Kramerica Industries: How To Succeed In Business | Seinfeld

You know what they say, “You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!”
00:00 S9 Ep2 The Voice
00:19 S9 Ep16 The Doorman
00:48 S1 Ep5 The Stock Tip
01:18 S9 Ep2 The Voice
02:32 S3 Ep14 The Pez Dispenser
03:32 S5 Ep10 The Cigar Store Indian
04:29 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
05:20 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
06:16 S8 Ep14 The Van Buren Boys
07:04 S8 Ep9 The Abstinence
07:18 S8 Ep21 The Muffin Tops
08:22 S7 Ep21 The Bottle Deposit
09:44 S9 Ep2 The Voice
10:30 S6 Ep16 The Doorman
10:37 S5 Ep19 The Raincoats
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@Lius525]

"Bra is for the ladies, meet Bro", that's literally how all the male grooming and hygiene products are marketed these days 😂

[@lynnturman8157]

summer nights

[@nthgth]

Any company would jump at the chance to double the sales of one of their products, of course

[@GABRIELADAWSON]

I Like the MANZIERE lol or better yet....THE BROZIERE!!!!.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Reverse the wording, that's how they market ladies grooming products.

[@GABRIELADAWSON]

It’s called PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING My Friend that’s why.

[@jonathansalazar4630]

Kramerica is the live action equal to ACME from loony tunes lol

[@wvu05]

Imagine my joy when finding out that Acme is an actual chain of grocery stores.

[@jonathansalazar4630]

@@wvu05 lol really?

[@Kawazak23]

Brilliant

[@samsonhendrixiii3933]

ACME, at least, has shiitty factory somewhere actually producing the crap they promote😅

[@wvu05]

@@jonathansalazar4630 In Pennsylvania and New Jersey at least.

[@scsmith4604]

Kramer is the only guy that can make a sports jacket and bowling shirt combination look like it makes sense.

[@KA-eu9sy]

White socks. Black shoes.

[@themayer180]

I just think Kramer lived in the wrong decade. Imagine these ideas in a world with Shark Tank.

[@FatGouf]

He'd be escorted out before he evne gives the first pitch.

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

He is still alive. What are you talking about? His ideas are bad.

[@doctorrpg6255]

@@Michelle-pn9xt I mean the Beach smelling cologne was a great idea. It was actually stolen by Calvin Klein (in the show).

[@jccota08]

@@Michelle-pn9xt well, you missed the joke, humor etc. chill literal Lauren

[@ryanhalvorsen6497]

With all the leg work he does?? The sharks would jump on any idea 😆

[@vaadaenmacchi]

The beach perfume and the bro were admittedly good ideas

[@lynnturman8157]

It's a fine line between Kramer and Jeff Bezos.

[@andrewbailey7045]

Kramer isn't evil

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

@@andrewbailey7045 sole difference

[@denniscleary7580]

“ And with Darren‘s help we’ll get that chicken.” -Kramer

[@yaronkl]

He's a Go-Getter

[@justme-hh4vp]

yo' fly is undone...

[@mr.l8723]

Their business motto

[@rja9784]

I remember when he said that on the shoe and then you said it again in a comment on KZbin

[@ToddyTornado]

Yo fly is open

[@doct0rnic]

I love how Mr. Lippmann loved the coffee table book and Elaine was shut down instantly

[@alepine1986]

"It's like they're addicted." Lmao.

[@SangreTarasco]

I too want to work for Kramerica Industries. Kramer's ideas are on another level.

[@indianeconomy2738]

"This is the kind of ideas you should be coming in with" The problem is that Kramer set a very high standard and no one else can match it

[@andrewbaranich1548]

"I'm still shopping it around."

[@pandam9638]

Darren is such a devoted worker. And Kramer is a professional, Conceivably.

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

It's too bad that he ended up in jail taking the blame for Karmer's shenanigans.

[@dizzy1369]

Kramer and George should have been business partners, the combined ideas they could have come up with 😂🤣🤣

[@US_John]

Kramer lives a life everybody everyone of us dream off.

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

It might be capricious, but I still support Kramer's bladder system.

[@bink]

Capricious AND arbitrary

[@jdhstrategies2454]

Your fly is open

[@ianfinrir8724]

I feel like the ball of oil should've been inside a drum for it to have been a proper test.

[@yaronkl]

It all sounds very glamorous, but it's Business As Usual at Kramerica

[@waxedearth5425]

Seinfeld on KZbin is a national treasure

[@christopherhogbring7771]

They should show this at business school.

[@doct0rnic]

He really is a good example of doing what ever it takes to try to make it, not afraid to take risks

[@beaubergeron6369]

Even in its final season, this show was still churning out classics.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

I'd argue the last 3 seasons are the best (apart from the finale).

[@uneedtherapy42]

1:31 probably my favorite Kramer moment of all time

[@christophersuswal9544]

I never noticed George laughing after Jerry was trying to get Claire's attention to move before the oil ball dropped. "HELLLLOOOOOO" was officially back right there

[@gonkdroid8279]

We need a coffee table book on coffee tables

[@moe6]

With coffee table legs

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@moe6 And a built in coaster.

[@FathomlessJoy]

The dude saying he still must discuss the bro-zier deal with his boss. Kramer saying, "Of course, yes." Like Kramer knows how big business deals are forged 👌

[@BigJoe2.0]

Kramer let so many opportunities to be rich go lol. Especially with him settling on bad deals with his lawsuits

[@silverbolbo]

I can't believe they stole "The beach" idea from Kramer !

[@presntnow]

"Did I tell you this guys a little Bonkers!?....He Really Is!!!" Regis

[@kurtdahle]

its amazing how much better of an actor michael became after the first cpl seasons

[@reubinthomas]

Definitely. He is a little awkward in the first season.

[@kurtdahle]

@@reubinthomas just playing stanley spudowski

[@reubinthomas]

@@kurtdahle Lol. Never knew about this character. Now that I watched a couple of clips I can see similarities.

[@liambeamer1883]

He just hadn't found the character yet. He was playing him a bit too out there. You see it with some characters in long running shows

[@nthgth]

It's also plausible in-universe that Kramer just got better at interacting with people. Gained confidence and grew more social. I guess character development in general.

[@raddastronaut]

It’s a show about nothing but blurs the lines of tv and reality. 😂😂 the 25% agreement is hilarious.

[@Sinna94]

There actually is an $80 perfume called Beach by Bobbi Brown and according to Fragrantica, its fragrance notes include sea water and sand!

[@jasonlacroix6083]

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Just think of all the time that would open up in people's lives?

[@nthgth]

That's really not bad, tons of people use both on the same things and they'd still sell separate bottles to the rest of us

[@ianfinrir8724]

I think they have that now.

[@Mr.PauloSica]

They should make a Kramer Chronicles show. it would be amazing

[@captainfordo9696]

Kramer predicted the combination things Heinz is doing now at 2:26

[@FathomlessJoy]

Newman not ecognizing the postal code for Michgan calls everything I know about Kramerica into question.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. Kramer really felt that.

[@JeffJK000]

Imagine what Kramer would come up with, with todays information and technology.

[@Bobombkaboom]

"Bro vs Manzier" makes me think of "relaxitaxi vs relaxicab".

[@ikelove6784]

I would have compromised with "brozere"

[@machavellicheese5556]

Love how Newman and Kramer have all of one day to round up the bottles to return for deposit $$ in Michigan.

[@joemckim1183]

And the idea is they have so much mail going to Michigan they need an extra mail truck but if they need to take so much mail to Michigan how would they have any room left for all of their bottles? And I doubt the post office is delivering male across several states in regular mail trucks.

[@DhooomKetu]

Kramer is the first entrepreneur of the world 😂

[@holeindanssock156]

Seinfeld best show ever? Id say probably.....

[@holeindanssock156]

Thanks for pin. Coming from official channel.... I feel blessed. Is Larry around? I have a great recipe for omelettes. Take care.

[@pradeepshetty4835]

Lesser known fact : Steve jobs was an intern at Kramerica Industries.... As per some sources Apple copied most of Kramer's ideas when Kramer was westing his valuable time in Jerry's apartment....

[@JulianDale94]

6:11 Ah yes, the negotiator

[@Overly_Hydrated]

Is $750 for a book contract actually a good deal? I’m surprised he didn’t ask for royalties.

[@MisaelMatute76]

For someone who has never written a book, probably...

[@BinaryBard64]

It's called ghost writing. They normally don't make lots of money anyway, but Kramer is known for making silly deals.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@BinaryBard64 He had air tight cases against both a coffee house and the tobacco industry and he traded for a lifetime supply of coffee and his own billboard, respectively.

[@fackery8438]

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle

[@M-David-Hakoh]

That tie dispenser is actually not such a bad idea

[@joemckim1183]

The problem with that is not that many jobs require people to wear suits unless they're lawyers.

[@tripleooo7881]

Jerry's parents were pretty good to.

[@tomcovic6395]

His two court settlements haha

[@asteverino8569]

… and I really like… “It’s like they’re addicted.”

[@BernieMadoff-qv5in]

“Ya know selling bras exclusively to women, we’re really only utilizing 50% of the market.”

[@subhashkapur4148]

Vandelay Industries vs Kramerica Industries. Who wins?

[@conradsieber7883]

Ironically the beach Cologne is a good idea. My skin smelled it's best after swimming in the ocean...

[@sdmlmy]

Kramer is sublime!

[@steverogers7601]

4:12 was so unnecessarily dismissive lmao

[@lust4bass]

07.00 'Well, I like to work in the evenings ' is masterly delivered

[@maikp5505]

I don’t know why but I’m beginning to appreciate Kramers dress code.

[@Zigidy]

Ha. I love how the real life Kramer capitalized on the Kramer character from Seinfeld and created a bus tour in real life. And so the show wrote that into an episode. So many layers. Brilliant.

[@vistulacooper6802]

I SPECIFICALLY FOUND AND BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF PERFUME CALLED "THE BEACH"! It smells amazing!!!

[@attyla3970]

Actually the idea with Kramerica Industries is not that bad . Was a funny episode .

[@afterlife697]

How about bro-ziere. It combines both

[@FIXTREME]

Manziere is better

[@Hillthugsta]

@@FIXTREME ...and more Masculine sounding.

[@eaglerabbit8922]

But you only provide fantasy world corporate experience. XD

[@jrpro5195]

Kraymerica is responsible for Mod Pizza!

[@albertf.ismail2605]

Love♥️ from 🇲🇾Malaysia!!

[@pandam9638]

What a come back - yeah I understand 37.5 for 3 moskiter

[@vaadaenmacchi]

What was kramers source of income?? He seemed to always be living it up

[@c.moriarty1178]

Ask Bob Sacamano

[@SandmanGames]

I actually got a bro 😂 good support is important

[@mikeg1378]

Yes it is..I know that when I wear banlon, there appears to be some jiggling

[@invisible.fatman]

MANSIERE!!!

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@invisible.fatman BRO!

[@nickm1094]

When is Seinfeld going to be released on Blu Ray or 4K

[@fromthehaven94]

I still say he should have negotiated for more than 25% in the deal with Morty's raincoats.

[@albundy6008]

Mr. Kramer says, "Hey Buddy!"

[@cobretticobra7911]

Kramerica gets me through he day

[@ruzzodac]

Some people actually went to jail for trying to pull the "Bottle Scam"

[@poorshad]

Why are this channel's compilations all backwards?! e.g. You show the oil ball result first, or the disagreement for 25% first, then show where the idea came from or when it started.

[@pradeepshetty4835]

5:50 is gold ❤️

[@garyfrombrooklyn]

I love this!!!

[@claytonfs]

I'm reminded of Taco Corp. from The League and the EBDBBnB!

[@CT37BN]

Ban-lon is so underrated🤣😂

[@harrykrishna2697]

Sid Farkus said there appears to be some jiggling with Banlon

[@matthewrogers8778]

THE MAN-ZEER

[@ianfinrir8724]

BRO!

[@steverogers7601]

4:12 this was a serious burn

[@shareofmoney]

This is hilarious!!!

[@wvu05]

I am digging the fact that the background art for the coffee table book is the same as the _Nevermind_ cover. Similar fonts, too. This may be the most Nineties thing ever.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Oh yeah....top floor

[@jeanmaryfrancois1584]

Best comedy ever 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@grind7313]

Krämers trainee thinks he is simply the best 😂😂😂😂

[@Sisyphusquit]

Where's the pizza idea and trading old records?

[@BrianMiller1973]

Long live Kramerica!

[@icemouf7480]

37.50 for three mesketeers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarthWill3]

I wonder if Salem Saberhagen's Cat-opia would wanna do business with Kramerica... LOL

[@wvu05]

I'd like to go to a place where you make your own pizza.

[@marcbelo7301]

I got of start smoking cigars maybe my life will turn out different 😂

[@jonvia]

Its like they're addicted

[@rankobarensic]

You find something you get a fee🤣🤣🤣

[@qwertyuser1234]

Postal employee Newman does not know what MI stands for?!

[@ianfinrir8724]

He barely delivers mail to begin with.

[@nthgth]

I'm not sure why he'd concern himself with addresses in other states with his particular job delivering exclusively to an area in Manhattan

[@leafyutube]

Is Kramerica listed in the Dow Jones or S&P 500?

[@dasteezyust4717]

I love how the intern is the equivalent of Kramer and they look exactly alike 😂

[@sonnysubedi3297]

TCB....takin care of business...

[@JoseDiaz-mn9it]

Kramer is a legend!!!!!! Festivus for the rest of us 😂😆😂😆

[@billyhodges7194]

Hilarious how all male soccer players wear the Bro now !!! Kramerica came through !! 😆

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Pizza Bagel and 3 Musketeers candy bar 🤣🤣🤣

[@ianfinrir8724]

Peterman eats those?

[@tmrevenge]

5:04 damn the delivery and the acting was superb! Brilliant magnificent bastards!

[@terrellp22]

very strange he never made any money off of these inventions

[@MarcusDailyMedia]

Coffee table book

[@michaellalli7693]

Peterman might be the best guest character on Seinfeld?