Jim Cornette on Hulk Hogan Saying He Could Have Been The Next John Wayne

From Episode 333 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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[@DenizenMatt]

“That’s not gonna work for me, Pilgrim.” - John Wayne

[@UpstatePatriot]

😂

[@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma]

@@UpstatePatriot Trash.

[@UpstatePatriot]

@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma🤡

[@UpstatePatriot]

@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma🤡

[@UpstatePatriot]

@@Cruising_On_Lake_HavasomaAre you projecting sir? 🤷‍♂️

[@Ai14106]

Hogan was supposed to sign the declaration of independence but he was booked in Japan

[@frompartsunknown31]

That’s the year he wrestled 390 days.

[@JaceyMitchell]

He should have flown west past the dateline a couple of times to rewind time like he did when he wrestled 400 days a year.

[@naxireal869]

I'd heard it was Dr. Who took him in a Time Machine to perform for Nero and he was Spartacus. If anything I've only beat him to it, he would definitely say it if he thought he could get away with it.

[@ren17x50]

There's that one time he fought 47 ronin but they wouldn't put him over so he signed to the Massachusetts Bay wrestling alliance

[@HuntsDown]

Luckily, because of the time difference, he managed to get back a day before he left just in time to for dinner with Abe Lincon and Jefferson and all those guys. Lincoln was a massive hulkamaniac

[@getschwifty9531]

Hogan didn't go bald, he was scalped by the Comanches then formed the Texas Rangers.

[@michaelmartinez3893]

Lol 😆, but now I kinda want to see this show

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

2K put it back.

[@raddastronaut]

And he only got scalped because he got hot from behind with a chair, brother.

[@Pogo113]

We knew he lied about being recruited by the Reds, now he founded a different team? 😂

[@mrg8581]

@@Pogo113 Hogan taught Nolan Ryan how to throw a fastball.

[@dskinner8757]

"Work for me, brother that will not" - Yoda Hogan 😂

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."

[@reubenelite]

LMAOOOOOO yoda hogan

[@Dr_V_von_Doom]

I popped 😅

[@danielcraig4974]

"Get off your horse and drink your milk and take your vitamins brother!"

[@frod79]

Horse *moonshine *tabacky

[@LoPhatKao]

"Whatcha gonna do when Pilgrimania runs wild on you?"

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"I just hope we don't come back as a couple, I don't want to say it, blizz-ack gizz-uys. You know what I'm saying?" - Hulk Hogan

[@clint81]

John Wayne didn't make movies about Pilgrims

[@dary0097]

​@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Yeah.. Quote a Confirmed Racist 😂

[@pjbrown4736]

Probably watch my land get stolen from me.

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

We need Hogan to keep running his mouth so we can eventually get that glorious Hulk Hogan’s lies omnibus.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

When Jim is finished he will need new vocal cords.

[@jameswesten2018]

There is a video from a year or two about it, Travis's thumbnail has Hogan in a baseball jersey &sunglasses

[@Reese13]

Aw man, that's loooooong overdue😂

[@rustywagner30]

I still go back to Harley and lighting the ring on fire brian and Jim laughter gets me

[@ashtonhaggitt216]

Ron Hubbard talking to a space alien makes more sense than the reality of scientology

[@LuckyStrike01]

It makes as much or more sense than the reality of Christianity, Mormonism, Judaism, Buddhism, Taoism, Catholicism, and any other religious ism out there. They are all equally worthless and stupid

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"I want the truth!" No Tom, you obviously don't want that.

[@DamnedSilly]

It kind of _is_ the reality of scientology...

[@gavincrane6054]

Did you know it was Hogan that was originally meant to walk on the moon first but he had the flue that week so he couldnt go

[@pleaseshutup7053]

A leg drop on the moon would have been more memorable than just walking

[@thekidfromiowa]

I was drafted and sent to Nam and defeated an entire platoon of VC just by telling that I wasn't gonna do the job for them.

[@yoholmes273]

Hogan was top busy flying around the world like Superman 🦸‍♂️

[@williamflowers9435]

I thought you were about to reference how the Hulkster was the first to walk on water and raise the dead… then he took some scrappy kid named Hey Zeus under his wing and taught him everything

[@wesleywarsmith1113]

Hogan got Jesus off the cross by dropping the leg on the Romans.

[@jonlindemann3448]

"I didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on me, brother." - Hulk Hogan

[@ravenlit]

There's not a chance in Hell that's accurate, because that would imply that Plymouth Rock would go over on Hogan.

[@mrg8581]

@@ravenlit Hogan slammed Plymouth Rock. All 2,000 pounds of it.

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Anything goes

[@TippiGordon]

"'The Road to Baptism'... which of course leads to the big Baptism pay-per-view..." And there goes the coffee, right out of my nose.

[@Karnage316]

I'll admit I laughed way more than I should have at that!

[@DSmicklas]

I laughed so hard I had to pause the video. 10/10 joke

[@southcarolinagrizfan1594]

😂

[@nicholasfarrell8403]

They just gave Tony khan his next ppv idea

[@benphillips9973]

Actually 'Baptism by Fire' sounds like it'd be a proper PPV name 😂🤣

[@vibezforall99]

brian’s “road to baptism” joke about a ppv was INSANELY funny 😂😂😂

[@CronoXpono]

Absolutely brilliant joke, caught me so off guard I put my face in my hands LOL

[@danielcraig4974]

"A big mouth don't make a big man" John Wayne.

[@theatagamer90]

A better quote for this situation I don't think there is.

[@davey3884]

I bet Jimbo disagrees. Lol

[@ferox965]

I'll never buy John Wayne as a hero. There's a really sinister and dark vibe about him.

[@danawright777]

Rumor has it Hogan refused to put John Wayne over.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Wayne injured Hogan's neck like the Undertaker.

[@PrincessofPower84]

And he was a huge fan of his work, just like Elvis was.

[@blondequijote]

Back in the 80s, they told Chuck Norris he could be the next John Wayne, he just had to kick the Hulkster's ass. Chuck Norris refused to cheapen the martial arts he trained. It's not true, but that's more believeable than Hulk's bs here

[@josealaguna8651]

“Is that you, brother? Is this me?”

[@jgant5063]

“Who said that? Who the f*^% said that?”

[@DoctorBastard]

​@@jgant5063LEMME SEE YOUR HULK UP FACE!

[@jhuanbrown3455]

BULLSHIT, you don't scare me much...

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

I would've paid anything to see Sarg. Hartman curse out Hogan lol

[@PrincessofPower84]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miaouew]

"Linda and her mom thought I was gay for years. We were staying at her place and this was just after Brutus had his parasailing accident and he was in a big body cast. And I went down to breakfast and Linda's mom was mad, and I was like, "what's everyone acting so weird about?" And Linda's mom said, "I saw you giving Brutus head!" See what happened was, Brutus had this really hot girlfriend, this blonde girlfriend, and what had happened was she had come over and was giving Brutus head, and Linda's mom saw this...this blonde head going up and down and thought it was...she saw it and she thought it was my blonde head. But no, they were saying I was gay for years." - Hulk Hogan, actual quote

[@troysteadman3183]

Well, to be fair, Brutus girlfriend at the time was 6'6 and 300 pounds, so I am sure it was an honest mistake😂

[@henneberrymike]

To this day, Hogan’s best work is Muppets from Space.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

How about Gremlins 2?

[@mrg8581]

No Holds Barred. What's that smell? Dookie!😂

[@Ian-dx2wv]

😂He should have got a oscar nomination for that role brother

[@tomjohnson3106]

I gotta go with Spy Hard, where he gets his ass kicked by a security guard and tags in Mary Tyler Moore

[@aminurrrr0621]

Nah, Mr. Nanny and Thunder in Paradise.

[@erictyler5938]

Shame the oscars was this past Sunday and the greatest actor of all time Hulk Hogan wasnt even there

[@EliC09]

I read that last part in Corny’s “I wasn’t even there” impersonation

[@PunkRJH90]

@@EliC09 It was Owen

[@TKsMantis]

The thumbnail looks super Fallout related. I approve.

[@42069LT]

Hulk Hogan sold out a 700,000,000 seat stadium

[@jasonlee3759]

Before pre-sale was finished brother!

[@kingdemonic5690]

And he had an 8 hour gauntlet match against 100 men.

[@jasonlee3759]

@@kingdemonic5690 Before he even did the shirt rip

[@XombieLejon66]

He wrestled in 9 continents, 400 days a year.

[@jasonlee3759]

Hulk Hogan’s boot is so big that’s why Italy is shaped that way

[@ColdRavensNest]

"Is that you Hulk Hogan" - Private Joker

[@joejohnson538]

Clever!!!

[@scottwilson3741]

Jim: "How many shows do you know that tape in front of a dead audience?" Me: "AEW"

[@42069LT]

😂

[@mooseheadjack1]

I am SHOCKED Corny missed that one

[@_Dave_S]

That's exactly what I thought! Miss opportunity there by Jim! 😂

[@JRL1985]

Hogan partied with John Wayne after Wrestlemania III.

[@FreeMANcer]

I dunno what it is, Brian’s “WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING “ got me really good.

[@DNH84]

'The Good, The Bad and The Hulkster' - greatest Western movie never made.

[@James-bi4jz]

Director: "Now Hulk Wayne, this film is called the Alamo and your going to make a heroic last stand." Hulk Wayne "that doesn't work for me brother, how about everyone but me gets injured, then I beat all the mexicans and leg drop Santa Anna".

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Alamo? Are Hickenbottom and Levesque there too?!

[@jameshagan2832]

The hulkster don't job to no lucha libres brother!

[@BLDCreations.]

Im so high right now and this is funny as shit!

[@paulc1553]

Please give us a Hulk Hogan lies omnibus. Begging for one.

[@Tomahawk588]

"There wasn't enough time in the day, even flying back from Japan."

[@Cj2o]

Jim has already done at least one of those. Search for it in his profile search bar.

[@russellcampbell3500]

“That’s like being the nicest guy in prison “ this has got to be the most used comment by Jim lately

[@quentinkaasa47]

Jim wasn't even there. . .

[@russellcampbell3500]

@@quentinkaasa47 lol neither was I but I bet it's correct.

[@greenbasterd9425]

Jim knowing the words to "North to Alaska" is quite impressive.

[@michelledavidson8190]

Love Jim's singing too it's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@williamgregory1848]

“Hulk Hogan could’ve been the next John Wayne.” Yeah. And Randy Savage could’ve been the next Marlon Brando.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Or Hogan's best friend.

[@VeronikaGama]

That is true. Savages performance in spider man almost won him an Oscar.

[@amirpourghoureiyan1637]

OOH YEAH IT'S NOT PERSONAL, IT'S BUSINESS BROTHER. (PUNCH)

[@KClouisville]

I'm picturing Macho Man sitting next to Lanny Poffo in a car doing the "I could have been a contender" speech from On The Waterfront. "You were my brother Lanny. You should have watched out for me..."

[@A-Man79]

That would make Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels the next Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino.

[@T-Bag13]

He taught Muhammad Ali how to do "the shuffle" & how to cut promos.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

Hogan to Ali: "I don't really like you brothers, brother."

[@jcc3333]

😂😂😂

[@tjpetrucce8156]

Hulk Hogan as Juluis Caesar- "Et Tu Brute Beefcake?"

[@Am0ment0fB]

Hogan was gonna be the next John Wayne. But, he had to tour with Metallica that year. Ha.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

The Memory Remains ...

[@televiper11]

TBN- “The Bullshit Network,” indeed

[@plannein]

"How many shows do you know taped before a dead audience?" At least three: Dynamite, Rampage, and Collision

[@reillymcwriting]

What about that “I Quit” match in front of an empty audience between Rock and Mankind?

[@Shin-Blade]

Jim Cornette singing North To Alaska is so hilarious! 🤣

[@bigsteve8921]

"It's not a lie...If you believe it."

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

Seinfeld reference

[@PatrickWard-be7jd]

"People believe what they want to believe" Brain, "Pinky and the Brain"

[@jamesgroover4643]

True that Costanza 👌

[@greenbluntern1168]

"And then I bodyslam the universe and created life BROTHER!" - Hulk Hogan

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

The Big Brother Theory, brother!

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

“Get off your horse and take your vitamins, brother!”

[@42069LT]

"I told God to create light." - Hulk Hogan

[@MetalJT24]

Hogan: "Jesus was going to rise after 2 days but i said that doesn't work for me brother".

[@Luke7304]

Darkness don't work for me, brother.

[@malcomwestjason]

Imagine a ‘True Grit’ remake starring Hulk Hogan. I can’t stop laughing.

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"You must pay for everything in this world one way and another, brother."

[@mx80hound]

‘Suburban Commando’ is a remake of ‘McQ’

[@danielmankowski922]

I like that Brian mentioned the classic “JOCK ASS!” line from No Holds Barred bc we all know the real star was Kurt Fuller 😂

[@mrg8581]

Fuller Rules.

[@ravenlit]

Fuller was also in _Ghostbusters II,_ which was in theaters that same summer.

[@mrg8581]

@@ravenlit Yeah . He a good actor.

[@ravenlit]

@@mrg8581 Damn right he's a good actor. If I see Fuller's part of a movie, I know I'm going to have a good time.

[@mrg8581]

@@ravenlit Exactly.

"I am your father, Brother" -Dath Hogan.

[@JaceyMitchell]

Underrated comment 😂

[@gonzalogca4907]

"John 3:16 says that doesn't work for me, brother!"

[@Packersfan-us7lg]

John 3:16 actually says, " For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"

[@mistermann3225]

@@Packersfan-us7lg...and u know what Austin 3:16 says 😁....

[@joshuamccurry3675]

@@Packersfan-us7lgno one gives a shit

[@SChaos1701]

@@Packersfan-us7lgI think you missed the joke there.

[@WorldTravelA320]

​@@SChaos1701 be nice, anyone proclaiming to be a Packers fan is a little slow in the head

[@joemixon834]

Jim singing Johnny Horton lol

[@granapictures8042]

Please release an omnibus for The Lies of Hulk Hogan! 🤣🤣

[@kevinkidd7211]

😅😅😅

[@tristhekid]

Hulk is an old version of the kid who had the cool toy years before you did. Doesn’t have it any more though because he lost it

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

He knows a guy who works at the company though. He'll get an advanced prototype of the next model if he doesn't forget.

[@wulozhero6684]

I grew up with that kid. He didn't lose that toy, I took it and swapped it for a handful of bazooka joes that I shared with everyone but him.

[@pendafen7405]

Had trials at West Ham (that never happened)

[@RANDYandJHERI]

Also has a girlfriend in Canada, you don’t know her

[@MarsofAritia]

he's the unlce who works at nintendo lol

[@MiketheratguyMultimedia]

It's getting to the point that whatever story you joke about Hogan coming up with - no matter how farfetched - sounds like a story that Hogan would actually really tell. Next we'll be hearing that he freed the slaves while curing cancer on the moon.

[@xVallium917]

All while wrestling 400 days on and off brother

[@jordanhutton5787]

Worked a mixed tag with Harriet Tubman in the Carolina territory brother

[@ravenlit]

Wait, the moon had cancer? Well, I guess not anymore since Hogan cured it.

[@doubles7533]

Who remembers Santa With Muscles 🤣

[@hurrigame]

That's not gonna work for me, pilgrim...brother. -Terry Hulk Wayne

[@jamesdixon6332]

"I dug out the trench for the Grand Canyon in the 1800s when I detoured off of The Oregon Trail through Arizona, brother." ~Hulk Hogan~

[@punkrockgigs]

HULK HOGAN in O BROTHER, Where Art Thou BROTHER 😂😂

[@THE_Dodge_Morningstar]

😂I never heard "North to Alaska" before. My appreciation for being introduced to the ballad, outweighs the irritation and mild ear bleeding, from hearing Cornette "sing" it.

[@KevinWindsor1971]

"You didn't leg drop Liberty Valance".

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

"The bar is closed, Mister Meltzer, during voting."

[@thewrestlingshow]

That North To Alaska breakdown got me in tears pulling out my Johnny Horton album!! 😂

[@matsong5134]

When Jim said “HOLD UP PUMP THE BRAKES!” 😂😂

[@ericalbert9317]

I usually hate Jim's singing but knowing all the words to that Johnny Horton masterpiece was impressive

[@MrDagonOfTheDead]

*Maybe he meant John Wayne Bobbitt???

[@ZakkandtheJ]

Or John Wayne Gacy

[@Noah-fv6dt]

The Only thing I can think about when it comes to Suburbian Commando is it had the UNDERTAKER in it as one of the Bounty Hunters.

[@Defunct66666]

With his child like voice over: You're a dead man Ramsey!!!🤣

[@dstankalis]

And, yes I do remember the "Right Guard" commercial. Hogan painting some flowers, speaking in Faux "Queen's English"

[@chico1680]

Anything less would be uncivilized

[@nabinkhadka788]

Hulk hogan found America but George Washington said " Well it doesn't work for me brother"

[@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku]

He made America! American made.

[@ElDanteGraves]

Is it me or does the cover art for this give big Fallout New Vegas Vibes

[@IlluminatiReign]

Absolutely.

[@MarquisLeary34]

Caesar! NCR! Mr House! Whatcha gonna do when Courier mania and largest STR stats in the Mojave run wild on youuuu...

[@jordaneggers7289]

“HOLD UP, PUMP THE BRAKES…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Never change Jim

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

I love that you can hear Brian giggling in the background, when Jim says that; he knew exactly why those brakes had to be pumped so suddenly haha.

[@kaczok1985]

Suburban Commando gave the world one of cinema's great bad lines: "I was frozen today"

[@T-Bag13]

Little known fact, he owns TESLA.

[@mrg8581]

He created TESLA.

[@philliplenz2089]

Corny singing north to Alaska is fantastic

[@Rocker3829]

3:17 “which of course leads to the big baptism PPV” 🤣🤣🤣

[@montybruce6079]

"Hogan's war on the truth" I chuckled way too hard at that😂😂

[@accursedsidor8987]

Speaking of Suburban Commando, The Undertaker cameoed in that and was totally buried thanks to hitching his wagon into Hollywood on Hogan ☹

[@kennysnow7647]

He didn't cameo. It was a role in the movie lol

[@accursedsidor8987]

@@kennysnow7647 might have gotten a bigger payday cause of that but he's less than 10 min onscreen at best

[@herzkine]

thats a tenth of the whole movie back then​@@accursedsidor8987

[@WorldTravelA320]

Problem was that you hear Taker's real voice in that movie

[@hellgato777]

"A big mouth don't make a big man with the world's largest arms , brother" " Whatcha gonna do when Roostermania runs wild on you"? Hulk "Rooster Cogburn" Hogan 1972

[@cherrypopscile3385]

Jim Cornette Karaoke is the funniest recurring bit

[@ron3815]

No

[@nicholasm.5826]

Adlibbed a whole minute away from Brian 😭😭😭

[@antonionevels6595]

"You can't sing this long uninterrupted" 😂

[@WorldTravelA320]

I give Jim credit.... He sounds better than Taylor Swift

[@AshKetchum-br4lv]

"Luke, I am your brother." -Hulk Hogan

[@jmnyc212]

Attention Cornette's Collectibles: You need to commission a Suburban Commando Jim Cornette figure ASAP Funniest art in a while brother!

[@a.elliottstover7111]

Hearing Jim sing Johnny Horton is something…

[@Mike-id4kq]

Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Hulk Hogan.

[@Robman0908]

He trained Chuck as well as avenged Chuck by beating down Bruce. Dropped that giant elbow and inspired Chuck.

[@vict4451]

I thought he was blacklisted by Hollywood because he turned down a producer's advances..

[@simontabony]

Has anyone ever just gone up to hogan and screamed “you’re a liar! Goddamn liaaar!” In his face South Park style?

[@charlesstutesman7228]

Jim, your reference to North To Alaska complete with knowing the lyrics to the legendary Johnny Horton’s song has Put You Over to a level beyond Memphis, JCP, and WWF combined!

[@terenceheesch8351]

well, Hulk does have the racism that John Wayne was known for down so, yeah, maybe he could have been

[@frod79]

Well now i think we need a hogan hymnal with such revered and treasured songs such as " how great i art brother" and "The Old Rugged Leg Drop"

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

The hulk hogan war on truth is genius tbh😂

[@robdimambro1674]

"Get off your horse, drink your milk, say your prayers, eat your vitamins." - Hulk Hogan

[@marcodigirolamo5454]

If Jim never uses his "nicest guy in prison "line ever again...I wouldn't be mad.

[@tug1345]

Can anyone imagine Hogan doing anything close to Unforgiven 1992 lol

[@arthurvandalay9087]

I could see hogan hulking up and taking out little bill and his posse.

[@g7721]

Hogan taught Abe Lincoln to wrestle and gave him a top hat and an honesty baby face gimmick.

[@jameshagan2832]

He broke w/abe over the issue of ending slavery. That didn't work for me brother

[@g7721]

@@jameshagan2832 lol i laughed more at this than I should have lol

[@keithoneil9894]

"Courage is being scared to death but hulking up anyway."-Hulk Hogan

[@B_Bri_5150]

I popped when Jim asked: “What is he saying?!” 🤣

[@kelticink]

I'm a hogan guy since little kid. This stuff just adds to his story 😂

[@Robman0908]

That’s just it. He’s permanently in character. There is no going back.

[@kelticink]

@robrudd8537 like flair, they have become the characters. With hogan and all his tall show appearances, movies etc. Everyone wanted hulk not terry

[@EliC09]

We need an omnibus of Cornette singing, and Brian getting mad at him or cutting him off

[@jimmywashington7131]

Everytime someone says hulk hogan, I just think of that viral post of the dude from Boston selling a “vintage rare Whole Cogan action figure” 😂

[@Boyer316]

Hogan claiming that he got a blender but should've had the George Foreman grill is a classic so claiming Right Guard wanted him stinks.

[@SteveC484]

He missed the phone call brother

[@Tob1Kadach1]

Never knew I needed to hear Jim sing the North to Alaska theme by Johnny Horton 😂

[@tomh1593]

The only thing John Wayne and Hulk Hogan have in common is they have both used the N word.

[@basedelon]

You never have though.

[@vapeymcvape5000]

I can't wait for the inevitable anthology book of all of Hulk Hogan's brazen lies.

[@edwinseda897]

I’d pay for that

[@Northhax]

best show compilation ever, can't wait

[@ren17x50]

The only lie Hogan ever told us is constantly downplaying his greatness

[@hurgenflerg2133]

I like how he dropped the absolute whopper here that No Holds Barred was successful, and Jim and Brian didn't even call him on it because there was so much else going on.

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

A multi volume series

[@rocknroll6396]

John Wayne regularly called Hulk and asked his advice on how to play certain roles.

[@Ioweuaname]

This guy does not stop lying...it's amazing 😂

[@rayoutlaw4698]

Haven’t heard “North to Alaska” in a looooong time lol

[@JayJay-jn9ln]

“The only man Chuck Norris fears is Hulk Hogan”. - Terry Gene Bollea

[@AvoidTIMtation]

"Pump the brakes" after the John Wayne part has me in tears

[@soultheinterrogator]

Hogan said God wanted him to be his son, but he had too busy of a wrestling schedule to be the savior of man. 😂🤣😭💀