Jester’s Tears | Break the Fake | TVP World

The sad jester has been a staple of European comedy since traveling theater troupes roamed the continent’s fairs and markets. Paradoxically, the sad clown can be much funnier than his jovial counterpart.
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[@curtcoeurdelion]

Breaking News: the newly formed Belgorod People’s Republic - mostly farmers, miners and tractor drivers - just voted today in their referendum with 122 percent for their independence from Russia. They said CTSO westwards expansion simply left them no choice!

[@verbal_DK]

you are so funny, comrade Solovyov

[@thingamabob3902]

@@verbal_DK so you didn´t understand the joke ... sigh

[@verbal_DK]

@@thingamabob3902 ok, if you say so... would you then be kind to explain the real meaning of that (bad) joke to me?

[@rolfgall9495]

​@@verbal_DKreally? Someone have to explain you sarcasm? 😂😂😂

[@verbal_DK]

@@rolfgall9495 usually I don't have problem to catch and understand sarcasm amd (intelligent) humor, but whatever... I don't have to understand every dumb "joke"

[@williamsunltd6921]

The government of Poland and the people of Poland, thanks a million. Your kindness towards Ukraine during her darkest hour shall last long in the heat of the entire world. God bless Poland.

[@judyweeks1480]

Hear! Hear!

[@politicsuncensored5617]

My wife's family came over from Poloand. Some before WW2 & others after to escape the Stalin holocaust. It is the butchers in Russia that owe Poland & many other countries. 236,500+ Russian casualties & growing greatly each day. God bless the brave mighty Azov warriors of Ukraine~! Shalom

[@roderickstaples127]

Whatever Russia says, the opposite is true.

[@brian8410]

Next up, state duma member wants Ukraine to pay for the artillery shells ruzzia used to level Mariupol.

[@danhubert-hx4ss]

First thing Poland must do is demand that RF pays out the war indemnities awarded to Poland in the Riga Peace Treaty, with interest. If they don`t, Poland should request that RF assets outside RF should be transferred to Poland by court order.

[@laars0001]

@@brian8410I wonder, is Duma short for Dumazz?

[@keinheuchler8068]

@@laars0001 In Germany heißt Dumm / crazy .... Duma -alle verrückt .

[@7thsealord888]

".... Russia's historical liberation of Poland ..." The facepalm I did to this one nearly knocked me out of my chair.

[@bettycrocker6692]

By the same token, Russia owes Poland MASSIVE compensation for the murder of 42,000 Polish officers in the Katyn woods (WWII).

[@47morlock]

we don't owe russians shiet

[@Soundbrigade]

Not to mention the Soviet army allowing the nazis to massacre Warsaw people and blow the town up, whilst sitting on the other bank of Vistula watching this happen and waiting for Polish intelligentsia to be eradicated.

[@uqs57bju]

We don't talk about that. Selective history only and only one side gets to decide what matters.

[@karinfend2980]

Mariupol broke my heart and changed my political views forever.

[@U.H8]

♥️👍🏻♥️🙏🏻♥️😔💔

[@aokicarreno2602]

Nipples

[@td-tv2mc]

Poland should remind the Russian deputy about the Katyn massacre and how later on they incited the Polish resistance to rise against the Nazi's and waited outside Warsaw until the Nazi's killed all the resistance fighters.

[@mikes7639]

How they stabbed poland and the baltic states in the back, carted off 1/4 or more to die in labor camps as slaves

[@scottp8461]

Vasily Blochkin, Stalins buddy killed them with German pistols. in an assembly line set up. The Russians committed many of the same crimes as Germany, but were never brought to justice.

[@kroolis77]

Cooperation of NKWD and Gestapo with eradication of polish guérilla army is an excellent topic of discussion with ruskies

[@td-tv2mc]

@@kroolis77 bro the actual nerve of them acting like they liberated Poland after all they have done. I mean they have to be beyond retarded to actually think that someone would believe their lies when the whole world knows what happened. But to be honest I'm more surprised by the Poles for allowing their theatricals on May 9th and not calling it for what it is. There's no place in Poland for paying homages to the invaders and criminals who tried to destroy Poland on so many occasions

[@richardcowling7381]

As is the return of Polish Jews who fled East during the Nazi Invasion.

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

those uniforms are remarkably clean for being worn by frontline soldiers

[@jaylm4112]

OMG I was thinking it I'm happy someone else saw it

[@shadowfaxofdrummersdale]

The trench support are rather to new and clean as well.

[@jaimilynstewart1854]

Solovyov is wearing more body armor than I've ever seen on a person. Wow, he's so brave!

[@christopherpearce2831]

Irony

[@atticusfredericks6210]

Looks like a helium inflated pregnant cow.

[@russellr6089]

He’s the lion out of wizard of oz

[@djbrock65]

@@russellr6089 👌🏼

[@aleksandarm4489]

He isn't brave enough to go to the front 😂

[@Liza03V]

And the Oscar goes to.............Solovyov. What a great performance. I have to admit that his gear on the stationed frontline in the Moscows outskirts is better than the ones given to the Rushkis at the actual frontlines.

[@ExiSTEIN]

RED NOSE OSCAR!

[@VajrahahaShunyata]

For the best comedy satire .... He is a hack.

[@paolo7364]

how? no translation

[@laars0001]

Solovyov the new Clown Prince of Russia. 🤡🤭🥴🤧

[@jodyfulford8215]

I couldn't help myself but to wax lachrymose. Went through a whole box of hankies.

[@thebusiness8212]

Too funny how the other 7 are just kind of standing there thinking to themselves "What is happening right now?"

[@jaylm4112]

Oh.... My... God... Lol yes right lol I just started rolling it was awkward

[@donsekr8520]

Yes, so sad for the person he met. Russia have lost 190 000, doesn’t care.

[@aaannnn845]

It is interesting how when people are riding high they rarely have empathy, but as the picture is looking worse and worse for Russia, suddenly the propagandists are shedding tears and showing empathy.

[@paladro]

this guy was talking about how there was only open plains from moscow to paris, suggesting they would roll over europe without breaking sweat... truly a delusion mindset

[@laars0001]

Russia suddenly realizing they forgot to pack extra diapers.

[@jaymac7203]

It's almost like they're faking it 🤔 lol

[@twaylan]

The literal definition of “crocodile tears”!

[@csmeinert]

To paraphrase Star Trek "you haven't heard a poem, until you've heard it in the original Klingon".

[@kingqbert6819]

Look at his armored vest - it’s better than any Russian soldier. Shows how they value a TV talking head over actual soldiers!! Slava Ukraine.

[@VajrahahaShunyata]

He makes hundreds of millions per year. Dollars, not rubles. Maintaining his bisexual sons life in London is expensive...

[@judyweeks1480]

I wouldn't waste my spit on that cowardly b@stard if I ever had the misfortune to cross his path.

[@Markle2k]

His thick skull is clearly more protective than any Russian WWII-era helmet that the regular military are issued.

[@GermanRLopez]

Well…what can we expect? Is the clown that helps them to keep the circus going! 🙄….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HandleMyBallsYouTube]

@@Markle2k Might be, but his head isn't hollow, it's entirely made out of bone, if you carved it out into a helmet though, it'd be just a normal skull.

[@darrelldog5]

Even his crying is fake... He is amazing...

[@jaylm4112]

He's going for that Oscar bro lol

[@Soundbrigade]

Crocodile tears, like from a real Volga crocodile.

[@m4patton]

He went to the front lines and none of them had guns. Yea that doesn't add up.

[@paladro]

we all know the generals aren't on the front line, so that checks... probably way in the rear, but not far enough from mr himar.

[@ExiSTEIN]

They have ALL RED NOSE´s!

[@marshallmintz7564]

They were in a part just behind Red Square.......

[@pburgvenom]

Front line of a City Park in Staligrad…😂

[@jaylm4112]

Seriously right

[@flotiggy]

There's nothing too much sadder than ....... the tears of a clown. But this one had better body-armour than the young men he is encouraging to go and die for his tears.

[@danielsterling1940]

Thanx for your continuing excellent and true reporting of the war. Your report could have been improved and made more impactful with English subtitles for us to know what was in the ridiculous crocodile-tear speech of the stupid Russian propagandist clown. Greetings from the Rocky Mountains of Canada, lots of Ukrainian war refugees here.

[@juannegron6889]

Need to play Smokey Robinson's Tears of a clown. He screams kill everybody he hates but he wants sympathy for an unwanted invader

[@pburgvenom]

👍🏼PERFECT👍🏼

[@shorea27]

May Russia pay reparations to Ukraine and that Russia breaks apart into tiny little independent nations never to invade anyone again.

[@B1GK1NG]

This is why I love the Polish people. They don’t take shit from anyone yet they are the kindest people you’ll ever meet.

[@TurfSurf]

If Russia wants to take the credit what USSR did, then let's remind the Russians to pay back the money it owes to the US from the WWII Lend-Lease deal, I am sure it's in trillions now with interest!!

[@akondofswat209]

Comedy Gold 😂

[@SourVodka]

That clown nose 🤣💀

[@paladro]

@@Senninhamcl keep slurping your dinner from the kremlin toilets clown... see you in belgorod!

[@JohnnyD45]

Fits perfectly 🤡

[@GeirArneMoi]

​@@SenninhamclAnd what is weird about that, said the joker to the thief? Funny heroes are 13 to the dozen on the screen. ™..but I just wish the world could STAY saved for a while..", said captain Incredible. And Lordy that short packet of pure purpose could play the international crowds. He alone got folks to believe victory could be possible. Zelensky will be remembered as a hero, an unusual man with marketing capabilities from a higher dimension. ...my opinion this is.

[@D-Solo-Man]

@Senninha mcl President Zelensky is a real hero who is making fools out of Putler and the so-called 2nd most powerful military in the world every day.... 🙂

[@jaymac7203]

🤡 😭 lol 😂

[@oFrankMartino]

Ukraine will be rebuild, more efficient, more modern, better and more beautifull and Russia gonna pay for this !

[@vicbrock1277]

While ruzzia or whatever they'll call that land, will look & function like in the 1800's ... sweet sweet justice !

[@marshallmintz7564]

The Mariupol steel factory was very dated......it will be built back as brilliant modern mill someday ....and paid for by Russia.

[@raylopez99]

The West needs to step up seizure of stolen goods...stolen by the Ruzzian oligarchs and to be used as reparations.

[@meeeka]

Volodin doesn't seem to recall that Stalin refused Poland to collect German reparations, saying that as the USSR liberated them, they deserve the payments. All the post WWII central and eastern states were subject to the same thefts. It was onḻy after Polish, Russian Jews for example, came west as refugees in the 1980s, did they realise that there were payments due to them.

[@CMB21497]

Don't forget how many Polish people Stalin either killed or let die during WWII.

[@helengrunow5094]

Omg! The red nose is an improvement!😂

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

It would have been interesting to see an English Translation of Vladolph The Red Nosed Soothsayer's happy little cringe-along.

[@suigeneris3909]

Solovyev is shedding crocodile tears for the recently killed Colonel Vyacheslav Makarov (may he rot in hell). Here’s an approximate translation of what he says: ….He stayed there. He personally led a battle. Two of the opponents’ attacks were repelled… three tanks, four infantry fighting vehicles and two armoured vehicles were destroyed, but during the third attack Vyacheslav Makarov was wounded. It’s hard. He was evacuated but didn’t make it. I was filmed with him a few days ago. He was the sort of colonel who led his brigade and got involved in discussions straight away. He said “I believe in my fighters, because at least once a week I look each soldier in the eye.” He prepared them and they let him down. I don’t know, will he receive a posthumous hero’s award? It’s not for me to decide. He’s definitely… definitely a hero.

[@martinlye2748]

Slava Ukraine from a Canadian.

[@malinericson4065]

It breaks my heart to see the azovplant in Mariupol.😢 I remember I cried every day when they got fosfor-bombed. The women, children and soldiers fighting for their lives under ground. Then to see what the ruzzians did to those azovsoldiers in barack!!! They were slaughtered in their beds when they were sleeping. When the azovsoldiers gave up the steel plant they were promised to live… and this is what happened to them!😭 It’s absolutly evil! I hope they get the persons who pulled that button.🤬 Slava Ukraini!// Love and light from Sweden 🙏🏼🇸🇪❤️🇺🇦💪🏼🌻

[@graphite282]

Jonasz my favourite anchor. Sarcastic as hell. 😂😂

[@almitrahopkins1873]

Russia tends to forget that World War II started in ‘39 for the rest of Europe. Finland would probably like their territory in Karelia back. I’m sure Poland would like the Marshall Plan money it never got because of Russia.

[@jonthinks6238]

Your absolute best presenter, we like his humor. 8

[@jaymac7203]

The red nose 😂

[@VINLAND_777]

I thought I will never lose empathy for human beings, but Solovyov prooved me wrong. Each of his „tears“ feels like sweet karma to me.

[@moshemorgenstern9636]

Also, how kind was it for the Red Army to camp outside of Warsaw for months while allowing the Nazis to crush the Polish uprising that was intended to help the Russians take the city. The Reds got their wish. The Germans wiped out a generatiin of political leadership who would have ensured an independent post-war Poland.

[@amandadonaghey7540]

Even the jester’s emotions appear fake! Glory to the Azovstal Heroes!! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

[@Putinhuylo3]

Love TVP humour! 😂😂 Slava Ukraini ❤️🇺🇦

[@McGurk72]

Do the russians forget the arctic shipping convoys helping them during wwii ?

[@mikes7639]

Yes they forget, that lousy army would still be walking in bare feet toward berlin if we hadnt helped them with boots and trucks

[@judyweeks1480]

Glory to the heroes who held the Astovsal steel plant for almost 3 months holding the Russian forces back. May the heroes who fell rest in eternal peace. Glory to the heroic commander of the Azov battalion, Svyatoslav Palamar. May God free the Asov heroes still in captivity. I remember having nightmares about this battle and cursing the Russian genocidal terrorists. Glory to Ukraine! Heroyam slava! Ukraine WILL prevail!

[@raylopez99]

They need to be repatriated, along with the thousands of children Ruzzia has kidnaped.

[@U.H8]

♥️♥️♥️♥️🙏🏻♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@imaginemetoo]

SLAVA POLAND 🇵🇱 SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 TVP BEST NEWS CHANNEL BEST ANCHORS 🎉

[@timetraveler1063]

Crocodile tears! 😢

[@SorminaESar]

😩😩😩😩😩 like this👈? Thank you so much🤝

[@jaymac7203]

Crying with the red nose looked hilarious 😭😭 lol 😂

[@StefanFedoriwzenstroke49]

His girdle was killing him!

[@JamesLaserpimpWalsh]

Crocodile tears. I wonder how his Italian villa is doeng? Actually I might pay to rent it out for a week this summer. I won't destroy any of the contents or the building. But they will need to change the sheets. I'll just leave it at that. Thanks TVP

[@SorminaESar]

Would you like tea or coffee, man, let's drink before you go🍮🍮

[@suigeneris3909]

Hopefully nobody has rubbed off the red paint or cleaned out the pool.

[@stephenmcdonald664]

Cheers from Canada. Great coverage by Polish media. The world is getting it's news from TVP WORLD. Keep up the great work.

[@turnerscot4738]

If you want a quartet,add shoghu and the other clown

[@bobwoods1302]

Nothing worse than a sad clown.😂🤣😂🤣

[@jaylm4112]

Lol I love it

[@emwhaibee]

Bruh! -Pagliacci

[@server1ok]

haha

[@paulstyranovski7651]

Russia should pay for reparitions in Chechnya, Syria, Georgia, and Ukraine.

[@lennardschneider6847]

Hate me, but Ruzzkies should pay for brainwashing half of Germany for decades. It is unprecedented for how long Soviets practically held up "after war status" for Eastern Germany and did not let the population recover from war and evolve in a normal natural way. Soviets fucked up East Germany so bad the people are trouble even today, over 70 yrs after the war. That's fucking three generations. They still feel like strangers to Western mindset. Lots of neo nazis and right-wing extremists even among "normal" people not publicly belonging to an extremist organization.

[@dirkdickler5581]

Soloveyev the russian göbbels.... but also their best comedian

[@01karmacop]

I love Poland if it wasn't for Polish pilots l would be speaking German thank you Poland.Yet again when needed you're there again to help Ukraine .watching from Scotland peace and love to all

[@chaos6876]

By the time this is finished those tears will be very real I suspect.

[@mho...]

honestly?! the *RED NOSE* is the best thing to come out of this war! 🤣🤡 Whoever first came up with it, should get a "counter propaganda medal"! *PS: what? why are there no subtitles???*

[@BK-uf6qr]

That red nose is hilarious

[@AJ-Lohinska]

3:40 Such horrific devastation and destruction, thank you TVP World for keeping that horrendous time fresh in our memories. We see this and recall how awful it was there, yet how strong, resilient and courageous the Ukrainian military and people were there too. Eternal memory to those there whose lives were stolen by the russians. My sincere prayers for those brave Ukrainian soldiers who remain, for now, in captivity, that we see their safe return home to Ukraine. Never lose hope, Ukraine, they are too valuable to russia, and anyone whose loved ones returned from gulag during two world war, will know this is entirely possible when the time is right. 💙✌💛

[@kystopia]

All hail the Azovstal defenders! Warriors made of steel.

[@DennisMoore664]

Love the clown nose - too appropriate.

[@bigman23DOTS]

You totally forgot the repayment of huge humanitarian assistance bills from many nations.While the giving of weapons cannot be recovered humanitarian assistance is completely different!My guess is a 5-10 percent levy on oil exports would get the job done in say75 years maybe

[@darrelldog5]

Protect that nose at all cost! It is a Nationa Treasure...🤡

[@j.4332]

Poland should tell Russia no way.The Soviets were allies of the Nazis for 18 months of the war,and decided to carve up Poland,then held on to it for 50 years.The account is clear i think.

[@petertyson4022]

He's heir is getting bigger at the top. Good stuff. 👍👾

[@DS-zr8pw]

Soloyov and all those other propagandists should present their concerns and sorrows to the tribunal at the Hague.

[@turnerscot4738]

I absolutely love his nose lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sammurphy3343]

War is terrible for all involved, but what Russia did at that plant had nothing to do with their war. It's murder.

[@craighughes2191]

The clown nose is so fitting.

[@ursinecanine9657]

Talking bout audacity with that ducks arse hair-do? Respect 🤣💪❤️

[@stefanomarconi4675]

Man,you've still got the best quiff of tvp....very rockabilly style..👍

[@fhmen]

this is definitely the best news channel to come to for entertaining hair cuts and fashion choices. these guys also really hate a russian. awesome

[@JamesLaserpimpWalsh]

You hear Solyvyovs nose whisling? Thats the devils dust that is.

[@paladro]

and still his son is hiding from mobilization in england... what a brave man, to hide his children away from all that death and destruction, so other russians can take his place.

[@MightyRude]

He talks like it was angel dust.

[@yankozlatanov]

Lol wtf this red nose is amazing 😆.

[@mikeyyyxl6617]

Its Johny Bravo :)

[@BurntheKremlin966]

Hooo there is Soloviov 🤡 good laught in perspective😂😂

[@user-rw9qr7gi2l]

😂Mao is back

[@bartman7144]

Solovyov looks a lot more credible with his bright red clown nose. He should wear it more often, lest viewers mistake him for a serious commentator. 🇺🇸🇺🇦

[@graphite282]

Solovyyev should be at the frontlines ! If he can't fight, he can make his troops laugh at least.

[@yamumshouse]

Get this man a tissue 😂🇺🇦

[@frederickschwarz3883]

Remember the Katyn Forrest Massacre!!!!

[@AndreAndFriends]

Anyone can give us english subs?

[@AndreAndFriends]

Please

[@louisebean9428]

Wow! These monsters actually have feelings!

[@thinker646]

Narc crocodile tears.

[@jernejpirih6737]

Too bad there wasnt any subtitles with Solovyev drama play. Keep up the good work TVP. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦🦾

[@s.m.1354]

BARBER ADVICE: The presenter should ask the barber for ‘a high cut’ It will look better brother. I can know, I’m my own barber.

[@6namor66]

With the Soviet Union came misery to the earth!!!

[@Soundbrigade]

Oh, so Poland owes USSR/Russia for the liberation and investments …. Old cold-war anecdote: A man is standing watching a vessel leave the port in Gdansk, when approached by a tourist. - What are you looking at? Asks the tourist. - Our ship leaving for the Soviet with the best farm products. - And what do you get in return? - The ship ….. maybe.

[@rodmarker2071]

The RED Nose - always cracks me up !!! Slava Ukraine , Slava Poland So seriously go for Russia not Germany - OK (repatriations )

[@Ocodo]

Well, UK got some WW2 (not a lot, about 106 mln) reparations from Germany, Belgium got some, other countries did, Poland didn't get anything, we didn't even get the robbed art back. Also, "Germany is very keen to inform us (UK) about the £40bn we supposedly owe them for Brexit, despite the countless billions...(ww2)" So they're happy to call for money for nonsense and it's not really about the war reparations in the first place, they're actively blocking some EU founds for Poland as they're not happy with the current Polish government, in return the reparation question is brought up.

[@pathfinderdiscovery9395]

Dude got a hell of a head of hair , I’d give thousands to have it lol

[@nataliasekula8522]

Człowieku, perfekcyjny angielski.. perfekcyjny akcent.. fantastyczna wymowa.. nawet królowa Elżbieta II brzmiała mniej angielsko niż ten prowadzacy.. pierwsze skojarzenie to klasyczny skecz z wywiadem z Iraku i napisami (Iraq insurgent subtitles).. polecam..

[@monikakrupczewska5151]

tvp posłuchało rady Bartosiaka którą dał im w Kanale Sportowym jakoś na początku wojny

[@angelo_giachetti]

Thats wild hair style bruh. I like it.

[@valentintomberg4276]

Either cry along or falls accidentally from the balcony.

[@Bonagracia-777]

Imaging Moskow being destroyed like that. I hope they feel the pain

[@6AlphaMikeCharlie9]

I like Solowjov's shoulder pads 🤡

[@joshhencik1849]

First time the clown looked like he felt actual emotion.

[@bm3738]

Why is that clown not sent to the trenches like all the rest beyond me see how brave he is there😅

[@martinsampson1824]

Love the Red Nose thing you do with this fool

[@sonnyolasman4554]

The wickness of the wicked will end. Slava Ukrainians.

[@richarddavies4322]

Dripping with glorious sarcasm…. Thankyou….apparently the U.K. is heading for nuclear destruction, so we might be heading your way..Funny how the Russians have forgotten about their early war alliances…. Bless

[@01karmacop]

The dude with the red nose dose his son live in London? I seen that on the news .watching from Scotland peace and love to all

[@70snostalgia]

The tears of a clown when there's no one around.

[@scottmcgowan4813]

Vladimir Swallow’s, let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest Violin 🎻🤡

[@thesummerthatwas76]

Great material. Always very interesting stuff. The presenter is excellent too but I'm not convinced by his hair-do. I can't help picturing a cockatoo whenever I see him.

[@deinpapa3769]

hahahahah I love soloscummys red Clown nose

[@budgybottom75]

Love what you do TVP! subtitles would be a great addition id say, would love to see what the bunch of clowns blabber on about :)

[@suigeneris3909]

Solovyev is shedding crocodile tears for the recently killed Colonel Vyacheslav Makarov (may he rot in hell). Here’s an approximate translation of what he says: ….He stayed there. He personally led a battle. Two of the opponents’ attacks were repelled… three tanks, four infantry fighting vehicles and two armoured vehicles were destroyed, but during the third attack Vyacheslav Makarov was wounded. It’s hard. He was evacuated but didn’t make it. I was filmed with him a few days ago. He was the sort of colonel who led his brigade and got involved in discussions straight away. He said “I believe in my fighters, because at least once a week I look each soldier in the eye.” He prepared them and they let him down. I don’t know, will he receive a posthumous hero’s award? It’s not for me to decide. He’s definitely… definitely a hero.

[@budgybottom75]

@@suigeneris3909 many MANY thanks! very much appreciated