GTA4 Multiplayer: Businessmen and Broken Models [w/ STAR_]

[@ster]

Finally figured it out. He's December from Fringe. Was bothering me.

[@producekyro]

I’m glad you got it Star

[@garyinthecolehouse]

@@producekyro You're late by about *six years* there, bud.

[@1101Archimedes]

@@garyinthecolehouse Better Nate than lever. Uh, Nate is a snake, and he wrangles levers for a living...

[@itschoke]

Goo goo

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

​@@garyinthecolehouseno

[@ClazzicJoey]

I love how genuine that car accident is at 1:13 XD

[@pumpkomoth]

are you okay

[@diorthugg5343]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

WATCH OU-

[@Orukunak2]

I don't know why, but something about STAR_ criticizing Jerma's use of Geico while driving a dump truck, backwards, upside-down just cracks me the hell up.

[@collingentry3976]

Plot Twist. Jerma and Star the businessmen actually work as Garbage Guardians.

[@Elenaleaks]

Collin Gentry Well according to jermas character he did live in a place he shouldnt be

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

Garbage Lawyers

[@kmlupine]

1:12 Jerma's old man scream cracked me up so bad xD

[@Isredel]

Moby and Pinkerton for Jerma Rumble.

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

Jerma, I know you might not read this message, but I just want to personally tell you how much joy you have given me. Everytime I'm feeling so mad I'm about to burst, I watch your videos and they immediatly cheers me up. For example, today I kept getting harassed by the same Steam person. He kept joining my games and kicking me for no reason. After it was all over, I watched this video and it made me smile again. So once again, thank you so much for doing what you're doing and I want you to keep doing what you're doing because you're making such a huge difference in a lot of people's lives. Thank you. :)

[@voxelhop]

you sir just made me smile

[@LonelyGamerMan]

What was his name? Maybe I can talk to him about stopping it

[@BiolizardthePrototype]

It's already taken care of. He won't be bothering me anymore

[@LonelyGamerMan]

(Biolizard) Ok,hope you are ok.

[@zhason6396]

dude ur reading my mind

[@Infinitron38]

I think this video is actually pretty funn-yes.

[@kylebeardsley6200]

DO YOU WANT ME TO GO THROUGH THIS LIGHT? NO! *various crashes* Ok we are at work. Thank you.

[@PickyMcCritical]

I actually loved that they both played along with skits in this one. Would've liked a lot more.

[@buttbeard4541]

I nearly puked from laughing,

[@manletchief]

burgah boy puke

[@cemalozgur3554]

I love it when you guys roleplay...please do more, thx

[@monster25man]

hearing star and jerma talk makes me think that would be what they would act like if they worked together :D

[@Corium1]

"God damn Pinkertons!" -Author Morgan probably. circa 1898

[@Aether776]

i haven't seen a road swamp like this since Brazil EHAUEHAUEHAUHEUAHEUAHEA

[@thebestgamingbr738]

+Wellington Santos br?

[@daltonroller2998]

Oh my god that meme is PERFECT for the situation XD

[@RockLegend2A]

I love how Jerma's character moves his arms while driving and perfectly matches Jerma's speech. XD

[@Bobalini1]

I laugh my ass off at the blood curdling scream Jerma makes in the scene from 1:08

[@Beemstarr]

That was STAR_

[@slapperino]

Andy Segura that was jerma

[@Beemstarr]

Slappy A no, star_ screamed and jerma was like "ohhhh!"

[@gayflower900]

Slappy A That was both of them. m8

[@Lucky6370]

anyone else on a random jerma gta4 spree? Im dead from laughing XD!

[@Erilis000]

Thanks for putting these episodes together Jerma, I know the editing process can be grueling (hence me not making a video forever), but these just make my day.

[@sonyPlaytation]

Moby and Pinkerton for jerma rumble

[@derpyfan5261]

1:12 RIP STAR_ and Jerma!

[@Tmaxx101399]

I don't think this series will ever get old.

[@rileyrenner5934]

I hate to rant about the ads and all, but the heights I would go for the XBone... Like, idunno, up the steps to my apartment building? Maybe...

[@tonystook8557]

theres bendable tvs now

[@djsnortski2724]

Still one of my favourite videos on this entire platform I go back to this like every month

[@pazoolPIE]

4:42 tf2 hitsound right there...

[@xXxL3tHa1xXx]

Jerma, I've been sick for the past few days but watching your videos makes the whole "getting better" process even better. Thanks! :)

[@tohpeiqi5311]

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT DIED LAUGHING

[@Arth0n]

3:33 - 3:57 I whas almost crying of laughter XD

[@owlwizard2303]

Holy shit I justes realized that this is the YES meme, he literally just predicated or created the meme

[@CertainlyCaro]

Y e s

[@turbotim33]

I think this is officially my favorite Jerma video.

[@TheTC]

6:06 Plot twist: GTA takes place in an alternate future where the Flintstones invented plastic, but not the combustion engine.

[@1234tomat]

Honestly, greatest episode so far.

[@benmaple7492]

Almost 5 years later and I’m still watching.

[@anonymous-nf4zv]

I CAN'T BREATH

[@fortuys7754]

*Yes*.

[@bakagenius]

I'm sitting up on a beautiful summer night after enjoying an open-air concert and a great cup of tea, watching Jerma and Star_ be stupid and loving it :)

[@ostrich4_]

the trip to work gag was incredible

[@NepperNepz]

At 5:39 I totally lost it when the fat guys punched each other in the face at exactly the same time.

[@iparty999]

glad we're staying on topic here

[@RancidRage94]

For those who didn`t know, that was `Elizabeta`from GTA IV, you meet her throughout the storyline.

[@tezlaactual6582]

somehow the "to the right the hippo" and the "look both ways left and right good job" just fucking broke me

[@just-stuff]

3:35 Is this where we see the beginning of the 'GAS' joke structure? A thing of real beauty.

[@Inexpressable]

why are new viewers the unfunniest people. iS tHiS tHe BEgiNning of funny modern joke??

[@thescouthere9183]

3:35 It's ALWAYS the monopoly guy. In any game.

[@whydoucare83]

They are all the best moments.

[@Seanthedogboy]

These guys are great. STAR_ and Jerma role play together so well :D

[@spootot]

gedout 'dacah

[@rhatalos1997]

Get out de car. GET OUT DE CAR!

[@Hydra343]

Best video I could have gotten on my Birthday :)

[@SaltyProductionsHD]

Ending was hilarious!

[@TNTYeti]

omg we need more role playing

[@coldman373]

Yes

[@train989]

I love their quack sound when they laugh

[@TheShieldsMD]

I'm not even excited to play GTA5, I'm just excited to watch these two.

[@GeneralGoosey]

I want more of these businessmen

[@cottonburn8668]

LOL hearing STAR_ scream is like hearing wowcrendor raise his voice it's so rare and I've only seen it once

[@CriticalFeline]

WHOLE episode

[@1un4cy]

6:26 in a nutshell, don't carpool with Jerma when he's the driver.

[@Samsaccountwithaname]

That jerma laugh, so great :)

[@DoctorCheese]

I swear to Gaben, Jerma, these GTA videos with Star are literally the funniest shit ever. I've woken up the people around me when watching these at night.

[@UndeadHavoc1]

"Everything about this is *so* broken!" Y'mean like your spines? :D

[@aBetterHumanBeing]

The businessmen idea is awesome.

[@jambob3486]

Oh my god I'm gonna throw up my slushee all over my computer. That was just perfect Jerma. You and Star are the dream team!

[@extremelyhotsoup]

Jerma, this is video Gold.

[@Haerodiel]

I can't wait for GTA5 just to see Jerma and Star break it beyond repair.

[@marcos-vx3qj]

4:40 Best laugh ever.

[@Ok-ru6ve]

How do they know about those damn Pinkertons 5 years ago

[@jinxthatsme2317]

They existed way before RDR2 came out. Lol.

[@Sheepedify]

That plane, was just.... he got lost, a shpee guided him!

[@RemoteFishFTW]

Hey, Jerms, Thanks for this video. I am going through some pretty major things in life, and seeing this come up in my sub-box makes me happy to be me. Thanks man, Take care :)

[@Nooki]

4:23 best STAR_ quote!

[@Pipiepb]

brilliant idea

[@SigillumWoW]

WE NEED MOAR GTA ROLE-PLAY

[@BloobFace]

We need a whole episode of the businessmen

[@pbotandatlas]

You and star makes me laugh so much

[@therarecatbear9970]

Loved it! You guys are amazing :D

[@MrTrippytube]

I dunno which I like better. The businessmen or the shpee voice. Both hilarious.

[@boreddude73]

I'd love to see a whole episode with a mini story about those two arguing business men on their way to work

[@RKTGX95]

Everyone are sleeping until morning, and i'm just here at 5:00 AM, pulling an all nighter, watching a video on KZbin of GTA4 goofing around with countless cheats and i'm enjoying every moment of it with no regret whatsoever. This is the life!

[@Dbz1love]

at 1:12 jerma sound like that guy in Gmod

[@toastycrab5175]

"that guy in gmod" could mean literally any character in a source engine game.

[@Dbz1love]

some of the male characters when they scream

[@daltonroller2998]

OH, he sounds like Francis from L4D! :D

[@Dbz1love]

that too

[@MrHazardousMC]

Literally crying and everything hurts! XD thanks Jerma. :)

[@balinupton]

Jerma- Laughing extremely loud. Star-quiet little laugh.

[@vaisards]

best gta video ever, really

[@lancec4348]

0:57 the first time someone actually stops at a red light in the history of GTA

[@Bigman0192]

every time Jerma you make me spill my drinks EVERY TIME!

[@bon_go]

Businessmen was so funny ^^ i mean every gta vid you upload is funny but i severly enjoyed that.

[@Pecogo1]

When i saw this video my body couldnt laufh anymore

[@TheSonicShoe]

loved the roleplay goofiness. moar plz :3

[@poodgenugget906]

This literally made me laugh harder than I have ever laughed before.

[@JoySparx]

0:52 The ironic part is that they were freaking out about doing something illegal, but they turned right on red with no oncoming traffic. Technically in that situation, they should have turned right much sooner.

[@lloyfirvind3274]

I like to imagine there's a universe where all of this makes perfect sense.

[@generalnoob30]

Dat Silent Hill moment, with the broken model.

[@PorcoPlays]

sometime I imagine Jerma as a scout and Star_ as a soldier and they keep doing some crazy shit

[@XxDruidlyCleanxX]

3:05 Note to self, do NOT drink drink anything when star does a tune like that.

[@saxyplayer100]

That was absolutely hysterical.

[@coralfan1]

the beginning and the end were the same scenario but in different universes

[@GrandmaTuffits]

In most of these GTA videos, it's like 10% content, 90% Jerma laughing his ass off.

[@MaceyTheEgg]

Never piss of Jerma

[@FreedomPuppy]

1:45 I see what you were doing there, Jerma.

[@AiRStrejf]

1:16 Nope. Pausing right there until I'm done with my food.

[@13DUH]

Your life isn't complete until you watch Jerma and STAR play a game together.

[@orikai92]

Best intro ever.

[@RockLegend2A]

2:32 Lies down in midair to take a nap. Rudely awakened by impact.