Jerma Watches Infomercials - 2025 - Stream Edit

[@cleander3645]

is the small guy in the corner included in the product i kinda like him

[@redacted8109]

@@cleander3645 Look! Theres a little character down there! A little fella!

[@martinsteen9883]

@@redacted8109 little egg fella

[@odile2odette]

kinder surprise egg toy

[@itsyaboiguzma]

​@@redacted8109 *aggressively snatches paper*

[@okok-tf8rr]

compact

[@gabrieldavis7128]

It’s amazing how quickly Jerma can go from mocking these to uncritically supporting them.

[@evelynlamoy8483]

and how fast he goes from "I'd eat that out of the trash" to "I wouldn't eat anything that goes in here" I think he just meditates to a place where channels his inner train of thought, without filters or worry of consistency.

[@TheCoolkidbrad]

This could be said about anything that this man has ever talked about lmao

[@isaacspeyer1129]

Not even 5 minutes in and he’s already talking about eating pasta out of the garbage. ❤

[@TeapotBird]

The first stream of the year. Peak Jerma

[@DizzyEyes94]

"Mmmm, overcooked and congealed angel hair."

[@Avgust_khari]

I only joined this at the end when he was sitting in the dark and I just assumed that he just sat in complete darkness watching commercials for 4 hours

[@lemongatto.]

@@Avgust_khari love your pfp

[@Avgust_khari]

@ :3

[@LoonaYuri]

yeah he actually did that, don't be fooled, all of the clips here are fake to make it more entertaining. He actually sat there in complete darkness watching commercials for 4 hours, it was weird, he kept making weird noises every 30 minutes before going back to not moving whatsoever, retirement is really getting to him

[@ansyyxux]

he did that during the game award

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@lemongatto. It's just persona

[@shrimpgazing]

This gave me that classic jerma stream feeling for the first time in a while

[@jessieburnette2263]

jerma was having fun :)))) it was a cozy time

[@carto4028]

It's like finding an untouched can of coke in radioactive sands of a ruined earth ☢️

[@YuasBirds]

So much so that I thought it was a reupload for a good half hour

[@LoolKids]

we’re back

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

Jerma is always at his best when doing random mundane shit

[@dylaann]

Jerma watches Cathy Mitchell the way I watch Jerma

[@foundmedia]

him fantasizing about getting hand-fed by her for a few seconds was insane

[@marsbar6225]

i love when you can see him getting manipulated

[@jackcasebolt1985]

i love how chat calls him "homeless" then the next is "so handsome"

[@ansyyxux]

jerma's chat is a schizophrenic hivemind

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

Who says he can't be both

[@yahkimicki236]

why not both? with the new Derelict collection from Jacobim Mugatu.

[@LivvvvyyyVeee]

Completely lost my mind during the CDi infomercial when they very briefly showed the old west game and the entire chat immediately blows up with “TRY ANOTHER”

[@nexenzy5825]

snake oil andy

[@playdoughmaster808]

Underrated comment

[@none-ro9dz]

jerma caught OILING his SNAKE live on stream 🥵

[@HonneTapža]

​@@none-ro9dz When will the fanbase stop sexualizing this poor old man?

[@rocknlolify]

thanks for editing this for those of us who only have 3 hours to watch a video and not 4

[@RowanScavezze]

Lmao yea

[@yahkimicki236]

unironically 1 quarter of the stream is usually about how much i wish was cut out, this is so perfect

[@HonneTapža]

If you don't have much time in your life, just don't watch this content!

[@HonneTapža]

Imagine someone having only 3 hours of lifetime and the last thing you want to do is, you say to the doctor "ooohhhh... ohh.. doctor... please.. as my last dying wish.. doctor.... can you put on the 3 hour video of old guy watches commercial.... for one last time... before I.... oooohhhh...." Like at that point I would be like "PULL THE PLUG!! JUST END MY SUFFERING!!"

[@LoonaYuri]

19:32 this fucking KILLED me the complete silence as he slowly clicked through the video, the reaction from the chat, and just the simple "ok" when he was done and not saying anything which made the chat even MORE confused my god

[@mariomaker69420]

he needed that action replay

[@ariarbitrary2112]

the intensely critical look on his frozen face through it all... what the fuck...

[@HonneTapža]

He's seeing something we are not seeing. He's clearly stealing under the influence. Either that or schizophrenia.

[@joogled1839]

i showed my mum jerma and she loves watching him because she knows everything he's talking about and now whenever a stream edit comes up on her feed she asks me to watch it with her. thanks mr elbertson.

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

he's an old soul. gold bless you and your ma

[@boopdoop2251]

Gotta love the blatant sexism of these old commercials. The CD-I guy advertised fun stuff for the guys and for the mom… a workout disk lol

[@lmycinius5783]

During the segment where they are talking about how many recipes it works with, they show the same clam photo twice. 2:42

[@bunasdfghjkl]

oh my GOD lol how did that make it past production

[@glasssawsslipperstraws7410]

I love how like almost every one of these he goes "oh i'd like that" current Jerma would have never survived the infomercial days

[@kubludo]

IKR it’s so funny. One second he’s like “who would buy that” and then they do a cool thing and he’s like “I need it right NOW”

[@petersansgaming8783]

"Jerma would have nit survived the infomercial days" brother he lived through them

[@BigBadBender]

a lot of us have missed these streams, and it's nice to see this again. i hope Andy is doing well nowadays

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

I've had it pointed out to me that a lot of infomercial products are just mass marketed accessibility products, and I can't unsee it. Plenty of things I would think as silly make much more sense for people who legitimately wouldn't have as much mobility as I have in the household

[@qualitybait9957]

He is black hair away from actually becoming Jared Leto

[@mattiecat]

@@qualitybait9957 it’s Morbin time?

[@HonneTapža]

Or Ilkka Villi

[@FemtoTheWolf]

IM SO GLAD HE DID THIS, I loved watching his older videos of these!

[@suntzu6122]

In that first infomercial that has to be like 7 boxes of spaghetti LMAo

[@Toegommmmmmn]

My sister got that plasma lighter from a friend as a fun gift(brand new) And I don't think it even worked *once*.

[@cristiancabrera6564]

Ya gotta put gas in it ya dingus

[@Toegommmmmmn]

​@@cristiancabrera6564 Bro you good?? Who said we didn't set it up lmao

[@xobunnyfangsxo]

@@cristiancabrera6564 ...it's advertised as a fuel-free lighter

[@DaunieSmauny]

@@cristiancabrera6564 Uhhh I think he said charge... not gas or something like that-

[@JosephAlexanderR.]

The chat is so unhinged as always.

[@carto4028]

Jerma's chat is the only place many have to explore rightfully quarantined parts of their brain ☣️

[@DistantLoner]

When the stream was live, it was called "holding 1 eye open at 2am bleary eyed watching the vacuum cleaner pick up corn flakes. Why do we fight ourselves so?" I wasn't watching this bleary eyed with one eye open when it was live, but I ended up watching this edit that way and noticed how fitting that was at 1:45 am. I wanted to use the washroom and get ready for bed then continue watching in bed which would have been a bit pass 2 am, but then my younger sister went into the washroom before me and I fell asleep before 2 am while waiting for her to get out. People should be louder when leaving the washroom at 2 am.

[@Verminangel]

Harry the happy birthday hyena looks like something The joker would hide a bomb in

[@mattcowdisease1346]

watching this was like having a fever dream.

[@foundmedia]

chat switching back and forth between "love wins" and "THEY'RE TWINS" was so fucking funny

[@captcade2913]

I wish I spoke a different language cause the id be watching this random little man speaking gibberish while I’m getting shown interesting products

[@cynicalia]

That thumbnail belongs on 2nd jerma Channel Goated thumbnail work

[@JermaClips]

Thank you!

[@exploding_cat3336]

He will NEVER play infinity Niki

[@carto4028]

Wasn't Niki originally one of those gacha games where you collect women of questionable age? Yeah I looked it up. I remember I only got ads for it for like a month and it was just the same butt jiggling one over and over 😭

[@tikrepellent]

@@carto4028 thats nikke, the original infinity nikki was love nikki which is a dress up game

[@wraith-cat]

@@carto4028 thats nikke goddess of victory, completely different game

[@FakeDelinquent]

Real gamers only play Time Princess 👑

[@Leon-qs1on]

@@carto4028 infinity nikki is a sequel to love nikki, a mobile dress up game set in a fantasy world where every person is inflicted with a blood curse that means if they harm or kill another person they will experience agonizing pain until they die. so conflicts are solved with fashion battles

[@pphrph]

he would 100% order every single product if it was still being produced

[@acfreak55]

If he ordered that hyena and Played it on stream I would unsub in a min. lol

[@neonredhex]

Chat trying to pretend like Jerma taking baths is abnormal when almost nothing could be more relaxing than taking a nice bubble bath in a big tub...

[@aciid_fiish]

I MISSED THIS STREAM??

[@CounterNerd]

You're a vod andy now like the rest of us, hahaha!!!!

[@kimkitsuragi17]

wtfff when was thiss

[@MoonBoomer]

Vod boys! Vod boys! Vod boys!

[@RadicalRegice]

no you were there we just forgot to tell you sorry

[@okok-tf8rr]

no. you were there. i saw you

[@rasengdori13]

51:45 For anyone wondering: Jerry Seinfeld (a man who dated a 17 y/o girl in his late 30s) never said this to Jimmy Fallon. The “agenda-driven interviews” are single questions some interviewers gave to some celebrities asking about their experiences with racism and discrimination in the entertainment industry. Ironically enough, the answers that help paint a narrative that those things don’t actually exist are cherry picked by the channel to create their own agenda-driven video. Nearly every single answer given to the interviewers were civil and respectful, but the title and thumbnail want you to believe these “brave” celebrities are “fighting back” against “an agenda”. Jerma is right with his reaction to this video. KZbin’s algorithm is constantly pushing recommendations that push watchers down an alt-right pipeline.

[@Leon-qs1on]

i feel like social media is just like that nowadays. i made a side profile on twitter and before i even followed anyone i was getting a shit ton of xenophobic anti-immigrant tweets. sucks that these companies will actively stoke violent reactionary rhetoric just for engagement :/

[@willoworm]

My little heart couldn't bear an alt-right jerma

[@jillsandwitch67]

@@willoworm that would be the funniest and darkest timeline

[@MrSlaughterrific]

@@willoworm Breadtuber Jerma

[@theonlybilge]

Very good confidence in the intelligence of literally everyone else, obviously _you're_ smart enough to not fall for it, but everyone else? Well everyone else is just a brain-dead moron who will INSTANTLY be converted.

[@-cohst]

thank you so much for making a long edit version of this. i wish more people would make long edits of his new streams

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

Oh Zerma you silly lad

[@pastapirate]

"Dude do you ever think that the story of Cain and Abel from The Bible is just the original Goofus and Gallant?"

[@Toegommmmmmn]

Feels good to be this early to actual new clips

[@mattshu]

still surreal seeing '2025' D:

[@KitKat_293]

getting in the bathtub to get back to nature

[@GerpidyGerpson]

I want to see germa do his own infomercial about a product he makes called the Floppinator

[@TBV-M]

985 payments of 19.95 bucks is 19,650.75 dollars most expensive jerma stream to watch, just behind dollhouse

[@Zappyjoan]

The weirdly suggestive massage chairs being back to back with the flavour injector was incredible

[@justdrop]

Thank you, I didn't get a headache yet today

[@sack7348]

I miss him every day

[@sludgefart]

Jerma, we miss you. Please come home.

[@NyxyShark]

jerma being surprised at a chef not being bothered by a barely hot burger will never not be hilarious. "what??" "how?" "that's easily third degree burns, fourth degree" and it's like, not even at 120f

[@zachthemoose1922]

I told my 10 yr old son I was watching Jerma when he asked what I was watching, and he said "But Jerma is a meme." Help.

[@GusanitoXYZ]

Infomercials were like the Temu back then but expensive as shit

[@soul4109]

Anyone who says they don't squish down the cereal bags are liars, anyone who takes a cereal bag out to fold it up is a cereal killer. *Wink WInk*

[@daydreamer4786]

i watched this live and accidentally fell asleep about an hour in because i watch jerma's infomercial streams to sleep. i think i've conditioned myself into sleeping while watching infomercials 😭 thank you i am about to sleep to this !

[@NotSoMelancholy]

I can't get over the retape bit and chat just going insane over it lmaooo

[@de-ment]

it is actually insane for jerma to have autoplay on when he's as insanely unstable of an individual he is I need him to do these streams with ster so he can bully him per every questionable thing he says..... ""shlop"", dude you mean "mix"?

[@imakerbadcontentrbad8664]

I love watching the chats reaction to the product, them making a comment about an alternative or a flaw, and the infomercial 5 seconds later, seemingly countering with a feature that addresses it. Even if said feature is usually a syllogism/false assumption

[@johncor9616]

55:30 Grandpa is always amazed by the technology of the world

[@theoriginalskittle9252]

The audio scared me in the retape commercial

[@tehdmanvids3]

Jerma's in his John Wicke era

[@xmaslieder]

Thank for putting 2025 in the title. At first I thought it was a vod of the other time where he watched infomercials, which is weird that it happened more than once

[@ambrosiadreamer]

if you have issues with your pasta sticking together, stir it constantly for the first couple minutes. had the same issue myself and that fixed it very easily

[@IMosuGoji]

we actually have something similar to the smart server for my dog and it’s really good not that my dog is a messy eater but it was more us so we wouldn’t spill her water on the floor

[@Ads-yw1wr]

that cdi commercial is insane, but tbh that's the only way you could get someone to spend 600 DOLLARS on that thing. like those kids get their genesis broken, by then you've got sonic 2 on the way and this PSYCHO is all up in their face scamming them into buying fucked up/evil FMV games

[@njdotson]

57:11 "aren't you scared of ovens"

[@NatureChannelEnclave]

At 20:00, I accidentally opened a tab with a full stream without knowing, and thought Jerma was doing a bit where he just played his intro music over the footage of a woman taping her chips while not speaking at all.

[@beckyestes5339]

Whenever I see a infomercial now and it does the black and white segment where it shows someone being ridiculously dramatic to prove a point, i always imagine the person just absolutely hammered, like just downed a 5th of vodka and snorted a fat line, thank you for that jerma, that will stick with me forever 😂 (8:49) is a perfect example 😂😂😂

[@Nosdnargy]

Jerma Should Buy One of These and then just do like his own version of an infomercial

[@ilMaori]

He’s literally my father ♥️

[@zachlee805]

I've never seen Jerma look like this before

[@anguilla12]

I felt like I was going insane listening to jerma describe whatever that machine was that he wants to get

[@towneshutzell1965]

Fuck yess this is just what I needed today

[@mangoethan3947]

Unmatched chat energy at 55:00 where they say "I need 82 cubes"

[@averyfavreau3215]

i love this thumbnail so much

[@zaksaturday1693]

2:45:00 This genuinely feels like some bad analogue horror bit

[@hiddensoundtest1444]

jerma rewinding it was making me feel insane

[@jujmajuj13]

it will never be weird to see him on a couch and not a desk

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

Of course he spent the longest time on the car cup infomercial because he thought of a scenario where the guy was in a car accident.

[@yang90210]

he's looking very alan wake nowadays

[@maskedmanpkclysm5327]

You know it's good content when the edit only shaves off one hour of the stream

[@crackheadscience7769]

We need a Cathy Mitchell/Jerma retirement home stream

[@darkcat013]

>edit >1h shorter than the actual stream ☠️

[@Technilogica2019]

not even 30 seconds in and i watched someone decide to type and send “become a vtuber”

[@xarildri1302]

oooooo new sleep content

[@PoyoDesuka]

Is it just me or does Harry the Laughing Birthday Hyena at 2:45:00 sound EXACTLY like the Old Crones of Windmill Village in Altus Plateau from Elden Ring!?! Its UNCANNY. Maybe I need to stop playing Elden Ring...

[@mattikottio]

@@PoyoDesuka No u are not the only one very spot on wtf

[@wesselvandorsten]

harry the birthday hyena is some of the most terrifying shit i've ever seen

[@kakokapolei123]

This has the energy of grandpa watching TV in the living room

[@juliantaylor5956]

Pleeease we need jerma to do a Cathy Mitchel stream where he just goes "wow, delicious!" The whole time

[@bobhope1160]

edit but 3 hours long. Jerma has century worth of content to watch during his retirement

[@TheGateShallStand]

Why the hell does the audio during the retape ad sound like that

[@acfreak55]

Everytime an infomercial says technology take a shot.

[@jillsandwitch67]

they posted the full vod and thought we wouldn't notice

[@metromortem9449]

The chat members saying ‘why’s he pretending to be on Survivor’ during the Atomic Lighter commercial: the presenter Hunter Ellis literally was on Survivor. That’s why.

[@R33fth3b33f]

What makes infomercials funny to me is imagining the voice over guy being a passive agressive husband and is criticizing his wife

[@heroofhyrule6970]

Personal timestamp: 1:35:00

[@smellyspuggles]

OH IT'S A BLESSED DAY

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

50:16 I was just about to drift off.

[@marsminer5839]

I watched this while I was high and Jerma is totally high. This is the only way I understand his content.

[@averygooddeed2490]

Jerma is so enamored by technology, i love it

[@yahkimicki236]

and he's still producing peak

[@ShieldStop]

i cant explain it but the substitute teacher came out this stream

[@NVUSAttitude]

3:26 jerma looking like that saying what he said. this is the hobo arc he wanted for so long

[@meaty2406]

1:09:52 says guy that pisses while looking at his phone and then proceeds to piss on said phone

[@VovoWoahwoah]

Jerma just looks like he’s on his death bed