JESUS PRIME /// THE SECOND - Remastered

I was just looking at the frontpage of Newgrounds and saw a sequel to that famous animation with Jesus. And at that moment I thought: “Hmmmmmm, since the remastered LOVE has been around for a month now and the sequel has already been released, maybe I’ll make a second part of this meme with Jesus Prime, but with a new version of his theme? I already want to look at it.” (it also means that if there wasn't a remaster, I wouldn't make this video)
So I did it :clueless
""Inspired"" by:
• jesus prime
• Jesus Prime // ULTRAKI...
Musica by MCN:
• HATE /// LOVE - Remast...
"JESUS FCKIN PRIME CHRIST", "Yeah?"/Animation by Ethereal Snake:
• Jesus Part Two - Part One
Sounds taken from UTRAKILL

[@JesusAndHisTeachings]

Jesus❤

[@dogeboithedoomslayer]

Bro gave his honest opinion and, frankly, you HAVE to respect it 💯💯💯🙌🙏🙏🙏

[@amitachauhan6827]

"JESUS CHRIST!?" "Yeah?"

[@Double-CHEEKEDUP]

"Y-you're supposed to be dead!"

[@johnphase3omg]

"I think you mean "Bread""

[@Double-CHEEKEDUP]

@@johnphase3omg "W-What?!"

[@TheKriegsmen]

@@johnphase3omg “wha-what?!”

[@rynnex]

That fucking cut was just too funny

[@tehcodekid8421]

The music pausing absolutely killed me, Jesus.

[@AltPlus30]

..Yeah?

[@TheKriegsmen]

@@AltPlus30*proceeds to Bodyslam*

[@helpme165]

@@TheKriegsmen ENGAGE THE TARGET!

[@VortexF]

​@@helpme165NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DawnsSlayers]

MY HAND MUST BE A TEMPLE

[@Jafjaf08]

The abrupt pause when the agent called out Jesus Christ😭

[@jesusofbullets]

Yeah?

[@yuananimates8224]

_"Y-Your supposed to be dead!"_

[@Jafjaf08]

​@@yuananimates8224 *proceeds to get slammed by Jesus*

[@naruokimira]

​@@yuananimates8224"I think you mean 'bread'..."

[@Nobgamez]

W-what

[@danielhaven]

He then revived all those men and they converted to Christianity.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I like to imagine Beefy Jesus^TM is a Necromancer

[@lemonbread2165]

But sadly v1 would appear and kill them for their blood how ever since Jesus blood is wine he cannot be healed from iussing in the hardest boss fight known to man

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

good ending

[@kindlingking]

​@@lemonbread2165instead of healing v1 becomes drunk (screen shake, distortion, inverted controls, etc).

[@AdrianoSnorts]

"Oh God!" *+ ENRAGED*

[@a-red_digit6644]

→🪙 ←🪙 +2Ultrarichorshot (look up coin punch) + fistfull of dollar +6Ultraichorshot +🪙 +🪙 +8Ultrarichorshot

[@keyztroke]

“Don’t say god’s name in vain!”

[@htlinr1146]

​@@keyztrokeYou 𝙂𝙤𝙙 Damn...

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

​@@htlinr1146JESUS CHRIST..!

[@Maurice-eq4md]

@@FutileStruggleofaBoulderYeah?

[@levellearner4836]

He will make the earth as it is in heaven, FULL OF DEAD GUYS !!!!!!

[@JustKostya_Q]

Heaven is FULL

[@Sepoipaping]

Blood is still Fuel

[@chickin_man65]

Heaven is fuel

[@ItsMazzdy]

Rawest line I've ever heard, well done

[@BAKC_ROOSM]

​@@chickin_man65blood is full

[@helton3425]

nah, the "JESUS CHRIST?!!" "yeh?" Fucking kills me man

[@CollinB-km5wd]

1:23 the slap of god though

[@vihakingwhimsicalflame]

GODSLAP

[@mobileterrarian3653]

1:09 I love how the music stopped playing when Jesus said "Yeah?", only for it to resume a few seconds afterward! 😂

[@JustKostya_Q]

I like how it's already a fourth comment about "JESUS CHRIST", "Yeah?" It was really good decision to make a little pause after “Yeah?”

[@mobileterrarian3653]

@@JustKostya_Q It really was! XD

[@VortexF]

100% that was legitimately amazing

[@minute0420]

@@JustKostya_Q the pause should have gone on until he said "I think you mean... bread"

[@randomcitizen801]

conclusion : the music come out of jesus himself

[@Reds_Guy]

1:06 (best moment) Jesus christ... "Yeah ?" :D

[@dimadovgsn7623]

I shall admit Jesus Prime, thou *need* to prepare some *Holy Spirit.*

[@maximoiaziolla6104]

1:17 "THE TARGET- *dies like minos prime*

[@Rubick_Nerbade]

This, is my body 🍞

[@TankCatPlush]

THIS IS MY BLOOD! 🍷

[@Fir132]

An these are my fist 🪨🪨

[@spamton_g_spamtom474]

[Parry sound fx]

[@Jay_A_Comenter]

“MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE, BECAUSE THESE FISTS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!”

[@KingThrillgore]

If Minute Hour doesn't get to voice whoever P-3 is we riot this cartoon was his audition

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

THE MINOS SCREAM 😭😭

[@Minos_prime1321]

Did you call me?

[@RapidProbably]

Dude the water turning into wine is actually crazy

[@ilucasz]

"So... What if Jesus was pure chaos? Not evil, not good, not neutral. Just... Pure and unhinged chaos?" Chaos Jesus:

[@floor5389]

Jesus is pretty much nothing like the stuck up asshole angels, so if he's alive in Ultrakillverse he likely isn't a fan of how heaven is run anyway. Dude sat down at dinner with tax collectors and prostitutes, he was a chill dude as long as you didn't turn his dad's temples into a Walmart.

[@absoluteagony]

That one dude didn't deserve all those hits.

[@Creatorofunimportance]

Bro got hit with a 15 hit combo

[@_cascade_5647]

1)hilarious 2)I adore the fact the theme of Jesus prime has a reference to "Jesus christ superstar" the musical

[@polygon121]

im absolutely scolding that the "WHERE IS THE BODY? THIS IS MY BODY!" line isnt getting enough appriciation

[@actionman9451]

Soldier: Jesus Christ Jesus: yeah Lol 😂

[@VanatorD]

WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

[@user-gt6yn6op8h]

0:51 bro the sudden freeze of the officers when Jesus comes out from the bathroom is perfect

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

should have kept "you're supposed to be dead" cuz bros a prime soul now

[@JustKostya_Q]

Maybe, but I thought that just a small pause after "Yeah?" will be funnier

[@monkeywithdaticket1987]

​@@JustKostya_Qand funnier it was

[@bread846]

AND THY GORE SHALL GLITTER ON MY TEMPLE WALLS

[@Notinterested219]

the way he threw him is fucking killing me 1:28

[@aliceamineva5757]

"What the f*ck is this, maaaaaan! Where's the body?! D:" 0:52 *THIS. IS MY BODY! >:(*

[@boommolsch7133]

OH MY GOD

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@boommolsch7133 GET THE LORD'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, YOU *GOD DAMN!!!!!!!* >:( HOOOOOOOO! *RIPS OFF HIS HEAD WITH A KUNG FU HAND*

[@FemDaHoots]

Get the Lord's name out of your MOUTH!

[@Ecco502]

jesus christ!

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@Ecco502 Yeah? :)

[@Tyrique-fn3kv]

1:09 bro took a snack break

[@monseurwanksalotte3477]

The waterbottle to wine shot is genius

[@Berdkill.]

This was horrifying to watch, nice work!

[@ominousowl9864]

i just wanna say i really love the touch of the ultrakill styled subtitles

[@SirGronfleton]

This is the best thing I've seen all day

[@JustKostya_Q]

Holy shit it's Gronf 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@GaryLovesYou666]

"wtf is this MAAAN, where's the body???" best way to die ever

[@dhruveshabrianpanta8589]

Jesus prime one shotting minos is terrifying when it comes to us

[@jonathanwatson4484]

What we are witnessing is hell trying to contain jesus... unfortunately it soon see that Jesus cant be contain. Also the line "my hands must be a temple because these fist are open for business" would be one of the lines he say to after you respawn.

[@Minos_prime1321]

1:33 that kick was personal

[@starsilverinfinity]

I’m very happy to see the remaster being put to good use

[@Ice_Cream-]

1:32 I think this was a reference to the barrage of kicks of the world stand in jojo's bizarre adventure

[@DEGRODANTONTHEINTERNET-uf8br]

-ENGAGE THE TARGET! second later (minos prime scream)

[@Minos_prime1321]

Yeah?

[@BarakuBamu]

imagine you find the holy corpse of the saint after the fight

[@FunnyDonutGuy]

1:16 the minos prime " *OOOOAAAAAH* " 💀

[@Bot-Sympithizer-A.U.T.O]

nice your the first

[@nobody7204]

The Minos scream SFX along with the subtitles got me

[@Creatorofunimportance]

1:26 standing here I realize

[@Creatorofunimportance]

We need a 1 hour version of this

[@prophetbon6373]

The small detail of the water turning into wine is so cool

[@Bot-Sympithizer-A.U.T.O]

okay watching more I gotta sub great work man

[@Val0284]

The most accurate movie adaptation

[@acomputer3559]

Imagine Hakita hiring this Jesus VA for P-3.

[@memeisking]

“THY WINE IS NOW” -jesus prime

[@kristiankepley5944]

I think the music build up of love just is the icing on the cake, makes it feel darker and thereby, funnier

[@4pelokananasov992]

"and then god came back"

[@Papa_Waffles]

The pause when Jesus hears his name and politely answers was the the single biggest brain idea I've had the pleasure of hearing

[@Ottomancat5256]

And so it has begun.

[@Crystall1945]

1:31 jolyne be like:

[@Fir132]

: Kratos: who are you: Jesus: I’m the person that’s going to Nerf you

[@dyadyaalim]

Jesus Prime Phase 2

[@MY_F4DEDLIFE]

Live footage of a moistcritikal detainment attempt after workout

[@Gabskkkkkj_oftatsumi2]

I loved the reference to water turning into wine

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

This is amazing

[@romansanchez2277]

Man, I love the fact that most of Jesus plum fighting is just a lot of reference to memes

[@phuvithitbarameemongkon5463]

The one who will fight V1 in light speed cuz he’s very holy and bright

[@LucaSagaidac]

That first kill sounded very good with that parry

[@slaymen587]

And on the 3rd rep, he made the weights rise

[@AutomatonCreek777]

When your younger brother and cousin’s challenge you on the Nintendo switch: *you’ve been nonstop playing it for 7 weeks*

[@thealeks1]

The water turning to wine was a hilarious way to foreshadow 😂

[@i_am_rael_eg9]

i like how it just unceremoniously just abruptly pauses

[@Warden-sz4nh]

The subtle water turning into wine is so good to me

[@NickName-theOneAndOnly]

1:32 God hand reference detected

[@theone-tg4ey]

Bring a bigger sword jesus. Im still being harrased

[@delta_azahrus3122]

Yeah...? *GERMAN SUPLEX*

[@Minos_Prime991]

Damn bro so good

[@ascending_dude]

how are you one subscriber below me at this time, ur so underrated. Edit: nvm you passed me now

[@JustKostya_Q]

Idk, this channel usually just a shitpost junkyard

[@TheMisterNobody.]

"oK, bUt cAn hE beAt gOKu ThO"

[@mochileirodasgalaxias3495]

When you kill the boss, but the music doesn't stop

[@supercoolmaniajon265]

Not da Chun Li kicks 💀

[@Weskerdize]

The FBI never fucking learned

[@randomico260]

I love how the music stops for a second when Jesus says:"Yeah?"

[@Not_Dynamics]

here we go again.

[@MrSpace5260]

P-3 gonna be hella hard

[@brunomarciliopinto3039]

This should be on Adult Swim.

[@DabbingGoose]

Why is this channel so underrated

[@JustKostya_Q]

idk, just a channel of artist who post shitposts because he gets bored

[@redsus8725]

Love the Jesus Christ super star bit

[@hadiroblox8065]

the [yeah] was perfect

[@Pichupichu126]

This feels like an Disney movie 💀

[@Sickle2z2]

This is what happens when a bunch of woke people gets guns and a time machine, they’re tryna stop Jesus from resurrecting

[@ossianwestermark214]

Sin rates bout to drop to 0 in less than 30 hours

[@demogaming9193]

Me and the boys trying to P rank P-3 (we have multikill install)

[@just_4get]

Neat!

[@IvoMercado-hm7ek]

Man a fight between a fist only ultrakill player vs jesus prime would look so cool like a dragonball z fight but on the ground or on water or something idk

[@upwaveflash8429]

Jesus with overkill theme and Yakuza style ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[@TheWarGiraffe1000]

"WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" -Minos prime

[@Iloveminers6978]

They didn't know how to parry

[@TripleLLe]

Me: "OH MY GOD!!" *Jesus Appears out of nowhere* Jesus: What do you want my child? also me: HOLY SHI-

[@DevNojo]

The water turning into wine feels like an attack Jesus would have in a fighting game, like an underwater stage that you have to leave when it turns into wine or something

[@StandupWind709]

Jesus christ fighting the government is Canon lore guys

[@brokovnik]

cheesus prist is dominating the swat

[@Pixel_Airon]

Gabriel second encounter.

[@BibiGoPewpew]

"Get the lord's name out of your MOUTH, you GOD DAMN-" *kungfu's his head off* Like dam 😂