Jerma Streams - Noita

[@JermaStreamArchive]

5:22:00 The original thicc thumbnail, youtube has changed it twice now, it better stay up. 5:42 Noita 3:16:09 Brb Ends

[@IdoticPath]

5:22:00 is my favourite timestamp.

[@unofficialfr3dfo041]

I think the thumbnails gone again my dude

[@IdoticPath]

@@unofficialfr3dfo041 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KZbin

[@IdoticPath]

@@unofficialfr3dfo041 Every time this channel keeps on changing this thumbnail, my mind would be losing for a bit.

[@Spookyguy223]

Pay up jerma985

[@josephdabunny]

"when is porn week"... me expecting jerma to say "why did i read that" but no... apparently they "talked about it yesterday"

[@funguy398]

I want to say thanks to people behind jerma archive, because I can't watch jerma online on twitch, and this video archive is a blessing

[@tovarischshashlikov]

Timezones is a bitch and not letting us watch OUR Jerma?! 😤😤😤 Fellow Jermanians, I think it's time to boycott the concept of timezones and delete that thing off the face of Earth!

[@Peroxide-Mark]

@@tovarischshashlikov yes what a fantastic idea all hail Jerma king of the internet

[@Dom9606]

the stream where Jerma accumulated more debt than Bermuda

[@Taigaworkz]

5:07:15 Jerma clarifies the gambled rules. 5:07:32 Jerma misses the shot. 5:21:23 The official debt PSA is released. 5:21:57 Jerma's dessert.

[@VagineerHuur]

Pixar mom streamer

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

LMAAAAO

[@1doob]

HUH

[@-Lilith-Angel-]

Nah I'd really wanna see that tho

[@-Lilith-Angel-]

Hell I'd zap myself

[@afeathereddinosaur]

When Jerma says he did his fastest piss, I imagine one of those pressure washers gushing yellow, and Jerma screaming in agony in front of the toilet that is reflecting that piss into every possible corner in his bathroom

[@harpiehunter9428]

why would you imagine that

[@afeathereddinosaur]

@@harpiehunter9428 idk it's just the vibes he gives

[@LordEptar]

@@harpiehunter9428 Why wouldn't you 😣

[@lordpotatocat]

He mentioned before that "the only thing I learned in school was how to pee really quickly (and painfully)"

[@Khunark]

his manhood separating like a bud into a petaled flower.

[@LordEptar]

This was my first Jerma stream I've caught live. After seeing Jerma morphed into Family Guy characters and into another old man, it was subsequently my last Jerma stream I would watch live.

[@jakelavaclaw2759]

wouldn't that encourage you to watch more??

[@Thinzy]

streamer makes poor life decisions and is now 2.5 billion dollars in debt. also start of thicc jerma (for future reference): 5:21:57

[@garrettmetting6938]

Tumestamp for the start of his gambling addiction?

[@Thinzy]

@@garrettmetting6938 don't have the start but i have the greedy grinner crippler: 5:06:30

[@LordEptar]

Why does it have to be No Nut November 😣

[@bornofpixels]

He should have a billion dollars removed just for being so thick

[@mrwebzone]

When jerma try’s to devalue the bet by adding random modifiers to 2.5b but in the end still owes 15 grand was the highlight of the year.

[@ijemand5672]

tries*

[@thatcyanthing]

cries*

[@Yourname942]

I like how Jerma keeps saying "chesure trest" I don't think he's aware of it

[@drsnuffulupacis]

its stuck out enough for me to think that he was saying it wrong, but it happened so fast and infrequently that I thought I was just imagining it. thank you

[@cakecwkecake7479]

could be a new england thing, im from massachusetts I say it the same way

[@Yourname942]

@@cakecwkecake7479 Maybe, but I haven't heard people say it (also from New England)

[@abvolts-animation6008]

I don’t know if you’ve heard this by now because I don’t remember when he mentioned this but after people were questioning him in chat one time he said he used to say it like that as a kid I think and then after learning how to properly say it he just didn’t.

[@IlllllllllllllllllllllIlllll]

He was REALLY high that stream.

[@Orooun]

3:38:10 3:53:50 i just love this

[@g4man41]

He just jumps up and catches that blade with his face like a professional sports player or something. That had me nearly crying from laughter

[@squidgy2247]

The thumbnail is made in heaven. Edit: The thumbnail was 5:22:29 before but was changed. (most likely because it was too much for a human's eyes to handle)

[@demon794]

How dare they make it during No Nut November. 😤

[@e3v4nn37]

No it's made in photoshop

[@pastelsofneptune]

@@e3v4nn37 it wasn't photoshopped, those dump trucks are all natural baby

[@IdoticPath]

That made me fucking laughed, as well.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Could just be me, the thumbnail is just the streaming soon overlay.

[@vassanguis]

Only Jerma would spend several minutes trying to mine a few gold pieces from the ground but then walk past a chest as if it doesn’t exist Also 3:53:57 had such perfect comedic timing it was almost like it was scripted

[@Goozeeeee]

Or 3:38:15

[@Goozeeeee]

Or him spending 5 minutes trying to pick a wand in the shop just for chat to spawn in a shotgun deathsquad @ 3:47:14

[@LordEptar]

Thicc Jerma is the highlight of my life. I don't know the last time I laughed this hard, or heard Jerma laugh that hard. I literally was gasping for air minutes after seeing that masterful work of art.

[@lolmaomgoml]

4:34:00 the beginning of the end lol

[@shrub8644]

3:38:18 best moment

[@samttk359]

Lmao noitad

[@grit1]

Jerma will have to sell almost half his Funko Pops to pay off that debt

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

I can’t breathe dude Idk what made me laugh more, JermaThing or JermaThicc

[@LordEptar]

Thicc Jerma made me feel some sorta way 😳😳😳

[@krazyivan9733]

"i want the saw" "I Want The Saw" *"I Want The Saw"* *"I WANT THE SAW"* *"I W A N T T H E S A W"* Rip Jerembo. He sure did get that saw.

[@FlunderDunder]

This is probably the funniest chat moments we've ever had. Especially when Jerma was trying to pretend he didnt lose a 2.5 Billion dollar bet "Haha guys IMAGINE if this was real" Chat Member: "You dont have to imagine it bud"

[@TheOneAndOnlyZeno]

1:51:10 Thumbnail

[@xoknight8166]

Hey you’re the classical music score guy lol, always watch your vids man

[@TheOneAndOnlyZeno]

@@xoknight8166 ...

[@daltonmay752]

One of the first streams I was able to tune into in a while, this one was so worth watching

[@ashleyking8851]

attempt to escape at 4:50:00 was actually super impressive

[@IronStaff7]

1:53:27 He got stuck in the "cloud". His doom was written upon the internet the second he got the freeze liquids trait.

[@milangiroux]

Blessed thumbnail

[@JiF28]

How could I not click that thumbnail

[@markovdeath33]

THICC JERMA

[@williamvandyke4658]

Jerma making it to Hiisi Base on his first run has me fuming

[@Autism3.0]

It took me like a fucking week to get there and he just fuckin does it like wtf

[@sauceman-dv3lf]

Holy shit that is crazy i did it super quick, tge bunker is where it sucks

[@AdroSlice]

Well technically his second third*

[@sharkpunch2604]

1:49:04: Looks like a Vortigaunt from Half-Life.

[@rune5416]

Jerma isn't wrong, chat does feel like an ai at times

[@Foogi9000]

Psycho Chat drives Tiny Man Insane.

[@reillyolson189]

Holy mother, that noise at 2:31:17 scared me so bad. I thought I was about to be hit by a train while laying in bed.

[@ChancioGames]

2:23:32 "chain bolt is homing?" shoots without a single enemy in sight.. "doesn't seem very homing"

[@pixeldemon6173]

JermaThicc

[@nou1178]

Damn, that cake

[@grandmajojo5211]

Didn’t know jerma was packin 🎂👁👄👁💅😌

[@LordEptar]

Damn, Jerma got hella cake doe 😳😳😳

[@DLF_24]

@@steampunkgamer6997 wierd

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Does that fudge factory handle any nuts down the assembly line?

[@Champiness]

You’re going to prison for this

[@bosselotiscanon]

and hell, you're also going to hell

[@ngmajora6986]

@@Champiness Jerma won't make it in prison

[@pillgrimm]

😬

[@marioblue22]

Hey chat! I'm trying to make a joke but the sound of my ass claps keeps ruining the joke. 5:21:50

[@billybear2333]

it hurts my soul when he chooses angry ghost over glass cannon while having explosion immunity and the always cast explosive wand

[@RickyRedux]

"Okay, im starting to get a hang of this" NB4 jerma gets noita'd

[@cosbos7934]

Love this stream to fall asleep too. Dark game, relaxing… gonna come back to this one for years to come

[@cosbos7934]

Its true !

[@rudyutau]

@@cosbos7934this is so great

[@KonkeyDongkey]

3:57:39 Jerma mercilessly executes a viewer.

[@WoWdropzone]

3:21:50 - Twitch integration.

[@colin141]

"this game is just Terraria"

[@northuniverse]

Noita is just a rip off of Minecraft

[@purpite1001]

Noita is just a rip off of the binding of Isaac

[@NightTimeDay]

Noita is just a rip off of Spelunky

[@Err0Rose]

old jerma from the thumbnail looks like how paul McCartney looks now

[@incription]

3:53:55 TRICKSHOT

[@lemonflavorbri6]

33:08 absolute god gamer move and he doesn't say a word

[@enbybunny9940]

Still thinking about how he jumped in oil to extinguish himself on fire on multiple occasions and it worked both times he tried.

[@Sruggs]

Yes he was sooooo lucky!! The ”muddy water” saved him lol

[@Stereocrabs]

i finally know where jerma got his debt

[@doobywoopy3264]

One of my all time favorite streams, this is my third watch and it got me to buy Noita (which I now have hundreds of hours in)

[@GewelReal]

33:01 "I'm just licking the wood"

[@Aaronmajowskavitz]

Why the heck does he keep saying chesure trest

[@Kubloo]

My boyfriend replaces turrets with “turrents” and I have no idea why. Some people just have little quirks like that lol.

[@xylophobiaa]

He's been saying chesure trest for at least 5 years now

[@cheatlink11]

Why don't YOU say chesure trest

[@astarothhentaiguy3554]

@@Kubloo listen to how he pronounces it, he might be spelling phonetically, and he might be pronouncing it with an n.

[@RickyETPlays]

5:07:14 is when the man goes 2.5 billion in debt

[@kurbstomp3729]

Since when was Jerma licensed to drive around that dump truck?

[@dauraktv]

First time I’ve come across your videos. Your commentary is incredibly entertaining, I can’t stop watching

[@FreezingStorm]

1:47:16 handsome boi compilation

[@super_7710]

Thanks for uploading this.

[@crypticpoptart]

I was actually caught this stream live, and I can kinda see why people complain about chat so much, it's kinda funky and spammy. I didn't even think about what I got sucked into typing until I got timed out.

[@MattPieti]

Early stream: I know I'll never be good at this game, so it won't make me mad. Mid/late stream: What?! Why am I not good at this game?! It's the game's fault! Yep, it's a Jerma stream.

[@jordynensor2081]

jerma makes my heart so warm. i’ve never felt so much like care for a content creator like this before. i just want him nothing but happiness. i’m parasocialing all over the place rn

[@sdogg3118]

the missing link got me good

[@billybear2333]

I wish he played more of this, it's such a cool game

[@schlumpkin]

3:38:18 I laughed so fucking hard 3:47:18 3:53:56

[@DQBlizzard_]

Man eats ENTIRE CAKE on stream

[@Rhelord]

man IS entire cake

[@noclip_thru]

27:54 sees black hole first holy mountain. "Thats boring"

[@neofoxboi]

"Oh I made it!" -Words that proceed legendary events

[@junkdog4138]

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

[@homsar21596]

1:47:45 "Hi "Hungry;" I'm JermaDad."

[@slurp5525]

43:36 it hurt me so much watching him go right over the wand experimenter

[@cafe5749]

jerma and chat interaction is the fucking best

[@longmeaderulez]

The boomerang spell mishap is one of my favorite Jerma moments of all time

[@Hadesthief]

It's a good thing Jerma was high, otherwise that 2.5 billion dollar miss would be really embarrassing

[@GameGearActerina]

5:07:35Thats xcom baby

[@Apathy717]

the fact he said "i just need fire immunity" and then oil blood came up but he didnt realize its what he needed....

[@zuheerali4767]

Jermawalk jermaTHICC

[@activevertex4475]

I just noticed this was uploaded a week ago. Kaya from the official podcast has been wanting to play Worms and Jerma wants to play Worms. Coincidence, Probably

[@ddode4]

mmm

[@justacloud2534]

Holy shit that voice impression was unexpected (first time watching jerma and I’m not disappointed)

[@micromints1735]

IM COOOPOMING

[@jillsandwitch67]

this is my favourite jerma stream probably

[@RedxYeti]

3:56:55 das me c:

[@cheatlink11]

Dude wish I could be a 5000 dollar patron like you :c

[@TheColddogs]

one of the best streams

[@AllyArtemisia]

I cried at 3:38:17 jesus christ

[@lChabbie]

I know this was a late video, but I absolutely loved seeing Jergma learn this game :3

[@kitkat2598]

i often put on this stream on my tv when i'm going to bed, cause it has a dark enough screen and doesn't disturb my sleep. last night tho, after dozing off, i wake up from a bright light and when i open my eyes i see a picture of hellman's mayonnaise soft drink at 2:15:55 , confused asf

[@k4rz43]

Suomi mainittu, torilla tavataan.

[@sr212787]

If a frog on a log in a bog at the bottom of the sea is one dollar, 1.00−25%−10%−25% = 0.50625 of a penny. 0.50625×2,500,000,000 = 1,265,625,000 ... That can't be right...

[@outtaplace1698]

Whoever said this is like binding of Isaac is blind

[@emma_tm]

it is tho in the whole "create a crazy overpowered build using 5 unexpected items working together" way

[@sharkkedy]

1:52:12 I fucking sprayed saliva all over my goddamn screen there holy shit that got me good

[@amarsukhee1828]

rip thumbnail

[@hubbybubby7867]

X-Men origins wolverine is a genuinely amazing game no joke, must play for any wolverine fan

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

Doesn't he naturally heal overtime and you can actually see it happen?

[@hubbybubby7867]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 yeah, it’s quite an impressive effect even today imo, sometimes you’re just like a skeleton man in tatters still tearing everything apart and stabbing ppl on forklifts it’s great

[@wren.10.]

Seeing him use the "bubble spark" wand right next to water makes me very nervous yet nothing has actually gone wrong.

[@PaladinWilhelm]

Holy shit. Jerma got "one-guyed" just a few days ago in a recent Dark and Darker stream about the Family Guy game and about how he spent like $75 on it. Then I come here to watch the Noita stream 2 years late and at 1:38:00 he's talking about the Family Guy mobile game.

[@KarmicHoudini]

"omfg i'm on fire AGAIN" **pours acid on head** "WHAT THE FUCK!"

[@G0nzA10895]

what happened to the thicc thumbnail?

[@JermaStreamArchive]

I think KZbin took it down, put it back up. For how long I don't know.

[@humphreybrogart8392]

@@JermaStreamArchive KZbin is homophobic

[@theworstmaid]

@@humphreybrogart8392 maybe they arent fans of cake

[@emulsion_]

This fucking stream will go down in history

[@emulsion_]

Also I miss the original thumb 🥵

[@kookydookies5023]

What part of "every pixel is simulated" does this man not understand

[@peppycorn]

ah yes, the debt stream

[@TheBlanketGravy]

3:19:15 so mad he didn't pick oil blood bc the fire immunity he needed for his explosive always cast 😭

[@milkthrower714]

why is this stream so GOOD