Jerma Streams - Wrestling Empire (Part 2)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

6:09 Wrestling Empire

[@joebones9527]

Berma

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@joebones9527 Yerma

[@cornegeyer2681]

@@jeremytitus9519 Sugma

[@Illunica3000]

@@cornegeyer2681 ligma balls

[@cornegeyer2681]

@@Illunica3000 have you heard of Candice?

[@KnightAarant]

Jerma's wrestling style involves 0% wrestling, 100% illegal maneuvers and weapon use. The God of Heels.

[@mellowmelly9258]

first wrestler in history to be a hitman

[@529teejay]

@@mellowmelly9258 bret hart erasure

[@yepsilon2898]

That contract termination was hilarious. Just imagine that scenario. A company calls you in and offers you a contract. You agree and everything is set. Then within 12 seconds THE SAME GUY you just finished confimming the contract with backpedals. "Listen Mr.Satan, a lot has changed since we signed you. We need to give you a paycut." The fucking audacity lmao.

[@jeremytitus9519]

Biggest power move in entertainment history

[@rottish4384]

lol

[@angelyeas]

And then facing the humiliation of having to grovel for your old Wrestling job after walking away with no hesitation. Pretty much confirming your complete lack of loyalty to your boss...damn lmao That's just plain dirty

[@glovesflared]

"listen you got to understand how things really work here in showbusiness Mr. Satan, no one gets paid the amount on their contract anymore"

[@thaksjtube]

I'm convinced Mr. Satan's previous manager set the whole thing up, from the paying 200$ for "damages" to him watching Satan sign the Hollywood contract in the shadows with a smile.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Jerma getting hired then immediately being told to take less pay, then getting fired all within 1 minute is actually peak comedy

[@rooroo9216]

And then later on they denied him any access to creative control xD, I was also wondering if the title belt holders would let him challenge them if he somehow got access to the list of names of all the people in this “queue” and hospitalised them all Mr Satan style until there was only him alone left xD

[@begone1934]

My favourite was "win a belt or you're out", everybody with a belt being booked, getting booted, and then immediately winning a belt.

[@felypinho020]

"Jerma, things have changed since 30 seconds ago..."

[@firetarrasque4667]

"Mr. Satan commits a triple homicide and has to change his identity" is the greatest arc of all time

[@IAmCaligvla]

This storyline puts literally anything WWE has put out to shame.

[@SchrodingerMil]

I love the idea of these guys getting told they have a hardcore match with Mr. Satan and there’s a shot of their wives just crying.

[@snkybrki]

Mr. Satan really pushes harcore to its limits. I think every single competitor of his has suffered some sort of brain trauma.

[@FlamingPork]

"what do you think of shmoke?" "i think he's a good man, i like him, i got nothing against him, but i'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children" "uh, they have a mother, mr. satan" "yes, but i would imagine that she would die of greif"

[@mikotoh]

​@@FlamingPorknice simpsons reference

[@KFCArbiter]

No joke these 2 Wrestling Empire streams are some of the best he has ever done

[@WilfredCthulu]

Right? I really hope he plays Hard Time even if you can't do as much there. I never thought I'd see someone out crazy Joel's playthroughs.

[@kiryukazuma8089]

It’s just so random that he doesnt have to strain his psycho mind to make jokes all the time and was able to just play the game

[@KFCArbiter]

@@WilfredCthulu Oh yeah that would be a great stream, on a side not I hope MDickie remasters Hard Time next and sells it on steam, he really deserves the support

[@liliIiliIilil]

@@KFCArbiter The You Testament in 4k

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@liliIiliIilil JermaChrist make it happen JermaChrist

[@katlicks]

Jerma just relentlessly beating the shit out of people like it's a fighting game instead of doing any wrestling has made me sick with laughter

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

any wrestling game is the best when it's like that. never give me a ring bell unless if you want to see someone fucking die.

[@iancarbon6]

This years Jermania should be on this game.

[@Pekuu132]

I second this motion

[@daydreamer6135]

Make Ian carbonneau president

[@jarlzondai]

God that would be fantastic

[@206hxcx]

somehow rig up an 18 man rumble with a bunch of jerma memes and shitposts

[@aniyilator]

Jesus christ, imagine all that beautiful carnage

[@TheBoardandThebord]

Jerma pinned a paralyzed man.

[@ToastyBB]

Crazily enough, when shit like that happens in wrestling they always try to play it off like nothings wrong. So usually a quick pin. Then they get them to the hospital

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@ToastyBB the kay must fabe on 😌

[@TheVengefulEagle]

In the game or...?

[@Justlawz]

@@TheVengefulEagle IRL this guy is a PSYCHO

[@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea]

@@TheVengefulEagle were you not paying attention? Are you even a jerma fan? In real life of course!

[@MrKrabbs2009]

The fact that the world title belongs to a guy named Jigsaw Jeremy can't be a mere coincidence. I refuse to believe that.

[@meatypatte7125]

GAS

[@SkeleTonHammer]

looool "We don't want to pay you what we just agreed on your contract anymore" "Uh no, pay me what we agreed" "Well then you're fired" IN WHAT WORLD

[@yepsilon2898]

That shit had me in tears

[@StarscreamsGirl]

they waited until jerma's manager left the room lmfao

[@jeremytitus9519]

In MDickie’s wonderful world!

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

From what i heard that's pretty close to how the wrestling industry works

[@turdferguson9452]

In Hollywood, baby

[@simonsimons1252]

The fans demand a part 3, or else we'll have to cut Jerma off the contract.

[@VortexKiller2]

His streaming career will die of natural causes if he doesn't... R.I.P Shmoke

[@calvinwilder6512]

Yes

[@Willowposting]

$5B will be added onto the debt

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

The 18 Man Tag Team AI was like watching Ants go crazy over a Pretzel

[@snkybrki]

Oddly specific, yet accurate.

[@NibNibNib]

Mr. Satan as a bot knocking himself out cold by flipping into a thousand tables is absolute perfection

[@Wilbehr]

Alan Gator is a perfect funny gimmick sidekick

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

I smoke gas

[@sentinel427]

@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow prove it

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@sentinel427 brahhhhhhh🤙

[@flednanders7556]

2:53:21 I like how Mr. Satan's real opponent just stands there and watches him body a teammate as though he's too afraid to step any closer.

[@TimmyTheNinja1000000]

What makes it even better is him and Mr. SATAN we're friends going into the match

[@nathanwilkins6107]

Imagine taking your family to a wrestling show and it’s just a 500 lb dude beating the shit out of an unconscious man for five minutes straight.

[@huntsworthdoom]

Mr Satan turns face and the first thing he does is hit his opponent with a weapon and keep the title via disqualification

[@Xemyr]

Yeah babyface things

[@WilfredCthulu]

The best thing about Jerma's Mr. Satan (fused with Chunky Kong) voice and the spam of "Goku" is the fact that Mr. Satan barely ever talked to Goku lol. Also Jerma's arc beforehand reminds me of when the tutorial has its own story. Like Lyn in Fire Emblem or Advanced Wars.

[@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp4298]

Wait what? I don't know anything about dragon ball but I just assumed Mr. Satan was Goku's nemesis.

[@xMapinjo]

I loved when he voice acted as 'Jerma'

[@floatingdisembodiedhead8975]

Then he said "i hope i get into an injury".

[@bearlyhardley]

The man is a living parody of himself sometimes

[@showsomesignsoflife]

t i m e s t a m p ?

[@dmv118]

Late: but 2:33:14.

[@Tenchigo100]

That was such a scummy company move. "Hey! Hey come join us! We'll pay you 4x what your shitty company pays you!" *6 seconds later* "Hey so we actually can't even pay you half of what you used to have. So uhh... Take less or your fired."

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

The thing is everyone was saying Demento was dead but after the game said he might be paralysed, he was well enough to walk into backstage and visit Jerma... who then wasted his time asking to be a manager and I guess Demento had to hobble back home.

[@Wintd1]

Funny thing is, you actually *can* kill other wrestlers in this game. Demento was lucky that he only got paralyzed.

[@deeta000]

@@Wintd1 Do the headlines mention if someone was killed by another wrestler or is it the usual “died in sleep, thought to be natural causes”?

[@Wintd1]

@@deeta000 Doesn't usually mention that they were killed specifically by another wrestler, but on very rare occasions it will straight up say that they died as a result of their injuries. www.reddit.com/r/mdickie/comments/onn9bz/i_accidentally_killed_roman/

[@theoneshotisreal7594]

@@deeta000it says something like “wrestler was seriously injured during a match and medics could not revive him”

[@jasonm.2954]

These streams display that height is the only thing preventing Jerma from beating us all to death with steel chairs

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Thank God he's 5 foot 3

[@koquarian]

It's amazing how much MDickie understands what makes wrestling games fun. Arcade-style, quick, silly, over the top insane, action. Plus, he added the rule that you can use weapons out side of the ring, even when there's DQ. Weapons are always fun.

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

These games have just the right amount of jank and competence to it. Like Mdickie seems to have found that perfect medium where it's fucking hilarious to watch and it's not a frustrating shitshow trying to play it.

[@raspymorten]

Wrestling Empire is both a pretty fucking fun wrestling game (And automatically the best Wrestling game on Switch) and just fun as fuck to watch, even if you don't know a thing about Wrestling.

[@Astro_Guy_1]

@@raspymorten As are all MDickie games

[@Assimandeli]

@@Astro_Guy_1 You Testament was fucking pain to play, though. Unless it's been updated since the last time I played it

[@gormros]

@@Assimandeli Hard Time could be too. You could do literally nothing wrong and the guards will just randomly start a vendetta against you and make the game genuinely impossible. Which I guess is sorta the point of ths game, its just a silly and comically evil prison simulator, but it could still get frustrating. Also one time I got my arm ripped off on the first day and I couldn't really do anything.

[@clawzx1195]

Even the 2d mobile games were addictive and hilarious

[@ronaldofinkmullen6430]

Wrestling Fun Fact: Demento breaking most of his body and still wrestling is pretty accurate to his real life counterpart, Sabu who did the following during diffrent matches 1. Broke his jaw on a guardrail and had his manager find a way to fix it during a ladder match 2. Participated in a barbed wire match and tore his bicep open, had said manager again run BACKSTAGE AND GET ATHLETIC TAPE SO HE COULD TAPE IT UP AND FINISH THE MATCH Edit: More ECW Fun Facts: 1. Sabu's manager, Bill Alfonzo saved his career with a performance after being found out for selling ECW Talent into WCW. How this happened is after Tommy Dreamer withdrew due to Injury and Sabu also exited because he wanted to fight him. This left him and Dreamer's manager, Beulah McGillicutty to put on an intergender match where Bill bled so much he had to be taken to a hospital. Paul Heyman went back on his decision to fire him which saved his job. 1a. This match is also the first ECW match Vince Mcmahon Jr watched all the way through 2. In the same match Sabu broke his face. His opponent The Sandman was high off 8 tabs of acid and thought Sabu was a lizardman.

[@ESFAndy011]

Just another reason (or set thereof) I agree with Jim Cornette when he shits on ECW. Kudos to Sabu, no doubt, but no company should be fucked up enough to allow any of that shit to happen. It's not what it was exclusively about, granted, but those guys took it too far with the Hardcore/Extreme division.

[@ronaldofinkmullen6430]

@@ESFAndy011 then again. Jim is more of a traditional guy who would see tech skills rather than the high risk shit for a storyline of the month, he's focused on those good things for a reason

[@mellowmelly9258]

what the fresh fuck did i just _read_

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

@@mellowmelly9258 ECW lore. The Sabu vs Terry Funk Barbed Wire match is on KZbin but low quality Wrestling from the 70s-early 2000s had some stories aside from The Plane Ride From Hell

[@Jay2646]

1:50:00 the moment where Jerma permanently ended a wrestler's promising career

[@Tonceitoys]

You can even hear his skull literally cracking after that brutal punch... horrifying..

[@rhyss5618]

Killed Mankind

[@chE3z1]

Connected like a fuckin train wreck

[@doozy5184]

Sweet jesus

[@EhBoing]

How many times has Jerma said "No more swearing" before immediately going back to swearing 5 minutes later

[@jeremytitus9519]

In fairness, I do the exact same thing

[@Bluechief6]

3:01:57 He also says "I don't want to kill somebody." Then 20 seconds later, "I'm literally going to take this out of your hand then kill you with it."

[@liliIiliIilil]

If I hear "My Time" one more time it'll be time for me to end it all

[@jeremytitus9519]

LET’S GO LET’S GET IT

[@aryman6589]

WE WARRIORS

[@glovesflared]

HAND OVER MY HEART HAND OVER MY CROWN more like hand over the trigger ITS MY TIME

[@GregLemons]

nooo u had such a good chance to say "it'll be my time for me to end it all"

[@aster7151]

NONE OF YOU PEOPLE CAN TELL ME TO STOP

[@blobbem]

4:16:10 - For the unionized wrestlers match.

[@thebadwolf3088]

That shit had me in tears 😭 "Is this the union?"

[@Zombiemask4]

Didn't even mean to make it a question, I was goin for period but held it down too long and turned it into that.

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@Zombiemask4for some reason the fact that you turned it into a question made that comment 10x funnier

[@mikotoh]

​@@Zombiemask4wait, you were the one guy who posted that message??

[@Zombiemask4]

@@mikotoh yes indeedy.

[@Sprech41]

1:53:22 internet psycho paralyzes innocent man, laughs

[@Pekuu132]

This is definitely a best stream of 2021 candidate

[@roymarshall_]

24:00 I like to think that this is actually Mr. Satan's internal monologue. Hes in the middle of a wrestling match and hes just thinking about how he got screwed over in his contract.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

**mercilessly beating a woman a third his size** "Why are they booing me?"

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

If you were wondering, yeah my friends say I'm a stoner and the most stoner in whole school!😲

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

🔴👅🔴

[@seeble8394]

@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShowwho cares

[@wevegottrouble5891]

32:05 He vented all of his hatred, all of his frustration into that guy.

[@Tonceitoys]

He almost went full Negan on that guy, ON STREAM!

[@gyui1091]

Vented?🌚🌚

[@whiteteepoison2929]

He vented you say? 😈

[@commietearsdrinker]

His silence was eerie for some solid seconds, then he remembered that he had to stay in character and laughed at the end.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

hit em with the new jack special

[@generalautism7406]

You’re laughing. This psycho streamer injured a man’s leg and he’ll be unable to wrestle for 4 weeks and you’re laughing.

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

i know...howbout another wrestling accident, jerma

[@moldyskittle]

So original.

[@Isosyth]

@@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea No I think we've had enough of your accidents.

[@daydreamer6135]

2:35:56 alright I'm in the big leagues now I can't fk around... Proceeds to throw donkey kicks 😆OMFG my side's hurt from laughing so hard

[@AutumnWind92]

He killed Shmoke 🥺

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Shmoke died of natural causes.

[@sourpatch6350]

@@mikeoxlong1395 Yeah, a wooden bat to the face kind of natural.

[@yolocrayolo9190]

Jerma literally killed demento

[@kaigamer8250]

demento killed himself by jumping off and injuring himself.

[@BlimberryBoi]

@@kaigamer8250 1:50:40 jerma sees demento outside of the ring and notices hes seriously injured , he then proceeds to jump off the top turnbuckle and bodyslam demento into the ground. after that he picks up the nearby metal staircase and drops it on top of demento's head who is still immobilized by agony jermas a cold blooded killer.

[@firetarrasque4667]

He also killed Shmoke. I don't *care* what the doctors say, you can't beat someone into unconsciousness with a baseball bat and then tell me they died of "Natural Causes" two days later

[@kaigamer8250]

@@firetarrasque4667 he died like 4 weeks later.

[@firetarrasque4667]

@@kaigamer8250 You cannot violently beat a 62-year-old man into unconsciousness with a chair and then act shocked when he dies a few weeks later. Even if Jerma only worsened health problems that Shmoke already had, I'd argue that he was still acting with enough negligence that he could be convicted for Involuntary Manslaughter. Maybe 2nd Degree Murder. It depends how closely the beating is linked to the death and what Jerma was aware of at the time.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

now that I finally see what this game engine was supposed to be used for, the you testament makes a LOT more sense

[@thebadwolf3088]

Hoping he'll play Hard Time

[@FeckUpFearzy]

I think he did

[@mitchellsmith746]

@@FeckUpFearzy he said at the start of the first Wrestling Empire stream that he's never played an M Dickie game but they've been heavily suggested to him

[@mauriceanderson5413]

ITS A HARDCORE

[@Sytakz]

and The You Testament

[@asimplekoala6687]

@@Sytakz The raw, unadulterated chaos of the You Testament would probably just cause his sides to go so far into orbit they'd reach Pluto, let's be real here.

[@latiostech8822]

Jerma beating someone's head into pastry dough with a chair for five minutes never gets old

[@moniviphousetphann3146]

HOLY FUCK imagine the chaos in Jermamania 2021 if the event is hosted in Wrestling Empire.

[@squishybrick]

Mdickie games have a magical golden quality that, no matter who streams them, they are ALWAYS gut-bustingly hilarious. And not for lack of quality, but sheer chaos and freedom.

[@clawzx1195]

Yeah any other company would definitely not let Matt make such a game lol

[@U6kCtBuN]

jerma is 50% winner 30% fighter 20% murderer and 0% wrestler i fucking cant

[@aniyilator]

Omg jerma beating that blonde guy's lifeless body is the funniest shit i've ever seen, my head hurts now omg

[@gorbulations2425]

PLS TELL ME WHAT TIME I HAVE TO KNOW

[@dopaminecloud]

@@gorbulations2425 it's at MY TIME

[@snkybrki]

@@dopaminecloud MY TIME

[@spiritorange8325]

@@snkybrki BUT WHENS MY TIME?

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

@@gorbulations2425 THE TIME HAS ARRIVED! 32:12

[@TheGameJammer]

One of my favourite jerma streams by far and I'm sad now that its over

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

It can't be a coincidence that one of the wrestlers is called "jigsaw jeremy"

[@ordinarybro1241]

He's supposed to be parody of Jim Duggan

[@TheElectricRaichu]

2:51:24 I like how the opposing team all kept hugging each other. What a nice team.

[@iamdingus]

Jerma: “I don’t wanna kill anyone” Jerma literally 5 seconds later: “I am going to take that out of your hands and kill you with it”

[@eliastew9636]

I love that ever match is like “fuck you mr satan!” Then jerma fucking kills them

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Jerma: He's my friend! Friend: Crunching, screaming

[@kraehenkopf1186]

"I'm 75% sure I can do this!" immediately gets proven wrong

[@NoName-yt7rv]

and the dead silence that follows 💀

[@mikotoh]

i mean, it wasnt 100%

[@woahlucid]

i literally cried while watching the 18-man tag team

[@Teeheehee093]

Forcing him to change his look and then his name This game is an authentic WWE experience

[@jonaswastaken9301]

There are no “Hardcore” matches for Mr.Satan. Only legal murder.

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

Lol yeah I'm the weed guy

[@mr.machina5306]

3:33:15 Actual witch laugh.

[@YinYang333]

elmo loses it

[@CadChamberlain]

Alan Gator is the best ever

[@bernadettebread]

#AlanGator4Prez

[@nabbyy1044]

Mr satan’s theme song as he comes out into the ring has become Ezekiel’s horn for all those who contest him

[@lcslndmt]

I swear, Mr. Satan's entering the ring theme lives rent free in my head

[@Paradox_Edge]

It's nice to hear that Jerma can still do his iconic Jerma laugh. Even if he hurts his boomer ribcage and his boomer back doing it.

[@kilbert666]

The world champ going face and immediately jobbing is the kind of emergent storytelling wrestling games need

[@Wilbehr]

You're laughing. Demento was trampled and will never walk again and you're laughing.

[@Corporate_Desecration]

I love how the ai behaves like they’re failing a sobriety test 90% of the time

[@WillyWoogy]

I pulled a muscle in my back the other day and this stream almost finished me off.

[@humphreybrogart8392]

I'd love to make you finish, big boy

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@humphreybrogart8392 the fuck

[@michelleobama641]

@@humphreybrogart8392 what

[@unfortuitousash]

Fun fact. Once I sold a bong to doink the clown when I worked at a pipe shop in Oregon. Cool dude.

[@V12-i4b]

Which version of doink, wasn't there like 3 wrestlers who played him?

[@unfortuitousash]

@@V12-i4b oh man I have no idea what his real name was. He was tall, bald, looked in his late 40s early 50s. This was in like 2014. I just remember my coworker like "dude this is doink the clown " and I was like "is that a juggalo?" We all had a chuckle then he picked out a bong and we gave him 25% off.

[@frozybob]

I love this stream so frickin' much! You've made my day you insane streamer.

[@pesvids6673]

Every second of this is gold

[@firetarrasque4667]

Jerma, Literally Kicking A Man While He's Down: "Why are you booing me? Stop booing me."

[@TheGameJammer]

3:33:13 incredible witches cackle from the Greedy Grinner

[@rompevuevitos222]

Asset quality aside, this game is pretty damn good The lack of forcefully scripted scenes is pretty good as well

[@sirunfunny8042]

If this was released 10 or so years ago, this would be a multi million dollar series

[@jonatgan8546]

the asset quality gives so so much charm though. it would not be as funny to watch a high quality human model get beaten senseless by a metal chair.

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@jonatgan8546 Well, by that criteria any poor looking game is good for being funny I do like the charm of the models too (they fit right in with the game's aesthetic which is the most important thing about graphic design, you don't want a pony that shoots lasers from his a** in your serious war-crime simulator, for example) But they're still clearly low quality

[@patbone1990]

This makes me want to see a wwf smackdown stream. Career mode was so fun fighting back stage.

[@michealballspen1s93]

Nah, make him play Here Comes The Pain

[@bernadettebread]

Mr Satan’s theme music is one of my favorite character themes now tbh

[@Illucien_]

22:20 that’s why you always take advance….

[@theawesomefurseal2170]

The battle for the Jerma Rumble

[@hotmealdotcomma]

The best part of these streams has got to be Jerma naturally developing a hatred for Tony Kahn without even knowing who he is.

[@skvllbone1594]

everyone talks about the contract thing but the other contract forcing him to shave off his moustache and change his outfit and threatening him to not change it back had me struggling to breath

[@Gog-nc9zi]

26:21 Good timing

[@IneedAFIXfast]

He needs to play the Prison and Christian versions

[@snkybrki]

I'm sorry, the *what*

[@malfattio2894]

"Hard Time" and "The You Testament"

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

@@snkybrki MDickie made a Christian themed game that's basically just like this but with religious elements

[@firetarrasque4667]

@@snkybrki "Religious Elements" might not be the best term Jesus gives you magical powers and you probably murder a bunch of people

[@snkybrki]

@@firetarrasque4667 If it's with the same engine as Hard Time and Wrestling Empire, then fuck yes. Gotta praise the lord by shattering the spines of innocent people.

[@suicidalpenguin6374]

He saved Alan gator from poverty and put him on top

[@RustlingJimmies69]

the Duke Miniman match has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in years holy fuck

[@BRAZILonPCin360p]

its ironic that "All American Wrestling" gives the Health Insurance option on the contract.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Stream of the year

[@leavewe]

100%

[@lukejohnson1698]

32:05 the fact that he’s completely silent is terrifying

[@CheeseMaster75ok]

All you can hear is him fucking MASHING the button, what a PSYCHO

[@TheElectricRaichu]

3:02:02 "I don't wanna kill anyone" *Literally 10 seconds later* "I'm going to take that and kill him with it"

[@Tenchigo100]

Please host Jermania on this. Get some fans to make crazy mods for you on this game. I'm 100% sure Mickie would love to support you if you manage to reach out to him

[@Slappap]

The hard-core match where he keeps hitting everyone saying "this is a hard-core match, why would challenge in this" "its a hard-core match you'll be lucky if you're still standing by the 4th week of July" im crying. Its 2:20 in the morning. And I can't help scream laughing. Poor duke miniman and redneck

[@georgevazquez9435]

CAUSE WE’RE MORBIUS YEAH WE MORBIOUS

[@ffffffffffffffff5840]

Love how the royal rumble turned into a tag team because he formed a team

[@yadezm]

2:58:06 poor oldman, that punch went on him like a truck

[@LordHookie]

"Your contract died of natural causes" was banger

[@FANCIAS911]

I like how Jerma threw away a chance to be double champ and turned down a significantly more lucrative contract in less than 2 minutes

[@Pokerface303]

3:53:45 the silent build up to duke taunting him is so perfect

[@YoshiManden]

I can imagine Mr Satan going back to wrestling school after fighting by the big leagues, not being nearly as strong as the main cast but still having progressed past the normal human, not understanding why everyone is so weak.

[@deeta000]

I would love if he played the campaign again but added a bunch of Jerma characters like Mr. Green and Pissing Perry.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

3:53:25 Well you know what they say. "You know you're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore"

[@perochialjoe]

Ryo Mist really was the Dude Love of Mr. Satan's career.

[@madmuffinz]

3:51:30 (The Duke Miniman fight was absolutely hilarious)

[@RetroCharged]

Don't work yourself into a shoot brother!

[@Patrick.Weightman]

4:20:23 Well yeah theres probably more carbon monoxide than air at that point