Jesus Told Him to Steal Wine & Cheese-Its

Charged with shoplifting, Dexter Fulton said his deity told him to steal wine, Cheese-Its and headphones from a local store. Fulton appeared before Judge John "Jay" Hurley during the morning session of the Broward County First Appearances Court. Hurley forwarded his case to the county's Mental Health Court.

[@AndyBruinewoud]

"I come in Cheez-It Christ's name."

[@matthewbunker110]

lol!!!!!!

[@MrMaddox57]

NOT funny. Poor man, hope he gets help, will pray for him!

[@Cryptonymicus]

Wine and Cheesitz. Sounds sacramental.

[@gohanxftw]

Hard times for Rhett

[@eldude001]

So god told me to steal wine and cheese it... Let’s talk about that

[@barnabyaprobert5159]

Wine and cheese-it...kinda like wine and host.

[@maxsdad538]

Sounds like God had the munchies.

[@lindaleelaw5277]

April 16, 2019... It could be Jesus, Himself. ... you never know....

[@notyou1567]

I'd of bought him one bottle of wine, one box of Cheez Itz but no headphones.

[@royallamoniquecosmicheavye4456]

Ill pay for it

[@ghostbombl8034]

He looks like the guy on trailer park boys lol.the guy with side burns lol

[@simonrandall5471]

Your done now cheese-it...

[@francoroberti6702]

we're is going to get the wine? is going to be next court case.

[@johntrevy1]

Was he "Fultoned" out of the court?

[@matthewbunker1078]

Sad

[@SwuaveWEB]

Where are all these videos coming from and how are they getting on KZbin?

[@markseven6046]

Closed circuit television. Florida is the best

[@reginatang9310]

Mark Seven yeah, I really really enjoy watching real courtroom video from Florida

[@dcap09876]

This kids from my hometown of beloit wisconsin its getting passed around on fb thats why im here he has a brother named dillon just the same

[@Jason0binladen]

Hey man if you're starving to death god provides Am I right? Aparantly not, God had no response, because God's not there

[@TheHannible]

How the fuck do you know dude? I happen to agree with you but we dont know.

[@Jason0binladen]

Hannible 100 I know because God has never gotten in contact with me personally, I didn't say god didn't exist I just said he wasn't there

[@Dontuseyourrealname134]

Ahhh Florida

[@MrMaddox57]

some cities in other states are even CRAZIER now

[@drewbravo1873]

Interesting....."God told me to steal alcohol for my old people". LoL.... maybe your old people can bond you out. 😂😂 Or go to God and find out why he dare *SET YOU UP* !!! How dare he? 😂

[@abnermanalang4864]

O

[@royallamoniquecosmicheavye4456]

Lmao ight well. We are ganna find a better way to make money