Jim Florentine - Awful Vanity License Plates

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Video starts at 05:17

[@bjornb.9370]

You unsung hero

[@jasoncee666]

This guy is pure gold, highlight of my week. Loving the anger.

[@Epimpin101]

One time I got the wrong license plate by mistake. They sent me one that said "ASSMAN". I went around looking for a proctologist who i thought it might belong to. People were giving me cat calls as I was driving. It was a weird but hilarious mix up...

[@Brttrx84]

Something like that happened to me, and I just went with the flow. I was casually giving a ride to my buddy's Mom, and brought my arm up during a sudden brake in traffic so she wouldn't hit her head on the dash, and ended up touching her rack when she leaned forward. So embarrassing.

[@MrJimmyTide]

That's almost as bad as the time I took a woman out to my favorite restaurant, and I caught the head chef in the bathroom not washing his hands. Then he went on to cook our dinner. -_-

[@Epimpin101]

MrJimmyTide Yeah, I know. There are some crazy things happening these days. For instance, I was driving my car a few days ago and I hit some pigeons. The pigeons didn't move at all, I thought we had a deal with the pigeons that they would move when we got close. My girlfriend got real mad at me.

[@kazoshay]

million to one shot doc, million to one...

[@ToGetToTerrapin]

Imagine that...? You are not alone, this one time I used the valet service at this restaurant, and after the car was returned to me I noticed the overpowering stench of human B.O. in the car. It was so offensive that it would actually linger on anyone who took a ride in the car! I mean, this wasn't just B.O. -- it was B.B.O...

[@G0DKompleX]

"Got Abs...? What a fuckin Douche" LMAO

[@williamoleary1410]

In 1997 I got a plate with DGY STL in Pennsylvania

[@CandidaRosa889]

"He payz" is a housewife's Mercedes CLK as in "he pays for everything including this expensive car because I'm worth it" yuck

[@kazoshay]

one of the cars on my street has a vanity plate that says MERICA I'm not sure whether I love it or hate it.

[@markburton8653]

Lol right

[@rontrunkwalter6726]

It's not rak me up its rak em up

[@common101sense]

The genuine hatred in this episode is hilarious.

[@theexplorerc]

Vanity License Plates just make it eazyer to be found I work with Repo guys they love them wow will not be hard to find and hock em

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

A good friend I grew up with dad had a license plate that said Dr. (his last name) with USC plates on. His dad was a huge douche that taught high school government and had a fucking PhD and thought he was the shit even if he used his 200k graduate school education to do nothing other than teach high school.

[@kazoshay]

I had a math teacher in high school who drove a shitty geo metro with M A T H as his vanity plate. he was definitely a 45 year old virgin.

[@lamarandms.chipperson8005]

buddhastalin no such thing ever happened ya little liar

[@petesgarage4670]

I guess ONIONS is supposed to mean ON IONS and I guess a "must have" for tesla drivers

[@bencoletti4119]

I agree with the b m w comment

[@bundiclionie1365]

There's a Porsche at my offices with a plate that reads "EARNT". I imagine they're a little vain and probably didn't really earn it, if they were being honest.

[@patrickmcphee770]

Jesus, Why do you try to stretch 15 minutes of material into an hour. yukkkkkk