MY KILLER VACATION ALMOST KILLED ME: A drunk3n RANT REVIEW [CC]

[@HungryEyes-sl3mu]

"Do you know what he was sad about?" *sips Blackly* "A panda died"💀

[@Mayte-AC]

Have I read this book? No. Will I ever read this book? Also no. Am I still going to watch a 28 min rant riview? HELL YEAH

[@Jax-jx5uu]

"i am here to just give you my review of this...group of papers." 🤣💀

[@balletbookworm]

I CHOKED on my water at that line

[@melinda9188]

😂😂😂

[@RobinReads]

“I’m here to review a book. It is a book I read”😂😂😂 and now I’d like a review for a book you didn’t read

[@RobinReads]

These voicessss

[@RobinReads]

I have secondhand embarrassments

[@RobinReads]

I am very happy. Thank you for listening to me 😊

[@JessOwens]

LMAO PLEASE I CAN BARELY REMEMBER NAMES OF A BOOK I READ. A BOOK I DIDN'T READ WOULD BE DISASTER HAHAHAH

[@raquelh7682]

"Why do you read something you don't like?" Proceeds to take a big sip of tequila. This might be most iconic thing ever help 😂😭

[@sennievee6833]

The second sip had me SCREAMING lol

[@evildoesnotsleep-x2b]

you are a mood and this is how you should review EVERY bad book

[@HungryEyes-sl3mu]

Her poor liver😂

[@michaelmyerslovesbooks]

👏 this review is Gold!!

[@SloanePaoPow]

The voices you did for the characters! LOL! Taylor! 🌞💕💐✨ Miles! 😤🕶️🔪🏍️

[@StephsRomanceBookTalk]

The voices SENT me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@booksofkell]

My favourite quote in this book is, "You're not getting knifed, you're getting wifed." 💀💀💀 And THANK YOU because I was also so GROSSED OUT by him licking her STOMACH in PUBLIC after knowing her for like literally 30 minutes?!?! What?!?! If you want another bizarre, wild ride of a book, check out "Credence" by Penelope Douglas lol. Just... wow. It was so bonkers, I couldn't look away. 😂

[@dobetterwithchristian4472]

The lick was in public?!?! 😵‍💫💀

[@booksofkell]

Yessss it was like outside her air bnb or something! I remember being extra freaked out by that because hello? You’re in a busy vacation rental area??

[@grigotts]

In my humble opinion any book by Penelope Douglas is bonkers.

[@xphiler0656]

I came here to comment on how I liked that this ended oddly positive with the affirmation to other writers to stop doubting their writing and publish....then you actually ended with "The world's a terrible place" and I died 😂😂😂

[@devlyn873]

I generally DNF books I'm not liking but sometimes you just end up hate reading the whole thing in horrified disbelief. 😅😅😅 Amazing review and thank you for suffering through the entire book to deliver it!

[@danaslitlist1]

“Why would you keep read-“ *sips tequila * I was wheezing!!🤣🤣

[@kelleylovesbooks5688]

You had me howling. I am going to need you reading audiobooks of bad romance to me - WITH commentary. 😂

[@dessieb145]

Rent was due with this book...

[@onarosebeam]

And is still owed😭

[@piscesonpluto]

and she was evicted

[@jio5680]

the 'meow' killed me😹

[@jaye61970]

WTF did you just read?? 🤣 I would say I'm sorry for your experience, but we wouldn't have gotten this magnificent drunken review. My favorite part was when you collapsed to the floor. I screamed! 🤣😂

[@whataprilreads]

“This is not sexy, this is NOT sexy” 💀💀💀 I’m HOLLERIN jess please

[@Lizzzy91]

More drunk reviews, please 😂😂😂

[@nevskislake]

The instant replay of the book drop killed me. Lmao!!! I am so torn. On the one hand, I feel totally bad about sending you My Killer Vacation, but on the other hand this drunk review is one of the best things I have experienced all year. so far. I sent you book money so that you can sage this reading experience from your soul. Enjoy your weekend, Jess!

[@mariapascoal2511]

*licks stomach* ...growls: im milesssss grrrr 🐗

[@JessOwens]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@whataprilreads]

Finding out why her brother was sad actually sent me to the moon 😭😭😭

[@notthemostread]

Group of papers💀💀💀

[@BookmarkChronicles]

one minute in and im already cracking up

[@BookmarkChronicles]

Charlotte? Megan? Taylor..........yup close enough

[@BookmarkChronicles]

this is ultimate cringe

[@JessOwens]

Charlotte, Megan, Taylor are pretty similar tbh

[@historicalfangirl64]

Your reenactment of Miles' lines are hilarious, but remembering he's an ex cop from Boston and that all of this is being said in the thickest Boston accent? I have been sent to the stratosphere.

[@mariapascoal2511]

❤ the voices 💯 all reviews should include impressions of the characters 😻

[@balletbookworm]

The "uses Chapstick, heaves the biggest sigh" is doing so much work at the beginning I stillllll have this one hanging around the TBR and it's getting to the point that I might not even be able to hate-read it

[@secretlyadragon4723]

Jess: "I'm gonna set a timer for 20 minutes and we better not go over it Jessica" Immediately starts talking about her new chap stick and not the book. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@klee5981]

girl i am CACKLING 😂 your dramatic readings are sending me

[@Jax-jx5uu]

THE SLO MO BOOK THROW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BookItWriteFinesse]

19:55 “who published this” 😂😂😂😂😂 I can recall a time I did the same thing. 🤣

[@emmal7510]

I'm really hoping he was asked to help solve the case because he use to be a cop, not because he's a bounty hunter.

[@bva2131]

This is the BEST thing I have seen on the internet in months!!! Also, you should narrate audiobooks! I loved every second of this!

[@questionthat]

I laughed so hard I cried at the multiple tantrums that were thrown in this video.

[@paperbacksgalore]

I DNFd that book after like 13 pages so I am SO excited to watch this rant

[@DestinysPookie]

"tight over her MEEOOOOWW!" had me 💀

[@ThatNerdyMystic]

Oh my GOD. I had the exact same experience of begging my mother not to make me finish reading Great Expectations. 😂 So she let me just watch the movie instead.

[@camcam794]

Those scenes….I’m scared. I wanna go home 😭

[@justcody4780]

Sorry you had to suffer but I’m glad I got this masterpiece of entertainment out of it. Thanks for taking one for the team Fren 😂

[@catsandbats77]

Thank you for this. My husband and I had a really difficult week as we had to say goodbye to our precious kitty. I started to watch this and then stopped because I needed to show it to him. It did not disappoint. At one point my husband said he needed some tequila now too. 😂 You made us laugh and I thank you for it.

[@ktxx22]

Jess I am crying laughing at this! 😂thank you so much for the dramatic readings happy Friday to us! 🤣🤣

[@dinuraiga]

Speaking of the phrase, "cute as a button," I read an M/M romance novel last year where a grown man actually referred to another grown man (his love interest) with that exact phrase, verbatim. And that wasn't even close to the extent of the infantilization of that character. As a queer man myself, I was HORRIFIED! If I hadn't been reading a digital version of that book, I would have lit it on fire.

[@skycastleshay]

The first Tessa Bailey I picked up I didn't even make it over 30 pages before DNF'ing ... I'm living for this lol

[@lilitbrambling]

I can’t believe you weren’t making up those dramatic readings, da faq is this book 😶

[@sweetmarie287]

you are hilarious! I wish I had saved this to watch with a cocktail after work

[@historydragonsandmagic]

Just what I needed on a Monday at lunch time. Rolling laughing. 🤣

[@JessOwens]

happy I can make your Monday brighter

[@Kaitydid_Krixtur]

I love how you say Miles lol. Also my bf's name is Miles so it was even funnier

[@halo_scot]

This was absolutely legendary and deserves a standing ovation. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

[@BookedPanda]

Your dramatic reading reviews are the best please continue to do these. "trees died for this" 🤣

[@Clovermine]

I have been hoping to find someone who also hated this book. I may never read another Tessa Bailey again I hated it so much. Also, a bullet was dodged when they changed the cover, that first cover, not it, would not have bought it.

[@sarahfolger5232]

We don't want you to become an alcoholic, but we need a drunk story time every week please!

[@sarahfolger5232]

This could be a whole series. "Drinky time with Jess"

[@dancesbyk251]

yayyy!! a new video from Jess

[@danichiong6727]

“Cute as a button” oh it’s over

[@SloanePaoPow]

I was concerned the controversy would be that the the male love interest was also the murderer, but love conquers all 😬 Big yikes!

[@TiffReadsBooks]

The voices and the dramatic reading killed me 😂😂💀

[@kellynick408]

🤣🤣Trees died for that😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katiemetzroth907]

What did the panda do to anyone? "If you think your book isn't good enough, PUBLISH." LOLOL Your readings gave me life. You're so funny!!!! Thank you for suffering through this one!

[@scroogemcduckrich9705]

1:37 Bro I know I like Jess’ content because I kept watching after that slurp. that slurp was wicked work.

[@anasky00]

Thank you for the laughter, I really needed it today!! 😅

[@bigbarbie1299]

Your hair always looks so healthy. Can we get a hair care routine? Please 😅

[@lollydolly4590]

Living for the dramatic reading

[@kathryn-yd7bh]

I remember the book being cringe but I don't remember it being that bad. Plus I guessed the killer straight away.

[@paperbacksgalore]

I don't think I've laughed this much during a booktube video before

[@jeridalemay]

"And of course comes *MILES*" ... Ma'am, I cackled 😂😂

[@irenamcg]

Tessa B. is one of the worst popular authors and I didn't like her writing from her first book I never understood the hype. I am glad people finally see, and I blame tiktok again, they always hype the worst quality written books :/

[@K.S.Roberson.writesandreads]

This is the energy I need today! Love this!

[@soavezefiretto]

I mean, of course take care of your health and all that, but yes, if you see more drunk reviews of bad books in your future, I would be very much here for it. This was spot on and hilarious. BUT: for some reason, I want to know more about the brother who was sad about the panda. He seems sweet?

[@Cyberkitchy]

Best review EVER. Currently reading this for my book club wish me luck xx

[@GaryMcSnail]

I know I'm going to have fun when I hear "It is a book, that I read"

[@EmmaraeEmpowered]

How am I just now seeing this video?? Jess I am screamingggg🤣

[@LadyJ95]

Yea!! Definitely found a new channel that I love! ❤

[@JayEllisAlexander]

I am going through so much right now, but you have no idea how much I enjoyed this video... lol YOU ARE HILARIOUS and spoke nothing but the truth!

[@isabellavalentine7268]

Jess... I read this book, I know I read this book... your dramatic reading has me questioning if I read this book

[@brakrozsadku]

Taylor 💕😄💮 and MILES 👺👹🔪

[@florl9194]

The work you put in finishing this book! I am so happy for this review 😆

[@Cierrareadsandwrites]

Oh my god finally someone feels the same! I DNFed Tessa Bailey’s It Happened One Summer. Utter trash and took too long for no reason

[@BRhymesss]

That lip product is THE BEST but seriously why is it SO TINY? I’m already almost done with it and the product just launched less than a month ago

[@juleselizabeth]

THANK YOU! 👏👏👏 This book was terrible! I wasted 5.99 on my Kobo.

[@AlleyDreamer]

The voices 😭😭😭

[@parmahmac6073]

I don’t drink often but I would have to drink tequila in order to read a Tessa Bailey book. I tried once and no ma’am. Love the book drop. Better than a mic drop.

[@kaotic_fabel]

I am LIVING for this rant. I have not read this book. Barely heard anything good about this book. And the "good" things weren't what i would consider good. So i noped the hell out of reading this book. But honestly, you make me want to read it just to see how bad it is and rage right along with you. Im not, though. I trust you.

[@aliciawarren3670]

Best book review I’ve ever heard! 🔥

[@nevskislake]

Thanks!

[@PamsShenanigans]

"to give my review of this GROUP OF PAPERS" 😭

[@dobetterwithchristian4472]

😂😂😂 I can't even finish getting dressed I'm laughing at you so hard 😂😂😂

[@dobetterwithchristian4472]

I'm watching this for at least the third time. ☠️

[@booknerdtv6526]

This. Was. Epic!! If Black Lady Sketch Show was still on, this would fit right in!🤣🤣 “Group of papers”!!!!! Too good!!

[@FaniaSands]

I wasn’t expecting to laugh so much watching this vlog. Thank you for reading this mess!

[@guess2300]

This deserves a subscription

[@ohladysamantha]

i love a rant review. thank you for your service.

[@Popcorn_Time32]

This was amazing 🤩

[@ivannamachuca7101]

This is hilarious 😂 you should do more of these. But responsibly though. We don’t need you becoming an alcoholic.

[@kathryncalderon]

I’m noticing as much as I love Ms Bailey I do not care for her older works that much.

[@MarcelleLeiturasPreguicosas]

100% agree, but the bad boy golfer one was just ok, it was not as good as the vine mess duology, or the sisters duology. I hope the next book is better, though.

[@DanielReads]

pure entertainment, grabbing some popcorn🍿

[@Rakianshai]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT TESSA BAILEY BOOKS

[@teiarrasmith2524]

Gurlllllllll 😂😂😂😂 I have not read it but was here for the review lmao!!!! I WON'T be reading it now. But not AI!!!! WTH.

[@sannh]

There must have been some kind of author drama with Tessa Bailey because I have heard that name before.

[@BookinItWithAhtiya]

Not the tan lines!!!! LOL

[@las8883]

This is the funniest review I’ve ever seen LOL

[@sophilozophy]

🤣 I couldn't stop smiling the whole video. Thanks.

[@vamps_rock]

🤣😂😅😂🤣 Top tier entertainment! Thanks for reminding me that I was never interested in Tessa Bailey! 😻

[@evetheseventh]

The fact that myass bought the book knowing I didn’t like it just to have a trophy on a shelf oh god rip my precious money 😢😂 Myles and Taytay can go eat grass but why tf she brought up the brother issue with his best friend without telling us wtf happened between them???

[@DrowSkinned]

this is fantastic, thank you!