Sims 4 - The Revenge of Santa

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[@ILikesKarz]

I cant believe within 30 seconds blorg got out of bed, collapsed and fell asleep on the floor, woke up, immediately started break dancing, went back in bed, and shit the bed.

[@ILikesKarz]

@telgrmammendjerma069 hooray!

[@Qobp]

He just like me fr

[@SmiffReacts]

28:40

[@gobbo1917]

I had a depressive sim that was exhausted from getting their neck sucked and they kept on getting out of bed to cry then pass out,cry and then get back in bed and repeat. Couldn't break the action list and stop them so they repeated until death 😅

[@iminumst7827]

8:07 Scary, it became self-aware and said "Jerma" after Jerma forced him to hit that person.

[@jonemec]

Jerba

[@siraktaro2944]

@@jonemec Quarvo

[@jamesdessent5984]

Jerba985

[@anyalaASMR]

I remember chat being like “HE SAID JERMA???!!!” For a full minute after that

[@finndarling]

@@siraktaro2944 gaughh ...

[@WorldGoods]

Don’t pretend to be a vampire in Jermas house

[@WorldGoods]

@telgrmammendjerma069 congrats you are being reported

[@pugjuice8462]

@@WorldGoods out of my way gayboy im getting that free PC

[@swaggerdagger8976]

@@pugjuice8462 😭💀

[@tikimillie]

@@pugjuice8462 and the award of funniest comment on another comment chain goes to

[@GhostlyGrimace]

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

[@captainforrix956]

40:35 Jerma is so distracted by the option to choke someone with a grilled cheese that he misses Santa violently shitting himself while doing the Russian squat kick. Incredible

[@Torgan454]

🤓Not russian

[@AdamKlownzinger]

So Jerma’s character flew on an actual spaceship to see actual aliens, returned to Earth, walked into a club in the early morning, sat down at a table by himself, immediately fell asleep and fucking shit his pants Jerma realizes he doesn’t have to make his characters JUST like him in every single way, right?

[@nenben8759]

⬆️⬆️ congrations 🎉 you are amogus our jerma's short weiners claim your PP📥📥..

[@igotcrabsyeup]

Zing Bling : new merch

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

i mean he was forced to solve puzzles

[@feckingbulcrepe5735]

@telgrmammendjerma069 holy shit adam you won a pc thats insane

[@obamagaming9456]

@@feckingbulcrepe5735 Adam what's your last name, mother's maiden name, SSN, and credit card information? I'll handle that free PC for you!

[@mlokgerm]

Jerma just full on screaming while playing the Sims 4 is so fucking funny

[@ThePhantom4516]

Him actually getting startled every time the blowtorch backfired

[@feline5056]

its a horror game to him

[@Zorro9129]

@@feline5056 Meanwhile actual horror games are comedy to him

[@Kirklord2]

I can't believe Jerma killed Tim Allen to become Santa Claus

[@monkyk1ng]

In then when he worse allen’s skin as a suit and did a bad imitation of him? He really toes the line sometimes 🙄

[@jimmybalzac6021]

Based Jerma

[@SethHisoka]

Good riddance, we're finally free from the nightmare that is Kris the Toyman Kringle

[@haruthegremlin]

this is what happens when jerma is allowed to listen to _i'm gonna kill santa claus_ by danny gonzalez one time 🙄

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

THE Santa Claus?

[@victoriouswinner7745]

This is like some surrealist movie, or like a fever dream where you can't properly punch or have any control of the events transpiring. It's uncanny how dreamlike the Sims is.

[@wwhd1220]

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm fighting young children, and I'll beat up all of them except one of them I can't defeat and is just taking my punches like it's nothing at all. And the kid keeps apologizing and not fighting while his other friends straight up attack and gnaw on me

[@harperna3938]

​@@wwhd1220 i had this happen irl once where i picked up one of those "tornado tube" science projects at my cousin's little league baseball game, and a group of kids who, like, owned it i guess (why would you bring that to an outdoor baseball game??), started chasing me and biting me. i was like twice their size so i didnt want to hurt them but one kid in particular was so fucking persistent that no matter how far i ran or how many times i pushed him to the ground (as gently as i could, he didnt get any scrapes or bruises from what i recall) he just kept getting up to bite me. they all had those enormous yard-long pixie sticks and their mouths were caked with sugar. kids are something else.

[@surkey5055]

@@harperna3938 sugar is kid coke, kids are seriously something else when sugar is involved. It's scientifically proven that sugar doesn't directly alter behavioral patters in children but for some reason it feels like it does. Once when I was little, I was at the McDonald's play place, it was some kids birthday so there was cake. I crosses paths with one of the kids at the birthday and after exchanging greetings he just up and fucking bit me, and really hard too.

[@kibster9325]

i had a dream i was delivering chicken salad in a glass elevator naked in front of a huge crowd. I dropped the salad and kobe bryant started yelling at me for my weak mentality.

[@zekromfury]

Always great to see some IBS representation in games.

[@zekromfury]

oh fuck awesome *_three seconds later_* my identity has been stolen

[@anyalaASMR]

@@zekromfury LMFAOO the response 💀💀

[@jakobvonbugmann]

17:27 Jerma’s abject loss of understanding at this moment is absolutely golden comedy. Reminds me of Willem Dafoe’s confusion in Spider Man when he is removed from his own board

[@victoriouswinner7745]

14:55 This is one of the most primal gasps Jerma has ever let out. He's like a kid hearing he's going to Disneyland, talking about all the toys he's going to bring to the theme park. He was even abducted!

[@splendidsimp]

Its amazing how much Jerma can misunderstand this game and how much enjoyment he (and I) can get out of it

[@thelegalsystem]

Any time Jerma engages with complicated game systems he barely understands, hilarity is bound to follow

[@MyNameHere101]

I never knew someone could be BAD at Sims before I watched him

[@iminumst7827]

Hilarious how Jerma was talking about how sniffing food up real close was weird and how sometimes he dances around the kitchen, and chats on board with those relatable comments. Then he immediately loses everyone when he brings up how he likes to eat while walking. He even defended carpets in the same sims playthrough, spill andy.

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Carpet is based

[@realleon2328]

that's new york baby!!!

[@zachopath]

It hurts cause I relate to what he's saying there so much, too

[@victoriouswinner7745]

It's like he's an extra from a musical, randomly breaking into dance at the thought of somebody singing 80 miles away.

[@YoungFang6170]

Jerma saying he has seen a perpetual motion machine and then asking how to do so just proves he is a being from another dimension that came for our souls as fuel.

[@blturn]

8:43 The way McNulty goes: "ohh..." before folding this innocent vampire's neck

[@BierBart12]

It's insane how being actually happy turns you into a movie character who dances every time they smell good food or have any music in their head at all, Jerma's habit is absolutely real. I wish to feel that way again someday

[@vrex]

53:24 Jerma poisons a cake, has a guy eat said poisoned cake, said guy drops dead. Jerma: "What happened to him?" What psycho poisons a man and forgets all about it?

[@StarscreamsGirl]

it’s so mundane to jerma that he does it on autopilot now

[@corvoattano1094]

Jerma fits right into the Sims world

[@pineconesnowstorm]

insane bot username "telgrmammendjerma069" goes crazy

[@thewatcherinthefog4664]

Jerma is the sim that god is controlling right now

[@mintpalmer]

When he started talking about the perpetual motion machine it truly made me wonder whether he was doing a bit. Only other time was when he asked who invented eating, and how did people know not to eat rocks.

[@corvoattano1094]

Somehow things are more chaotic without the murder mod

[@Collisto2435]

Jerma: *Snaps a dudes neck* Also Jerma: I gotta relax man!

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

I thought snapping necks is how he relaxes?

[@wombat8812]

Didn't Jerma already get his revenge on Santa when he lopped his head off with a 2x4?

[@honeygdballs]

can't go wrong with double revenge

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Jerma went into hell, dragged Santa out and then beat his ass again. Just like jesus

[@artnerd3727]

And more recently acted like a good boy in front of him 🙄

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

I love how Jerma defends murdering his neighbor with “he growled at me!” rather than he released a fucking demonic cloud of smog while levitating

[@vaguely_boring]

I didnt think it was possible to be bad at the sims 4, but once again jerma is able to plesantly suprise me

[@Xzeihoranth]

With how much his Sims shit themselves, you'd think FecalFunny was Jerma's domain name.

[@meowy2k]

Florida man makes neighbor step in dog shit then snaps their neck instantly

[@victoriouswinner7745]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, to poisoning a random man then being kicked in the rectum to absolutely breaking it down as a children's lullaby plays before bed then having a birthday party at ancient ruins to then poisoning the SAME guy AGAIN simultaneously ruining his birthday party as everyone crowds around his body crying just for the DJ to start playing music, this was a masterpiece.

[@johnblack5209]

10:12 the look of bewilderment on his face after Blorg threatens the fridge with a knife and then farts

[@christmastiger]

Best part is the guy Jerma poisoned (who was initially immune) is Geoffrey Landgraab, part of the original three Sim Families, and his wife Nancy (blonde, wearing white top and yellow skirt) was the last to notice or care he died and at 53:59 just turned and started jamming to the DJ. Damn that's cold

[@victoriouswinner7745]

13:18 Never in my life did I think I'd hear Jerma say "Yes! I can sell the Star-Wars memorabilia!" To be fair, I never expected him to threaten a viewers life, either.

[@za_curry2101]

Everything changed when he got the meat grinder

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

If I ever get a time machine, I'm grabbing exact instructions for a working perpetual motion machine, traveling back to this stream, and giving Jerma an answer when he asks "How do you make one?" in the most casual way

[@Time4me2change]

8:39 lmao why havent I noticed anyone call this out yet lmao, I straight up died after seeing this psycho sacrafice his naturing goodwill in order to protect those around him < 3

[@blaqkmail]

wish i had as much fun with the sims 4 as jerma does

[@thefallenvalley4340]

29:00 was the funniest thing i've ever witnessed

[@raspjasp]

Jerma plays the Sims like 10 year old me would and it's weirdly comforting.

[@WorthyTrike]

49:43 I am crying, there are tears coming out my eyes. Why is jerma sims content so good? The only times I cry when I laugh is when jerma plays the sims. We NEED more sims JERMA

[@doggerthedog6744]

Seeing him slowly crumple seeing the man child simulator quote is funny

[@Reymii]

Im replying so you can watch it again

[@sltrskid]

blorg went to space, met aliens, traveled through a nebula, then shat his pants in his sleep. what a trooper

[@AMpersand_videos]

Everyone talks about Jerma being insane and psycho but I'd say if anything this is the one video where I've seen the game thoroughly outweird him and make him desperately cling onto normalcy

[@BeastBoom24]

I love the intro lmao. Community is the best show ever but it feels like it’s so underrated.

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

It takes this guy forever to do anything because he keeps Fortnite dancing in the middle of whatever he's doing.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

25:45-26:09 when i was a kid we had a record player and my parents would (instead of reading us a bedtime story) put on a record of a kids' musical fairy tale. half was on side a and then you'd have to flip to side b. i remember listening to it, it stopping in the middle, and then trying to fall asleep but the record player was still on and it'd make this shuffling noise, you know the one. it was so anoying but i did the exact same thing where i'd try to ignore it and sleep anyway instead of just getting up and turning it off even though it would take like 5 seconds lmao.

[@Macchickenboy]

The Community cold open ❤️❤️❤️

[@VeriCheri]

Jerma is very Annie to be honest

[@TheFatmerrill]

47:30 nearly killed me, I haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@flamingtorrent2109]

the way his reaction to a vampire using their powers is similar to how most folks react when a bug in their room starts to fly

[@toughtiger]

a friend of mine had a dog that would get excited meeting anyone and pee

[@doozy5184]

I'm sick and this was probably the hardest I've laughed in my life, Jerma never fails to amaze

[@kaleidoskull224]

That is such a freaky coincidence I'm laying here sick watching this crying laughing too, literally the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@TheFoxers101]

43:12 is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[@ellarieee]

community with jerma is perfect

[@kswaes]

jerma is one of the best ai generated streamers out there

[@alexsoundstuff]

only a jerma vid can be an hour and only feel like 20 mins

[@smenth4909]

48:27 this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@darkbowls6887]

this might be one of the best jerma videos of all time

[@MiauFrito]

The other (full) sims 4 streams are even funnier, but don't watch the edited videos, they're not nearly as funny at that time period (had a new editor or something) The full streams' VODs are actually the funniest stuff on the entirety of yt, they're freaking ridiculous

[@Freekymoho]

"Im gonna use the mods SPARINGLY" *character fortnite dances nonstop*

[@celwenileran2135]

Jerma Sims 4 streams are some of my most favorite times during streams. Every time it happens, my day is a little bit brighter. Absolutely hilarious content, thank you Jerma.

[@coltanderson7760]

I'm showing my wife who Jerma is for the first time. Wish me luck.

[@ochuspin]

Is it going well?

[@dissociate10k]

I'm the wife, we divorced

[@ThePenisMan]

@@dissociate10k can confirm, I’m the dog Ignore my name

[@TeamSprocket]

You're so lucky to have Jerma as your wife

[@WorldGoods]

You do not have a wife watching jerma

[@ghouldishanimal]

every time I hear that rocket landing sound I feel like I'm about to hear a live Beatles song

[@TOODLETUNESS]

39:57 im gfucking crying seeing him sit in silence as he hovers over the options to kill santa got me fucked up

[@Kernwadi]

"Who am I? I forgot..." -Somebody with dementia

[@CminorDBM]

Every time I hear Jerma say “If I…” I get scared he’ll go on the meat grinder rant again

[@ExtraPlanar]

one of my fav community scenes lmao 0:10

[@krav5577]

I always associate jerma with community so the starting clip made me so happy to see

[@wish8486]

He was incredibly zonked out of his mind this stream

[@Parmie]

Santa was all about asking jerma on advice to cheat on mrs claus, but when jerma invites him to his wedding he is nowhere to be seen, hmm

[@Parmie]

@telgrmammendjerma069 wow no way dude, epic

[@ItsJustAGuy]

After that opening I'm getting an itch to rewatch Community

[@Time4me2change]

legit ;3

[@nenben8759]

"eureka! The hat goes on the head" is a direct quote from Futurama

[@IAmCaligvla]

"Perpertual motion machines are impossible... ... How do you make one?" The absolute genius of this man.

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

Haven't watched jerma in a while, this sounded like the hardest I've heard him laugh. I wonder if his chest pains have gotten any better or they figured out what was wrong.

[@dryve4427]

i remember when i first watched this stream i laughed so hard it started hurting because of the fortnite dances and it was funnier because for some reason i didn’t think it was a mod just apart of the game like ea made a deal or something

[@boodle399]

I love how the more Jerma streams the progressively more paranoid about everything in video games.

[@Crackalakka]

First thing jermas sim does when he sees aliens that threatin earth, you know he has to bust down a jig

[@resiseven7407]

Jerma invents a perpetual motion machine, solving every energy crisis ever while also breaking one of the fundamental laws of physics

[@Zachary360Games]

You meet a vampire A: Discuss Fear of vampires B: Snap,crackle,pop

[@Crackalakka]

Blorg kills vampire>> "Im VERY confident!"

[@shird]

one of the sims keeps saying something that sounds a LOT like "Jerma" and it throws me off guard every time

[@KleptoKits]

Jerma standing and eating and also dancing whilst eating makes me love him even more cuz i do that too

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

8:12 Sim came dangerously close to saying Jerma

[@deezastorious8947]

8:27 the sheer panic on jermas face

[@neilangelopalquiza6522]

This is such a bro moment

[@supersomethinstudio]

And so only an hour remained until the metaphorical time-bomb would go off. Ending my miserable life in an unceremonious pop, rather than a ka-bang. As the time grew nearer, I tried to maintain a sense of normalcy. So I took a TV dinner out of the freezer and followed the simple instructions before placing it in the microwave. But as the timer went down on the dinner, so did the timer on my life. My mind began to race until it found the most bizarre distraction it could. I began to floss violently. At first it was with a smile, but as my meal neared completion my arms began to flail ever faster and my vision became blurred with tears until I could no longer read the time remaining on the microwave. Then as soon as I heard the first beep of the microwave, I opened it as fast as possible and took out the dinner carefully, so as not to burn my hands. As I stared at the simple meal, I felt an uncanny sense of ease wash over me. The mystery meat patty in gravy and white lump of starch were so ingrained in my mind, I couldn't help but reminisce back to the times of my childhood. While it may have been silly to want to be a sith Lord or a rocket scientist, I was happy. So I finished my meal and with my final minutes I stood proud and flossed even harder than before. And while I may have still harboured some sadness, the tears that filled my eyes in that moment were fueled by happy memories, not sad regerts. - Some green dog, 2023

[@Lat2808]

i'm a major sims player, this had me laughing so hard i was crying, almost pissed my pants twice and shit myself once

[@Kernwadi]

Jerma is like a weird grape... At least he's not like wet bread.

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

He’s one of those slightly squishy but still tasty grapes

[@newtybot]

Jerma: "No one sniffs the food they're cooking" Jerma: "I always dance when i cook food"

[@telavia577]

it's been a while since I laughed this hard

[@Aercoh]

The Sims 4 brings this man more fear than an actual battleaxe

[@aturchomicz821]

49:58 Imagine cutting out the best part of this dance segment💀💀

[@HorsePonyHybrid]

4:16 The face and the sound of his voice, he's so proud of the mod

[@bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs]

27:00 perfect chaos

[@EyelessJackOfficial]

51:17 did anyone else hear "Jerma" after this timestamp

[@jackfinnegan2217]

36:55 I fucking lost it here for some reason. Vehicular death is just hilarious I guess.

[@fafquaff4338]

I like how he waited until the really zen music starts to smash a bottle on someone’s head

[@kyungraeist]

jerma being worried abt using mods but honestly most of the sims community uses a ton of mods too

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

:neck snap: ......(Cheerful tune plays)

[@owenclinton]

I had a dream yesterday that Jerma was playing in a Fortnite tournament with proximity chat. He was in the top 12 in a small circle and he wandered up to the top of a dangerous and exposed wood platform where a man and a woman streamer were camping. He pretended not to notice them at all and they were baffled as to how he didn’t notice them. Fast forward a little bit and Jerma has now set his render distance so low it’s like drinking a blindness potion in minecraft. He also had his face cam slightly bigger at that point and a bit darker. Every ten seconds or so a vertically squished image of Jerma making a crazy face would fade in and cover the entire stream while a loud “eeeee-AAAHHHHH” scream played. Then the image would fade out while panning downward. In my dream I thought it was the funniest thing ever.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Are you SURE you were dreaming? Cause that just sounds like a normal stream.

[@thefinallegofan]

if this isn't already a stream please make an edit

[@owenclinton]

@@thefinallegofan nah this isn’t from anything, I actually had this dream months ago lol

[@sephyryn]

51:18 one of the sims says jerma

[@Isurvivedheftonworld]

Wasn't expecting the Sims yet again!

[@uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh]

8:11 Jerba

[@maximum4234]

Jerba

[@orikku]

Warbol

[@snusey3642]

Love that community intro

[@gaydotpng]

jerma talks like theres a silly guy and a serious guy continuously fighting over control of his brain at all times

[@yuenakagawa]

OMG a community intro!! fantastic!