Jerma Streams - PlateUp! [With Ster]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Embr [With Ster] kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWKae6iad5dgnpY 2. PlateUp! [With Ster] 9:12 PlateUp!

[@Bee72994]

Lĺĺa

[@evancrew1234]

This has convinced me we need a jerma restaurant stream where he tries to run a real kitchen during a dinner service

[@pillgrimm]

jerma has already cooked so many times though

[@blakewhite3131]

@@pillgrimm now tell me if im wrong, but cooking and running a restaurant are ever so slightly different i do presume

[@shady4108]

Its so fucking stressful jerma would just murder everyone

[@Sarciasm]

Jerma irl kitchen nightmares stream would be an absolute bop

[@DogeLlama]

@@blakewhite3131 You presume CORRECTLY, sirrah!

[@algernopkrieger7710]

When Ster kept shouting 'grass' when they wanted plain salad, I had such high hopes they would develop some intricate system of communication like you hear about in diners with orders like "fry the kids, leave 'em out to dry and stain 'em with varnish"

[@ItsRyanHello]

Ster knows Jerma would take that literally so he speaks plainly to save the children

[@HumbleDial]

Jerma was trying for it at the start! Lol

[@CJacobsLP]

Oyull. Oyull. GREASE

[@pissfi]

TWO SALAD ONE TOMATE

[@starlight4649]

Chicken fried steak with gravy and no onions?

[@Screamo_RC]

Why does every meal Jerma recommends sound like a death row inmate's last meal

[@rhysb2209]

this is so fucking funny

[@syoppgnudyelnosh_crunchers2286]

he’s been there before

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

lol i dont even think op knows that he's gotten out of death row not once but twice

[@aniyilator]

No one makes jerma giggle like ster😊

[@Jake-xxs]

Best couple 2023

[@justindoucette9242]

I thought you said jiggle

[@Tokmurok]

​@@justindoucette9242Jerma jiggle 🥵

[@Armameteus]

This is a perfect example of when video game devs advertise their games by showing people playing them _obnoxiously_ poorly in order to make you rage-purchase the game because you know you can do it better. Ster and Jerma are basically free advertising.

[@Kat-ld1jr]

exactly.

[@birdflox1337]

I've seen this comparison about Jerma like 7 times now including in a chat message he read on stream

[@ArtsyKnox25]

But with this game, the bad playing Isint intentional.

[@samgomez9942]

To be fair it can be a bit tough if you're new and are just trying to have fun with a friend

[@MrCrackbear]

jerma's inscryption stream made me buy inscryption for this exact reason

[@zedprophfer]

This stream was a non-stop banger, Ster stole the show in the best possible way.

[@Innuya]

Yeah dude, ster is funny AF. He's really managed to run with his moodiness instead of being dragged down by it these past few years

[@dereknoto6555]

The overenthusiastic waiter bits were amazing, what a clever boi

[@4rumani]

meowww

[@dewok2706]

No it was actually VERY cringe. Not surprised you twitchcucks liked it lol

[@samgomez9942]

Ster raging was funny but I'd say the only way he stole the show was by fucking every run up lmao.

[@dereknoto6555]

32:22 Gotta say, putting the plate in the sink was an unbelievable gamer manuever

[@enbybunny9940]

Ster was right to say “Oil and Char” is a terrible name for a restaurant BUT all those types of restaurants with names like that always have absolutely stellar food.

[@luxill0s]

I’ve been to a restaurant called Char

[@enbybunny9940]

@@luxill0s and? The food?

[@evenoddridge4829]

Oil and Char, the things that build up in uncleaned frying pans

[@ryank09]

this guy owns a restaurant called oil and char

[@82ABN]

most mediocre gentrification food ever

[@jacksonr5384]

best one guy moment “why do you sound like you have a joint hit in your lungs” jerma: “it’s because i’m 40”

[@sam5u]

I made the mistake of trying to fall asleep to this. Only to be annoyed at every little thing they do and staying awake for the whole thing to see if they ever learn or correct anything

[@rudeboyspodcast]

LOL get fukt trying to sleep to a Jerma stream Jk I hope you're doing alright

[@krave2789]

@@rudeboyspodcast that’s not nice

[@앤젤]

@@krave2789 Well to be fair he has rude in his username

[@PeptoAbismol]

skill issue. I managed to fall asleep to this and dreamt about an old married couple arguing in the kitchen of a diner while I waited for my meal.

[@slothymcgee5674]

I know I’m late but Ster being a chef is the literal embodiment of working in a kitchen. I’m convinced this man has been a sous or an exec at some point due to his frustration at front of house (Jerma) and screaming at stupid orders

[@StermaPerma]

I love the part where they pause the game and Jerma starts oiling Ster up. While chat was on the fence about it, I thought it was pretty wholesome.

[@Paradox_Edge]

G-Guh... ●v●

[@gabeitch9142]

@@Paradox_EdgeG-ear

[@jettx123]

this is why he retired 😔

[@ElHaydito]

3:04:02 Literally sounded like the ‘why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!’ guy

[@matthewhalliday8052]

I’m at SOUP

[@naukumaija7056]

I've watched this three times, once live and twice after that. Please do more, I need more of this in my life.

[@soofireanon]

Ster, describing ADHD symptoms: Jerma: Yeah I feel that

[@alyannayxz]

love their dynamic 😂

[@Jake-xxs]

Best couple 2023

[@softpinkblush]

Ster brings a raw sexual energy that jerma really doesn't like 😳

[@dunepest]

He’s just ACHING for the homie hole

[@luxill0s]

34:57 ABSOLUTELY INFURIATED ME. There’s a dish rack RIGHT THERE that holds 4 dirty plates and they kept walking over it and ignoring it

[@luxill0s]

2:26:00 the “oh you don’t want his pizzas, he’s got cockroaches in his pizzas” bit sounded like the Potion Seller video

[@Khunark]

sounds lame as all hell

[@stagtite]

as someone who has clocked many, many hours in this game, this was a mix of painful and cute to watch them flounder on this. I absolutely love this game

[@midw3stgothic]

I fell asleep while watching this stream and had a dream that they paused the game and ster was telling jerma some of the messages from fans he had received. one of the messages said the words ‘gay zex’ and jerma just started laughing uncontrollably while saying “what the fuck?” ster tried to explain it away, but jerma just kept laughing nervously. when i woke up i thought it had really happened for the better part of a day. this is only the second jerma stream i’ve watched live.

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

Jerma is great for insane dreams

[@christianmogol960]

welcome to sterma streams in general

[@rocket_droid]

this actually did happen at the end of them playing Embr. except it was ster playing voiceclips he had saved and one of them said "gay sex" while jerma laughed nervously asking "why do you have this saved??"

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

Psycho absolutely HATES firefighting and FORCES so called friend into starting up failing restaurants. Proceeds to BULLY "friend" for his own mistakes causing the COLLAPSE of every business.

[@Kazuhira2249]

divorce stream soon

[@Ryan_Cooper69]

This is very crucial to their marriage counseling arch from 2 months ago.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Again???

[@Garnansoa]

Ster and Jerma together takes me back

[@Pickle-jarr]

PvPizza will be a jerma stream like a year from now I know it in my bones

[@markpetrov9476]

I hope

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

Battleaxe, Dollhouse on Ice, and PvPizza all vying for Best Stream of 2023

[@dereknoto6555]

2:33:16 The kitchen nightmares waterphone was timed pefectly

[@fileunderf8786]

As someone who doesn't keep up with jerma or ster sutff too well anymore at all, I still love their collabs so much - theres this energy u cant dilute between 2 people who have been thru the same sort of wringer for how long whilst still being friends that u just cant fabricate = and no matter how much both of them move on from the old days they wont ever be able to erode their old dynamic. God i love how the stupid-ass online gamer culture can facilitate actual relationships now and then... :)

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

The god combo. No other collab can match. Eatlyx comes close, Vinny, Joel, etc. But this is the legendary DUO. Based + goated + can't fall off + W

[@ArtsyKnox25]

I mean that's just your opinion and preference. Other people aren't gonna have the exact same opinion or preferences as you. Just saying.

[@evilsoup2]

​@@ArtsyKnox25I'm pretty sure this person knows that and that they're just very passionate about this

[@Krasaar621]

I need to see them play plate up more, I loved this stream so much and the games were nice to watch imo :)

[@lewislockwood9402]

Ive never heard Jerma sound more authoritative than when he's defending Ster's honour at 4:31:45

[@holly9096]

1:44:13 I NEVER want to hear Jerma say the word "pussy" out loud ever again

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

Then never look up "Jerma No Life Nerd"

[@Screamo_RC]

Seeing Ster lose his shit while Jerma keeps calm is worth watching this alone.

[@armandoguerra7658]

I missed the cozy chill psycho streams with ster 1:06:57 and this is only one instance lmao

[@boredindividual]

Nice to see our favourite old married couple again

[@tir3d_al1za]

unironically one of my all time favorite jerma streams

[@CJacobsVODS]

How quickly the two of them become okay with serving pizza from dishes directly placed into the sink unnerves me

[@slumery]

More jerma and star, missed it sm :)

[@MegidolErin]

I always love how 80% of their time is spent bickering when they play together

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

4:21:00 ZORN DIALOGUE

[@dotanon]

they're both being so passive aggressive it's stressing me out lmao.

[@Notquitekris]

I love jerma! This game too! Yippee!

[@dereknoto6555]

1:32:36 theyre made for each other

[@Jake-xxs]

Best couple 2023

[@gunkwizardry]

this game reminds me so much of this game I used to play called dinerdash!! so nostalgic

[@reaganm9973]

Dinerdash is sooooo good

[@aestheticduckie]

So glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. Dinerdash is a goated game

[@dereknoto6555]

4:34:43 He finally admits it

[@breaking.sublimity]

God was about to take him when he was to sneeze, but then he canceled at the last second. 4:16:49

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

I believe he was doing the “stare at bright light to cancel a sneeze” cheat

[@wikilose]

damn i watched the whole vod, this was great

[@tuwacroi]

2:33:18 Ster sounds exactly like the chocolate guy from SpongeBob

[@Crystalitar]

A great duo still

[@kfogo7459]

this was really cool and entertaining to watch :> i'd love to watch you guys play this game again

[@starlight4649]

Jerma "never shits while streaming" 985

[@marshtomp8]

I swear to god, how did they fuck literally everything up on the first run as much as humanly possible? It feels intentional at this point.

[@marshtomp8]

When they throw out the upgrade table for a basic sink and then go "Where's the upgrade table?". I am losing my mind watching this video.

[@4rumani]

how are you mad at that it was their first run

[@gavinevans9646]

When the function has steak and cheese pie

[@halolime117]

I hope they play this game again it was cozy to watch ifyouknowwhatimean

[@jarodk1294]

Some of the best jerma stream right here!

[@4rumani]

You might give jerma a lot of shit for being stupid, but he and ster did really well at this game

[@chaseywoot]

Sure.

[@DeronHargrove]

Agreed

[@delphoxlatias1821]

jerma trying to roleplay as a diner is making my brain explode

[@pillgrimm]

They held onto that pizza like a Skyrim player hoards plates and cups

[@Paradox_Edge]

Try gemstones. I autistically collect them and I have literally never sold a flawless gemstone in Skyrim because I use them as like collectibles and decorations.

[@pillgrimm]

@@Paradox_Edge at least you use them. What're you gonna do with a pewter cup?

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Jerma streams Overcooked 2 with Etalyx wait hold on what video is th-

[@TH3V01D]

Everybody wants to see this happen!

[@dereknoto6555]

23:59 woah haha ster really sounds like my dad here haha

[@gabeitch9142]

I’m, sorry?

[@tweezy513]

Pizza, pizza, pizza, fry, fry, TWO FRIES

[@pelayla]

i'm impressed that they beat the game actually

[@antiichristie]

Ster’s pizza rumble restaurant sounds amazing

[@QuakerB0y]

I think star would like ludwig

[@QuakerB0y]

@@startalizing I know. I was just referencing the 2:03:36 moment

[@QuakerB0y]

​@@startalizing Nah. You get the joke now. That's all that matters. Take care

[@checkurs675]

2:33:13 THIS PIZZAS BLACK!!111@!1!!

[@pff187]

This mfs ideal meal is salmon and espresso? I'd probably become unstable too if I ate that.

[@callsign_lurk]

making me want to play penguin diner (the most stressful game ever.)

[@ugowaaa7588]

1:15:03 gotta love the chat member contributing to the conversation "Piss in my mouth"

[@zena-jordenkelly9260]

I was so annoyed when chat told them to buy the mixer and they didn't cuz they 'aren't mixing anything' it kneads and chops and you're kneading dough and chopping tomatoes and cheese!!!

[@NervesiT]

we need more ster and jerma streams playing games like these ones from this stream, its so chill, i love hearing these two dumbies talk

[@Thomas_Angelo]

A good rest after playing that poopy ember game.

[@meganl4979]

23:42 the blame game 1:57:08 angry chef 2:01:32 are you sure Im the weird one 2:28:14 scared but fun 3:03:46 made it into soup 4:56:36 chat instructions

[@shelby5809]

I love how the rotten pie guy at 1:43:00 his name is "jermarottingpieguy"

[@brderlad]

i love the incredibly east coast pizza discussion

[@aestheticduckie]

1:57:02 has me weak asf 😂

[@kyungraeist]

it would have been so easy to just say "greens" and "mix" 😭

[@jongdae8952]

this stream was so much fun to watch

[@shadybadger7896]

"You take the fucking L"

[@Glorp1997]

They did way better than most youtubers on their first try

[@EnZoDxGaming]

jerma cant even use the "humans werent built to run a restaurant" EXCUSE because we literally do that

[@elizanieman5576]

awesome!

[@Absolutesolver27]

Yes

[@primal9238]

@1:01:00 Jerma isn't wrong. One YT channel had a bunch of professional chefs try boxed mac and cheese and Cracker Barrel and Cabot were rated very highly.

[@taylormartinelli8366]

I’ll back up that Mac n cheese fact. I can also agree with that statement

[@ultravires2335]

Waterphone: 30:00 2:33:16

[@marshtomp8]

YO JERMA IS GUNNA PLAY JADE COCOON?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE THE ORIGINAL NOT THE SEQUEL, I AM PRAYING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES!

[@Wulf__]

This was great

[@Yawnmower]

3:17:05 rip

[@solidpat221]

Jerma and Ster is the gift that keeps on giving

[@thomsen256]

They need to taste vine grown tomatoes not that bullshit you buy in the grocery store

[@gruntilde]

1:07:04 is2g my cat came in the room moments before this moment (in my headphones) and once i started petting her, Ster said nya… ***haunted/scary*** 😳‼️‼️

[@austinhoke2981]

Jerma really does look like a wood elf

[@sefflikejeff1917]

13:51

[@dakkenly]

PIZZA FRENCH FRY PIZZA FRENCH FRY

[@chaotixspark7934]

2:03:35 Sicilia: Saving this moment.

[@FlightDynam]

Just PUT THE STOVES AGAINST THE WALL WITH THE PLATE NEXT TO IT

[@1narutogirl6]

It causes me physical pain to watch this 😬😰

[@kafkaswetdream]

i still talk to jerma and ster and i are talking is like when your homies ask if your still feeling that one girl // guy

[@rpgasai7730]

1:57:10

[@sirrealism7300]

Jerma pulled a dimitrius this stream