Jerry Curses In Front Of A Kid | The Non-Fat Yoghurt | Seinfeld

[@NachosElectric]

"You know Jerry..." "Of course! He's a funny f*ck!"

[@thesapodcast]

Not wrong 😂

[@kanukki84]

@@thesapodcast Actually, Seinfeld is one of the most unfunny comedians.

[@markellis6887]

George’s reaction to Jerry’s cursing rant 😂😂😂

[@user1234djd]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Soul.Is.Willing]

Well him throwing the silverware wasn't meant to be seen. Just the silverware flying up while he searched through the drawer.

[@melissacarterpresley5786]

@Soul.Is.Willing nice imagination.

[@huzaifshah2139]

The kid's mom was proud of that last line. 😂

[@matthewriley7826]

Well she’s married to a scammer so it makes sense.

[@dayvioncarter2246]

Sometimes I can't stand Maryedith 😒

[@davisanderson4274]

Yeah if youre a scammer one day youll draw a 3 of clubs and 5 of diamonds and partys over.

[@valentinpalombo4699]

George throwing spoons at Jerry's swearing was so random but hilarious reaction 🤣💀

[@jeremytung1632]

Remember low fat usually means lots of sugar, which is the real culprit for lots of modern health problems.

[@sandal_thong]

And sugar-free means "not a low-fat food."

[@theTaxIsTheft]

Sugar free means that it's sweetened by chemicals.

[@Paulkotsu]

sugar is 3 calories per gram, fat is 9 calories per gram. Fat is quite literally more fattening than sugar

[@spicydennis]

yeah this was back when the general thought by the public was that if something had no fat you couldn't gain weight

[@Cormac-jd2kx]

Sugar free is even worse that sugar

[@Jose-se9pu]

Seinfeld not being able to hold the laugh back when he is insulting a child is...timeless.

[@redacted2275]

It's the less threatening scolding in the History of scoldings.

[@ultimatewarrior9589]

They left out the best part with newman "couldn't leave well enough alone well I will get even with you for this, you can count on it! 😡" 😂😂

[@ReallyKeepingFictional]

They had that one on another video specifically about the "no-fat yogurt". The channel tries to only include clips relevant to the subject, chopped from episodes

[@iamlovedriven]

“Where’s your bathroom scale?” 😂

[@GarryGriffy]

walks into the bathroom immediately after

[@devonleaston4862]

Amazing line😂

[@SuperTracka]

Remeber the 90's and all the non fat food lol, that turned out well.

[@Maple_Extract]

I remember people were scared of eggs in the 90s. Weird times.

[@rayanzaidi2793]

They need to release an uncensored version of this. That would be very funny!

[@TheTruthKiwi]

Yeah, I want to see whether the kids was actually swearing or not 😂

[@YankeePat94]

Unfortunately there’s no uncensored version

[@shonda79able]

My all-time favorite Jerry moment. 😅😅😅

[@brianborba8299]

"Where's my f***ing cupcake" 🤣🤣

[@lessthanthreemetal]

Lmao George just throws the spoons everywhere

[@trevorsanso32]

Elaine asking where the BATHROOM scale was lol

[@sandal_thong]

I thought it was going to be a prank that Kramer had adjusted the scale 7 lbs.

[@brettlord6379]

I like how they all know Newman but he's eating alone and not sitting with them at the yogurt shop 😂

[@taxidancing87]

Me: Sure, I love kids! ☺️ Me 5 minutes later: 3:23

[@doylemcpoyle839]

Lmao nonfat still has sugar😂

[@sandal_thong]

I lost 20 pounds when I went off of both sugar and sodas (including diet, which they say is an appetite-enhancer), but gained them back when I found sugar-free desserts which are "not a low-fat food."

[@marioreds7826]

Very true, but the episode has to be seen with the eyes of the 90ies and in those times society was obsessed with fats while not many people talked about how bad sugars can be.

[@Wes36Man]

Love when Kramer calls Jerry fatso

[@josemaria8177]

That's how good script writers deal with cursing restrictions. Just make them even more hilarious

[@TOCC50]

Cursing is the only thing comedians do

[@Johnfisher12345]

This clip is so ____in’ good!

[@BlasCenteno-m6j]

3:24 In that moment, something broke in Little Matthew

[@hood_TheJoker]

kids mock and never forget anything... Jerry learned a valuable lesson

[@83aber1]

Jerry: If you swear all the time you'll never be a comedian like me when you grow up.

[@WillsonT011]

Exactly, Then you have to rely on Cursing just to make that your personality like a lot of Comedians nowadays. 🫢 Cough~Bill Burr~Cough🤧 Excuse me, I must be coming down on something

[@alexshank1414]

@@WillsonT011Bill Burr is actually funny though.

[@JanetStarChild]

@@alexshank1414 No, he's not. Raise your standards off the ground. Don't settle on the lowest hanging fruit; reach higher.

[@alexshank1414]

@@JanetStarChild Are you really telling me who is and isn’t funny to myself? Comedy is subjective and who you claim to be the “lowest hanging fruit” is not the case for someone else’s point of view. I don’t like Kevin Hart’s comedy, but that doesn’t mean millions who love him are watching the bottom tier of comedians.

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

Tell that to Bob Saget

[@c0mputer]

3:27. I love that George just throws silverware in the air and Elaine like waves paper towel around

[@joshfactor1]

this was probably the only episode where he's in the right; i mean you shouldn't be lying to people about the fat content (or lack thereof) of fro-yo

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol good luck convincing short sighted petty people of that😂

[@redacted2275]

False advertising, not "lying".

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Fat doesn't make you fat.

[@johnbod]

Fat content doesn't matter, calories do (and maybe sugar if you're diabetic). I love the show but "low calorie" would've made so much more sense than "low fat". Low fat was a huge trend in the 80 and 90s that made no sense.

[@damin9913]

3:22 I kept thinking about this scene in head all week😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessihawkins9116]

Rudy Gulliani 😂

[@SkiKoala]

Remember was swearing was a big deal on television?

[@robertweir5313]

South Park satirized the literal shyt out of the word shyt in that early episode . Funny how much never really heard the word f&@k until someone brought over a vhs tape of Eddie Murphy’s show Delirious. Maddening how much people routinely scream f&@k! In public and of course in trying to be cool and edgy gen z loves to have their windows down driving with lots of cursing from their rap crap songs

[@juspete5527]

Remember when English was taught in school?

[@dwaugh2215]

Remember when shows not ruined by woke?

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

@@dwaugh2215 Ah yes the good old days before the onslaught of the woke virus!! 😂😂😂

[@PlayaPotna1984]

Plus the mouth blur wasn't even a thing back then. And this was one of few episodes of any program where you hear the syllable or two still.

[@TraitofSiNN727]

one of my favorite episodes. bar none. or in the words of George "..that's nice.."😆

[@dhooomketu]

Funny how Tape recorders and reel cassettes are so so ancient now

[@shade1121-ce8dc]

Yup this was back when CD’s were the hot item. Then MP3’s then Ipods and now smartphones.

[@12classics39]

Speaking of which at 3:21 there’s a weird “uhhhhhhhh” noise that has always confused me. Is this the sound the tape is making from being undone, or is that the audience reacting?

[@shade1121-ce8dc]

@@12classics39 the audience.

[@redacted2275]

​@@12classics39You better check your hearing.

[@marleymontega5654]

With so much biting experience it’s surprising to make mistakes is 🤪 crazy

[@DonnaMead-wr4fd]

Love this episode.

[@trueblade3636]

This video begins with a great effing start!

[@Powerranger-le4up]

The guy serving yogurt sat next to Rodney Alcala on The Dating Game.

[@martynhawthorne7294]

Every word out of most peoples mouths is 🤬🤬🤬

[@shade1121-ce8dc]

Where my 🤬🤬🤬cupcake?

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

1:47

[@johngonzalez4298]

I love this show 😂

[@Powerranger-le4up]

2:30 that guy sat next to Rodney Alcala on The Dating Game.

[@masterzombie161]

Newman at the end lol

[@erthenmusic]

hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

[@anthonyjamesvasquez]

Only Kramer would ever bluntly tell a person they're gaining weight. 😅

[@sandal_thong]

Remember they wanted to use him to tell Elaine's friend that her hairstyle was decades out of date, and he liked it!

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

2:46 I died! 😂

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

What's so great is that it didn't have any fat. It was loaded with sugar. Duhh. This is so serenity now, insanity later. No fat now, pounds later. It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

[@monkeyb1820]

yes, but this was an era before our government and media really knew what is best for us. Fortunately now, the government and media are fully certain of what we need to do to optimize our health and keep us and those around us safe, but in the 1990s they were still in the dark ages wrt thinking that 'fat' is just terrible for a person.

[@jackrodakthemovieguy1726]

This should’ve been recreated on Curb your Enthusiasm or something, so we can see it uncensored

[@nthgth]

Haha so true

[@steverogers7601]

Gee, I wonder what was censored.

[@anonymous-ts5ih]

Funk

[@nthgth]

@@steverogers7601 what's your point?

[@BDUBZ49]

It's funnier when it's censored.

[@RSe-t6k]

Guess again, tubby

[@rami_escalant]

1:54 I can clearly hear it

[@dayvioncarter2246]

3:51 the looks on their faces ! 😁☺️

[@drew58103]

I remember being 11 when this aired and laughing my head off at “He’s a funny *bleep*!”

[@squaretriangle9208]

Giving a whole new meaning to the Ottoman Empire😂😂😂

[@Weebs82589]

This is so f*cking good!

[@12345682900]

Is there an un-bleeped version of this episode on the DVD set?

[@rowdyroughman]

I wonder if there is an uncensored version of this?

[@fanomapage2091]

New Seinfeld Episodes, Right Meow

[@ThePrincessandtheDad]

Could you imagine how much that test would cost today lol

[@MatthewBordelon-j5i]

Just because the yogurt is nonfat doesn't mean it's not loaded with sugar!

[@HollowNoFace]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@Zathurex95]

Where’s your bathroom scale?

[@DarthWill3]

I always make sure to watch my mouth around kids, especially at work. 😜

[@BDUBZ49]

Kids at work?

[@DarthWill3]

@@BDUBZ49 I have this job at T.J. Maxx, so there are bound to kids joining parents or guardians who wanna shop.

[@flyjarrett]

Susie Greene isn’t impressed

[@heyo423]

Glad I wasn’t the only one

[@regularyoutubename]

They are Oscar’s last meal 😢

[@danrion8839]

Elaine and Jerry looking heavy... now that's a good joke.

[@destineetyson7756]

I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show ❤❤❤❤❤❤📺📺📺📺📺📺📺❤️

[@amonralice2]

😂 I had to pause to laugh more. 😅😅😅

[@jonvia]

Fun fact: Fat Free=more sugar

[@danawarner17]

Why do people curse anyway? Jerry shouldn't curse in front of kids Never curse around kids, never

[@Brandonmichaelc]

Oh the days of the NonFat craze! 😂

[@canadapapers]

Imagine Rudy Giuliani was cool that time.😂😂😂

[@jeffreysmall8902]

What people don't know is none yugart is loaded with sugar

[@JustATotalNerd]

Why do they weigh themselves fully clothed with shoes on? that's 7 or 8 pounds right there lol

[@houseofsaudisthebeast]

its actually the sugar in the non fat yogurt that makes you fat

[@ForexRevolution]

where is you bathroom scale??

[@spartanq7781]

So it's suddenly ok for the boy to swear when cussing out Jerry? Ah parenting I don't get you.

[@DaliceGaming]

This Program Was A TV 14 DL

[@Drew-bc7zj]

Mayor Giuliani... what ever happened to *that* guy? 😂

[@sandal_thong]

He died on 9/11 due to faulty radios when the WTC collapsed.

[@Drew-bc7zj]

@@sandal_thong LOL If only! 🤣👍

[@Powerranger-le4up]

That’s the actor who was on The Dating Game. He was Bachelor Number 2 and sitting next to Rodney Alcala.

[@philippedelteil2489]

When Gulliani wasn't a nut case

[@sandal_thong]

You sure about that?

[@joecab1]

Back when Guiliani was still kinda sane.

[@LB14745]

Back when NYC was still kinda sane.

[@TOCC50]

They spelled yogurt wrong 2x

[@MrTricyc]

HTF can he tell with loose cloths on what BS

[@RudieObias]

Yoghurt?

[@12classics39]

3:24 ROFL

[@YankeePat94]

Jerry is wrong, most comedians do curse

[@POPLSEV7]

This episode is one of seinfelds best🤣💯👍

[@JBConsistency]

Comedy is better without cursing

[@mrgreen4688]

I just realized that’s susie greene!!!!!

[@Antonin1738]

was this a big deal in the 90s? I know the laws are a lot lax back then

[@cmet726]

Ts was too funny

[@owlcu]

Wow, remember when Rudy Giuliani was actually respected?

[@xpkbrz]

Fat was the demon in the 90’s Now it’s carbs!

[@steveburke7675]

Giuliani........b4 the wheels fell off.

[@lukedixon4090]

This was a good episode. But there is one thing to learn from this episode. Never ever lie and mislead the public from what you’re really trying to sell in a business.

[@Powerranger-le4up]

And to watch out for serial killers like the actor at 2:30 found out when he appeared alongside Rodney Alcala on The Dating Game.

[@raddastronaut]

Nice nest Rudy.

[@BDUBZ49]

Mary (Maryedith Burrell) was on Fridays with Michael Richards and Larry David.

[@adamc1966]

But they don't show them together in this episode 😢

[@BDUBZ49]

@@adamc1966 No, but they had a scene together in another episode, when George was arguing with Mike Moffitt over the parking space.

[@Powerranger-le4up]

@@BDUBZ492:30 that guy was Bachelor Number 2 on The Dating Game and sat next to Rodney Alcala.

[@BDUBZ49]

@@Powerranger-le4up Who's Rodney Alcala?

[@Justin-j6u]

😂!!!

[@C-xi1nh]

Kid's mom is Susie in Curb

[@Powerranger-le4up]

2:30 that guy met Rodney Alcala on The Dating Game.

[@binghamtonblows]

Its nice to see Rudolph Giuliani with his pants on

[@JohnnyPerth]

Whatever happened to Rudy ? 😂

[@anne-mariezack]

Fat free yogyrt sucks.

[@shakiemjeanjoseph428]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@smithmeister]

Guiliani before he became a sleaze 😂

[@garystahl9948]

❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@adammacdonald5332]

I miss when Rudy had credibility.

[@BogartedJoint696]

Rudy G 💔 😮‍💨

[@DrSlick]

I hated this episode, the mom and dad should be controlling the kids language, not Jerry.

[@sandal_thong]

True.