Jerma Streams - Fable II

[@JermaStreamArchive]

6:16 Fable II

[@racerdgs]

No brbs in a 6+ hour stream? Jerma?

[@LovelySoftSnow]

Fable II

[@anpancake]

The bladder of the gods

[@Cowpowblaow]

@@LovelySoftSnow Fable II

[@babumiek7232]

@@Cowpowblaow Fable II

[@karl3668]

I love how in the cutscene at 41:53 he gets shot, falls out of the window, almost dies but gets saved by a mysterious woman and then the loading screen tip is just about how to extend the farting emote.

[@zeallust8542]

Honestly a pretty good summary of the Fable games

[@InVinoVeratas]

Fart Emotes encapsulate the Fable experience succinctly, as intended by Peter Molyneux, just like how women in Fable one were only extremely attracted to bald men that looked a lot like Peter Molyneux, but obviously has nothing to do with his ego demanding it as such from the developers.

[@InVinoVeratas]

@@totaldestruction152 Took me 5 minutes, but here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYeknIV6q7Z4pck Go to 9:36 in the time of this video. Not sure if this is true, or just a very cleaver and funny reference, either way I'll pretend like it's true and Peter demanded his team make women attracted to balding, old men.

[@nou1178]

Jerma the pickup artist has released his newest course, titled:"From acquaintances to wedding couple in *only* 43 farts"

[@MetricPolygon]

when is the unprotected sex step by step tutorial coming

[@gaymansupreme]

Jerma humor = Fable humor.

[@InVinoVeratas]

Reminds me of that early romance in the 2000's "How to lose a guy in 10 farts", starring Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey.

[@Sulphoraes]

How this always goes: Jerma: *finds a gambling mini-game in any video game he plays* Chat: *collectively goes monkaS and prepares for the eventuality that this might be the remainder of the stream*

[@CatSageJustice]

Mr. Green is taking over and becoming the dominant personality.

[@inspectorjavert9868]

@Dog Crazy Hey buddy you just roll in from stupid town?

[@zarovich9397]

Monkey what now monk a who?

[@symbolicacts6056]

@Dog Crazy Crazy dog

[@scromple]

@Dog Crazy monkaDog

[@MakkaPak]

Jerma saying "she probably left" while running past the corpse his fiancé at 5:12:35 had me in stitches

[@EhBoing]

I admire Jerma's efforts at the start, but we all know that if you give him too much freedom, he'll always be a thieving, gambling, evil individual

[@avoidbeing]

a farting one, too

[@starlillyclouds]

@@avoidbeing always a farting one

[@ok.sinesm]

Don't forget gluttony.. it was all downhill from the pies and wine

[@deecomposerr]

i really enjoy how in less than 10 minutes, before the first cutscene of the fucking game, chat is already trying to palpatine jerma into being evil

[@deecomposerr]

local good boy loves rawdogging women he doesnt know while his pants are full of shit

[@joshuasanchez9257]

@@deecomposerr secs meg giffin

[@bonkstimus]

Zenigata!

[@Bishop985]

hahah

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Fun fact with Alex, I did the sidequest to marry her then back at that demon door in the other town I proposed to another woman to unlock the door. I left that woman as engaged while I continued the story up until the timeskip, also had a baby with Alex before then and when I came home the baby grew into a little girl. Continued on for a while until one guy threatened to expose me being engaged to another woman and tell Alex, I paid him off and didn't hear from him again. Thought things were okay but then Alex said she wasn't happy and wanted a better house so I tried saving up to move into a better one in town. Right after I bought the house she told me that she was divorcing me and taking our daughter with her. I proceeded to head back to that other town and buy tons of beer and dessert to stuff my face and immediately gained a ton of weight then decided to run around and fart in front of everyone.... So basically Marriage sucks in this game, don't bother with it.

[@Pactastic042]

I always have at least 6 wives in this game

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@Pactastic042 *Fable Harem*

[@matthewphillips1890]

@@Pactastic042 *those are rookie numbers*

[@Pactastic042]

@@matthewphillips1890 YES BUT you can get additional wives in each region without them find out for example thags cabin and bowerstone lake camp

[@profanegunman7586]

From the wiki: "Alex may seem like a good choice as a first spouse, but she/he is extremely hard to keep, as for some reason, leaving her/him for three days will almost always result in her/him leaving you. However if you immediately have a child with her/him, have her live with the child in Homestead (Demon Door in Oakfield), and make her/his upkeep 75 (3.75x more than her original desire) or more she/he will withstand a recorded 180+ hours. Note: This was tested on a good, pure, will user with the best appearance." Alex is just a shithead.

[@riffofthegods]

"how am I a villian" *takes a drunk girl home and marries her*

[@gabeitch9142]

Thats like the least villanious thing hes done.

[@felicityc]

I wondered why this would be 6 hours, then we got to the slot machines

[@oweneastwood2223]

props to the chat member who fabricated an entire tv show theme just to gaslight jerma

[@yamo96]

dude they didn't make it up, the theme goes zuzuzu for real

[@Kevbo2040]

Them: "Fable 2 is such a dumb, badly programmed, unrealistic game!" Me: 2:29:10 "Jerma shits in this guy's face, and he immediately gets up to kick his ass. Sounds realistic to me."

[@CowboyPete]

The Oggy and the cockroaches bit was hilarious.

[@thecoolnerdcolress1738]

timeline?

[@ExoFart]

1:11:45

[@yrtomin]

"I'm gonna be a good boy" *genocides a tavern*

[@bigbeefscorcho]

This is the archetype of classic tales of adventurers throughout history, you hear it in every culture- The valiant warrior hiding in the corner of town square eating 7 pies and yelling at anyone who looks at him

[@cobalt1089]

4:56:00 Jerma vortexes the baby

[@jeremyquiros5483]

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when he started charging it 💀

[@soulsborne14]

Literally came to the comments to see if anyone time stamped this part 🤣@@jeremyquiros5483

[@fgfh10004]

I like how chat are saying there's more than one Brit when that IS James Corden

[@Pactastic042]

"I'm gonna buy a house and we'll sleep together I mean I have a ring.." he has such a way with words

[@gabeitch9142]

Thats pretty in line with how everybody in the game talks

[@Catman2030]

I love how he kept tapping the cast spell button and shooting out the weakest possible spell, and yet somehow thought it was very powerful.

[@cheyannei5983]

To be fair, this game has wonderful game feel

[@sheebuhenu4074]

Man if lightning starting shooting out of my hands, i think it’d be powerful too.

[@Pasakoye]

Fable is still they only game series you can shoot lightning from your middle finger.

[@thebotector7494]

Can’t wait for Bugleberry next Sunday

[@IrishMan441]

"Hey, its me, Bugleberry." The most i've ever heard about him.

[@Twitch380]

YOU mean catboi Jerma?

[@igotashake]

@Dog Crazy LMFAO

[@poppybebuckle9554]

Fable 2 was my favorite in the series, i am very glad to see him streaming it.

[@brettmiller1905]

Love seeing Jerma play one of my favorite games from middle school, wish fable got talked about more.

[@Dante1920]

A new one is coming, getting made by the company that maybe Forza: Horizon

[@whitetpoison5601]

My favorite thing about Jerma, is that every game he play’s is his first (:

[@SonnoMaku]

Oh man Fable 2. I was so hyped for this. I was obsessed with Fable 1 on PC. Of course they never released Fable 2 on PC and because of that the only memories I have of Fable 2 are of being really excited to play it then huge disappointment when it didn't get released on PC. All these years later and the only footage I've seen of it was when they were doing some walkthrough of some of the quests on G4 back when that was a thing. I'll watch this stream and watch a port of Fable 2 will finally come to PC. Wouldn't be the first time something like that has happened.

[@ToastyBB]

If it does come it wont be soon

[@daniel.holbrook]

for some reason i read this in etalyx's voice

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@daniel.holbrook Back when Fable Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Fable Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me than it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one. Usually the issue wasn't- I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

[@JohnLucPicard98]

I was at work when I started watching the stream live on my break. After I went home and ran some errands I come back to Jerma still streaming and was playing the blacksmithing mini game. I was in fucking tears this was like 5 hours after

[@worried_weasel747]

As a fable fanatic, who’s favorite fable game is fable 2, I think I’d rather rip my hair out than watch Jerma play this game.

[@smorlokdelok]

Im like that for his Oblivion playthrough. FUCK its painful, but i fully understand how.

[@SirDankleberry]

Are you also someone who wishes for a remaster or at least a PC port too?

[@Lawnmower737]

Why? Just because he’s not playing you like would?

[@sheriffvader6908]

@@Lawnmower737 probably

[@MrHostile12]

@@SirDankleberry Remaster would be so nice. 60fps and remove the motion blur and the rest could stay the same :D

[@A2simp]

This game was my childhood, so happy to see jerma play it

[@mulch624]

I love his little hint towards the bugleberry stream at the beginning

[@csys690]

1:13:37 It's "Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddies" at the 2:22 mark of the song

[@lizzardborn2645]

this is one of my favorite games of all time i’m so excited

[@thedyce612]

My face lit up when he read out Oggy & The Cockroaches. I watched that show as a kid on a shitty kids station called PoP because my family didn't have Sky or Cable or whatever.

[@Chumpskey]

Atomic Betty and Totally Spies were also excellent on POP !

[@aagh8714]

pop was the shit

[@thedyce612]

@@Chumpskey Aww yeah. It had an exclamation mark at the end didn't it, it was like "POP!"

[@RexingtonPlays]

god this playthru is making me try to figure out how to torrent a copy of this game and emulate it. thanks for the nostalgia

[@sattesail9762]

this man is playing all of the lesser-known childhood games I used to play

[@gaymansupreme]

He's playing one of my favorite games, holy shit.

[@bipolarasp]

Has he even said 3 gold pieces?

[@carto4028]

No

[@bipolarasp]

Fair enough

[@sebastiendiaz-corona7966]

@@bipolarasp 23:45

[@g4man41]

3:01:36 This ENTIRE scenario was making me see tears through my laughter

[@GreyHouseNanny]

Jeremy "I Get Fifty Dollars Every Five Minutes" Elbertson

[@primejrc3550]

please stream more of this, such a great game

[@Grimosaur]

Need an extra stream highlight for the 2 hour long phantom jerma stream in the pre-stream chat leading up to this.

[@sdvgsher3041]

that PSYCHO showed up NAKED with a FACECAM on and started to restart the stream OVER AND OVER again

[@noodless]

i can already predict how chaotic this stream will be

[@g4man41]

2:45:50 I can’t lie, that was pretty awesome.

[@korbenjoseph3276]

His Fable/Dark Souls game he wants is Dragon's Dogma

[@sticklandaman9676]

1:08:45 Just need this moment for myself

[@AnonymousEchidma]

For those wondering, almost positive the Zhu noises Jerma couldn’t think of, are him emulating Johnny Bravo

[@thearchitect5405]

32:34 Love braindead chatters. Whoever answered him there just looked up when the first school was created, ignoring the fact that public schooling wasn't established until literally thousands of years after the date the chatter answered with, because the chatter just wanted to seem smart because they have Google.

[@thaksjtube]

Jerma plays this game like an absolute tuber. Just spends the entire time wandering around seeking praise from the towns people.

[@Pactastic042]

I love this game but the tutorial part when your a kid gets unbearable after your third or so playthrough

[@smorlokdelok]

5:48:32 maybe Greedfall would fit that? Like, obviously you cannot stab random townsfolk and fart on their corpse, but it still has DS’s tight combat and pretty neat open world RPG elements. Though im probably miss interpreting what Jermo’s actually talking about.

[@USMC49er]

Yeah, that is weird that this game was never on PC. Fable 3 was on steam but was removed after windows live marketplace died off. Microsoft holds the license so it will be up to them to release or remaster the titles.

[@cheyannei5983]

I want to play it again so bad :c

[@youtubehasbigcringe]

@@cheyannei5983 just yo ho it

[@cheyannei5983]

@@youtubehasbigcringe it's not on PC

[@youtubehasbigcringe]

@@cheyannei5983 fable 3 is

[@cheyannei5983]

@@youtubehasbigcringe fable 3 isn't good

[@Videogamer217]

ngl I'm kinda disappointed that he only spent like 20 minutes on story

[@Hiihtopipa]

Then again thats pretty good for jerma the scatterbrain

[@galacsinhajto]

He can't read and doesn't understands human speech very well. This is in his nature. The same reason he didn't rank fallout new Vegas very high because he skipped the entire story and just cloned easy Peter over and over again

[@gabeitch9142]

​@@galacsinhajtothe nv story is kind of a lot

[@galacsinhajto]

@gabeitch9142 you are correct. It is a lot! I was also joking 😅 .

[@GentlemanOrcus1]

"I'm a good person but a bad boy" "I am a very good-bad boy" -Vennu malesh

[@Pactastic042]

I know nobody cares but you can't usually have more than one wife or husband in a region but I'm bowerstone lake you can house a family at the camp and at thads shack without them discovering eachother

[@rasheednesbitt8667]

Was he hinting at a catboy stream at 4:10 ? Or is it an actual person?

[@unfilterednonsense3380]

I love all the Fable Games. They are great in my opinion.

[@ExpertPeeb]

so he just spent the whole time roleplaying mister green?

[@ToastyBB]

Roleplaying mr green is his entire life at this point

[@carto4028]

one bit andy

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

“You nu’uh!”

[@dwafdiddledump]

i'm aware this is kind of a stupid thing to be happy about but he read a bunch of my messages during this stream and even told me goodnight @ 2:27:30 ^___^ jerma my beloved streamer

[@avebave6550]

Beans

[@toybox4sale]

beans

[@nekkro6879]

Beans

[@InDeepPudding]

parasocial relationships be like

[@dwafdiddledump]

@@InDeepPudding a lady can't even be happy about a streamer responding to her comment w/out ppl saying this shit LOL

[@btchsyrup6943]

1:08:20 isn't the hero from oakvale the MC from the first game?

[@carto4028]

Considering that ozzy and the cockroaches did 11 songs for the grotto beast cartoon back in 96 i would have thought he would know about them. Looks like he bought the grotto beast IP for money and not because hes a true fan like us ;(

[@bazboyd44]

I thought pzzy and the cockroaches was a cartoon

[@petemoss7704]

@@bazboyd44 it was a cartoon about the band. Yknow how the Monkees have a tv show

[@Slimurgical]

Not even 12 minutes in and Jerma's already gaslighting Chat. What an Absolute PSYCHOPATH.

[@CloudBlitzer]

Jerma is the only person to spend an hour farting on civilians without ever completing the tutorial

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

So much hate for this game :( This game, for me, is the most comfy of comfy, and I adore every pixel.

[@Postaldude__]

I agree, i have pretty bad insomnia most days but ive been playing this at night and it just makes me comfortable and sleepy for some reason, though it has its obvious flaws

[@stiddleficks4044]

**fart** your actions have affected your purity

[@sanguillotine]

I got really confused when Jerma acted like 161 was overweight because I’m like 166 and considered underweight, but then I remembered how small Jerma is...

[@sanguillotine]

@@lordarcalinox8582 he’s like 5’6”

[@StankFrengus]

​@@sanguillotine wasn't he already proven 5'9

[@sanguillotine]

@@StankFrengus I remember him saying he was 5’6” on The Official Podcast when Charlie asked him. It didn’t sound like he was joking and he definitely didn’t grow 3in since then, so I’m pretty sure he’s still 5’6”.

[@g4man41]

3:20:18 I know that hurt some of us for him not being in front of the Demon Door.

[@Twitch380]

too bad he didnt play the game he just did wedding stuff > >

[@the_rabidsquirel]

Expecting to just win at the slots and getting mad that he lost money on them is peak Jerma.

[@wsmiles8677]

"Would you kindly" joke is an easy +2

[@RaeperFawks]

6:15:15 Baseball?! Oakland A's moving to Las Vegas CONFIRMED

[@skate3745]

Is cutting a farmer family’s wood so many times that you can afford to buy their house from them on the cheap good boy or bad boy behavior?

[@LJGator808]

... This guy drives me absolutely nuts sometimes when I watch him play 🥴

[@agentmom0]

This is the funniest jerma stream ever I'm dyin

[@tertain4795]

Odd place to put this, but when I was younger I played Fable 3 with my little brother. I was for some REASON (I was a lesbian but didn’t know it) got really excited that I could marry a woman as a woman in the game. Also, me and my brother would sing “follow the glowing brick road, follow the glowing brick road” as we followed the glitter trail lol. Last thing is that the bird themed hammer was one of my favorite things ever as a kid. It was so fucking cool.

[@soulsborne14]

Jerma just randomly bringing people home for 'activities' acting all confused killed me 🤣

[@smoothjas]

4:20:50 HUH?????

[@thepre-primordials1883]

3:29:51 that's a lie if parents could see even just a few possibilites nevermind all they'd die from the knowledge of what they forced upon the child

[@metalslug3fan]

so this is the "woohoo speedrun" everyone has been talking about

[@Bluothy]

...Did anyone else always play 'Jeremey Elbertson Full-time Good boy'... I think I used to steal and that was about it..

[@TheInnerEvil]

The worst thing i did in my first playthrough was telling Alex i didn't want to marry her.

[@Bluothy]

@@TheInnerEvil Go forth Hero

[@Lightspeedloser_]

Watched this stream remembered how fun this game was and downloaded it and killed everyone in bowerstone and ruined my reputation on my existing character

[@williamdunbar2802]

I was introduced to the fable series with fable 3 bundled with my Xbox 360. I recently when back and played fable 2, and it’s way better than 3

[@SuprememessageNG]

Jerma? Playing one of my favorite games? I'm just mad I couldn't see this live.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

1:45:00 to 6:15:00 Children, this could be you if you dodge salads

[@riffofthegods]

"I don't know what's good" oh no

[@UncleBeerus]

What an incredible thumbnail

[@luis241661]

marries women through farts and puts a property for rent the first 30 minutes into the game... gets surprised the gambling game has a debt collection system

[@Lord_Viscerate]

33:10 felt sick Trap beat incoming

[@apeman3283]

Fable 2 > cyberpunk 2077

[@Twitch380]

LOL QWAP > Cyberpunk

[@Yhu4]

That's so funny with the zoi-zoi noise (1.08 ish) I was thinking 'Oh that's like Ozzy and the cockroaches' , I'm so relieved I'm not the only one that fabricated that shows existence, it is as weird as it sounds.

[@JonBWinston]

SAME I was losing my mind

[@SwampyWilkinson]

the heart of the fart

[@Intertayne]

The 360 doesn't even look bad, let alone as laughably terrible as people were making it seem in this stream

[@swag8724]

Every jerma stream has some sort of gambling in it

[@mash3732]

⭐PENIS CURSE⭐

[@seatbeltpillows8844]

Yo thanks I think the vod got muted so I'm watchin this instead cause I can't miss a second

[@JermaStreamArchive]

The vod got muted but upon reviewing the section that got muted, there was no music playing. Twitch randomly muted a 5 minute section for no reason.

[@InVinoVeratas]

Unhinged, insane streamer refuses to make real money through the questline and instead regulates himself to slave labour as a blacksmith to AI in the game for an hour.

[@Ligmaballin]

Imagine finding a random stranger, marrying her and having a kid in one day

[@JoeyPerp]

I love this game. CLASSIC xbox 360.

[@lanowyn]

"I need to level up my gambling skill"

[@rin-joh8644]

The best part was Hasan sending his viewers to watch Jerma be a landlord.

[@aa.2864]

Timestamp?

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Hope this comment thread doesn't turn horrible like the last time a political streamer was mentioned...

[@rin-joh8644]

@@aa.2864 2:12:39

[@nosubscribe6233]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. hasan is sexy

[@pennyisdreadful]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. anybody who can't handle hasan is a fucking coward.

[@Twitch380]

The only problem with Fable is you litrealy circle around the target and smack it with a Sword Shaped Stick... dumb combat but good game. ( Melee at least)

[@matthewphillips1890]

Me: *tries to hug my cat* My cat: 4:20:54