Jim Cornette's Epic Rant on Kenny King

[@ziggward9194]

He couldn’t draw a dollar if you gave him a green crayon

[@FreneticZetetic]

Or fifteen cents in Chinese money lol

[@SirManfly]

I find Kenny King to be a boring wrestler !! 🙄

[@mharris5047]

It sounds like Kenny King's word isn't worth a single Russian ruble and right now (as of April 2022) a ruble is worth less than one US cent. Maybe he can get a job making Whoppers for $15 an hour at his local Burger King but don't believe him when he says he agrees to the week's work schedule. What next, Kenny King going to work for Vinnie Mac, Stephie and HHH, conning them into putting the WWE World Championship belt on him and holding Wrestlemania hostage next year for an extra $500K and a week long date with Stephie?

[@adamirishconundrum851]

He couldn't draw flies with a mouth full of horse shit. WOOOOO

[@maryheim-hancock8625]

Steff would break his wiener

[@Ramekink]

22:13 "He couldnt draw a goddamn fucking dollar bill if you'd gave him a green crayon" still kills me every single time HHAHAHHAA

[@rogeredmonds373]

"Kenny King couldn't whip Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin for real if he had a goddamn AK-47 in his hands" I love Cornette so much. He spits fire with truth.

[@moviereviewsbyjoshbuck4879]

“ TNA is so broke they can’t pay attention “. That’s hysterical.

[@SirManfly]

Kenny King is a boring wrestler and I don’t see what these companies see in this guy? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@EscapeArt15]

- Mr. Krabs (probably)

[@ismithy147]

@@SirManfly just another body I guess?

[@nicolekestner185]

That's wrestling in general today

[@tobysgamingworld1550]

@@EscapeArt15it’s an old southern saying. Another, my favorite, is “I’m so broke I’d have to fart to make a (s)cent”

[@richardsellars8942]

I get the impression that Jim doesn't like Kenny

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

You have to listen carefully, but I believe that is the gist of it.

[@freezetasticvoyage19]

You think?

[@lemankurtz8950]

Who does?

[@KingJaymo2k11]

Not anymore apparently

[@Antiguan2222]

Yeah ikr i don't know why but theres something about what hee was saying that gave that impression too but i can't quite pinpoint what that was 🤔🤔

[@thadanzwiggler]

"Jim Cornette's Epic Rant on " will ALWAYS get a view from ME.

[@myquest666420]

Tom Henesey I can’t stomach any wrestling that’s on television, but I’ll always check out Cornette burying anyone. He could bury me and I’d listen

[@charleswilliams4475]

Ditto here bro lol

[@myquest666420]

Tom Henesey I quit watching when they botched the invasion angle and I’ve never gotten back into it. I think that was right around 2001-2002

[@babarazamsucks]

Count me in as a part of this club.

[@joeuribe8866]

Isn’t always interesting how the subjects of his rants never have a retort. Cornette straight ethers folks.

[@ThePrizzn]

Cornette has to be the most entertaining podcast ive picked up recently. Dont always agree with him but love the way he speaks his mind and owns it.

[@dozzrecord6101]

Well put brother brother.

[@jamirimaj6880]

He's really the microcosm of what he preaches in promos in wrestling: it's not what you say, but how you say it.

[@MyronCotton]

Gggggggg​@@jamirimaj6880

[@nicolekestner185]

Love corny hate his sidekick though

[@SystemsEndGame]

LMAOOOOO couldn't draw 15 cent in Chinese money

[@freezetasticvoyage19]

Or monopoly money.

[@jamesheath7601]

I could listen to Jim all day he’s so funny 😂

[@rayhs1984]

Cornette and Kenny King have been Twitter feuding all morning. It's pretty hilarious.

[@TheJaviferrol]

"Hes probably got kids all over America" LOL

[@TheBriceKennedy]

The Beat Off Clan!!!!

[@milosmods]

You had me at Jim cornette's epic rant it doesn't matter who it is it's going to be great

[@ACanOfBakedBeans]

I can't even name a three star Kenny King match

[@MrT571]

@Vigilante Club_AC 9999999999999999

[@SonofNaoya]

Bryan Danielson carried him to a decent match. Not a 3 star but a good 2 star.....

[@ShimSladyBrand]

@@SonofNaoya Bryan Danielson could carry a rotting corpse to a decent match, that’s not saying much

[@SonofNaoya]

@@ShimSladyBrand Was playing Devil's Advocate, no true wrestling fan would possibly believe that Kenny King could have a good match.

[@NWOtion]

Daniel bryan is an overrated small guy with three moves that arent impressive

[@davidemays7862]

Did Corny ever mention that King was a mark for himself?

[@emilysanders3638]

LMBO!!!!. I think so. LMBO!!!!

[@cwatson42785]

I read this right when Corny was saying it......Again.

[@Kam8838]

I dont think so. I wish he wouldve touched on the fact that he's a preliminary draw as well

[@betvro6147]

@@Kam8838 he did towards the beginning of the rant

[@tedoverholt156]

He couldn't draw 15 cents in chinese money.....HILARIOUS

[@patrickboian8545]

That mic quality compared to now is hilarious.

[@Deadpool_64]

In his picture he looks like a generic wrestler from create a superstar mode in a WWE game.

[@sebastianb.3978]

My created wrestler in whatever 2k game I got rotting away in my library has more character than this wet towel.

[@kellijones6481]

Kenny King: “I thought it was a good deal when I agreed to it, but I’ve talked to other people since then who said it wasn’t a good deal so I can’t honor it” I’d be willing to bet half a year’s salary that the “other people” Kenny talked to was Austin Aries, who was in TNA at the time

[@nielcarpnava]

or maybe Steen and Generico because they hate Corny

[@kellijones6481]

@@nielcarpnava That’s possible, I suppose. But both Steen and Generico were with ROH at the time, and despite their dislike for Corny, there’s an old saying that goes “don’t shit where you eat”, so I can’t really see either one of them approaching a guy who was a current champion in Ring of Honor and talk him into joining a rival promotion without dropping the ROH belt first, which would hurt the company they work for because it would devalue ROH as a whole. It would make them seem second rate to TNA because you’d have a current ROH tag champion decide they’d rather go to a different company and didn’t care about the title they were holding in ROH. Plus if it was them, there was always that chance of Cornette finding out about it, which would bring heat to both Steen and Generico from not just Jim but everyone else in ROH. It just made more sense for it to be someone like Aries, he was with TNA at the time, he didn’t like Cornette either, and Kenny King is a friend of his.

[@jessiepalermo7234]

I like how Cornette says Kenny like Cartman. "Kinney" lol

[@troy801]

I noticed 🤣

[@jgrj52]

Is your profile picture the Netscape navigator icon?

[@jessiepalermo7234]

Yes lol. Vintage web browser 😂@@jgrj52

[@asoncalledvoonch2210]

"He couldn't draw 15 cents in Chinese money." 😂

[@dannyjohnson6323]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say...Who is Kenny King?

[@bradw3153]

Karma is a bitch, cuz I've only heard of KK when Cornette buries him😅

[@megamarsonic]

Cornette: "He had never been over. He had never drawn a fucking dime." Mike Graham: *bursts through the wall Kool-Aid Man style* Did somebody say "dime!?"

[@The73MPL4R]

Take a shot every time Jim calls Kenny King a preliminary wrestler and a mark for himself

[@EscapeArt15]

Stop! We’re all dead.

[@gothard5]

no

[@slayerde440]

Ftyhcdhk!

[@kylek9684]

No lmao ! I was on the bus today and randomly started thinking about when Jim says "mother fucker... MOTHER FUCKER!" at 22:44 and I actually laughed out loud for a sec

[@nathantturnert1631]

Lol

[@Twysthor]

Like Jim wasn’t talking to us anymore, it sounded like Kenny was in fromt of him 😂

[@kylek9684]

@@Twysthor Exactly lmao. He just went into rage mode and imagined Kenny was there.

[@DNAsGhostzHouze]

Nah Jim, I'd bring Kenny back and proceed to make him job to everyone on the roster.

[@PuddletownDave]

Shelton Benjamin was one of the best workers ever and should have been world champion. A class act. Kenny King couldnt carry his ring gear bag. No comparison in any way. F kenny king.

[@thatpart]

This is my #2 Cornette apoplectic audio (#1 being Russo, naturally)

[@inkyghost4917]

Jay H ...but when Russo challenged him to a public debate, he ran.....

[@thatpart]

Inky Ghost My comment was in appreciation of the audio only. Not an opinion piece about who/what/why in the Russo saga :)

[@inkyghost4917]

So......

[@thatpart]

+Inky Ghost... SoDef?

[@mikepeterson764]

His two Tim Horner rants are pretty good too.

[@drunkensailor112]

Final 55 seconds is best thing on KZbin. 22:42

[@dinos6231]

Jim is wrestling royalty. 2nd best manager ever behind the brain

[@zlinedavid]

Agree. Heenan is the best, hands down. Corny is 2nd and Heyman 3rd. They are/were brilliant off the cuff with a mic in their hand.

[@Jaxon23294]

Can't believe they were actually called the "All Night" Express....C'mon Jim......

[@megamarsonic]

+Joshua Smith "Coming down to the ring, it's PEE!"

[@connordripps1480]

I don't think Jim came up with the tag team name

[@rcward]

When Jim says "Kenny," I can't help but hear Carman from South Park. "Kenay" Kills me

[@craftyssg4475]

cartman not carmen

[@allwightallwong5045]

Carman?

[@troy801]

Same 😂

[@jessiepalermo7234]

Car Man

[@WolfieRich1]

I'd pay so much money to have Cornette in my wrestling company.

[@ajstyles7961]

I would sell Vince Mcmahon my soul for Jim cornette to be back in WWE

[@gojenson]

I'd pay for his insurance and an IV of sprite to consistently go into his blood stream.

[@warshipsatin8764]

and you'd run your business into the ground

[@Adrian21]

I can listen Jim Cornette bury deserving people all day!

[@old4newendz]

I never get tired of listening to this over and over again !!!

[@WeHeardHimSay]

I think he killed Kenny

[@RailroadJerk]

Glad to have this where it's supposed to be! I started listening to Corny's podcast because of this rant, but some other dude had uploaded it to KZbin.

[@thatpart]

Allan Lorde The channel - Jim Cornette's Talking Sense - is endorsed by JC/TBGL and approved by them

[@johndoe-cp6hj]

22:44 Always cracks me up!!!

[@GlobalEnigma64]

I literally come back to this video for that part now. It’s when he said m*****f***** I read it in bold letters 🤣🤣

[@Pieslops_The_Cyclops]

@@GlobalEnigma64 same, I just came back after years cause I think that's the best delivery of MF I've ever heard

[@6ANUR34DT81S]

That made me laugh so hard that I had to run to the bathroom lmao

[@LigerFan]

So what sort of hoops did K. King have to jump through, how many fences did he have to jump over, limbo set ups did he have to go under, and how many hinders did he have to kiss to get back in RoH?!

[@MoxyOh]

Presumably it just took Jim and anyone else with a sour taste in their mouth leaving the company.

[@TrippyTheShroom]

Man, I cant even state how much better the podcast is with Brian Last lmao

[@SMJay357]

Gotta agree he's got this "too cool" attitude that is so damn annoying

[@welowee7610]

22:42 LoL that escalated quickly

[@thatguynickrubio1654]

The BeatOff Crew LMFAOOOOOO gotta love Cornette

[@Austin-31557]

Cornette Could Rant About The Colors Of The Rainbow & It Would Be Entertaining

[@William180-s9e]

Kenny King couldn’t have a match without a pole slappin him in the Nuts

[@paridi4093]

It's always someone who is named "Kenny" who ruins corporations

[@Wwesvr11bestprojects]

PARIDI Except for the great Brother of buscuits and gravy, father of The prince Chris bolín, founder of the Bolin Fundation, former manager of John Cena , Brock Lesnar’s reason of jealousy, holder of the longest Jim Cornett’s friendship ever(44 years) the first “King” and 2017 Class of the Hall of Fame mentioned The Star Maker @Kennybolin

[@RBlair69]

Ol' Biscuits & Gravy Razer!

[@michaelscott1658]

Have always loved Cornette - he was 2nd best heel manager in his era next to only the greatest of all time: Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Jim & his tennis racket with the instantly recognizable sequined red slipcase were 2nd only to the man's razor-sharp wit & golden promo skills...he could whittle any opposing team to shreds with his barbs & insults. Definitely one of the top heel managers of all time in pro wrestling - especially in the 1980s!

[@ReinEngel]

It turns out that he did, in fact, want to play Ha Ha.

[@vinceraven1501]

I don't know how he's had the long career that he has... He's still going & just lost the Impact Digital Media Title to Tommy Dreamer... 😵

[@connordripps1480]

The All Night Express was just a rip-off of the Midnight Express.

[@SinistaMinista666]

A poor excuse of a rip-off at that!

[@connordripps1480]

@@SinistaMinista666 Kenny King and Rhett (I believe that's how it's spelled cause I saw his name on the ROH roster) Titus were certainly not Dennis Condrey and Bobby Eaton or Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton. The 'All Night Express' can't even fill The Midnight Express' jockstrap.

[@bieberninja1]

i'm shocked that no one has asked cornette about kenny king being on the bachelorette

[@troy801]

I remember you

[@steveopc81]

I know very little about wrestling, but based on the way Jim is portraying the agreement with this guy, is sounds pretty generous to me.

[@lemankurtz8950]

Holyshizit!?!? ALICE was there the whole time?!?!? HAHAHAHA!! I'm sure her silence was a protest for all the "Closet Racism & Misogyny" she experienced.

[@adamirishconundrum851]

Alice is a sweetheart.

[@MaxZorin2099]

I was over 15 minutes in before I realised he was talking to Alice and not Brian.

[@almightyone1181]

Alice is awful

[@adamirishconundrum851]

@@almightyone1181 Alice is a goddess.

[@theupandcomingartist5903]

Hey Brian. ask Jim Cornett his thoughts on the sumo match between Yokozuna and Earthquake... because I just watched that match. and Earthquake got a bigger pop then anybody in the WWE today after winning. Thanks I'm​ a big fan of the podcast.

[@emfs9522]

I acutally didn't mind Alice. She doesn't talk half the amount of Brian Last.

[@BuJammy]

agree

[@ReverendBenzo]

This is the first time I've ever heard of Kenny King and this video is 5 years ago.

[@MRWINDYMETHANE]

Man, when Jim Cornette said that Kenny King couldn't draw money if you gave him a green crayon, I laughed for hours on end. I got another one for ya, Jim: David Arquette couldn't land a missile dropkick if you shot him out of a tank!

[@xanderw7930]

My favorite I could.write a better show.than Vince Russo while taking a.sh1t after eating dinner at.taco bell

[@MRWINDYMETHANE]

@DAMN! You Shelton Benjamin Still couldn't draw money if you gave him a green crayon, though 🤣

[@emilysanders4807]

LMBO!!!!

[@SSJ2Phenom]

My favorite is........ Vince Russo couldn't get a clue unless he bought a puppy and named it Clue.

[@GutsofEclipse]

Anybody who's going to say "it's business" when backstabbing someone shouldn't be surprised when they learn that business is a two-way street and doors start closing, and anyone who's stupid enough to throw a known backbiter straight into a position of importance shouldn't be surprised when they get fucked at a critical juncture. The most important commodity of all is trust, and good ethics lie at the core of a financially healthy industry. That's not just hallmark card bullshit either. When people can't trust each other, they don't take big, long-term risks. No risks, no wealth.

[@Nyc.danny123]

22:46 lmfaoooooo

[@DEATHBYJOKES01]

If you're going to wrestle... Don't name yourself Kenny... Jim seems to Loath that name..

[@brianm2850]

Jim really doesn't like Kennys, does he? (Bolin, Omega, and King)

[@MrDman21]

Looking at some of the comments on here are the reason why a lot of wrestling fans don't get any respect. Jim Cornette is saying Kenny King was a shitty WRESTLER. Doesn't have shit to do with him being black! Why does it always have to be a racial thing if it's a black wrestler? Like black wrestlers are so UNIQUE to the pro wrestling world? BULLSHIT! They have problems just like everybody else. Kenny King was just a douchebag who just happened to be black. He didn't have charisma like MVP, J Lethal, New Day, or had the sheer power like Bobby Lashley. Even somebody like King Mo who showed up when TNA did the who cross-promotion with Bellator, got a bigger push and he was only a part timer. So don't throw shade at Cornette calling him a racist becuz he talked shit about Kenny King. Kenny King was a shitty wrestler who burned his bridges with RoH. Him being black doesn't have shit to do with him being a shitty individual.

[@saj8]

Man, sit down!

[@adamgibson7181]

For those wondering, this was before Brian transitioned

[@lionheart7019]

Jim doesn’t like people named Kenny...

[@Connor-ki8zv]

Kenny Bolin, Kenny Omega and Kenny King.

[@Cabaret43]

Wasnt Kenny King on the Bachelorette a few years ago? Enough said.

[@wrestlingnut8658]

The last 2 minutes, best part of the rant.

[@johnlewisbrooks]

...I got a green crayon and can't draw a dollar.. 😢😢😢 😂😂😂!!!

[@WaveOfTheRager]

I never listened to the experience when Alice was his cohost, but i csnt imagine how the dynamic could have possibly worked

[@williamsmith666]

There was no dynamic. Alice sucked the air out of the room and didn't care about wrestling, only doing the podcast for herself. So...basically Kenny King.

[@johngori9477]

Sometimes it is hard to know what Jim thinks of an individual...this isn't one of those times...

[@emilysanders4807]

LMBO!!!!. Yeah It Is. LMBO!!!!

[@jasengriffin485]

No Jim don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel.

[@Jameslfgsmith]

“Jim Cornette buries the universe volume 2 Vince Russo” the last 10mins of that video is GOLD! Greatest rant EVER! Go check it out my fellow cult of Cornette s!

[@RedeemerBlade]

If I was Delirious I would let Kenny King back into ROH, but only use him as enhancement talent. I would book him to lose to everybody, and make him a joke. Probably give him a comedy gimmick. He would be the ROH version of Curt Hawkins, only without the tag team title win. If he didn't like it, tell him to leave since he wouldn't be winning any titles anytime soon or ever, or work with any main event talent unless it was a squash match.

[@ryanleach3153]

Hawkins is actually entertaining at least, plus he can do a good match with almost anyone

[@RedeemerBlade]

@@ryanleach3153 Oh I agree. I thought it was weird that WWE had him lose so much before he finally won, and won the Tag Team titles at that. Unlike Hawkins though, while King is a decent athlete, his backstage behavior is what kills it for him. Hawkins withstood a 100 match losing streak, while King just had to win the ROH Tag Team titles before jumping to TNA. It was a move only a mark would make as it had no benefit to his career whatsoever except giving him a bad reputation backstage.

[@ryanleach3153]

That losing streak got Hawkins so over though...plus the angle he and Ryder had with The Revival from January to June was solid, a guy like King couldn’t replicate that anywhere, cuz nobody cares about him

[@RedeemerBlade]

@@ryanleach3153 Very true, King is a joke. That's why if I was Delirious, I would have jobbed him out until his contract expired. After that, if he wanted to go, he would have no value whatsoever. That would have been sweet revenge for screwing ROH over like he did. Hawkins ran with that losing streak and got over while King didn't care about the business except what he could get out of it. And from what I can tell, King got nothing out of it except a bad reputation. It's also a shame Hawkins was just released from WWE. Hopefully he can go somewhere and get more exposure once this virus nonsense goes away.

[@juaneduardo504]

🤔.....

[@geo_ashburn]

Werner Klemperer (Klink) John Banner (Schultz) and Leon Askin (Burkhalter) were Germans (Klemperer) and Austrians (Banner and Askin) of Jewish ancestry who escaped the Nazis and ended up in the US in the late 1930's. All three served in the US Army during WWII.

[@arthurprior3494]

I had forgotten about Alice lol

[@Ryusuta]

I only WISH I had. XD

[@adamirishconundrum851]

@@Ryusuta she's gorgeous.

[@Connor-ki8zv]

Kenny King couldn't draw a ticket out of a cat's ass. He's just one of those guys that no one would take seriously as a top guy.

[@itheworst4450]

There's nobody in the history of the world that's had as many headaches in there life as Jim cornette has had in his run with ROH

[@BabyCee713]

I love Jim Cornette!!!!

[@Smartie1]

A Verbal disembowelment

[@Jameslfgsmith]

Couldn’t draw 15 cents of Chinese money.. 🤣

[@juliusjones3115]

Don't hold back. Say what you really feel.😅😅😅

[@richb4649]

This is too much 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gary-su8sb]

What is Cornette deal with naming tag teams express? Lol, I'll have you know, I've always loved Jim....still do

[@MoxyOh]

It's not just him, it's a "thing" in wrestling. The Orient Express, The US Express, The Ebony Express, CanAm Express, The PYT Express, The Lightning Express...hell, even AEW had The Jurassic Express like 5 years ago.

[@user-wr6db6nw8t]

Jim pulls NO punches and tells it like it is, consequences be damned!!

[@ccfctommy]

Listening to the new podcasts...why does Jim sound so different here? 😂

[@diluted8]

I forgot about this guy. I remember I liked him in Tna

[@louiscsanko3673]

Cornette is Wrestling.

[@nathantturnert1631]

Yes yes

[@redberry3852]

And by the way IM BLACKER THAN A STRUCK MATCH !!!

[@codylaighton9023]

So I didn't know about this before Kenny's return a d while I could take some sort of snide attitude twords a guy I enjoy watching. I will instead not be able to get the picture of Kenny King as a male stripper out of my head while watching him...

[@RevolverOcelot2008]

They couldn't wrestle each other every Ring of Honor show ever *Vince booking the Usos vs New Day 5000- " why not?"

[@Connor-ki8zv]

Or Cryme Tyme vs Hart Dynasty for seemingly the 1000th time in row on Superstars (remember that?)

[@kidvillain188]

Damn what's up with Cornette hating people with the name Kenny

[@dart2527]

So glad Alice kept her mouth shut for half an hour.

[@adamirishconundrum851]

Alice is a queen.

[@jedite7503]

19:33 The beat off clan. 😂

[@TheSBleeder]

How many people has Jim Cornette called "The biggest liar in professional wrestling"?

[@johnathanrush4666]

I want to ask him "alright, who's REALLY the biggest liar in wrestling" and just listen (personally I think he was right about Laurinaitis)

[@ctray3688]

Funny thing is this isn’t even Jim’s least favorite wrestler whose named Kenny and is a mark for himself.

[@jamesdowning4205]

I love the idea of Delirious walking around with a briefcase

[@BeastNationXIV]

I can hear the defenses of Kenny now, "Oh, he's a smart businessman. You're just mad you got outsmarted. Don't hate the player, hate the game." 🤣🤣🤣

[@silentasylumxx182]

Sadly true

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

I fear the future

[@slabbusterrtr7690]

Yep u gotta cover every base when dealing with a liar

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

How to get Jim Cornette to like you: *Don't* be named Kenny

[@jaxsquier]

But If King agreed why did he go back on it. He had an out to make money on both ends and not lose anything. So Kenny just kinda screwed them and himself.

[@josephotero9556]

Jim cornette is the greatest!!

[@Gary-su8sb]

I wrestled Kenny king while in fsw in Las Vegas. He was always super cool with me.