Jim Cornette Buries the Universe

[@shadic1988]

Timecards 0:35 - John Laurinaitis 2:09 - Jim Herd 5:05 - World Wrestling Entertainment 6:36 - Shawn Michaels 9:53 - Triple H 11:40 - Batista 14:15 - Sable 18:00 - Kevin Dunn 21:22 - Paul Heyman 23:46 - Extreme Championship Wrestling 26:14 - Hardcore Wrestling 29:20 - Dixie Carter 29:45 - Terry Taylor 31:52 - Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos 34:49 - Rappers (Especially White ones) 35:25 - Mark Madden 39:35 - Eric Bischoff (Pre-Table For 3) 40:22 - Ed Ferrara and Prelude to Jim buries the Universe Episode II - Vince Russo

[@theterriblechildren9018]

Thank you.

[@gillianwilliams7990]

Thanks helps me out alot

[@thatpart]

Can of Coke for you, sir.

[@noahmooneyham7526]

DomNick Is

[@Tur1883]

DomNick always wondered what Cornette thinks of that old writer Vince Russo. He doesn’t have a slot in this video, maybe Cornette doesn’t think a lot of Russo either way.

[@mike584]

"Jim Herd, god rest his soul. Wish I could say that for real; he's not dead yet but I'm keeping my fingers crossed." I died right there. And I'm stealing that line.

[@jetjaguar4285]

Lmao

[@TV-Tony]

@@jetjaguar4285 Lol me too.

[@LegionOfShrooms]

Same

[@GQFJB]

All of Cornys lines are stolen lol

[@jamesharris5868]

He cracks me up 🤣🤣 the Kevin dun rant 😂😂😂

[@laeldestan1536]

"If you took this guy's balls and threw them down a drinking straw it would look like a kernel of corn going down a storm drain. " Straight up savage.

[@sethcurran9806]

“His own mother smacked the stork that delivered him”-pure gold

[@urcookin]

Tennesseeisms

[@tycad8990]

Hearing someone like Jim Cornette give respect to Taker and Mick Foley warms my heart.

[@sailor5278]

foley and taker are always praised by literraly anyone who has worked with them especially taker

[@sorrenblitz805]

I've never heard anyone trash Foley or Taker.

[@braveulysees]

@@sorrenblitz805 Hogan trashed Foley for not being in shape.

[@braveulysees]

@Digital Fates yeah I miss these interviews. Everything seemed more real back then lol

[@JohnDaubSuperfan369]

@@braveulysees When the fuck was Hulk ever in shape himself anyway 😂 Stiffest bag of bones I've ever seen in the ring, Moolah at the age of 147 sold the RKO better than Hulk sold anything in his career.

[@joshuahymer15]

“When mortals won’t speak to ya you find a higher power” 😂😂

[@johnlambert8962]

joshua hymer on point!

[@popo0129]

That... Honestly is true on many levels. Dealt with someone before who literally is this quote right here.

[@mursuka80]

Yeah i hate those "I found jesus and i am not that person anymore" frauds.

[@bullfknhead]

man i really hate those type of people. theyre so lonely so they turn out to god for some sympathy and attention AND they take pride for it. the cycle goes on

[@johnathanrush4666]

@@bullfknhead and they're usually lonely because they're repugnant people with or without religion lol

[@spaceghostp6672]

"We're not wrestling. I don't know why you think we're wrestling. Just because we have wrestlers in wrestling boots and wrestling tights in a wrestling ring."

[@GenGamesUniverse]

He cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener!

[@ejr23]

"Fuck you Kevin Dunn! I swear HHH is going to fire Kevin Dunn at Vince McMahon's funeral

[@guess6635]

Thebsame way Nurses and Doctors do their thing on that show "Grey's anatomy"

[@whatspadethinks]

The McMahon/Dunn 'wrestling' hard-on is beyond ridiculous. Their marquee event is WRESTLEMania, the entire motivation of the promotion is to funnel the TV storylines/conflicts into the monthly PPV that's ALL WRESTLING MATCHES, but nah, we ain't wrestling....fucking ridiculous. It's an insult to the audience and says something about people who are ashamed of the business that made them millionaires THEN billionaires. As Corny would say: "Fuuuck."

[@stuntmanmike3317]

"I'm not Ken Shamrock, I'm not Randy The Natural Couture, but I could whip Kevin Dunn." LOL!!!

[@anthonywilliams6002]

He's lickin that right crack lmao on HHH

[@popo0129]

Honestly with that confidence I believe him.

[@jleos0095]

What’s happening stuntman MARK!?

[@alkiline9199]

@@popo0129 it's false bravado designed to get you to think exactly what you thought so you don't whoop his ass

[@StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK]

There is anger management, and then there is Jim Cornette.

[@jamesb1988]

This is Anger Concentration!

[@sebastianb.3978]

In Castle Cornette, anger manages you.

[@Bmoney88x]

Rage heroin 😂

[@williamsmith666]

Anger as a super power.

[@stephenlevine3116]

"I drove you and bought you Wendy's you fat cow" the way he said had me laughing so hard I'm crying. 😂😂

[@geno1399]

I woke my son a 3am laughing😂 jim loves wendys

[@rickymurray]

I watch this around once a year, still gets me in fits of giggles.

[@JJSInnz]

Haha me too

[@nicismagic]

Never enough of corny even the old stuff.🤣🤣

[@Trendleader863]

Start watching it daily and it will change your life

[@rickymurray]

I’m back

[@neilfitzgerald325]

​@@Trendleader863I can confirm this is true 😂

[@AgentZombieMan]

"I don't Burn Bridges, I Demolish them." That should be the Tagline of his Auto-Biography

[@RandalfElVikingo]

Yet he was at WWE Hall of Fame. He is that damn good.

[@drunkensailor112]

He should run for president and have that as his campaign slogan

[@FrontRowCentral]

Maybe the second one because the first one needs to be Thank you Fuck you Bye My Book that is! It’s a pun

[@kenrickkahn]

@@drunkensailor112 I'll vote for him in a heartbeat!

[@stephendocal2208]

RandalfElVikingo huh turn FTC fix txt C wx

[@SethusDA]

"I don't know what they got for putting a live microphone in front of Sable's mouth but it should've been 3 to 5 years" LMFAO

[@hunterkisandi7115]

Lol

[@GeneralxMayhem]

I'm rewatching the Attitude Era and Sable is fucking BRUTAL. As plastic as Barbie and Barbie probably has better oration abilities. She has no skill, no personality and no ass. She's boring and if her only function was to be attractive, she sucked at that too.

[@vikingking3249]

@@GeneralxMayhem Bruh, I feel you.🤣

[@gumdeo]

lmao

[@tyromeka5693]

Cornett is literally too damn funny & he's just being himself

[@meinfuhrer1100]

jim cornette is to shoots what Jim ross is to commentary

[@boygreen2002]

Greatest metaphor ever

[@docmarten8269]

@M MM Why are you here then with that worthless hot take lol

[@andrewtm85]

So true 😆

[@zayray4283]

M MM Fuck off lol

[@RedJet13]

@M MM Cornette is great

[@barryfields2964]

I’ve never bought a pay per view in my life, but I would pay $50 to see Paul Heymen and Jim Cornette in a steal cage match.

[@seansmith416ss]

I’d rather see Corny and Russo

[@sese6227]

@@seansmith416ss Russo would just run from Cornette the entire time, the second he saw that crazed look Corny gets in his eyes lol. Scary stuff 🤣

[@seansmith416ss]

@@sese6227 put em in hell in a cell. Gotta gimmick up that match.

[@412StepUp]

I’ve never bought a pay per view either, and never will.

[@ShartSydePhil]

Is that a match where they have to steal a cage?

[@adammccallion8640]

Bret Hart: I'm the best at burying people Jim Cornette: Hold my Racket!

[@WatchHawk]

Hold my Sprite

[@lucaswalker2639]

"And i whaaacked him" Haven't watch the whole video yet im not sure if that's in the video if not watch the vice vault special its like 2mins of jims wresting memorabilia collection.

[@rrod7958]

New Jack says stand aside Jim

[@johnathanrush4666]

It's the shits

[@tylertravis2081]

@@lucaswalker2639 then watch the video thats why your unsure come on

[@joespitler3929]

I think Corny needs to stop beating around the bush and tell us how he really feels LOL

[@polkaproductions9120]

I like it how when it comes to shoots, Corny and Artful Dodger are polar opposites (yet they're both over as fuck).

[@johnnyguevin7888]

Joe Spitler I absolutely agree I think that it’s time for him to finally to tell us how he truly feels and I agree actually with everything he says in this video I think That Vince McMahon turned the sport of wrestling into something that people like Jim Cornette actually finds unwatchable and I do as well sometimes if we being honest and truthful with ourselves because sports entertainment is a complete waist of money and time and the WWE will not last much longer if Vince and his family continue to push it as sports entertainment and not what it actually is which is the sport of wrestling because that’s what it is period end of story

[@elliotaddler2302]

Yea dude corny constantly beats around the bush and never really talks about how he feels. Shits kinda annoying to be honest.

[@heshamhany8470]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jojosoares3879]

😂😂

[@Arathor82]

This man weaves profanity like Michelangelo sculpts statues.

[@m.q.macabre1825]

"...and somebodys gonna do THAT shit to themselves for $20 because, like Ian Rotten, they have some kind of inordinant need to be somebody in front of a few fucking deluded fucking delinquent fucking people at a god damn bowling alley in fucking west fuckwad indiana?!"

[@BeeBumper]

One hand on his genitals?????

[@jamescarter3196]

At the end of the 'Dark Side of the Ring' episode about the Montreal Screwjob, Jim goes off on Vince Russo SO hilariously hard, says he wants to live long enough to see Vince die so Jim can piss on his grave, and get a picture of himself pissing on the grave so he can put it up on his wall to look at every day... it was so goddamn funny, I started thinking 'I wonder if this is a work'

[@Andulvar]

He only does that because he can't think of anything better to say. It's a sign of a low intelligence.

[@makinamuerte7590]

@@Andulvar he clearly has a lot to say n is obviously a very intelligent person n you'll find many many ppl who will say the same thing. You're clearly a fuckin moron. N btw. It means The complete opposite. Look it up. Spewing bullshit online that you just heard n assumed is true is a sign you're a complete and total imbecile.

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

"I liked the business a lot better when the marks were out front in the seats." - Dutch Mantell

[@alternative7586]

now front seat tickets are 10,000 dollars USD.

[@StarCityAudits]

Cornette on Jim Herd: "He's not dead yet but I got my fingers crossed."

[@rioducci4798]

"HIS OWN MOTHER SLAPPED THE STORK THAT DELIVERED HIM" 😂😂😂

[@b3n.hameen]

His rants are extremely therapeutic.

[@bp1y2x]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@dayaheyinyooper98]

Obviously this comments old as fuck but i listen to this guy everyday after work and have a couple beers and its the fuckin best.

[@MrNO1zeHD]

*These schizophrenoc that are too long to be short and too short to be long* 😂

[@pedj3133]

Kody with a K Same.

[@dayaheyinyooper98]

@@pedj3133 Hell yeah

[@jww112093]

"Stay away from stress." I work for Jim Herd. I can't do that. LOL

[@bdot187um]

John Wagner indeed

[@crowns9966]

That line got me laughing hard, well almost every line did but you know what I mean

[@boberyan2]

“We’re not wrestling. Even though we have wrestlers in a wrestling ring wearing wrestling boots and wrestling tights.” 😂😂😂

[@nickhughes8179]

We’re going to have chomp chomp chomp Bret thay Shit chomp chomp chomp and I know he’th not thuppothed to thay chomp chomp Shit chomp chomp on your network chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.

[@mikeedwards3122]

Gotta say it with a mouthful of potato chips, like a chipmunk

[@Matslam13]

Used to hate him as a manager when I was a kid.... now watching him in various interviews and programs he is a legend and has had and allways will have a massive impact on wrestling

[@Alamyst2011]

I hated him too. So bad. Wanted to see someone take that racket and beat him with it. Now I know that Cornette may have been the best worker ever

[@Matslam13]

@@Alamyst2011 very true 👍

[@gaz-atolla7519]

Hated him with a passion, then I got older and understood that he was just really fucking good at his job

[@Matslam13]

@@gaz-atolla7519 100% true 👍

[@tyromeka5693]

Me too bud, I hated him as a kid.... Now at 43 I love listening to him rants lmao

[@burnsyboy2007]

Slo-mo voice: "VVVVIIINNNCCCEEEE RRRRUUSSSSOOOOOO" 😂😂😂

[@TV-Tony]

"They should be thrown screaming from helicopters in front of their fuckin families", love this one, I gotta quote it sometime.

[@jeffboyd8139]

TVfanatic342 without a doubt my favorite shit Corny has ever said.

[@JackOSUrulz]

Jeff Boyd I concur!! Probably the best statement regarding the subject matter...

[@BeeBumper]

Do it at the airport, that would be epic.....

[@myquest666420]

Pretty sure that’s what Pinochet did to commies. Took them on a helicopter ride and pushed them out. Pretty wild haha

[@Jonemer88]

😂😂😂

[@TheJoeyNitro]

Corny needs to be in the HOF. Like him or not, he’s up there with Paul E. as one of the greatest minds in the history of professional wrestling.

[@JoeyMartz]

@JD Gust of Wind Dance - that's a fair comparison.. Bruce Prichard makes that comparison on his stw podcast. He calls them the same person just a northern/southern differentiation.

[@662chillin]

Him demolishing HHH is probably the reason why he probably won't get in while living unless Shane takes over WWE

[@sese6227]

@@JoeyMartz Pritchard's a company shill who constantly talks down both of them lol. I would take anything he says, with a grain of salt.

[@vampirehunterme]

He's said he won't go in unless they put the midnight in with him, I believe

[@RackEmRack]

He’s not in the hall of fame? 😦 I feel like he has contributed so much to the culture and has seen the good, the bad and the ugly of the industry!

[@someguy2393]

"He cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener" I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

[@johneefizterbottom]

Nothing like a good Jim Cornette rant early in the morning to boost my metabolism.

[@gr00vinRuben]

"if no mortal wants to talk to ya, you go and find a higher power" -Jim Cornette

[@cragerzz]

Funny how when people are on death row they find God too isnt it? Jim is spot on about Shawn 100%

[@desireejohnson3642]

That was the BEST

[@carloscjr23]

@@cragerzz technically every time a human gets cornered finds, or wants to find, a higher power to help him out

[@autobotstarscream765]

_Cuts to the segment on the King of Kings_

[@RickP03]

I could listen to Jim Cornette talk about wrestling and rant all day. The man is pure gold. The love and passion for the wrestling business is so strong with him.I know it will most likely never happen but he belongs in the Hall of Fame.

[@PFGNW]

Rick Plotner It’ll happen, someday. If Bret Hart can literally knock out Vince McMahon and still get in then anyone can. So long as they deserve it.

[@jasoncropley5334]

@@PFGNW Even Ultimate Warrior was inducted into the HOF, so there's still hope

[@DaylnJonesKILLERCROC]

I re watch this video and the other one a lot 😂 to fall asleep and just to be entertained I feel u

[@ifgwelf]

I bet Cornette wouldn't even wanna be in there lol

[@gingerdoll]

Don't know if he'd even go for it, but he ABSOLUTELY deserves to be in there. He deserves to be a there a lot more than some people who are already in *cough* Ultimate Warrior*cough* Sunny*cough, cough*

[@AbdullahSediqi23]

Cornie seems like a walking youtube comment section never change lol

[@MC-kk8xu]

Spot on comment lol

[@richardpowell4281]

He's way more eloquent and inventive than people in the comments section

[@zaodedong9935]

He's a grave digger

[@sese6227]

@@richardpowell4281 You're in the wrong comment sections lol Some of these lunatics, come up with some absolutely brilliant & bonkers stuff.

[@FecalMatador]

@@sese6227 Some are witty, others appear brain dead. Most are somewhere in the middle

[@danieldrayet2364]

Vince 1997: Kevin Dunn has a job for life 2022: Vince retires, Dunn fired

[@StrikeTeam0316]

I clean my house and do my reading to these shoots.

[@leomdk939]

I'm sorry ... cleaning, sure, but you 'do your reading' to Cornette ranting?? How does work? lol

[@leomdk939]

@Percival Sweetwater lol, I don't know that I would compare Jim Cornette's voice to any classical instrument except maybe a trumpet - and not a mellow, gently played one, either. ;)

[@johnselwitz5362]

I love listening to these while at work. I’m a welder and these are awesome videos to help get through those long 12 to 14 hour workdays

[@staycleanautodetailing6677]

I detail cars to it 😂

[@johnfalcetta5431]

"his own mother slapped the stork who delivered him" spit beer out on that. great video awesome production

[@jarrettjordan]

John Falcetta Corny has some of the best one-liners....this might be my favorite

[@Vikashar]

That line should live forever

[@kael2450]

Cornettes impression of Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn is hilarious.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

"GET YOUR FUCKIN' TEETH FIXED!" Hilarious.

[@chrisruth7057]

@@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sno0py954]

🦫 fuh fuh fuh😬

[@paige_31_70]

Jim is always accurate when it comes to the people he rants on. Pill swallowing HBK was the worst back in the 90's

[@hewhoislife]

@chuckbuskeeyes u mark u hear me i did

[@q.h.s5051]

​@chuckbuskee Buddy, when most workers from the 90's and Shawn himself tells you it was bad then you can take thier word for it. Don't be a smart ass

[@HammeredMedia]

“I’d rather watch a dog lick it’s balls.” Why has it taken me this long to watch 😂😂

[@autobotstarscream765]

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[@Slinky96]

He ain't wrong 🤣

[@notgivingmyrealname1013]

“WHEN MORTALS WONT SPEAK TO YOU, YOU FIND A HIGHER POWER”

[@Brian-sf6ew]

"When mortals won't speak to you, you find a Higher Power."-Jim Cornette talking about Shawn Michaels DAMN.

[@isitoveryet9525]

It's so accurate

[@RideTheLightning728]

I legit almost pissed my pants at 21:34. Slo-mo devil voice "VINCE RUSSO" is comedy gold. Thank you for littering it throughout the video.

[@someguy2393]

I could listen jim roast russo for hours lol

[@drummeralbertrivera9577]

“It’s NOTHING like *V I N C E R U S S O…”*

[@darkstar6909]

I am surprised he hasn't found his way to Hollywood, or at least done stand up, he is a natural comedian.

[@toddimus]

Jim in this woke hollywood? would never happen

[@HVNTERTN]

Watching Jim doing standup would be a highlight of my life.

[@Zack_410]

@@toddimus Jim is woke you shithead

[@laksivrak2203]

@@toddimus he votes dem he’s in the club

[@toddimus]

@@laksivrak2203 true

[@ThatOneDude521]

Corny’s burial of Laurinaitis carries even more weight after this new lawsuit

[@pixelwolfeman1928]

Watching Sean Olivers reactions the whole way through this is amazing 😂 he knows Jim is gold

[@nickhughes8179]

Sean Oliver loves bringing up Kevin Dunn just so he can ask Corny to “do a.. quick little.. Kevin Dunn impression.. for the.. listening audience! He can’t even hold back the smile and giggle every time he asks!

[@josephtelegen8754]

Not being appreciative when Jim Cornette buys you Wendy's...there's a special place in hell for that offense.

[@skippingrhyme4386]

I'm eating Wendy's RN lol

[@josephtelegen8754]

@@skippingrhyme4386 You should send a message to Corny and thank him just in case.

[@skippingrhyme4386]

You're Right! I'll get on that for... Heaven's sake!!

[@petercockentits5725]

I’d pay $1000 to watch a video of Cornette in a CZW front row watching the show and reacting lmao

[@juanckjim]

Peter Cockentits we should pay him for doing that

[@jefferysmith8466]

Fuck it. Start a petition and a crowd fund. Make him do it

[@DannBlueEyes]

if Nick gage is on the card we should all do it

[@carloscjr23]

I don't see any way you would make that physically possible. I think he would fight you if you try to take him to the mud field of broken glass and broken dreams called CZW.

[@cameroncrisamore2871]

As someone who trained there, please yes I need to see it.

[@Grassyknolldallas]

"They should be thrown screaming from helicopters in front of their families" Cornette on white rappers. 🤣😂😂

[@cyranocrimson3835]

Matt Nail That shit killed me too lmao. I would probably pay to see his reaction to a slim Jesus video (he's a white rapper who's hilarious for literally all the wrong reasons).

[@EarthGirlTerra]

Corny is a Pinochet fan

[@postersandstuff]

"Rap is crap" ;)

[@MrBeastsHiddenWorld]

Cornette is clearly a Carlin fan.

[@futuregohan4837]

@@postersandstuff I Dare Them To Say That To The Face Of Eminem I'm Pretty Sure Slim Shady Wouldn't Take Too Kindly To That Insult

[@madjazza4098]

This and part 2 is the greatest thing on the Internet. Seriously an honest man telling how it is. Like the government in a way, an former president comes out and says all the secrets, all the info and roasting of Sun level. We need this. I need this mentally and emotionally.

[@SomiariTobin]

“Hi John, (stares into camera) fuck you” this line almost literally killed me.

[@miserjonesakamaestropirouette]

I think Cornette's shit list is long enough to turn this into a multi-part series.

[@thatpart]

Miser Jones and so it became to pass. Part 2 on Russo will make you piss yourself

[@moabt.frican7163]

Its almost as long as a CVS reciept after buying a pack of gum

[@johnnyguevin7888]

Miser Jones AKA Maestro Pirouette maybe a television miniseries just of this

[@RaiderChampion34]

"I bought you fucking Wendy's"...classic

[@stephencatchdudeknight4623]

Damn

[@Kikasitsu]

CSFLChampion “I drove you, I DROVE YOU AND BOUGHT YOU FUCKING WENDY’S **YOU FAT COW!!**”

[@heelturnsface]

Corny sure takes his Wendy’s seriously

[@Sky_Blaze]

Honestly if I buy a man Wendy's you better be a real one in return

[@jims.6393]

The last half of this sentence: '....you fat cow 🤣"

[@Perkelenaattori]

"By the way here's what I think of Triple H. His promos. I'd rather watch a dog lick its balls."

[@RealGateGuardian]

He said what I've been saying for years.

[@supergluehotty]

Whats sad is he's still better than 90% of the current WWE roster.

[@24magiccarrot]

@@supergluehotty Only because the current roster aren't allowed to express themselves, they are handed scripts that make them sound like retards.

[@josephtelegen8754]

That is *literally* true for me and I am not ashamed to admit it.

[@BeeBumper]

Well a dog licking it's balls makes sense, HHH being a main eventer never did.

[@iamyournytemare4253]

The best advice I can give anyone wanting to get into professional wrestling is this: "Don't get on Cornette's bad side." I used to think Scott Steiner was vicious on the mic. I see now that its Jim Cornette.

[@SleepingGiant45]

His own mother slapped the stork that delivered him. Jesus, that line is gold.

[@fuscinula]

The Art of Burning Bridges. CM Punk definitely took a page out of Cornette's book.

[@96mrjones]

Have you ever noticed that people that are genuinely some of the best talents have the balls to stand up for themselves

[@garygibbs92]

@@96mrjones That doesn't explain why he screwed over Colt Cabana.

[@96mrjones]

garygibbs92 who punk?

[@garygibbs92]

@@96mrjones Yes

[@96mrjones]

garygibbs92 tbh he took pages out of Jimmy's book from what I heard the loyalty page wasn't taken from said book

[@SuperDj316]

I love watching Cornette rant when i'm pissed off about something. I live vicariously through him and by the time the video is over, I forget what I was pissed off about. It's very therapeutic actually haha.

[@lionj7761]

@DJ Thomas same here bro

[@HipsterEatinShark]

34:06 "Your records weren't released, they escaped!" Holy shit!

[@IterImpiusnp]

Taker tapping his wrists and watches Shawn Michaels drop the title. It’s great to hear Taker telling the same story many years later.

[@tecno8335]

@16:25 "I don't know what they got for putting a microphone in front of Sables mouth, but it should have been 3 to 5 years" Classic.

[@412StepUp]

sables voice was definitely annoying. it’s cringe worthy watching her cut a promo. correction: it’s cringe worthy listening to her cut a promo.

[@sarnobat2000]

Man those 45 minutes flew by

[@stumaxwell9097]

Yip

[@BossManSays]

Still great

[@crowns9966]

Normally when long videos feel fast is because you are enjoying them and lose sense of time sooo thats great, these shoots are funny af

[@sese6227]

@@crowns9966 Pretty sure that's what they meant lol

[@corygraham-bull8173]

"Kevin Dunn, he cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener."

[@GamingSanctum1984]

Cory Graham-Bull I almost choked to death on that one

[@thebest12700]

lmao

[@thataussieprickrebornl7453]

I laughed so fucking hard espically the impression

[@ianhitman]

Shame people dont see Cornette as anything other than an internet meme these days. This guy was an incredible promo. Probably would have had a stroke if he'd have stayed in the wrestling business to be fair.

[@Soulmaestro2088]

NoMoreHideTheBall pretty sure cornette would end up like jerry lawler on that one episode of raw back in '12.

[@Jrocc811]

The Kevin Dunn rants are incredible.

[@thebest12700]

lol so glad i found these. this is all pure gold.

[@ChristopherJohn4389]

It really is poetic the way he puts together insults. Makes me believe it's all based on truth.

[@popo0129]

Honestly its very artistic how he does it.

[@kca49]

"I just broke my leg and shoved a wooden spike up my taint..." LOL!

[@anthonywilliams6002]

Cornettes tombstone Fuck You!!!!

[@Azreal023]

@@anthonywilliams6002 no it'll say thank you Fuck you Bye

[@apr8189]

I legit came close to pissing my pants laughing so hard hearing hm say that. 😄

[@boberyan2]

As a former wrestling fan and current MMA fan, there is a surging number of fighters with all the talent to win in the octagon and no idea how to market themselves. A guy like cornette could lend his wisdom to some of those guys, change their careers for the better and possibly change the whole industry

[@kennyhouser3467]

If that's true then you should be seeing the cycle repeat itself. Remember, one time long ago "wrestlers" fought(minus closed fist punching) but figured out they could make it look like they were killing each other without actually doing it and still make the same amount of money. The UFC will go the same route over time. You can already see the pro wrestling influences creeping in since the WME acquisition. Complete with squash match booking like McGregor v Cerrone not too long ago.

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@kennyhouser3467 someone had a line in one of these shoot interviews, forget who, that if money is involved it's always a work and that that goes for UFC and Boxing too.

[@nickhughes8179]

It’s already happened. Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin. The love tap of doom. Jon Jones vs Alex Gustafson was another. Gustafson pummeled Jones with punches but because Jones landed a fancy spin kick in round 4, the corrupt judges on the athletic commission gave Jon Blow Jones the fight. Here’s another. Conor McGregor’s entire career. The bus dolly incident, punching an old man (who no sold it), and how he escaped any punishment or jail time over what would be assault charges for any normal man, is red flag proof.

[@AttainTheGrain]

Boy have I got a story for you 😂

[@user-yf4gx9lw6c]

The idea Cornette in UFC scares me in a way I can’t explain.

[@Shaft-Industries]

"I drove you and bought you Wendy's you cow!" LOL

[@labbaby189]

"I don't burn bridges, I demolish them" [insert Michael Jackson popcorn gif]

[@fishbabysquirl]

As a resident of Indiana, I can verify that West Fuckwad may be an actual city LOL

[@kahokuiniko905]

I see the title of the video: 'Jim Cornette Buries the Universe' and the length of 44 minutes. I'm gonna make myself a coffee and enjoy this! *click* :-)

[@michaelpugsley3146]

Kahoku Iniko He's fucking great, isn't he?

[@michaelpugsley3146]

I'm sure you wouldn't say that to my face. Internet tough guy.

[@RealGateGuardian]

I'd kill for a 10 hour video of Corny Burying The Universe

[@julesmcgrules3860]

@@colebrown8293 everyone, look at the idiot child! Look at it and laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[@24magiccarrot]

@@RealGateGuardian 9 hours of that would be on Russo

[@d0veta1l0]

Wrestling comedy gold....George Carlin of wrestling

[@adamturner1563]

steady on..

[@zaodedong9935]

I wanna say he's the Bill Hicks of wrestling.

[@johnnyguevin7888]

d0veta1l0 he is the George Carlin of wrestling

[@sullyb23511]

"His own mother slapped the stork that brought him."

[@jasonpdsi]

William Sullivan "I don't know what they got for putting her on tv but it should have been 3-5 years"

[@mikejacon6037]

"West Fuckwad, Indiana" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@eddiehackim6534]

"His own mother slapped the stork that delivered him." Oh. My. God.

[@jamesbowers7343]

really wish corny wouldn't be afraid to speak his mind and express himself. it's not good for him to hold his opinions in

[@96mrjones]

Where? When?

[@ChibiJoVT]

it is very unfortunate. Maybe one day he’ll feel comfortable enough to write a book or make a podcast to be able to say his opinions

[@davidmcconnell683]

If this is corny holding back I could only imagine him letting loose..🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christianjohnson8642]

Texas Tornado just grab the popcorn and watch the fireworks

[@InsignificantNick]

Jim Cornette is the king of random, hilarious metaphors!

[@nathanmcdowell4731]

Thumbs up, but...you mean analogies

[@michaelschmidt1693]

I love how Jim Cornette says hi to people on camera as he’s burying them. Pure gold (@8:32😂😂😂)

[@timryerson6733]

i love this line when mortals wont talk to you you find a higher power

[@mattiusbattol]

the little bits when he says vince russo cracks me up

[@enthrallingusername]

Shawn Michaels: "His feet were going wee wee wee"

[@itsjustamber1]

I know 😭

[@StewPac]

Awesome compilation! Thanks for putting this together.

[@WorkinPunchProductions]

Our pleasure.

[@LaptopmenaceMTK]

Corn dog is a savage!!!!

[@clara_bandicoot]

I laughed my arse off for the whole video basically but then genuinely got emotional during his passionate defence of Jim Ross. Cornette is the man

[@TroystonB]

How Jim hasn't had a major stroke already is beyond me. Love him.

[@S_047]

He has to outlive shitbag so he can piss on his grave.

[@mrd8248]

“Couldn’t believe him even if his tongue was notarized” 😂

[@JDHInFullEffect]

“Jimmy was never one to hold back his feelings” -Dutch

[@tykosteamboat5570]

"I drove you! I drove you & I bought you Wendy's!" hahahahaha

[@BrotherRobbie]

There is so much gold in this! Jim sets fire to "Sports Entertainment" and brings out what wrestling fans are thinking and have wanted to say for years!

[@Zack_410]

All wrestling is sports entertainment

[@kenberry8504]

Not only does he have a sharp wit, Cornette is one of the funniest people I've ever listened to. 😂😂😂😂

[@ajpgraphics]

After listening to all this I am now a Jim Cornette fan for life.

[@DaveTheDopeFiend]

"Oh my God, snakes and shit" That bit had me in tears. Keep destroying those jobbers, Jim.

[@sorrenblitz805]

He was talking about Batista

[@c.l.freeman7654]

7 min in..this is fucking great. Heard all of the rants before, but the presentation of this video is first rate, props working punch!

[@WorkinPunchProductions]

Stu Pidasso Thanks

[@jaroncreed]

Workin' Punch Productions HEY THANK YOU FOR making this !!!!

[@radagawd4994]

Workin' Punch Productions what happened to this video?

[@YurManDavid]

Workin' Punch Productions hey

[@YurManDavid]

Comrade Trump yesh

[@Hepler-s2b]

who ever did this compilation.....THANK YOU

[@joaomendes147]

Me reading the timecards "Where the fuck is Vince Russo?" then I saw there's a special episode just for him LOL

[@mythrol]

I just want someone to care about me as much as Corny cares about JR.

[@bighead817]

Jim Cornette's glasses has more charisma than Roman Reigns.

[@thedrzoidberg4559]

Oh man that's beautiful. Hope you don't mind if I use that.

[@MrDivalover1]

If the wrestlers on wwe raw could cut promos like cornette they would be over roman could not cut promo like this. roman reminds me of mic skills size ring sizes getting carried in ring to lex luger.

[@deanshield886]

RR looks like a star duh! He isn't there yet...They need to turn his ass heel esp. after he beats Taker***

[@europeanamerican379]

Big Head I don't think so. Reigns has been demoted. WWE/Vince are on to the next one.

[@deanshield886]

Yes & no the wwe appears to be a bunch of lame brains a lot of the time but they still do things "by committee" it's not just Roman you still have others: Randy, Bray Finn, Dean, Enzo & Cass, Styles, Sami, Bayley, Char& esp. now Nakamura. Now as far as poster boy for the E in 2017 it's mostly RR all day!!!The wwe wants to give you the appearance that the good vs bad guy dynamic does or doesn't exist any more well this is how I see SD live it's mostly inbetweeners: Styles, Char, Randy & Breeze-Dango vs heels: KO, Usos, Corbin with a few clear cut faces mixed in: Sami, Nikki, Alpha & Nakamura. Raw needs to adopt this similar formula maybe it would be a lot more digestible for 3 plus hours weekly.

[@dwoodstwin]

"You gotta make the inbound pass over a flaming table" 😂😂😂😂

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

Jim is like Betty White, we must protect him at all cost.

[@JB-xh5mc]

Rest in peace Betty White

[@Melanatedhatervibez]

Rip

[@stealthcheck]

Oh no..

[@chrisbutler1668]

If he makes it as long as Betty, earth will be a better place.

[@robdon3472]

The worst he had to say about Batista just makes him look like a sweetheart "He was cold a lot and listened to his wife"

[@woc1371]

The Midnight Express theme in between each segment is a great touch