! THE FEDERAL DESERVE !! THE FEDS DESERVE IT !!

[@meyague]

@@asdf-sr1ny please don't talk to me ever again

[@_good_b0y_]

​@@meyague i will talk to you.

[@zacorn5858]

watching this stream in memoriam after the news of his passing in the paperclip silo collapse incident. rip

[@Dia.dromes]

his absolute DUMPTRUCK ASS dragged him to the bottom in a matter of seconds... he didn't stand a chance. RIP king

[@AMan-xz7tx]

RIP Jerma985, guess we'll have to wait for Jerma986 to be finished. I'm thinking it's kinda funny how they wouldn't change something about the design after 985 of them died, but I guess the AI reconstructing him thinks it's funny or something, and humor WAS what he was built for, so I guess it makes sense

[@bbytyty]

guess i imagined the part where jerma said he'd kill everyone watching with a snap of his fingers if we didn't give him 17 dollars for wire for more paperclips to feed his paperclip addiction

[@theonlyron]

My favorite part is when he aggressively makes a statement like "I'm making $650 dollahs a SECOND" as if it's real, and everyone is impressed 😄

[@the10ofdiamondscard]

I'm impressed and it's real because I'm watching it happen

[@bananapepperben]

im not even halfway through the video. 77 thousand dollars a second is more annual revenue than google, apple, meta, microsoft, AND amazon combined. thats an unfathomable amount of money.

[@saltboat5091]

Wdym unfathomable, I just fathomed it, and so did you. In fact I can do even more. Imagine 1 billion dollars per second. Boom. Fathomed that as well

[@ether6]

​@@saltboat5091heck... why stop there? Imagine a gazillion dollars 😈

[@UnofficialCyane]

@@ether6 so like...dollars.. but.. it's made of gazelles dude

[@eco-terroristoverlord2033]

"5 gazillion dolars" propaganda by big paperclip

[@soupcangaming662]

@@eco-terroristoverlord2033 725.17 morbillian

[@matthewforce]

"Oh I did it."

[@de-ment]

I love how Jerma is essentially just a Kids' educational TV version of early-adulthood topics and even at his sincerest he just about reaches the level of complexity of MrBeast's presidency tweet

[@tyinplop6356]

As president, I would simply make all the right decisions 😎

[@manashieldworld]

I would simply do good.

[@cosmo_froggy]

32:00 Of course he picks the cure to male pattern baldness before the cure for cancer😒

[@zurathewoz4205]

Never would have expected Jerma to play a clicker game. Let alone one about paper clips

[@NightTimeDay]

he loves iPad games don't act like he's above this loool

[@AMan-xz7tx]

and especially one with an anti-capitalist message, would've never expected the greedy grinner himself to play this in a million years

[@aturchomicz821]

@@AMan-xz7tx Anti-capitalist messages are usually ignored by the people who benefit the most from the system, so that checks out

[@mjddjm96]

This is absolutely insane that he played this. Thank you Dumptruck

[@prognosticii]

Jerma the kind of guy to unironically dance the hornpipe in public when he finds a dollar bill on the pavement.

[@sho9585]

i cant believe its been 70 years since this man has died may the God have mercy on his soul

[@AMan-xz7tx]

RIP Jerma985, we can only hope Jerma986 can do better

[@Foxfac3]

maybe one of the coolest endings to a game ever

[@ReifinDFanchon]

Alt title: Jerma trying to find the right song while clicking on imaginary paperclip

[@zetsubo2]

Alt title: Jerma trying to beat the CPS world record

[@AMan-xz7tx]

Alt title: the greedy grinner destroys the universe for profit while internet e-clown reacts

[@gorlix]

alt title jerma tries to conceptualize dumbed down business 101

[@Saikocide]

my brain deletes the vod that i watched so i can re-watch it through long edits

[@AdamKlownzinger]

The best way to solve inflation is to make sure everybody has 1 million dollars ❤

[@-Mopo]

pretty sure this would lead to some sort of economic crisis

[@dogferret]

@@-Mopo i could fix it

[@bananapepperben]

@@dogferret i dont know who this guy is or what he stands for but i trust him

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Klownzinger for pres 2069

[@manashieldworld]

​@@-Mopopretty sure its all a madeup system and the fear of economic collapse is just to get people too scared to think about alternatives that dont rely on capitalistic hellholes

[@lizardstank]

It hits a special funny bone for me everytime he pretends to be really captured by music 1:20:50 especially how he cant follow through and has to turn the cam off

[@vis_666]

11:57 hit me like a truck with the mario cannon impression

[@AurrenTV]

it's the WaaaaRRRRGH that gets me

[@BrazenSolar]

the ending of this made me burst out laughing. the cut was perfect

[@kafkaesque6459]

*Release* *The* *Hypno* *Drones*

[@AMan-xz7tx]

All your clip are belong to us

[@panmanteca5923]

A new era of trust

[@a_businessman]

you can trust me with hypno drones, i am a safe and responsible AI

[@valerievalerievalerievalerie]

I DIDNT KNOW HE PLAYED THIS I LOVE PAPERCLIPS AAHHH THANK YOU

[@aaron_thats_me]

This feels like the gameplay got replaced and he is actually playing some different

[@hulfe2514]

Im genuinely impressed by his clicking technique

[@EATS-ONLY-HEADS]

"oh i did it"

[@Dsmky117]

the pit sweat required to reach 13.8 clicks per second is unreal

[@decodas]

47:59 A Jerma-mobile speeds by

[@slovakthrowback3738]

jermobile

[@zachk05]

Jerma throwing on some electro swing thinking it was blues music is so funny

[@soupcangaming662]

the 985th paper clip drone

[@nicolasprudhon7544]

he is as tall as three apples

[@gavinpikky]

I wanted a long edit of this stream a few days ago and now it exists, thank you

[@RealName828]

1:34:26 huh? I did it. 😂😂😂 this guy is too funny

[@theonlyron]

Computer commercials in the 1990s be like 32:06

[@zurathewoz4205]

Jerma complains and makes noise for 4 hours straight

[@goober985]

Jerma was always right about beyond meat's stock price, its sad he is an immortal lich now..

[@Shamwow419]

hold up this is some fresh squeezed bug milk!

[@GrillMasterXBBQ]

rotting on the couch, then I see jerma!!!! :3333

[@icedlava7063]

:3

[@DrChillyBones]

$5,000,000 in $1 bills would weigh 10,000 lbs

[@PointsofData]

I love this click speed test video, it's just what I needed to fall asleep to, thanks

[@bluejetlightning8427]

Paper. Clip.Nation.

[@aaronwalter1549]

jerma could clip my paper

[@aoifelegear3178]

the mother 3 music that starts playing for a section of the stream is so ironic lmao

[@mcstickz1]

Lying comes so easily to his forked tongue

[@Pointy_Bird]

He's getting smarter 😅 Edit: put this man in charge of the economy!

[@xleep712]

Somebody has got to show jerma incrementaldb

[@allexjr1270]

Am I having an aneurysm or is this edit making him seem even more insane than usual

[@thegrimreaper6787]

9:36 OMG THATS THE BEST MARIO IVE EVER HEARD WTF

[@heyimspence7717]

1:25:42 I can’t with that music lmao

[@NotABean_]

sad because I can't watch both jerma and the Universal Paperclip gameplay at the same time :(

[@theonlyron]

make more tab

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Daily reminder that you will never be a w

[@balewaif]

​@@theonlyron framed pictures work too

[@earth88_]

​@@GeneralKenobi69420fart

[@theonlyron]

@@GeneralKenobi69420 Guy with a name and profile picture from Star Wars is trying to tell someone *else* that they're living in a fictional reality. I find your transphobia...disturbing.

[@ando2421]

thank you so much for making these compilations 👍🏼

[@Luca-gf6sh]

48:38 he's becoming self aware

[@IsMyNameUnique]

he would be great at 1.8 pvp

[@cloy4096]

1:01:05 THE WAY HE REALISED WHAT HE'S DONE ON THE BEAT DROP HAHAHA

[@jillsandwitch67]

what happened

[@thewoodchipper]

This channel is a godsend

[@awesomepawn2]

he looks so young

[@GreatHushpuppy]

makes you think. what if *you* sold paperclips?

[@hunderslash]

wait did you edit the desync in

[@IAmCaligvla]

Jerma making funny faces to quirky music for one hour and thirty minutes.

[@jds0582]

omg i just played it and how is he that daft at the start, he keeps changing his prices to be suboptimum despite having all the data there to get the best $/s, smh.

[@ToiletCloggerDemon]

Damn I had no idea he had played this. Now he's gaming in ̶h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell :(

[@theofriese4162]

Thanks for the huge dump man. Super helpful!

[@OmnipotentNoodle]

I never thought this game could be stressful, but watching him play genuinely made me so stressed lmfao

[@MegaMagma15]

what a little freak

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Another stream turned turbozerking.

[@garneet]

i watched 10 minutes then started and got into the quintillions before i continued so i wouldnt get spoiled in a game ive already played countless times

[@asdwz458]

1:01:38 why did he do that face

[@devinosland359]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@Idntgt]

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[@rpgasai7730]

hearing p5 ost in a jerma stream is giving me whiplash

[@tabs3356]

eprsona 5 ost made this unwatchable, felt like i was going to explode from my favorite things colliding

[@MyNameHere101]

Its cool of jerma to interact with his fans on stream before he assassinates them later in the night by zerking them to zeath

[@idontknowgaming5653]

pyrocynical gonna be pissed

[@manashieldworld]

i dont get the joke but now i miss pythanoc

[@asdfadssf]

Aaaa, stop pulling out all the money from the stock market as soon as you generate a tiny profit, aaaa.

[@small-brain_loud-talker5155]

this should be on letterboxd

[@nathanshults9901]

do NOT type “Jerma Inflation” trying to find this video!!!

[@jonathanheffron943]

I LOVE JERMA LONG EDITS THANK U DUMPTRUCK

[@a_businessman]

can't believe this psycho created the singularity

[@skridz3987]

I'm farting

[@leahl5007]

What is yomi?

[@nullspaceindustries]

It's a Japanese term used in fighting game communities to mean "mindgames," getting in your opponent's head and predicting their moves

[@tictac6963]

9:34 I thought he booted up Super Mario 64 with his impression

[@princessjellyfish98]

9:36 eLO

[@manguymanfellaman]

I have a death adder and tried doin it. I couldn't get past 12 cause the buttons are so terrible. Did it on mobile and got 13

[@PedroKing19]

32:27 my cutie-patootie looks so cute curing câncer ❤🥰

[@Pitbullbiscuit]

skipping randomly into this video to any part without knowing wtf is going on is tripping me out

[@stegosriz5882]

Whats the song at 46:42 ??

[@ajsu5833]

MOTHER 3 OST - Danger

[@gobbo1917]

I heard the cathartic claps of daddy dumpy in my feed and had to come check out this log. And Boy is it a long one.

[@sirfrogington4767]

How old is this stream !?

[@lewongrs]

why does he look so uncanny in this stream

[@eandeeznutz4346]

large enemy sus guy

[@areyoufuckingjokingme]

he’s the same color as the wall 😭

[@ariana9871]

more cheese!!! more macaroni!!!

[@snowrunetunes6252]

jerma inflation zorn

[@lardusbirmingham7020]

I LOVE JERMA