Jesse Ventura Funny Moments

The funniest moments of Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

[@bensondewalt8200]

How bout this guy for president? He actually tells the truth, and doesn't talk like a robotic politician.

[@theindivisible]

He's a constitutionalist and not loyal to one party. Anti-establishment. The only social services he is for is military, police, firefighters, EMS & healthcare, and education. I'd vote for him

[@lorenreece1665]

I think he would do ok as President. If Trump could do it, Jesse could certainly do it.

[@richpanini5295]

@@theindivisible military?

[@JedmcCj-uq5dw]

That's what people thought about trump that's why he won. Too bad he was just as full of shit as any politician.

[@garrettnadeau2255]

LOREN Reece except trump can’t

[@carmenzena6844]

I just cannot get enough of this man I absolutely love him

[@TheFailedmessiah]

When he has the shaved head he loves sharp. When he has the long hair skullet he looks insane and I love the insane look.

[@tannermcguire7713]

I have a thick full head of hair but I love the old greasy gray skullet look

[@TheFailedmessiah]

Will Sasso does a perfect impression.

[@liamjones9115]

THE VIETNAM WAR NEVER STARTED! YOU'D BE THUMBING YOUR ASS FOR SURE!

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

So does James Adomian

[@hammurds]

Will’s impression has aged like fine wine. It just keeps getting better

[@tyronerautahi7354]

A true patriot and stand up man

[@mattmattix2598]

He is not. He needs help.

[@iwheezy5037]

@@mattmattix2598 why's that? Give me facts

[@ayeayelolololol5118]

@@mattmattix2598 🤡🤡🤡

[@CamNuggets]

@@iwheezy5037well why don’t you tell me, since ur such a patriot

[@billezane8910]

He was willing to risk that to avoid going through the middle East Terrific

[@johnnyaceadams7694]

#JesseVenturaforpresident2020

[@MattSingh1]

Ventura is a truther crackpot.

[@elgerio3490]

Johnny Ace Adams I'm voting

[@cmdrw9855]

#JesseVenturaforTalesFromTheCrypt

[@volvoplz9209]

@@radioman6489 He'll be in his 70's. 2020 or never.

[@jeffreydouglas-stacy4253]

He did run... he was on the ballot of the Alaska Green Party for president.

[@GregChipelski]

Howard Stern is a weird dude

[@mikeschwarzenegger6950]

Hes cringy for sure.

[@thepainkiller4939]

He's just past his time. His type of humor isn't shocking anymore, and that's all it had. Shock value.

[@sngmnh]

bro he had a smallest penis competition on his show. wtf do you think he's like

[@Nickcave1994]

@@sngmnh yeah that was weird

[@akuma4u]

Hes a lowlife that uses shock to make $$$

[@DHT845]

Jesse Ventura for president

[@Liam-fp4jq]

A squandered American, from an Australian this guy is legit a legend and he should have run your country. He is a really good guy that truly loves his country, there can be no doubt.

[@hammurds]

I’m from Minnesota. He did some really great things as governor, but he wasn’t cut out for politics. He’s got too much of a spine. He’s better on the outside

[@lloyd9710]

His views on Columbus is awesome

[@donaldjohnson4019]

Impressive Why not Stay Landbound and cross the middle east to India ? Very Good Point !

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

He's not right about any of it but it's still funny.

[@seveleleventwelve]

He's a living legend 🏆🏆🏆

[@dentalfloss7523]

Well why don't you tell me? - will sasso

[@VolumedMusicMan]

I followed Jesse in the AWA and the WWF as a kid. Regardless of his affiliation he’s always fastening to listen to. If I ever want to hear an opinion outside the grid ( Dem or Rep) I like to listen to Jessie.

[@williamdavis600]

Been watching wrestling since the 60s and Jesse the Body is my all time favorite. Nobody could walk it and talk it like the Body.

[@lib556]

I feel I need a shower after watching the Young Turks.

[@HeavenlyWarrior]

I feel you. Young Turks is worse than MSM. I can't stand their shit.

[@dennisbowen452]

theyre liberal npr

[@grapentine739]

Ya im glad i found that out too. Jimmy dore showed me the light.

[@brian-w]

I agree with you! The head Turk has chronic diarrhea of the mouth--disgusting...

[@stanleykendallsinvertednipple]

Should be called "the young groomers"

[@davidcunningham1863]

Man some of these clips Jesse looks like Doc from back to the future..Great Scott!!!

[@nash984954]

Love your Jimi Hendrix shirt Jesse FAR OUT Right on man.

[@paulh7589]

If I had 50 million dollars I wouldn't need a therapist, I would need a boat salesman!

[@loggerchadwake7141]

Like to meet Jesse, maybe go for a ride sometime. Great American. Ventura 2024!

[@douglasalfseike3867]

Brilliant montage! Loved it.

[@Rags2Riches762]

DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODplicans!! Awesome!!

[@davidfranco8816]

loved the weed part!!!

[@Bb-pw1zi]

Governments around te world are making weed legal because they have found a way to tax it. Alcohol is worse and have 8 to 10 coffees, it has the same effect of snorting coke

[@RedJester68]

0:22 That look is so bizarre for him.

[@user-gd5dj2nj6c]

Looks like a pirate

[@nw8402]

This is the kind of mind, man and personalty that i love! Keep it up Jesse and stay healthy brother!

[@matthewr2361]

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair. Great acronym. Explains a lot with very little.

[@Avrielfer]

God this guy does a great will sasso impersonation

[@MentalGains]

Are you a true American?

[@joely6699]

😂, that last question right at the end and Jesse just starts cracking up. He ain't got time to bleed, he ain't got time for bullshit either.

[@johnlamarca9439]

I've been trying to tell people that 4 years! Good to see someone stating it. They can work right where they are and don't have to leave their families.

[@rorschach5704]

Jesse ventura kinda looks like crypt keeper before death.

[@williamhall4923]

Jessie should his own "Tonight Show". It would have independent of the major networks, because he is against both Republicans & Democratics (Pelosi is right of most Republicans) and many corporate sponsors.

[@LordHeath1972]

If you are going to have a compilation called "Jesse Ventura Funniest Moments" then you will need to include hours and hours of quips from his color commentary when he worked with the WWF (the REAL WWF that is, the World Wrestling Federation).

[@richardburchett]

“It looks like two carps in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn.”

[@LilBitDistributist]

mamster233 he meant real as in the wwf for wrestling and not “world wildlife fund”

[@daddylongleg6848]

Abraham don't need no therapist

[@ericdillonii8357]

LMAO best comment ever

[@derekweinerttv4163]

Fucked up beyond all recognition

[@roberthatch6153]

I watched this to laugh at him and I’m finding myself laughing with him.

[@jamesfisher846]

Jesse, you're a star

[@duggan32]

6'4 225.

[@blackpage716]

They grew hemp

[@ReformedOrderPart2]

Jesse, could do ASMR while giving me the gospels of the MANY conspiracies our government is/was up to & would still be relaxed with just his voice alone. :-)

[@williamhall4923]

Jessie is a better comedian than 99% of the comdians.

[@stevendern2543]

God damn sexual tyrannosaurus

[@huntermanderson6381]

I've always been a big fan. Jesse is the truth.

[@garrettjones9549]

“No different than when trump said it” 👀👀 save us Jesse

[@kimberlypotts9734]

this man tell the truth and he is not a illuminati person

[@ontargetthomunclesam3926]

Kimberly Potts that's because his not a mason

[@ericfrantzen2516]

The BODY was always my Favorite!

[@africaRBG]

Thats astounding to me!

[@thekameleon9785]

Love him.

[@charliejackson2491]

“If you had 50 million dollars would you need to see a therapist?” Yes Jesse, probably even more than I do now.

[@mikeches7992]

I like This man

[@8Scorpions]

He is one of my idols....

[@scottdawsie9948]

Jesse is a great speaker the only issue with these type people is that they intend to answer for anything to look and sound smart, their mindset is driven to make them believe that they are correct all the time.

[@TheFailedmessiah]

When he said chance of violence 50/50...chance of someone puking on you, also 50/50. Lol

[@mhess427]

ALPHA MALE!!!!

[@bobbyj5634]

I love jesse!!!

[@zakkthemaniac0329]

That Martha joke had me rolling lol I would choose the pot party too

[@xtraspecialmango]

Jesse cracking up at Judas being gay cracked me up 😅

[@YellowKing1986]

Total badass...

[@Magneticitist]

that wink lmao

[@sydbarrett5]

When Jesse was born he slapped the doctor and took a cab home.

[@scottbaker7104]

This man is my hero

[@OeraliusTarth]

Hailing from Bajasota...weighing in at 250 lbs.....JESSE THE BAJA VENNISOTA!!!

[@bustercherry8734]

I'm with Jesse. I'll never own a cell phone either.

[@jst2889]

Therapy for having a lot of money? Yes, actually. Imagine the pressure from old friends and distant family or even close family and Friends. The pressure to share it all can not be easy and going along with everyone’s requests will turn even a millionaire broke.

[@leomdk939]

Or the emptiness of realizing that all that money doesn't actually make you happy in the long term.

[@Fardun007]

Great man.

[@JedmcCj-uq5dw]

The DaVinci part was hilarious.

[@cheps5783]

Great American right here. I love Jesse Ventura

[@populist9297]

Great guy

[@00Kuja00]

Cool, I did not know the saying about water in wrestling! And yet I live by that rule myself. ^^

[@WaveOfTheRager]

So why don't you tell me.... I'm in the Baha now...

[@malevarda]

...and I can hold my breath under water for 19 minutes, that's why they call me The Submarine from Bahhhhhaaaaaa

[@sratus]

I'VE GOT THE DAWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKYAAAAAMENNNNNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

[@lizardsboy81westcoastshawn7]

Jesse the body ventura is a fucking god

[@DjSonicxify]

Jesse for presidentit and im from Finland! Talked with him once

[@ProtonHelixNegatronOscar]

Now that's why it's Jack and Ace's Vetura Son!

[@matthewfromthechatroom7974]

I came here from the Will sasso impression!

[@TyDie85]

You know what....at least howard stern asks men to undress as much as he asks women lol.

[@SnuffTheBeast666]

This is your needed president.

[@janetairlines1351]

16:30 haha

[@canis582]

Anonymous Anonymous Ghtugtnh. You.

[@ImJorgeMPerez]

0:19 😂😂😂😂

[@SquirrelASMR]

Lmao jesse

[@ReZnMusic]

He would be a great president

[@user-fh8tk4sp2e]

I feel like Jesse would be awesome to party with

[@hammurds]

Me: come on Jesse, let’s go in this gay bar for a drink Jesse: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnLVaKJ_bcikq6M

[@jamesasc7709]

He's in the Baja

[@ProtonHelixNegatronOscar]

Told you I was Rockso!

[@funnybonesbucknewton7261]

Jesse for president 2020

[@theintroverse1905]

Jesse Ventura should had played Steve Buscemi's partner in Fargo, would had been so different lol

[@Eye2Eye24]

I can just see Jesse jamming to some jimmi hendrix

[@RealLoriSpencer]

Kennedy/Ventura 2024

[@aaronengland4431]

This guy does a great will sasso

[@kryptoart87]

well done incoporatedOps

[@whateverman4945]

he tweeted out as of may 2018, still no cell phone

[@ontargetthomunclesam3926]

Jesse in 2020

[@ruggishbone5988]

Can of cope a day..damn son

[@tannermcguire7713]

Bogo Beef days are back at Arby's

[@exbronco1980]

smart people in the late 1400s knew the earth was a sphere.

[@gnickthegnome1981]

What smart people know never REALLY defines what the mass of a population believes.

[@JoshuaBrown-kr8iu]

2sweet

[@dminiri]

#jesseVentura4AlbanianpresendetNow

[@marklang6648]

My germs

[@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat]

He needs to run for president ASAP

[@soitsanightmare]

No. 😮

[@brodyharris7631]

Is that really him at the 25 sec mark? 😂😂😂

[@ProtonHelixNegatronOscar]

I have had several Jobs. Jack of all Trades!

[@wesnorthcutt639]

FUBAR..Fucked Up Beyond all Recognition...