Jerma Streams - Minecraft

[@RematodeRanger]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

[@TemmiePlays]

mmm, that's good cider

[@bluesnail5042]

mmm, that's good cider

[@deshis]

mmm, that's good cider

[@CamC159]

This is jerma's version of "so guys we did it"

[@marioblue22]

mmm, that's good cider

[@perezosowf]

DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH

[@compookiie]

*Peter griffin voice*

[@aturchomicz821]

Wow-💀💀

[@scarryhandman7597]

diemonds cheetoos chickeen

[@bunny_dudette]

cheeseBEYEAHger

[@goldenboy9748]

Streamer cries from sheer awe of minecraft

[@goldenpothos4290]

This young man is so full of HATRED

[@Keladinus]

Jerma has the most irrational hatred for the most random games imaginable.

[@keb7066]

Probably because he thinks it's for normies or whatever. Still, he is being silly. Fanbase aside, Minecraft is objectively fun (especially if you play it with friends).

[@RisenSlash]

Nothing can be "objectively" fun.

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@RisenSlash I think subjective and objective can mesh., the point I think he was making is that so many people liked it that it's an objectively good game, subjective things can be objective things, I can say that Jerma objectively doesn't like the game even tho that's a subjective opinion of his own, so many people liked this game that objectively the overall the subjective opinion is that it's fun which is all we have to gauge it by, altho you could find an error in what I've said the reality is that we have and need these definitions involving objectively good and bad games, otherwise making games is a complete dice-toss for a good or bad game(which we know isn't the case). even and especially when making games for a particular audience in mind, their subjective opinion becomes objective. that or Hunt Down the Freeman is a misunderstood masterpiece.

[@PinkertonLover]

@@keb7066 minecraft is objectively boring

[@oldthug2309]

@@PinkertonLover but objectively fun

[@TheGreenTaco999]

>goes to play minecraft >gf starts yelling at you

[@SuperCatfire]

>goes to play minecraft >bf has destroyed all your rare items in 2 seconds in real time during a stream

[@Grade.patrick]

@@SuperCatfire >stone sword and 13 cobble

[@Redstoneman1997]

I come back to this particular stream every couple months. The drunken hatred he conveys at times is somehow therapeutic.

[@knutt8580]

“What is that? an apple? Shove it up your ass… How do I eat it?”

[@86thosepatties]

Once he moves to Las Vegas, it'll be easy for him to attend minecon.

[@aturchomicz821]

NOOOO😭😭

[@bossblitz2041]

I play hundreds of hours of Minecraft and only find a woodland mansion from getting a map and travelling for thousands of blocks. Jerma plays for 5 minutes and spawns next to one

[@knatspray]

I was FLABBERGASTED when I saw that, he thought they were talking about the village house 😭

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

Me and a friend travelled about 15,000 blocks in roughly an hour and a half after days of trading for the map and preparing and after we got there we died and realized we forgot to bring beds 10/10

[@Grunker1]

Legacy edition moment (:

[@redmist6630]

theres a website, maybe chunkbase, that shows all the structures in your seed

[@PrinceCustodian]

Yeah he's playin legcay edition. The world is tiny.

[@Thephinxst]

This microphone audio is surreal.

[@thisismyname5657]

Straight out of a 2012 Minecraft let's play.

[@frankiesien9252]

Came back to this video and it still hasnt really changed LOL

[@redsprinkle]

24:11 I still don’t understand why the spider wasn’t attacking him and just watching

[@danjelsboiiiiiii]

He was baffled looking at Jeremy’s horrendous shitfaced gameplay

[@mythcat1273]

Jerma genuinely gettinf angry when he mines a giant mushroom and gets so pissed at it that he says he's gonna stab someone in the chest is the best thing about this stream

[@frogmin9979]

"Can you make meat out of wood?"

[@everythingapocalypse6045]

Yes.

[@thisismyname5657]

Jesus Christ, Jerma literally loses his mind when he tries to play this game. He sounds borderline suicidal.

[@Sidecutt3]

being angry and being suicidal are different things

[@anthonyjohnstone695]

​@@Sidecutt3yeah and fucking making a joke on a goddamned Minecraft video is different than jackassedly taking everything seriously

[@artistmaki]

not for some peopel@@Sidecutt3

[@jellyfishfingernail]

@@Sidecutt3 for jerma it is

[@bonessai]

suicidal (in Minecraft)

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

16:40 - 17:20 is one of my all time favourite jerma clips

[@offan-]

he’s actually so mad this entire time LOL

[@risingplunger9134]

I think jerma craft tainted his opinion on this game

[@matthewgarcia2545]

RisingPlunger well it’s obviously because he had to serve jury duty

[@UYVRECON]

P

[@compookiie]

@@matthewgarcia2545 don't forget months of hiding from a "bully"

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Finally, a high brow stream from Jerma.

[@JacobKinsley]

I like the concept that someone was just playing minecraft and they were about to die so they just stopped playing forever

[@Lauti1_1]

How is this sl funny

[@knatspray]

That’s pretty fucking funny

[@JacobKinsley]

Its funny that depending on how you read my comment it could be extremely dark

[@Hemostat]

16:12 jerma figures out how to make planks

[@JacobKinsley]

Hi Zebra technologies logo

[@Hemostat]

@@JacobKinsley hello childrens

[@goosetank]

@@Hemostat i love you

[@dangriffith3708]

16:16 jerma pressing every other button except the place button

[@chelly3190]

the button mashing at 16:08 as he tries to place the crafting table fucking killed me

[@homsar21596]

"Local Boston Streamer Confirms Brown Bricks in Minecraft."

[@maggotsitnspin]

oh look, a free iPad

[@johncreillybois8742]

compact streamer commits emotional warfare on girlfriend by sabotaging her lifes work, 2018 colourised

[@LumendeLumen]

man has bipolar breakdown on stream

[@nirybiry]

is this the streAMER THAT HAD A BREAKDOWN ON STREAAAAM?!?!

[@kenetickups6146]

@@nirybiry This guy is FUCKED

[@aturchomicz821]

IS YOUR PFP BIG JOEL???💀💀

[@collienotYay]

I love how he's just pissed off the whole time playing this, cynical jerma best jerma

[@dinonatorful]

3:50 griefer gets confronted by his abusive mother

[@AwfulDestiny]

Jesus

[@NWWfan]

What's crazy is, this had to be a lot of viewer's' first Jerma stream

[@TheBadSpecialistOnTheRocks]

I dont think ive ever seen him this unhinged

[@wilhelm5979]

Jerma sounded like a pilot speaking through the intercom in this stream. I was waiting for him to say something like "Ladies and gentlemen, we will land shortly in the beautiful Bahamas, the temperature is a scorching..." etc.

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

I think Jerma likes Minecraft.

[@gabtype]

Is this the N.1 Minecraft Twitch streamer?!?

[@kennyyy4L]

Yes this is JermaDoesMinecraft

[@dekker3988]

36:08 Top 10 Minecraft streamers who've SWORN!!1

[@astolfoisnotgay66]

OMG (ALMOST DIED)

[@Bibliofil1495]

37:02 he enters a building

[@NPC-254]

I love his irrational anger

[@Jacrispy223]

Jerma at his most esoteric

[@spawnstah7228]

Is this the guy that beat minecraft ON STREAM?!?!

[@CardboardOdyssey]

no

[@spagelsmegal]

CardboardOdyssey it’s a jerma joke

[@CardboardOdyssey]

i know every jerma joke

[@spagelsmegal]

CardboardOdyssey well do know about the streamer beats ____ on stream joke

[@CardboardOdyssey]

@@spagelsmegal i just told you i know every joke

[@Sarciasm]

Actual comfort stream

[@mapclickerandy]

A bottle of champagne was the only way to have him play minecwaft

[@boodle399]

5 thousand people came to watch a small man question his integrity over a game of mine craft

[@sirnarwhal9911]

HEY! ...He's *compact*!

[@tinkerbelle6936]

I dont think ive ever seen someone so mad and annoyed at Minecraft

[@SterJermaStreamArchive]

BRB Ends 28:19

[@gforbidden]

no pin? useful info.

[@MrBLARG85]

Please pin this

[@marine5323]

He's so out of content that he went back to JermaCraft.

[@Uhg56]

"One thicc ass tree I'll tell ya that".

[@abscond]

The jerma laugh always makes me laugh, I'm trying not to laugh because I'm in class

[@grapespace]

Same here oh my god

[@CarloMartinini]

He really does have the best laugh ever. That's actually what originally got me following him. Someone posted his video "jerma.exe has stopped working" to r/contagiouslaughter and I was hooked on his laugh

[@smallgoron3132]

are you still in class?

[@abscond]

@@smallgoron3132 nah son i graduated last month

[@smallgoron3132]

@@abscond YOO LETS GO

[@zerkberker]

Jerma exploring the mansion felt a lot like the sequel to Castle Griffinsteed we've all been waiting for

[@doctored3029]

streamed in 2018 but looks like it's out of 2015

[@KwikBR]

i thought this was 2014 what

[@lestatsgirlypop]

I wonder if jerma ever realized how rare a woodland mansion is in minecraft. Maybe not, the way he's acting so chill about it.

[@KwikBR]

in that edition it 3wasnt

[@nickypass861]

45:14 the classic jerma scream

[@scrumptioustelevision9764]

46:40 jermas true murderous side comes out for a lil bit

[@the_gangly_gamer4448]

45:28 starts the clip Jerma watched. (Or, the clip of the clip Jerma watched).

[@ducktheshark1704]

was looking for this thank you

[@kurt-o0o]

Local Jermacraft streamer gets distracted by wind and grunts in 50 minute gameplay series

[@Sarciasm]

This might be the most insane ive seen jerma what the fuck like actually

[@bonessai]

as a new(ish) fan, I guess this is probably where all the insane allegation are coming from lmao

[@steem6703]

@@bonessai this was almost every old stream he ever did after 2020 things got a lot more sanitized and clean go watch the monster rancher streams especially beanbag sonic theyre some of my favorites

[@Thelazyoverachiever4]

Well it appears that the devil wil have to buy some snow boots, because Hell just froze over.

[@hoshii.8533]

man going more and more insane day by day

[@TruffaloBuffalo]

please tell me i'm not the only one who thought he'd start Michael P screaming at 17:00

[@JaxontheOkay]

it's amazing how good he is at impersonating horribly unlikable people that are supposed to be entertaining but aren't even enjoying THEMSELVES

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

Local Boston streamer streams till his internet runs out

[@ironman3090]

this man is insane

[@spagelsmegal]

Iron Man no he just hated himself for making Minecraft videos in 2012

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

​@@spagelsmegaly not both

[@nativechatter999]

Jerma has forgotten that when chat knows what you hate, they'll make you play it

[@PregnantAdamSandler]

Streamer cries over minecraft on STREAM

[@1106wu]

jerma would keep cursing minecraft and calling it a shitty game but then proceeds to play it for loads of hours

[@despacitodaniel801]

Jeremiah if he was a 250 viewer channel streaming for 7 years

[@memegodjodox4854]

(looks at mansion 1000 times) WOAH! W O A H

[@Anonymouthful]

I wonder how he feels about Terraria.

[@cheatlink11]

It's his GOTC: Never had a better game before

[@Whires]

He's played it on stream

[@dinonatorful]

0:48 that's so cute, I hope they play Minecraft together uwu

[@TheBoshy]

Hey good news!

[@Carcosahead]

@@TheBoshy what?

[@ducktheshark1704]

@@Carcosahead they broke up

[@Rezuaq]

hi, I found this from the twitch front page :D exciteed to see where his playthru goes next :)

[@joeyoutube3961]

46:28 is where he really loses it

[@makitard]

this guy is FUCKED

[@Lusiggy]

oh god finally i've been waiting for jermacraft episode 11 for years now

[@ElTrolldeYoutubii]

An almost 1 hour long bit

[@TorosAndMakis53]

This vod reminded me that there was a Simpsons Skin Pack that used to exist for the Xbox Edition

[@wariomeme1509]

Infamous streamer plays popular kids building game in 2018

[@josheaster1547]

wow jerma is really pissed off today

[@classified2154]

Jerma revived Minecraft confirmed

[@yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912]

#1 Minecraft Streamer last night!!! I’m sending him a trophy!

[@TemmiePlays]

you blew it

[@aturchomicz821]

9:32 From the context clues I cant explain why Jerma was filled with so much hatred towards Minecraft here, is this your average house moving anger? This just months before the 2019 revival as well💀💀 57:00 Why didnt he build a bed again??😭😭

[@skeleton208]

47:07

[@dropespeon]

jerma plays minecraft like the noob player in an advertisement for a bad mobile game

[@SomeHomesickAlien]

*JERMA CRAFT* 😍

[@bunbunthirtyone2175]

legendary video, crazy to think its ben 5 years

[@mcfronny]

Its hilarious how he gets one of the best starting spots possible while ranting about the game

[@Alextobar31]

The energy of the basement/storage unit era will forever be unmatched

[@tricksterking9490]

It is ironic how the skin Jerma got actually sort of looks like him

[@johnjowari7128]

Thats not ironic. More of a coincidence.

[@stellastellub]

for some reason i didn’t process that your were talking about minecraft and i thought you were making like a serial killer jerma joke

[@anthonyjohnstone695]

​@@johnjowari7128yes it fucking is, he hates the game, he plays it, there's a character that looks similar, it's a form of irony you goddamn freelance english teacher

[@coldbob112]

Jerma suffers from bipolar disorder for an hour: the stream

[@schl4u]

Jerma will be in the next „5 minecraft streamers who have sworn“ Video

[@edgytarian3332]

God damn I love peer pressure.

[@humanharddrive1]

he was right to be so angry, it's the console edition

[@Coconut-219]

Not enough lootcrates and *PAID ONLINE FEATURES* 0/10

[@MagellanLife]

the 1 dislike is Notch

[@nicholas_ayres]

Jerma's personalities constantly fight with each other over the course of 57 minutes

[@tisaga1]

38:06 Winner of Worst Gaming Moment

[@bonessai]

that’s like the entire video

[@IIEasyLivingII]

the la niore stream and this were brilliant holy shit

[@LowryYT]

I cant tell if hes pissed or its an hour long consistent bit

[@collinslogan01]

Hearing Jerma talk so nice about Kim makes me sad :( I hope their relationship didn’t end on terrible terms

[@18754KRS]

）：

[@anthonyjohnstone695]

It's better than only having bad things to remember about someone and a time spent together

[@Dagon911]

​@@anthonyjohnstone695 What happened?

[@dergermankind6906]

Man, Jerma saying he was the #1 Minecraft streamer made me remember how unpopular the game was a few years ago

[@Hunt3rsDr3am]

So lovely seeing him play his favoirite game. So wholesome.

[@Real.Joseph.StaIin]

"Can I make meat out of wood?" 21:33

[@ASimpleGodzillaFan]

The Meme Foundation... *JERMACRAFT*

[@Totosiqueira]

he hates minecraft so much that the game made him sober up.

[@tomasvil]

This is cursed