Jesus Take the Wheel

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Жыл бұрын

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but like... what if Jesus actually did literally took the wheel tho, huh? what then?
#Jeebustakethehweel

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@Spectrulus
@Spectrulus Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it was a miracle they all survived that stunt. That would mean...
@lautaroguzman4178
@lautaroguzman4178 Жыл бұрын
Jesús Is cheating he can respawn
@anonthe-third2367
@anonthe-third2367 Жыл бұрын
@@lautaroguzman4178 he's a hacker
@seriously_serious
@seriously_serious Жыл бұрын
@@anonthe-third2367 I reported
@s3dchr
@s3dchr Жыл бұрын
HA.
@TheRealLegoDocOck
@TheRealLegoDocOck Жыл бұрын
@@seriously_serious Y’all mad that he’s good at the game 😤
@TheKingOfNachosTM
@TheKingOfNachosTM Жыл бұрын
some say he can walk on water and turn it into wine, while others say he was nailed to a cross. all we know for sure is that, he is the Stig
@benjarsenault
@benjarsenault Жыл бұрын
*all that we know is that he's the Stig's religious stundriving cousin.
@TheKingOfNachosTM
@TheKingOfNachosTM Жыл бұрын
@@benjarsenault implying the Stig isn’t our lord and saviour
@benjarsenault
@benjarsenault Жыл бұрын
@@TheKingOfNachosTM fair
@satanslilhelper_
@satanslilhelper_ Жыл бұрын
Some say, that if you give him some bread and some fish, he'll feed 5000 people... And that his hands have holes... All we know is that he is the messiah!
@kidshipley69
@kidshipley69 Жыл бұрын
@@satanslilhelper_ yes
@gmanss5967
@gmanss5967 Жыл бұрын
Dear Mr. BM Cartoon man All I want for Christmas is a Dumpy Holiday Special. He is a hardworkin' man after all, even through the holidays. With love, G
@appsmasher7932
@appsmasher7932 Жыл бұрын
I second this. Gimme more of my favorite fish-catching, beer-chugging, wife-hating little fella.
@creepdimensions2405
@creepdimensions2405 Жыл бұрын
I love those kisses he makes it just had me laughing for too long
@Pren0110
@Pren0110 Жыл бұрын
I’m happy the three of them decided to start a sitcom together, they didn’t let the accident get to them and their friendship
@voidishprattles4319
@voidishprattles4319 Жыл бұрын
"Jesus take the wheel" "Ayo I ain't ever driven one of these things."
@kurokoro
@kurokoro Жыл бұрын
Jesus really took the wheel and sacrificed his bones for that sick stunt.
@speciallasagna8521
@speciallasagna8521 Жыл бұрын
Imagine, if he hadn't taken the wheel, the red shirt guy would be the one in the full body cast.
@Jordangfreeman
@Jordangfreeman Жыл бұрын
My grandmas last words as she sped into a foam brick wall in stunt school were 'Aiiieeeee'. This video reminds me of her. It makes me chortle! She's still alive but has sworn to silence. idk why lol 🤷‍♂ love you grandma!!!
@Juiceboxdan72
@Juiceboxdan72 Жыл бұрын
Jesus looks like he's T posing at the end. Oh, I get it
@Nonsensehat
@Nonsensehat Жыл бұрын
The guy coming into frame in a wheelchair makes me laugh ‘cause it feels like a cynical afterthought made by a producer to get a g rating. Keep up the good work you wonderful weirdo.
@valentijnsnelder4684
@valentijnsnelder4684 Жыл бұрын
Drives past the ramp, still goes thorugh the wall at an angle 10/10
@captainzyler2540
@captainzyler2540 Жыл бұрын
Jesus was driving without a license
@naranara1690
@naranara1690 Жыл бұрын
I like how they all lived. That's enough of a miracle
@tyburvandeezo8218
@tyburvandeezo8218 Жыл бұрын
That motor sound effect was key 👌🏻 P.S. Please do a spaceman jesus t-shirt soon!
@empireOfLove2
@empireOfLove2 Жыл бұрын
So this is the true identity of The Stig.
@CaptLuser
@CaptLuser Жыл бұрын
jesus drives drunk. a lot
@DoofusManBoy
@DoofusManBoy Жыл бұрын
“Jesus, you missed the ramp!” “We aren’t aiming for the ramp!”
@ZebraOnYourNose
@ZebraOnYourNose Жыл бұрын
Him: Jesus?! 😳 Jesus: 😗😗
@cr3ative_name
@cr3ative_name Жыл бұрын
I cannot tell you how much I adore that your cartoons viscerally refuse to have endings.
@grimms4402
@grimms4402 Жыл бұрын
today is gonna be a good day
@SentientMeatbag
@SentientMeatbag Жыл бұрын
I knew Jesus performed a miracle where he made a paralyzed man walk again. Never knew he did the opposite as well.
@BigR.O.B.
@BigR.O.B. Жыл бұрын
Sorry officer, it's not vehicular manslaughter if I let jesus take the wheel.
@SkysWeirdProductions
@SkysWeirdProductions Жыл бұрын
Jesus gave them the greatest gift of all: Friendship.
@taags
@taags Жыл бұрын
I would love a show with Jesus as a racecar driver 😀
@Skull_E_Duggery
@Skull_E_Duggery Жыл бұрын
Theres alot of animators who try to draw characters that are human like. But these are the most relatable. I'm sitting here looking at myself. This is art
@timbomb374
@timbomb374 Жыл бұрын
He from the year 0 he ain't got a driver's licence
@MorroZorro
@MorroZorro Жыл бұрын
Jesus was a race car driver He drove so goddamn fast
@sifins1579
@sifins1579 Жыл бұрын
I incredulously asked myself how all 3 of them could have survived that, but then I realized he’s Jesus so it checks out
@crocs_n_socks
@crocs_n_socks Жыл бұрын
This man had the gall to say "What the h*ll" right next to Jesus.
@Merlodica
@Merlodica Жыл бұрын
Jesus came to us, not to be served, but to serve up 🔥
@BovineDesigns
@BovineDesigns Жыл бұрын
This was a weird episode of Top Gear.
@Juiceboxdan72
@Juiceboxdan72 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the engine sound. Listen to that baby purr! "bbbbbbBBBBBBBB"
@lukashalupka9436
@lukashalupka9436 Жыл бұрын
Jesus: "I can turn water into wine and also turn your van into mine."
@howlingbeats2544
@howlingbeats2544 Жыл бұрын
I had no idea that the Stig was Jesus all along.
@quesadibro1245
@quesadibro1245 9 ай бұрын
missed joke for him to say "What the heaven?" instead of "What the hell?"
@herbienbrian2
@herbienbrian2 Жыл бұрын
Now that's how you do a buddy film!
@hobojimmy3500
@hobojimmy3500 Жыл бұрын
Samuel L Jackson voiceover: ‘It was in fact, NOT a good day’
@QwertySanchezSA
@QwertySanchezSA Жыл бұрын
I like the music at the end. They're all reunited :')
@wolf7701
@wolf7701 Жыл бұрын
The Stig was Jesus all along, I would never had guessed.
@brandonandnobu5696
@brandonandnobu5696 Жыл бұрын
how I feel every time I play gran turismo
@thepit7868
@thepit7868 Жыл бұрын
You see, Jesus wanted a kiss for good luck but didn't get it. That's why he crashed.
@kuromanson
@kuromanson Жыл бұрын
Damn... Jesus doesn't know what he's doing either... lol
@TheNumber1RatedSalesman1997
@TheNumber1RatedSalesman1997 Жыл бұрын
love the " brrrrrrrr " car noises-
@jefffoxworthyspen680
@jefffoxworthyspen680 Жыл бұрын
We now know the stigs true identity
@G.reviewz
@G.reviewz Жыл бұрын
Should never let jesus drive he doesnt know how
@zachdugan7320
@zachdugan7320 Жыл бұрын
got those canned garage band sound bytes 👌
@G00SEB0I
@G00SEB0I Жыл бұрын
gta 5 chaos mode be like:
@paulwilliams5949
@paulwilliams5949 Жыл бұрын
And now the two men will sue jesus
@aname8676
@aname8676 Жыл бұрын
This is great
@SonarTheBat
@SonarTheBat Жыл бұрын
Man: Jesus, take the wheel. Jesus: *takes the wheel* Man: What the Hell?
@tuskiomisham
@tuskiomisham Жыл бұрын
this one made me belly laugh
@connorollive308
@connorollive308 4 ай бұрын
NOW HERES YOUR HOST'S, KENNY BLAKENSHIP AND VICK ROMANOOO
@mladkos2090
@mladkos2090 Жыл бұрын
He made two new friends. It was indeed a good day!
@hankhumble3552
@hankhumble3552 Жыл бұрын
I know I’m speaking for all of us that this was the turning point for our conversion to Christianity.
@Xeno-009
@Xeno-009 Жыл бұрын
Everyone survived
@randomguyontheinternet7940
@randomguyontheinternet7940 Жыл бұрын
Cause of Death: Jesus took the wheel
@BeatInMySkull
@BeatInMySkull Жыл бұрын
The subtitles XD
@Deachuu
@Deachuu Жыл бұрын
he's so cool though
@joshuataylor287
@joshuataylor287 Жыл бұрын
Great work as usual! But I’m still waiting for Frog and Toad 4, any updates?
@daiamonto2517
@daiamonto2517 Жыл бұрын
i like that his jesus is lore acurrate
@larrylaffer3246
@larrylaffer3246 Жыл бұрын
Clearly someone didn't pay attention in his driving classes all those years ago in Nazareth.
@RadioactvPanda
@RadioactvPanda Жыл бұрын
An epic trailer
@hinatahyugadragonfly
@hinatahyugadragonfly Жыл бұрын
huh what a twist
@Kirby03
@Kirby03 Жыл бұрын
Yo brick rigs soundtrack?
@korbainlocoti1485
@korbainlocoti1485 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, just let the man from the era of no vehicles whatsoever take the wheel, to bad that guys car insurance isn't insured for letting other people drive his car purpously
@LondonTransport466
@LondonTransport466 Жыл бұрын
The Stig's Christian Cousin.
@WaveSmash
@WaveSmash Жыл бұрын
Dumpy is begging for Jesus to take the wheel every time he drives drunk (Which he does a lot)
@doppiokinnie21
@doppiokinnie21 Жыл бұрын
High school sucks High school sucks High school sucks Everybody called me a ######
@billybadass9031
@billybadass9031 Жыл бұрын
Was the ramp joke perhaps inspired by "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack"?
@michaelhalford2640
@michaelhalford2640 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ!!!!!!
@Thatonedude917
@Thatonedude917 Жыл бұрын
Jesus leave the wheel exactly where you found it or so help me
@tylerf8518
@tylerf8518 Жыл бұрын
Commenting to help with the algorithm
@GrandKaiserOfKrieg
@GrandKaiserOfKrieg Жыл бұрын
Bruh 10/10
@ViridisGames
@ViridisGames Жыл бұрын
The first song was one I heard on this old Lego DVD I watched when I was younger. Anybody know the name of the song?
@tomarune
@tomarune Жыл бұрын
Why jesus why!?
@DumbTomato
@DumbTomato Жыл бұрын
Why does everyone assume jesus would be a good driver? There werent even any cars 2000 years ago.
@MicronOnline
@MicronOnline Жыл бұрын
BM Cartoons have really crossed the line with this one
@amadeusoasis5358
@amadeusoasis5358 11 ай бұрын
Nah
@chadpixon
@chadpixon Жыл бұрын
HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS...
@kelrowland3825
@kelrowland3825 Жыл бұрын
Yeshua is gonna use a sword not some truck or jeep To do His will... Don't take the Mark of the Beast! (666)
@garrywhite13371337
@garrywhite13371337 Жыл бұрын
😹🤌💎✨
@TheAncientTale
@TheAncientTale Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@amadeusoasis5358
@amadeusoasis5358 Жыл бұрын
Yeah you do stop lying
@TheAncientTale
@TheAncientTale Жыл бұрын
@@amadeusoasis5358 Yeah you do, stop lying.*
@LiquidKidtv
@LiquidKidtv Жыл бұрын
Something tells me this was funnier in your head.
@codycarrasco5493
@codycarrasco5493 Жыл бұрын
Serious note: anyone scared they’ll die and go to hell? Here’s how to get to heaven: 1. Admit you’re a sinner. “For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.” 2. Realized God loved us and sent His son. “For God so loved the world thag He gave His only begotten son. That whosever believeth in Him shall not perish but have every lasting life. 3. Belive that He died and rose again (conquering death) 4. Confess to HIM (anytime anywhere) that’s you’re a sinner “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”-Romans 10:9-10 And boom. Heaven bound. Jesus loves you so much He made it easy ;)
@Juiceboxdan72
@Juiceboxdan72 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Jesus is kind of lame if he needs bots/spam accounts to constantly kiss his ass. Although I guess he will need someone to wipe his ass after such a horrifying accident. I'm glad he's gonna be ok! He's so cool.
@That_One_Xatu
@That_One_Xatu Жыл бұрын
Jesus is a cool dude, mad respect to him, but my heart lies with Satan (love u babe, keep that seat warm for me😘)
@Juiceboxdan72
@Juiceboxdan72 Жыл бұрын
@@That_One_Xatu Oh yeah, I hear Satan has been doing really well since Charlie made him smile. I'm glad you guys got back together after, you know, the thing :)
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