The Mall With A Man In The Roof

[@connor4wilson]

"Jerma be funny" "Time that guy out for five minutes" "Jerma you live in a 2007 comedy" "time that guy out for a year"

[@Grab_001]

I mean...it is pretty funny.

[@unquestionableexistance8704]

@@Grab_001 banned forever

[@cavemanarthurwalongbeard7395]

"Eat a McDick" *one guy moment*

[@cototo]

what big audiences do to chat

[@reynoalfarez]

Literally 1985

[@ri4706]

that whole "would you shop at a grocery store with outrageously cheap prices if there was a Huge Guy who picked up and ate someone once every hour" bit was a peak jerma hypothetical moment

[@crownprincegunfirereborn]

Ok but would you

[@laky3348]

@@crownprincegunfirereborn 100%, totally

[@skcvy8167]

@@crownprincegunfirereborn depends for how cheap it is and how many people are in the store. if the prices are crazy, say $1 for $7 items, I would go there on a crowded weekend. I'm a skinny short girl who's not particularly lean, so I doubt I look as appealing compared to a bodybuilder or something. I think the bigger question is if the giant man was also allowed to eat employees, would you work there for a ridiculous rate, say $25 an hour.

[@scrithen2836]

@@crownprincegunfirereborn dude, he said 80% off EVERYTHING, you could get a TV for like $60, you could get 3 weeks worth of groceries for $35, at the small risk of getting eaten and never seeing your family again, hell yeah who wouldnt go?

[@bigidiot5881]

I sincerely love that he implies it's worth doing because everything is 80% off, but when someone says they'd wait an hour in the parking lot to make sure it's safe, he's like "You'd sit in the lot for an HOUR??" - Jerma would canonically rather risk being eaten alive than wait one hour for something.

[@limepawz]

14:18 bit is 10/10 but his delivery on "dave that's fuckin STUPID. Get the fuck out of my GARAGE" sends me everytime

[@spahsexe6011]

Jerma hypotheticals are surreal nightmares.

[@SRowntree]

That applies to everything coming out of his mouth, really.

[@Grimrai悲壮ライPlay]

"What if I put you in a meat grinder and nothing was left but your finger?" -Jerma985

[@thewebspinner]

You desperately need to buy salsa but there's broken glass and sauce all over the floor, as a result, your nacho business fails, you go bankrupt, and of course you go to prison.

[@julidee_]

@@SRowntree lol true

[@SevenHunnid]

I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my KZbin channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle👀👀💯💯

[@kevinpistilli2593]

I’m conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to laugh anytime somebody calls him ______ Andy

[@chalkycherries]

Classical Conditioning Andy

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Where does the joke come from?

[@HallsteinI]

@@justasmltwngir1732 Ivan Pavlov discovered that animals and human beings can be conditioned by combining powerful external stimuli together with neutral stimuli in order to alter their behavior patterns. Pavlov's Dogs was a ground breaking psychology experiment that laid the foundation for classical conditioning.

[@HallsteinI]

@@justasmltwngir1732 Not sure where the ____ Andy joke comes from though.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

@@HallsteinI lol I already knew about the Pavlov part, was asking about the Andy part, but I genuinely appreciate the thorough explanation lol

[@Jormelli]

"What happens if you don't have any money left, do you go to jail?" And once again Jerma reveals he is an alien.

[@sky_0f_blue979]

@@spades_gameing Wait it isn't like this other places?

[@vierzehn575]

@@sky_0f_blue979 i live in Other Places don't worry it's the same way

[@largelump3613]

@@vierzehn575 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so fucking funny

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@largelump3613 Damn, someone's taking out their problems on others.

[@ImSquiggs]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird I choose to believe they were being completely straight and that was truly the funniest joke they've ever seen

[@evetyler4345]

18:57 I feel I should mention that the chat message was just "the McDick". Jerma's twisted mind turned it into an insult for some reason.

[@Kronschnabels]

Truly his own worst enemy. Hope he gets better :-(

[@madameghostie]

mcdonald’s new official slogan

[@dirkjake]

@@Kronschnabels oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy

[@paravostok]

@@dirkjake every single person is his enemy

[@thelawsonman]

@@paravostok oh, the treachery.

[@cxc8268]

it's fucking wild to me that jerma orders enough food for a family of 5 at mcdonald's and then eat presumably most of it until his stomach hurts and then assumes that everybody else does that

[@sjk7467]

I do that lol

[@anyalaASMR]

@@sjk7467 Jerma alt

[@autisticskeleton1041]

@@anyalaASMR jerma986

[@sonicSnap]

i do that

[@froxdoggaming3385]

@@sonicSnap jerma987

[@bobbybobby325]

“Tall, giant, Norwegian” is exactly how I describe my cat

[@justasmltwngir1732]

What is your cats name?

[@bobbybobby325]

@@justasmltwngir1732 We've got three, actually. Two of them are Norwegian Forest Cats and their names are Boot and Roux!

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

I like creepypastas like this "I just got a job at a grocery store, *employees aren't allowed to look up* "

[@toady226]

2 sentence horror stories be like

[@Somedude48]

​@@toady226r/2sentence2horror

[@MarbleSodaPop]

That's basically every generic Reddit NoSleep story

[@ColaPerv6969]

they arent allowed to look up because it says gullible on the ceiling

[@colleen6341]

9:58 This is true. The night of the 2020 election, I Doordashed Jerma’s exact McDonald’s meal as described here (I found another description of it on Reddit) to my college dorm and ate all of it. I had the worst stomach cramps of my life after eating it.

[@jack_of_all_1565]

"Eat a McDick" is one of my favorite Jerma *One Guy* moments for sure.

[@IHateNumbersOnNames]

Legendary saga of "Eat a" First the McDick, then the Animal Style dick. I wonder what comes next

[@DestroyedArkana]

Thats not even what the guy said too

[@TheBrawlUnit]

True because the one guy was in Jerma's mind, very representative of the streams

[@nekomancer47]

Nah. One Guys are attention seeking little leeches that should be drawn and quartered

[@P3t3rPizzarelli]

The Jerma 985 meal is, of course, a bowl of lucky charms with only the marshmallow bits and an entire sleeve of Oreos. Upsize for a Louis Vuitton bag filled with banana milk

[@GR-ic7mt]

And a McChicken......don't forget the power aid and a McFlurry

[@zombieranger3410]

Don’t forget the poor soul ripped away from the grocery store

[@somejabroni51]

Sometimes will come with an onion ring

[@F4sy]

@@GR-ic7mt make it 5 mcchicken

[@ironwraith852]

@@GR-ic7mt 2 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a Big Mac.

[@calebschaeferrr]

It’s genuinely impressive how fast he can say “nonononononno”

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

I love that his hypothetical basically turns into some Zach Hadel shit where he keeps finding ways to make the entire scenario worse every time someone tries to find a workaround.

[@stephanieexists]

OMG YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT. Zach Hadel and Jerma lovers unite!! Two incredible funny lil critters

[@Derinrin]

A black hole would form and kill us all if those two meet.

[@mythcat1273]

Zach Hadel is jerma if he wasn't afraid to make sex jokes

[@pixwool]

@@Derinrin they'd re-fuse again, we can't let the two halves of the bigger whole meet

[@stinkiepopsicle224]

Why is he so opposed to waiting an hour outside the mall to ensure your safety, but he’s all about risking getting eaten by a giant mall man just for 80% off?

[@StarscreamsGirl]

have you seen him gamble? his risk evaluation is a little off.

[@Oilupimtherein5]

The man gambles with literally nothing to gain

[@grampa.corybreshears]

Eating half the McDonald’s inventory is the only thing keeping Jerma from eating one grocery store patron per hour

[@koniginator]

It's astounding that Jerma went from a 4-5k audience to ~15k average in just the past year and a half. Love that he's getting the support he's deserved for a decade and handling it with little to no growing pains (at least that he shows off publicly).

[@KingofDpirates]

Among us boosted his career

[@8stormy5]

His only growing pain is his shattered spine and raging IBS

[@SilverLining1215]

I dont wanna sound like one of those guys that's like "Oh he changed, I only like the classic xyz" but I feel like he has changed. I've been watching since 2016, the only reason I get on twitch is Jerma, and I still go back to the classic jerma streams from 2017-2019. I think that was the best era of jerma. It feels like he has to censor himself more now and the chat is just so toxic now that it's slightly mainstream. I miss my little streamer man, but I'm glad for all the success hes achieving. Just wish it didnt feel forced sometimes. It really showed on the recent "Vampire Survivor" stream imo

[@mmisafire]

besides the tiktok kids and the people who think its funny to call him a psycho, i completely agree. theres a pretty noticable shift in how things go now and not entirely sure if its a good thing but im very happy for him and the success that he has always deserved

[@billybear2333]

@@SilverLining1215 That's the annoying thing with being a fan of things with small followings but deserve more, you want them to have tons of views cause they deserve it but deep down you dont cause you know it brings change usually bad

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

Most of Jerma’s hypotheticals are just: “what if [the most nightmare inducing situation ever]”

[@papermartin879]

genuinely can't believe jerma actually fell for the "this billionaire started in a garage" thing

[@ianalvord3903]

That part is actually true though. The company even had to store the servers there.

[@dylanauger7316]

@@ianalvord3903 started off in a garage with only several hundred thousand dollars from mommy and daddy to my name

[@qwertzy121212]

@@dylanauger7316 only had 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account

[@dylanauger7316]

@@qwertzy121212 bro you just referenced a classic meme from like 2016. That shit took me back for a second. Noatalgia is real.

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

@@dylanauger7316 objectively incorrect statement. His mom was broke asfuck his entire upbringing

[@patrickmaloney5818]

God, it feels like this clip is 4 years old. Can't believe that the backlog is this far behind

[@hamburgerdan101]

Theres like one editor and these streams are damn long

[@glovishly]

@@hamburgerdan101 What do you mean? There's a bunch of different editors that edit for this channel

[@josephs3347]

@@hamburgerdan101 there’re like at least 6 editors

[@Mozay3D]

@@josephs3347 And all of them finished edits immediately after the stream was over before joining the main channel. Not dissing just curious what the behind the scenes is on that

[@LC-mq8iq]

Its not really a backlog. They do new streams when they are extremely popular ones, but others they wait on.

[@TheeOK1]

So that's why he's in the bathroom so long. He lives off a diet of Totinos, milk and ground beef hash.

[@Nonexistent_creature]

and 8 pounds of raw ground beef

[@anyalaASMR]

And edibles

[@sylviebird]

I think the reason why Jerma's hometown is scary isn't because of the broken salsa jars literally everyone has seen but because it influenced him to become himself

[@CinnaMae420]

No, his presence influenced it and caused the salsa jars to break as he approached.

[@sylviebird]

@@CinnaMae420 ... Does that mean he's omnipotent and his power also caused thisor was was also at my grocery stores? ...or is it me

[@jasonbrewer6714]

@@sylviebird he's in the shelf observing you.

[@sylviebird]

@@jasonbrewer6714 😳

[@ZankMcStank]

Gluttony Andy

[@Tronk_]

8:16 - Definitely making this a ringtone later

[@lu546]

8:16 no way

[@lu546]

Jerma music real

[@tundestreats9891]

8:18 - jerma panic(?) Beatbox

[@ARandomDragon69]

Jerma: "Yeah, I have a bunch of health problems. Don't know what's causing it, it's a pain." Also Jerma at 09:08 : "I eat so much McDonalds that my stomach starts to hurt."

[@heeeboisss5963]

As someone who works at a grocery store, it's fucking unbelievable how many salsas fall onto the floor, and it's ALWAYS fucking salsa too for some reason

[@panks787]

Dude he is FREAKING OUT in this stream

[@geese5170]

3:50 this was the reaction by every single corporation after covid

[@badger6882]

8:14 best sound best sound

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

18:03 DERANGED streamer SNAPS and shows his TRUE COLORS WHILE GETTING REALLY ANGRY and starts YELLING at his viewers over MCDONALDS while LOSING HIS MIND!!!

[@america2793]

POV the enemy spider won: 08:17

[@CalebColeTrain]

I watch Jerma when I go to bed. Helps me sleep for some reason

[@chimerschang]

Yeah, and then he periodically yelps and goes "ooOH!" out of nowhere...

[@Santi_Ramirez02]

Same

[@aceplace3357]

SAME

[@rewindd]

because you dont even need to watch the game to know whts happening, he goes on such crazy ass tangents that he talks about random shit more than the game lolol

[@batofdestiny]

Me too. I’ve been watching his elden rings vods when im starting to fall asleep

[@kakoytazabar]

Jerma is my favorite streamer that I've never watched live.

[@anyalaASMR]

Literally caught his very first live today

[@jamishmcquo7590]

FOOTBALL STADIUM ANDY

[@jimmythethird5514]

“Oh no those are workers! I have to pay them!”

[@brokenlegs8431]

Jeff Bezos Andy

[@anyalaASMR]

Capitalism Andy

[@lucymcelhone4332]

Jerma’s hypotheticals sound like episodes of the twilight zone

[@creature-materialiser]

the mall with a mall in the mall

[@Rhodonyte]

The fuckin beatboxing at 8:16 caught me SO offguard

[@thunar1970]

You know what they say, if you can dodge a battle axe you can dodge a giant hungry person in the roof.

[@telethia6428]

8:16 I always forget that jerma is actually talented at beatboxing

[@gmodmaster22]

I'm the guy who dropped the salsa. It was my first job and it just...slipped. due to no training it just sat there while I hunted down cleaning kit

[@gioplease8561]

14:57 jerma’s mouth running circles around his brain in real time.

[@SuperCritter64]

5:06 his mockery for the person who said the storage rooms were uneven absolutely destroyed me 😂

[@keyb]

Jerma when the meal in his basement requests he set them free: 11:12

[@noaag]

I dont get a lot out of some sandbox and sim type games, so its a blessing to be able to enjoy them secondhand with jerma.

[@SRowntree]

Jerma turns everything into a literal sandbox. It's like we're watching our child play, laughing with delight. Except he's 40 and talking to himself.

[@theworstmaid]

@@SRowntree 45*

[@nicholasdavidson1191]

@@theworstmaid he is actually SIXTY years old and uses BLOOD to maintain a younger look

[@1venusflytrap]

@@nicholasdavidson1191 deepfake andy

[@noaag]

@@1venusflytrap adrenochrome andy

[@salman_3833]

16:35 feels like he was making fun of ludwig here

[@vesseltried]

17:32 pups gotta eat

[@yeah1774]

I was playing Final Fantasy 9 while watching this video and I swear to god Jerma’s beatbox was in perfect synchronization for me actually winning a battle. Streamer with insane time powers violates temporal barriers.

[@FalconDroppings]

he has one of the worst minds for business i have ever seen

[@FalconDroppings]

14:56 "im gonna make a pens pales paerprs spuskabyes sbbyes office building"

[@0SCloud3]

those drinks are not a dollar at mcdonalds, i went there once with a single dollar and the total was 1.10 and ive never been so embarassed

[@Sr.Cuervo]

obese andy orders half the menu

[@lonick1692]

Jermas mocking cry when chat said it wasnt even was so funny

[@tmanbonkenbills8960]

Jerma taking the origin story of Apple and somehow equating it to Amazon is just incredible lack of context.

[@RealLenny]

Editor vinnysuperg123 ROBS SuperDazza of prized thumbnail

[@NVUSAttitude]

I fucking love it when jerma tells a chat member to be banned for an abhorrent amount of time for absolutely no reason

[@MilkCrate801]

what i hate about shopping at a grocery store is that people feel the need to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the isle just to walk like 10 feet to get what they need, walk back to their shopping cart and leave like.. why?

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

The amount of times ive had to pull a pallet only to have my path blocked by a shopping cart is infuriating.

[@R33fth3b33f]

I'm a stud, I leave my shopping cart wherever I want. I don't have to wheel it constantly like yooouuu

[@gonzoGnostalgic]

Sometimes you think, "Oh, I want [item], I'll run in and grab it, and I'll leave my cart here at the mouth of the aisle so I won't have to reach over it/so it won't get in the way." But then - the item you wanted isn't where you thought it was, or you start having second thoughts. If you're me, you get distracted by something else you see on the shelf, or some passing thought, and forget what you were looking for to begin with, or even that you left your cart in the aisle at all. Ironically, your attempt to streamline your trip into this aisle has created a bigger obstruction. The unfortunate truth of grocery shopping is that us humans are a chaotic bunch; we are the chaos in an efficiently-designed system, and many of us - in both shopping and in life - are playing it by ear, just wandering into the store and ambling about with only faint notions of what we need and where to find it. There's this pie-in-sky idealistic fantasy of efficiency that everyone thinks that we - with all of our modern technology and information exchange - should have achieved by now, but as long as I am (once again) late to some appointment because I spent ten minutes looking for my keys, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time, shopping carts will continue to be left in aisles while their minders, ten feet away, passively glance from one box of pasta to another, trying to remember which one was the one they "bought last time." The best thing you can do is do your best to be thoughtful. Catch yourself if you notice that you've left your cart in an awkward or obtrusive place. And for Christ's sake - rack your carts at the corral when you're done with them. There's always one only a few feet away, and you're saving someone's car door and making an underpaid cart-collector's day a little easier for only a few extra steps.

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

@@gonzoGnostalgic philospohizer andy

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

@@gonzoGnostalgic your argument is in full support of you bringing the cart with you so that doesn't happen

[@thefunkyrolo]

Jerma spends on average 47 US dollars on a mcdonalds meal

[@BodywiseMustard]

No, I know what he means. A burger meal, another side, a couple things off the cheap menu. It's like £15

[@SatelliteYL]

8:40 him mentioning the J Balvin Meal™️ from McDonald’s®️ was so funny

[@Nada-fj8ij]

I feel as if I've had a half hour lecture on a McDonalds menu item that doesn't exist

[@BEEB0Y]

Broken salsa andy

[@brettkozak3479]

Insane mall CEO allows movie goers to bring their own snacks from the grocery store

[@bladestorm337]

Should have called it: The Jermall of America

[@chalkycherries]

house flipper

[@billiegoat0.0]

What was the music that played in the video at 23:04? Its sounds familiar. I wanna say it's from deep rock but I dont think that's it

[@noellelavenza494]

It's the Upside Down theme from the Stranger Things season one OST, the segment it's from is like halfway through the track.

[@pyrosiumofficial]

he was so high this stream

[@williamdunbar2802]

I could’ve sworn this stream was already edited and posted before

[@Dilgoro]

That’s what I thought!

[@adrienbijoux8351]

I thought the same, but I think it's because I watched an animated video about that

[@mikeb4474]

SuperDazza edit: The Mall with a Psycho for a Roof

[@fd.]

19:59 SCP-4703 bit

[@Ivanhoenn]

Jerma's ability to beatbox and sing is mesmerizing

[@joshriley2936]

"Eat a McDick" was funnier than it should've been to me

[@bannedthricelol8799]

8:15 goes hard

[@potterfan365]

why are his hypotheticals so detailed and intricate

[@Kikiapina]

They're not hypotheticals. Jerma is an eldritch being that exists within multiple timelines at the same time and he's just describing things that happen somewhere beyond the veil. The peep the horror person was trying to warn us and we just laughed at it, people who watch Jerma live disappear into those mad machinations he has conjured and never return.

[@rtgjejejsgk]

@@Kikiapina although I kinda feel bad for just laughing about the horror, it WAS the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@arthurmorgan6783]

@@rtgjejejsgk funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@sbilldmilk]

one of my favorite streams for sure. the small streamer jokes, The Jerma985 Meal™️, and grocery store roof creature triple-threat is fantastic

[@baaaldur]

10:50 topical

[@Xiroxys]

"I've never seen a more poorly run store" That's rich coming from Walmart.

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

Never insult walmart again muchacho

[@beckyestes5339]

5:06 his reaction when someone in chat says it's uneven had my sides literally hurting lmfao

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

I need Jerma and Psychicpebbles to have a hypothetical battle

[@foolsenigma]

Amazon started as an online bookstore, and the only reason it didnt go under in the first year is because jeff bezos' parents gave him a "small" loan of 200,000 dollars (half a mil in today money). So the reason amazon was able to succeed is because it was never allowed to fail in the first place, becausw the bezos' had enough money to prevent it from doing so

[@kamikaze4172]

You always stand within 10 feet of anyone you think you can throw. You see the hand coming down for your head, you run and throw the nearest person towards the hand and go about your day. Knowing you survived nearly getting eaten, and that you fed a giant store goblin

[@gagne6928]

carry a manequin with you at all times

[@kamikaze4172]

@@gagne6928 If you were starving and you were going for a chicken leg, and I threw a plastic one from a children's toy your way, would you eat that or go for the real deal?

[@eneco3965]

How do you just casually throw a person

[@kamikaze4172]

@@eneco3965 You grab them, and you move your arms in a throwing motion. Just make sure they're small and weak

[@eneco3965]

@@kamikaze4172 What if you can't find anyone who's small and weak?

[@OvenHut]

Jerma literally describing "sell me this pen" from wolf of wall street is very funny to me

[@MrNegaBlox]

The perfect companion to The House with a Dad in Its Walls

[@uhoh8031]

I feel like these videos are just edited stream vods from 1 year ago, because I swear to God I remember watching this in 2021.

[@adamnielson42]

This is from 2020 lol

[@THExDUFFxBOMBx42777]

I’ve got some bad news for you..

[@PaintraSeaPea]

That's exactly what this channel is. check the description.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Get ready to be made fun of.

[@uhoh8031]

oh boy.

[@aidenlamarche1221]

Diaper loving Andy

[@Mollymauking]

this man will build a mall anywhere. pure insanity

[@900nutboys]

OBSESSED with capitalism

[@1BaconDoggo1]

A communist who loves capitalism

[@griffithwes0074]

Ok 4K Andy.

[@claptivity]

16:30 skyler white reference yo

[@faceless2302]

The issue with the "ate a guy once every hour" thing is that it's not clear if he eats a guy, every hour on the mark, or if this is an average across a 24 hour period, in which case, he could eat 24 people in one hour and never touch another the rest of the day.

[@foolsvideofactory]

i assume its probably at any point in an hour time span, one person will be eaten, then the risk of getting eaten comes back upon the next hour starting, so he could eat someone at 4:59, then another at 5:01

[@faceless2302]

@@foolsvideofactory devilish

[@duuuumb]

haven't even gotten that far in the vod yet but could it be eating part of a person every hour for a total of one person eaten over a 24 hour period?

[@Kessekom]

Why would it be the average? “Ate a guy once every hour” is pretty cut and dry to me.

[@duuuumb]

@@Kessekom he doesn't say how much he eats, if you eat pizza once every hour are you eating the whole pizza or just a slice?? cmon now

[@thechazzler8934]

so that store would randomly turn into the big claw scene from doctor who

[@vector9511]

3:30 amogus

[@impivish8343]

crumbs around mouth of man

[@walkerpierce5446]

My brain read it as "The man with a mall in his roof"

[@connorbrown2194]

i like hearing him bring up random 2000s red sox players

[@connorbrown2194]

i know mo vaughn was in the 90s but same sentiment

[@ImSquiggs]

FUCK YEAH MO VAUGHN CALLOUT!!! YOUR MY BOY FOR LIFE NOW JERMBO

[@user-rn8sy7kj1h]

tampis diapeys and wipeys

[@shuem_]

"It takes 40 minutes to walk there" And youtube just gave me an uber ad after that bit.

[@Kitt-Katz]

What's that movie clip in the beginning from?

[@felix56p]

the bfg

[@benshapiroeatscrack8865]

My brain was pure static when he started rambling about spicy mcchickens

[@ethanhayes7038]

Work at a grocery store, can confirm glass salsa jars are dropped and broken disproportionately often. It's one of the worst things that can drop too because it's like three separate steps to clean it all up properly.