Jerma Streams - The Daedalus Encounter

[@JermaStreamArchive]

5:45 The Daedalus Encounter 2:43:26 Brb End

[@harryantonio3156]

A tip: you can watch movies on flixzone. Been using them for watching a lot of movies recently.

[@Toactwithoutthinking]

This is like your dad taking the family on a really cheap cruise, realizing it was a ripoff and then demands the family enjoy it anyways or else.

[@britneyspheres7yearsago11]

r/SuspiciouslyRedditUser

[@sniceverything4944]

This stream was literally just the Abilene paradox

[@TemmiePlays]

so basically, it's national lampoon's vacation going to Wally World complete with Jerma holding chat hostage at gun point

[@aswiftshift5229]

You mean kidnapping?

[@echoweil]

this stream felt like 24 hours, I fell asleep twice and both times I woke up with him being on the same puzzle as before

[@Daniel-zh2fl]

Lmao same here

[@KittyTheKat441]

"There's probably another 40 minutes in this damn game." -Man only 1 3/4 hours into a 6 hour stream

[@M8ingSeason]

It's amazing how he talked about his library of 3DO games, not realizing he's going to be invested in the best 3DO game ever made.

[@aldousfoxly]

2:14:08 "I'm almost at the end of the game" *four hours left* oh no

[@baddgerpaw]

I got to 21 minutes and im realizing that this game is all about listening and following orders. This is also played by Jerma. Dear God...

[@aronnootebos805]

Not only that, but taking orders from porn actors.

[@GuillotineDani]

@@aronnootebos805 Neither are in porn.

[@aronnootebos805]

@@GuillotineDani I guess I am a damn fool

[@TemmiePlays]

@@aronnootebos805 the girl is from Wayne's wrold. she plays Cassandra. idk about the guy.

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

Almost, except more often than not there are no instructions

[@g4man41]

For me it was all worth it for this 5:29:23 “Tomorrows Friday, the Saturdaytinth”

[@g4man41]

“WURST STREAM WORST STREEEEAAAM DOOOD” yeah ok say what you will, but this stream had me sound asleep about 4 different times.

[@garrettmetting6938]

This was the first jerma stream that actually made me fall asleep

[@TemmiePlays]

sound asleep * four times? then, the first 3 times weren't really " sound asleep " were they🤔

[@g4man41]

Temmie Plays! Ffs I had to go back and find my spot where I had fallen asleep every time. Ya know laying in bed and watching an hour before passing out. The next night seeing where You left off and passing out again after another hour or so has passed.

[@aydenlindsay8295]

If I can’t sleep I legit come back to this stream and pass out so fucking fast

[@sniceverything4944]

This is bad to watch,but nothing beats how excruciatingly painful it was live,constantly thinking that you were at the end of the game only for there to be one more thing to do. Going on and on for 4 hours

[@Adam-ni6ne]

There was a bit in there where it suddenly occurred to Jerma that chat didn't want to watch the game and he didn't want to play it, so the stream was basically for nobody. And then he kept playing and beat the game anyway lol

[@ItsDSP]

@@Adam-ni6ne No will left, but he keeps on going no matter what. Jerma985: The Quintessential Streamer.

[@Corninthesky]

:(((( me and some others enjoyed him play it. I was there live as well

[@sniceverything4944]

@@Corninthesky you must be a sadomasochist if you enjoyed this stream

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

It's funny to hear in the vod "we got 40 minutes left" with 4+ hours left

[@imitationcrabmeat9901]

VOD viewers skip to 6:09:26

[@dr_crazii]

Thanks bro 👍

[@coelacamth]

Thanks

[@LloCiDul]

You got me 🤣🤣

[@dylaxiusmccoy]

4:17:55 "This is the final puzzle of the game." -Jerma985, 2 hours before the actual end of the game

[@notapplicable9243]

I heard this stream sucked, I came as quickly as I could.

[@bassbiter3602]

"I don't do puzzles.. i run wicked fast..know what I mean?" Is such an underrated Jerma quote

[@Kkakasih12]

Insane axe dodging foreshadowing. Whoever wrote the jerma script is a genius for consistency

[@NewHorizons19]

Casey! I warned you about traps! You just blew our ONLY PROBE! Now we have to go back and start all over again. Thank you.

[@Kikiapina]

I hope Jerma plays more games like this and makes the chat suffer

[@baddgerpaw]

Me too

[@Zumbah2]

Time to play limbo of the lost

[@qouLIVE]

is ur dog a pokeman

[@Kikiapina]

@@qouLIVE Yeah, pretty cool right?

[@qouLIVE]

@@Kikiapina i searched dog Pokémon and i can't fucking find it but i can see it in my head. what Pokémon is it

[@Flight_of_Icarus]

Every copy of the Daedalus Encounter is personalized.

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

37:53 INSANE streamer yells at innocent fan for simply trying to help.

[@banitz4921]

Maybe the real Daedalus were the friends we made along the way.

[@sikmanist]

Holy shit I had to go like 30 minutes into the stream but he ended up playing the WHOLE THING?

[@Jameston]

This is the same guy that played the entirety of Seaman in one day, think it totaled 11 hours of insanity

[@halolime117]

it was LITTERALY the worst stream of the decade

[@Rincewindl]

7 MINUTES IN. THE "DIE DALLAS". THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE.

[@alectrzaskowski6792]

This stream felt twice the length of the Seaman stream in half of the time. This is the guaranteed winner of the “Worst Stream of 2020” Award

[@Sid-xt3kt]

Friday the 13th, this day will now be remembered as torture stream day

[@yepsilon2898]

More like torture chat day, which I'm always down for.

[@Navia-]

This stream felt like it lasted a week

[@grubbie8614]

1:44:20 "Probably another 40mins left of the game."

[@AliasConradColdwood]

2:37:46 "We're like 20 minutes away from the end of the goddamn game!" EDIT: 3:26:59 "We're at the end of this game!" 4:08:56 "We're so close to the end" 4:58:22 "There's only like five sentences left in the walkthrough guys. Don't worry. We gonna get through this together. We gonna get through this."

[@nunuNoah]

Just started I'll tell you if it's worth it in 6 hours Alright here's my full review: It starts out ok bit of talking but the energy of the game really makes it hard to stay invested. And it does NOT get better any further in. The story is actually mind numbing. Some barebones action scenes but they can't make up for the actual fucking disaster that is the puzzle section. Jerma literally tries to solve puzzles for what felt like 2 hours of the stream. And having to listen to the puzzle sounds constantly makes you wish you were deaf, blind and fucking dead. Ironically it's also the most interesting bit. It's the only time where Jerma makes you laugh by slowly becoming frustrated at this awful game. After that he gets stuck a couple more times and there's more scenes where the actors make me feel sleepy. At around 5 and a half hours the stream is a dried up corpse. Jerma does an Elmo impression and i feel like crying. Pros: Extremely chill, even if you really tried to get into the story you'd find it akin to your parents reading you to sleep. Cons: It looks like a cat ate three balls of yarn and puked it up again. Boring as hell, because of long breaks between anything of note happening it gets hard to stay interested. If you're someone who wants to watch the stream actively then skip this. The game itself looks awful. the majority of gameplay is one frame for 20 minutes and then a scene. And Jerma has nothing interesting to show or do. If you are a listener instead of watcher I'd only recommend it if you have nothing else to watch. Maybe if you really really have a jerma craving otherwise no. Thanks for reading, now click the back button.

[@kaibaiarrio1299]

Is it worth it

[@nunuNoah]

@@kaibaiarrio1299 not yet he's on a puzzle and it's just him silently trying to solve it.

[@BigBoySloan]

I've watched this stream 3 time already and i genuinely don't know why

[@ponds7177]

was not expecting to find a full-on steam review in the comments section of jerma’s daedulus encounter vod, but it’s a pleasant surprise nonetheless. major kudos for taking the time and effort to write this. 👍

[@eightcoins4401]

Of course it looks visually terrible and like a bad videogame. Its a 3DO game.

[@Zenarkii]

He's so excited when he thinks the discs go in order from start to finish and thinks he's near the end.. halfway through the stream.

[@carnifex423]

you know it’s an awful stream when the best joke is in the first 20 minutes of a 6 hour stream

[@skaia91]

chat yelling at him but if he really HAD stopped 5 and a half hours in it wouldve been way worse of a stream

[@namepending5620]

What a nightmare, your "friends" bring you back from the dead as their shitty ship ai to just do shit for them

[@Senor_Penor]

And this was the most scuffed stream... Wheres my boys who suffered through the whole thing with me?

[@creamgravy1]

Pretty sure it was the first stream I was able to watch live.. Felt like years have passed..

[@miro007ist]

I want more streams like this

[@ItsDSP]

This must’ve been what Jerma felt like during the Hit & Run stream.

[@garrettoliva5154]

I came in about an hour late, at the end of the Disk 3 puzzle. I was there when it got most painful.

[@josephs3347]

Worst stream 2020 no contest

[@baddgerpaw]

1:44:20 Cut too 6:09:26 *Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme*

[@paulanderson6834]

Can't wait for people to greenscreen Jerma into the game.

[@smb275]

This was one of my favorite Jerma game streams of all time. Chat was getting furious.

[@miro007ist]

BEST STREAM OF THE YEAR

[@garrettoliva5154]

God this stream su- *mods pock the gun into my back and whisper "He activated the Ego Stream."* -uper kept me interested and made me think a lot. Good pick, Jerma! *tears roll down my face as he swaps to disc 5*

[@Zumbah2]

Y'all tripping this is the best stream

[@BigBoySloan]

Don't know why but I come back to this stream more than 3 times a year

[@ChewyTwee]

Yeah this isn’t that much different than any other stream he’s done, I think people just hate point and click games because Jerma really didn’t get stuck anywhere for that long, the gameFAQs carried the stream. It reminds me of the saw streams where he was soooo fucking sick of the puzzles and desperately wanted the solution

[@begbart6446]

13:04 This feels like a jumpcut to the next scene. I thought I was watching a video on 2ndjerma

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

The amount of visceral confusion that Jerma goes through in this stream breaks BOUNDS

[@gioplease8561]

can’t wait for this to win “worst stream” at the jerma stream awards this year

[@FreezingStorm]

this is one the slowest speedruns I have ever seen

[@YourFavouriteNormie]

This was a crack stream.

[@sniceverything4944]

No, this was a heroin stream

[@garrettoliva5154]

No, this was a "Wake up from a bad Crack/Heroin trip and try to find your way out of the crackhouse and back home to your wife who knows you go out to the crackhouse but only loves you for your money" stream.

[@duroorud527]

Krokodil stream

[@Matoro342]

Unironically loved this one

[@whydidimakethischannel5545]

It's comfy but also sluggish and annoying because jerma can't do baby puzzles.

[@halowaffle25]

I warned you about the traps! I TOLD you, dog!

[@notapplicable9243]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[@kekerotto7264]

When the stream started it was 9 PM in my country On hour 3 i still believed he will end it and get on to another game On hour 4 i was forcing myself, even though i was fuming and angry on the puzzles, half asleep i kept on watching Hour 5 broke me after 6 hours i was finally released and immediately fell asleep i do believe i know what stream will win the "worst stream of 2020" award Edit: HOLY SHIT THE FIRST DOOR PUZZLE WAS ONLY 15 MINUTES? IT FELT LIKE 45

[@wasad]

imagine wasting your ego stream on the die dallas encounter

[@frankomancer]

tbh while I'm ecstatic he actually remembered the ego stream bet I'm sad he used it on this

[@iamme8359]

*PSYCHOPATH STREAMER* UTILIZES SHEER FORCE OF *OWN EGO* TO KIDNAP PEOPLE FROM THE STREETS, CALLS THEM “CHAT” AND FORCES THEM TO ENDURE *SIX HOURS* OF PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE ALONG SIDE HIS OWN COMMENTARY.

[@jiquepfister1640]

Imagine looking up in the sky: the sun rises and- like the teletubby baby- Jerma985’s face is superimposed on the sun, looking over the Western Hemisphere. Wouldn’t that be a sight to behold? That would be something you wouldn’t see every day

[@doggo1584]

That would certainly be unusual I agree man

[@cbaylor0369]

Happens every billion years

[@notapplicable9243]

In the time it took jeremy to complete this game, all the characters would have died.

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

Please insert Disk 4

[@aydenlindsay8295]

It is absolutely amazing to me that Jeremy managed to get the FIRST possible death in the entire game without even trying

[@sniceverything4944]

Guys it’s ok, you can delete this one

[@aswiftshift5229]

No

[@yepsilon2898]

NO! This must be documented for the vault!

[@radekmilewicz6192]

The most painful Jerma stream I know of. Perhaps the old World of Warcraft stream from 2012 was worse, but I'm not sure.

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

Im surprised none of you have realized this is revenge for the Viewtiful Joe stream.

[@wazfallout3pokey]

33:19 His immediate reaction to the first puzzle really sets the tone for the rest of the vod

[@thaksjtube]

"its totally not sunk cost fallacy guys the game will be over in 40 minutes" -video has 3 hours left

[@raygunner6656]

This stream cured my insomnia. Thank you Jerma.

[@Jon-Patrick-S]

I was the "Read the manual dipshit" guy and I still can't believe he actually read that out

[@Lagomorph27]

1:44:19 famous last words

[@d3punkt5]

Having grown up on this game (albeit on a Machintosh) and unironically loved it, I find it sad and frustrating to see Jerma and chat have such an unfortunate experience with it. That said, even now over 21 years later, I distinctly remember the immense frustration I felt for many of the puzzles. And oh boy, it certainly has not aged well - especially this degraded console port. Overall, just major kudos for even sticking through it for as long as you did. It took me personally five years to complete it.

[@felicityc]

The absolute best jerma vid to fall asleep to

[@callingallrunaways6008]

12:50 is a perfect microcosm of the stream

[@sigmabean2463]

Jerma gets tricked into playing a puzzle game

[@theCrazyJohn]

Worst stream on the ENTIRETY of twitch 2020

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Best nonsense stream.

[@OTS_Music]

The game itself is ok its actually intresting how they portray the mysterious realm of the ailiens. The story is cool too absurd at times but a good base idea of stranding in a foreign space ship. The puzzles though are the worst u have ever seen and i understand why someone would want to shit himself on stream.

[@MannFace51]

+2 for the John Oliver impression

[@isingra]

Hey, glad I caught you! You're gonna want to skip this one because this one sucks!

[@Uhg56]

During the commentary track for the movie The House That Jack Built the director revealed a surprising fact that the main character's motivation and end goal were based on an unnamed "compact steamer".

[@YangBalanceYin]

I feel like this stream could be used as aversion therapy for avoiding drug abuse or something... Like "Clockwork Orange pry your eyes open with metal pins" type of aversion therapy. A fever dream that never ends. An acid trip gone bad. This was a good white noise stream until I glanced over and saw that I was only a few hours in even though I felt like it had been playing my entire Sunday.

[@BrotherSean]

11:02 IS THAT *TREVOR* from Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of the Flesh ?!!

[@eightcoins4401]

Id assume alot of FMVs shared cheap actors.

[@youshallnotpass567]

“There’s probably another 40 minutes in this game” he says as there’s about 4 to 5 hours left

[@mirrormagic6584]

"The Die Dallas Encounter"

[@phospadparadschaa]

my very first stream and I wouldn't have it any other way

[@cynastra2974]

At 31:08, Ariel mentions a planet called LV.426, which is where Alien 1,2 and Prometheus is set on. This means The Deadalus Encounter is set in the same universe as the Alien franchise, as well as the Blade Runner series as the it also takes place in the same universe.

[@_KRose]

Bugleberry tier stream

[@soulslasher7890]

suffer with me

[@rasengdori13]

Why is he so insistent on playing these terrible games on this terrible console?

[@kozlorog]

I order him to.

[@funguy398]

Determination

[@Marshtard]

at least the other ones didn't drag on as much and wacky races was fuckin hilarious

[@westlane0926]

because its funny

[@funguy398]

Jerma predicted big twitch dmca ban and choose old game without copyrighted music, he play this twitch stream "game" for so long time that he smells the wind like a dog in a storm.

[@bengarden2550]

is this worst stream 2020?

[@therealtgxt-6760]

Yes

[@eoghancarroll4365]

Chronicles of Riddick game was pretty bad too

[@Heavysweating]

Would argue that this is the worst stream in the channel's history

[@kett912]

When people say worst stream do they mean least funny or quickest descent into madness?

[@Wintd1]

Absolutely

[@TemmiePlays]

Debbie does die Dallas, my favorite retro movie

[@aydenlindsay8295]

Can we just admire the fact the Jerma loses at literally the first possible moment he can

[@CaullyD]

Jerma not even trying to move the yellow for 5 mins then trying to defend himself has got to be some of the funniest shit ever

[@senpaiofalltrades4967]

I loved this stream cause I loved seeing chat get tortured

[@JacobKinsley]

Everyone: it can't be that bori- *snoring*

[@Tokmurok]

At least this game doesnt give you demonic dreams like seaman.

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

As a man whos fond of shitty FMV games, I love this stream.

[@nich3897]

Hell stream hell stream hell stream

[@chocodoco4855]

I just find it amusing that Jerma pronounces "Daedalus" as "Thai Dallas".

[@spunchbob6520]

love the fart guitars in the credits

[@synthetic240]

Weird. I was just thinking about playing this game as a kid and it turns out Jerma streamed it two weeks ago? Crazy.

[@somebodystopme4881]

2:35:25 jerma is the alien

[@priqq1]

The only redeeming thing from this stream was the 5 second geddy lee / rush impression at the end.

[@heavyweaponsguy3074]

So you’re just a servitor in this game

[@Kovac22]

there's at least ONE funny joke in here, and it's the one where he says 'pick me' but idk when it is

[@Kovac22]

4:00:36

[@i7887]

5:28:55 Watching this on friday the 13th 3 years later

[@JacobKinsley]

Watching this without chat is like trying to play the Sims 4 without a KZbin video in the background and trying not to think 'what am I doing with my life' while watching

[@JohnLucPicard98]

Lol who’s here from the Bugsnax vod

[@PocketwithFrog]

"this is a 3 hour game" looks at the video length

[@DjKlzonez]

Endurance test stream

[@doctorgears9358]

The soundtrack and aesthetic has big Babylon 5 energy

[@orangebot_4211]

I love the defeated laugh at 4:46:08

[@Flambingo]

I feel like I'm going on a fucking journey with these long as shit FMV streams

[@lewislockwood9402]

Why did they say 6 orbs, 6 receptacles if they put all the orbs in the same hole

[@BigBoy257]

I wonder who was tortured more, us or Jerma himself

[@shriveledone5542]

You might not know this but Mario loves consuming cranberries he loves to squash them all the time there’s nothing he loves doing more with his perfect little beautiful hands and squashing amazing ripe juicy cranberries all day long he just loves to eat them up and he loves the smell of them too he really does just love cranberries so much he is absolutely obsessed with them you might not have known this.

[@steve7745]

This feels like it belongs on an Oneyplays comment section