Jerma Wants to Enter Your House

[@zeekkeez3488]

I love the idea that an entire family of Jermas have moved in across the street, and their child is Jigserma.

[@blinded6502]

Jigerma

[@PotaraP]

@@blinded6502 Please read that out loud.

[@Shlosched]

Jermsaw.

[@Penquinn14]

The weird uncle is spiderman wearing his own face as a cup

[@Rundtryps]

Jigma

[@lauri4887]

ᴴᵉˡˡᵒ ʸᵉˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT ʰᵉʸ ʰᵒʷ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

[@theobell2002]

Malkavian moment.

[@peony4175]

@@theobell2002 underappreciated reply

[@LordVader1094]

@@theobell2002 Jerma is 100% a Fishmalk.

[@xerxes6627]

I love the implication that he's talking to a closed door

[@ANGELECSTASY]

i thought he was talking to a ring camera

[@radiofish5649]

1:10 The situation gets so much weirder when he turns around and you see his entire back is sweated down

[@8r00K35]

He should have brought extra shirts...

[@L1ttlef0ot]

It adds so much to this clip, if my new neighbor was dripping in sweat, saying more mint is the key to a good mojito, I’d be infinitely more concerned for my safety than if he only said he wants to show me how to add more mint to a mojito

[@graylyhen9490]

He's just aching for the murder he craves so bad

[@D_YellowMadness]

@@graylyhen9490 By the time he gets it, he'll have forgotten about the blood he needs. Once he's killing you, he doesn't care about anything else. He doesn't give a *shit* about anything else.

[@godseedgenerator8290]

He wants to enter YOUR house specifically.

[@crathion4960]

I hope this gets in the movie night, it’s really well made.

[@Thomas_Angelo]

He has to send it through discord to him.

[@poopyturtle3907]

I hope my entry gets picked kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXuXYX-DnLqEfMU

[@iamasalad9080]

2

[@yasumehanhu1469]

i love that he says "i love your lawn" and points to the concrete

[@foafster]

this video feels about 7 minutes longer than its actual length

[@Skyraider119]

So this is a prequel to the jerma bit: "hi how are you? May I come into your house? I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!"

[@Penquinn14]

I didn't watch when he made all these clips but there really is something discomforting about the "I'll be here until I can come in" line. Imagine if vampires were real and had to actually be invited in to enter a house, there's basically nothing that would stop them from just coming back every single night and doing this exact thing until you eventually give in or slip up

[@at0micl0bster]

have you seen Salem's lot? kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppeVgYGlbs6jepo the snob ep on it

[@Forcoy]

So kind of like a situstion in mandela catalogue where a guy was psychologically tormented for days into opening the door to his bedroom.

[@caliwagg1898]

Usually if it’s a problem in vampire fiction they’ll try to just destroy the house (ex. Fright Night remake, Vampire Diaries), but imo having to awkwardly ignore your neighbor Jerma and his weird family every night would be worse.

[@DravenCanter]

Gotta go outside sometime…

[@stupidcircle4413]

The fact that Jerma can switch seamlessly from being adorable and funny to the character of a charismatic, sociopathic stalker/murderer is so scary LMAO

[@faceless2302]

he's gotten a lot of practice

[@RealLenny]

He's our charming little psycho

[@anders4014]

it's because its not a "character" this is just how he is off stream

[@gran.kahuna]

Its the teef

[@notdoneyet1361]

You mean how fast he can switch from an adorable funny character to just himself?

[@Dresdenstl]

Disturbing found footage of the Jermaverse leaking into the real world.

[@Cheesy_33]

this video was only 2-and-a-half minutes long but it felt like years of telling a mysterious man that he's not allowed on your property and you're going to call the police if he keeps doing this

[@cooldudemcgee4457]

The whole neighborhood is full of Jerma clones that all try to get in the only normal guy’s house, so they can make him into another Jerma.

[@JosefinaQB]

i would just sit in the doorway and talk to him all day

[@bel_unoffical]

I like to imagine that this isn’t even the door camera and this is just a security camera in the yard

[@callmestumps6954]

Chat should've made him burn in the sunlight after that vampire bit... Such a shame

[@turkeyman631]

I love how he's sweating so much more this time than the last green screen event.

[@faceless2302]

This is exactly what it feels like to watch a vampire movie where all the characters are oblivious to the existence of vampires

[@wilowwy8178]

remember everyone, if you accept him into your heart, you've already accepted him into your house.

[@japanesecoffeemusic]

Really amazing for your first green screen edit, also that ending scared me! :D

[@grompygrumpy7176]

Thanks thanks! ^3^

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Wait, I know you!

[@melmarimess6747]

read the title as “jerma wants to eat your entire house” and i just accepted it like yeah that adds up

[@BibtheChib]

I feel like if you met him, but he acted like a normal streamer meeting a fan, you'd be even more afraid of what he's hiding.

[@lasagnaeater8513]

The idea of a neighborhood full of jermas is as terrifying as the village full of squidwards from that one spongebob episode

[@xdmemes5821]

the little 1'2 spiderman in the corner was such a good addition

[@dirtgrub390]

god the jigsaw clips are so good LMAO

[@oweneastwood2223]

“I wanted width” probably the most underrated Jerma character moment of all time

[@hainzofelps626]

Real footage

[@beanutbutter2921]

I loved to just pretend Im the neighbor while I watched this for the first time. An awkward first contact turned into a desperate and frankly very frightful situation. Almost called the cops. Glad I know to use extra mint in my mojitos, though!

[@Faegbeard]

i'm not sure why he needs a meat grinder to make a mojito but he seems like an affable young man :)

[@Diogenes76__]

It’s crazy how these vampire teeth look completely natural on him

[@Miquiya]

Why is he so sweaty

[@ValentineStare]

This frightened me to the core, I can't believe this man is wandering the streets to this day. Stay safe everyone 🙏

[@blinded6502]

This is really terrifying. Imagine actually seeing all of this insane neighbourhood outside your house

[@basslinegrave]

this is insanely well made

[@funnypeashootercreature]

the moment jeremy turns back you can see the river of sweat on his back

[@EdStroke]

Jeez, more infestations of Jermas, we all need to do something before it get worse.

[@huge_man]

it's already too late. all we can do now is not let them in our houses. i did a horrible mistake by letting one inside mine. he """accidentally"""" pushed every member of my own family into a giant meat grinder one by one and laughed it off like it was nothing. after that he went for an axe while telling me a "right way" of using extra human remains for cooking,and that was when i took my escape. i am now homeless and all i can do is warn everyone: do not let the jermas in your houses.

[@EdStroke]

Oh my God. Serious mistake friend, I'm not going to ask why you have a giant meat grinder so close, but you should go back into your old home. Right now. Go with friends and see if this infestation left scattered eggs, and if so, burn them before they are born. I hope your family has an eternal rest. I am with a group of survivors like you, we are killing these Jermas. One tried to kidnap me, God that laughter I still remember, I don't know but they are getting stronger every day. In the end my friend was able to hit him in the head with a brick, we ran and when we returned with my group, he, they, left. Stay strong friend.

[@Q123-w8x]

May I Please Enter (2018)

[@Arylist]

"I would come over your house, would you be interested?"

[@gresenolpholt354]

He's so sweaty

[@xaiene2958]

I would trust this man around meat grinders

[@joeblow5949]

Take a hit every time he want to come in your house

[@ninjack11]

i've seen how Jerma lives in a house im not letting him in

[@StellaFoxxie]

jerma is a vampire confirmed

[@olbuzz605]

This streaming guy is hilarious

[@Foobin_Lera]

Saw Jerma just chilling in the background is awesome

[@Paracetamol985]

"I'm a vampire and you shouldn't have done that! Hey,"

[@SillyPillow]

Jerma is my favourite genre of videos

[@luman1109]

Sweaty Andy

[@BicheTordue]

you know jerma didn't do drugs when the only one he knows on the spot are weed and coke

[@fluffymilkbuns]

jerma can enter my house through the window like edward

[@lost6516]

I like to imagine the Jigsaw riding the bike is actually Tommy Wiseau

[@nerdwarp112]

1:43 his stupid vampire laugh gets me every time

[@brodiddly]

HE MAKES AN INSANE (-ELY LETHALLY POISONOUS) MOJITO

[@N00bvlog]

This is such a simple edit, but really well done!

[@2DPossum]

i would move instantly

[@lethargicnoise]

i love his tiny hands

[@zzz-iv5ti]

this is my favorite one

[@OxyPox]

This has to be my fave edit so far !

[@limbothebiggay1709]

Jigsaw trying to film a plot and Jerma just going about his day upsetting Jigsaw by ruining his practice, putting him on a list.

[@StudioInspiration]

This is great. Kinda reminds me of a Chris Farley bit from SNL.

[@FronkLero]

Time to call the police

[@Jettmingin]

Jerma x Alan Resnick

[@Your_Local_Bushman]

Guys… I think I’m having a schizophrenic episode again…

[@jillian8111]

i am so sorry this PYSCHO harrassed u like this. i hope the ppl at the containment facility get him soon

[@xdmemes5821]

The Purge

[@gresenolpholt354]

"Call me, if you wanna chalk, call me

[@compookiie]

Terrifying actually scary

[@Finnishmanmusic]

I thought for a split second that the jigsaw jerma was an actual person and that the background was stock footage

[@APKAK-1465]

So much is going on

[@megabeetlejuicer96]

i hope you submitted this for the greenscreen night

[@muhammaddawoodarsalan5416]

perfect

[@feline5056]

this is a horror movie

[@sheemie]

REALLY GREAT

[@no-wun]

oh.. if only it were real..

[@B_dev]

I'd let him in but I tell you hwat it'd be tough to let him leave

[@zaratti24]

Excellent work

[@osrspac420]

Saw streams were legendary lol

[@lilyv.8921]

this is hilarious!! just an idea when he says "kids" at the beginning maybe u can flip the first jigsaw to the left as if he's the kid pointed at! or: with the drugs at the end u can have spiderbong in the bg?? idk just extra ideas lmao good luck :)

[@layarteBdnAevoL]

Would it work if a vampire just threw a walkie talkie in your window and said "come in!" through the other?

[@malefis1]

Nice

[@sanjlon4522]

0:30 and silence

[@Иван-ч8н1о]

Dump truck!

[@itsafish4600]

Leave me and my family alone

[@akiratoro840]

I would love to let jerma come into my house so we could smoke some weed 🚬 🌿

[@abaliagoob]

wait is the background bird chirping noise from house flipper? i swear its the same sound. also loved the cute jigsaw child in the background

[@microcosms2420]

Would've been better with an indoor audio filter

[@bigmoneyswager]

He’s got a big stain on his shirt

[@KAT-bt5qg]

May I please enter?

[@MrSaturn012]

What the hell was prompt for the source material here

[@margotm5817]

Okay but he is such agreat actor? Did he take acting classes or something?

[@justinhamilton8647]

Please tell me you sent it through discord