Jerma Streams - MS-DOS Games

Jerma archived MS-DOS Games (The original title of this stream was "MS-DOS Archive Adventure", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 11th, 2019)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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[@JermaStreamArchive]

Starts 5:32 The Oregon Trail 12:40 The Oregon Trail Deluxe 1:18:40 Doom, the Roguelike 1:51:39 Batman Returns 2:06:00 1st Brb Ends 2:51:51 SimAnt 2:59:09 Softporn 2 3:13:30 Monopoly Deluxe 3:24:45 Cool World 3:37:04 Mario's Game Gallery 3:44:50 2nd Brb Ends 5:11:08 Demon Gate 5:17:40 'Nam 1965-1975 5:29:55 Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion 5:42:00 Rogue 5:51:19 Jazz Jackrabbit 6:07:20 Stunt Driver 6:21:20

[@jcndjdjdhfbthc]

thanks for detailed timeline

[@lostpockets222]

thanks Lori

[@leviicrazed]

The amount of effort you guys put in is amazing

[@0xidial]

Doing the lord's work

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Can't believe he didn't play Sim Ant Deluxe

[@theguywhotries2899]

I love how Jerma's first playthrough of Batman Returns consisted of him watching the news, getting in the Batmobile and jumping out of it and instantly totaling it (killing innocent people in the process).

[@gregtronica3569]

that'll happen if you watch the news

[@DeadpoolNJ]

The hero we never knew we needed

[@ZarkenorDFlowright]

Of course Jerma would drown in 4ft deep water

[@mikotoh]

4.7 so closer to five feet but yeah, the water is taller than he is lmaooooo

[@Styngofloj]

He was wearing too many layers of clothing and drowned because of the weight

[@basilmetroulas4622]

yeah, seeing as he’s 3’2”

[@BloodWraith777]

30:31 T-shirt challenge video. He was wearing 25 T-shirts. One on top of the other. So many T-shirts, that he was immune to most high caliber bullets penetrating around his torso area. But he wasn't immune to drowning. *COLONEL, WE HAVEN'T MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING*

[@mikotoh]

@@BloodWraith777 my HOG???

[@SassyFanana]

30:35 I imagine Jerma burying himself in the clothes as the wagon floats across. But with the sheer weight of his massive material wealth the wagon quickly sinks, submerging everyone in 5 feet of water. Jerma's nest of clothes rolls out the back and floats off, down the river in an almost majestic lump, never to be seen again. The crew agrees to call him "drowned" and moves on.

[@anthonyrizzo1601]

Jerma was simply a portly boy in 25 sailor uniforms licking three large lollipops on his wagon axles

[@marcusbullock630]

" A Tisket-a Tasket i lost my yellow basket!"

[@KonamiCoda]

aww Jerma wearing the shirt his mom made him makes me happy

[@CardboardOdyssey]

Funniest thing in the world to me will always be when he enables voting and people just click on random shit on the screen

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

He said it best... "CLICK GIRL."

[@eckitronix]

Somehow the idea of Batman just destroying shit and everyone appluads him out of fear yet he believes he's doing good shit is hilarious for me

[@kellymccarthy7109]

*Family dies* ''Now I can eat all the food I want, this is great''

[@samgomez9942]

@@stevej71393 very true

[@yeowch1073]

I played the Batman Returns game. You have to follow the game guide exactly and it fucking sucked. It’s literally the plot of Batman returns but worse and if you don’t do the exact things in the exact order within an exact amount of time you lose, but the game doesn’t tell you that until you’ve spun your wheels for the entire ten day period. So the detective game punishes you for trying to explore and learn about the world you’re in, because if you don’t do it exactly right, all the evidence you need disappears and none of the areas you need to get to are available. One time I hit “extrapolate” instead of “view” first on the batcomputer and it locked me out of the good ending permanently by not opening the one area I needed to go in order to progress. Also the plot is either the movie plot with no embellishment, “Batman failed lol try again” and the goodest fairytale ending. I only bothered getting the movie plot ending because that’s the one the game guide tells you about. The combat is also ass, couldn’t figure anything out despite pressing all the buttons on my keyboard, then discovered that if you just click the batarang on the one or two enemies you have to interrogate you can literally do nothing for the rest of the fights and still “win”. One good thing I can say is that the art is nice. EXCEPT for the talking head art that shit is grotesque. If you do still want to play it, read the game guide with the music playing in the background and then sit still for twenty minutes and you’ll have experienced a more concise equivalent.

[@yoshistar100]

Compact streamer drowns in 4 feet of water

[@TheJinxCast]

*HERE LIES* jerma peperony and chease

[@mankulon790]

You can drown in less, rivers pull you down so you can't stand

[@gotnohandstypewithtongue906]

@@mankulon790 Hey look, Jerma's hobbit friend is making excuses for him!

[@mankulon790]

@@gotnohandstypewithtongue906 taters

[@phjac]

30:40 never forget the ultimate T-Shirt challenge

[@PinkyDango]

The image of Mario sitting there happily while a 4 year old sized Jerma just berates him is ruining me

[@reshi_ire]

First Oregon run: Jerma is sacrificed so that all the others may live. Jex, Otto, Kim and Eyltax live happily ever after. Second Oregon: Jerma is like fuCK THEM ALL I WILL GALLOP TO VICTORY

[@kevinsteel7875]

He drowned in 3 foot water

[@KikiMofo]

I do appreciate he gave Doom RL and Rogue a good chance to play. Usually people would see its ASCII and just not try it

[@aldxbaran]

love your pfp

[@rotothedragonlord7198]

Unbelievable that Kim hooked up with Jex as soon as Jerma died. Discraceful.

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

Well, I mean... Jex and Jerma are the same guy... technically. Internally maybe not.

[@cosmiccowboy_]

Oof this didn't age well

[@kleber3782]

@@cosmiccowboy_ what happened

[@McSandwich121]

@Sup dude that made me laugh good job

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@kleber3782 jerma died

[@Lawnmower737]

4 ft of fast moving water can kill someone, but then again Jerma had 25 pairs of clothes on

[@CptCPT-dl9lh]

This was my second Jerma live stream. pretty good start, I'd say

[@SirNightmareFuel]

My first stream was his Seaman playthrough. That was quite a trip.

[@TheLoneWanderererr]

@@SirNightmareFuel tune in for jerma but stay for the existential crisis

[@Crunchedcan]

I was gonna make a comment about the Baseball stream but then I realised that the joke is 5 years overdue. DARN!

[@TheRulerOfOats]

4:19:33 Mario held 2 sixes and got 3 sixes in just the next roll, which of course lead to the immediate yacht. I calculated the odds of 3 dice being the exact values needed in just one roll, and the formula goes: Number of possible values per unit to the power of the number of units There are six sides to a die, and a die is one unit, meaning the formula for 3 die is 6^3. *jerma had a 1 in 216 chance of Mario fucking him so exactly in one roll but Mario did it anyway.*

[@seachicken1104]

The part where jerma says he eats 6 times a day. I felt that

[@Postaldude__]

Sitting here at 4am drinking by myself and watching old jerma streams hits different

[@rgsgl2xx4xx4]

word same

[@YangBalanceYin]

Nothing like watching Mario fuel a man's very obvious gambling problem over a game of yacht.

[@residentevilgamer5432]

Batman one had me in tears 2:12:12

[@TorgoTime]

Jerma [drowned]

[@SubparPanda]

I love his explanation that he died because he was wearing all 25 sets of clothing LOL

[@Painless_]

absolutely criminal chat gaslit Jerma into not playing carmen san diego

[@presleyjohnson605]

i could watch jerma play yahtzee for days

[@realjosephjoestar5402]

I like how funny jermas chat thinks they are when they click sex games

[@WopBeats]

this is the content i need in my life

[@dreioo8759]

Uncanny to see Mario say "heck".

[@neuraloli]

Eject 2:12:10

[@spicingdeed8931]

Jerma was not the impostor 2 impostors remains

[@4020Error]

3:19:44 Carol is just another version of HAL from Space Odyssey!

[@swaaws]

Man There were SO MANY other ways I could’ve spent my Sunday besides watching this

[@crazystorm1659]

Michael Liedtke And you chose the best one

[@JacobKinsley]

I'm gonna be honest this is a better way to spend your Sunday compared to forcing yourself to do something you don't want to do

[@frogfrog666]

him wearing the shirt his mom made for him even though its ripped nd makes him look like a femboy w a choker is so wholesome

[@frogfrog666]

i dont know why i said that 2nd part please ignore it

[@frogfrog666]

dos games are so wild and underrated and easily accessible, it astounds me more people dont know about the archive of them. such a weird era of video games.

[@frogfrog666]

3:12:27 him censoring dick and referring to it as "wand" is the funniest shit ever holy fuck edit: i looked at the game and it actually just refers to it as wand IN GAME. WTF! also i just tried the game and it is so unintuitive, what a shitty game all around you're SUPPOSED to say "my house" (which a comment enlightened me on, i did NOT figure it out myself) and then i managed to undress her before she complained about standing ??? and then left . Dumb Stupid Game!!!

[@frogfrog666]

it physically hurts to watch him struggle thru the fuckin PRE GAME measurements oh my god. WHY DID HE FEEL SO OBLIGED TO PLAY THIS!!! FUCKIN CHAT WHY!!!! edit: WAIST MEASUREMENT 1 IM SCREAMING

[@frogfrog666]

god this is terrible so horrible the pain im in oh my god jerma WHY . WHY!!!!

[@the_the__empty]

wait jermas moms diy shirt is actually so punk

[@PointsofData]

Mario: playing for fun Jerma: *PLAYING FOR BLOOD*

[@dunepest]

16:52 mpreg win

[@n33tcat]

“there seems to be some sort of red diarrhea coming out of my chest cavity”

[@JacobKinsley]

Man who's only seen diarrhea:

[@kauffee653]

noo he did not just call it the ore gone trail

[@eef-the-beef]

Savage Casino-owner Mario vs. Corrupt Chocolatier gambler Mr. Green.

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

51:52 Chat makes a judgement 2:08:31 Gotham's bad times

[@LinkLoverRinku]

4:51:01 dying at how competitive he is in yahtzee

[@BlimberryBoi]

1:54:00 , 5:52:00 this is the closest jerma will get to playing Dwarf fortress , although maybe not with the steam release

[@dismook6053]

Why does Jerma's Nixon impression sound so accurate to Futurama Nixon?

[@MaglaMach]

these are the best streams

[@loser7528]

I lost my mind when he was making Carol

[@burnstjamp]

C D DD DDD

[@AngryShooter]

Jerma: Ok lets hunt * shoots down entire fauna *

[@manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800]

jerma drowned because he was short enough to drown

[@j946atFIVEFOUR88AA]

jerma saying when he was a kid he'd try to go as fast as possible and always lose and then minutes later he goes "i always loved to do *grueling* pace" 😂

[@narwhal1724]

ah ima guess ima go feesheen

[@republicadmiralYT]

jerma drowned in a river because he was wearing 25 t-shirts :(

[@bread9552]

3:46:10 THE PIRATE SHPAI

[@bread9552]

4:19:27 just saving this for myself

[@markelcarrillo6908]

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GO THERE

[@moldyskittle]

He reads the doom roguelike intro like someone just nailed him with a frying pan.

[@samgomez9942]

Lmao wtf does this mean

[@fallthefox699]

former human is now a jerma sentence

[@cheyannei5983]

Jerma, your keyboard is ghosting and that's why you can't shoot up left.

[@SpencerGaming]

1:03:40

[@pango9519]

Mario casually rolling a 1/216 yacht at 4:19:33 is so BULLSHIT

[@Biodeamon]

mario has a doctor's degree he's very smart

[@Autissm420]

My father was a wealthy man

[@dirtgrub390]

i wasnt paying attention and i actually thought the batman game was voice acted at first

[@StankFrengus]

I legit couldn't tell when he first did it

[@pharaohanakaris]

the shirt reveal got me so good

[@DevBunnyx0]

"but I want to experience them WITH you" lol

[@swaaws]

That roguelike doom is a really cool idea

[@Yourname942]

Jazz Jackrabbit has fantastic music. I remember playing it in elementary school

[@kreeecher9702]

I like how the Nam game is by "The Kremlin"

[@nopenope6034]

I would watch a whole stream of Mr. Greenz Batman aka "high as fuck Batman." One question though... why does Batman have a color timer?

[@AshFarlow]

Just realized Willamette is the same in Dead Rising which Jerma also plays. Just a funny coincidence. 1:47:03

[@sirdunkinsquire]

This is outrageous yo

[@muttnick]

oh hey look guys it's Jeremy "are we gonna have to vampire somebody?" Elbertson, 1:07:02

[@marcusbullock630]

ID doesnt care if you stream classic doom, they actually wanted people to make their own WADs which is how Final Doom was made.

[@Jameston]

17:45 I don't trust this Matt guy...

[@dreadcircumference]

havent been to a jerma stream in a while. what is the context of jermaPop?

[@AndrewJohnson-ny5nx]

Its the licensed jerma brand pop-sicle

[@Dandysfm]

@@AndrewJohnson-ny5nx I will be deleting my comment.

[@bicnash6539]

he made his face in dreams and it looked like one of those shitty spongebob/spiderman/etc popsicles

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

He tried to make his own darksouls boss and it was a giant scorpion with his face.

[@Uhg56]

@@AndrewJohnson-ny5nx I was hoping it was a Jerma brand soda that came in a 4ft bottle.

[@s.irwinfan6446]

Bookmark: 1:59:25

[@one_man_community]

Jerma is a pregnant

[@youreadthisinyourmindright2604]

3:40:06 unexplained cave noise

[@ieatassforfun]

that batman game looks dope if u learn to play

[@samgomez9942]

Eh, I saw another comment saying that they played through it as a kid and apparently the combat sucked and to progress in the game, you had to do everything exactly right with little to no guildance

[@faitttth]

3:28:44 Lead Producer Neil Young??

[@piggy743]

why are there like 2 ads every 3 minutes? I'm trying to watch this thing

[@flybot98]

i can't believe jerma drowned rip :/

[@homsar21596]

Jerma playing "Yacht" against Mario reminds me of him trying to score "00" at The Gamorrah Casino in "Fallout: New Vegas."

[@fallthefox699]

feel like if i was a kid innthe 90s i would like batman returns

[@fallthefox699]

former human

[@joshuahorrigan1553]

Watching Jerma play: Doom, the Roguelike and Rogue, makes me wish he'd play dwarf fortress.

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

No way in hell he'd have the patience, but it'd be fun to see him try for a little bit.

[@dinonatorful]

It would be hell to watch

[@Biodeamon]

water snakes are often poisonous IRL

[@antond12312]

Wait, jerma never played jazz jackrabbit?

[@FunkiestChickenlawl]

Thank god someone mentioned it, the moment I saw Jazz Jackrabbit in the timestamps, I freaked out a little

[@noah-xt9tx]

Jizz jackoffrabbit

[@Tynon1221]

51:53

[@Exobiologic]

Tiny Banker from Bos-Town mispronounces every-single Oregon (ORR-RUH-GUN) location.

[@axofbrevity]

I've accepted that the bostonian accent and the pnw accent are incompatible

[@Hunterb0t12]

JERMA AND ETALYX ARE ROOMATES?!?!?

[@tastyradroach2821]

@@kaebeelee Soulmates

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

So much porn games. He probably played them all offline later.

[@ushelushel1]

Jerma(drowned)

[@DavidBunnyan]

If I ever talked to a Jerma hater, I'd say, "quit being such a Jermaphobe."

[@maxwellsmith9988]

3:46:10 jerma gets disappeared by Nintendo

[@swaaws]

Holy shit Ralph Bakshi reference

[@bluejetlightning8427]

Jerma do we have any chips left?

[@faitttth]

wait, he streamed SimAnt?

[@aestrobloome]

what website is he using? i know its archive . org but what collection is this?

[@ni3kyYT]

he streamed for 8 hours?

[@hayleywaalen2612]

Morpeko is mentioned