He is scary. Originally streamed/recorded on October 18th, 2020 Editor: Vinnysuperg123 / vinnysuperg123 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@connor4wilson2 жыл бұрын
"Jerma be funny" "Time that guy out for five minutes" "Jerma you live in a 2007 comedy" "time that guy out for a year"
@Grabnok2 жыл бұрын
I mean...it is pretty funny.
@unquestionableexistance87042 жыл бұрын
@@Grabnok banned forever
@cavemanarthurwalongbeard73952 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" *one guy moment*
@cototo2 жыл бұрын
what big audiences do to chat
@reynoalfarez2 жыл бұрын
Literally 1985
@ri47062 жыл бұрын
that whole "would you shop at a grocery store with outrageously cheap prices if there was a Huge Guy who picked up and ate someone once every hour" bit was a peak jerma hypothetical moment
@thinkinggamer80512 жыл бұрын
Ok but would you
@laky33482 жыл бұрын
@@thinkinggamer8051 100%, totally
@skcvy81672 жыл бұрын
@@thinkinggamer8051 depends for how cheap it is and how many people are in the store. if the prices are crazy, say $1 for $7 items, I would go there on a crowded weekend. I'm a skinny short girl who's not particularly lean, so I doubt I look as appealing compared to a bodybuilder or something. I think the bigger question is if the giant man was also allowed to eat employees, would you work there for a ridiculous rate, say $25 an hour.
@scrithen28362 жыл бұрын
@@thinkinggamer8051 dude, he said 80% off EVERYTHING, you could get a TV for like $60, you could get 3 weeks worth of groceries for $35, at the small risk of getting eaten and never seeing your family again, hell yeah who wouldnt go?
@bigidiot58812 жыл бұрын
I sincerely love that he implies it's worth doing because everything is 80% off, but when someone says they'd wait an hour in the parking lot to make sure it's safe, he's like "You'd sit in the lot for an HOUR??" - Jerma would canonically rather risk being eaten alive than wait one hour for something.
@evetyler43452 жыл бұрын
18:57 I feel I should mention that the chat message was just "the McDick". Jerma's twisted mind turned it into an insult for some reason.
@Kronschnabels Жыл бұрын
Truly his own worst enemy. Hope he gets better :-(
@madameghostie Жыл бұрын
mcdonald’s new official slogan
@dirkjake Жыл бұрын
@@Kronschnabels oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy
@paravostok Жыл бұрын
@@dirkjake every single person is his enemy
@thelawsonman26 күн бұрын
@@paravostok oh, the treachery.
@spahsexe60112 жыл бұрын
Jerma hypotheticals are surreal nightmares.
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
That applies to everything coming out of his mouth, really.
@Grimraiplay2 жыл бұрын
"What if I put you in a meat grinder and nothing was left but your finger?" -Jerma985
@thewebspinner2 жыл бұрын
You desperately need to buy salsa but there's broken glass and sauce all over the floor, as a result, your nacho business fails, you go bankrupt, and of course you go to prison.
@julidee_2 жыл бұрын
@@SRowntree lol true
@SevenHunnid2 жыл бұрын
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my KZbin channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle👀👀💯💯
@jack_of_all_15652 жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" is one of my favorite Jerma *One Guy* moments for sure.
@IHateNumbersOnNames2 жыл бұрын
Legendary saga of "Eat a" First the McDick, then the Animal Style dick. I wonder what comes next
@DestroyedArkana2 жыл бұрын
Thats not even what the guy said too
@TheBrawlUnit2 жыл бұрын
True because the one guy was in Jerma's mind, very representative of the streams
@nekomancer47 Жыл бұрын
Nah. One Guys are attention seeking little leeches that should be drawn and quartered
@Jormelli2 жыл бұрын
"What happens if you don't have any money left, do you go to jail?" And once again Jerma reveals he is an alien.
@sky_0f_blue979 Жыл бұрын
@@spades_gameing Wait it isn't like this other places?
@vierzehn575 Жыл бұрын
@@sky_0f_blue979 i live in Other Places don't worry it's the same way
@largelump3613 Жыл бұрын
@@vierzehn575 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so fucking funny
@Rad-Dude63andathird Жыл бұрын
@@largelump3613 Damn, someone's taking out their problems on others.
@ImSquiggs Жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird I choose to believe they were being completely straight and that was truly the funniest joke they've ever seen
@kevinpistilli25932 жыл бұрын
I’m conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to laugh anytime somebody calls him ______ Andy
@chalkycherries2 жыл бұрын
Classical Conditioning Andy
@justasmltwngir17322 жыл бұрын
Where does the joke come from?
@HallsteinI2 жыл бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 Ivan Pavlov discovered that animals and human beings can be conditioned by combining powerful external stimuli together with neutral stimuli in order to alter their behavior patterns. Pavlov's Dogs was a ground breaking psychology experiment that laid the foundation for classical conditioning.
@HallsteinI2 жыл бұрын
@@justasmltwngir1732 Not sure where the ____ Andy joke comes from though.
@justasmltwngir17322 жыл бұрын
@@HallsteinI lol I already knew about the Pavlov part, was asking about the Andy part, but I genuinely appreciate the thorough explanation lol
@cxc8268 Жыл бұрын
it's fucking wild to me that jerma orders enough food for a family of 5 at mcdonald's and then eat presumably most of it until his stomach hurts and then assumes that everybody else does that
@sjk7467 Жыл бұрын
I do that lol
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
@@sjk7467 Jerma alt
@autisticskeleton1041 Жыл бұрын
@@anyalaASMR jerma986
@sonicSnap3 ай бұрын
i do that
@froxdoggaming33852 ай бұрын
@@sonicSnap jerma987
@P3t3rPizzarelli2 жыл бұрын
The Jerma 985 meal is, of course, a bowl of lucky charms with only the marshmallow bits and an entire sleeve of Oreos. Upsize for a Louis Vuitton bag filled with banana milk
@GR-ic7mt2 жыл бұрын
And a McChicken......don't forget the power aid and a McFlurry
@zombieranger34102 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the poor soul ripped away from the grocery store
@somejabroni512 жыл бұрын
Sometimes will come with an onion ring
@F4sy Жыл бұрын
@@GR-ic7mt make it 5 mcchicken
@ironwraith852 Жыл бұрын
@@GR-ic7mt 2 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a Big Mac.
@crazyandevilareusuallydifferen2 жыл бұрын
I like creepypastas like this "I just got a job at a grocery store, *employees aren't allowed to look up* "
@toady22610 ай бұрын
2 sentence horror stories be like
@Somedude483 ай бұрын
@@toady226r/2sentence2horror
@MarbleSodaPop20 сағат бұрын
That's basically every generic Reddit NoSleep story
@koniginator2 жыл бұрын
It's astounding that Jerma went from a 4-5k audience to ~15k average in just the past year and a half. Love that he's getting the support he's deserved for a decade and handling it with little to no growing pains (at least that he shows off publicly).
@KingofDpirates2 жыл бұрын
Among us boosted his career
@8stormy52 жыл бұрын
His only growing pain is his shattered spine and raging IBS
@justinburgess51172 жыл бұрын
I dont wanna sound like one of those guys that's like "Oh he changed, I only like the classic xyz" but I feel like he has changed. I've been watching since 2016, the only reason I get on twitch is Jerma, and I still go back to the classic jerma streams from 2017-2019. I think that was the best era of jerma. It feels like he has to censor himself more now and the chat is just so toxic now that it's slightly mainstream. I miss my little streamer man, but I'm glad for all the success hes achieving. Just wish it didnt feel forced sometimes. It really showed on the recent "Vampire Survivor" stream imo
@misaefre2 жыл бұрын
besides the tiktok kids and the people who think its funny to call him a psycho, i completely agree. theres a pretty noticable shift in how things go now and not entirely sure if its a good thing but im very happy for him and the success that he has always deserved
@billybear23332 жыл бұрын
@@justinburgess5117 That's the annoying thing with being a fan of things with small followings but deserve more, you want them to have tons of views cause they deserve it but deep down you dont cause you know it brings change usually bad
@stinkiepopsicle2242 жыл бұрын
Why is he so opposed to waiting an hour outside the mall to ensure your safety, but he’s all about risking getting eaten by a giant mall man just for 80% off?
@StarscreamsGirl2 жыл бұрын
have you seen him gamble? his risk evaluation is a little off.
@Oilupimtherein5 Жыл бұрын
The man gambles with literally nothing to gain
@Rad-Dude63andathird Жыл бұрын
I love that his hypothetical basically turns into some Zach Hadel shit where he keeps finding ways to make the entire scenario worse every time someone tries to find a workaround.
@stephanieexists9 ай бұрын
OMG YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT. Zach Hadel and Jerma lovers unite!! Two incredible funny lil critters
@Derinrin8 ай бұрын
A black hole would form and kill us all if those two meet.
@ARandomDragon69 Жыл бұрын
Jerma: "Yeah, I have a bunch of health problems. Don't know what's causing it, it's a pain." Also Jerma at 09:08 : "I eat so much McDonalds that my stomach starts to hurt."
@patrickmaloney58182 жыл бұрын
God, it feels like this clip is 4 years old. Can't believe that the backlog is this far behind
@hamburgerdan1012 жыл бұрын
Theres like one editor and these streams are damn long
@glovishly2 жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerdan101 What do you mean? There's a bunch of different editors that edit for this channel
@josephs33472 жыл бұрын
@@hamburgerdan101 there’re like at least 6 editors
@Mozay3D2 жыл бұрын
@@josephs3347 And all of them finished edits immediately after the stream was over before joining the main channel. Not dissing just curious what the behind the scenes is on that
@LC-mq8iq2 жыл бұрын
Its not really a backlog. They do new streams when they are extremely popular ones, but others they wait on.
@sylviebird2 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why Jerma's hometown is scary isn't because of the broken salsa jars literally everyone has seen but because it influenced him to become himself
@CinnaMae4202 жыл бұрын
No, his presence influenced it and caused the salsa jars to break as he approached.
@sylviebird2 жыл бұрын
@@CinnaMae420 ... Does that mean he's omnipotent and his power also caused thisor was was also at my grocery stores? ...or is it me
@jasonbrewer6714 Жыл бұрын
@@sylviebird he's in the shelf observing you.
@sylviebird Жыл бұрын
@@jasonbrewer6714 😳
@papermartin8792 жыл бұрын
genuinely can't believe jerma actually fell for the "this billionaire started in a garage" thing
@ianalvord3903 Жыл бұрын
That part is actually true though. The company even had to store the servers there.
@dylanauger7316 Жыл бұрын
@@ianalvord3903 started off in a garage with only several hundred thousand dollars from mommy and daddy to my name
@qwertzy121212 Жыл бұрын
@@dylanauger7316 only had 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account
@dylanauger7316 Жыл бұрын
@@qwertzy121212 bro you just referenced a classic meme from like 2016. That shit took me back for a second. Noatalgia is real.
@TotinosOtherBoy Жыл бұрын
@@dylanauger7316 objectively incorrect statement. His mom was broke asfuck his entire upbringing
@CalebColeTrain2 жыл бұрын
I watch Jerma when I go to bed. Helps me sleep for some reason
@chimerschang2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and then he periodically yelps and goes "ooOH!" out of nowhere...
@santiagoramirez54502 жыл бұрын
Same
@aceplace33572 жыл бұрын
SAME
@rewindd2 жыл бұрын
because you dont even need to watch the game to know whts happening, he goes on such crazy ass tangents that he talks about random shit more than the game lolol
@batofdestiny78012 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’ve been watching his elden rings vods when im starting to fall asleep
@kakoytazabar2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is my favorite streamer that I've never watched live.
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
Literally caught his very first live today
@climbbloom13 Жыл бұрын
It’s genuinely impressive how fast he can say “nonononononno”
@TheeOK12 жыл бұрын
So that's why he's in the bathroom so long. He lives off a diet of Totinos, milk and ground beef hash.
@MidnighttArtz Жыл бұрын
and 8 pounds of raw ground beef
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
And edibles
@jimmythethird55142 жыл бұрын
“Oh no those are workers! I have to pay them!”
@brokenlegs84312 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos Andy
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
Capitalism Andy
@CheeseAndCrackers_ Жыл бұрын
Most of Jerma’s hypotheticals are just: “what if [the most nightmare inducing situation ever]”
@heeeboisss5963 Жыл бұрын
As someone who works at a grocery store, it's fucking unbelievable how many salsas fall onto the floor, and it's ALWAYS fucking salsa too for some reason
@telethia64282 жыл бұрын
8:16 I always forget that jerma is actually talented at beatboxing
@noaag2 жыл бұрын
I dont get a lot out of some sandbox and sim type games, so its a blessing to be able to enjoy them secondhand with jerma.
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
Jerma turns everything into a literal sandbox. It's like we're watching our child play, laughing with delight. Except he's 40 and talking to himself.
@theworstmaid2 жыл бұрын
@@SRowntree 45*
@nicholasdavidson11912 жыл бұрын
@@theworstmaid he is actually SIXTY years old and uses BLOOD to maintain a younger look
@1venusflytrap2 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasdavidson1191 deepfake andy
@noaag2 жыл бұрын
@@1venusflytrap adrenochrome andy
@grampa.jeremybreshears7 ай бұрын
Eating half the McDonald’s inventory is the only thing keeping Jerma from eating one grocery store patron per hour
@SuperCritter642 жыл бұрын
5:06 his mockery for the person who said the storage rooms were uneven absolutely destroyed me 😂
@gioplease85612 жыл бұрын
14:57 jerma’s mouth running circles around his brain in real time.
@keyb2 жыл бұрын
Jerma when the meal in his basement requests he set them free: 11:12
@MilkCrate8012 жыл бұрын
what i hate about shopping at a grocery store is that people feel the need to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the isle just to walk like 10 feet to get what they need, walk back to their shopping cart and leave like.. why?
@TheUnoriginal23942 жыл бұрын
The amount of times ive had to pull a pallet only to have my path blocked by a shopping cart is infuriating.
@R33fth3b33f2 жыл бұрын
I'm a stud, I leave my shopping cart wherever I want. I don't have to wheel it constantly like yooouuu
@gonzoGnostalgic2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you think, "Oh, I want [item], I'll run in and grab it, and I'll leave my cart here at the mouth of the aisle so I won't have to reach over it/so it won't get in the way." But then - the item you wanted isn't where you thought it was, or you start having second thoughts. If you're me, you get distracted by something else you see on the shelf, or some passing thought, and forget what you were looking for to begin with, or even that you left your cart in the aisle at all. Ironically, your attempt to streamline your trip into this aisle has created a bigger obstruction. The unfortunate truth of grocery shopping is that us humans are a chaotic bunch; we are the chaos in an efficiently-designed system, and many of us - in both shopping and in life - are playing it by ear, just wandering into the store and ambling about with only faint notions of what we need and where to find it. There's this pie-in-sky idealistic fantasy of efficiency that everyone thinks that we - with all of our modern technology and information exchange - should have achieved by now, but as long as I am (once again) late to some appointment because I spent ten minutes looking for my keys, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time, shopping carts will continue to be left in aisles while their minders, ten feet away, passively glance from one box of pasta to another, trying to remember which one was the one they "bought last time." The best thing you can do is do your best to be thoughtful. Catch yourself if you notice that you've left your cart in an awkward or obtrusive place. And for Christ's sake - rack your carts at the corral when you're done with them. There's always one only a few feet away, and you're saving someone's car door and making an underpaid cart-collector's day a little easier for only a few extra steps.
@TheUnoriginal23942 жыл бұрын
@@gonzoGnostalgic philospohizer andy
@crazyandevilareusuallydifferen2 жыл бұрын
@@gonzoGnostalgic your argument is in full support of you bringing the cart with you so that doesn't happen
@lucymcelhone43322 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s hypotheticals sound like episodes of the twilight zone
@yeah1774 Жыл бұрын
I was playing Final Fantasy 9 while watching this video and I swear to god Jerma’s beatbox was in perfect synchronization for me actually winning a battle. Streamer with insane time powers violates temporal barriers.
@faceless23022 жыл бұрын
The issue with the "ate a guy once every hour" thing is that it's not clear if he eats a guy, every hour on the mark, or if this is an average across a 24 hour period, in which case, he could eat 24 people in one hour and never touch another the rest of the day.
@foolsvideofactory Жыл бұрын
i assume its probably at any point in an hour time span, one person will be eaten, then the risk of getting eaten comes back upon the next hour starting, so he could eat someone at 4:59, then another at 5:01
@faceless2302 Жыл бұрын
@@foolsvideofactory devilish
@duuuumb3 ай бұрын
haven't even gotten that far in the vod yet but could it be eating part of a person every hour for a total of one person eaten over a 24 hour period?
@Kessekom3 ай бұрын
Why would it be the average? “Ate a guy once every hour” is pretty cut and dry to me.
@duuuumb3 ай бұрын
@@Kessekom he doesn't say how much he eats, if you eat pizza once every hour are you eating the whole pizza or just a slice?? cmon now
@sbilldmilk2 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite streams for sure. the small streamer jokes, The Jerma985 Meal™️, and grocery store roof creature triple-threat is fantastic
@williamdunbar28022 жыл бұрын
I could’ve sworn this stream was already edited and posted before
@Dilgoro2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought!
@adrienbijoux83512 жыл бұрын
I thought the same, but I think it's because I watched an animated video about that
@mikeb44742 жыл бұрын
SuperDazza edit: The Mall with a Psycho for a Roof
@thefunkyrolo2 жыл бұрын
Jerma spends on average 47 US dollars on a mcdonalds meal
@Ivanhoenn2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's ability to beatbox and sing is mesmerizing
@SCloud-yy6hn Жыл бұрын
those drinks are not a dollar at mcdonalds, i went there once with a single dollar and the total was 1.10 and ive never been so embarassed
@uhoh80312 жыл бұрын
I feel like these videos are just edited stream vods from 1 year ago, because I swear to God I remember watching this in 2021.
@adamnielson422 жыл бұрын
This is from 2020 lol
@THExDUFFxBOMBx427772 жыл бұрын
I’ve got some bad news for you..
@PaintraSeaPea2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what this channel is. check the description.
@greenoftreeblackofblue66252 жыл бұрын
Get ready to be made fun of.
@uhoh80312 жыл бұрын
oh boy.
@thunar1970 Жыл бұрын
You know what they say, if you can dodge a battle axe you can dodge a giant hungry person in the roof.
@Mollymauking2 жыл бұрын
this man will build a mall anywhere. pure insanity
@900nutboys2 жыл бұрын
OBSESSED with capitalism
@1BaconDoggo12 жыл бұрын
A communist who loves capitalism
@8stormy52 жыл бұрын
The insane person fast food habit: don't touch it for like six months, suddenly spend three days within a week ordering way too much off the menu at a time, get sick of it and repeat.
@Nada-fj8ij2 жыл бұрын
I feel as if I've had a half hour lecture on a McDonalds menu item that doesn't exist
@kenpatchiramasama1076 Жыл бұрын
Jermatheticals are truly insane. Man just ain't vibin on this plane of existence
@P0PE4182 жыл бұрын
the picking up alcohol in two places isn’t too inaccurate for my town, the grocery store doesn’t sell hard liquor like the liquor store does, only wines and vodka mixed drinks and such.
@gungulon23472 жыл бұрын
I remember visiting Florida last year and being surprised by how you could buy wine and beer in Walmart. They had their liquor store next door too. Here in PA we can't even order spirits from most websites because of our fucky wucky laws. Let me have my funny juice you FREAKS.
@danieltaylor84212 жыл бұрын
@@gungulon2347 In Ohio we have liquor stores in the grocery store it’s clutch
@Oliver-ty7xu2 жыл бұрын
You guys should visit Sweden some day.... Cant buy anything over 3.5% alcohol in a local store. Have to go to a specialised store owned by the goverment
@stitchfinger76782 жыл бұрын
@@gungulon2347 Tbf, ordering alcohol online at all is a relatively new thing.
@stitchfinger76782 жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-ty7xu I mean, weed is legal in Canada but you can only buy it from gov't stores, and the only thing people complain about is it being pricier than street
@joshriley2936 Жыл бұрын
"Eat a McDick" was funnier than it should've been to me
@potterfan3652 жыл бұрын
why are his hypotheticals so detailed and intricate
@Kikiapina2 жыл бұрын
They're not hypotheticals. Jerma is an eldritch being that exists within multiple timelines at the same time and he's just describing things that happen somewhere beyond the veil. The peep the horror person was trying to warn us and we just laughed at it, people who watch Jerma live disappear into those mad machinations he has conjured and never return.
@audrey0919 Жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina although I kinda feel bad for just laughing about the horror, it WAS the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@arthurmorgan6783 Жыл бұрын
@@audrey0919 funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@mackburns89932 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this is the same guy who burnt down all those retirement homes
@kamikaze41722 жыл бұрын
You always stand within 10 feet of anyone you think you can throw. You see the hand coming down for your head, you run and throw the nearest person towards the hand and go about your day. Knowing you survived nearly getting eaten, and that you fed a giant store goblin
@gagne6928 Жыл бұрын
carry a manequin with you at all times
@kamikaze4172 Жыл бұрын
@@gagne6928 If you were starving and you were going for a chicken leg, and I threw a plastic one from a children's toy your way, would you eat that or go for the real deal?
@eneco3965 Жыл бұрын
How do you just casually throw a person
@kamikaze4172 Жыл бұрын
@@eneco3965 You grab them, and you move your arms in a throwing motion. Just make sure they're small and weak
@eneco3965 Жыл бұрын
@@kamikaze4172 What if you can't find anyone who's small and weak?
@brettkozak34792 жыл бұрын
Insane mall CEO allows movie goers to bring their own snacks from the grocery store
@jamishmcquo75902 жыл бұрын
FOOTBALL STADIUM ANDY
@ethanhayes7038 Жыл бұрын
Work at a grocery store, can confirm glass salsa jars are dropped and broken disproportionately often. It's one of the worst things that can drop too because it's like three separate steps to clean it all up properly.
@benjibutt57962 жыл бұрын
The wall with a man in its mall
@MrNegaBlox2 жыл бұрын
The perfect companion to The House with a Dad in Its Walls
@starbarzs71602 жыл бұрын
I love watching a new 2nd Jerma video and going "oh God it's from THIS stream" you know it's gonna be good
@connorbrown21942 жыл бұрын
i like hearing him bring up random 2000s red sox players
@connorbrown21942 жыл бұрын
i know mo vaughn was in the 90s but same sentiment
@morkomori96172 жыл бұрын
They all laughed, they even called him a nobody, little did they know this would be the guy to win 2 different awards at the streamer awards.
@OvenHut Жыл бұрын
Jerma literally describing "sell me this pen" from wolf of wall street is very funny to me
@lonick1692 Жыл бұрын
Jermas mocking cry when chat said it wasnt even was so funny
@cellophanezebra46632 жыл бұрын
8:14 I need this a damn ringtone
@gabriele87502 жыл бұрын
Watching jerma while drunk is an experience
@alexthekestrel4194 Жыл бұрын
When I was little I had nightmares EXACTLY like this. A giant that would eat people out of a store- the lights would flash and everything
@CuulG2 жыл бұрын
Ah I was waiting for this, I actually wished jerma made this an actual scp by writing it down and submitting it that would be an awesome video if he ever did it
@mikachu694202 жыл бұрын
i mean one of his viewers could. maybe you. or me 👀
@accountname75882 жыл бұрын
@@mikachu69420 do it
@Carbon8tion2 жыл бұрын
Theres already one nearly identical to it, I cant remember the number but its a grocery store that has really good deals, but you gotta deal wirh alot of deadly bullshit to get them since its able to bend the legal system at will. .....Of course that doesnt mean a tale can't be written about the time the giant inflatable man ontop of the store (like the giant ronald mcdonalds) started eating people.
@homieseaotter51902 жыл бұрын
15:06 Spamton Laugh
@bool32342 жыл бұрын
I can attest to the grocery store salsa messes, it was the most common rhing I had to clean up when I worked at a grocery store. During the 7 months I worked there, I think I cleaned up dropped jars of salsa and marinara around 15 times.
@chrismorrison45252 жыл бұрын
18:57 I forgot this legendary moment of Tier List fame originated in this stream
@JomasterTheSecond2 жыл бұрын
First the House Flipper mall stream, then this stream - I'm expecting the next level to be one where Jerma builds a mall IRL.
@15MinuteUpload2 жыл бұрын
Do not tempt fate he will literally do it
@Subjecttochannel2 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer builds ACTUAL mall so he can legally MURDER fans
@boxylemons79612 жыл бұрын
23:20 I remember when I was a kid there was a Walmart with a Mcdonalds in it when I grew up. I'm not sure if it's still there now but probably.
@bootmanbill2362 Жыл бұрын
holy shit same
@s7robin1052 жыл бұрын
Jerma sees a game about making a mall and proceeds to make multiple tiny stores
@alaraplatt81042 ай бұрын
like a mall?
@SUPER_HELPFUL Жыл бұрын
The best Jerma streams are the ones that devolve into terror and madness.
@Pikmin4Deluxe2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY 600K!!
@ChibiBoxing2 жыл бұрын
"I expect more from a short bostonian streamer"
@PapaLuge2 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favourite streams and idk why
@Bombzyz2 жыл бұрын
“why would anyone sponsor this stream” uh oh
@forganforge2 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a timeless entity
@Chazer52 жыл бұрын
if I was walking though a mall and I saw a giant jerma in the sky I would give him a lil kiss
@fd.2 жыл бұрын
19:59 SCP-4703 bit
@thomasbaker67572 жыл бұрын
Man keep up the epic content Jeremy Elbertson!
@Sigh952 жыл бұрын
Jerma solved the modern bathroom problem: have a big bathroom, bigger bathroom, and biggest bathroom.
@scribb3llz Жыл бұрын
this is an iconic stream
@adm1ralq Жыл бұрын
23:02 this is honestly terrifying
@MINECRAFTLOVER40002 жыл бұрын
such a classic stream
@beckyestes5339 Жыл бұрын
5:06 his reaction when someone in chat says it's uneven had my sides literally hurting lmfao
@LBrady-nt9sm2 жыл бұрын
Top 3 streams of the year for sure.
@uclearwhale2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the reference to not being able to get a sponsor when that is exactly what he's doing now.
@Berstain_ Жыл бұрын
jerma is extra unhinged in this one
@SharkUsingaComputer2 жыл бұрын
woah congration 600k jeremy
@lucasslavin3482 жыл бұрын
Whoever makes these thumbnails deserves a raise
@radical8329 Жыл бұрын
Man can you tell when a Jerma video is gonna be a zinger! 5 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
@thescaredshadow2 жыл бұрын
I thought he already uploaded a video on this game. But then I realized it was a fan edit of the stream with a very similar thumbnail.
@america2793 Жыл бұрын
POV the enemy spider won: 08:17
@dewnsie2 жыл бұрын
11:29 almost a spot on Sgt. Hatred impression
@oidvin_32873 ай бұрын
This has to have been the best stream he ever did in like that year atleast!
@CorporalShephard Жыл бұрын
I'm glad i was here for this
@Robberdollar2 жыл бұрын
21:46 Better question is what if everyone else does that and no one else goes into the store.
@onewholeegg Жыл бұрын
Jerma talking about no one ever sponsoring the stream and then seeing huge achievements like his coin base dollhouse stream is very endearing
@benshapiroeatscrack8865 Жыл бұрын
My brain was pure static when he started rambling about spicy mcchickens
@KingMB_XJ_Official Жыл бұрын
Jerma Goes Food Shopping for the Week at McDonalds.