Jesus or crazy guy in cloth?

[@andykellesvig5070]

Noah- My father will be mad at you Patty- I know your father

[@silverwing4562]

Brewerfan Andy_10 Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@arium5197]

Well of course I know your father, he's me

[@lgnwray96]

PATTY - NO HE WILL NEVER BE ANGRY AT ME GOD TRUST ME MORE THAN U NOAH SO YOUR GOING TO PRISON NOAH REALLY ? YOUR TELLING IM NOT A CHRISTIAN

[@Lex_Vibes455]

LMAO

[@camo7508]

Pat: "We're gonna go ahead and jump in the jesusmobile now." Me: ***DYING***

[@courtfrance9289]

Cameron Oxelgren that's not a Jesus mobile. It doesn't even look like it has bullet proof windows😂😂

[@asmrwithaverydotson4370]

Is he drinking wine is not Jesus

[@jonnyj123]

No one asked but head

[@silverwing4562]

Cameron Oxelgren Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@DonutOperator]

Jesus christ

[@gj9157]

Cheesy Crust

[@zane3556]

Dad

[@itsyoboi2862]

Hi !!

[@sethredmond9074]

Lol

[@HannabassProduction]

Bounty hunter was more believable then this show.

[@rat_thething5218]

11:17 “hey that’s my bible, you can’t steal my bible” lol I love that

[@alamilloles3]

His drunk ass is really trying to come up with the best of drunk lines to say by victimizing himself as Jesus 😂 *spits on cop car* “I’m blessing it with the holy saliva” 💀

[@husnalovemomandyar]

Thats fking gross😩

[@lenoz8442]

bruh my soda came out of my nose

[@husnalovemomandyar]

Ese Uzuzanor damnnn that’s painful 😣

[@husnalovemomandyar]

Ese Uzuzanor 😂😂

[@hailydavis800]

He Probably Ate Some Tuna Before Spitting On The Car 😂

[@ItzDillPickle]

14:35 *”we’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus Mobile.”* -Patty i’m dead 😂

[@silverwing4562]

Fortnite_Gamer 25 Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@blancagonzalez4523]

Lol

[@chandlrrrrr]

It was funnier when the dude said *not the Jesus mobile*

[@milenapainter8446]

“We’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus mobile, ok?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fusion514]

That's not the Jesus Mobile.....doesn't even have bullet proof windows.

[@Jay-b4q3v]

I was just about to comment this,

[@lizzyliz3693]

Milena Painter 🤭😂😂😂😂😂

[@scarlettslife9705]

Milena Painter lol

[@mallikai7746]

Mobile? You mean Bible?

[@gladiatoranc]

The cops did an excellent job by staying calm and not escalating the situation by talking nicely and treating this man very well. I wish all the cops would have this much self control and patience.

[@terrencetait8635]

HAHAHA

[@ellie4457]

The police around me are they are really understanding

[@aleksandervladimirbruggen3314]

Easier when you pay your criminals to do what you want them to.

[@ratemisia]

@@aleksandervladimirbruggen3314 Yeah, the ones that are getting paid don't usually get arrested, but whatever you say, bud.

[@courtneyfan9]

I agree. The Police were so patient. I just told my mom that I do not think the police in our Hometown would’ve handled this as smoothly as they did.

[@noorwishah2554]

Is...is he baptizing himself with a soup spoon?

[@Mary-kn3hn]

y e s

[@bradymcnichols1078]

I think so

[@callumc2406]

Disrespectful

[@bradymcnichols1078]

@Maddox Monk shut it

[@smiley5302]

Lmao yes

[@samw161]

If he was Jesus he would be on TOP of the water

[@Just.Justin252]

Were the lambs

[@gj9157]

If he was Jesus, he wouldn't exist.

[@sticks9659]

True

[@lrkets7634]

Lol

[@michaelbrown4023]

Right!! Its not s holy river!!

[@aprycticlive]

It's kinda funny when he said "IVE DIED FOR YOU, MY FATHER PUT ME ON A CROSS" and "I WAS INVITED HERE" 😆😆😂

[@ShadowWolf1e]

Wong Cheng Jian on 11:31 that when he says it I am dying bc of that if he is god son HOW IS ALIVE

[@gracielester4477]

Wong Cheng Jian little bit😂

[@ilovecops6255]

Patty is not a peace officer. He is a blasphemous clown.

[@FiercestAngel]

When Patty said “I want you to bring your sins up here”!!!😂😂😂😂😂 God sure does make ‘em.

[@kiyansg4874]

"We're gonna go ahead and jump in the 'Jesus-Mobile'" That actually had me dying

[@Ricky-sports-lover]

That made me laugh hard 🤣to

[@LittleKyra06]

That was the most funny part that made me laugh

[@zainazzam9580]

lol 😂

[@victorgallegos2698]

That made me laugh too😂😂😂😂

[@Ju1ssso]

I litterly fell off my bed

[@LUCYTHEGAMER805]

Patty: “are u going to leave peacefully” Noah cash: “I’m always peaceful, I have nothing but peace” Lol

[@criminaljustice3221]

*throws water at patty and his partner in a soup spoon*

[@redneckgamer8814]

Fack cops

[@luisamadrigal3927]

You are right

[@madelynschultz7992]

lies

[@123icemanmc3]

.

[@lexiaaforever437]

Why am I laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂 “You all need to be baptized “ 😂*Throws water*

[@ralphdillon8940]

Anthony Dillon I love your videos

[@kadriefarber7346]

Lexiaa Forever me too I couldn’t stop!

[@ashleytaylor5951]

Lol

[@freyajones5461]

I loved that part

[@ilovebats449]

Tottqly how you baptize someone lol

[@gavinmitchell5108]

imagine how sick it would be to have a whole police force with patty and all of his partners. criminals would stand zero chance

[@isaiahk3324]

Mayo- How much "Holy water" did you drink today? Other man- *Runs*

[@_hopewatson]

Haha yea

[@gametalk6128]

More like he soooooo Drunk

[@kimberlyhosier8544]

" You are apparlently the religion police" my favorite quote of the day

[@xxgalaxywolfxxwoof3859]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He baptizes himself, With a soup spoon.

[@silverwing4562]

Xx_Gacha.gabby.wolf_xX New Chanel! Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@LifeTheorists]

Soup spoon,do you mean ladle?😂

[@mattnussbaum1234]

Or tazer

[@nightlover1013]

😂🤣😂 lol

[@tulip1695]

lil ella meme that's usually what people use for soup.

[@WilfriedAnonymo]

"Maybe it was my father's rage, trying to get me out of here" God, thank you for this comedian. ^^

[@trevorbenjamin6354]

Ur welcome, my son.

[@darlingdest5018]

Patty: “where’s your ID Noah? Noah: “I don’t have an ID I’m Jesus Christ!” Brooo I’m so deaddd😂 hahah

[@yungsharkie9693]

Ikr 😂😂😂😂

[@Goliath427]

@@yungsharkie9693 same

[@jerigabrunson9045]

Ok

[@ennardplayz9371]

Guy: FOOLISH MORTALS I AM JESUS Patty: Tazes Guy: falls to ground

[@ShortTundra]

Yea

[@ShortTundra]

Think you are INVINCIBLE

[@transparentbystander253]

I know this is a joke, but Jesus was literally just a normal guy, that prayed for stuff and other things.

[@beccapalko9352]

caitlin w hahaha

[@aubeeb6441]

no.. patty is jesus

[@pufdin]

"My father put me on a cross!!" Gets me every time !!!😂😂😂😂

[@lindasheldon6940]

Maybe someone should suggest / request a psych eval?

[@akjack7237]

same

[@thechaoticbeing7964]

“Whiskey is my holy water” - Ronnie, Falling in Reverse

[@austins8784]

Something seems fishy here, I don't think that was really Jesus. He couldn't even walk across water.

[@ash-lh9kl]

Yeah seems he’s faking i mean jesus could be black

[@austins8784]

@@ash-lh9klI mean he did seem like he knew what he was doing when he tried to baptize Pat and Im sure that was real holy water.

[@derya.deniz127]

He ain’t 😂

[@grn4880]

DERYA ERDOGAN no shit sherlock

[@FatherGabe.]

@@austins8784 😂😂yeah im sorta convinced he is pretty holy

[@MoonlightJustice-sl9lz]

*Tries to pour "holy" water on him with a soup spoon*

[@monstertube7476]

MoonlightJustice 251395 lol

[@venomousagentx2253]

HOLY SOUP

[@apollosmith27]

nice gacha

[@jennieharris5757]

Ummmmmm really that's messed up

[@bega99gt34]

MoonlightJustice 251395 wow

[@daisy.sunshine8646]

“Should I call you Noah or...” “No I clearly go by Jesus” IM DEAD!!!!!!!😂

[@kirbyreodique6708]

Hahaha lol 😂

[@shamaafrine2186]

Lol XD

[@jonathankatona8673]

So is Jesus, or is He?

[@blufondue6299]

100th like boi

[@luperdsincman3925]

daisy. sunshine Hi dear

[@Jil_Brian]

I love watching the old episodes!! Is it bad that I hoped he'd try to steal the car??? I just wanted to say "Jesus take the wheel"!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂

[@PurgeTrooper]

Patty, we’re still waiting for you to talk about what’s going on with the whole sheriff thing. Speak Patty, Speak!!!

[@nikanor874]

I'll talk to you about it. This is a TV show presented in KZbin. That's it. Still entertaining

[@ridingabikeinyeg7744]

He's a real sheriff you can't use red and blue lights its impersonating a police officer

[@nthompson4056]

So I’m not the only person who realized the sheriff thing

[@The4th_Dimension]

I am to

[@Boombowpow]

he isnt real lmao he never said he is a sheriff he never says that he gets any official calls, this is literally a TV show for a long time already

[@themrwise4938]

Jesus: We help our elderly Pat: Have you been drinking toda... Jesus: NOOOOO!!!!!!! 2019?????

[@gabriellepeele6754]

That Barely made sense Compared to what the videos about

[@ajkadin2403]

No. 1996

[@themrwise4938]

Audra kadin What do you mena 1996?

[@oscarmelgar2366]

No this is bc... what do you think?!

[@brittanyhernandez7809]

Oscar Melgar water jail dirty no patty

[@kumalee38]

Call me crazy but I don't think that this guys is really Jesus...

[@SaurianSoul]

Hell I don't even think the other guys a cop either...

[@christianbubbus4452]

No dip Sherlock

[@kumalee38]

@@christianbubbus4452 no dip? We're out of dip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[@blackmalou9864]

no shit

[@user-yw1mo3qj5p]

@@christianbubbus4452 r/woooosh

[@larrymassie1602]

I wish I could see this guy In court talking to the judge lmao

[@marey7361]

I‘m a christian and think this is really funny but also weird lol How can someone just say: I think I‘m jesus. Like what😂

[@trixclan2317]

Marie km :D it’s insane

[@jordynk2976]

Same... I had so many comebacks to what he was saying

[@Rice-jq5ov]

What if he actually is 🤔

[@cokaoffcoke3667]

~Nobody no just... no

[@josiemaiwoodward2067]

Hi patty mayo

[@dilbertdonges910]

........... I think this is the kind of guy who would hijack a bus full of 6 year olds, drive it into a river, and call it off as "I baptized them"!

[@layanadel5758]

HAHAHAHA

[@shayskinner8578]

It's not funny and you should feel bad for making a joke it's not even a joke child's life is sacred any person's life is sacred to take it away any ages of sad sad sad thing you should be ashamed

[@Starman124]

LOLOLOLOL 😂 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😋😅

[@kiwikrack42o]

Lol screw the people that think this isn’t funny

[@javiercastillo2568]

Mark Dethier hahahhaha the best thing ive heard all week you made my day

[@vits1627]

“No need to double baptize us”😂😂

[@kissme2924]

"Let's go ahead and jump into the jeasus moblie now"

[@jmgab7993]

vits lol🤣🤣🤣

[@louismoran4656]

vits *CONGRATS ON 300 LIKES* 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎀🎀🎀🎀

[@HCLionheart]

17:18 This killed me! 😂👌👌 "I'm blessing it with the holy saliva since you wouldn't take your blessing with the holy water"

[@thefanbase0130]

Why was he trying to baptize them with a soup spoon

[@tori.bisom.]

I was thinking the same thing!!!

[@RxptorX]

Yea And IDK

[@dinaammar4100]

Thefanbase 01 lolllll

[@carleereese6190]

Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle

[@peachpaste1817]

It's the holy soup spoon

[@wiskybiskits]

I lost it when he asked if he wanted to be baptized and he said I did that yesterday I think I'm okay🤣

[@chrisfields1682]

I lost it when he pulled a flask outta his bible and started drinking

[@silverwing4562]

Brent Gilliland Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@brennanjohnson2520]

Pat:we are going ahead and jumping in the jesus mobile Me: dies of laughter

[@lucasbattistoni3639]

Lol

[@justinhalvorson6133]

“I was literally crusified for you”

[@RoamingLand]

"That's not the Jesus mobile..iT dOeSn't eVeN LoOk LiKe iT hAs bUlLeTpRoOf wInDoWs"

[@Catawampa]

Tasha Dewalt lol

[@miekehermans7165]

Noice!

[@nuketwins4040]

You’re thinking of the POPE mobile

[@bryndefoe5818]

He said that as i was reading it

[@Alex-_-ButterCups]

At the end when he said "Maybe it was my father's rage trying to get me outta here.", made me laugh hard😂

[@babynayija2201]

Lol

[@god7901]

yea Thank You

[@annievlcek9928]

That’s weakk

[@god7901]

@@annievlcek9928 yea

[@khoureytoon9971]

Lol

[@drop6758]

Patty: What's happening what should we go do Dispatcher We had a break in on 6th Patty: to boring anything else Patty Mayo: give me your weirdest call. Dispatcher : we got a jesus trespassing Patty: Guess it will do

[@NoDripBrandon]

Fucking amazing

[@karsensmommy06]

It makes me sad all the people suffering from mental health issues 😢… however, I LOVE how the film crew always gets good shots of Pat’s back side!

[@odinschulte4759]

"Come on in water is fine" (Ice floating down the river)

[@colebtw4871]

Bruh

[@amarionbray594]

Oh my god

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

I think that was debris.

[@austinstrehle7278]

That was algae

[@AnonyMous-di2lb]

@@austinstrehle7278 looked like ice. There was snow so it is a high probability that it was ice

[@GoodJobMax]

24 days into no nut November and he has reached Jesus level

[@jeffthecreeper1727]

Not Max Craft underrated comment bro👌🏼

[@richietorres4584]

😂👍

[@MadMan_123]

this is why no nut November is agents my religion lmao

[@johnhanna731]

Lmao yes 😂😂😂

[@hasyy151]

Its lord gaben amen

[@gachawolfie8321]

Who else just wants to tell that lady she has a beautiful home 🤣

[@jeremias-serus]

It's alright

[@Zxniell]

or that she has nice eyes

[@connorstang3284]

Its nice

[@echotech8601]

Gacha Wolfie83 yep

[@Mary-kn3hn]

meee

[@Cashburn5]

“My father put me on a cross!”I was dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@phillysteak-t5v]

"I have nothing but peace." *Procceds to resist arrest and spit on car*

[@baffledturtle8293]

Lol

[@biggamehunter4906]

omg so true lol

[@silverwing4562]

Mapleshade The warrior clone Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@diamond5737]

Ya poooooooooy

[@phillysteak-t5v]

@@silverwing4562 what

[@markot3985]

Noah : “Clearly I am real” Patty: “ You are really under arest” 😂😂😂

[@jameswoods3081]

Im the 100th like

[@Petkov82]

Lol

[@inturuptingcow4370]

“would you like to be baptized?” “ya no what i did that yesterday” 😂

[@mindnature4975]

"I have to drink some (holy water🍸) before I get you baptized "🤣🤣

[@mansourhamadneh8459]

17:30 *spits on window* “blessing it with the holy saliva” 😂 Appreciate all the likes

[@omarferatovic413]

😂😂

[@sometealdude8642]

Oof

[@pastorhusamrochez5607]

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😅😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂😂🤣🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩😂😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😂😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😅😅😂😅😅😂🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆☺️☺️😆😊😊😊😊😊🤣😂😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂😄😂😀😀😃😄😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂😂😀😃😃😃😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😆😆☺️😂😂😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅🤣😂😁😆😆😄😃😀😊☺️🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😊☺️☺️🤣😂😅😂☺️😊☺️🤣🤣😂😅🤣😊😊😂😂😅😅😂🤣☺️😆😊🤣🤣😂😂😅☺️😆☺️😂😂😂😂😂🤣☺️☺️😊😊🤣🤣😅😅😊😊☺️☺️😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rxg1nq]

Lol

[@matthewcorbett9055]

Pff

[@Alex-qd7ly]

17:35 “im blessing you with my holy saliva” 😂😂😂

[@silverwing4562]

Alextrics Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@blancagonzalez4523]

Lol

[@angelahuskey2745]

Noah-you need to be baptized Pat-I’ve been baptized Noah-I’ll baptize you

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

Angela Huskey “I was baptized yesterday”😂

[@silverwing4562]

Angela Huskey Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@thellamaherd1719]

@@silverwing4562 dude. What did they do wrong.

[@animatedolly]

@@thellamaherd1719 lol as Noah said that was the old ways ha ha ha

[@imaginejesss6422]

But of course! It's a win-win situation!

[@itz._chocolate_milkz6946]

Guy : I’m always peaceful “Gets arrested” I DIED FOR YOU

[@anonymous5492]

Imagine getting arrested and saying.......”wait patty mayo? Omg I’m a big fan can I have an autograph”

[@WolfangStudios73]

You'll get one automatically if it's a ticket, I think lol

[@Manifoldrock760]

ye accept I would be calling 911 and ringing the actual police

[@myrexcontent5840]

He will make his next holy shit in jail :p

[@abhainnsavage8155]

Fam I was just thinking of that whyll I was looking at the comments

[@myrexcontent5840]

@@scuffyplays1186 😨

[@christianmcnally4323]

Jesus: "SIR! YOU ARE RESISTING BAPTISM. STOP RESISTING!"

[@pandaperson8430]

That’s me when i get in a fight with my sister. “ (spits) I’m just blessing you with my holy saliva. (shoves) I’m just blessing you with the holy push”. (yells) I’m just screaming the holy words”.

[@robinhaynes5443]

O M G

[@robinhaynes5443]

G M O

[@robinhaynes5443]

M O G

[@robinhaynes5443]

O G M

[@mxddimoo8208]

omg litteraly me and my sister lol love it

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

"you can stay in the holy river and not come up on the demon land" lol

[@GriziDaWiz]

Jesus couldn’t cure his own eye sight so he wear some glasses

[@donavendeleon3320]

Ya

[@lordzio9269]

he had to have a holy optometrist

[@lewmlg]

OsibGaming 😂😂😂

[@hearts4mikey]

Ikr xd

[@silverwing4562]

OsibGaming Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@faby8763]

Seeing Patty with his hat off is more rare than seeing Santa Claus

[@user-kd7fd7vn1s]

Faby D. Right

[@ryangaming5679]

Well I see Santa every day so ya it is more rare

[@samventurer375]

Look at his profile pic

[@user-tp4rj7sc4v]

He has no cap on in his profile

[@bestbrassDCI]

Facts

[@galaxyeaters]

14:35 "now we gotta go ahead and jump in the Jesus mobile" LMAO Love the way how he goes with it 😂😂

[@amandab7104]

Lol

[@vibes9193]

lol

[@AimeeAimee444]

Has anyone mentioned the mini giraffe hanging out in the fields? 😂 That was a subtle twist in this magical moment of meeting Jesus.

[@allie1012]

If this dude was Jesus he would walk on the water lol

[@seneca_steele_music]

Allie 101 so true

[@thel8909]

Pug true

[@andrewle4878]

XD

[@breadisgood805]

Allie 101 so true lol ur smart

[@mvpxjoey]

True

[@hasjimingotthemjams3674]

If I was that cop I'd ask "Do you have a hole in your palm? And why does Jesus wear glasses? Should He not have any sicknesses?"

[@mllwcrmpmpkn]

👏

[@tavariouslindsey438]

EXPOSED

[@tytusmeister9836]

The nails would have to be in his wrist to support the weight

[@jimmyhimmerson8611]

Vlatiania TheWolf you’re a bible reader god bless you

[@jimmyhimmerson8611]

Tytus Meister ;ice nji( vce

[@EmperorTechno]

I can't tell weather he genuinely wanted to baptize her or was trying to drown her in her own lake. That's what's scary about this 😂

[@xCyNiCx313x]

Same😂😂😂

[@melissaromano8872]

Yea

[@mohamademadmohamademad4362]

your right

[@myheroistheheroofallus2777]

Ya there where alligheaters

[@ladyluck5248]

Good point. .....

[@sierramejia8649]

The more I watch it the more he convinces me he’s Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@arch_2076]

I was waiting for someone to say “want me to baptise you with a taser?”

[@9a_18_maximuslay6]

Alex Fallon lol

[@winteranimations1011]

😂😂😂 I wish someone did

[@ashleytaylor5951]

Yes

[@arch_2076]

ISAAC WIGGINS didn’t even realise I had a 100 likes 😂

[@kaseymartin885]

Alex Fallon that would have been good.

[@ObeliskKing]

I HAVE GODLY POWER, FOR LIGHTNING IS ON MY SIDE gets tazed*

[@silverwing4562]

Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@silverwing4562]

Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

[@unknownimous1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@crystalayaan8195]

Patty: 5:00 HEY NOAH Me:YES HE WILL SAY HEY NOAH ITS THE BAILBONDS COMPANY Patty:Sheriff Department Me*signs* We will never forget the old bounty hunter Patty

[@d.j.1993]

Ikr?!?! So relatable

[@d.j.1993]

Me neither

[@jaysociomad247]

Cash bonds have been outlawed in LA (where Patty is from). It has put several bail bonds out of business and has removed bounty hunters from existence in LA. Unfortunately Patty had the option to change employment or move.

[@geevesgaming7468]

Ayaan Imran wait he doesn't work for bail bonds anymore

[@KING-ti9ys]

hes a real cop now

[@GirlycarDawn]

Draco Malfoy: "Wait until my Father hears of this!"

[@gamergossip-r1m]

Moody: “IS THAT A THREAT SON? IS THAT A THREAT!!??

[@GirlycarDawn]

@@gamergossip-r1m Pretty thang, it can be whatever you want it to be.

[@lgnwray96]

I SAY YEAH RIGHT WHOEVER DON'T RESPECT THE LAW SHALL REMAIN WITH SATAN

[@allstatee912]

what made him think he was Jesus and didn’t the Bible say that Jesus would come down and bring the believers to heaven not baptize neighbors

[@SwordTune]

Delusion, mental illness, and whatever brand of alcohol passes as "holy water."

[@cinnamonrolllll]

By the way Jesus would not have need a Bible he knows it by heart.

[@morganstacey8624]

Lillie Bailey. Yup. I think his bible isn’t gonna work for a baptism because it has a flask inside

[@rishijaywant7845]

No his followers wrote the Bible after he died🤦🏻‍♂️

[@zorb8491]

Ikr

[@monkeevolve5892]

he must be like a million years old

[@cinnamonrolllll]

@@monkeevolve5892 more around 2000 years old

[@usmanmalik3343]

I’m really gonna miss south land bounty hunters :(

[@jacoblenny9077]

Usman Malik this is pretty much the same

[@usmanmalik3343]

Luka Quinn, it’s looking like it cheif :(

[@nikizinhah]

He has to be more professional now. So I think we won’t see him being cool and making jokes. Which is sad because I love that.

[@nathaniasmith1710]

What do you mean is patty Mayo going to stop upload 😥

[@shaziashah8645]

Same

[@aliyahh4704]

I honestly feel really bad for him, if he’s not just drunk or pretending and he actually does think he is jesus and all that, this was all probably very scary for him at first. (I don’t obviously think it’s okay but just sad)

[@chernobyl4376]

Noah:Its holy water Me:"vodka"

[@iamjen7327]

Exactly what I thought😂😂😂

[@bevandarke2300]

Then puts it in a hide in a bible love it

[@sockyp1132]

Vinger*

[@pavis7803]

Anonymous υτ me tequila

[@Baller-qm1yb]

1:I mean, who's child is this 2:this dude is high off his life

[@cloudjonah2025]

14:40 “Thats not the Jesus mobile, those don’t even look like bulletproof windows”.........Im done 😂< ~🔫

[@extremeprogames9627]

Wait, so in Russian the letter Д means D so does that mean Drch angel?

[@yungsharkie9693]

Officer: Well can I call you Noah? Noah: No Jesus is fine 😂😂😂😂

[@sscythq]

Sheriff *

[@riphoney7213]

Carnage PLAYZ YT Jesus*

[@BritishRailClass47]

#

[@livandmcplays9067]

JustThatWeirdGirlEllaThatLikesCats person*

[@xLottyStarx]

The officers dealt with this incredibly. They were really patient with him. Love to see this.

[@samuelanghel8863]

God says in the bible "there will be alot of people saying that they are Me" Edit:thank you all for the likes! I've never expected to get this much... again,thanks!

[@oleeinarhetland8541]

Yup

[@XZombie_KatX]

Thats true

[@samuelanghel8863]

@Juliette Dieleman lol

[@samuelanghel8863]

@Hailey790 exactly and believe me or not but your the first person that i hear saying that God is real i really appreciate it thank you :D

[@Skymaster-il3yx]

Hailey790 my cousin went to haevenduring surgery and shewoke up and told us she saw a bright light with all the names of books in the Bible

[@ethankaminski2402]

Jesus also didn't force his will upon others.

[@joshmorey2790]

Ethan Kaminski wanna know why he didn’t force his will BECAUSE HE WASNT REAL

[@brudda6436]

@@joshmorey2790 r/wooosh

[@lightning_round]

@@joshmorey2790 why don't you try and do some real research and then after that you can go and say thing like this

[@joshmorey2790]

RedRose112 um don’t need to do research because i know he was a man but he didn’t have real powers as they tell you and god doesn’t exist because science has proven it so shooosh

[@joshmorey2790]

RocketRobot 1776 I am an atheist and don’t believe in any religion except science so I don’t care if they get mad but I understand that emotions can effect your thinking

[@TheSalonGuy]

Who wants a Jesus Hair Tutorial?

[@Blue-jt2wz]

TheSalonGuy 🙌🏻

[@rylanlucas7551]

But u have no hair🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@breadisgood805]

TheSalonGuy meeeee

[@breadisgood805]

Gustavo Anderson loljk

[@KRLLXX]

I can ask my dad his hair looking like Jesus hair. Make it even better is that his birthday is on Christmas 😂

[@benbrown5703]

"come on in the waters fine" literal ice around "the lords island"

[@jeneebarlow5716]

Who else doesn’t know why they are addicted to watching this KZbin channel haha cause I AM!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jonahfrank7785]

Same tho!!

[@renaldo1957]

i watched it until 4:32 am XD

[@walter9231]

Big true

[@sammarody5914]

Same

[@yeetpoop5009]

Meee

[@MH-wd6sy]

This should be a Netflix show

[@nickbloom669]

I know!!!

[@derbergerboy854]

Michael Harrison haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@consoleplayerfortnite2393]

Michael Harrison it should

[@ghosthorridewolf1254]

No

[@billlash5700]

I agry

[@karmaakabane8261]

"We're gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus mobile now okay?" this part made me die of laughter.

[@naliniebalgobin5078]

"I don't have an ID,I'm Jesus Christ.. you think they gave out IDs back in the early 2000 years ago" 🤣🤣🤣 This entire video had me cracking up.

[@qmarceee5257]

“Why were you arrested “ “Cosplaying as jesus”

[@theafrican333]

Lol

[@timothyjackson2753]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@soniarodriguez6577]

Clearly I am Jesus lol

[@soniarodriguez6577]

I've been forced into hiding otherwise I'm gonna be crucified again🤭🤣🤣.

[@soniarodriguez6577]

Jesus doesn't need bullet proof windows.🤣🤣

[@roldanrenieljake2507]

you are real.. You are really under arrest😂😂

[@evechadwick3405]

Good one.

[@Teal_Jimmy]

Wow just... wow

[@rjjames8626]

Ok I have one thing to say......... He is so freaking high!!!🚬

[@brooksd3024]

You know you shouldn't say that he could have problems

[@Xx_epicrobloxgamer_xX]

Nah bro, he high as FUCK!

[@kon18]

And drunk he had some alcohol in the bottle

[@Lzad]

dOn'T dIsReSpEcT tHe LoRd

[@4rthxr]

@@Lzad XD

[@chrisalbrecht7079]

Props to Raven for her walk and film talent! I know from experience, it is NOT easy.

[@officert-oq6vw]

Dont think Raven was here, I think that was Kayla still

[@MrJoarmando]

Jesus would have not resisted and would have accepted his fate.

[@donnasikes7041]

Biblical..no other man like our Lord Jesus Christ...

[@captainstickman4093]

He coulda floated away if he wanted to if it was Actual Jesus

[@rickydarcilover5581]

Donna Sikes . There’s a couple of typos in there. “No such man as Jesus Christ” See I’ve corrected it for you

[@rickydarcilover5581]

Captain Stickman . Why float when you can walk?

[@MegaTattoo69]

@@donnasikes7041 Your Lord Jesus Christ? That shits funny if I'm your Lord can I get a bj pls.? Stupid hillbillies 🤢🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩

[@Gocolas]

Jesus can heal the blind and the deaf so why does he have glasses?

[@createsmilescreatefun819]

Can I get 50 Subs for no reason good point

[@tropicalmannequins5135]

bc sometimes when you go to church they put glasses on him

[@brooklynn7546]

Create smiles Create fun - no

[@Gocolas]

brooklynn shush they are correct

[@twosphere-e5f]

Because he came from Hogwarts

[@Merp_a_Derp]

I don't think Jesus would cut the middle out of a Bible to store his "Holy Water" flask.

[@RustedDoodles]

I don't think he'd need glasses either, considering he can heal himself

[@jeremy072579]

I don't think Jesus was a white man with long stringy hair and pale skin. The people in Jerelesum were dark skin with wool hair. This guy is a fucking clown. The creator doesn't and did not look like that. What the Fuck is dude smoking?

[@charlieparker5950]

@@jeremy072579 ahahaha are u one of those black hebrews, who believes all black people are jews as well?

[@ameliagrace5645]

Lol I was thinking about that same thing. This dude is stupid

[@ahmetdulgeroglu8368]

Nikita Budaev he means that back in those times where protection from the sun were more limited, the inhabitants of Jerusalem were majority dark skinned

[@Eddyrick18]

“Or else they’re gonna crucify me again, I’m Not gonna do that again”💀😂😂

[@naliniebalgobin5078]

Ikr 😂

[@lmTooFrosty]

“i blessing it with the holy saliva since you guys took my holy water” lmao😂

[@sheesh_editzx1184]

Killer Frost1 when did he say that

[@jasonrobinson3976]

Patty: Jesus Christ Him: yes Patty: oh my god Him: yes Patty: holy shit Him: yes

[@jasonrobinson3976]

What?

[@alexlovescars7100]

That is actually good

[@muscleman4010]

DJdoubleDIP hahahaha

[@hannah-ri2gk]

@@Pigeon-os6df you are messed up for that😑 smd

[@hannah-ri2gk]

@@Pigeon-os6df oh sorry then lol i thought you was trying to call someone garbage lol im sorry

[@lucifermorningstar6108]

"we gonna go in the Jesusmobile now" that killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 14:35

[@minaloukili5820]

Hahahaha you rite

[@tj3535]

Lmao I died of laughter

[@dcurbex6287]

Yeesssssssssss sir

[@nickvallejo870]

I’m dead

[@xellazy133]

@@minaloukili5820 when you cant spell