JEV COOKS EGGS (JEV'S CAFE)

[@FaZeKitty]

the best series on yt

[@Matti-_-Tola]

Why did aImost no one see your comment?

[@abcabcq313]

WTF Guy fr 😂

[@bavikl9320]

So true

[@scxffed]

Bruh why are all of the comments new

[@abcabcq313]

Prx1anity because we’re stalking jevs channel

[@dieqo_o]

“Eggs aren’t perfect, you’re perfect” -Jev

[@doomerson1]

No, Jev is perfect.

[@superdud42]

@@doomerson1*glares at alexis

[@HaloWolf102]

"No, you're breathtaking"

[@aldogutierrez5268]

Senior quote right there

[@BaysideKitten]

Diegoxd6123

[@jay50lane]

Imagine Gordon Ramsay yells at him once, then Jev just starts snapping at him, full of rage

[@TheDariusBlaze]

I liked this then realized you no longer had 69 likes so I unliked it. Enjoy your 69 likes

[@akakyan7705]

you're DOOOOOOOOOGSHHHHIT!!!

[@ragingbaboon9414]

I cant FUUUUUUUUCKING COMPETE

[@raz3r44]

It would be Requis all over again

[@dumbdead8835]

The ultimate battle

[@GSR02]

The one man Gordon Ramsey is afraid to yell at.

[@melokari4704]

GSR 02 underrated comment

[@ZhikovskiF]

the one man gordon ramsay can get outyelled by

[@ClutchTacticsGaming]

Lol that would be halarious seeing them scream at eachother lol. Like the meme were 2 mototorcycle guys are yelling lol

[@blunderless]

First the LMG’s, then the shotguns, now it’s the C-fucking 4

[@Chris_Taj]

XD this needs more likes

[@damcmini1374]

I love how supportive your girlfriend is. It's the sweetest thing. Lol

[@hr0727]

DAMC MINI *starts singing the sweetest thing by u2*

[@johnrelg3490]

Same I learned how to cook eggs when I was 7

[@JRed__]

John Relg weird flex but ok

[@noobcommando]

its bc she knows who pays the bills

[@clearestt6414]

@@noobcommando OH SHIT LMAAAAO

[@jacobfederici3710]

1:38 that “really” was the most beautiful childlike laugh and face I’ve ever heard/seen jev make

[@staticz7996]

Jev: “why does it sound like a porn set” Alexis: “smells like one too” Jev: takes the biggest breath of his life

[@why-hf6gc]

her name is alexis too

[@SS-iu1re]

why234 that’s not a coincidence

[@areslothbrokz8587]

How she knows

[@supasf]

@@areslothbrokz8587 oh shhiiit

[@wicked17]

Hi

[@sigmec5]

“You don’t scramble it in the pan” Jev: “REALLY?”

[@luke6117]

I lost it at that part

[@catsouplover7745]

I mean, where i live (mexico) we do scramble them in the pan

[@x2Dubz]

Actually we do scramble them in the pan

[@paneraemployee12]

shobes are god I’m Mexican-American and my family scrambles them in the pan

[@jasongriego1168]

I scramble them in the pan

[@margitthefellomen172]

I’m so sad that he said he’s not doing Jev’s Cafe anymore

[@nic2993]

Jev should try and make beef Wellington from Gordon Ramsay’s cook book 😂

[@tatersausage4074]

He wouldn’t have the patience

[@Kaypers]

That book would end up on fire somehow

[@yize_oc]

@@Kaypers Jev would end up on fire...

[@ozaru1073]

Bargil or food poisoning

[@proteinmuncher7177]

anyone else get hard from jev in the chefs outfit lmao

[@davideroze]

Who else isn’t bored anymore now that jev uploaded

[@Psychonaj]

👀

[@aria13]

The video is over and I’m bored again

[@alejandrovela9819]

Me 😂

[@antoniodebatman00]

Only for 7:46 😥

[@PuReGhOsTT]

Precision If you're a real OG, check out my latest video! :) its got a lot of cursing.

[@jasonharp4521]

"It smells like a porn set." Jev: *takes a huge whiffed Love that guy 😂😂

[@solitary2]

Jason Harp I woulda asked how she knew that

[@vincentscott336]

Lol..I wonder how she knows what a porn set smells like

[@damonseats]

Jev: "why does it sound like a porn set.." Alexis: "smells like one too.." Jev: *smells deeply*

[@mememaster1395]

Humble LOSR only way to make it smell like a porn set is to cook fish

[@user-cf3jm4ed4q]

Meme Master eggs are fish

[@barb1974]

You don't know what they're doing behind the scenes...

[@dan-xl4mg]

Lolz

[@mememaster1395]

O uh what

[@owenlloyd4291]

Challenge accepted: Chocolate Chip Cookies from Scratch (Jev's Cafe)

[@corycomplex6793]

Yes

[@muzeke4329]

Fuck man I love these videos but they make me so unbelievably hungry

[@itsnotale5544]

Yes

[@mushroomsamba17]

Yes

[@littletat3519]

300th like

[@GotSwerved]

Jev x Gordan Ramsay collab. We are all waiting.

[@Schnizzzzzz]

For the next jevs cafe follow along with Gordon Ramsays beef Wellington tutorial

[@Viktorreznov1942]

That's like telling him to kill himself.

[@Schnizzzzzz]

@@Viktorreznov1942 precisely

[@tagdayley]

That’s pretty easy if he has a tutorial

[@thatboiroloyt1582]

@@tagdayley you do it that shit is the stupidest shit in the world

[@bacon8353]

SloshyVEVO Bruh stfu you do it and upload it to your channel.

[@c6ico]

you know damn well jev got so many egg shells in those eggs💀

[@always.entertaining.people1396]

BrazyCisco deadass bro. Dont know why he was squeezing them shits like a child😂

[@tagdayley]

Always. Entertaining. People.: You squeeze children?

[@citrine7384]

SloshyVEVO how a child would squeeze eggs*

[@tagdayley]

Dubem Nwizugbo: Lmfao that makes more sense

[@always.entertaining.people1396]

SloshyVEVO bruuuuh OBVIOUSLY!! Wymmmm?!?! Dont ask silly questions my guy

[@simenstokkeland2000]

7:11 sounds like a threat

[@BatsDW]

jev should try and make hamburgers for his next episode of “JEVS CAFE”!

[@chrisrodriguez439]

GT Batz this needs more likes

[@alwaysbrickeduptv]

His house would burn down

[@elijacon-duffy6511]

The fact that Jev doesn’t know how to crack eggs just proves he plays video games all day long.

[@CasualGaming76]

LJD he proved he does in multiple videos.... literally saying that’s all he does 😂

[@dlm7597]

LJD if you know Jev then you know that’s what he does

[@Goomfulus]

@JJ6K No, obviously he works at his his perfectly functional cafe.

[@DORADO1999]

I don’t know how to crack an egg and I don’t play games all day long

[@icewallowcomereet9058]

Lmao it worries me

[@etchisketch5090]

Me watching this while the entire World is being told to stay inside because of the Corona Virus and every grocery store is out of eggs

[@kinnmuniz2696]

HerO_Dead_Eye and the worst part is there is no more jevs cafe :(

[@andrewspiegel8745]

ha ha u have no eggs i have chickens so we get 6 eggs everyday

[@stonybalony3744]

It didn’t get any better😭

[@Diego-id7jn]

@@stonybalony3744 still not bro 😭

[@cluc5239]

Among us

[@egglesseggsalad8703]

Jevs fanbase is so great We're all perfectly content just watching him make an egg.

[@tylerroberts9556]

God complex his channel is changing for the better

[@chrism5185]

Jev: Were gonna make this into a full on entree *ADDS CHEESE*

[@johnny221__]

His cooking skills in a nutshell......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@GageRowe]

Jev, please bring this series back. Watched it back when it released and coming back now i realize just how perfect of a chef you are. Copied step by step and my eggs are now better than Gordan Ramsey's

[@dirtycup]

Gordon Ramsay Exists Jev: Im about to end this man’s whole career

[@ppidk2267]

"Am about"

[@Aziz....]

TrashKiddo Ramsay*

[@keniashorts614]

TrashKiddo Kakegurui?

[@ouns.]

the dumbass Trashkiddo exists Spelling and grammar: I'm about to end this mans whole career

[@dirtycup]

Alex straight up ended my career

[@andresrodriguez8269]

He jumps more cracking eggs than playing a horror game😂

[@brendanmcpherson923]

Wellll. Idk about that😂😂

[@WopJr]

Andres Rodriguez you must not have ever watched him play a horror game

[@kangas9552]

not sure about that boss

[@HamRW]

Andres Rodriguez watch him play resident evil 7

[@domyg3231]

This man has been surviving off of swedish fish alone for 25years

[@MrDavidBlundell2]

Challenge Accepted: Wear a Sub Zero costume while playing Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat 11

[@Im_Oblivious]

I really really like this idea

[@christianarias8834]

NCRAssass1n135 yes please

[@aperplexedpineapple9235]

This must happen

[@ruinmellow2165]

NCRAssass1n135 500th like😩

[@jowel5701]

In a room that is zero degrees

[@entfuls]

Challenge accepted:try to do Gordon Ramsey’s burger tutorial he just uploaded

[@tommyshommy]

Yes

[@DreamOutProud]

And then tweet Gordan Ramsey the picture of it done

[@DeathsTacoIsHere]

“Im afraid i’m going to burn the house down” *has an electric stove* edit: This is the first time i’ve gotten more than 2 likes on a Jev video, thanks 🤠

[@WutTheDeuceGaming]

doesn't even really matter. You'd have to be braindead to burn your house down cooking.

[@HaIIow.]

WutTheDeuce I mean... this is Jev we’re talking about

[@ruszko726]

yea what a dumbass, everyone knows electric stoves cant get hot

[@ProfFuya]

DeathsTacoIsHere you must be stupid. Because Electric stoves don’t get hot. Dumbass

[@Compawillie]

@@WutTheDeuceGaming ig I'm brain defuzn,titiat8sRU,ztr,>☆{□♡@

[@bradwood1090]

This all started because Gordon Ramsay followed him on Twitter God bless Gordon Ramsay

[@TheseBygones]

For Real?

[@bradwood1090]

ApeX MoDs yea man meg mentioned it on one of his vids

[@iguessso2194]

It started when jev read porn comments and people challenged him to make a chicken parmesan

[@Imbetterthanyou_]

@@iguessso2194 ur capping

[@iguessso2194]

@@Imbetterthanyou_ watch reading pirn comments

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

I'd like to see you make a lasagna and a pie.

[@squinqz8bp230]

the first two are yummy but creme brulee ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[@foretell6819]

Squinqz's Life ur weird

[@squinqz8bp230]

@@foretell6819 To be fair, I like creme brulee... sometimes. depending on who makes it lol

[@operatorkore701]

Maybe some creme de la penis

[@squinqz8bp230]

@@operatorkore701 ну это просто глупо... pfft

[@shadetaylor3449]

3:53 Never have I known there to be such a great way of saying "it's just part of the charm"

[@NerfHollow]

Cant burn that house down if it's flooded 💀

[@arealamerican6329]

Thats dark af

[@maxvvs8898]

A real American how?

[@dk0139]

Max Garcia you must not watch Jason often huh?

[@ak.2394]

Max Garcia u don’t wanna know

[@ClutchTacticsGaming]

You'd be surprised

[@abeizmyname8869]

Challenge accepted: Jev makes Pâté of roasted indigenous legumes, paired with a compote of seasonal berries, served on hearty sprouted wheat bread Seems easy

[@mrchillzone]

In other words. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[@dumba5.5]

what language are you speaking!?

[@light1213]

Cloakz_Rogue the language of the gods.

[@marcus_________2281]

ABE ....i don’t speak Italian

[@thatdude7540]

Abdi It's French

[@Cxncubine]

The dynamic between these 2 is amazing, I can feel the wholesomeness through my phone.

[@artsyrosemedia2778]

0:05 *me walking to the teacher and asking if i can go to the bathroom teacher: i don't know, Can you ?

[@pedro2x.]

whundr ツ That shit is annoying teachers tryna be smart n shit

[@dlm7597]

I remember those days 😂. Teachers know damn well you gotta ask and then want to get smart when you just gotta piss

[@nickdagostino9185]

I’m 17 and Jev really did just teach me how to make eggs I never cook breakfast 😂😂😂 thank you honestly

[@ClutchTacticsGaming]

Its easy you'll get better over time and start adding different stuff to the eggs. 👍👍

[@rickyanastasi3071]

Add milk too

[@c_hasting0341]

@@ClutchTacticsGaming I been making eggs since I was like 7. It's like my go to breakfast. Quick and easy

[@YozaStudios]

This is not the right video to watch if you want to learn how to make eggs...

[@firetruck2399]

That’s just sad bruh....

[@dizzledrae]

teacher: smile it’s monday i’m happy to see you guys me: 0:10

[@Booodster]

Jev you should wear your headset when you cook in Jev's Cafe

[@Anthowony]

No Crème Fresh? No taking the pan off the heat and stirring? No salt and pepper to taste for seasoning? Gordon Ramsay would be FURIOUS.

[@Goomfulus]

@sus no

[@marspi8004]

@sus why so toxic?

[@borrisvonsputin9011]

He adds salt chief

[@DJZilla22]

Unknown Entity it’s basically British Sour Cream

[@tylergoodpaster2745]

@4Rus facts lol

[@jailinmato3284]

Petition to bring this series back

[@nayyythan3034]

I love the addition of his girlfriend in the background😂😂

[@itskittykate]

Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@BoarLeo]

Jev needs to keep he in the next video

[@Ghost-cx5hy]

is it bad im genuinely learning to cook from this series? ps we need more jevs cafe

[@dreezt]

yes

[@drippieo_o5474]

Just Vison yes

[@Jack-xv9xp]

No i am to bro

[@thegoatboy9916]

You should be able to cook eggs by 5 lmao

[@Ghost-cx5hy]

@@thegoatboy9916 I'm 3

[@Z0N1FY]

Its funny how he can break a controller so easily but cant crack an egg 😂😂

[@sinbadmadeyoumad2506]

Challenge accepted: watch Gordon Ramseys video on how to make the perfect scrambled eggs😁.

[@holynoob8373]

He'll get lost in that video after 45 seconds

[@sooomizxzzik0oo169]

Everyone here are retards it ramsay not ramsey 😑😑😑

[@2phoneshawty648]

Sekander Issaqi it’s

[@marccc1505]

Should’ve done Gordon Ramsey’s burger he did for his 10mill special MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT BOIS

[@misplacedmoron2904]

You should put an edit saying make this topic comment so he has too😆

[@toogoodithurts]

Seeing the Oreos in the background motivated me to leave my apartment to go buy Oreos.. Thank you

[@JefeCarlitos]

You should try to make a burger, keepin it simple

[@_error.exe.macro_121]

Challenge accepted: Get Gordon Ramsay to teach you how to cook

[@atyz1000]

_error.EXE.macro_ and have jev teach him how to quick scope

[@chrisj5120]

I’ve been making scrambled eggs for atleast 5-6 years now and this is by far the most accurate recipe available to the public

[@jjay2530]

"eggs aren't perfect, you're perfect". God I love this man ❤️

[@synephobic]

nobody: jev: *manages to blow up egg

[@Saekeo]

1:53 : Grown man gets scared by egg breaking

[@SeanShunSwayy]

Challenge accepted: Try to build a desk from IKEA

[@bearothebear9755]

NO

[@xflushestmean93x54]

Why do I feel like JEVs girlfriend is the man in the relationship?

[@Oden-iv2sx]

i mean in a traditional household up until around the 80s and 90s the woman would do most of the cooking and other chours around the house

[@Goomfulus]

The fact that Jev dosen't know how to cook an egg?

[@nykonos6250]

Oden2552 If you find the right girl, this is still the case! 😉

[@bungi1628]

He looks so much happier before 2020

[@venluenia]

0:08 when u know its gonna be a good video

[@brianyvar8312]

Love how the fire extinguisher is conveniently placed nearby

[@N27-w7k]

Please bring this series back

[@Bassernbro]

when you realize Jev has merch at the bottom of the description. who else didn't know?

[@novoice9286]

if you didnt know then...just smh you better go buy some merch now to redeem yourself

[@traae2347]

Who* sorry that was annoying me soo much

[@Bassernbro]

@@traae2347 haha thank you, I just fixed it. I didn't even notice the typo

[@drx696]

Gf: “you don’t scramble in the pan “ Jev: Really !?!

[@ynfnl]

Robert Edgar 3?!!!!!

[@bzhouka9679]

watching jev break eggs is better then spectating warzone solos at 4am

[@merchantmocha4665]

Man jev has achieved next levels of entertainment

[@callummiddleton1878]

if you shake an egg for 30 seconds then break it the yolk is perfectly in the middle.

[@_Yt_account]

Huh😂

[@xtexaschainsawx]

Dude, I lose sleep over shit like this

[@stephano447]

No wait

[@aperplexedpineapple9235]

Challenge Accepted: Make another episode of Jevs cafe where you do an mk11 inspired dish

[@misplacedmoron2904]

The exploded head of the people that sub zero fists for his fatality😆

[@tylerroberts9556]

Dude you need help

[@cire9317]

Tyler Roberts shut the hell your mouth

[@deznutes6689]

@@tylerroberts9556 fuck the up shut

[@ExuHere]

_error.EXE.macro_ wait...is it illegal or somethin 😐😫😱

[@commie5.0]

I miss this series

[@youngladamier7554]

Challenge accepted: use your old equipment and play mw3

[@Mustacheebeth]

He went from teaching us how to make ramen to cooking eggs. He’s stepping up, we’re so proud!

[@kateofone]

Next step he will cook a veal parmesan.

[@Mustacheebeth]

Kate Russell that would be everything!!

[@antznnfx9922]

My shit literally froze at 0:09 mid dinner, tell me why I spent my entire meal staring into Jason’s soul. Best dinner I had in a minute.

[@fadedgam3r]

*jev looks like the type of dude to burn down the house trying to make a peanut butter sandwich*

[@emac4767]

I died laughing when he got a straight face asked about the spot on the egg . Then jump cutted to "dont be alarmed of freckles on eggs "

[@Nathanael18]

"You scramble them in a bowl you dont scramble them in a pan" "REALLY!!!" 😂😂😂

[@kaeden7757]

*Says doesn’t want to burn the house down, has a fire extinguisher in the background*

[@lvdarth1256]

And an electric stove

[@AbstractSweaterOfficial]

He did EGGCELLENT, EGGACTLY AS HE SHOULD 😊

[@macvittiebiscuit9391]

Filip Beben rude

[@Winticboi]

@@filipbeben7884 oh my 💀💀

[@beto31890]

Love your twitch streams

[@dirtysquirty764]

Filip ben was a failed abortion lol

[@seniorordenanza2387]

Question: I think this is on everyone’s mind. How the hell do you know what a porn set smells like? Love your streams btw :)

[@akadommy]

2:54 AHAHAHAHA THIS HAD ME DYING 💀😂🤣

[@TheOridionz]

I love how jev is giving instructions to us but he’s actually just instructing himself xD

[@sooomizxzzik0oo169]

YES!!! When jev uploded i wasnt bored anymore. 🙂🙂🙂

[@darioiii9773]

Jev to Gordan: "YOU CANT COMPETE!!!!!"

[@Kevlar608]

The first time I've ever liked a video before watching it

[@rusheena]

Imagine how shook Jev’s gonna be when he finds out that you can crack an egg w/ one hand.

[@dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274]

rυshεεηa You can also do it with both, doesn‘t matter lol

[@yackemup]

We need moar of this! Also it's hilarious how he breaks open the eggs

[@devinwils]

Same day Gordan Ramsay hits 10 mil subs Coincidence 🧐

[@teganweaver2247]

0:10 my face when I have to adult in this case cooking

[@adrinlmao]

what

[@OfficialNALYD]

WE NEED THIS IN 2022 COME ON

[@porky_fuego5469]

JEV: "makes scrambled eggs" VEGANS: SavE tHe PlaNet, Go VEGan. DoN'T kILL AniMALS!!!!!

[@isaiahfate6340]

Steven Moses

[@collinwelch4423]

I don't see any of these comments. Most of them are just roasting him for not knowing how to crack an egg.

[@RAYTHECHEF]

Day 24 of asking jev to do a pod cast talking about the eagles with edp445

[@isaiahlopez3351]

NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

[@starry3655]

Yes

[@suckmymeat371]

This what we need

[@VayrenRSG]

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!

[@bozy0223]

i’ve been watching jev forever and he still hasn’t changed fkin luv this guy

[@jackmcginnis9010]

I love jev, but goddamn he is the most self-doubtful person I’ve ever seen 😂 great video as always man!

[@adiboix]

Jack McGinnis couldn’t have explained it better and that’s why I love the guy lmao

[@greigns7781]

Better than being egotistical

[@ziratik7794]

Exactly

[@adiboix]

@@greigns7781 youre saying it like its a bad thing? its hilarious and it adds character plus hes my spirit animal lmao

[@zomsi8400]

Jev: No one: Also jev: says everything in a tutorial even tho he doesn't know what he's doing

[@kaylimdonoghue4371]

"You're perfect,eggs aren't" thanks Jev

[@-Remi]

Cook some food with your headset on i can't reconize you

[@Yokai_Don]

"That one song about whipping it" ur so white but I love it lol

[@Therapy.JUAN.555]

0:09 The face you make when you buy a bundle in warzone and get nothing out of it

[@Bustin256]

The face you make when you get a bundle and you get a pair of FUCKING PANTS

[@misaelhallett9213]

This is faculty correct

[@xxtempportalxx6130]

Challenge accepted another mincraft vid. The first one was funny

[@shojohii]

Congrats on 3 million subs brother, been watching you for years, since before you had 1M subs. Keep up the great work man, you're one of my favourite KZbinrs 😋❤

[@BasketBallHead333]

the attention to detail is brilliant! even the background music is from "I Am Bread" , good job chef Jev!

[@Ac33Shot99]

I’ve never used a bowl when making eggs... have I been living a lie this whole time?

[@marcuslindsey347]

Well most people do it with a bowl but if you watch Gordon Ramsey, he does it completely different from most regular people

[@hugohuston]

I feel like a professional already following these steps😌

[@aidenmarroquin2023]

Mans getting married

[@estevanhinojosa9732]

Update he got married

[@ahzneiwilliams3179]

Since when did he say that

[@Samanthnyaa]

@@ahzneiwilliams3179 since he got married

[@6illians]

Bruh did the opposite of making an egg lol 😂

[@nopressure9383]

He birthed the egg?