Gabriel Called Me Cringe

[@ThatTravGuy]

FOR THE RECORD: Gianni and I have been pals for a while now. I offered to pay him for this before, and after, and he insisted that I don't need to and that he thought it was hilarious. I didn't scam this man, don't worry 😅

[@CptDoot]

We need a ULTRAKILL sitcom where gabriel is just really fucking mad at V1

[@ZakiGamer-rr4ld]

There are people thinking that you scammed Gianni?

[@NotZealot]

trav guy is this for the act 2 review

[@dumbass5757]

Still no Mario sunshine review

[@CptDoot]

@@dumbass5757 No more sunshine

[@iris_ofthestorm4260]

“Do you take Arby’s gift cards?” “FUCKING DIE.” Perfection.

[@gabrielacosta9470]

1:18

[@Streetcleanergaming]

But does he take Arby's gift cards tho

[@BiteMeh892]

​@@Streetcleanergamingdo they take Arby's gift card in heaven , I think not 😡

[@m22nch88]

“ALSO DO A VIDEO ON SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE.. B****”

[@Ikki_Katlin]

@@m22nch88 (Divine) Comedy Gold.

[@aghitsaplane4262]

"You're ugly,you're disgusting,I hate you,give me 400 dollars"-Gabriel ultrakill

[@willc3697]

“Also, super Mario sunshine.”

[@whyamistillhere3258]

“Bitch” -Gabriel, from ultrakill

[@Jacob-SerialDesignation_3]

I don’t want to look like a nerd, but your lack of spaces after the commas makes me hurt

[@Grape7676]

That's what the other students at my school do, they curse each other out and then ask for money.

[@thetruered3d]

My eyes start to hurt when people forget how to space fucking commas, they truly do.

[@NuclearNecro]

gabriel now canonically doesn't like arby's and likes mario sunshine

[@hehehe88]

We are blessed.

[@ustronum]

The picture is beautiful

[@Ajoo39]

He's so based

[@level_d4309]

Who does like arby's

[@racinracerxp8645]

Yup

[@kaden-sd6vb]

"oh shit they can't hear you" *turns on volume and divine intervention is playing* i knew it was gonna be gold at that moment

[@karotgamin790]

it’s called “the death of god’s will”

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@karotgamin790 That's for the Heresy rematch, but the one being played in the video IS Divine Intervention (from 3-2)

[@crosswegan1543]

I know you

[@salmonellaII]

MACHINE

[@Imdreamingshutup]

@@salmonellaII Turn back... *NOW.*

[@piyo744]

"BITCH" and "FUCKING DIE" have been my TF2 hitsound and killsound for months now and I've just learned where they come from.

[@thenumber24]

i fear the flamethrower hitsound

[@Oul362]

Oh that must be gold when you're playing engi, heavy, or pyro in MvM.

[@mekhie.r.duncan3825]

is "BITCH" your crit sound too?

[@piyo744]

@@mekhie.r.duncan3825 I don't use these hitsounds anymore, but my crit hitsound for a while was SMAAAAASH!!! from Earthbound. My current hitsound is the scientist scream from HL1 and my killsound is the CLANG from the 2016 Berserk adaptation.

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

​@@thenumber24BITBITBITBITBITBITBITBIT

[@sniper9395]

I love how Gianni is literally playing divine intervention through his mic

[@blothamus7565]

He's quite angry

[@pistoletsrouge7304]

@@blothamus7565 he is E N R A G E D

[@robloxsio4767]

@@pistoletsrouge7304 +DISRESPECT +ENRAGED

[@ethancurtis7803]

ULTRAKILL!

[@sniper9395]

@@ethancurtis7803 SUPERDEATH!

[@darksteelhero1]

Fun Fact: Gianni doesn't actually do any voice acting here. The real Archangel Gabriel just possesses Gianni whenever he needs to record lines

[@MrTheil]

Gianni was still trapped in the Cheeseburger Dimension

[@gabrieldennany2081]

Can confirm 👍

[@daemian3878]

@@MrTheil so america

[@loganmiller3931]

Some ghost rider shit right here

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Only Gianni can say otherwise and even then, I will not believe him.

[@raphaelrodriguez1598]

"It's disgusting the way you play" Fires 6 alternate revolver shots in a row, losing style

[@phoenixpoole7667]

Only Gabriel

[@hatandhoodie_]

Only 6?

[@gamecavalier3230]

Six Shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

[@alfamagalhaes5309]

The spare change in my back pocket

[@abandoned.connector]

​@@hatandhoodie_thee be here?

[@GreenGuyGeno]

Im convinced that Hakita doesn't give Gianni any lines and just let him talk.

[@youraveragerandomperson8553]

' According to Hakita, many of Gabriel's taunts were improvised by Gianni during recording. ' - Ultrakill Wiki

[@Iumera]

@@youraveragerandomperson8553 damn, this guy is legendary

[@asher879]

Hakita just showed him a picture of gabriel and gianni just went off

[@beanseater6786]

ultrakill was actually made because Gianni broke into Hakitas house, and recorded all his lines while Hakita hid in his closet

[@natalie6811]

@@beanseater6786 Gianni walked in as Hakita was working on Divine Intervention and just started yelling shit to go along with it.

[@cheesewizard3965]

> is asked to yell at him for 2 minutes > spends half the time berating him for putting a rush order and that it’s 400 dollars for an hour > tells him to play Super Mario Sunshine > leaves after a minute what an absolute legend

[@Haimer098]

4.1k likes and no comment, gotta make it change

[@tacticalnuke5673]

> calls his style weak

[@theoverseer1775]

it WAS 2 minutes, the first minute was just not recorded because Travis is an incompetent child and forgot to let the stream hear his discord calls

[@marielosvindas1247]

@@theoverseer1775Gianni is that you?

[@72nodes85]

“I HOPE YOUR PREPARED TO PAY THE FUCKING PIPER” is the best damn line ever, Gianni you fucking genius

[@whyiwakeup6460]

1:02 timestamp

[@troypowers750]

*you're

[@p1nball729]

*y'roue

[@mb778_]

'yureo

[@WTFisTingispingis]

IT's such a raw line I'm gonna use it in a story I write one day.

[@talos111]

I love the delivery of “FUCKING DIE” It was the offer of Arby’s gift cards that just absolutely sent him over the edge

[@I_RefuseTo]

he probably hate arby's

[@Hellwaterva]

@@I_RefuseTogo does

[@unknownunknown317]

​@@I_RefuseTowho does like arbys

[@bondfall0072]

Everything before that was just buisness. The arbys card made it personal.

[@DissedRedEngie]

There's a reason why maxor refuses to not pay this guy. Gianni is enough of a mad man to never refuse anything, while being professional level voice actor.

[@j4miera]

UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS

[@Honeybee343]

i need maxor to do a ultrakill review

[@j4miera]

@@Honeybee343 save it when the game is done

[@theermac6024]

@@Honeybee343 its actually coming. Its in the pipeline as Max0r's next video. He posted it on his comunity tab

[@Ivy64_]

And this is why we love him.

[@nightlypiano4116]

I say it's canon that the music just... eminates from Gabriel. The Father's Light also comes with his mixtape apparently

[@apersonwhoexists546]

also you know that thing where he says may your woes be many and your days few i think thats just automatic

[@nightlypiano4116]

@@apersonwhoexists546 that's his answering machine

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

Yep

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

So basically just like how Vergil from DMC just radiates Bury the Light

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

@@Generic_Gaming_Channel I always thought he emanated his DMC3 theme tbh

[@V1Gam1ng]

-calls trav guy -demands for 400 dollars -insults him calling him cringe -refuses to elaborare further -leaves

[@elliehugg]

-rejoins -DO A VIDEO ON SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE -bitch -leaves

[@adamevaskevich5528]

*Demands* for 400$

[@V1Gam1ng]

@@adamevaskevich5528 thanks random stranger

[@DilanExist]

-returns -asks for Mario sunshine review -leaves again

[@ZuoKalp]

@@DilanExist Demands*

[@ZakiGamer-rr4ld]

I love how cool calm and collected gianni was when trav offered arby's gift card and he just responded with "fucking die."

[@danjames8314]

its that anger management gabes been going through

[@yusharider]

Should have paid him in Amazon gift cards

[@ilijavirijevic3876]

@@danjames8314 That's not his name, don't call him that.

[@AlanStryman]

hes an experienced expert.

[@HCFireblaze]

@@danjames8314 that's not his name

[@notthed6534]

I like to imagine that Gabriel just materializes in Travis' room via Discord call, then proceeds to lay into the man, insulting his gaming skills, before disappearing.

[@willphoenix5464]

Then materializing again, demanding him to review Mario Sunshine, and leaving agaun

[@flameyboy4184]

The only reason gianni is in the call is to play divine intervention in the background

[@meowofender6463]

@@flameyboy4184Wait, the music doesn't just emanate from Gabe himself?

[@iamlosingmysanityrapidly]

​@@meowofender6463yes he does

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

Gianni is the best voice actor of our generation. Not just by sheer talent, but by shitposting ability. What a legend!

[@skell6134]

BOTH by sheer talent AND shitposting ability

[@thepacific2933]

He is beyond shitposting, he is ULTRAposting

[@FBernkastel]

@@thepacific2933 I'd say he's ssshitstorming

[@ayrtonjoga]

Guys look, this comment have almost 1k likes, it's your chance!

[@svenabel2987]

Tim Bentinck did a few few good shitposts as well "By Sigmar, you posted cringe! Prepare to be judged!"

[@Danb-fk5iw]

Gianni's a fucking legend, this is bloody hilarious. My cheeks hurt from smiling like an idiot at this.

[@xislomega242]

my cheeks also hurt holy shit this is funny

[@pistoletsrouge7304]

Which one?

[@moonflowww]

same

[@rebari2528]

@@pistoletsrouge7304 ayo 🤨

[@andreymontag]

@@pistoletsrouge7304 yes

[@yacabo111]

The music playing through his mic, only heard when he's in the call, and clearly being played outside the call, is what brings this all together

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

The best part is when he leaves, the music stops, and then he *comes back and the music comes back too.*

[@RustyDroid]

I like to imagine that Gabriel's theme music just follows him around when he's fighting

[@Ultracultchaosultimate]

@@RustyDroidI think this too, I also think that he is just playing Tenebre rosso sangue because you skipped his boss fight and went to p-2 and he just watches you while playing Tenebre rosso sangue.

[@j.s.5685]

If Gianni's hourly rate is 200 USD, that means he gets paid 0.05 USD per second. His discord call lasted 1 minute and 4 seconds, which amounts to 3.2 USD. But since it was a rush order and the price is doubled, you technically owe him 6.4 USD.

[@j.s.5685]

This is also a hypothetical calculation in a youtube-comment which has no bearing on real life transactions, unless someone wanted to be a stickler and pay by the second.

[@carpedm9846]

So what you mean is an arby's gift card DOES cover the cost

[@alleywayyyyy]

somebody payed attention in math class...

[@cjr4908]

It's actually even better, though - One minute at a rate of $400 an hour is _$6.66_

[@Douchebagus]

You dismissed the part where Gianni charges for hours at a time, so it'll be 400 dollars.

[@b.w.s3165]

I can't believe Gabriel Ultrakill then went ahead and Ultrakilled that Psycho Streamer for refusing to play Super Mario Sunshine

[@sirshotty7689]

He also ultrakilled the [spoilers]

[@axel5441]

I liked the part where Gabriel from the popular game megadeath said "its ultrakillin time" and ultrakilled all over the place

[@TheCommanderCrapper]

the fact that he actually joined & also did gabriel's voice just show how legendary of a VA Gianni is godspeed dude

[@reginaldmeta2762]

he even had the theme playing

[@TheElysianPrince]

SHIT, I accidentally liked! Don't worry, though, I unliked, it's still at 666.

[@Vestige_]

@@TheElysianPrince well now you can relike it :(

[@TheElysianPrince]

@@Vestige_ Oh, frick. Welp, may as well.

[@alleywayyyyy]

@@TheElysianPrince you had to reply about the fact that you liked a comment and had to unlike it, come on bro

[@user-bu5zn9mh7e]

+ENRAGED

[@opfragile]

THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES LMAO

[@datcap6289]

“Do you take arby’s gift cards?” +DISRESPECT

[@Theblueshirtguy69]

LMAO +FISTFULL OFF DOLLAR

[@DeltsDT]

0:35 +ENRAGED, +DISRESPECT

[@SupaThePotato]

how come ultrakill, an already blessed game having a blessed voice actor?

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

Multiple blessed VA's actually! Stephan Weyte is amazing too!

[@StandardBuster]

There's a reason he's the VA for Gabriel, an angel.

[@velvetdraws3452]

ironic how a game based in hell is blessed

[@StandardBuster]

@@velvetdraws3452 Why do you think the demons die so easily? They are allergic to holy blessings.

[@diegosaez4885]

@@velvetdraws3452 you're cruising through hell sexual style killing each layer's denizens a coin toss at a time. By all means you're doing God's work whether they greenlighted your impious date-simulating, bandicoot-filled crusade or not.

[@ars_inn]

"VOICE ACTORS ARE BOOKED FOR AN HOURLY RATE TRAVIS! AND MINE IS 200 DOLLARS" - probably the greatest line I've ever heard

[@sipofsunkist9016]

gianni hitting you with the "fucking die" put me on the floor

[@cartrider4943]

Travis: “ Do you take Arby’s gift cards?” Gabriel: “FUCKING DIE” The most ultrakill comeback I will ever hear

[@heitormedina7098]

1:19

[@matthewrevell9021]

I mean that is 90% of ultrakill its just the player saying FUCKING DIE

[@TheBeast9417YT]

ALSO, DO A VIDEO ON SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE *B - T C H*

[@torinsmith9867]

+ARBYS 200 +FUCKING DIE 300 +ULTRACOMEBACK 2000

[@Leffrey]

OMG somebody needs to make a mod where he will randomly say some of these lines ingame. “It’s disgusting the way you play” “It’s gonna be 400$ for this little masochism session” “fucking die”

[@bigboykenob2244]

Imagine dying to Gabriel then him saying “Its disgusting the way you play”

[@Leffrey]

@@bigboykenob2244 It'd be like Minos Prime going "Die" and dropkicking you in the face

[@somerandomjackass4802]

@@bigboykenob2244 I think I might uninstall if that happens

[@kylemasson9324]

Honestly, no, it should be on low style for long enough, you hear a discord connect sound, and "Its DISGUSTING the way you play" and "Fucking DIE" and the disconnect sound right after

[@spinningninja2]

I love the implication that Gianni just sounds like that, music and all

[@mongodroid4842]

Gianni doesn't sound like that, but when he goes into the booth it's Gabriel who does the lines

[@drneotech7254]

@@mongodroid4842 The music follows him

[@RyDawgE]

Gabriel saying "super Mario sunshine" emits such a powerful aura its unreal

[@Iristallite]

The Mario Sunshine part was the cherry on top of this hilarious sundae.

[@TLhikan]

Gianni when Max0r offers him an Amazon gift card: 🤩 Gianni when Trav offers him an Arby’s gift card: 🤬

[@bwalimniad]

more like: +ENRAGED

[@I_fucking_suck_at_everything]

Arby's kinda goated tho i would take it anyday

[@kaminozkorner]

@@I_fucking_suck_at_everythingname checks out, you suck at having good opinions /j

[@dnddude9652]

1:28 I love how you can tell Gianni’s trying not to die from laughing

[@rurumuhelsi5561]

I am convinced that the Father’s Holy Light comes with music speakers being built into your very essence that play the appropriate song for your mood.

[@detrilogue3174]

what else did you think that hole in gabe's chestplate was for

[@Ultracultchaosultimate]

@@detrilogue3174a little something~

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

Now I kinda want to see an ULTRAKILL playthrough co-commentated by Gianni as Gabriel, just hearing him finding flaws in how the player does their thing and mercilessly roasting them about it. Also, as a footnote, Gianni, if you read this, you are a chad, a legend, and goated for doing this for Travis, holy crap. Mad respect to you, man.

[@zach237]

I mean he did do a 4 hour session just playing ultrakill as gabriel

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

@@zach237 I’m aware.

[@serraramayfield9230]

@@zach237 LINK PLEASE

[@zach237]

@@serraramayfield9230 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sILQo4mViMaqgKM

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

@@serraramayfield9230 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sILQo4mViMaqgKM Here you are.

[@fetusdeletus9266]

Gabriel “casually” threatens you with price gouging ASMR

[@heliax9924]

so this is what garbiel does after v1 deletes him a second time

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

The livestream of Gabriel playing ULTRAKILL confirms that canonically Divine Intervention just emanates from his body automatically whenever he's angry.

[@maksymmerkulov7875]

I feel like that: "Fucking die!" should be used in game. Like how Minos does it

[@wildranger5833]

One of the best VAs to grace this planet

[@Kyler530er]

"ALSO DO A VIDEO IN SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!" *"B I T C H ."*

[@evaenjoyer]

"get on discord kitten" -gianni 2023

[@matthewrobinson2442]

I love the idea that Gabriel just emanates his theme in moments of stress as a side effect of being an angel.

[@Mortomi]

0:00 - Video Start 0:06 - Messaging Gianni 0:17 - Transition to Ultrakill 0:20 - Pitiful miss with revolver. 0:23 - Game pause 0:26 - “Get on the discord kitten” 0:28 - “Discord Sounds Warning” 0:29 - Discord sound 0:30 - “Hello?” 0:31 - “Oh shit hold on they can’t hear you” 0:32 - Volume fixed, can hear gianni. 0:35 - “YOU COME INTO MY DMS”

[@izakthehumblememeseller9340]

0:38 - "ASK FOR MY TIME"

[@godzillainhellgoji5299]

0:40 "TELL ME TO COME INTO YOUR LITTLE CALL!"

[@random_chance]

0:42 - "AND AMUSE YOUR VIEWERS"

[@jayfernal]

0:44 - “AS IF I’M SOME TOOL TO BE MADE USE OF”

[@wootboi7603]

0:47 “VOICE ACTORS ARE BOOKED FOR AN HOURLY RATE TRAVIS, AND MINE IS 200 DOLLARS!”

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

jesus christ i know the focus is on gianni but the comedic timing of "Do you take Arby's gift cards" was on point.

[@CircusCuties]

THE MUSIC COMING FROM HIS MIC IS SENDING MEEEEE

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

They need to make a superpowered version of Gabriel which requires you to pay him 400 points for each try.

[@prometheanrebel3838]

400 points just for an exclusive "training" bossfight with him, lmao.

[@I_am_someone_named_G]

​@@prometheanrebel3838it's a "Sadomasochism session"

[@Hellwaterva]

And trav will cameo by being a pain scream lmao

[@slugintub634]

if 1p=1 dollar then V1 is jeff bezos

[@Anastalin]

"Running low on *supplies* ?"

[@deadpan904]

its amazing how Gianni came up with this script, no matter if it took 20 minutes, or one hour. It was a golden experience to witness his writing

[@PaulFJarnes]

Gianni is like a dominatrix, he gets paid to insult other people with a professional flare

[@Professor-Badger]

Man we need more shitposting voice actors it just makes the community

[@AshnSilvercorp]

it would be nice, but it's usually contracts that prevent people from going around freely with them. Most big companies wouldn't want a character voice cursing up a storm. Gabriel though? Yea.

[@deadpan904]

@@AshnSilvercorp I think its mostly because Hakita lost it when Gianni started cursing + that Hakita curses a lot fucking more, just check his game commentary. "Happy hardcore? Who the fuck names a genre, fucking happy grindcore?" is one of his quotes,

[@bondfall0072]

Jonah Scott is a great shitposter

[@Pepsiminator]

What a treasure this guy is

[@RitualStench]

How is Gianni so good at being an improv verbal shitposter 😂😂😂

[@CatzRuleGaming]

Hello? Oh shit, hold on, they can't hear you! Okay, now they can hear you. Can you start over? (The sound of Travis' laughter is drowned out by the divine glory of Gabriel's holy cries of arduous fury and rage. The magnificent chorus of divine justice fills the Discord call as he speaks out against such cardinal sin.) _You come into MY DMs, ask for MY time, tell me to come into YOUR little call, and then use YOUR viewers as if I'm some tool to be made use of?_ _Voice actors are booked for an hourly rate Travis, and mine is TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS. And you asked for a rush order today, so that'll DOUBLE the rate--it'll be FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS for this little sado-masochism session._ _I hope you're prepared to pay the fucking piper._ _Oh, and by the way; you need to rank up your fucking style points, Travis. Try switching weapons from time to time, it's DISGUSTING the way you play._ Do you take Arby's gift cards? *_Fucking die._* (Silence and introspection proceeds to fill the Discord call in addition to Travis, indeed, fucking dying. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Gabriel re-appears, bringing back with him the theme of divine intervention and supreme justice.) _Also, do a video on Super Mario Sunshine...BITCH!_ Okay... (As Travis continues perishing at the hands of Gabriel's glory, silence once again fills the Discord call. The story then, with Travis still suffering, ends abruptly with the recommended videos.) ---- *Shitpost Ranking: P - 11/10, Perfect Shitpost Material*

[@RandomGames-u1p]

If only more voice actors did this.

[@drakefan2088]

Gianni Matragano? Gabriel ULTRAKILL voice actor + Sebastian PRESSURE voice actor? Cold 🥶🥶🥶

[@wesberduck]

I like how if you listen closely you can hear Gianni try not to break when he hops back in the call and tells him to make a video on Sunshine

[@cutemothman3591]

Why the fuck did Gianni saying Kitten in chat fill me with so much fear.

[@OrificeHorus]

Gianni is the most based VA of all time.

[@C_Corpze]

Gotta love the way he does this. Voice actors who also use their voices for shitposts and other fun stuff are the best.

[@FallenStarDust69]

Agreed

[@cartboi2750]

"OH AND BY THE WAY, YOU NEED TO RANK UP YOUR STYLE RANKING TRAVIS IT'S *DISGUSTING* THE WAY YOU PLAY"

[@upzakuza]

i think he just wanted to release all of his anger from voice acting so much

[@ViolaDragon621]

I wonder how much of that he came up with on the spot

[@AshnSilvercorp]

the fact he has all of his voice effects and the Divine Intervention track ready to go with it all within the time he asked is really what's on point too.

[@FirelMusic]

@@AshnSilvercorp To be fair, it took him 20 minutes. It's not like this was instantaneous.

[@velvetdraws3452]

@@FirelMusic still impressive tbh

[@clovercurator7997]

@@AshnSilvercorp that's because he was streaming as Gabriel at the time, it was already set up

[@weirdyakuzafan]

damn, shoulda asked if he took mcdonalds gift cards instead

[@fun-epersonnproductions4002]

"May your Ls be many and your b**ches few." -Gabriel Ultrakill

[@V1Gam1ng]

Plot twist: Gianni is not playing divine intervetion, God is just playing it from heaven while Gianni is talking like Gabe

[@obi-wank-enobi]

The most terrifying words I've ever seen written is Gianni saying get on the discord kitten 💀

[@janetho7267]

I love Gianni so much, what an absolute chad

[@marcucu9933]

Gianni must be the best voice actor to ever live

[@URnightmares162]

That "fucking die" was perfect, voice actors are amazing.

[@frozenstrike0196]

God I love that Gianni is a shitposter, hearing him yelling at you in Gabriel’s voice is some of the FUNNIEST shit by far. Also, the way he just calmly says, “fucking die” is hilarious!

[@familyguysofunny1933]

The devs opened pandora's asshole when they hired Gianni

[@simplepointstudio6210]

dev*

[@ajdndbdjbdj]

@@simplepointstudio6210 he is not wrong tho , Hakita is a unit

[@brayrock3033]

the fact that he joins the call with his own theme song is enough to send me rolling

[@B.O.T.S-V3]

I wish Gabriel would call me cringe.

[@eemeli7093]

down bad

[@waterPsychiatrist]

4K HD footage of the Council in the prologue of Act 2 (real)

[@mrfirestar9604]

The return was I think the funnest bit

[@yoshipool4208]

aaahh don't worry trav. Gabriel is just heated after losing to a highschool security camera lookin ass robot for the second time. He'll cool off.

[@bluepearl9075]

And that’s how you summon an angel

[@lucjanl1262]

He now has to pay gianni around $7

[@minimum850]

Actually 400 dollars

[@lucjanl1262]

@@minimum850 no, it's the rate for 1 hour I think, and since this was barely 1 minute longe it would equate into something around $7

[@minimum850]

@@lucjanl1262 hourly rate means it's paid by the hour

[@lucjanl1262]

@@minimum850 oh so like hookers?

[@TheFlyingslug]

god gianni is such a legend i wish i could be his friend he seems so chill when he's not the hand of God

[@blue_axolotl64]

Gabriel isn't a persona Gianni takes, Gianni is a persona Gabriel takes

[@charonsferryold]

"I hope you're prepared to PAY THE FUCKING PIPER"

[@KingThrillgore]

The line between canon and fandom has finally collapsed.

[@nebelrebel1557]

I love how Gianni has music playing in the background, like it is omnipresent and hen Gabriel is there

[@man3son1]

Gianni is a fucking treasure.

[@thegrimcritic5494]

I love how no one is a bigger hype man for Ultrakill than Gianni himself. Absolute madlad.

[@hardlightcaster]

This is the greatest moment in trav guy history. Watching this live was a blessing.

[@Nampledamp]

I like to imagine Gianni just has angelic boss music playing in his room at all times.

[@StabStabStabby]

Six dollar shrimp special.

[@Ronaldmcdonald0]

“YOU EVEN MAKE THE DEVIL CRY”

[@Squeak74B]

Just knowing that Gianni does stuff like this... Fucken wishlisted

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

"Do you take Arby's gift cards?" "FUCKING DIE" I'm pretty sure I wheezed my soul out of my body after that

[@neon_serpent9799]

Jesus, I almost choked on my coffee when I heard about Mario🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arkasha6649]

If this was in a game, gabriel would be a million times harder to defeat than 100 sisyphus primes. All because *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE._*

[@brendankeyfauver821]

Gianni's 'Gabriel' has the exact same unhinged-divinity energy of shitposter Death from the Castlevania show. I wish I had 1/2 a million dollars to make a show with the sole purpose of Gianni screaming "YOU INSOLENT F*CK" to an actual fruit fly, him attempt to smite it, only for it to get away unscathed and have him absolutely losing it in the fetal position.

[@Helios810]

“Why is it that only human hands, can reach into hell? Don’t you think that’s weirdly fucked up?”

[@Bingle.the.threest]

I love that gianni is playing gabriel's music through his mic

[@FylinB563]

It's so fycking cool to listen to someone with a voice like that

[@MinoogWasTaken]

“Oh, the dumpster man is raiding me… thank you trash.”