Jerma the Diver

[@kolebaby12]

hearing jerma have to explain what a Jerma Rumble is to the newer viewers made me literally feel like a 90 year old grandfather past his prime

[@tobe3349]

insane that they’re over

[@Suprcharged_Toastroven]

Felt myself age like 7 decades from that discussion during stream

[@odile2odette]

it's jerver..

[@Doom_Slug]

The Jerma Rumble videos are my all time favourites

[@yashuab.2979]

Ugh, he’s so vile to watch On the phone, I just have to switch him over to the computer.

[@Volky_Volk]

I love how he acknowledge ballfondler is a entity he can no longer get rid of in his chat so he just accepts it. and now they multiply.

[@phobosfinalist]

ballfondler as a part of the jerma ecosystem

[@Maximflame611]

Mitosis Andy

[@athy8763]

disease. virus.

[@redmist6630]

I want him to stream with his jerma-hating army and raid him sometimes

[@komododile]

The fact that Jerma can rely on his chat to already have multiple screenshots of his face doing something so specific for a bit just so he doesn't have to put on clothes for facecam is both incredibly strange and a little heartwarming

[@00_TF2]

Couldn’t believe this guy when he said he could “dodge an underwater implosion”

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Literally impossible

[@giovanniprovost]

Maybe if it was an explosion of axes he may have a very small chance.

[@Mort-ko7lj]

He could do it

[@redmist6630]

and speak dolphin

[@jerrythegremlin7159]

he breathes through his skin like quiet from metal gear

[@Doom_Slug]

Jerma Quiet cosplay when

[@edgymcwedgie4420]

or... a frog... hm....

[@StarscreamsGirl]

that’s why he’s always naked

[@thetrunkmonkey6151]

the breathing bit is a contender for best joke that took 5+ minutes to set up. potentially worst face too

[@dumbchild1514]

Shut up and release the bogus

[@ike01coolxd29]

Can't wait to see it on this year's jerma awards

[@jakeman52]

I'm torn between hating the people who ask for facecam and being thankful they pressure Jerma into physical comedy for us

[@blowfishfootman]

its annoying people pressure him in general

[@TeamSprocket]

@@blowfishfootman He's a big boy, he can handle anonymous strangers typing text onto a little box on his screen.

[@xofyck5232]

@@TeamSprocket thats dumb

[@HermanManly]

Jerma saying "I'm all jumbled up" when he means "I've been shitting my guts out" is why we love him

[@StarscreamsGirl]

as someone currently living a similar life, i can confirm it jumbles you tf up

[@odile2odette]

ibs andy

[@don_chanLIVE]

imagine jerma rearranging my guts

[@odile2odette]

@@don_chanLIVE please behave yourself.

[@redmist6630]

how did chat kinda gaslight him into thinking he has a more nasally voice than his own impression of himself like hes talking in his normal voice

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I love how the entire point of the "don't give the ballfondlers attention" segment was to not give attention to them, but the editor put that segment in the video, therefore giving them attention Anyone can wear the [ballfondler] mask.

[@uhoh7545]

"I'm not just the [oneguy] of the week."

[@rebornwoshua78]

As the guy who called him WebMD Wilson, I'm extremely honored to have sent him into a blind rage where he starts ranting about doctor's appointments and Bill from the subway

[@AMan-xz7tx]

the bit where he's "holding" his breath and he answers a call normally, you can tell he was pulling up the "sounds and notifications" menu so he could play the phone ringing sound for the bit so people think he actually gets calls and has plans

[@retinas2001]

The photo of him being mad at rhythm heaven really demonstrates how much he can like, move his mouth around his face? Like in the greedy grinner face, he moves it so far up that he has more of a chin.

[@alexjoseph7772]

he got the jim carrey elastic face

[@gifographicmemory]

“this is where my face kind of ends, but there’s more face” i’m gonna fucking pass out sbhdhjhshdghshegjsj

[@edgymcwedgie4420]

him taking the phone call in the middle of "holding his breath" got me good

[@Hawksomatic]

Jerma broke into my house at 2:23AM last night, stole my leftover chicken alfredo, and said nobody would believe me.

[@redrar00]

I don't believe you

[@Hawksomatic]

@@redrar00 he was right

[@ShlurmyMcbeckerman]

😱

[@coltonwilkie241]

I believe you. He broke into my house at 2:24AM that very same night and stole my limited edition Freddy Fazbear signed copy of the Five Nights at Freddy's film.

[@mr.yungthug5166]

He did the same thing to me, except he stole instead an almost empty box of Cheerios.

[@Daniel2GIGG]

Jerma explaining his 2nd face like he's an eldritch entity

[@ferro9926]

Who gave lord farquaad a youtube?

[@breadman6058]

@@ferro9926absolute violation ain’t no way

[@MachiriReviews]

I had a dream that Jerma died and Hollywood made a biopic about him starring Jeremy Allen White as Jerma and it absolutely SWEPT the Oscars

[@NUFCOfficial]

If Jerma played games like this every stream the IQ points of his chat would raise much higher than the mush we have now

[@Rumpelpumpel3]

98.5

[@baconbitbit2434]

​@@Rumpelpumpel3😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🎉😢😢😢😢😢😢ⁿ

[@xFukairix]

For real though, if you ever want a single player game that mixes like 20 different genres and does them all so WELL, I can't recommend this game enough.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

No, ch-ugh… *silence for 2 seconds then quiet laughing with the facecam off* Chat, I’m not going to dr-to DROWN on stream (and he’s sort of laughing as he exclaims “DROWN”). There’s just no-that’s not-what do-no that’s not gonna happen. *silence but you can tell he’s thinking about it and probably silently laughing* *sharp inhale* (He’s laughing as he says this) “Can you imagine if somebody did that” *goes on 4-6 minute rant about imaginary clickbait streamer who puts body in danger for views,* *gets clipped to like 1 minute 30 seconds for the official 2ndjerma edit that will be posted 4 years later*

[@justsomefellow3604]

You must have like a simulation of Jerma's consciousness running in your brain to get your impression of him so good. Do you fear that it will one day become self aware and take over your body?

[@AdamKlownzinger]

⁠@@justsomefellow3604I have given into the voices so many times; Jerma’s voice is merely an indistinguishable member of my mind’s choir

[@coalkingryan881]

@@justsomefellow3604once you watch Jerma enough, his consciousness begins to overtake your brain. Jerma’s actually a memetic abnormality that infects viewers, he’s not real. Once he takes control of 985 people, he’ll begin his world conquest

[@coffechipmunk2108]

so I went to take my dog out, and I guess I unplugged my headphone dongle, because I went downstairs and it was dead silent, so I thought the joke was that Jerma fucking DIED while holding his breath, and the rest of the stream was silent.

[@vanillainfusion]

+2

[@CheeseYourself]

"the False Fondlers" sounds like the scene in the movie where they go down into the spooky science lab basement and find all the hideous deformed failed experiments

[@Rhodonyte]

That house flipper stream sounds so fucking awesome. I hope Vinny is in it

[@TheMightyPikachuFUCK]

He confirmed he is

[@Rhodonyte]

@@TheMightyPikachuFUCK OMIGOD HYPEEEEEEE

[@Wario-The-Legend]

How do you flip a house? You'd need s billion people to flip it over.

[@HarveyJackson1967]

​@@Wario-The-Legendthat's not what he meant...

[@akkephalos]

@@Wario-The-Legend this dude can dodge axes, he can flip a little house lol

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Ballfondler has gained access to self replication/cloning technology. This is going to become disastrous, eventually all Jerma streams will consist of just Ballfondler variants in chat

[@anyalaASMR]

Eventually Jerma will become ballfondler985

[@stemike7956]

Jerma Lore tier list: Burgah Boy > Barf-Drinker > Ballfondler. In opposite order of derailing stream.

[@Lucas-cj8vq]

its pretty impressive how well he makes voices for every character in this video, he actually manages to sound like a real human

[@theredshyguy311]

Watching Jerma is like watching jerma

[@EmilyKimMartin]

Out of all Jerma985s out in the world, Jerma is certainly it

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Thats a stretch -2

[@breadman6058]

🤯

[@joenutss]

Kinda

[@joujneyarachmach9055]

good coometn

[@scacknewman]

one day this guy will run out of breath and the world will be at a loss.

[@Diiby]

How the fuck did he hold his breath that long

[@omegahaxors9-11]

ask his wife

[@victoriouswinner7745]

they got real creative with the name of this video

[@tobymarshall8142]

Jerma please narrate every line in this game so we can mod it in

[@uclearwhale]

I thought Jerma was announcing he had a kid on the way with that buildup

[@AmishGhosty]

1:40 I can officially say it is night and day to me when hes about to gaslight chat. Was literally chanting "hes gaslighting us" over and over because I KNEW he knew that the left thumbstick was

[@omegahaxors9-11]

If you hold your breath for too long your IQ will get knocked down because your brain cells will die from lack of oxygen Freedivers are known to have memory problems for exactly that reason, and here's jerma casually pulling 2m 40s

[@Doom_Slug]

Wait fr? That probably explains a lot with me oops

[@coltonwilkie241]

To be a freediver you have to not be 100% in the brain to begin with so that makes a lot of sense

[@xFukairix]

​@@Doom_Slugyes. It particularly affects synapses (connections between the cells) which is why memory problems are frequent effects. Interestingly clinically depressed people also experience something similar where the synapses suffer due to the chemical imbalance and thus when speaking they may appear slow or absent minded because their speech stalls and they have trouble recalling words or their thoughts. Just an interesting tidbit.

[@Doom_Slug]

@@xFukairix Interesting, thanks for the info. I have an issue with hyperventilating without realizing it, it's caused respiratory alkalosis more than once and is not only excruciatingly fucking painful but also dangerous because it then causes my heart to basically "vibrate" (I forget the actual medical term for this.. atrial fibrillation I think?) so as a response I've subconsciously started to hold my breath.. which can then lead to acidosis lol. It's a delicate balance ⚖️

[@waffler-yz3gw]

as a person with a breathplay kink this is devastating. anyway whats the limit before IQ goes down

[@bitterweet5115]

ballfondler is the funniest thing to happen in jerma history and nobody can say otherwise

[@MannFace51]

Only if you exclude that one guy Niichts

[@boxhead7756]

Jerma be a figment of my imagination

[@grated_lemon5630]

0 views... he has NO fans...

[@EmilyKimMartin]

PSYCHO streamer gets ZERO VIEWS for RETRIBUTION against his KILLING SPREES

[@themafiaman7554]

0 views Andy LMAO

[@pearlescen]

I am certainly NOT a fan!!! By Jove!!!

[@theofficialgoofygoober]

I am *right* here 😢😢😢

[@odile2odette]

fansly will NEVER sponsor him again

[@coenenozzy]

I would give real dollars to see Ballfondler appear in the next JermaRumble

[@Awesomeficationify]

I was so confident that the "holding-my-breath" face was edited because of how inhuman he looked. Silly me that's just Jerma's true form.

[@valiang8867]

The only description I can imagine for Jerma's voice is 'nasal milk'- in a good way of course

[@sw3aty_forte]

The fact that Jerma has to explain what the Jerma Rumble was is disconcerting

[@Sylandrophol]

this one's called "Jerma Was A Diver And He Was Always Down"

[@thetardiscrew]

In this insightful revelation, Jerma fearlessly delves into the depths of his psyche, shedding light upon his intrinsic nature characterized by a profound eccentricity and a unique perspective on life. By embracing the term "psycho," Jerma acknowledges and embraces the idiosyncrasies that define his persona, displaying a level of self-awareness and self-acceptance that is both intriguing and admirable. This candid admission invites us to explore the multifaceted dimensions of his personality, inviting us into a captivating world where the boundaries of conventional behavior are challenged, and the unpredictable and enigmatic nature of his psyche takes center stage.

[@keyrawns]

I thought he did an actual diving stream for a solid minute until I clicked, i was completely flummoxed

[@m1dwest.inautumn]

I kick my feet every time I watch Jerma...

[@juzzybro2671]

gay

[@Moosha_]

🥺

[@gabbie07]

gay :)

[@cheddaheavy8311]

Drake be like:

[@coltonwilkie241]

Wanna eat some bugs with me? 👉👈

[@AsymptoteInverse]

8:40 It's sentences like this that keep me coming back. And 28:37.

[@jrdnanitsua]

I'm watching this from the shower, feels like he's here with me

[@Patrick.Weightman]

RIP Squidward Testicles, suffocated on stream

[@gggamer7460]

It feels so weird know that the Rumble is now something people in chat need explained. We're getting old 😅

[@blessfullstop]

delet this. 🔫

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Uh oh, bath time with jeremy again

[@odile2odette]

uh oh stinky

[@chickenfoot414]

bring in gunu for the next rumble

[@imBailout]

Jermamites: what is your favorite seafood dish?

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Orange chicken

[@joaquinillo_]

fried calamari condoms

[@themafiaman7554]

Soft shell crab 🤤

[@RordamJ]

Im allergic but I like how boiled crawfish smell

[@jakob.o4979]

Sashimi

[@ibs_haver]

Testicle problem streamer harvests the sea

[@alexis2666]

the chronicles of the ball fondlers

[@Phantasmerade]

"This is where my face kind of ends... but there's more face." - J Man Sam

[@user-bv7cc2nv1k]

MILKY VOICE VELVETY VOICE NASALLY VOICE __________________ THE LINE BUTTERY VOICE

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I was legit going to comment "His voice acting is pissing me off" ,but chat already beat me to it.

[@Doom_Slug]

The Jerma Rumble should unironically come back, those vids were the fucking best

[@jabmaster1000]

Jeremy Diver by Dio

[@TheWRYYYYYYY]

Damn, Jerma's giving Arin of Game Grumps a run for his money as the Chin-Master

[@TheBanMan]

Jerma would have survived the Titan sub

[@mr.yungthug5166]

I watched this while stuck in a submarine.

[@NVUSAttitude]

Ive always wondered why jerma didnt do a jerma rumble on an older game. I mean it could get repetitive if he does a game hes already done, but ive always loved like smackdown vs raw modded characters looking absolutely wild

[@biggiecheese2111]

The cgi Def got better

[@Spinboyyyyy]

Thank you jerma for putting in my family guy reference that was very cool of you

[@deliocache2528]

I like how at the beginning, jerma changes cobra's voice because he doesn't know what kind of personality the character has.

[@rosechuma2006]

One of the few streams I actually managed to see cause he started early 😭

[@athousandfeethigh]

Jerma definitely comes across as someone who's been down too long in the midnight sea

[@jasontarantino920]

He was so self conscious at the nasally voice comment

[@Magiholic_]

Missed opportunity to title the video "Jave the Jiver".

[@plazem_]

Watched the stream live and I'm glad I did. Bought the game right there and it is awesome

[@thebradzone3922]

ourma...............

[@Fennels444]

The ball fondler lore expands

[@xcrucialbladex3801]

He's all Jermball'd

[@MrBlueWaooWaoo]

Hes got a nice tongue but other than that I don't see the appeal. Wish he'd stick his tongue out at the camera more often. Really nice.

[@nyx1166]

Dr's: "don't use dr google!" also Dr's: *turns around and does the exact thing they tell patients to not do*

[@koasng2209]

The only thing i remember from this stream was when someone in chat said "@jerma985 I have been farting since this stream started"

[@ilost_the_game]

the game's underwater music has a part where something like the cosmic ringtone plays. that's beyond fucked up

[@godlastname5249]

so excited for the house flipper invitational

[@nimgetwereter3873]

kefir shill andy he LOVES yogurt-adjacent consumables.

[@joaquinillo_]

100% zonked

[@Devecs]

jerma was definitely looking for the sub.

[@ni4717]

Opening with family guy funny moments

[@eiazhady]

I am learning English and the process is still ongoing. However, Turkish language support would be great. 🇹🇷💙

[@LittlePawPup]

Jerma isn’t really fond of Turkish people, sorry 😢

[@adamssmasher]

@@LittlePawPup i'm pretty sure he isn't fond of people in general

[@eiazhady]

@@LittlePawPup I haven't heard anything like this from his

[@coltonwilkie241]

​@@adamssmasher He murdered 18,283 people in the past 24 hours. He's growing more fond of people in actuality. That's 2,000 less people dead than last time!

[@peachposting]

@@eiazhadythey are making a joke, Jerma has not commented on Turkish people after his lawyers advised him not to

[@alittleninjathatstealsyour9401]

i thought jerma hadn’t streamed in a while and i was sad about it and then i opened twitch and found out i had been signed out for weeks b4 noticing

[@josephhalbig4521]

was seriously expecting him to announce the battleaxe stream, i dont think its happening :(

[@RubyyVista]

19:01 Jerma once again scares me with his accurate impressions. Sounded nearly EXACTLY like the Pac Man 2 voice o_o

[@joel7604]

Jerma should do rumble style content in the new street fighter. AI tournaments would be sick with his characters.

[@apple-de8tx]

No way he says whetstone like "wetstone"

[@samwes9501]

I swear, hasn’t he done the breath holding bit before????

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

Kaffir is an exonym and an ethnic slur - the use of it in reference to black people being particularly common in South Africa

[@cinemascape3385]

This video makes me want to watch Jerma985 - nasal boy!

[@dine8613]

Hi jenga

[@Fasepalm_]

I wish he would crumble already

[@benmcnully2050]

Bugleberry the Divah

[@geraldysjunk]

25:48 Someone needs to animate this with the TF2 Pyro

[@toomuchmelk1410]

Why he voice Dave the diver like Anton chigurh

[@jiiruf1408]

he be divin

[@SwashBuklr]

So is Jerma real or not? It seems so real.

[@jaalwe7645]

I wouldn’t watch this if it wasnt for the family guy clips at the start

[@k4rz43]

24:34 That pic will 100% become someone's profile picture.