Jim Florentine - Turd Blockage (Prank Calls)

Funny prank call from Jim Florentine's Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume 3!

[@Asadullah21]

These pranks need more exposure. They're twice as funny as some of these major KZbin comedians.

[@MrRailfan]

It's a shame I didnt find out about these until now. Very under rated. These are all on spotify too!

[@KingLich451]

spotify? lol it makes sense I guess

[@Iamstreetzcertified]

Frfr 💯

[@bigdawg4reallongnlonely955]

Jerky boys and Richard and Sal from the Stern show are good.

[@behindthen0thing525]

These are like from 2004

[@supermanbri83]

"What'dya mean my little hand?? Both hands are the same size!!" That shit had me dying laughing hahaha

[@donwise3256]

supermanbri83 That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life! The mental picture he painted was hysterical and priceless!!!

[@supermanbri83]

haha yea kinda reminds me of Scary Movie 2 with the little hand caretaker lol

[@jaquansimpson6828]

I think he was say he's retarded

[@SirLoinBeefsteak]

Florentine: "Mine are the ones with the corn in 'em." Telemarketer: "Forget the corn!"... LOL, PERFECT!!

[@Eazycree]

supermanbri83 I was drinking pop and almost died

[@willy565]

"Whaddya mean? You want me to hold it up like a Fish?"

[@garyflaherty8521]

Use your little hand they're both the same size lmao

[@ArgonYouTube]

omgwtfbbq But he said fish? The fuck is the purpose of your comment? Unless you’re correcting the fact that he capitalized fish, which seems pointless.

[@chrischimera]

An upper decker lmao I'm dying 😂😂😂

[@neqqs3265]

@omgwtfbbqno u, rofl

[@konankunoichi94]

Never will i forget this useful phrase

[@joegarrison5911]

"Its embarrassing I gotta send her out to the gas station to use the bathroom" 💀

[@ruipx]

A good comedian makes us laugh 8 minutes on a 4 minutes video....

[@chrisslays7373]

omgwtfbbq lol

[@derekmyers3258]

Well played, sir.

[@combedpubes]

Sounds like 2 mafia hit men discussing how to get rid of a body

[@Purplemetall007]

OMG Yes!!!

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

I HAVE TO AGREE BIG TIME! 😂😂😂

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

"Uh, Benny... we have a 'floater'. I've tried to 'flush' it several times, but he won't go down. We need to call a 'plumber'. You still got the number for 'Roto-Rooter'?"

[@xx3astmanxx928]

Sounded like there was a little gabagool in there 😂

[@dylynblue9864]

hxhdfj ifzir st c looooooool!

[@ChickensAndGardening]

One of my favorites! "I had to take an upper decker."

[@bonzai8316]

Joe Tairei That’s the money shot of this call, for sure!

[@somethingorother3742]

i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things: "well don't flush it when there's turds in there!" "it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."

[@alexkost7392]

It's comin from the logs

[@s.cartier6723]

😭😭😭

[@iwalkwaterrunsiwwr1311]

George Washington building blocks. Lol

[@punchosamurai1843]

If he was calling from the office with other people can you imagine the looks on their faces if they heard him arguing about turds?!

[@timparker4160]

Nah, this is the kind of guy who works alone.

[@ckakalak2]

This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.

[@youtubzer]

When he explained what an upper decker was.... omg.... lmao 😂😂😂😂 priceless

[@bigsky1970]

"I'm not touching them, most of them aren't even mine" LOL

[@cablemelly]

George Costanza: "I'll call you back next week when you get the turds and the corn outta the way"

[@MsFartinginpublic]

Is is still there? the upper decker? lol

[@MubashirullahD]

@Eric Cartman it would obviously cause complications

[@PettyPranks]

The telemarketer kinds of sounds like Mark Whalberg. ....Say hi to your mother for me.

[@denicewilliams4561]

😂😂😂😂

[@bonzai8316]

And Jim kinda sounds like Howard Stern

[@Jondsmusic]

Sounds like a guy from Long Island to me.

[@thomaswebb248]

The upper decker concept is beyond hilarious.

[@MelkorHimself]

I was in tears by the time he got to "upper decker".

[@hisworkmanship7258]

"if you want to get your life back to normality in that house" lol 😂

[@BinkyTheGoddessDivine]

"chop up the turds and use a shovel" - screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

[@upurnose46]

omg i almost died. "What do you mean little hand they're the same size!" XD

[@XaurreauX]

"Some of my dumps really linger." PRICELESS!!!

[@Rogue_Leader]

"I don't know whose turds belong to who" XD

[@edwardwhalen4430]

This guy lasts waaay longer than I thought he would.... man a professional.

[@JTKatz07]

This cures depression

[@mattfoley7881]

“I had to take an upper-decker.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@etiennedegaulle3817]

"Would you pick up turds?" A valid question.

[@videogameattic]

Move em with your little hand cmon!! lol

[@gehazelmuse1507]

“Mine Are Usually The Ones With Corn In Them, Cause I Eat A Lot Of Corn.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leghunter9201]

I'm literally destroying my dining room table in fits of laughter head banging fist banging. This is gold.

[@Cwistoph2000]

i lost my shit at upper decker

[@Cwistoph2000]

no pun intended

[@jonlate4581]

Do you want me to hold 'em up like I just caught a fish?😂😂😂

[@SirLoinBeefsteak]

Telemarketer: "How bout I call you next week once you get the turds and the corn out of the way."

[@s.cartier6723]

😂😂

[@bigchazgaming6302]

i was laughing 5 minutes after the video ended

[@jonlate4581]

What do you mean 'my little hand' both hands are the same size!😂😂😂😂

[@neubergermj]

1:36 'I couldn't even go in the toilet I had to take an upper decker" haha brilliant!

[@roids37]

What you want me to hold them up like I caught a fish??? Loved it.

[@MelkorHimself]

Under the related videos the top one is "Travel Inside a Black Hole".

[@karyannfontaine8757]

Upper Decker! Now I am amazed and choking on my tea. I'm surprised the telemarketer lasted as long as he did.

[@nuoiptertermer4484]

The chopping the turds up with a shovel part was maybe the funniest part to me.

[@underintact134]

+nuoipter termer i died at "you want me to hold it up like i caught i fish when im done to?"

[@TrenchcoatNinja3]

Either those are redwood logs, or they're in a big ass toilet if you gotta use a shovel.

[@reeceschrock396]

Mine are the ones with corn in them

[@nasjordan2598]

the part where he said "they just keep doing it ontop of the other ones" 😂😂

[@WillButtlerYeets]

They say laughing adds another year to your life. This guy is the fountain of youth.

[@mikeg.3688]

When Jim said at .27 all the logs are sticking out of the water, the telemarketer’s response of, “I can picture that” had me laughing. 😂

[@danbremer7010]

Hold em up like I caught a fish.

[@ssimon64]

"I can pick out the ones that are mine, mine have corn in them." Dead

[@Bosshogg386]

I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.

[@Dunkaroos248]

I'm in tears right now. I think I'm going to have a heart attack

[@walzawalt550]

Some of my dumps really linger 😂😂😂

[@Danstarr13]

an upper decker jesus christ i haven't laughed this hard for a while

[@rustygearboxnuts5327]

I watched this again after 3 years and still dying of laughter 😂😂😭

[@nickhendrzak9861]

Pick it up with your little hand. What do you mean my little hand. Both hand are the same size.

[@moongirlmimi]

"sometimes we gotta chop the turds up wit a shovel" lmaoo noooo 😭

[@timbennett7211]

OMG! youre gonna give me a heart attack..I can't stop laughing!

[@ya-boychickenlittle9428]

IM FUCKING DYING!!

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

LOLOLOL YOU AND ME BOTH! MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING!

[@LeoStnick127]

Billy Ray yeah no kiddin! Lmao

[@average1310]

Ya-BOY ChickenLittle you alright?

[@g311music]

I’ve never had to pick up anybody else’s turds before! This shit is hilarious! 💩 2:36

[@joeyburch5215]

This salesman is committed!!!

[@jerseyware]

At work. Must not burst out laughing!!

[@SkinE-Vadee-Veechee]

I too just dropped a massive log and my toilet was clogged for about 10 labor intensive minutes. I need this mans information....Plese hurry

[@WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

This is the sequel to the Dump one.

[@USERNAME1-x5u]

"hold them up like I a caught a fish too??"

[@startup97]

First video in a long time that made me laugh so hard!!!! I love these guys!!!!

[@Dkl0K]

"What do you mean my little hand? They're both the same size!" - LOOOLLL!!

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

He was very professional in the discussion of the turds. good job lol

[@billymanilli]

"Is it still there, the upper decker?" LMAO

[@madseason5614]

"What do you mean little hand, both of my hands are the same size." lulz

[@ReallyBadSeed]

"Ok, forget about the corn...." LMAO!

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

"I don't know whose turds belong to who" "I know which ones do"

[@imfromtheinternet20]

Now that's a good salesman.

[@TheRPGenius]

That was incredible.

[@jacobsobol1756]

I have listened to this prank call like 90 times

[@jacobsobol1756]

And I'm still laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄😃😀😀

[@juanr7229]

God deam hilarious 😆😂😆THIS GUY IS SAVAGE

[@thingsstuff4611]

What do mean my little hand, both my hands are the same size. Lol! 😂😂😂

[@JamesJones-kg9bz]

OMG,I can't believe this guy didn't immediately know you were pranking him

[@darkwingduke1631]

Forget about the turds!

[@VNRIVALED]

the part about the corn had me in fucking tears

[@greenleafgrow6257]

Im so baked watching this LMFAO 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆😂😂🤣🤣

[@redryan5048]

How do i get to my turds? the one's with the corn!!!!! lol lol lol lol

[@WizardOfHumor1989]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!

[@tim4336]

"W..well just dont flush it when there's turds in the way."

[@mattlsmith20]

Turds has been said a lot!' Lol

[@joeclark7298]

Jim Florentine is criminally underrated. He's such a joy to listen to 😂😂😂

[@seans.383]

😂 I’ve been listening to these for an hour

[@darindecarlo6015]

I understand why this doesn't have any dislikes , fucking hilarious

[@memres217]

I almost suffocated myself, it's hard to breathe when your laughing that hard.

[@pfow2006]

oh shit that 1 was too much, i almost couldnt listen, but couldnt stop, the upper deck part made me laugh so hard

[@airguntherapy8665]

This is absolutely killing me LMAO, not even a munute in.

[@jace2802]

The idea of a bunch of guys refusing to unclog a toilet to the point where he's taking a upper decker 😂 I can't stop laughing idk how this dude kept trying to sale him on this

[@brianheaton5521]

"How about I call you back when you get rid of the turds, and corn." Soda spraying out my nose! !!

[@DonnaPinciot]

"Good afternoon, sir, my name is F*&^y, I'm calling you from F*&^ing products" Is it just me, or is that voice strangely familiar...?

[@DonnaPinciot]

...GRIF?!

[@septemberspassion]

its censoring the names of businesses to avoid being sued not curse words lol

[@DonnaPinciot]

Um, yeah? It's not as funny, though.

[@josephkreifelsii6596]

Sued? How?

[@jrgaston8891]

Lol, 1:55 the telemarketer goes for broke.

[@Erie685]

Sometimes we gotta chop 'em up with a shovel.... HAHHAHHAHAHA no fuckin way

[@starisesun7692]

"move it with your lil hand" "What do you mean my lil hand?Both of my hands are the same size" omg I'm done lmfao 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@thesouthpaw33]

Is that still there, the upper decker? Omg deaddddddd 😂😂😂

[@chadwilcox1077]

His voice is the best

[@sandramcdaniel4545]

Oh my, i cant stop laughing! The marketer is so stupid! Upper decker, BAHAHAHA!

[@wahidtrynaheghugh260]

Wow this telemarketer really sells it haha

[@CaptainSpalding72]

Best turd discussion ever

[@andrewdobson8282]

Peak Salesman tactic: ‘is that one still there? The upper decker?’

[@MazorKuziaki]

I have literally never been called by a telemarketer. How does he get so many to call him?

[@thelolmaster1997]

You've never stayed home during the day ?

[@KAPETA33]

The more you let call you the more they call you. lol

[@josephkreifelsii6596]

You have to give your phone number out for surveys and online shopping

[@tabithamobley]

Awesome, brought me to tears. Genmangler69, that's Tom Mabe impersonating a homicide detective.