Jerma Streams - Far Cry 5 (Part 1) [with Etalyx]

[@FroggyDoo]

0:38 he talks 4:08 game starts

[@Kodlaken]

yes

[@Xenoforge78]

Thanks.

[@madwomansinsight]

Blessed

[@Diesel0514]

Based

[@seansliger1]

whenever I hear Etalyx I question whether or not it's prerecorded audio of Etalyx

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

Yes.

[@jefferyharambe5067]

Back When Army Of Two First Came Out did you just create that account for this comment

[@zonnytiger2371]

wha wha there's no secrets over here?

[@gregtronica3569]

are you serious?

[@reno6703]

@@gregtronica3569 hey guys, what’s up?

[@zonnytiger2371]

This stream keeps me company whenever im sick to the point of having to stay in bed❤

[@longhorn4400]

my wife is pregnant with our first child. We are going to name her jerma.

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

Are you sure?

[@backwhenarmyoftwofirstcame2873]

you might trash your kids genetics I wouldn't do that

[@firelinksunlight9692]

Name your kid jerma or your wife

[@RobbieMinor]

Did you actually go through with it?

[@thesunshinestate5485]

Yeah I need to know if this happened

[@romainlettuce233]

Etalyx leaving jerma in the woods at 3:16:00 only for him to teleport to the car and be even more confused is such great comedic timing

[@MisterSpinalzo]

The adventure of Diana and two human NPCs

[@shelby5809]

Jerma is a furry though

[@edwardv1255]

@@shelby5809 vegan furry*

[@shelby5809]

@@edwardv1255 is he vegan now? i don't watch jerma anymore

[@edwardv1255]

@@shelby5809 nah, just referencing one of his legendary chat misreads

[@Xenoforge78]

That was a trip. Took me like a week and a half to watch, but it was so, so worth it.

[@lostpockets2227]

totally

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

"Why would there be a handbrake on a tractor?" ~ Jerma985 2018

[@Shoop27]

1:17:00 best part of the stream

[@theblackknight5732]

50:30

[@CadChamberlain]

3:25:00 this stream was amazing

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

55:27 jerma says "safe" just as the choir on the radio does lol

[@theboysllc3174]

Jerma has divine powers

[@TheLastWanderingBard]

HEY HEY YOU YOU Oh and isn't this that streamer that scored one point short on the wheelchair minigame in A Way Out?

[@muddydisco2329]

We jerma said “king of the jungle” I fully expected him to say “junjle”

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Diana is best girl

[@diz5313]

First the Invisible Boatmobile, then the Invisible Jet.

[@MikeFallen13]

Just knowing the shit that happened in FC4, this is going to be a great video

[@nickc8863]

It was driving me fucking nuts when he couldn't figure out how to unlock the wingsuit! Here I am at 1am baked out of my gourd on heavy ass indica, yelling at my tablet "NO! the wingsuit is RIGHT THERE!" .. and that's why my neighbors think I'm insane. The end.

[@theboysllc3174]

Consuming Jerma content while under the influence of thc has been linked to psychosis

[@catpurrito5586]

1:33:18 actual foreshadow

[@samarsvard6384]

they just did an e3 gamer demo with that tower

[@robertcop2159]

AND BOO IS IN THE CALL

[@G0nzA10895]

Now this is what I wanted to see

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

top ten jerma streams for sure

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Is this 1:49:03 the earliest known footage of Jerma putting someone in a meat grinder? I mean we all know he’s been doing it for decades but is this the first sighting?

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

2:15:27 oh my god I'm dying

[@aniyilator]

5:11:54 And he wonders why the serial killer "meme" exists

[@dahktuh]

DIANA FOR JERMA RUMBLE 2018

[@k4rz43]

Jerma has a real hard time distinguishing civilians/teammates from enemies. I wouldn't want to be on his squad during WW3.

[@ratfarmer1]

5:14:50 are you fuckin with me mister

[@obsessivelyobsessed5263]

I love that Etalyx talks about the superior audio codec, and yet still sounds like his microphone is in another room... I realize that's his fault but it's funny to me that he's all about using the superior codec to sound as bad as discord anyway

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The part where Nick’s wife Kim is like “we can’t go!” I want Nick to grab her and just scream “I JUST KILLED 20 MEN! WE ARE LEAVING!”

[@batboy5023]

I fuckin love this game

[@Lusiggy]

If the 2nd jerma video on this doesn't have an intro featuring The car in the river from the goofy movie then I'm unsubscribing

[@jonahbrown5669]

Jerma: I have no money Also Jerma: pays $200 to put brown paint on a brown baseball bat

[@jonahbrown5669]

They keep spending thousands on things they never use, and then complain about using the same one assault rifle for 5 hours when they could have bought different weapons. Jerma and Etalyx are god gamers 😎

[@carlosnieves6432]

Thumbnail clip 1:36:29

[@Comrade_Nils]

2:08:32 - 2:08:43 _Why i love Jerma_

[@identikit5441]

chexus chainsaw massacre

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Let me tell you a story 'bout me old _Bones_

[@floorfungus4209]

oh jerma, just casually accidentally comitting war crimes

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

What a tragic end to the legend that was Diana )':

[@KumiesCummies]

Good thing the boys at Elbertson Studios retconned her death in the sequel.

[@lance_the_avocado9492]

When you use Teamspeak

[@theblackknight5732]

Had to buy it after hearing about the grappling hook

[@BoosterDawg]

4:39 24:09 28:10

[@shelby5809]

28:18

[@dinonatorful]

4:13:05

[@Mr.Business-sv8uc]

As somebody who loves this game and has beaten it several times, this is so hard to watch but funny as shit at the same timd

[@Seft2_]

Same

[@catpurrito5586]

imagine loving a ubisoft game

[@SewerGoblinz]

@@catpurrito5586 imagine being a weeb lmao i don't even like ubisoft, weebs are just really far below a ubisoft fan.

[@catpurrito5586]

@@SewerGoblinz hey you are the one who recognize this pfp and ubisoft not gonna love you back

[@maezy.d]

IS THAT CAR SEAT HEADREST IN THE BACKGROUND AT 17:41 ??

[@frees0ull]

IT ACTUALLY IS I JUST LOOKED IT UP VINCENT IS IN THE GAME LMAOO

[@Intelwinsbigly]

1:33:00 Shitty modern hairstyle.

[@kerpopio8837]

book mark: 3:01:30

[@oliveprocessor3068]

Dianne really carried this entire playthrough

[@dekyed]

I must not miss the detective stream! Totally need the chat for that

[@dekyed]

Although im fucking banned from Jermas chat for some reason...

[@GenghisGunt]

3:48:09 gamer moment

[@The_RetroManiac]

this game feels like a fever dream

[@catpurrito5586]

Through out this video Etalyx acts like a energetic happy husband while Jerma is the clueless responsible mom like a goddamn Virgo he is

[@yashuab.2979]

Dang, Jerma freakin' loves Gta at this time!

[@Sacra898]

lmao someone gifted nightbot a sub hahahaha, priceless

[@halowaffle25]

Did anyone else catch the irony behind Diana and the invisible jet? :P

[@pillgrimm]

tHaT's NoT wHaT iRoNy Is

[@JiggyMcCue]

@@pillgrimm It isn't what irony is, ESL moron

[@dawei1731]

Watchign the stream was a mix of fun from jerma and concern for future games. This is 2018 Ubisoft? I'm so scared for BGE2 now.

[@TemmiePlays]

Dá Wéi the canoe part is pretty buggy too :) I saw three streamers get the thing wedged and forced a restart

[@TemmiePlays]

^ I meant for A way out. Far cry 5 is skyrim with guns and just as wonky

[@ethans7588]

That's why I was going to pirate this game. Just checking to see if it's even worth doing that.

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Single player has been fine for me unless I try to break it on purpose like setting a whole friendly NPC town on fire, but it does beg the question of why they would choose to make multiplayer such a big feature if they can't do netcode for shit.

[@SteroidEnjoyer]

Spare a thought for us division players with the shit we put up with since Ubisoft announced it 2 years ago

[@XercaOG]

Why the flying look choppy?

[@CadChamberlain]

2:53:00 💀💀💀💀

[@GoatedTwizzy]

Far cry 5 is such an underrated game imo its the best far cry game but I know a lot of people like 3

[@catpurrito5586]

nah it kinda sucks

[@GoatedTwizzy]

@@catpurrito5586 I don’t listen to the opinion of people with pfp’s like that 💀

[@Verm0uth07]

facts, it lacked some features like crafting using animal skins but overall the gameplay is still pretty fun edit: not the best far cry though imo I still like 3 the most

[@catpurrito5586]

why? you hate mango?

[@catpurrito5586]

@@Verm0uth07 any hardcore schizo kino tatse gamer knows that far cry 2 is the best one

[@Knifeman1478]

2:15:27 and 2:16:03 😂

[@DasPocci]

Do the Joe accent

[@dinonatorful]

Pocci beter

[@DasPocci]

rail gun no haha I gave bits and asked him to do the Joe accent from a way out not knowing the dude's name was leo

[@Snezit1]

It's kinda strange how this stream was pretty unpopular like on stream archives and the 2nd jerma videos the story of far cry 5 is pretty cringe but idk

[@GenghisGunt]

Ai comment

[@squidlizard9159]

Far Cry 5 looks like it plays just like Far Cry 4 and 3

[@squidlizard9159]

Micolash Host Of The Nightmare I mean it looks like it adds nothing new to the table

[@Sacra898]

I understand where youre coming from, and I kinda agree

[@KumiesCummies]

It’s an even more refined, fluid, and streamlined FC3 than FC4, but you’re right, not innovative enough to really amaze. I’m hoping 6 will be the refresher this series desperately needs but I’m sure it’ll just be more FC3.

[@No1TypeC]

Hahahaha ​@@KumiesCummies

[@yourcommander3412]

Omg Jerma is so HIGHHH bro !

[@danboltmaker5705]

How does this channel work? Does Jerma give permission for his videos to be here? Does this channel make money from Jermas videos?

[@GreenFlame44]

Dan Boltmaker Jerma knows about the channel and doesn't mind it. It's also not monetized.

[@pillgrimm]

Jerma is bad at videogames

[@narcissus853]

HeLlO iS aNyBoDy HoMe!?

[@SoundtrackofGaming]

2:15:30

[@williamyhtyjiythjfijiyfidfyfy]

To be honest, for a 2018 game, it looks like garbage

[@hankowen99]

Like really garbage

[@subsandwich6821]

wantafanta01 lmao commie leaf never heard of watching vids 720/1080p 60fps. The game looks bad bud

[@blackcatthegreat182]

idk what super secret NASA games you are playing on computers with 10 TITAN gpus on them to play a game good looking enough to call this game garbage. And ya, youtube plus jerma probably isn't playing on 4K very ultra uber graphics.

[@williamyhtyjiythjfijiyfidfyfy]

I'm not necessarily referring to graphics only, tho. The gameplay in general looks buggy and shite.

[@hankowen99]

Honestly i'd rather play Far Cry 2.

[@catpurrito5586]

trump era chat was so bad

[@thedub007]

I'm from the future. Wait till you see the chat in Trump era v2!

[@SewerGoblinz]

why do you have so many different comments on this video autism?

[@catpurrito5586]

@@SewerGoblinz why are you complaining? I just like to rewatch jerma's silly stream

[@veter833]

ster stream was WAAAY better >:(

[@halowaffle25]

Piter son If it was so much better, then why do you feel the need to complain in an unrelated comments section about it?

[@smith.and3211]

No it wasn’t.

[@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort]

Piter son not really, he has been boring for years now

[@essenceofeddy6504]

Because Dunkateer 99% of comments on Ster streaming this is bitching about Ster and that it's not Jerma. Don't believe me check it out yourself. God forbid someone actually comments on the gameplay......

[@essenceofeddy6504]

They are both self centered who are you kidding? More engaging? you mean by denying the memes, TF2 and what made them what they are? Jerma said much worse to Sters wife while they were playing together and no "drama" ensued. if you want to hang out with social studies warriors don't make plans prior not hard, you bums turned something small like a few funny comments into "Drama". Clearly Ster needs a good friend right now and Jerma cheats on him and chooses some social studies warrior that prob only with him cause he big twich streamer and has $$$. (she hasn't even seen his videos) Bros before Hos No i was talking about on Sters stream, plenty of people comment about the actual video here.. but at least you tried.....

[@thatoneautistickid4019]

32:48

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1:36:28

[@jonahbrown5669]

1:13:04

[@FrannB]

3:31:00

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2:15:27