Jerma Streams - Two Point Campus

[@JermaStreamArchive]

This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Cult of the Lamb kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqeqYZqDi7aHe7M 2. Two Point Campus 5:49 Brb Ends 12:04 Two Point Campus 2:16:14 Thumbnail

[@JimboJuice]

is it just me or are the chapters broken?

[@reloy1302]

@@JimboJuice jimbo juice

[@JimboJuice]

@@reloy1302 hi :)

[@user-nm7ox7jp6r]

The camera angle this stream really gave him troll face syndrome

[@yiff]

The angle feels like those screenshots of front facing Simpsons characters

[@JTheHood]

greedy grinner

[@CamusSewerCigarette]

omg it really does i thought people were just being meanies but wow wtf is with that camera jer,a

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

it's cuz he mirrored it lol

[@slip4510]

Hes slowly morphing into Mr Green

[@thespacedisland5746]

At this point, Jerma is having late-stage marriage tier arguments with chat

[@BunkoValentine]

That's too real.

[@jango7889]

As of now, Jerma has divorced chat and now gets monthly visitation days.

[@Tokmurok]

@@jango7889 OMEGALUL

[@frankiethomas1932]

Bro has troll face the whole stream 😭

[@verilymcarthur9471]

Dude what the fuck is wrong with his camera hahaha

[@JacobKinsley]

@@verilymcarthur9471 this guy is FUCKED ahahahaha 😂 😭

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Bro smiles. Bro then winks at the camera (bro does this to break the fourth wall). Bro frowns. Bro laughs which in turn reveals who he really is. Bro blinks.

[@Xoilen]

@@Mr.SpicyIce bro…

[@misimarostreams5700]

Watching jerma play this feels like one of those mobile ads where they purposefully make extremely stupid mistakes so that you'll download the game yourself out of sheer frustration. Great ad

[@sonerika4238]

I said the same thing about his City Skylines stream, made me buy the game and ended up putting WAY too many hours into it

[@Lucifronz]

@@sonerika4238 Ehh, I regret buying that game. Cities Skylines is just another game that tries to drain you with 50-billion different overpriced DLCs that could have been included in a larger package for a more reasonable price as an expansion if the nickel-and-diming DLC era had never come around. I genuinely think people who play Cities Skylines should just fucking pirate it, it's atrocious how much they try to grift you for basic features like weather.

[@CitrusRev]

​@@Lucifronzyou must've bought it too late then. When I bought it when it came out there was like no dlc for nearly 2 years. They don't really drip feed expansions, but they feel worth it whenever one does drop. But that's only if you've been buying them as they come out. If you wait till another expansion comes out, then you basically have to pay double for both

[@CamusSewerCigarette]

i swear it’s always the ✨ “Chill Streams” ✨ that drive me insane >:(

[@skelecvnt]

idk why but im so fascinated with his accent every time it comes out rly strong I have to rewind in disbelief

[@tayiishaa]

what’s his accent?? i’m not from america so he really just sounds american to me XD

[@skelecvnt]

@@tayiishaa I'm not american either but sometimes I still hear it lol, he's got a boston accent

[@sporker5483]

Jerma is so miffed about panic rooms because everyone uses them to get away from him and he just can't figure out how to get in them. He's like a defective lab rat in the maze hunting for cheese

[@funguy398]

But cheese are humans

[@Rabbit_Hill]

I was on muscle relaxers and fell asleep during the BRB screen, thank you for including it so I didn’t miss out on all the important audio I missed

[@JimboJuice]

huh

[@inutsuki5276]

hm

[@JoeKenyon]

Huh

[@williamwaffle1629]

hm

[@JacobKinsley]

mmhmm...

[@sharkosupreme]

Hopefully jerma can recover from this botched plastic surgery

[@ralphbrennan7700]

Let us all wish for his swift recovery 🙏

[@Quacktivate]

Unpopular opinion but eating rocks isnt actually very fun

[@StitchPen]

I could just FEEL Jerma's nostalgia. He loves talking about all his time spent studying in college to become a licensed E-Clown.

[@funguy398]

Cool profile pic, dude 🍄👌

[@poingupoingu]

The only thing funnier than a jerma stream is reading the comments on a jerma stream while watching it. Just as unhinged as jerma himself

[@allien.777]

its like Jerma's twitch chat but like a diet version

[@fantaslurp]

jermas not "unhinged" tf you talking about

[@burgbass]

@@fantaslurp Okay “Todd” and totally not Jerma985

[@dreamingmage7524]

@@fantaslurp someone hasn’t peeped the horror

[@NUFCOfficial]

Jermas chat is so boring... same jokes for the past 2 years. Wish it actually had some new stuff because basically the only fun thing is jerma himself

[@novalstrom7114]

Jerma going on an unhinged rant about pizza toppings at 1:30:05 and getting distracted by how much he hates the panic room guy and forgetting what he was talking about is so on-brand lmao

[@Yamashiro-pai]

followed by applying chapstick after finishing his point lol

[@mikotoh]

peak ADHD

[@CamusSewerCigarette]

u know he’s right about the meat pizza thing tho, that shit pretty much is a lasagna

[@the_rabidsquirel]

2:27:34 "This place is so small, how am I supposed to put a library here?" Says the insane streamer after using a third of the building for a kitchen that's bursting with unused space.

[@madhya]

you know its going to be a great VOD when the first nanosecond of the video is a fart reverb sound effect.

[@preheatx]

I like the new BRB background noise

[@stonkguy0529]

The noise is an easy way to hide the screams, kinda weird on Jerma's part since, knowing him, he would want us to hear them.

[@preheatx]

@@stonkguy0529 The water sounds were actually him cleaning his meat grinder in the McDonald's bathroom sink. He just ate too many McChicken's beforehand

[@KN-tt7xu]

13:24 I bet on his 2nd jerma channel the intro for this would be that one Simpson episode where homer was in a clown college.

[@aniyilator]

this new fish eye camera is totally fucking with my brain

[@banannah_h]

Jermas cam really made him say 🌜

[@drinkdrpumpkin323]

Why does jerma look like he's auditioning to be the new green goblin?

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

He was accepted on the spot

[@firelinksunlight9692]

Giving jerma body dismorophia speedrun

[@rokukou]

Ikr. It's Dysmorphia btw. In the stream before last someone said in the comments that Jerma has Klinefelter's syndrome. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Klinefelter%27s_syndrome.jpg I mean, it's super accurate but I hope Jerma never takes this stuff to heart LMAO

[@firelinksunlight9692]

@@rokukou I am from Alabama and was never educated on spelling. Sorry.

[@grrlanachronism6249]

​@@rokukou theres no need to point out spelling mistakes to people, especially unprovoked. you're just embarrassing yourself by making yourself look like a c*nt

[@biginsaneworm]

@@rokukou OH MY GOD

[@RonaldMcdonaldKills]

didn’t know he suffered from chronic pain too. I have a bad back from an accident when I was a kid and he’s right…distractions help immensely but the pain is always there. Chronic pain sucks and unfortunately pain management that doctors send you to seem to be the same bs all the time. Certain easy repetitive exercises that might help some people but don’t help everyone. I commend the guy for not using pain killers to manage his pain but if pain meds didn’t exist I would’ve blown my brains out by now.

[@hahe7350]

If you got back a few years he talked about it on stream alot. He couldn't even laugh too much because it would hurt his chest too bad.

[@토니-u2l]

i recommend ed1bles/any version of we-d, it helps a lot (spelled it like that so youtube wouldnt remove my comment)

[@nraflower]

medical mary jane has been a great help for my mom’s bad back. being able to get off of Percocet is life changing.

[@alegomanYTPs]

@@토니-u2l Edibles Weed. you're welcome

[@CamusSewerCigarette]

ya i got stummy issues but taking cbd and other natural medicines have helped a lot and you don’t feel icky icky gross sauce after you’re off them :3

[@SCOTTY581]

My mans really made every room absolutely massive then complained he had no room for all the rooms he needed. What a time to be alive

[@JacobKinsley]

I can't tell whether this game is set in america or the UK because the stereotypes are half aimed at UK universities and half aimed at US colleges

[@Hoodied]

Pretty sure it's made by a British company so maybe its set in England? the characters even resemble Wallace and Gromit a bit.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Hoodied the thing was theme hospital (what two point hospital was based on) was British but set in America.

[@QTpyeRose]

The worst of both worlds lol

[@Ilikewater-andice]

Different sides of the same poop covered coin

[@JacobKinsley]

He didn't live a year as a gigachad to decide whether he wanted the surgery or not and now he's regretting it

[@itsteekay5573]

2:33:11 greedy grinners sibling the snobby snitch

[@MiraPink]

His cam makes his face look italics

[@supersolomob422]

I think his face is warped because he's in the very side of the camera frame, but all else is cut out of frame. If he made the camera the full view and then centered it on him it'd probably not look like that. On the other hand, he could turn it further to the side. Edit: Oh, someone told him

[@yuriiyosef]

this dude freaks me out

[@kori6539]

i love him

[@JacobKinsley]

Can't believe jerma is playing Wayne in the new hylics live action movie, he's truly gotten into the character

[@valentinstieger3468]

funny comment ,but the joke works better without the last part

[@JacobKinsley]

@@valentinstieger3468 suggestion noted

[@JacobKinsley]

@@valentinstieger3468 Actually this doesn't work because I forgot wayne has the long bits of the moon at the side. Oh well.

[@smogfizz90210]

i just gotta say, this game"'s soundtrack is astounding.

[@JacobKinsley]

Sometimes a soundtrack doesn't need to be over the top chiptune or grand orchestral masterpieces to be good

[@somar_nitnelav2519]

I finally figured out why Jerma looks like a different person at every angle, and it’s what I like to call the Sims effect. Y’know how when ur customizing a character in Sims and u turn up a certain feature, like chin length, to the max, and at one angle, it looks like there was no change, but the second u start turning ur Sim, u slowly see how long u made their chin. That’s what happens to Jerma. From the front angle, he looks completely normal, even handsome, but the second he turns his head even a little bit, u start to see all his monstrous features.

[@fantaslurp]

how is this not a fucked up thing to say

[@JacobKinsley]

@@fantaslurp it's so accurate though

[@fantaslurp]

@@JacobKinsley its really not. he looks fine.

[@turbosoggy8404]

@@fantaslurp dude it’s a joke

[@fantaslurp]

@@turbosoggy8404 “dude its a joke” doesnt make saying someone has “monstrous features” okay. thats awful.

[@firewolf11567]

I know my brain is broken because I was straight up ignoring all the brraps in the brb screen.

[@redanglerfish]

Dude left his mic on when he was taking a shit and he turns on the shower to help him concentrate

[@Corninthesky]

I started playing this VOD while I was at work, and it took me a good minute to even notice them

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

When it happens so often you just start to cancel out the noise, that happens to me whenever someone rambles on and I stop responding.

[@thebluehat6814]

jermas unaware-window-blocking ability scares me

[@CamusSewerCigarette]

it’s okay it gave him points who cares xP

[@kcat420]

My favorite part is when he tried to do a soundboard bit but it just didn't work and he had no idea because chat was spamming too many +2's for him to realize anything went wrong

[@jiquepfister1640]

i would not want jerma to be the dean of my college!!

[@JacobKinsley]

tough luck hippie

[@ollie3746]

@@JacobKinsley LMFAO OJMYGOD

[@JacobKinsley]

@@ollie3746 you ok

[@ollie3746]

@@JacobKinsley it was funny?

[@sporker5483]

32:51 It looks like that little man shakes his head at jerma it's so funny

[@rybread9574]

3:14:43 proud to have this as my first read chat message lol. it was a genuine question, i thought he forgot to use the soundboard or something

[@justinhamilton8647]

nicee

[@gottagofastest]

what do you mean "proud"

[@kaizokuAUTO]

@@gottagofastest like a group of lions

[@gottagofastest]

@@kaizokuAUTO that's lust dumbass

[@cmarquino]

13:06 "wait you can be a clown?😳" 47:49 "weed infestation? Isn't that just college?" 😭 1:07:28 "but you SHUT UP!"

[@fockingreat1125]

"Shower bit" name for a chapter is so funny

[@gaysara]

I did buy two point campus because of this sponsored stream someone tell the devs

[@yuridanylko]

Jerma has the chin of a disney villain

[@toddbevan]

In fairness, this stream made me want to play TPH again. Might grab this after.

[@skinnykiddou]

Damn, Principle Jeremiah straight up ruined a kid's future over sleeping in the library ONCE

[@Lucifronz]

There wasn't enough room! So instead of expanding the facilities, he got rid of the slacker! It was a crucial choice! (Also colleges don't have principals, they have deans. Though with Jerma, you never know.)

[@skinnykiddou]

@@Lucifronz I see, that does make sense to me now! You’re also right that you can never know with him, especially given that I barely know the high ed structure in my own language and the way curriculum was handled gave me little indication it was anything more advanced than high school ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mitchelldrake6069]

the moment he saw a clown in the intro I actually groaned and looked away

[@HonestChuckle]

imagine Jerma as your principal. Truly disturbing.

[@TheJojj]

Jerma's mouth is 80% on one side of his face

[@bastard6805]

Sonic character

[@kiwicatnip]

There’s just something bizarre and off-putting to me about this game. The juxtaposition of the overly done sarcastic quips over the intercom and Fisher-Price looking ass characters makes for a really weird combination.

[@MsTokyoflower]

Ok but can we talk about how the music SLAPS

[@lcslndmt]

I love Jerma getting increasingly more uncomfortable with the radio DJ talking about panic rooms.

[@alexeverett308]

Jumpscare at 2:21:30

[@gloriouslyaesthetic]

Jerma looks like The Intruder.

[@bugdrinkk]

i know it probably doesn’t but i hope the topic about his face looking “weird” doesn’t cause him actual discomfort.

[@awsomewolfman124]

I hope it does, the greedy grinner needs to squirm.

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

I hope he spirals into a deep pit of body dysmorphia and self confidence issues

[@bugdrinkk]

@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow Isnt school starting back? you should be getting ready for your first day of middle school its not as bad as it may seem :)

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@bugdrinkk do you have any idea who you're talking too?

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@bugdrinkk I'm basically kind of a big deal.

[@olid2446]

omfg i watched the whole shower bit thinking this was funny jerma clips and i was like omg when is this gonna end r u kidding me i only checked when he started talking about the tweet omfg,

[@wizardcool6619]

Cool to see they brought back Mr. Schpee for the thumbnail

[@zach123101]

The video hashtag is the same as the stream title I love you guys

[@smirkingshark]

I came to this stream during the brb i thought he was just pissing really loud lmao

[@ninepearlfangs]

You did what to this stream???

[@kojoflo6815]

his chin gets bigger every single time i watch a new video of him

[@Superboologan1]

It's times like chat's channel points shenanigans that I miss mike322 :(

[@lethauntic]

Why do literally all of them dab for their student ID's tho

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They're truly a product of their time

[@xi6969]

THE THUMBNAIL HAS ME DYING

[@whynotll83]

I wonder why the shower sounds and man humming is copyrighted on twitch.

[@guck5617]

lighting and a shower changes EVRYTHING

[@tritan1310]

21:30 c h i n e x t e n s i o n s

[@m.southern9113]

what a handsome boy

[@ron133.]

he looks like hes doing the :\ face in a good way

[@MisterFischMemes]

I thought the science class was making like Energon cubes from Gen 1 Transformers lol

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I feel like simultaneously Jerma cares about the students but at the same time doesn't give a shit about them.

[@geeg2379]

I'm happy jermas getting the bank, but DAMN do companies think repetition is going to make people buy it? jerma just playing a game and enjoying it legit makes me buy more games than anything.

[@tommer9621]

what do you mean by this

[@Level100magikarp]

What did he mean by this?

[@qquanzaa]

i think they mean that repetition of the talking points isn't what gets people to buy the game; the name of the game is in the title and anyone can just look it up if they want; they don't need to keep hearing what it is and the platforms it's available on

[@Level100magikarp]

@@qquanzaa i think jerma doing that multiple times every 5 minutes was a bit lol

[@damont975]

nawww 😢😢😢 he EEPY 😭😭😭😭

[@seb4120]

hes just a little guy

[@justinhamilton8647]

@@seb4120 “i’m small, i’m a little guy” -jerma985

[@Channeldyhb]

When he "paused" the face cam that was unironically impressive

[@zodiepupper]

What you're probably here for: 2:30:16

[@charliebetperez]

real

[@decent2613]

Jerma looks quite nice this stream

[@HalcyonAndroid]

im just wondering what platforms i can get this game on?

[@livein101112]

What a great way to start a stream. 😌

[@JC21]

This is old now but the end of stream is 3:27:40, not 2:27:40

[@MrChokenspit]

Is that narrator the angel from black and white????

[@armandoguerra7658]

Sounds just like him

[@Narvre]

It is him. Marc Silk.

[@oreowiskers]

dunno why everyone is so into calling jerma ugly lately/ pointing out stuff about his appearance... giving me the same bad vibes as when people kept commenting on his weight a while back ^_^;;;;; he looks normal in this ?? makes me wish he'd be no cam andy for a while just so chat stops being weird af

[@mikotoh]

honestly i prefer no cam andy at times bc i get distracted watching his face instead of the game lol

[@mikotoh]

58:43 i dont get it, what was jerma doing to his face?

[@Markm8]

“Jerma the vr students are making pron, you have to stop them “

[@zvolnu]

holy shit his chin

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

that "you need a roof" comment was highly underrated

[@MilkieMouse]

Subway gets around. And it's actually terrible. They're so easy to franchise to the point where they open locations like right next to each other and it kills all their franchise owners' profits. Subway's whole mission statement is to expand rapidly so that it's everywhere. There was a Subway and a Pizza Pizza (Canadian pizza chain) in my college.

[@dyerk]

this was an amazing vibestream

[@paolocarosilva9508]

2:31:18

[@MittensTea]

Ty

[@justinhamilton8647]

WHY was his face so stretched

[@Uhg56]

He was shedding his skin but still had to stream

[@reepusvanguard]

That camera is completely distorted

[@Kovac_]

There's something wrong with that camera, you can see from his upper body that it distorts the view

[@stylepoints5036]

the humming at the start reminds me of map man in hollow knight

[@muensteronthebeat]

usually not a fan of the type of music in these games but I REALLY like the soundtrack in this one

[@Sokhuns]

It looks like he’s having a stroke

[@roycebrockelman4882]

1:28:33 Jerma testing out his voice activated controls

[@zeetonblaster2319]

0:00 bruh

[@dadaniel2k11]

My Italian friends would be proud of your pizza opinions

[@simbachvazo6530]

Jerma's face just, proves how unhinged he is.

[@Mickleon]

wish jerma played more of 2 point hospital

[@토니-u2l]

jerma has and always will be sexy, stop arguing about his face

[@BoosterDawg]

3:13:03

[@phoenixyip8935]

The shower but reminded my of cornfield hum from hollow knight

[@mackburns8993]

I Love jerry985

[@Katiclysmia]

even when he is suffering from troll face syndrome, he's still wicked handsome 😍