JEV COOKS A PIZZA (JEV'S CAFÉ)

[@muradammar9400]

He was so happy before he started playing mw

[@wafflepancake1407]

I'ma miss him

[@Swoosh690]

Ive actually been thinking that in my head recently

[@Dnasty.42]

Yeah

[@Nikky-bi1nw]

I mean u not wrong

[@8xmro]

Lol

[@keonchase100]

Everyone on faze: I GOT QUAD COLLATERAL NO SCOPE Jev: So welcome back to Jev’s Café

[@hello_coolman5355]

Jev is the only one who has not changed he's one of the few faze members who still play cod

[@aidan8533-i1t]

Nigga this doesn’t even make sense

[@seedxs]

KET_USER s I’m guessing your talking about h the most popular because there is a few faze members that still play a lot of cod like faze kitty

[@obiwanshanobi2662]

Yea you don't see Adapt, Teeqo, Apex, or any popular one's playing COD anymore so 🤷‍♂️

[@miharbi_6447]

That’s why we love him

[@firstnamelastname-ev4oy]

challenge accepted: watch a gordon ramsay cooking tutorial and cook with him

[@Mr-Extraterrestrial]

firstname lastname omfg YES!!

[@smallpp2310]

101 like

[@iprecisions3947]

firstname lastname this is something that we all need to spam every video

[@therequis3687]

Yes

[@zacksal2269]

100%

[@shrek2117]

“Damn. Look how they massacred my boy.” - Jev fans after he started playing MW

[@japyap6129]

@@jessethecasual5589 true

[@merchantmocha4665]

@@jessethecasual5589 Its on now

[@isnipezz557]

@@jessethecasual5589 Fax

[@brooke52]

@@jessethecasual5589 i want to disagree but I honestly can't I've been denying this for too long

[@jessethecasual5589]

Bro I typed this in my sleep stop replying lmao 😭😭😭😭

[@Zogoro]

This is epic

[@kat-rau.]

ok now THIS is epic

[@liamgrey7974]

Epic gamer moment!

[@yehi5356]

Zogoro yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh so epic

[@4deasada252]

Qué haces aquí zogorooo

[@TheRiotMakers]

We need a Jev’s cafe featuring Alexis. You guys should make tacos.

[@drago8707]

It’s funny that you say this, because in Alexis’s live stream she made tacos with theif and Jev

[@sneakltg7407]

Can anybody checkout and subscribe to my channel please it call sneaktv&gaming

[@jacobscroggins8726]

Yes please

[@dawsonwatts9964]

@@sneakltg7407 I will

[@zackypoo1349]

Yes

[@coopdog3730]

“Do you bake a pizza or cook a pizza” -ChefJev2019

[@wavy5654]

Top 10 questions science still can't answer

[@josh_9831]

I feel like he's the funniest when he's not trying to be

[@westonwheeler2311]

You bake pizza

[@quinntrbl]

@@westonwheeler2311 r/woooosh

[@zz_01001]

fr whats the answer

[@kingsnipe5395]

When your in quarantine and get sick of Gordon’s cafe

[@fohh8392]

King Snipe i feel u😹

[@kingsnipe5395]

TheFlyingRock14 - who the fuck cares.....😂😂😂😂

[@naturalsilver3908]

@TheFlyingRock14 - why do you care?

[@1FifaGamer]

"Pizza sauce!" Seriously Jev.

[@connordunn4778]

What is a baking sheet Jev’s Café- 2019

[@Error-jz2lm]

I like how you got the dough mixer but used dough that's already made

[@rexroeder6617]

Riff Raff I think Alexis just leaves it there because it fits perfectly on the island.

[@digital107-_-]

@@rexroeder6617 fam that's a counter

[@anthony9762]

Digital107 if it’s a counter in the middle of the kitchen it’s considered an “island”

[@Cwyan-wv1hj]

Digital107 it’s called an island when in the middle of the room. If this is a joke then you can r/whoosh me.

[@digital107-_-]

@@Cwyan-wv1hj don't worry I won't :)

[@benmorton3153]

Jevs oven is so clean... not because he cleans it regularly, but because he doesn't cook, its instant noodles and microwave popcorn for him.

[@GttiqwT]

Ahhh, I remember when good ol' Jev could only make ramen noodles. The good ol' days.

[@kadensmith2419]

GttiqwT yesterday

[@SkyDoesMath1]

Heyyyyy I watched that he put ice in it

[@ChocoMelkx]

He's a big boy now.

[@propper-g7725]

The best food in the world

[@Rheper.]

And Cinnamon Toast Crunch 😭

[@spencer9966]

Challenge accepted: play coolmath games

[@jflaker9415]

Nick is love stfu

[@skrt_n6518]

@@activatesonicboom6402 u must be 10 years old bcuz coolmath games was the shit back in the day

[@vog-]

Ty Boyy big facts lol

[@gilby4495]

Life Morals still is trust me

[@renny7581]

Be more specific

[@frosty9820]

Challenge accepted: have your subs send you their homework and you try to do it

[@kevinjuarez9490]

Frosty that would actually be jokes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bill_from_oklahoma]

Frosty if this was an option last year I definitely would’ve had your back but now you have to suffer like the rest of us did before you

[@frosty9820]

@@Bill_from_oklahoma I dont need help with my homework i just think it would be funny to watch jev try to do it

[@amr-bw4gf]

That’s awesome

[@Nicalaos]

I would want to see that

[@DylTheGoat710]

Cant believe we went into a whole quarantine and he didn’t think to bring jevs cafe back smh

[@Ok-ef2bc]

He probably did but mw changed him forever bro💀he’s not as happy nowadays

[@euicye3506]

Jev - "Do you bake or cook a pizza" That line had me dead. But for part 3 of Jev's Cafe, You should bake a cake Edit: Or Cook a cake. Whatever floats your boat. :))))

[@euicye3506]

@Havoc Ik, I was just making fun of jev for saying "do you cook or bake a pizza" but it's all about preference and/or opinion. But it's all jokes though.

[@kabirheer]

Next, make a cake From scratch

[@jacobfarmer8578]

We want Jev to go to The Gold Coast of Africa and gand pick the cocao needed for his magnificent chocolate cake.

[@jacobfarmer8578]

Hand

[@joelavalos9148]

Oh make a fluffy Japanese cheese cake

[@mello6948]

Jev should make Ramen from scratch instead.

[@joeltoves5788]

Ramen = good shit

[@joshuagale5363]

This is the content I subscribed for.

[@pachino9230]

mc gee bruh he should make spaghetti

[@ocker58]

"I can smell the pepperoni from here." Pizza literally 3 inches from his face.

[@codeine766]

Jevs cafe- stuffed cheese meatballs Jevs cafe- fried chicken Jevs cafe- beef wellington

[@JaX-cu7hb]

why does everybody have that same profile pic

[@JaX-cu7hb]

@@BigVermont007 very unfunny

[@docshoen2447]

Oh yeah yeah

[@codeine766]

Rumi Tsurumi true, it would make for a funny video though😂

[@avs1109]

@@JaX-cu7hb everyone try too hard to be edgy

[@Loots420]

He used no parmesan on the chicken parmesan but used parmesan on a pizza. how.

[@ImJordanVfx]

fax

[@fst5349]

@@ImJordanVfx 🖨

[@mastercraig3324]

Styles FS l 🖨

[@ontheoutsideiskrtskrtonthe3779]

im pretty sure the parm in chicken parm stands for parmigiana not parmesan but okay

[@FNKY767]

@@ontheoutsideiskrtskrtonthe3779 yeah it's parmigiana

[@1caaru5]

Thank you Jev, we are very grateful. I am especially :)

[@sector5881]

Excuse me mr. Snow, can you help me for getting my Papi Jev to do something?

[@1caaru5]

@@sector5881 sure

[@earthwormtim8]

Jon Snow ⛄️ ❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️❄️⛄️

[@notelectro00]

I need him to say my name

[@1caaru5]

@@earthwormtim8 winter is coming

[@TheSnflwr5501]

In this episode of Jev's Cafe, before mw, we answer one of life's most intricate questions "do we bake a pizza or cook a pizza?" and now during mw we see Jev slowly but steadily lose his mind everyday trying to get obsidian for every gun in mw

[@JustinY.]

Babish sure looks different

[@1631631000]

fuck you

[@user-gu9oc7gp1h]

Justin Y. hi

[@TheJ1156]

Bruh, how are you everywhere!!

[@somethingsomewhatoriginal6436]

😭😭😭

[@lurkomni1291]

Here comes the salty kids

[@KingNiQs]

Look like a professional cook lol 😂

[@GradietPanda12345]

Jeremy Yoder you’re dense kid

[@jerms6642]

@@GradietPanda12345 no u

[@raidengoodman8754]

Jeremy Yoder no him

[@myjunkyisfunkygay1568]

@@GradietPanda12345 Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?

[@toaster6538]

Doggo I fucking love your name and pic I just wanna hug you😔

[@audascape5698]

Jev’s Cafe: Bacon cheese burger

[@rockethito]

I miss this era of KZbin

[@angel_fgc]

"Is this the center rack?" *places on the bottom-most rack*

[@gourmetvines8300]

Do you bake a pizza or cook a pizza? -Daddy Jev 1-18-19

[@stardestroyer1]

1000 subs and i’ll make a video he was woke ASF

[@sneakltg7407]

Can anybody checkout and subscribe to my channel please it call sneaktv&gaming

[@iamclassyy1292]

„What does start mean“- jev 2019

[@goat8761]

I am Classyy i was looking in the comments hoping I wasn’t the only one who caught that

[@BossEnabled03]

3:35 Me every time I’m high af

[@playerb1843]

I really want to like this comment but its the perfect 69 number

[@Aztive]

Player B1 same

[@a.lister4976]

How are you still at 69 like😂

[@lovenoctal]

Whoever becomes the 70th like should go die

[@fredyoung3483]

It’s now 222 likes too perfect

[@naskhwaja]

You know what would be hilarious? If Jev dropped the pizza, got mad, and chucked something across the kitchen. Lol

[@ballerkitten]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@spicyboi2690]

And then swears for 5 minutes straight 😂

[@MattPsycho]

Not funny jk

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

Please let me teach you how to cook!

[@Ntce]

IzzyGoneCrazy don’t you mean Bake lol

[@staytorn.4946]

Jev says that he only knows how to cook like 5 things on his stove lol P.S i watch ur streams :)

[@dreamer3742]

U have good streams btw

[@itzzdelgado]

But do you even know how to cook?

[@jaycreamer8815]

Who are you

[@JamilHernandezz]

Jevs Cafe: Make chocalate Brownies

[@B58goBrr]

Jamil Hernandez weed brownies

[@FoxxTop3]

Not How you spell chocolate

[@johnrizzo4383]

Nice pic go magic

[@fuzzzbuzzz4208]

If you don’t have enough sauce You get lost But sometimes you get lost In the sauce

[@jonathana9411]

JEV HAS LEGS ??!??!!!! 😱😂

[@knock5243]

No they are fake he lost them in cod ww2

[@vitex5135]

You mean **thicc legs

[@naskhwaja]

Lmao this thread

[@andrewojeda2307]

00:00 to 00:04 is my favorite part of the whole video

[@datgaymeme3075]

0:00 - 7:54

[@mikalisthekid]

@@datgaymeme3075 nice try

[@danielmiller1083]

Hello

[@AmZax]

CHALLANGE ACCEPTED: Cook A Cake.

[@williamhart2596]

Bake*

[@TuckerJ_]

@@williamhart2596 lol thank you. That made me more upset than i'm willing to admit

[@MillanXV]

Bake

[@GOODGOON]

lmao idiots commenting **bake didn't watch the whole vid

[@HyroHDx]

@@GOODGOON right lmao they dont get the joke

[@Telepathyy]

Jev I can’t look at you the same, you just said “what does start do” 😂 still love you though

[@faller70]

A year

[@xixanthony]

The 4 dislikes are pizza hut, dominos, papa johns, and papa murphys abouta get run out of business by jev

[@8hunnit40third2]

I haven’t watched a jev video in months, until I seen this 😂😂😂

[@zumcle8307]

8hunnit40third saw*

[@bloodyvomitusmaybe1057]

Grammar dude. Goddess

[@EuphorriaDubstep]

Had seen

[@october3229]

@@zumcle8307 have u never heard of slang

[@october3229]

@@bloodyvomitusmaybe1057 it's slang some type how they speak

[@jakewoodbury6655]

He so scarred of himself that he’s going to set something on fire while cooking, that he has a damn fire extinguisher in his own kitchen. Edit: Ok, i must be a dunce, cause I have never been in house that had a fire extinguisher, or had to have a fire extinguisher.

[@firstnamelastname-ev4oy]

better to have a fire extinguisher in your kitchen and look paranoid than make a mistake and have your house burn down

[@walterwhite1006]

@@firstnamelastname-ev4oy houses usually come with a fire extinguisher

[@Ungreeted]

Most states fire extinguishers is part of code.

[@qrowup]

jake woodbury your grammar hurts my eyes

[@deadsparta6600]

That's been there for a long time

[@illuminant-]

Nice Pizza And All But.... *Where’s The Lamb Sauce*

[@sonnyboi1761]

NINOOOOO

[@adamkerdi5076]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ReqeezRafiq]

WHAT ARE YOU?? AN IDIOT SANDWICH

[@cuetiswolford9531]

Fuck off dead meme

[@ReqeezRafiq]

@@cuetiswolford9531 did you look at when this was posted fam

[@st0ffers27]

Day one of asking jev to open a restaurant named papa Jevs

[@TDFGAMER47]

Naw "Daddy Jevs"

[@trustcesar]

It would obviously be jevs cafe noob

[@MynameisBrisa]

I thought it said papa Jews

[@st0ffers27]

Young Breezy it could be 👀👀

[@user-gn2kp7id1f]

Young Breezy hahahahaha

[@CPsychle]

Its pizza time

[@itszae8481]

Oh yeah

[@ethanweibring9377]

Oh yeah

[@Daniel-uu8wm]

Oh yeah yeah

[@oyeahyeah6204]

o yeah yeah

[@devenarredondo1015]

Oh yeah yeah yeah

[@liamhugglestone3298]

He has a nicer oven than me and he doesn't know how to use it...

[@vinnietrimmer7175]

Frank Fallberry no replies really. I guess I’m the first.

[@camagooey1118]

I hope that when that whole dumbass grind ends, he returns with this type of Faze Jev, it will be great, I hope.

[@fatherpenguin_8074]

Yeah dude honestly fuck mw2019, jev was so much happier beforehand

[@blackninja797]

Challenge Accepted: Make a cake

[@nelsipower123]

blackninja797 cook a cake*

[@King._.SlayerOG]

KynG Bake a cake*

[@TNoLSmock]

@@King._.SlayerOG did you watch the video lol 3:35

[@HapticOG]

Is that the I Am Bread music?

[@cruz7073]

It actually is.

[@Kim77889]

Faze chefs :)

[@ace_tek4059]

im watching this in 2021 and jev is still the best faze member ever bro. love you man

[@cmtrpt225]

Jev actually doing jevs cafe aaaaawwwwwoooooooowwwww Next up jevs cafe: Jev makes banana cream pie with the banana family

[@dmcpartlin17]

Wearing his banana outfit

[@cmtrpt225]

@@dmcpartlin17 yes and Alexis in another banana costume

[@supremecoctus3201]

That actually looks pretty good, not gonna lie.

[@alexmorgan9189]

You must be hungry af

[@adoringfan1924]

He’s getting better

[@dazai2734]

@@adoringfan1924 I mean he didnt really do anything, he just put the stuff together, he didnt make a single thing from scratch

[@christiandeleon813]

Knight Slyer That’s the point

[@adoringfan1924]

Knight Slyer he did better than last time

[@zTeriyaki]

Jev’s an A++ cinematographer. *adds black bars to a cooking vid*

[@TMMYNRTN]

When he said ily after asking whether they had baking sheets was wholesome af

[@verdox2152]

Jev please make more of these cooking episodes but please buy a mic that you can hookup to your body or shirt.

[@crisisntdead]

Anyone else love the fire extinguisher in the background cuz Jev has it cuz he’s never cooked anything except ramen and chicken parmesan....

[@christopherchoate154]

No because by residential code every household needs a fire extinguisher ready for use in a kitchen area

[@crisisntdead]

christopher choate haha not in the state of pa

[@blanketyblank9827]

christopher choate says who

[@salamanderAFK]

Noah B He said residential code, it maybe be different in your state but most require you to have one ready for use just in case.

[@danielbastida1587]

Cook us up a nice steak next time

[@gfuelsmyxans]

damn i was recommended this i was very happy to see he started again

[@Clipzzztk]

Instructions not clear enough got my toes stuck in my blender

[@dawnfps1475]

Shit me to but in the toaster

[@iibrandonii9772]

Israel Alvarez lol same

[@schoolaccount7947]

Israel Alvarez me too but in my penis..

[@DeltaDrifter2201]

I wish the dislikes would actually matter with the comments but it doesn’t sadly

[@Clipzzztk]

@@DeltaDrifter2201 fuck you pussy its a fucking joke so shit the fuck up nigga

[@logibirnir3729]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Jev: SAUCE

[@mophe]

Challenge Accepted: Call Of Duty ASMR

[@datgaymeme3075]

Screaming asmr with Jeverson

[@Ali-hassan1290]

please bring this back jev

[@lightszilla8453]

Yes. We’ve been anticipating for this

[@cosmicsage8028]

Imagine if he would've bought the lunchable pizza and still messed up

[@LINKKART8]

I just imagined it..now what?

[@HortonHearsADomesticViolence]

Oh gawd

[@oxby3.8]

Not delivery its... Jevs CAFE!!

[@CritiquelHit]

This just popped up in my recommended and I am now going to start one of those “Day _ of asking jev to make a new episode of jev’s cafe”

[@g2phaze898]

Usually I only watch Jev when I’m taking a shit, I don’t know why, I still love jev though it’s just weird that I’m always in this position when I watch his videos

[@bigpoppahonch]

G2 Phaze g😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m taking a shit rn homie 😩😩😤 not sorry

[@staggerii]

I too am shidding.

[@samzbieszkowski642]

G2 Phaze laughing helps squeeze the shit out

[@HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ]

Wtf is going on here 👀

[@OrochisSoul]

@@HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ i dont even know homie lets let them do them i guess

[@Takium]

Jev you should try to make cupcakes lol

[@LoganW143]

This needs it’s own channel. This is quality 😂😂

[@TiddiousJWickens]

"can you cook a cake?" Jev always asks the right questions

[@jamestheflyingwhale6953]

Nice picture XD

[@iancook2979]

3:30 tht moment when ur high and making food but get sidetracked😂😂😂

[@MaisonVampgiela]

This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

[@GOODGOON]

Sxaps holy fucking shite m8

[@GioPlayz317]

Ive seen this to many times

[@ak-jxrdy-7]

Whether or not this is a pasta, thank you for this amazing story, wish it had more to it though.

[@jerms6642]

@@Corrupted its copypasta I see it all the time

[@matthewlopez8514]

Wait, I'm not on Facebook?

[@Rofo20]

"I can smell the pepperoni from here" -jev Also jev: *holds pizza two inches from his nose*

[@zachbusch1215]

Is it just me our does jev look like he could actually be a chef

[@holykijo]

Yes

[@ginger_kid707]

He is a chef...

[@Snapmare_]

*_Welcome back to jev's pizzeria!_*

[@Hornsup18]

Petition to bring this series back 👇

[@Rezuoa]

Jev when he puts on the cheese: smort Also jev when he talks about baking or cooking a pizza: ... questions the world will never know

[@chunkymunky056]

Followed jevs instructions Just burnt water

[@tako5759]

Do another video of you making ramen

[@iAtrocitys]

Txkong Kong He actually did a few years back while he was at his grandparents house lol.

[@RinxSyzygy]

Yeah no thats a waste of a jevs cafe video and he already did it

[@s.mohammed6827]

Thats why he said another

[@coopdog3730]

Me personally. I’ve never really timed a pizza I put in the oven just kept checking on it then took it out when it looked done

[@craigeeboyx2037]

3:52 “most people say you can never have too much sauce, I absolutely disagree... doucheba-“

[@nickdagostino9185]

Like for Jev’s professional hair style

[@rocketdenney4639]

We need a new Jev’s Cafe

[@cb7340]

“Place it on the middle shelf” Jev: Best I can offer is the bottom shelf

[@Quintonroof2]

"Do you bake a pizza or....do you cook a pizza?" - Jev, 2019

[@Infantstompr]

Jev my boy we need another cooking video

[@johndle5511]

“Wait what does start mean” Jev 2019

[@itzsk8911]

D.J. D. I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@ashleytate1488]

I literally love how scared Alexis was of you burning the house down 😂

[@whiterosereaper7669]

God...look at him...he looks so bright and so happy...this poor Innocent baby....

[@Tacticool-_-]

Chef Ramsey look's different today

[@nate1141]

Harvester Of Sorrow I thought I was the only one that noticed

[@toastedlegend32]

On some real shit tho..Who else thinks Jason looks hot af in that chefs outfit?

[@ronaldfussell9958]

Sexy asf

[@swizzyh195]

A whole ass cutie

[@tacticalbean4729]

I’d smash tbh

[@Neckphone]

Myst a whole snack 🤤😉

[@julianvargas6237]

I’d be bottom no homo

[@connorme404]

"The pizza pan is a baking sheet"

[@DrDementia]

KZbin recommended has blessed me today

[@faramirthegreat2245]

Damn same. Haven't seen this shit in 3 years

[@brianpalmer6515]

I love how he brings out the music from I AM BREAD

[@AlbinoGorillaXX]

Gordan Ramsey vs Jev

[@Loltyler456]

Which would yell more?

[@Fisforphenomenal]

I was scared I might get hungry if I were to watch this and I was like hold up LMAO it’s JEV cooking

[@nathanwells6404]

instructions very clear. i loved the pizza

[@OppaiKindaGuy]

Jev should invite Babish over lol

[@mallollah]

Jarrett Herron YES