Jessie Murph | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TommyLamey]

Hats off to Theo for keeping this convo going

[@JadenJessee]

“You got the dark arts in ya… and that’s okay maybe you were a Halloween baby “ had me ROLLINGGG

[@Youknowwhy777]

Same😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cennybkillinum]

Her vague reaction finished it off perfectly 😂

[@numbersandsports4206]

people gotta start leaving time stamps when they quote a good moment from the pod, I gotta hear that shit not read it.

[@jermainedupri5285]

A lot of people being harsh on her in the comments. She was sweet and seemed pretty chill. She's not a professional comedian. This is just what it looks likes when a 19 year girl old talks to a 45 year old man. Considering the age gap I think they hit it off pretty well

[@Lowtempdabs5523]

19 year girl old❤lol

[@jermainedupri5285]

@@Lowtempdabs5523 lol typo

[@mikemarshalek8724]

100%

[@nephrotoxick8]

Exactly!! She's obviously going through a HUGE change also so she doesn't know how to answer the questions in an interesting way yet

[@HuntersHunt]

Holy shit he’s old

[@schmusey]

I about laughed up a lung at "anything you wanna know about yourself, just ask me"

[@Munro724]

Such a great line

[@N_M_46]

He asked her or she asked him?

[@schmusey]

@@N_M_46 starts around 9:30

[@jonathanduran4678]

Why does that make you laugh? She’s so dumb.

[@itsquicksand]

that was genius

[@teddycrain2531]

Theo flirting: “I bet horses get jealous” 😂

[@505joker505]

100%

[@Crying-Lightning]

Roflmao

[@TheAMFT]

My favorite was her laugh was almost a neigh

[@Masterdebater-q5c]

He’s just horsin’ around

[@lolokaymeg]

omg 😂​@@Masterdebater-q5c

[@charliegill1620]

I was dying laughing when she asked you which basketball player you was. Was in disbelief you didn’t make a joke

[@BretEsque]

That age gap hit hard when she asked who Chris Farley was 🤣

[@caseynelson50]

Damn, I’m not ready for the “who’s that” when Chris Farley’s name is brought up 😢.

[@ljjdsee]

Agreed 😢

[@Dumpsterfire88]

Felt that lmao

[@Tony-iw8id]

When she saw him on the Letterman stage, she literally said “What movie is this?” Wtf lol

[@RandomRabbit007]

"17 was tough for me." - a 19 year old that think's she's mature now LOLLLL

[@GurtyGoobles]

“Spite it’s like revenge’s cousin who wears a tie” 😂

[@ZenithHeptone1109]

Like revenge's FANCY cousin... So perfect

[@vimalsiwan]

i wrote that down too yeah

[@manvirhundal1850]

Theo the Poet

[@2Muchpjp]

Yes, and "irony is the billionaires' sarcasm"

[@MayaNicoleN]

“My mom dated a mechanic… I think she just wanted new tires to be honest… it’s all about that psi baby!!!”🤣

[@carris2scents57]

This feels like when you get stuck talking to your older brothers friend 🤣

[@emilybritt316]

Or like when you try to get stuck talking to your older brother’s friend.

[@carris2scents57]

@@emilybritt316 😏

[@brbapappa]

Watch the Hawk Tua girl with Bill Maher if you want to see a girl stuck talking to her older brother's friend's father.

[@lauraatthecorepoint]

😂

[@SupercellSucks]

He was the one who was stuck talking to bar of soap.

[@tomkmb4120]

Theo needs to get the guys from that basketball photo on the pod

[@paulh4834]

Please!!!

[@marcimli3231]

😂 and tell us more about the bicycle story

[@tomkmb4120]

@@marcimli3231 haha yeah the ‘N word bus’ as he called it

[@jdr2210]

Bro yes!

[@marcimli3231]

@@tomkmb4120 🤫🤫🤣 yes we need to verify that story

[@LordPifHog]

Bruh “you basically get 1 TikTok a year” absolutely had me rolling 😂😂😂

[@ruraljuror1734]

Theo’s slow head turn after he intros every guest sends me. 😂

[@johnmontana8540]

Now I can’t unsee it 😂

[@exex480]

I’ve been waiting for someone to make a compilation 😂😂

[@caseysmith8608]

Lmao such a classic, he’s been doing it since the very beginning. I knew i wasn’t the only one to notice

[@HF1.0]

@@exex480I’m gonna make one today! 😂

[@ibebrett]

He barely included it in this episode, but yes his slow head turns are greeeat!

[@RJB1017]

Theo, I just wanna be upfront and let you know that I stole your joke…. Because when my coworker told me yesterday that she got bit by a black widow, You know your boy hit her with that, “was she in her 40’s?” 😂😂

[@ericeric-xi8sr]

Well did the co-worker respond? LOL

[@ferdwenen4892]

Approved

[@taylormcpherson2493]

Jesus does my hair to

[@lahaza6515]

@@taylormcpherson2493 too😘

[@comfykeegs]

No she was a brown recluse and I found her outside of Fort Knox at an old bus stop

[@VegasKlNGz]

I’m in tears when she said dolphins deliver babies Theo paused and says “what do you mean?” 😂😂😂😂

[@jacobbrandes9275]

Every time Theo has a girl on I always hope they hit it off and get married

[@alyssah7140]

She’s 19..

[@josh7693]

@@alyssah7140 cool, his statement still stands. Don’t make it weird bro we just want Theo to meet a women and be happy. We aren’t talking about this one specifically. Relax..

[@Sparooga]

Theo is not your friend. ​@@josh7693

[@privateprivate06]

So if she wants to marry him, she can? ​@@alyssah7140

[@alyssah7140]

@@josh7693 you’re the only one that doesn’t sound relaxed “bro” lol

[@cheetos1231000]

how is Theo ALWAYS 30-40 days off pornography? xD

[@nitoryu7188]

the comment i've been looking for😂😂

[@lightdarklightdarklightdark]

lmfao

[@mykillmatic]

I think it an on going to joke for us regular listers.. I used to think the same thing

[@Sickclanftw]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bubbagump9662]

@@mykillmaticDefinitely is

[@josephdavis2695]

Man, I feel like Jess held her own. Comments absolutely sautéing her seems overly critical. I’m watching a podcast where two people are mutual fans of each others art, are a thousand years apart in age and still finding common ground, while making each other laugh. That’s pretty much all I signed up for on this one. And side note: this girls voice is fucking bananas. She’s super talented at what she does.

[@Weeks25]

I agree 100%. I’ve seen other interviews she’s done an they were way better. It’s a mix of age and the fact that Theo is always saying something hilarious. He could’ve asked her more questions that would’ve forced her to tell more of a story. Idc either way love them both! She is insanely talented. Her voice is so unique and so good. She can sing an rap. She could easily do country, pop or hip hop. I really like her, she could easily be a huge superstar!!!

[@swiss19]

This

[@amberparker9883]

She's VERY good!!

[@andrewcontreras8077]

Jessie: That girl lost her eyelashes Theo: Yeah its just that time of year

[@MasophaRamolefo]

I actually laughed at that😭

[@lexicupcakes8233]

I just about died at that 😂😂😂

[@codyjones4837]

"One kid has head lice so bad at Christmas he couldn't open his gifts, he was itching so bad " 😂

[@mhcassidy4829]

🤢🤮🤣

[@brittnipitts9641]

Lol that made me laugh out loud at work 😂😂

[@furshizzle]

kids name was Theodore

[@Cryptic-cy3xr]

“It sounds like he has a thousand years trapped inside of him.” “Someone just screaming through a wishing well of beauty.” Theo just randomly dropping legendary quotes, like they’re nothing

[@braziliantexatlantis7485]

"You think I want a dick pic with no audio?" "That's the world we live in now, crabs are eating Gushers" "How could I have ever heard of it 'cause it's not even something." "And you're wife's selling merch or something and calling you an asshole at night" That's Norm Macdonald Live level shit

[@gmontano5454]

Theos Aura around women is unmatched

[@ConorW-fb4uo]

😅😅

[@FightingSportsMedia]

hes like 20 years older than her lmfao

[@sha7303]

Bro so gai

[@jennifernichole7317]

@@FightingSportsMediabye no one said date 😭 she’s also a grown adult, he absolutely has amazing social chemistry with women

[@jameshill8493]

@@jennifernichole7317people are getting crazy with the age stuff these days. I’m 24 and my girlfriend was 20 when we started dating, some people thought that was too weird.

[@LukeBuzzard-uw6yd]

“I wouldn’t say I failed. We probably disagreed on the invoice at the end of the year.” 😂

[@Paw_Mama]

Loooooooooooooost it !! 😂😂😂😂

[@slimshady5050]

“Mama said they want me back”

[@thekid3770]

Highly underrated one liner

[@manuelgonzalez8648]

“There’s one video of me singing” , instantly knew what he was talking about haha

[@johnsawczak1090]

“You got the dark arts in you. And that’s ok… Maybe you were a Halloween baby.” 😂😂😂

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

The look she had on her face when he said that was telling though...go rewatch that part and watch her face closely

[@brutalpoetry798]

"It's like a trans-dolphin or something" 🤣🤣

[@richsoul5437]

⁠@@MAkAVeLlIiiifor sure she knows what she’s into with that industry it’s no secret anymore

[@RudeSaiyan]

​@@MAkAVeLlIiii yep saw the same thing. She moved to CA for a reason.

[@patrickaker4380]

Diddy.

[@aryamanmani4025]

Theo isn't stumbling in this one, sort of like older brother little sister vibe. Very wholesome.

[@YourMomSaidGetAJob]

For sure. And I’m glad because he’s in his kid 40s and she’s 19. For me that’s always an icky thing

[@pcmacro]

I actually felt that he was nervous a bit around her maybe not to give creeper vibes but that she was actually into him. But he seemed less nervous as the podcast progressed.

[@jaycobherr8996]

Theo would definitely hit

[@Everythingismeaningless344]

Yes every straight man who isn't cucked by society would definitely smash a 19 year old at 40. Society brainwashed everyone that it's wrong, but women are at their most fertile.

[@PeachyCat-3990]

@@YourMomSaidGetAJob Yeah a bit of an age gap ... could basically be a daughter, lol.

[@kleytenkorstad5397]

New drinking game. Drink every time this chick says, “100%”

[@codyacuna7458]

Theo is a great interviewer to be able to drag this out for an hour and a half.

[@sandynelson6229]

That’s what I thinking because she is new at this and very shy and Theo was able to get information out of her

[@TruthWearAmerica]

yea thatd be so hard to do ..and it not be a mess...id have to have some sort of encouragement lol

[@morbiuscrowley8536]

​@@TruthWearAmericaYou mean drugs?

[@offensivesaint9848]

He’s a great conversationalist, it helps that he’s a people person

[@krystaedwards3160]

I thought that too!!!

[@colebarrett5229]

Telling the bath and body worker “I’m in love with somebody and I gotta PROVEE it to em” had me rolling

[@Giftedgamer4]

36:10 “Hurt camel but I think u gotta be a woman for that one” got me rolling 😭😭😭

[@AmirSaya]

This is the comment I've been waiting for

[@Scrabbledat]

I love how she asked which one he was in the basketball pic LMAO

[@xthekingsguard1229]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

"Number 34", it went over his head.

[@tristadexter9916]

Right up well only two white boys pretty sure he’s not colored dark 🤣

[@MrBuketman]

She might as well asked “which of the black fellas is you?” 😂

[@lachlainbanton7831]

@@Woozlewuzzleablebecause it wasn’t a joke she is just dumb as shit

[@crossingofblood8579]

He had so many one liners she didn’t laugh at that made it so much funnier. Jesus 😂

[@crossingofblood8579]

Great producing cutting to her every time she didn’t laugh at the one liners too. Give Nick a raise. GET IN THERREEE!!!!

[@Pokechop01]

Like the split jelly roll into two eclairs 😂

[@crossingofblood8579]

@@Pokechop01 so true 😂🤣

[@MamaTthaOG]

It’s true, I noticed too, but I think it had a lot to do with their age gap, and that’s okay….& it did make it a bit more funny.

[@hbadge22]

I love how she “can’t remember” high school dances, when Highschool was last year for her 😂😂. Theo seems nervous af on this one

[@MAkAVeLlIiii]

To be fair, she's not living a normal teenage life. She travels to s lot of different places and sounds like she likes to party...or did

[@jaxonheffner8198]

bruh when she said "WHICH ONE" when they showed a picture of Theo on the basketball team 🤣🤣 you got a 50/50 guess girl

[@Nasdaqoilgod]

That shit made me laugh so hard

[@mr.j410]

I wish he said a black guy. Missed opportunity

[@Yaminiaad24]

That made me laugh so damn hard 😭😭😭😭

[@fillmore1267]

No doubt lol so good

[@complexend4133]

maybe she was making a fucking joke and you're on here not getting it.

[@GatorBoiii3]

The basketball picture and her saying “which one” KILLED me

[@calebhooey7983]

I love how she interviewed Theo 😅

[@dougkorenic]

Theo’s humility and non judgement turned this into a great interview. It was like pulling teeth at first but Theo got it done. His interview skills are underrated

[@braziliantexatlantis7485]

Theo's a good guy and he can interview Mark Cuban or anyone else

[@RollinRowland25]

22:30 When she couldn't figure out Theo singing was a deep fake had me howling at work.

[@Yhwhelrey]

her ignorance or naivete, whichever it is, and her being dead certain that was him had me facepalming and cackling

[@aaron-ooog-5757]

😂

[@Youknowwhy777]

@@Yhwhelreywait is not him😮

[@JamesBrown-hv1xu]

It was him, 12 year old evangelist, and the lead singer at his church he attended

[@christinec5958]

Okay but is this him or not? Every time he shows it, I’m like that Is insane, but I thought it was real?

[@DayoMudge]

I love how he explains who CF is without making her feel dumb for not knowing, Theo is the best! I vote him for panel to meet with the aliens

[@EdwinPineda-u1z]

Gotta turn Jelly Roll into two eclairs!!!! 💀💀💀 Just went over her head!!! Theo is a genius 😂😂😂

[@Addy-Gym]

Theo gets interviewed should be the title

[@jimmylee9120]

This was posted 4 hours ago, your comment was made 4 hours ago 😂😂 didn't watch before commenting? Is all alot of people commenting before even watching

[@Addy-Gym]

@@jimmylee9120 not much changed did it

[@jimmyrobinson9396]

Every question he asked was in turn asked to him before it was answered. Terrible interviewee or smart ass

[@corey9848]

@@Addy-Gym Got em

[@christinecondrey9363]

I thought it was a hilarious podcast Jessie is only 19 maybe so I’m sure she was nervous however I thought they both handled it well yall ease up ❤

[@jeffreycappalo7745]

“It’s that time of the year” for the eyelashes getting knocked off is craaaaazzzy.

[@teraslythe]

Theo man from the bottom of my heart i wanna say I appreciate what you do a lot. It’s good seeing men out here being serious and silly, being masculine in their honesty without being bland and unfunny. I didn’t have the best male example myself so I’m real glad you’re moving like you are man! ✌️

[@flowershop7443]

This is a great comment! I agree❤

[@Techaro]

Just be yourself and don't try and emulate what you think you need to be.

[@heelmoxley365]

People like Theo keep life wholesome af

[@jasonscissorhands1420]

Extremely smooth and well-worded 🤜🤛

[@JoeyCapuana]

Can we please get harland williams on the pod?

[@Freddyfst]

Harland take over

[@EirkenElite]

Like a month ago

[@BlurryHoplite1444]

I dont get the Harland hype... he doesn't seem that funny to me. Is it like the Joe Rogan situation where people just like his comedy for no apparent reason? Edit: brooo this whole time I was talking about William Montgomery 😅 I got the 2 mixed up

[@alexeilindes7507]

Why? What will you learn? I mean he is on all day

[@rodrigoarroyo8416]

The conversations would be interesting 😂

[@dperez2103]

“We had some disagreements on the invoice at the end of the year…” Made me spit on myself lol

[@dhuntb00]

"for me it takes a little while to draw it" totally flew under the radar. Theo is too quick

[@henjem14]

I caught it haha, got a laugh outa me!

[@evanmielhausen8946]

I caught that too and I chuckled 😂 Theo is too good lol

[@austinthornell]

I rolled laughing at that. 😂

[@chrispember172]

i dont get it lol

[@mikenew5380]

Theo: Have you ever…? Her: Have YOU ever…?

[@jimpahansen3738]

100%

[@tommygindahud]

She was a shockingly bad guest

[@zenlunatic25]

@@tommygindahudyou’re very correct. EXTREMELY shallow answers. Only skimming the surface, never expounding on anything. And then asking him the same question back. Yikes. 😱

[@mikeb9093]

@@zenlunatic25 She's 19. Not a lot of life experience yet.

[@roadbully384]

@@mikeb9093 avril Lavigne was better at interview Q&A than this at 19 ( I know she also kinda looks like her, too)

[@tweezy1]

She bounces every question back lol😂

[@oleyullah]

It's called making a conversation, fyi

[@rammy3550]

@@oleyullahman you’re white-knighting hard for her in these comments. Thats *not* what conversation is. If Theo wasn’t a genius, this pod would’ve been 20 min max. Thankfully, she seems easy to get along with but he had to DRAG conversation out of her. At 19 years old you should be able to answer a question with more than 5 words.

[@JohnCue21]

I drank every time she said “100 PERCENT” please call an ambulance!! 🚑

[@PeteG-y9i]

Literally paused this to look for this comment 😂 I knew I would find it, 100% 🤣🤣

[@JohnCue21]

@@PeteG-y9i lmao I was doing the same but couldn’t find it! Haha she was annoying the hell out of me! 100 percent!!!

[@SlapNSniff]

i was taking a shot every time she said "yeah no"

[@KateNewell1]

Omg you're dead, a hundred percent

[@paultaylorduke]

hunder percen

[@TheJCinator]

Idek this broad but I’ll watch Theo stumble through any podcast with a girl

[@Andrew-w2p]

She has a badass song with jelly roll is all I know about her

[@sergeivadaski9466]

Didn't even know that much.

[@TheJCinator]

@@lynsss__8928 oh gosh golly is it “okay, bro” 🤓 It was so tongue in cheek, calm down

[@sergeivadaski9466]

@@TheJCinator lol I'm saying....what year does she think she's in being offended by that of all words you could have used lmao

[@RandomRabbit007]

@@lynsss__8928 Sensitive much?

[@brenjakob7]

"I willll.... Make sure you get to one" Trying not to invite a 19 year old to UFC with him lolll

[@samanthal6526]

This girl is dodging all his questions 😂 and he's trying so hard to reign it back in

[@jazzyg530]

Typical Scorpio rising. I looked up her chart because I felt the Scorpio vibes. They're so secretive. It's a good thing Theo is hilarious and can have an interview all by himself.

[@joshestess]

Good thing shes not an asparagus ​@jazzyg530

[@floydie5536]

@@jazzyg530 has nothing to do with scorpio but whatever floats your boat

[@trel9388]

@@jazzyg530you are schizophrenic

[@bump112]

Get back on your meds ​@@jazzyg530

[@Rizzbulla]

Theo truly is unmatched as a podcast host and his ability to get all the types of guest, literally from a trashman to a mortician to a presidential candidate.

[@mattmainer3314]

Agreed but shes actually a really dope artist bro

[@ilyssar9900]

"what do you mean?.. how could i ever heard of it cause it's not even something" 😂😂

[@usoppn4905]

“This is Yan Mayor” Theo is too good😂😂😂

[@HomeprayingforAmerica]

Good lord Theo PULLING info outta this kid

[@maddtech348]

This was an amazing pod cast. I could not stop laughing the entire time. Theo is one of the funniest men in the world hands down.

[@L0STV1K1NG96]

Drake DMing teenagers is fitting.

[@footballdude6824]

Crazy, this the only person I seen point this out, and this was when she was 18. Bro a weirdo man.

[@Aaron19987]

Drake is such a creep man. Guy can’t leave teenagers alone

[@Aaron19987]

I’m fkn 26 and wouldn’t go anywhere NEAR a 18-19 year old shits wild

[@gloriagaribay8679]

Touché 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️touché 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️💝

[@spiceslat2732]

I was looking for somebody to point this out. I wonder why the collaberation didn't end up working out

[@AdilHorkiMusic]

Theo looks like that Amish young boy who accidentally ate the wrong type of mushroom from the neighbouring woods and never came back home.

[@atommsol1368]

And started to get those Super Mario effects but got stuck in between

[@DensonFletch]

He's like the dude they let out for a year to go decide his future, then tells em he wants both... Hollywood Amish Mafia

[@JermNijjernword]

Too wordy

[@nTrylo]

be more specific.

[@user-bz5yk1eo4e]

@@JermNijjernwordTheo looks like that Amish boy who ate mushrooms and never came home. 👌

[@ashleynoelle7429]

I’m so happy to hear how Theo talks about receiving massage with respect and clear communication. I love clients like that.

[@mcbecker88]

So funny when he shows the kids "him singing" and they trip out LOL

[@rbfoster]

How did she not know 😳

[@ambergreen5841]

She caught on pretty quick. The way he presents it would fool my dumb ass for sure lol 😂

[@Handsolo93]

“We love jelly roll ! I wish they would make him into 2 eclairs” 😂😂😂😂

[@Ca_Tule_Ninja]

This man’s jokes are criminally underrated

[@Liam-i1j4p]

1:10:54 "Yeah it's just that time of year " Like birds molting😂😂😂

[@oleyullah]

That one was funny 😅

[@LaneScogin]

Theo instantly went there in his head with the Drake comment 🤣🤣

[@marybethkidd3348]

“Is that an euphemism?” hahaha 😂

[@marktorres5736]

The collab didn’t work out because she got too old for his creepy ass

[@Britt_7]

He was making sure extra hard that going to UFC wasn’t sounding like a date haha

[@HTF4x4]

This video has me dying lmfao the way both y’all’s brains don’t work together is literally the best thing ever ☠️🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 all jokes, love ya brother. Keep the videos coming

[@marybeth88]

Please get Adriene from “Yoga with Adriene” on the podcast!!! I have also been doing her Yoga for years too. She seems like such a cool chick!!!!

[@hazyrivers]

YES PLEASE!!!

[@Lighthouselinda]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@trltotalrequestlaura414]

I agree! She would be a great guest to have on the pod✨😊

[@c3vzn]

50:25 Surprised Drake slid into her DMs, she seems too old for him

[@comfykeegs]

lol holy shit! What a freakin creepazoid!

[@comfykeegs]

Holy hell! What a creepazoid! Lol

[@comfykeegs]

Jesus! The creepiness continues lol

[@ryan8165]

I mean you're right but she still pretty young lmao

[@yaboycapone1996]

It was probably when she was under 18 lol

[@ericpettyfishing]

Theo is the best funny interviewer there is. He has the most interesting way of interviewing anyone. Really one of the best listens you can hear to.

[@shaunkz2805]

49:16 was not expecting that 😂😂 “and this is yan mayer” i burst out at that one

[@ljjdsee]

Never heard of this young lady, but after a few minutes of this chat, i tuned over to her discography and accidentally cant stop listening. Wow, this young woman has wisdom. New forever fan, thanks Theo for the introduction 🥲 BIG LOVE 💙💙

[@briantruck2284]

Same story

[@Ziparoonie]

exact opposite for me, her voice hurts my ears when she sings.

[@ljjdsee]

@@Ziparoonie how many negative comments do you need to leave about it til you feel better? I see this is the 3rd one so far, hopefully you're gettin close 🤞

[@Ziparoonie]

@@ljjdsee sounds like your a fan of me

[@kjake1011]

@@Ziparoonie you're*

[@atomicave3100]

That Eclair joke went right over her head lmaoooo

[@oleyullah]

She is 19... she won't get all of the jokes... how many of Theo's jokes go over Rogan's head during their podcasts?

[@atomicave3100]

​@@oleyullahVery cool, thank you

[@RLPGRIM]

Anyone else love his outro song?

[@seanpera9499]

Theo looks like Shaggy if he drove an iRoc Z to solve mysteries

[@kaiser234]

no.... because it meeans the shows ended

[@blakeburdette3118]

Same as intro Bishop Gun shine!

[@markhoops24]

I hate it, he’s had it for so long and I always have to skip the very beginning and end because of it

[@bigboybobby3066]

“Shi-i-i-i-ine on meeeE”

[@conduitstreams]

i love how all the youngsters believe its Theo singing @22:10 and Theo with a straight face like "it was a while back" 😂😂💀

[@UncleJu82]

Classic

[@justiningram9341]

I was just wishing he would've let it play out a little longer before letting her know it was fake!😂

[@82aa]

Theo puts up a pic of all black basketball players and Jess asking him “which one” he was sent me to space 😂😂

[@matthartmann3782]

I can’t believe I had to look this far to find this comment 😂

[@meaganconley2298]

I thought she was being dry when she said that lol

[@totoole5341]

lol, I love this! “Just run by the music teacher and hit some bars or what?” - Theo Von 18:21

[@JonSnowIII]

I read your comment the same time he was saying it. So weird

[@DrumBeats-jn5ek]

Only Theo can make this girl interesting. She’s a bump on a log.

[@ThomfAM3]

She's 19

[@azaleas3179]

Theo is so good man. Just stayed here to watch him interview someone who’s so hard to get any good answers out of.

[@markdeckard7651]

I started playing this thinking "who is she? this'll be boring" and next thing I know they're wrapping up - I got sucked in. Theo's a genius that brings out a certain, rare side of people.

[@calmsimon]

i’m at 14:00 and i’m STRUGGLING to continue😂

[@jesidriver245]

I’m at 32 & still struggling to continue. Nothing against her. She’s just not saying much & unfortunately this is a podcast, we’re talking matters

[@Weeks25]

Check out her music here on YT you won’t be disappointed! The interview isn’t the greatest but she is very talented

[@chopplolo72]

I could listen to these two talk for hours. Good vibes

[@paceva]

Bro, I gotta say dude. Theo, you are a SOLID dude! I know sometimes we all think we are shit but you are doing great. Acknowledge that dude. You are successful, you are HILARIOUS. You are sober. You’re the man dude.

[@_ima_b]

A masterclass on how to avoid talking about yourself.

[@oleyullah]

She is barely 19, ain't like she 's got decades of wisdom to share. Plus it was a nice thing that she showed some interest in her interviewer which made for really fun exchanges.

[@_ima_b]

@@oleyullah It wasn't meant as an insult. It was just an observation meant to make people chuckle.

[@mbc9290]

9:35 “Yeah, anything you want to know about yourself just ask me.” 😂

[@fierce8943]

This was a rare one I couldn’t make it through. Theo did a great job trying to keep it alive.

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

She hasn't fully developed her personality yet.

[@rudyg9548]

Theo brought the life jackets out with the clips

[@hazyrivers]

she's only 19. just starting in the game of interviews

[@fierce8943]

@@hazyrivers I understand. I’d be a disaster trying to do one of these. She’s an amazing young artist and I feel for her and don’t mean to criticize. It’s just rare to watch any big podcast and see this dynamic. You come on for an interview and many questions that get asked of you, you answer by repeating the question back to the interviewer because you’re uncomfortable talking.

[@zeno4538]

It was pretty entertaining. I doubt you would have done better than her lol.

[@Benji_1982]

Damn this is a rough one. She’s nervous and it’s hard to get much convo out of her. Good job Theo for trying many different angles 😂❤

[@Hannah-Lynne-]

Shit, i’d be nervous too, except i would be talking too much and it would be nothing but one major run on sentence.

[@WhiskeyNeat92]

Girls should wear this amount of make up looks so ridiculous

[@Nerivean]

She's 19 so he did his best. If she comes back in a few years surely it'll be different

[@RedKeitele]

The tornado belt or headlice 😂😂😂

[@jadonwilson5089]

"Had some disagreements on the invoice at the end of the year" 😂😂☠️☠️ 54:05

[@MikaelFresco]

🤣🤣

[@MacBaza]

@33:33 theo: she played 2nd base. (jessie: for which sport?) Hahaha

[@johnnolaniii652]

Well there’s baseball and there’s softball

[@amberparker9883]

She listens to SEXY RED.. that's all I need to know why she don't seem to be that bright

[@pasqualenigro2914]

This young Lady seems to have a pure heart. I hope the industry doesn’t destroy her. God Bless Her!!!!

[@prestonlikesyou]

Theo rocking that Prince live 1991 T Shirt 🔥🔥🔥

[@siennaconda]

It made me feel like I’m gonna be somebody someday 😂😂

[@savnac]

hahahah theo's one of a kind

[@DepthFromAbove]

I’m literally laying in a hospital bed with one earbud in a few feet away from another dude in his with his wife & can hear them talking to a doctor about ending his life & I laughed out loud at this.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@DepthFromAboveuhm.

[@savnac]

@@DepthFromAbove dam

[@vladimirgluten781]

@@DepthFromAboveyou good?

[@nickgerald4359]

Her voice scratches my brain like nothing else I’ve ever heard.

[@tythesoupguy3702]

I wonder how awkward the homie is gonna be w/ this one 🤣

[@BlurryHoplite1444]

I'm calling it right now, bros bagging this one💯🙏

[@seanhoward8276]

​@BlurryHoplite1444 she's 19 I doubt it lol

[@andrewmowbray7035]

@@BlurryHoplite1444this girl was 15 during Covid lol that would be quite odd

[@Justhunter33]

@@BlurryHoplite1444weird, but she is cute af

[@imwill01]

@@seanhoward8276

[@texnewmexneen]

“You can tell you grew up poor if your candles 🕯️ match your car air freshener” 😅😅😅

[@andyzambrano2423]

One of my favorite episodes I’ve seen, just for the chemistry. Two generations of southerners being southerners together.

[@jakeos6051]

Dude, Theo is trying so hard to not be too weird haha We love you, Theo!

[@razorsrevenge]

She’s really good at keeping up with Theo while simultaneously being completely oblivious. It’s very relatable 😂

[@melissamissingchriscornell2513]

Drake being a great songwriter is probably the funniest thing I've heard all year

[@heelmoxley365]

You always know it’s gonna be a banger when Theo has to talk to women.

[@TheMoffwicket]

Dolphin-assisted birth is the hardest I've laughed all year and it's a real thing.