Jim Cornette Reviews Jon Moxley vs. Evil Uno on AEW Dynamite

From Episode 471 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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[@colinblaine3552]

“He looks like they took some fat guy from the Golden Corral, dressed him up in a Halloween costume and told him to go beat the piss out of a homeless guy under an overpass.” ~ Corney

[@nightcrawler2884]

"then fatass took his jacket off, and his boobs are bigger than half the female roster and his ass is wide enough to show a drive in movie on"

[@Kyphael]

That made me laugh my ass off too. I was almost blubbering.

[@dominushydra]

HE AIN'T LYING

[@matthewgonzales3970]

".....Started biting Moxley while wearing a mask that covered his mouth...." That not only cracked me up, but sums up everything that's wrong with AEW right now. After three years on the air, there's no excuse for that kind of Amateur Hour B.S.

[@carloscjr23]

You kidding? Their mark audience probably loved that, rotten wrestling for rotten audience.

[@williammitchell4417]

It reminds me of an old Ultraman show

[@bloodeagle6458]

​@@williammitchell4417hey ultraman was a good show well at least better than aewww

[@carloscolon3331]

It’s the indie fans that like this and those guys at whatculture

[@tysontomko]

Sometimes his mask does have an opening in the mouth

[@AceLopez1]

Evil Uno sure has spent a lot of time in the gym. I laughed when Corny called Uno "Pizzeria Uno." He looks like he's eaten a bunch of extra-large pizzas.

[@WarGhoulKharas]

I miss having a pizzeria uno in my town.

[@nickhughes8179]

​@@James-if3kc now that's Ishii-EEeeEEeeEEeeEE. There's a match. Baked Potato Brawl, Pizzaria Uno vs Ishii-EEeeEEeeEEeeEE.

[@BB-ed4om]

@@nickhughes8179 isheeeeee eee has an excuse he’s old and was in decent shape at one point.

[@donmeyers2631]

Hes much slimmer than he used to be but he still has titties.

[@GregHuffman1987]

The gym must have been planet fitness

[@michaellee8816]

One of my favourite parts was Sockface telling everyone Uno was unbeaten for 8 months like he was some kind of threat......

[@mauricioreal7384]

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing 😂😂

[@NeoDeXeno]

Question, Who's Sockface?

[@tempestfennac9687]

@@NeoDeXeno That's Excalibur. Regarding Michael's point, when was the last time Uno was even in a TV match?

[@williammitchell4417]

More than likely he didn't even have a Dark match in 8 months

[@ajgaming2445]

@@hxc7687 says the mark, oh wait you already know your a mark.

[@brianconnelly1238]

I've been a fan of Jon Dean Ambrose Moxley since 2010 and with all due respect to him, if you seen one Jon Moxley match, you've seen them all, the dude literally does the same match every single time

[@paulprimus1666]

And he bleeds in every match, how he hasn't had anemia yet we will never know.

[@eddyylfc5447]

Remember how much he used to use that clothesline where hed go in between the top and middle rope

[@steverogers2755]

He was better as dean ambrose, because he was midcard and his matches as ambrose were the far better. You can tell he had somebody in the back coaching him. Just watch ambrose vs owens last man standing, ambrose vs jericho extreme rules, ambrose vs hhh roadblock, ambrose vs styles TLC, ambrose vs rollins hell in a cell and ambrose vs corbin on SmackDown LIVE.

[@shawngreenidge3591]

Lol. I think that's what Bret Hart said about Ric Flair back in the day.

[@drg5352]

​@@shawngreenidge3591 And Harley Race. To be fair, they weren't wrong. Especially as he pushed into the 90's, many, if not most of Flair's matches were pretty much a skit. However, all you needed to do was look at his several matches with Ricky Steamboat, Barry Windham, Bret Hart, Randy Savage, and Terry Funk to realize he was capable of far far more. It's just that most of the time he didn't have to. He did the Ric Flair match much like Hulk Hogan did the Hogan match; because it was what sold tickets.

[@constablekennedy7705]

How Dave Meltzer & co gave Jon Moxley ‘Wrestler of the Year’ is beyond Me ….

[@slavaukraini1991]

Tony Khan + 💰💰

[@juniorkhomari1850]

It was voted for by his viewers. Also, he sorta said in the nicest way possible that Tony Khan isn't the booker of the year and mox shouldn't have been wrestler of the year

[@williammitchell4417]

Corny and Brian already trashed Meltzer for this 🤣😂

[@TriplomatX]

10:30 same opinion.

[@davemeltzers5starFNmullet]

Because Moxley is worthy of 5 stars, just like my mullet!

[@REVIVALFitness]

I’m convinced Mox is back on the booz. How else do you explain his directionless ring work and blading *literally* every week at this point?

[@kishoremb9809]

You're right. His facial redness and squinting of eyes is a dead giveaway

[@DannyBoy426]

Facts.

[@adarbarrush]

He botches sober or high...

[@juniorkhomari1850]

This is a little insulting given mox went through a lot to be clean

[@ayevince8857]

@@juniorkhomari1850 you can tell he been on that bottle lowkey I’ve seen it all too many times in my own lifetime puffy face n all

[@Wonkzzilla]

10:22 "No… No! Just No!" Brian's explanation of Mox. Pure Gold imho.

[@TriplomatX]

Now I want Jimmy Uso to say this on WWE to rib Moxley since we know WWE Superstars listen to Cornette.

[@DXCenaWWE4life]

When Bully Ray is telling Moxley to stop bleeding that should tell you something.

[@christopher5706]

I'm surprised he hasn't sued them for the barbwire tables claiming trademark infringement.

[@sinjin4563]

To answer Jim, the fanfare for Moxley exists only because they are carrying over from loving him as Dean Ambrose in WWE for so many years when Jim wasn’t watching.

[@Sky_Blaze]

And he sucked then! The shield overrated af.

[@steverogers2755]

@@Sky_Blaze I disagree, when jon moxley was Dean Ambrose he seemed more disciplined, his matches were okay and great on occasions. Just go back and watch him against owens, styles, corbin (on SmackDown LIVE), seth rollins (in 2014), jericho ( extreme rules) and against hhh at roadblock

[@MrRjh63]

Which is funny cause they are so anti WWE but love guys from there.

[@drg5352]

@@steverogers2755 So when paired with guys who are really solid to great, he could have better matches? Put me with an in his prime Great Muta and we'll have a classic. Doesn't mean I'm much of a wrestler, but the Great Muta most definitely was able to carry even a jabroni like myself to a great match. Styles, Jericho a decade ago, and Rollins can probably carry me to a decent match, even if they aren't Muta (not many that are on that level).

[@steverogers2755]

@@drg5352 I mean I get your point but there's something wrong about it, just can't figure it out. Maybe phrase it differently?

[@6ANUR34DT81S]

As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I knew this was gonna be a certified Jim classic 🤣

[@dankelly5150]

This past Wednesday’s Dynamite sucked ! 🤮

[@romerocharite5607]

I was waiting for this from Wednesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaellee8816]

Amazing how many AEW fiascos happen where your brain goes "Can't wait to hear what Corny thinks......"

[@aliciasimmons8473]

Yes I'm very much one of them lol

[@Ajr5691]

Only reason I try and watch every Wednesday is to be able to follow along with Corny ranting

[@adamcummings4060]

Other than mjf, it's the only reason I watch that nonsense.

[@JoshDanielAnglo]

I cried when Jon Moxley said "its Moxley time" then blades everywhere, truly one of the wrestlers of all time...

[@tinmandlyte]

Ladies and gentlemen, wrestler of the year, Jon Moxley...

[@carloscolon3331]

I literally side it a awhile ago that mox has that blade ready for his forehead.

[@cHriiSzbEe]

@@tinmandlyte According to Uncle Dave

[@johnwade7963]

Wait…..whar😂😂😂😂

[@chrisradzion2148]

Brian and Corny need to total the average of how long into a match he goes before bleeding. Its Moxin’ time!!!!

[@johnnyray3836]

My first thought when I tuned in was "Wow! Shark Boy really let himself go!"

[@LoneWolfed]

Corny's description of these fkn bums cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brokencigarette3017]

The real main event is this video.

[@TriplomatX]

It sounds better than I imagine the match would be.

[@savievere9759]

Wth did Uno cut to bleed THAT much. Also, Moxley just can't help himself blading at the very end

[@PatrickMaliha]

As God is my witness, the first thing I said when Evil Uno’s shirt came off was, “OH MY GAWD! It’s Rich Evans!!” 😂😂😂 (For those of you who don’t know, Google the name and RLM and you will plotz).

[@mooper11]

Me watching a Moxley garbage match: "This is borderline experimental"

[@RationalGaze.BingChillin]

Pizzeria Uno Is still one of the most epic burials ever.

[@adarbarrush]

This match made me even more grateful there's a brock lesnar and gunther

[@adarbarrush]

@@James-if3kc I hope that gets cancelled or its to further a bigger story and brock squashes that giant González 2.0

[@XombieLejon66]

@@James-if3kc still holding out hope its a swerve and Bobby ambushes Brock and replaces Almost in the match

[@wolfmountford8740]

@sb115 Eeew You said "swerve" like you think it's a cool thing to say 🤡

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

This dude blades every match now.

[@TriplomatX]

Kicking one addiction for another.

[@TomFoolery350]

I used to like the guy but now I'm convinced that he is a complete idiot. Can't remember the last time he had a good match and the nonstop blading is just ridiculous.

[@andybunn5780]

He needs an emo gimmick

[@TriplomatX]

@@andybunn5780 he is an "emo gimmick". lol full of emotions, piss, snot, & vinegar for no reason but his own.

[@SairajRKamath]

2:39 Jim almost described Bartolo Colon with that sentence 😂

[@rowdyjohnnada952]

Lol

[@OhhSooSicc]

Exactly who I was thinking of when he said that ! 😂

[@Teddy42O]

@@OhhSooSicc Or David Wells 🤣

[@sickboy703]

​@@Teddy42O Cecil Fielder, Babe Ruth

[@Am0ment0fB]

Hey, Bart hit a homerun. Uno never even drew a walk. Ha.

[@keithyw]

at this stage, i think AEW's only benefit in existing is to provide us with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 reviews from Corny and Last. Actual wrestling itself depresses me these days to watch so I can at least look forward to a good few laughs and quotes from Corny after these parodies for wrestling occur.

[@Kriegsbeil5577]

AEW was *amazing* for a few years. When the Trampoline children from Caifornia brought in the "Bad Brothers" (who've never entertained anybody) and decided to kiss men on TV every week while trying to steal Michael Hayes' shtick in 2021, that was it. That was the downturn of the momentum. It's such a freakin' joke now. Over half the roster doesn't belong on TV.

[@elc1960]

Dammit, don't give them any ideas...they'll probably try to book a Tom Servo and Crow tag team! Managed by Gypsy yet!

[@Kriegsbeil5577]

@@elc1960 Excalibur: "its! Its Tom Servo!!! He was recently in the Shibuya-Gun Wrestling Federation in Japan! I cant believe what we're seeing!!"

[@anthonymackey222]

When I used to like watching baseball, one of my favorites was David Wells, he was a complete throwback. He even brought Babe Ruth's uniform and wore it while pitching for the Yankees.

[@funklestiltskin6140]

It’s a crying shame to see AEW, a promotion that was once so promising, turn into a slightly less awful version of late 00s TNA.

[@EastCoastKody]

Uno hadn't had a match on TV in what....a year and a half? Why would anyone care about this match? That's like Seth Rollins facing Titus O'Neil in a random RAW main event. Everyone would be like wtf is this? Moxley did a comeback what 5 seconds after a 300lb man cannon-balled off the top rope to the floor onto him? Even more egregious moxley started his comeback and wins the match just 15 seconds after taking 2 good looking piledrivers. Insanity

[@railtracer8089]

Titus O'Neil gave us the worlds slide he's good in my books

[@pignoramous]

1:05 had me in convulsions what an image. The sheer amount of blood in that match too, it's almost beyond satire

[@OhTotallyFTW]

The way Cornette insults uno haha

[@snarkyguy2657]

Loved the Vogelbach reference by Brian...

[@frod79]

Vogie looking svelte out there..

[@nickhughes8179]

Daniel Vogelbach and Alejandro Kirk are built like and run like Babe Ruth.

[@internet201]

_Adam Page warned Uno. This is now part of wrestling history._ *END OF LINE.*

[@LemoncookieTV]

Imagine booking Steve Austin vs Naked Mideon in the main event of RAW in 2000

[@eamonwright7488]

Lol 😂

[@jorgebarrera2165]

That would’ve been a slow night with only 7 million viewers

[@MatthewSmith-nc3vg]

Austin had an excuse why his in ring ability was minimal. I wish Jim would review Dean Ambrose on Austin's show that aired on the network, that's the beginning of the decline of Ambrose in WWE. Then it was showing up drunk for the HOF and then getting squashed by Lesnar the next day

[@danielhicks4826]

I just cant believe how much he aged, at least he looked and sounded cool there on Austin show now he looks 50.

[@24magiccarrot]

The interview was partially Austin's fault though. He was asking questions that if Ambrose/Moxley answered honestly he would have been fired on the spot.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@24magiccarrot No, stop that excuse. If Ambrose did not wanted to answer he should have told Austin to knock it off instead of getting shy like a high school girl. Also, everything that Ambrose said during that interview was proven false with time. Junkie is just delusional about his skills.

[@24magiccarrot]

@@RandalfElVikingo It's easy to come up with the right thing to say with 7 years of hindsight, rather than in the spur of the moment when you are trying not to lose your job, and be polite to someone you respect.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@24magiccarrot If I could find comments I made about the same topic when it was fresh new you would notice I was saying the same thing. Solomonster was actually crying about that whole interview and he said "Imagine if Bruno Sammartino told Austin to not use vulgar language to get over" and his argument was that Austin would have gotten angry. If Austin was in a position like that, he would have verbally destroyed Sammartino, unlike Ambrose than can't barely cut a promo, let alone respond to valid criticism. The interview was thought to put Ambrose over, yet he really does not know how television or marketing works. If he would have took advantage of the situation he would've turned into a megastar, but he lacks it.

[@taylork7530]

Wrestler of the Year. Nothing Roman did could ever touch this. *In case it’s not clear, this is sarcasm so heavy that Mark Henry couldn’t pick it up.*

[@Lolifejig]

Brian Lass the “METS FAN” doesnt remember when the Mets were parading around 50yr old Bartolo Colon..wow ok

[@BuChan89]

Did Corny unironically describe Bartolo Colon? 🤣 (I say that as a fan)

[@jorgebarrera2165]

That’s a power hitter right there

[@Stevenirons]

Comparing the mudhole stomps to moxley is blasphemy

[@danielcraig4974]

Awww!! Jim don't be upset Riiiiihhhooooo is back this Wednesday

[@Robby_C]

The only reason Moxley is this popular is because he was considered one of the top guys in WWE and he was one of the first to tell WWE to go f- themselves... so in the eyes of the AEW fans he's like Wrestling Robin Hood.

[@OrieosBlackDesert]

"It looked like they took some fat guy from Golden Coral, dressed him up in a Halloween outfit, and told him to go beat the piss out of a homeless guy under an overpass" is my new favorite Cornette quote.

[@philly_sports1558]

The scenario Jim described was literally Dan Vogelbach 😂

[@antatomik]

Well Jim loved the 2 piledrivers but hated when it got a 2 count.

[@evilshadow8761]

I like how with the barbwire fist, Hangman tried to punch Claudio with his back turned but Claudio no sold it because Page punches too much like a pussy for Claudio to notice.

[@bigglilwayne7050]

"His breasts were bigger than half the female roster, I was afraid he'd black his eyes when he was running the ropes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@armandogomez2677]

As soon as Jim asked milkshake was playing in my head

[@jjlt92]

Whoever makes these creative ass graphics is my hero. You're doing God's work

[@TheMistaRich]

This particular episode of Dynamite was very nearly the straw that broke the camels back as far as my patience with AEW goes.

[@DekesDiveClub]

I've been waiting for Corny to review this mudshow matchup

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

The amount of blood made me uncomfortable... Both people bladed themselves incorrectly. I thought about Eddie Guerrero & was like c'mon guys.... Stop it.

[@stewartfennell8926]

Uno is the only wrestler to go topless after he gains more weight

[@ricgonzalez6081]

I’m in tears listening to this 😂😂😂

[@AmericanWrathchild]

This was a fucking MAIN EVENT on national television? But..but.....why?

[@BigDnotimpressed]

That feel when Moxley wasn't the one who bled......

[@captain-brickhead8317]

I wrote on the F4W channel that I was done with Dynamite after seeing this main event and got told to watch Bray Wyatt instead by a AEW dork - The lengths they go to, to defend their trash product when they know it’s garbage - truly astound me. Absolute melts.

[@gm2998]

Both products are trash, but with little exceptions WWE is barely watchable for me, at least AEW have better in-ring work (not this match, of course).

[@AcornSmokes420]

All elite wokeness is mainly a democrat liberal fools as fans!!! I only watch clips of wwe on KZbin but I watch impact wrestlin, and mlw, I been a fan of wwf since 1997-2019 hell in a cell

[@carloscolon3331]

@@gm2998 mox vs uno was probably the worst in ring match ever

[@gm2998]

@Golden Iolaire Tell this to the bookers and people who work on television, not to me. I don't care about ratings.

[@gm2998]

@@carloscolon3331 One of the worst for sure, even compared to some what I saw on indies.

[@sbz88]

Moxley was reeeeally close to having his first match without bleeding. Then the ending with Page happened 😂😂😂.

[@WarGhoulKharas]

The CM Punk squash had no blood. But then again it was 2 minutes and he didn't have the time to blade himself.

[@JayWhiteMadden]

I hadn’t thought about the fact that the Combat Club has no real reason to be in Blackpool anymore. 🤣

[@adamcummings4060]

Austin had amazing matches for years. He proved he could go. He had to do the brawling style after the broken neck. He wouldnt have done it if he didnt have to

[@jonathandenatale6878]

I checked in on the last 15 minutes, couldn't believe what I was looking at

[@youngbuck189]

I refuse to watch garbage so I skipped this match. However, that is not Evil Uno's fault. I like Evil Uno, he's a good promo, a good manager or third wheel to a group. He has something. Why he chooses to wrestle shirtless boggles my mind. Wear the vest, keep the look tight. Problem is with this match is Evil Uno means nothing, Dark Order means nothing. Whatever post Brodie Lee passing energy they had was wasted and dissipated years ago. Johnny Hungy, who was over and has a good gimmick, is paired with a charisma vacuum put a blue dot on his head goofball in Reynolds. So they can never get over, they will be job squad for life. TK could have put Preston Vance or The Butcher with Johnny Hungry, make a more believable team of big-little man, maybe even lean into the comedy aspect of Hungy. No, better keep with him blue dot head Reynolds. So this match meant nothing, because the participant meant nothing. As for Bleeder, he means about as much as Dark Order at this point and I've become accustomed to fast forwarding any segment or match he is in.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

They highlight of the group was Harper dying. It's sad because that was the only engaging thing AEE could produce until Punk arrived.

[@joemixon834]

What will happen because of this week's rating you will see a lot more orange Cassidy and dark order because it validated them to Tony Kahn.

[@nysportsfan2576]

I just knew Vogelbach would be mentioned 🤣

[@tonyslicer7399]

This match made Jon Moxley wrestler of the year for 2023 ..fuk it might as well...right Dave lol

[@Brando-Lee3725]

Jims opening description of this match cracks me up ! So much so I feel bad for Uno ! Yeah and Mox too I guess . But I truly think If the Dark Order hadn't been portrayed so shitty since almost day one , Uno could've been ok ! Yeah I know I'm gonna be in the minority here . But I've see him have good matches . Just not many in AEW . I can say the same for Mox . When John first left WWE he went to Japan , wore tights and did actual good wrestling believe it or not ! It didn't last long . Which always pissed me off because I liked THAT Moxley ! He was a serious badass BUT he wrestled ! I wish he would've stayed that guy , then pull out the hardcore brawling and bleeding when he needed to . But that ship has sailed ! I wish Jim had seen him in that brief light But hey , that's just my opinion .

[@rosswatson3993]

Forget Evil UNO, more like Evil Dos with those two mommy milkers in that Mets uniform

[@VFL8877]

Cornette is the man!!!

[@virusINJUSTICE]

This match makes no sense. Cool moves, but then the two piledrivers and Mox still kicks out? That just removes all believability.

[@theneedfulniche]

When's the last time AEW or WWE had a match where the pin was achieved with a move that wasn't a roll-up or the wrestlers finisher?

[@Sky_Blaze]

@@theneedfulniche aew done it 1 or twice...WWE same..but they always go for roll ups thinking it's protecting the other person when really it makes them look even weaker as much as it's been done.

[@deyampert3738]

I was surprised Uno was only announced at 224lbs!?? Im 265lbs and he makes me look like Bobby Lashley! 🤣

[@nathanaguiar7264]

Stu Grayson actually got a big NJPW contract last I heard.

[@TheAbsurdist86]

I've been waiting patiently for this!

[@chrisradzion2148]

I kinda liked the Dean Ambrose “Lunatic Fringe” character in WWE. I think they could have done more with it. Moxley in AEW though… is there a match where he doesn’t bleed? I now make bets- how long into the match before Moxley bleeds? I’m surprised he still does that; I know he did the garbage “death match” wrestling, but that was before WWE. The guy was out for almost a year because of a MRSA infection. I don’t think I would risk getting another one of those, slicing my forehead open twice a week.

[@Tigerdriver91Academy]

This match was such a sloppy mess. Sad to think it was the main event.

[@krispykreme3176]

Honestly thought Uno gave Moxley one of the better 5 or so minutes of a match until the really flat ending which was a typical Moxley finish. The physique was shockingly bad but other than that slapping Mox the week prior and having a brutal short collision was better than expected by a mile

[@schizotronic]

Saw the thumbnail and thought somehow Frank The Tank got involved in AEW

[@thegarygnushow7921]

Pizza Uno is shaped just like Heyman

[@pietro1827]

David Ayres is a Zamboni driver and came in to help beat the Toronto Maple Leafs, only exception lol

[@ian0143]

This storyline could of been fine, it's not, it's awful. Moxley went from being the guy in the Shield who looked like he could be a star, to guy that looks like crap and wrestles like a crack addict. My favourite part of this whole storyline is where Hangman is cutting yet another promo about wanting to beat Moxley when the Dark Order come from nowhere and Uno starts treating Hangman like he's their bitch. Who the fucks books like this?

[@max__p1765]

Please give Pizzeria some credits. How many 1200 lbs-guys have you ever seen doing a Swanton to the outside *lol* Seriously. Of course it was for the Mox-Hangman-Feud but I don´t mind, if in a weekly for once in his life an beneath-guy also gets a spot in the Main Event. He worked the style Mox wants to do, so it might be forgotten next week anyway.

[@taylork7530]

You know when the commentators get physical as well, and even have feuds matches on PPV? JR has even done it a few times. I dare Tony, in the cynical way possible, to book Excalibur in a feud leading to a PPV match. The rants from Jim and Brian, as a result, would just be an added bonus.

[@EmmettXIV]

They should get the commentators involved in a match. It hasn't been done yet in AEW

[@Jason10BB]

I immediately thought about Cornette the moment Uno took his shirt off

[@Tom_TheDon]

The Legend that is “Pizzeria Uno”

[@skooobz]

Take a shot everytime mox blades in his matches.

[@TiffanyRyeMarston]

to be fair that does sound like someone the mets would draft

[@LemoTetson]

Golden Corral! Didn’t Corny and Bolin do some Q&As/autograph signings at a Louisville GC a few years ago? 2017 I’m thinking?

[@iamlupy8733]

Here’s your daily reminder from Jim that when it comes to wrestling , Jon Moxley is one hell of a plumber.

[@flynnwalker5737]

As soon as I saw them big moobs jiggle I knew it would be an instant classic

[@joshuadaniels4034]

I’m mad that they copied the stone cold v Bret ending.

[@Trunks7500]

PIZZABOY UNO

[@TriplomatX]

Are the Dark Order even worth having book on your AEW Dynamite when nobody wants to stay in the Dark Order?

[@AFCole-uu3rv]

Tony watched the Mass Transit incident, then booked this as a tribute

[@klawstecno2083]

Moxley started in AEW in a very good shape,wtf happened with his body? He isn't drinking anymore, shouldn't he look better?

[@bloodeagle6458]

He's probably off the wagon u cant kick an addiction in a couple of months it takes years

[@Sky_Blaze]

Dude just b3cause people say their sober there's a big chance they arent..you fans take words to heart to much. He clearly is still drinking and wrestlers in aew are held to the standards of aew. Look at Cody dude looks shredded in wwe in aew he had a belly. Compare Dean ambrose big arms in wwe compared to the skinny limbs they are now. This all falls on tony khan not being an actual boss and getting the most out of his talent.

[@genosynca]

​@@Sky_Blaze Cody before the injury had more bulk and less definition but he was still in great shape. Since coming back he's more cut than before and still retained some size.

[@TheAtlantaThrasher]

I know that one of Evil Uno's wishes for the near future was to start wrestling without a shirt on again. I'm a HUGE guy, not in the fit sense either. But, the fact that he finally did it means a lot. Is he Brian Cage? No. But, we've seen Rick Flair without a shirt on more times than my therapist cares to recall. I'm glad that he got the confidence to go out there and do it.

[@revment]

I dunno man, I'm a fat guy too and it kinda pissed me off that this guy gets paid to be athlete and doesn't really seem like he's trying to pretend to be an athlete. If I got paid to wrestle and part of my work schedule is literally supposed to be working out, I'd be in a lot better shape than Uno is. Hell, I'm already in better shape than Uno is and I sit at a desk most of the day.

[@TheAtlantaThrasher]

@@revment I would say that most people in their current jobs don't strive to be the best at their current jobs. So, I'm not going to judge. Also, I heard in a documentary about Yokozuna that he actually strived to be the heaviest wrestler. Most of us remember Dusty Rhodes and the Big Boss Man fondly. During much of their careers, Evil Uno was in better shape than they were. That's the beauty of wrestling. Vince wanted those comic book 7 foot tall supermen. That kept people like Eddie Guerrero down for years. Heck, even those guys who spend every second in the gym, like Brian Cage, can't get fully boosted to the top. He's putting in the reps. Why not him? Probably because he's missing something. We all like to be arm chair coaches. But, if we honestly look in the mirror, our bosses get what they pay for. Many of us aren't going to life a finger more than we have to, because that's what our contract/job descriptions are.

[@revment]

@@TheAtlantaThrasher Dusty had a charisma unmatched, Yokozuna was something else and he was imposing and beastly. Uno is neither of these things. You're also talking about a completely different era in wrestling. The modern-era is lead by actual athletes that strive to be at their peak form. Look at Gunther. He was a scary mean fat dude that could've stuck to it but he has become a prime athlete and his transformation has only made him more believable and intimidating. Gunther is putting guys like Uno to shame. If Uno doesn't tighten that shit up I don't see him ever evolving past his current role.

[@thesorrow7499]

i wish the Billionaire's kid would hire a dietitian for that poor fella, he clearly needs help

[@juniorkhomari1850]

This inexplicably kept viewers and I don't know how

[@michaelaker1621]

Moxley was in the WWE system for years. Their matches are all repetition and the same spots. Its in his DNA.

[@crazypretzel1012]

Imagine The Undertaker blading for Funaki in a match lol

[@danw4490]

I agree! Moxley is the worst wrestler of the year. He bleeds in every match and he's gross to watch. I can't stand him.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

This was the last place I expected to hear a Daniel Vogelbach name drop

[@megawatt9242]

I DVR AEW and watch on Thursdays. Typically I can watch what I want in a half hour or so. I didn’t even bother with this one.

[@btipton6899]

Same here.

[@kishoremb9809]

I'm convinced mox is back on the sauce. The facial redness and squinting of eyes is a dead giveaway

[@TriplomatX]

Kicked one addiction for another.

[@kishoremb9809]

@@TriplomatX it's sad man..that dude is a multi-millionare and he frankly doesn't need to do this shit. He has a young child and wife at home and he's just reckless

[@TriplomatX]

@@kishoremb9809 I notice a lot of those "Death Match" Wrestlers bleed, not just to get over, but to kick a high of bleeding. Its the new age sl1ting the wrist, just getting praised to do it versus getting damned.

[@kishoremb9809]

@@TriplomatX mox definitely has CTE. Pay attention to his promo next time. Same speech pattern as the bank addicted drug robber 🤣🤣

[@bloodeagle6458]

He needs to take a long break away sort his shit out and retire healthy so he can raise his kid and be with his family

[@durden2480]

Just the idea of Moxley, Uno, and Page in a whole segment, should make anyone never watch that promotion again. Pathetic

[@FrancisJFox]

LOVE THE DUSTY IMPRESSION..!!